#adam driverl snl

[jynzandtonic]

I need your thots on Tom from snl😭 this man has me salivating for anything

TOM THE FUCKIN LANDLORD! Oh my god, that skit absolutely sent me. Adam in a wifebeater and tropical shirt was TOO MUCH lolol. OKAY HMMM THOTS.

-Calls you "babygirl" and "princess"

-Pays for everything in cash, NEVER lets you pay your half

-Has definitely taken dates to TGI Fridays or Chilis

-Loves fucking you doggy style

-"Happy wife happy life"

-Not afraid to spank you when you're being a brat

-Fixes things around your place but takes a really long time to do it