#adding that tag because this would take place when he has his Jocasta Nightstrider alter ego lmao

[liltaz-asatreat]

OH MY GOD GUYS

There's a cooking show in Faerûn called the Great Faerûnian Bake Off, and after Story and Song, among all the other information that got put on blast, some of the recipes the crew had from home and other places they visited on their journey got put on blast too. So some of the foods the contestants are tasked to make since then are foods that you would find on one of those other worlds

Except, they fuck them up like how apparently no one knew how to peel an avocado or knew what a fucking s'more was

Taako takes full offense to how they're butchering the recipes and getting things wrong, so he decides he's going to infiltrate as a contestant or something, idk, I should mention at this point, I don't know anything about the Great British Bake Off except that it's a British cooking show where apparently someone peeled an avocado with a knife like a potato and that one post about how they gentrified s'mores to the point where it wasn't even passable of being an actual s'more. Anyway, he infiltrates the show, and the thing they have to make is one of his own recipes, so obviously he kicks ass, and he corrects everyone on everything, and the judges are like, you're wrong, also, how would you even know all this, who the fuck are you, Jocasta Nightstrider? And then Taako rips off his cloak and mustache, and everyone loses their God damn mind because it's Taako, you know, from TV? On their own not a TV show because TV hasn't been invented yet in that plane, and idk how to end this post, I need to go to bed, but this idea came at me full throttle and i NEEDED to get this out there because it was too funny to keep inside my sleep deprived brain fjfkahflshdlajdl

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