#actually more akin to an opossum because they are misunderstood little guys
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Jaskier, wearing an uncommon outfit for the time: what do you think, Geralt? I’m hoping to start a new trend!
Geralt: It’s…interesting??
Jaskier: in a good way??
Geralt: it’s a little too weird for my taste.
Jaskier: dude, you have white hair and dress cowboy goth. YOU are weird.
Geralt: EXCUSE ME
#geraskier#the witcher#geralt of rivia#jaskier#genuine things me and my beloved have said#incorrect witcher quotes#don’t ask Geralt for fashion advice#it’s like asking a horse to not get scared at a gust of air#they can do it#it just takes them a ridiculous amount of time#lovable creatures nonetheless#just like Geralt#he’s got maybe 2 thoughts of how fashion works#Jaskier probably picks out his outfits#actually who am I kidding he canonically does#Geralt’s the type of person to have a shirt that he’s been wearing since he was 20 and still wears it to whatever current age he is#Jaskier tells him to throw it out but he just digs it out of the trash like a little raccoon#actually more akin to an opossum because they are misunderstood little guys#I’m rambling you get the point
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