#actually klepto

[kleptocultureis]

Klepto culture is telling yourself you do it for cool, anti capitalist bad boy reasons and not just because you like shiny things

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[wildfaerygirl]

Simple fit today but I became brave and wore my sheer tights! lol. I pilfered this belt (don’t tell anyone!). I can’t wait to wear it over a maxi skirt with a crop top in the summer time :) or with low waisted mini shorts or mini skirt with tights :00

I really love my boots; I think they were a good buy and I thrifted the little gray hoodie and the dress :)

Well, and the bag; I need to finish my embroidery on the bag :)

[creatingfalserealities]

Can we unnormalize tagging "borrowing hauls" under the kleptomania tag? I'm trying to find resources to help myself and people who share my struggles, not see a shit ton of posts encouraging my behavior thanks!! It feels like the equivalent of posting flashing colors under the epilepsy tag 😭

[solarsystism]

Intro & friend search!

My name is Juno! I use any pronouns but I prefer xy/xyr/it/they/!

I'm radqueer and a darkshipper along with plenty other problematic things

We're an unknown origins p-did system! Sometimes headmates post, but not much (Mostly Riri, she's on here too much >:T)

Cisids:

cisautistic, cisadhd, cisnpd, cisbpd, cisbipolar, cisklepto, cisconfusoabled

Transids

wheelchairqior, transgroomed, transharmed, transharmful, permavictim, transloli, spite🗺, spite⚰️, bibirthday, biage, permateen permaoctober, transsilly, transAAC, helpsick, alternadid, proxyid, transpyromaniac, and much more :P

Friend stuff!

Discord and tiktok are both selkiefrom.thestars

Friend REQUIREMENTS

- Won't try to dox me >:T

- Interested in like 2 of my interests minimum

- Discord user

Friend OPTIONALS

- Mentally ill in any way shape or form. Can be cisid or transid!

- 13-18 years old

My interests!

- Good Pizza Great Pizza

- Splatoon

- Prodigy math game

- Selkies

- FNAF

- Mouthwashing

- Dandy’s World

- Captain Underpants

And probably more

[404-systemnotfound]

The problem isn’t that I have over $100 on me right now, the problem is that I want that shadow the hedgehog plushie. Now are you going to cover me or not

[homoeroticvillain]

i got my amiami package with new yuumori stuff so here's my current yuumori display since i dont think ive ever actually posted it on here. looks a little cluttered to me rn so ill need to think of some way to fix that

+ a picture of just the new guys

[i-steals-so-i-can-feels]

How did your kleptomania start? -someone who is afraid they might be like developing it

That's a kinda difficult thing for me to answer since I've been experiencing this for almost 20 years but the first memories I have of experiencing the urges were during a super hard time in my life..I was stressed and overwhelmed and there was a lot of abuse going on atm so that may have affected it but I'm not 1000% sure tbh but if you're struggling and would like to talk, you can always DM me

[oddfluphenazine]

got the klepto crew back in front hello everyone

[frankenstheythem]

aftermath from week long friend sleepover/hangout bullshit: i got her pissed at me bc i tried to argue w her religious rethoric i guess, a diff (fake) friend that havent contacted me in ages emmerged from the dead just to die miserably again (no time for that shit), seeked a new therapy place but ppl were all like "hell naw its a lost cause", got pissed and spent like 100 moneys on uber rides to get drunk, also i got contact lenses but lost one of them and im mad over it bc ONCE AGAINNNNN money goes down the drain because of my stupidity so i relapsed and did blood rituals and self piercing while watching clockwork orange life is sooOOoOoooOOOoo fun rn. expect a month long break or yet again a psych ward lashout

[kleptocultureis]

klepto culture is having gift giving as your love language

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[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s child

Tony Stark x child!reader

warnings: alcohol ment,

a/n: so i just really think that the concept of tony having the party kid as opposed to nerdy avenger kid would be a really cool idea to explore teehee. most of this does actually take place pre-avengers tho!!

prompt:

you we’re quite the exhausting kid

“is this really how it felt to raise me?” -tony

many of nights he’d find your bed empty, you’d snuck out to go have your fun as teenagers do

“yeah, boss, i imagine it was” -happy

you always showed back up in one piece (like him) and besides a little slap on the wrist you didn’t get much discipline

actually, it usually went like:

“so, where did you go off to last night?” -tony

“a party” -you

“really? didn’t want to loop me in before you snuck out…again?”

“last time i told you about a party you showed up!”

“uh—yeah, but it’s not like i went all dad on you and dragged you away or anything”

“yeah, you joined the party and offered to buy teenagers more booze”

“hey, they all loved you after that! and they couldn’t get enough of my classic dance moves” -tony, jokingly doing the sprinkler with one arm “but seriously, let me know next time”

“we’ll see about that” -you

^the above conversion went about the same every time

sometimes for entertainment purposes you’d try a little harder, throw a few pillows under the covers to make it look like you were still home to put a smile on tony’s face

“aw, y/n reminds me so much of me” -tony

tony was still partying at this point so you’d flip the script on him from time to time

“you were out late” -you

“what are you, a cop? leave me alone. actually, can you get me some aspirin and water?” -tony

“sure, one or two” -you

“make it three” -tony

he would nurse your occasional hangovers (what a great dad!)

okay, he didn’t always know when you were gone. he was busy a lot of the time with his own business and extracurriculars so you guys did just kinda do your own thing for certain stretches of time

honestly you could be a bit of a klepto in the best of ways

but only to tony and only for fun

“oh, great, where’s my car?” -tony

“which one?” -pepper

“the black one!” -tony

“be more specific” -pepper

“the only one missing from my garage!” -tony

“yeah, i know, just wanted to give you some more time to think about it” -pepper

“i changed the code on the lockbox like, five times this week. did they hotwire it?” -tony

“we are talking about your kid, right? pretty sure they just hacked it” -pepper

“i am…so proud” -tony

you MAY have gotten a few close calls with authorities, but nothing tony couldn’t handle

and up until tony’s accident, the phrase “you’re going to give me a heart attack” was silly and endearing

“you might actually give me a heart attack, y/n, give a guy some warning or just say please for god’s sake” -tony, now comes with an arc reactor in his chest

“sorry” -you

“what—huh—didn’t hear ya, wanna say that a little louder?” -tony, very sarcastically

i tell ya when he got that armor u couldn’t tell if u were gonna flip out at him or invite him to a party

or steal it for…you didn’t even know what

but tony was 3 steps ahead of you when all this came to be

and you weren’t very interested in weapons, still just parties and dumb fun for you

“dad, i dont wanna be a nerd, will you just let me go out?” -you

“come on! just help me in the lab a few hours, what’s it gonna hurt?” -tony

“my social status” -you

“might i remind you you’re a stark? i think you’ll live if you miss one party” -tony

“you’d be surprised” -you

“hey, i almost died! give your old man a break” -tony

once tony got involved with SHIELD and the avengers he got even busier really

and in came the parenting advice from fury, clint, nat, steve

“hey, i don’t see you raising a teenager, back off” -tony

*clint side eye*

steve once tried to give you a good talking to, but you reminded him a great bit of your father with your stubbornness

“you done? i dont think you should be giving out any parenting tips fresh off the ice” -you

tony was kind of proud of you for sticking to your guns

especially around such powerful people

but you had a knack for that and could do it to practically anyone

mostly because you felt like an invincible teenager since you were raised by tony, who also thought himself an invincible teenager at one point

u tried to tone down giving tony grief when he started having panic attacks

since u accidentally caused a few by pushing boundaries and staying out for several nights in a row

cuz as tony gained more enemies, he thought you’d be in more danger

which was true

“happy, you’re y/n’s personal bodyguard” -tony

“no!” -you

“uh, cool? any fun parties planned tonight? i’ll be the designated driver. god knows i’ve been tony’s too many times” -happy

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[geffenrecords]

i hate when people makefun of me for being so superstitious and stupid. im sorry i think something bad is going to happen because my hat was on the bed im sorry that i think tomorrow is going to be a bad day for me because i used this chaptstick instead of the other 1. unfortunately i am correct and it always works out like this be quiet

[olomaya]

Snowflake Day Tree + Activities

I actually started to make this two years ago and forgot about it but then I got the idea to do it again and remembered that I had already written most of the code. It was sort of like finding money in your pocket you'd forgotten about. 😂

Much like in real life, I prefer to spend my holidays in-game with family instead of randoms and I just want to open presents without having to throw a Gift Giving party. So I made a Christmas Snowflake Day tree to do that where you can decorate and add gifts to open on Snowflake Day.

I also added some holiday activities for kids and toddlers if you have the More Activities Activity Table. It's an add-on so you need that mod (and whatever requirements go with it) if you don't already.

Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

More info after the cut and Updates here

Decorate the Tree (this is meant as a joinable group activity so you can invite others to join; up to 4 Sims (child+) can decorate) 

Add Tree Topper (if you have any)

Hang Ornaments (if you have any)

Turn On/Off Lights (if decorated)

Admire Ornaments (sims may get a nice holiday moodlet - Holiday Memories buff)

Add Gift for…

Look at Presents (get information on how many gifts are under the tree and to whom)

Steal Presents (only for Klepto, rebellious, Evil, Mean-spirited; you will get in trouble if someone sees)

Sneak a Peek at Presents - to check out any of your gifts

Invite Everyone to Open Presents - for Snowflake Day, brings everyone on the lot to open gifts under the tree; if someone doesn’t have gifts, they will watch others open presents and if they are in the household they will get a sad buff. Gifts improve relationship score if Sims like it; does nothing if they don’t but if they get too many gifts they don’t like, they can complain about it.

Open Gifts - self explanatory. If you don’t want to gather everyone together, you can open gifts at any time on Snowflake Day. Depending on how many gifts you like/don't like, you will get a special moonlet (Feeling Grateful/Bummer Holiday)

Take Down Decorations

Put Away Tree

Sims can also:

Ask for holiday presents…Toy | Book | Vehicle | Computer | Electronics | Jewelry | Decor | Hobby Object | Sports Object

This is a one-time interaction that Sims can use on any family or household member. If a sim gets what they asked for, they will get a special buff (Just What I Wanted)

Thank for Presents (if they had a particularly good Snowflake Day)

Complain about Presents (if they had a bad one)

With the MAAT add-on, children and toddlers can also:

Make handmade ornaments and hang them on the tree. The ornaments can be stored in the decorations box.

Make handmade Snowflake Day cards for friends and family (kids only). You can give them directly to Sims or put them under the tree as a gift.

Notes and Recommendations:

To be able to utilize all the tree features, make sure there is enough space around the entire tree for Sims to gather and interact with the tree

Your Sims need to have a giftable object in their personal or household inventory to add a present to the tree

When a Sim has asked for a gift, the game checks whether any of the gifts they receive are in the same buy subcategory or object type as what they asked for so if, as example, a kid asks for a toy and you get them a cc toy that is categorized as a plant or deco object in the game, it’s not going to count. 

To gift jewelry, you need the TS3 Store Jewelry Machine or any custom wearable jewelry objects that is the same object type as the Store Jewelry box object

If you don't have my activities table mod and don't want it, then don't download the two MAAT files.

Requires Generations, Showtime (actually I don't think you need Showtime. I think I wanted to use something from it but then didn't but I'm sure one of you will confirm for me 😭) and Seasons

Details and Instructions:

The tree and box can be purchased in the Entertainment/Hobbies Section (300 and 200, respectively), the tree topper in the Misc Deco (90) or they can all be found in the custom Snowflake Day collection file.

To decorate the tree, your Sim needs both the tree object and the decorations box. Custom ornaments and tree toppers go into the decorations box.

The tree comes with a default decoration but you can create and add your own tree decorations. The file has an XML (HolidayTreeDecorations) where you can add the Resource Key, Group ID for the OBJD of the decoration, whatever name you want to call it, whether you want it to light up or not, and the image (if you don’t want a custom image, just use the default one in my first entry).

Credits: Meshes by EA, tree deco is from Coral Island (I hope Stairway Games doesn't come for me!!) and the ornaments are by me and Freepik. Images are EA and Flaticons. Animations by EA and me.

Download here

[wonderjanga]

whats your take on kleptomaniac billy batson/captain marvel 🧐

Freddy has called Billy a klepto on more than one occasion. He’d never known what it meant and brushed it off until he finally gave in and asked.

Freddy: “It means you steal a lot.”

Billy: “Wha- I don’t steal a lot.”

Freddy: “Yeah, yeah you do.”

Billy: “No I don’t.”

Freddy: “Billy, somehow, during this interaction, you successfully whisked away one of my crutches and are now holding it.”

Billy: “Oh.” *stares at it for a solid second before handing it back* “My bad.”

Freddy: “I bet.”

It’s because of this conversation that Billy noticed how much stealing he actually did. He then came to the realization that he didn’t just do this as Billy. Honestly, he’s just surprised none of the JL hadn’t said anything about it yet.

Marvel and Hawkgirl: *talking*

Hawkgirl: *places her mace down nearby*

Marvel: *gets a notification on his comm* “Ah… Sorry Ms. Hawkgirl ma’am, Supes needs me for something.”

Hawkgirl: “Alright then. See you.” *waves*

Marvel: “See you!” *waves back and leaves the room, not before nabbing her mace*

Hawkgirl: “Alright… Maybe I should go ask Diana if she wants to hang out.” *looks around for her lace so she can grab it and leave only to see the mace obviously isn’t there* “Where’d by mace go??” *looks around the room more*

Marvel: *walks back in with an extremely awkward smile and hands her mace back* “Sorry.”

Hawkgirl: *stares a little dumbfounded and watches him go*

He’d actually done something similar to this only with Aquaman’s trident. Though, instead of staring at him as he left, the man simply laughed it off.

or

Marvel and GL: *talking and laughing*

Marvel: *doesn’t even notice he steals Lantern’s ring and continues chatting*

GL: *does notice, puts his hand out for the ring and also continues chatting*

Marvel: *puts the ring in his hand, again, without even realizing*

He’s done this so many times, to so many different Green Lanterns. Not even just the ones from Earth. It’s also not even just the Green Lanterns too, he does it to the entire color spectrum.

or

Supes and Marvel: *chatting and stopping to go their separate ways*

Marvel: *gives Supes a pat on the shoulder and somehow steals the cape without the Kryptonian noticing*

Supes: *walks off*

Marvel: *realizes what he did and is just left standing there thinking he fucked up*

Jon: *rounds a corner, looking for his dad and spots Marvel* “Is that my dad’s cape?”

Marvel: “Hmm? Uh…” *looks at the cape in his hands before looking back to Jon* “Yeah.”

Jon: “Why do you have it?”

Marvel: “I uh… stole it.”

Jon: “Oh.”

*silence*

Jon: “Can I have it so I can give it back?”

Marvel: “Sure?” *hands it back to him*

All the kid heroes were gossiping after this because they wanted to know the true reason Marvel had it. After all, Marvel wasn’t the type to steal, right? And if he was, why would he just admit it?

[homoeroticvillain]

my wife :]