#actually julia is delusional

[mr-nauseam]

See a post saying toxic yuri should win this year and I agreed. Its why I do an unhealthy attached between Julia Snow and Aelia Mars (whos a doble Snow bc she was cousin of Tigris dad...

[coquettejunnie]

── You, Me, Under The Rain

" He don't deserve your time. Put him on the bench a while. Let me do you better. Don't you deserve to smile? I'ma put in overtime. Let me do you better. "

now playing: overtime by chris brown

୨୧ Pairing: Bestfriend!Lee Taeyong x Fem!Reader Genre/warnings: fluff (this is so delusional so be aware), a kiss scene, sugg (a short make out), best friends to lovers. W/c: 2k (1,919) words

In which. . . As a big rain cloud hovers over the town threatening to become a storm, Taeyong insists that you guys watch a movie since your activities were interrupted by the rain. But later on while you guys were watching a movie, he notices that you have fell asleep.

Playlist: Overtime by Chris Brown, Come Together by Chris Brown (ft. H.E.R), Back Of My Mind by H.E.R (ft. Ty Dolla $ign), Come Through by H.E.R (ft. Chris Brown), Nobody by Denise Julia, U by H.E.R, Just For You by Always Never (ft. NBDY).

Rose's Note: This was a quick writing so I can make this my first post on here! This was inspired by 'Baby' by @mejaemin. I know it might sound plain or weird because I stayed up for like a few nights trying to finish this. And remember, all of this is for entertainment purposes only and this does not go towards how they actually are in real life and made for their personas.

Rain drops begin to tap against the window clear window- which is now a little misty from the rain, creating soft calming sounds. You went towards the window to take a peak outside to see that the roads looked shiny from the rain.

"It has started to rain. Now we can't go to the park." Taeyong went by you to look along with frown.

"It's too late anyways."you took a glance at him as your fingers were still holding on tight to the blinds. "We can stop by tomorrow if it isn't raining."

He nodded at your answer then walked over towards your bed and laid flat on his back. You turned around to face him.

"What do you wanna do?" Taeyong questioned as he was looking at the ceiling.

"I'm not sure. Wanna watch a movie or something?" you said as you were trying to think of something for both of you guys to do since the rain had ruined your plans.

"Sure, I don't mind." Do you have something in mind?" he sat up straight then grabbed the remote.

"Hmm...maybe that one movie you rented a few days ago? Like I mean if the subscription hasn't been canceled yet." you said as you laid down on the bed as well.

"I still have it so we are able to play it." you nodded "I will get the snacks."

He got up from the bed and grabbed his jacket on his way out of your room.

When time flew by, you saw that Taeyong came back with his hands carrying a bowl and he closed the door with his leg. He placed the bowl that was filled with potato chips and snacks like strawberry rolls and coffee cakes.

"Ready for the movie?" he questioned with a little bit of a sarcastic tone.

"Yes, I'm ready!" you responded with the same energy as you laid down on your stomach then took the remote to start the movie.

-🌧-

After more than half of the movie, you started feeling sleepy as you were trying to fight the feeling of your eyes trying to close. So when you closed your eyes, you were already into dreamland.

"I didn't expect the movie to be really good. We could watch it again like later on-" Taeyong said as he was eating some of the chips then turned to face your direction- which he saw that you were asleep.

Taeyong crawled closer to see if you were either resting your eyes or actually asleep. He sat up and grabbed the remote from the side of the bed and pressed the options to save the progress then exited the movie and turned off the tv.

He moved the food that was resting on the side of your bed and got up to go over towards the kitchen to place it somewhere. When he came back, he started dusting any crumbs that were left on your bed and adjusted your sheets and covers to make you comfortable.

"Taeyong?" you spoke up. He turned to face you.

"Yes?" he finished cleaning your bed then went towards you.

"Can you stay here? Please." you said as you were rubbing your eyes.

"Yeah, I can. I can try and help you fall asleep." you nodded to his response,

Taeyong crawled over towards you and turned off the light from your lamp that was sitting on your nightstand. After that, he laid down on his side with his elbow rested on the bed to keep his body from falling down as he moved the covers over you.

He laid his arm out for you to lay on it as he caressed your forehead with his rough but tender touch that was already making you fall asleep. You rested eyes as you were falling into his warmth.

The both of you guys were just making conversation trying to make you tired but it doesn't last long enough. With the rain beginning to pick up strong, a storm had stroked in the distance making you awake.

"Don't worry, I'm right here." his hand didn't stop from what he was doing. You looked into his eyes while seeing that his lips had formed into a smile. But you had nodded trying to ignore the lightning.

He started to hum as it already feels like he was trying to hypnotize you. His half-lidded eyes were looking down at you as the tension started to build up.

"I love this. Like how you're doing this, caressing my forehead." you said in a lower tone.

"I bet you do." he mimicked your tone which made both of you guys giggle.

He leaned in closer as you felt pressure on your forehead. He planted a long but soft gentle kiss on your forehead. You looked at him shocked and he turned his head away as you could tell that his cheeks were turning pink even though the lamp was off.

After a few minutes of silence, you guys still haven't turned to face each other. That had surprised you since you didn't know Taeyong wanted to do that, kiss your forehead. It's not like you didn't wish for it either. It's just that he was always the type of person where you couldn't predict his actions.

You turned as you tried to face his direction- which he was facing the wall. "Taeyong, I think I will be going to bed soon." he turned his body towards you.

"Alright. Also before you go to bed," you turned your head as you were waiting for his next response. "i'm really sorry about what happened a few seconds ago...That was uncalled for and I didn't know what was going on inside my hea-"

"It wasn't a direct kiss and was just on the forehead, so you don't worry. It's alright." his eyes looked more guilty.

"But "friends" don't do things like that...So it isn't alright." he said as he was looking around trying not to look directly at you. Your lips parted for a moment trying to find the right words to say- which nothing had come out. "Plus I didn't ask for consent to do that."

He stopped for a moment to think about what else to say. "And the worst part is that...what if I wanted to do it again but somewhere else." he looked at you with a sincere, honest look.

"Like where?" you questioned but he left you with no response. Instead, he had scooted closer where you could feel each others breathing.

For a few seconds, it was only both of you guys staring at each other in your own world. His hand brushed against yours which made you glance down at it.

"Can I kiss you? And not on the forehead." he said in a lower tone. You nodded slowly to his answer. "Please actually be honest. I don't want to force it or make it weird for us even though it already is-"

You pressed your lips against his making you cut what he was trying to say. It had made him shocked since it was uncalled for. Eventually he had closed his eyes as he deepened the kiss. The kiss was sweet, gentle, and felt like heaven as his soft lips went in sync with yours. It was too gentle like as if he was scared to make a harmful move on you. Even his touch was careful yet so soft and tender.

After a few seconds you had moved away trying to catch your breath. He only gave you about a ten second break before he pulled you closer as he kissed you. It was more aggressive but at the same time, more passionate with more meaning to it. It was unimaginable. His hand traveled to your hip, pulling you closer against him making you wrap your arms around his neck.

You couldn't believe that you were kissing your best friend. You feel like what you guys are doing is wrong and scared if it would ruin your guys friendship in any way but your actions don't say otherwise.

Taeyong flipped you over so you would lay down on the mattress as he broke away from the kiss. His body was over you as he looked down at you with his chest rising up and down.

"Y/n, I really like you. Not just because we just kissed. But really, I really do. I have been liking you ever since when we were younger." Taeyong said in between breaths.

"Taeyong..." your voice has stopped you from saying anything. You didn't know how to feel or how to respond.

"But if you feel uncomfortable, we can act like this didn't happen and we can continue to just be friends or I can give you space."

"Then why did I kiss you first?" you questioned him. It had made him speechless. "Taeyong, I really like you too. And not just because we had kissed. It's the same reason as you. Ever since when we were younger, I have always liked you too."

Taeyong's cherry tinted lips had formed into a smile. His hand brushed against yours again but along with it, he locked his fingers with yours as he continued to look at you. You couldn't fight back the smile that kept growing bigger and bigger with your cheeks heating up.

"Didn't say you were going to bed?" he said teasingly.

"Yeah- which I am." you said as you were trying to push the covers over yourself. He just chuckled as he laid down beside you.

You turned your body towards him and fixed your blanket. You saw that he was fixing the covers over himself as well.

"Taeyong." he replied with a "hmm" "What are we?"

"Anything you want." he said as he looked up at you. "But please don't let us be hookups."

"Of course I won't ever do that. But, what if I wanted to be more than just friends?" your response made Taeyong turn his full attention to you.

"That..." his voice sounded low before speaking up. "That'd be amazing. But I should have asked the question first."

"Then you can still do it. I didn't officially say the words" you chuckled.

"Then Y/n," he said as he held your hand. "would you go out with me?"

"Yes. I would love to go out with you." you said so quickly without even stuttering. You had wrapped your arms around him as he wrapped his arms around you as well. You rested your head on his chest hearing his heartbeat that brought that comforted you.

He ran his fingers through your hair- brushing it back then he cupped his hands on your cheeks then from kissing your forehead to your cheek to the corner of your lips. And then he gave you peck on the lips.

"Thank you for letting me get a chance to ask you out." his thumb brushed against your cheek.

"Of course. You didn't have to thank me" you said as you looked deeply into his round eyes as if you could see the whole galaxy in them. He smiled from how you were looking at him. He leaned in again as he kissed your cheek.

"Good night, love." he said as he kissed your other cheek. The sudden pet-name made your face heating up.

"Can you help me fall asleep? It's your fault that i'm still awake" you asked.

"Fine, you can blame me. I will help you." he begin to caress your forehead slowly.

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

CARMEN SANDIEGO INCORRECT QUOTES

Shadowsan: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Carmen's birthday invitations. Ivy: Well, what are they supposed to say? Shadowsan: "Carmen's birthday". Ivy: So, what do they say instead? Shadowsan: "Carmen’s bi". Ivy: Ivy: Works out either way.

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Player: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Ivy: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Carmen, scoffing: Oh, please. Ivy, to Carmen: Hey, how you doin’? Carmen: Carmen: giggles and blushes

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Zack: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Player: That’s a snake.

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Ivy: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Shadowsan: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Ivy: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Shadowsan: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûl��e from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Vlad: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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{I really need someone to clarify whether they're brothers or two deadpan Russians that Just Look Like That. Because they give such Gay Stone-Faced Lovers but idk. hm. [Looks at the To Steal Or Not To Steal Dip™️*] oh okay}

Boris: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Vlad: It was autocorrect. Boris: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Vlad: Yes.

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Boris: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Vlad: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Boris, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Boris: We should be partners. Vlad: You mean like, partners in crime? Boris: Yeah… that’s precisely what I meant.

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Dr. Bellum: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Cleo: Nope, there's 26. Dr. Bellum: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Cleo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Dr. Bellum: You'll get the D later ;).

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Cleo: The stars are so beautiful… Dr. Bellum: They're just giant balls of gas. Cleo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Dr. Bellum: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Cleo: Oh…

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Chase: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Chase: What’s up? I’m back. Zack: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Chase: Death is a social construct.

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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Chase: I will not let you down. Ivy: Sounds fun. Zack: K. Julia: No, I'm fucking not. Carmen: Do I have to be? Shadowsan: Please god, I am so tired.

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Shadowsan: Wanna hear some dark humor. Ivy: Yeah, I love dark humor. Shadowsan: Alright. Shadowsan: Turns off the lights Shadowsan: Knock knock. Ivy: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Zack, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?? Zack: Wait. I the fuck used this pan… Ivy: It was you the fuck. Zack: It was I the fuck… Shadowsan: Who cooks rice in a pan? Ivy: They the fuck.

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Carmen: trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark Carmen: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Carmen: How about "You witnessed the murder of my actual dad?" Associate: No…Wait, wha- Carmen: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Carmen: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Shadowsan: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed. Chase: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Shadowsan!

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Ivy: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are! Chase: What are you then? Ivy: I'm a Virgo!

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Zack: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*The Dip from To Steal or Not to Steal {no seriously they slayed. Those little gay boys served every bit of cunt within the timespan of three and a half seconds}

ALSO, The Entire Video, which is fucking amazing. Masterpiece.

[mythserene]

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, this is my case.

(*next day* I definitely got a little ahead of myself with that statement, but I was so happy to get through a single paragraph of a mild example without getting lost in all the other falsehoods that it made me giddy. I do feel unstuck though, and that's worth a lot.)

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This was supposed to just be a copy of my “Delusional Lewisohn” website post but I started talking and accidentally wrote what I've been trying to say for months.

It starts as my contrasting paragraph of “designing Lewisohn”—how he normally does things—so it's a little stiff and compact, but I spread out fast and while it's probably riddled with typos, this is what he does. It's just usually worse and about more nefarious things.

“It could be they didn’t see much of each other in the summer of 1958.”

In “A BEATLE DIDN’T SAY THAT!” one of my examples was Lewisohn very designedly making it seem like Paul wasn’t around for John after Julia’s death using a combination of an altered quote from George Harrison’s mother and the contextual phrasing surrounding it. Many know of Mrs. Harrison reassuring George that she wasn’t going to die, but Lewisohn cunningly alters the rest of her words and his supporting sentences to make Paul seem unaffected and distant after John’s mother’s death, and to paint George and Paul both as relatively unconcerned, when what Louise Harrison specifically says is that she sent George around to John’s to bring him over so that he could play guitar together with Paul and George, and that “they always helped each other.” For Lewisohn to surgically alter the words that he does quote, chop off the rest, and then sew them back up with misleading insinuations to create not only a false—but opposite—impression of the boys’ closeness after John’s loss is unforgivable.

TUNE IN – Lewisohn

Asked  some years later to describe how he’d been able to help John cope with the loss of Julia, Paul could remember nothing of the period at all. It could be they didn’t see much of each other in the summer of 1958. John was working at the airport, and Paul and George went on holiday together—adventurous for boys of 16 and 17. But Louise Harrison would recall how she encouraged George to visit John at Mendips, “so he wouldn’t be alone with his thoughts.” The awful fact that both his mates had lost their mothers terrified George: the penny dropped that his might die any moment too. “He’d watch me carefully all the time. I told him not to be so silly, I wasn’t going to die.”

THE BEATLES – Davies (cited)

Mrs. Harrison, George’s mother, remembers the effect it had on John. They were still practicing a lot at George’s house, the only house where they got endless hospitality and encouragement. (…) “When John’s mother did die, he didn’t seem to go off his head, but he wouldn’t come out. I forced George to go round and see him, to make sure he still went off playing in their group and just didn’t sit and brood. They all went through a lot together, even in those early days, and they always helped each other. George was terrified that I was going to die next. He’d watch me carefully all the time. I told him not to be so silly. I wasn’t going to die.”

Lewisohn doesn’t outright say that Paul wasn’t around when Julia died, but he strongly infers it—deceptively altering and truncating a supposed-Mrs. Harrison quote—turning George's mom talking about how close the three were at that time and how they helped each other, into support for his inference that Paul barely saw John at this time. He then adds an introductory statement that makes it seem as if Paul was nowhere to be found, without actually saying that.

Yes, that's what I said. It is all lawyer-speak narration. Look at his first two sentences.

Asked some years later to describe how he’d been able to help John cope with the loss of Julia, Paul could remember nothing of the period at all. 

It could be they didn’t see much of each other in the summer of 1958.

But we know the secret. We know what Mrs. Harrison actually said. And so does Mark Lewisohn, by the way.

Now, Lewisohn tells us that someone, somewhere, "some years later" asked Paul this "question" that I literally cannot even comfortably end with a question mark:

“Paul, describe how you were able to help John cope with the loss of Julia?”

Really?

I'm not going to lie, I don't believe him, but even if we give Lewisohn the benefit of the doubt— **excuse me i can't stop laughing. one sec**

—even if we give Lewisohn the benefit of the doubt that someone, somewhere, at some unnamed time, asked Paul to describe how he was able to help John cope with the loss of Julia, just what exactly would we expect Paul McCartney's answer to that to be? Honestly, try to imagine the look on Paul's face if he was asked to describe how he helped John to cope after Julia's death.

“Paul could remember nothing of the period at all.”

Did an appellate lawyer write this? No, this is contract law genius. I can find the holes in almost any contract, and Lewisohn's own words around a misused quote are a work of legal art. He never quite says what you think he said.

But on the quotes, themselves, Lewisohn swings for the fences. He is without shame or fear. He has no qualms about putting quotation marks around any old thing he wants to say. One cannot go too many pages without finding something that shocks the conscience.

These are not “mistakes.” They are a very deliberate cutting and pasting together of historical figures' words to make them mean something different—and often opposed to—what the speaker intended. He then surrounds the misquotes with carefully worded insinuations that don't really say what you thought they did.

THE ACTUAL MRS. HARRISON “QUOTE”

Davies is very good at weaving together information-heavy exposition together with the quotes from his interviews, and since he interviewed everyone himself, he can tell us a lot in his own words.

What that does for you and me is that we get the context from the guy who asked the questions and spent time with these people, and that makes it a lot harder to get away with using these quotes out of context. Like, before we even get to the direct quote from George's mom, Davies is telling us what she remembers from the time. And it's a lot. Because that's when the boys practiced at the Harrison's almost every day. And it's awesome because her memories almost always include what the boys were eating at the time. (Seriously.) Like, she'd “given them all beans and toast” a few months before Julia died when she heard John say to Paul, “I don't know how you can sit there and act normal with your mother dead. If anything like that happened to me, I'd go off me head.”

Davies also calls Mrs. Harrison “one of nature's ravers.” 🥹

Everyone seems to agree that during this time the three were always at the Harrisons, and it's certainly the picture we get from Mrs. Harrison.

Davies is telling us all this, and leads into her direct quote by telling us what she “remembers.”

Mrs. Harrison, George’s mother, remembers the effect it had on John. They were still practicing a lot at George’s house, the only house where they got endless hospitality and encouragement.

And I trust Mrs. Harrison's memory because I am a mom, and I remember every trauma of my children's friends because I was the local Mrs. Harrison. We love those kids with all our hearts and they're so connected to our own kids that nothing happens to one without all of them feeling it. And the mom seeing it all. So how do we need Paul's answer to “Describe how you were able to help John cope with the loss of Julia?” when Mrs. Harrison has twenty stories, all with corresponding menus?

And Mrs. Harrison is saying that she sent George to get John out of his house so they could all play guitars together “in their group.” Not, George and John and no one knew where Paul was.

Where's Paul? Who could possibly know? “It could be they didn’t see much of each other”—but could it? It could be that Paul went ice skating in Sweden, EXCEPT HE FUCKING DIDN'T. Why are you lying to me in legalese in a Beatles biography?

“But Louise Harrison would recall how she encouraged George to visit John at Mendips” isn't true, but also isn't sane. If you pause and put as much thought into each sentence as was spent constructing them, you notice how many of them are patently ludicrous. Mrs. Harrison didn't encourage George to “visit” at Mendips because no child “visited” at Mendips. What are you even saying? To keep Paul and John away from each other you're talking nonsense. Visit? At Mendips? I can just picture John, Mimi and George sitting around having tea. But also, Mr. Lewisohn, those are not words that Mrs. Harrison said, and in fact, those words mean something completely different than the words she said.

What she said was she sent George over there “to make sure he still went off playing in their group and just didn’t sit and brood.”

And Nature's Raver Mom would see John not showing up like usual and would send her son out to make sure John knew he was wanted, and give him a little kick if necessary. She would want him in her house so she could feed him and make sure he was okay and to give him the comfort of playing music together with his friends.

They're the Beatles, and they got through it playing music. That's the real story, the true story, and a much better story.

And then she says “they all went through a lot together, even in those days, and they always helped each other.”

By cutting that out, leading into the quote you cut it from by speculating about where Paul was, and opining that maybe they didn't see each other much you are being purposefully deceptive and there simply is no other rational inference. None.

(I have tripled my website post now. I regret nothing.)

Let's take this baby home.

Because Mark Lewisohn completes the picture of John alone and ignored by George and Paul, and he does it by sneaking his own words into the mouth of George Harrison's dead mother.

I just want to make sure you got that. Like, let it sink in.

Mark Lewisohn changes Mrs. Harrison's actual words from “sit and brood” into “alone with his thoughts,” which further emphasizes the absolute absence of Paul and George. But he knows that John was not alone because he replaced Mrs. Harrison's words that said they were together playing music with his own words of John all alone. And then he has the nerve to even suggest that Paul and George are off together on holiday when John needs them most, while conjuring a parallel image of a traumatized John left separate and alone. (Except for his inner world.)

And I'm sorry, but I have to repeat it one more time: Lewisohn does all this by telling us that Louise Harrison said it. And although a lawyer could make a technical case that I am not being lied to here, I am.

Delusional Lewisohn is alive and well on my website. This has been Designing Lewisohn, signing off.

There's a lot, lot more and a lot, lot worse, but it's all of a piece. Not different in kind, just of degree. (But the degrees are significant.)

Tag 😏 @wingsoverlagos

[someones-here-for-sure]

hi! what are your opinions on the td23/24 canon couples?

~Remy

THANK YOU FOR ASKING. Imma be rating this on a scale of 1-10 btw

so, I hated ripaxel at first, but then I became delusional and said that they didn’t just make out the entire time and realized that their dynamic is actually kinda nice, soooo all in all 5.7/10

Now for… priyaleb- okay, so at first I loved their dynamic, and I loved Priya, but because of how the canon treated them, I began to realize how… toxic it became? Like, in the finale Caleb is has a light panic multiple times over how Priya feels, like when he saves Julia from falling to her death, he says “Oh- Just don’t tell Priya!” He seems panicked and dare I say… scared? Idk seems unhealthy I like Caleb without Priya and I like Priya without caleb 2/10

now rajbow was technically last season but idk if your talking about s1 or 2, so I’m gonna include this one anyway. I LOVED this ship in s1 it was perfectly written and stuff, just off of s1, 10/10 but, because of how they wrote raj this season(Istg that’s not my boy) 8/10, that’s all I have to say despite this being my favorite (canon) ship.

Also, I know you probably meant just the canon ships but just for fun I’m gonna talk about my otp for this series because I love it.

MKULIA!! they are my favorite ship, they are such enemies to lovers and I love them and they’re just generally the best 10/10 would recommend (I rlly hope they become canon next season. Like AAAAAA)

[real-total-drama-takes]

“why do people ship mk and julia?? they aren’t even canon!! bowraj is clearly the superior gay ship and it’s actually real!! quit being delusional!”

~ td youtube comment

[rhiannonsknife]

I'm going crazy. Delusional. Crying. Idk if you'll know it but like, the song Big Jet Plane by Angus & Julia Stone for Lottie. Just a thought, all I picture is post crash or just loving from a distance.

"they were like January and December. So close, yet so far" like- stab my heart out.

A private and secret relationship before she disappears in the wilderness and then she comes back like a stranger.

Lottie with my heart 😭

i actually started working on a REALLY similar request from 🌿 anon a while ago!! i don’t know when it’ll be out since i’m working on the nat series right now but i will definitely post it…eventually 😭😭

[somewillwin]

I KNOW VI & JINX ARE SISTERS BUT THE *researching* ISHA?? was i misled 😔 LMFAO (big rant in coming omg my bad)

also yes!! I think if anything, Sidestep was the trigger to realizing they weren’t straight at least pfft or at least if it’s romantic between the two i’m not quite sure if it works for platonic chargestep (and that is dear to me)

but no that’s valid, i was struggling with the puppet/ortega thing for the LONGEST before i could actually do it cuz that’s my darling angel i dont wanna play them like that 😭 BUT story wise i felt like it made sense esp with my same sex chargestep…

how sidestep is dealing with the struggle of whatever the hell is going on between them & ortega and thinking how same gender ortega is straight (they’re coping & think they’re delusional, confirmed) purely because of how same gender ortega always flirts with the opposite gender (pain)… my sidestep in the beginning probably felt like he was only there for his ortega to be a “easy way to explore” (PAIN) since, you know, ortega being a hero n allat which is kiiinda canon with their dynamic?? depending on if you address it and how you address it in game which is rlly nice!!

same gender ortega always openly showing themself with an opposite gender partner in public so my sidestep practically thinking he’s a side piece fr (not knowing ortega is in love w him </3) and thinking his only way of being able to actually BE with ortega is through puppet (who is a woman) 😔 and hey, since ortega flirted with her first, he must have some interest (evim is depressed if you couldn’t tell)

and that just kinda helped me go “perfect. this is the story now.” LMAOO now the funny part is evim & ortega hunching before the big ol crash (i did not have the hospital ending so i wont spoil ;) hehe) n i just wanna see ex!puppet hanging out with sidestep & ortega catching them n going wtf?? 😭 ESP IF SIDESTEP AND PUPPET LOOK ALIKE? (malin plans to do an update on rebirth so im hoping ur puppet n sidestep can resemble eo even with opposite sexes bc that would make my walkthrough ten times better)

YOU ARE MAKING ME WANNA REPLAY AND I DONT HAVE TIMEEEEEEE (not like I’m gonna make different choices but I love Julia I need her back)

ALSO! Yeah isha is real lmaooooo I just thought you meant like a romantic trio and I was lost in sauce there for a moment bshshshhshshs

Ah Chargestep my beloved

[haveaclock]

(this was in my drafts, have it)

"Is the kind of person": Total Drama: Reboot edition yayyyy

I'll try to be versatile with characters but ranyebow man.. (platonic..of course)

btw..I haven't even watched the reboot (currently waiting for it to come in the u.s as of may 12th wait it's mother's day)

• Raj and Wayne are the kind of persons to be hooked on to Odetari, 6arelyhuman, Asteria, Lumi Athena , you name them (I'm still living on the 2000's cartoons.. 😞).. oh yea

creds: @goldfishontheceiling

-Raj: WAYNER!! ODETARI CAME OUT WITH A NEW SONG!!!

Wayne: DICE AND ROLL??

Raj: YEA.....

Julia: shut up

• Julia and Bowie are the kind of people to be enemies because if Fresh TV made them friends they'll be so unstoppable they'll cross dimensions maybe Amphibia's dimension

-oh and btw I'm very delusional about them

• Scary Girl is the kind of gal to not say "you'll never find the body"

it's "It's bold of you to assume that there even is a body to be found."

- aw man that's the only one I got for her

•Raj is the kind of person to be at one school since kindergarten it's one of those K-12 schools, and so he's like probably in the school band or something

-Raj is a trombone player fight me

Raj: Bowie you're holding the trombone wrong

Bowie: Sorry *adjusts*

Raj: you're holding it wrong

Bowie: sorry

Raj: try again

Bowie: ...okay

Raj: mmm try again

Bowie: Raj..

Raj: mm.. try again

Bowie: Raj I will stuff this trombone into your mouth if you ask me to try again 😃

-did anyone get the SpongeBob references..did anyone get the SpongeBob references..

• Wayne might be the kind of person Raj is in the previous one but I need to decide whether it is or it isn't

Hanukkah Dance is stuck in my head sorry

• Julia is the kind of person to believe in aura and in auras still

- I think she substitutes for the word ass because this is a kid show y'know..

- Julia: Bowie get your aura together..

Bowie: I thought you were already exposed

Julia: yea I know

Wayne and Raj are the kind of people to recognize 2018 YouTubers because when they were little tiny people they would watch "DRIVING TO [so and so] AT 3 AM"

- I bet they would have recognized Chase but they couldn't really do anything because they were on different teams belhh

Raj: bro..what if they drink the potion and then they become gay..

Wayne: crazy man..

*ding dong*

Raj: why did someone send me a package at 3 am

Wayne: what if it's a gay potion..

Raj: what 😰

Wayne: whatever you do don't drink it..

Raj: ...WAYNER..IT SMELLS LIKE CHAKOTRA..

Wayne: RAJIE NO DONT GIVE IN..

Raj: WAYNER.. IT'S CHAKOTRA..

Wayne: NO RAJ..

Raj: DAWG I'M GONNA OPEN IT

Wayne: NO-

-9 year olds..knee slappers.

-oh..and btw..I got chakotra off of google correct me if I'm wrong

•Raj is the kind of person to say "Gluteus Maximus" instead of ass Raj be normal

- Raj: Bowie did I ever tell you this one hockey team before Total Drama?

Bowie: No? But now I want to know :)

*I don't know anything hockey (YET) so pretend hes speaking okay okay*

Bowie: And you guys still won?

Raj: Yea! The Snow Owls are the best!! Go Snow Owls!!

Bowie: I wouldn't like that team if they played basketball..

Raj: yea..they were a real pain in the gluteus maximus..

Bowie: Raj what

• Priya is the kind of person to go to med school and go "yea no that term is wrong" or "y'know that's a symptom for cancer"

Raj: people who cheat are just one big pain in the gluteus maximus..

Priya: if you're saying that to substitute for ass btw your wrong

Raj: what..😦

•I feel like...I feel..I feel like Axel would be the kind of person to swear someone out in Spanish but either

1. Know perfect Spanish

2. Bring out random Spanish

Ripper is the kind of person to actually act old and ..older but was born in like 2013

-not that I'm saying he was

*1996 nostalgia*

"ah.ah..ah man! The nostalgia!!"

-okay you guys can jump on this

okay guess stay with me here..stay with me here..

Wayner..and the light skin stare..

okay I'm gone

🚪 🚶

[pawzofchaos]

Some predictions for the next 4 episodes of total drama season 2 bc they're coming out tmr

//SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2

//

-This person on YouTube (Dawnsbubble) had a pretty neat prediction abt Raj and Bowie (and Wayne) being driven apart by the cheating, and Bowie gets voted out either by blame or by sacrifice I think it's cool

-I have like ZERO idea what's going on with the Ripaxel plot or how they're going to deal with it, I just hope it isn't cringe as balls 🙏

-Axel talking to team skunk butt: "DONT VOTE OFF MY BF 😡"

-The rest of the team: "oh shit ok" *continues fighting abt the whole cheating thing*

-speaking of Ripper, now that he has his girl, can he pls be more involved with his team. My guy has no idea that his entire team has been cheating 😭 I still hope he actually acts like a better person to his teammates bc of his ongoing character arc

-MK and Julia double elimination I can smell it, they might make it to merge first tho

-Damien starts his heroic arc, maybe winning a challenge for his team and overcoming his fears to either save his teammates or win the challenge

-animal related challenge??

-episode 5 is definitely an ice related episode so more Wayne and Raj screen time!!!

-Scary Girl BETTER come back and do creepy shit 😭 somethin like feral Zeke me thinks

-I'm so delusional I want Scary and Chase to have an aftermath show 🙏 I know that isn't happening but PLEAASEEE

-MK and Julia get together for reals!! They have to be gfs jm sobbing

-kinda want a campers cooking challenge at some point

-swimsuit episode 🤞

[beevean]

Another thing to point out is that it's very likely that Lisa is Elisabetha's reincarnation.

I mean we know through Soma that that's possible, and not only do the 2 women look almost identical, have seemingly very similar personalities but also have almost the same name but look at the inspiration behind Mathias' story:

His story was certainly based on Dracula's from the 90s Coppola movie, in that version Vlad Tepes goes mad when his wife dies and decides to become a vampire to spite God. When he meets Mina Harker he realises that she's his late wife's reincarnation (and she is, it's confirmed in the movie itself) and falls in love with her. The main difference is that the Dracula in the movie tries to turn her into a vampire and manipulate her into being his forever while in Castlevania he seemed to genuinely love Lisa

And really, Dracula must've realised that it was more than a simple resemblence, if Brauner can recognise two random girls as his daughters' reincarnations and Alucard could seemingly track down Soma before AoS, then surely Dracula could've realised that he had just met his wife reborn

And at that point if she's technically the same woman that he used to love (though not completely, given that Soma surely isn't 100% like Dracula, only showing more Mathias-like traits when he saw Mina "die"), if she has a very similar personality as before and is willingly in love with you...then is it really replacing her?

I mean it's not like with Julia and Hector where we know for a fact that the former is a totally different woman

As an aside I feel like the best way to imagine what kind of person Mathias must've been before LoI is to just look at Soma

I don't have much to add lol. I haven't watched the Dracula movie but I knew that the Elisabetha plot point was inspired by it (also that has zero to do with the book but whatever).

I don't really know what to make of this reincarnation theme - yes, Soma is Dracula's reincarnation, but that's a special case. Why would Elisabetha reincarnate? Is Brauner actually right in seeing Eric's daughters as the reincarnations of his own, or is he just delusional?

As for the last part, I'm not sure how I'd describe Soma's personality other than slightly rude to people he doesn't know and bashful around Mina :P

[skzhocomments]

I can read your smile - Choi Minho SHINee Fanfic - Chapter 12 - A heartbreaking past

Story masterlist - please consult it for the summary of the story, trigger warnings etc.

Wattpad | AO3

Chapter 11 | Chapter 13

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Chapter 12 - A heartbreaking past

word count: 2k words

~Crystal's POV~

Well, that went well. I grimaced taking back the two plates to the kitchen.

My other co-worker came to me and laughed. I bet he could barely wait to make fun of me.

"So, did the guy you like who came with another girl reject your free dessert?" He mocked.

"Guy I like? Where did that come from?" I asked with venom in my voice.

"Come on, Crystal, it's obvious."

"How is that obvious?"

"The way you look at him." He shrugged.

"And what is that way?"

"Come on, it's so obvious you're in love with the guy, it's painful at this point. You've been looking at their table the whole time, and it's like there's hearts in your eyes when you watch him. Not that hard to notice."

"We are just friends."

"Crystal, people don't look at friends the way you look at him. Be honest with yourself."

"You might just be really delusional." I started. "I don't have feelings for him. And he has a girlfriend."

"I think you're the delusional one, bestie." He shrugged and left, and I took a spoonful of the cake and ate it spitefully. It tasted good, at least, even if the taste in my mouth was bitter.

Fuck Julia.

Seeing her brought back all the negative feelings from my past, and I started feeling really shitty.

I couldn't wait for my shift to be over, but I had two more hours to go.

Oh, and I still have to take the check back to their table and see that bitch again.

~

My feet were killing me and I was unusually tired by the end of my shift.

I quickly grabbed my jacket – it tended to get cold during September nights – and I made my way out of the restaurant.

"Crystal?" A familiar voice spoke, and I turned my head in its direction.

"Minho? What are you doing here?"

"I came to pick you up..."

"Why? What happened to your date?" I raised a brow.

"About that... I'm so sorry, Crystal. I was wrong about her..."

"You don't have to apologise to me."

"I do... I had no idea you two shared a past together..."

"What, did she actually tell you anything?" I chuckled bitterly.

I really hated remembering that time of my life.

"Let's go home and talk. What do you say?"

I nodded and we started walking home together in silence, breathing in the night air.

At one point, a cold wind brushed past us, and I started to shiver. Minho then took his coat off and put it on my shoulders, and I thanked him, and I tried not to think about him, or Julia.

At least not until we got home.

~

"Okay. What did she tell you?" I smiled as we sat down on the sofa in the living room, Minho bringing me a hot cup of tea.

"Just that her family fostered you for a while, but you weren't a great fit..." he hesitated, and I let out a big sigh.

"Yea. I guess that's the gist of it. I was a spoiled child who didn't fit in, so they sent me back." I laughed.

"But what's the truth?" Minho spoke softly and touched my hand with his, and I let him hold it. It was warm.

"Do you really want to know?" I looked into his eyes, and he nodded. "We're going to be here for hours."

"That's fine. We'll sleep in tomorrow." He smiled kindly, and I brushed away two stray tears that made their way on my cheeks.

"Okay. I've never told anyone this story before, so... it might be a bit hard... to tell it."

"It's okay." His thumb rubbed circles on my knuckles in a comforting way.

---

~Flashback~

~12 years ago~

"She's such a smart little girl!" Mrs. Lewis said and touched the back of my head.

I never liked Mrs. Lewis. She was always kind when people were around, but as soon as they left, she would grab the Discipline Stick and hit my palms hard, and sometimes the soles of my feet, until they bled. I could never run during Sports the next day, and the teacher would get really angry and scream at me, and the sports teacher was old, and scary. I didn't like him either.

"Oh, is that so? We see she has perfect marks in maths-" The woman spoke, but was soon interrupted by the man next to her that was holding her hand.

"And she's already learning an advanced curriculum, even if she's only 9?!"

"Indeed, she's a really sharp-witted child." Mrs. Lewis complimented me.

"Oh, isn't that perfect, dear?" The woman teared up, and the man just nodded eagerly.

"She would get along with our little princess so well!"

"It would be a good environment to grow up in." Mrs. Lewis approved, and they signed some papers, and the next thing I knew, I was in the back of their car heading somewhere far away.

~

I now have to refer to Mr. and Mrs. Lee as 'dad' and 'mom', and they told me on the way 'home' that I now have a sister called Julia, and that I have to love her, and play with her whenever she wants, and also teach her things, because she is not as academically gifted, whatever that means.

Julia is cute, and she has blond curls that are hanging proudly over her shoulders. They are so different from my straight, black hair. She would always say 'I am beautiful, and you're not, but that's okay, because we are sisters.' and then we'd play until dawn.

I love Julia.

And she loves me too.

And I love playing with someone my age.

Kids at the orphanage are either older or younger than me, but me and Julia are both 9, and we play with her dolls. She has so many! I've never seen so many in my life!

If I'm nice to her, she lets me play.

Mom and Dad love me too. They feed me every day, and they are happy if I get a good grade.

I have a nice family, and I am happy.

~

~11 years ago~

"What do you mean, she stole your puppet?" Mom is frowning.

"I haven't stolen anything!" I defend myself. "I don't even like that puppet!"

"Shut your mouth, Christine. Don't interrupt us when we speak!" Dad is screaming at me. But why? I haven't stolen anything.

"My name is Crystal, not Christine." I mutter under my breath. I hate it when they call me Christine. They say Crystal is a bad name. 'It's the name of a whore', they say, and we'll change it if they adopt me.

If.

"No, it's not!" Mom slaps me, and my cheek hurts and gets red immediately.

Julia is crying, still claiming that I stole her puppet.

I didn't, but they don't want to believe me.

~

~10 years ago~

"You're old enough now, why aren't you more responsible?!" Dad shouts. I don't understand why he's so upset. I got 90%. It's a good grade.

"Look, Daddy! I got full marks!" Julia smiles happily.

"Just as expected from my princess! See, Christine? You could've done better. We used to think you're smarter than this."

"But I did her project too." I frown. "She got full marks off my work."

"What did you just say?" Dad gets up from the table.

Oh-oh. That's bad.

I start running away, realising too late that he is in a bad mood today. He catches me by the hair, and I scream, so he grabs my mouth and squeezes hard.

I shut up.

"Julia, darling, will you bring daddy the wooden paddle?"

"NO!" I start crying this time. I know what that means.

Julia smirks at me.

She is happy.

She loves seeing me get hurt. Says she hates me getting attention.

That's why she hid the puppet in my room one year ago, when Mom stopped loving me and hit me for the first time.

She brings the paddle, and Dad bends me over the table and hits me as hard as he can.

I wince in pain, and I scream, and cry, and cry, and cry, but he doesn't care. He hits me again.

And again.

And again.

It hurts walking afterwards, and I can no longer sit down, or lay on the bed on my back. I have to lay on my tummy instead.

When I look in the mirror the next morning, there are big bruises on my butt, and I know it's going to take a while for them to go away.

It's still sore, but I can at least sit down in school now.

I don't tell anyone, but I cry myself to sleep for two weeks afterwards, until the bruises fade away.

Mom checks them.

Once they're gone, Julia does something, or says something, and Dad gets angry again, and he hits me with the paddle or with the bath brush.

It hurts.

It hurts.

It hurts.

~

~9 years ago~

"We are sorry to hear this one's been giving you trouble." Mrs. Lewis says and smacks the back of my head.

I no longer cry when being hit, and I don't move away.

I know better now.

"She is a monster!" Mom – no, Mrs. Lee says.

"She is a compulsive liar, a troublemaker, and she doesn't fit in with our perfect family!" Mr. Lee shouts. "We can't believe you raised such a horrible child!"

"Apologies, Mr. Lee. We promise you we're going to take care of her bad behaviour."

She sends me to the "Discipline room" - a fancy word for the cellar, and I am only given water and bread until I 'learn my lesson'.

But what is there to learn?

They let me out after two weeks, and Mrs. Lewis tells me I'm 'damaged goods' now. No one is going to want to adopt me with my record. I am just wasting the orphanage's money. I won't accomplish anything with my life.

I'm going to live under that roof until I'm 18, then I'm going to leave and never see them again.

That sounds good.

I don't want Mrs. Lewis to be right about me, so I will only focus on studying, and I will go to university and get a good job.

Yes, it sounds like a good plan.

I will endure the beatings, the hunger pangs and Mrs. Lewis' mean remarks, and I will study, and study, and study, until I move away.

~

~End of flashback~

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"Crystal... I'm so sorry... I don't even know what to say..." Minho teared up and hugged me tightly.

"You wanted to know..." I spoke, crying as well.

"I did. I'm so glad you trusted me enough to tell me..."

"I just... it was so hard to understand why they did that... It felt like there was a huge gaping hole in my soul that was bleeding out sorrow and hurt, and I just couldn't comprehend what I did that was so bad."

"You didn't do anything. You were just a kid."

"I'm so sorry, Minho. You were so excited about Julia..."

"Who cares about her? Don't even think about her anymore, ever. She or her piece of shit family don't deserve to be even a passing thought in your mind." He caressed the back of my hair and held me tight.

I closed my eyes.

He smelled comforting. I haven't even opened his room while he was gone, not wanting to invade his privacy, and it felt so horrible to have his smell disappear from this house and be replaced with mine.

I missed his smell.

I missed him.

"I'm glad you're back." I whispered and hugged him tighter.

"Me too. I missed talking to you."

He let go and we looked at each other for a while, and it was the sea incident all over again, so instead of being foolish like last time and trying to kiss him, I averted my eyes first, not daring to cross yet another boundary and go through another rejection.

We were simply friends, and that was fine.

He heard me out.

It was the first time I ever told someone my story, and what abuse I've been through, and he paid attention, and held my hand, and hugged me tightly and cried with me.

That was good enough. I am content that this was the only type of relationship we were ever going to have.

That was okay.

"It's already 3 AM." I chuckled, wiping away the remaining tears that were still streaming down my face.

"Time goes by quickly in good company." Minho smiled, and I just nodded.

"Let's go to sleep." I stood up and stretched my arms with a yawn. Crying was tiring.

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Chapter 11 | Chapter 13

[idle-soliloquy]

the lyrics "I kiss you on your neck / You were staring at the ceiling / I should've known right then and there you were a runaway" are very cheating microfic jegulus

and this part too actually, "These bad omens, I look right through them / That's what you do when you love somebody"

Fits perfectly... Thank you for sharing, just listened to it twice. I'm also partial to What a Time by Julia Michaels for this fic. That one is more of a "James' delusional perspective is making him romanticise and forget, to eventually bounce back to Regulus cause he just loves to suffer."

I have a new chapter in the works, it's almost ready. Btw, it's also on ao3, if you prefer to read there.

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

thank you for being so reasonable about the police report thing. people keep bringing it up but honestly i think they are lying or having mandela effect like you said because it’s pretty much impossible to scrub things off the internet of that magnitude. like are you going to tell me nobody saved these aledged pictures of evan being assaulted? they arent saved on web archive? there’s 0 evidence of these things being online other than people saying they saw them. meanwhile other equal or worse things keep resurfing from time to time (including the suicide letter from julia roberts’ sister where she blames julia for her death. you would think if her team could scrub emma’s public arrest from the internet, they could easily scrub that).

these doesn’t take away from the fact that she was arrested for assaulting him and is in general a horrible human being by all acounts (aside from being a terrible actress). but these lies need to stop, it’s just unnecessary and then her stans cling to it to show how people “lie” about him being assaulted.

i really appreciate your nuanced takes on things. people with gossip accs are usually delusional with hatred.

thank you, i just feel like in general, facts matter and it’s important to stay focused on what we do know, because it’s more than enough for us to speak out against. i care about people knowing what actually happened and what is true, we don’t need to lean on things that we have no proof of. i don’t actually think anyone is being malicious, i think it’s been a decade since the news broke and people likely have filled in the blanks in their memory.

now.. that’s not to say we can’t discuss things like blind items but everyone will have to use their discretion and decide what seems feasible to them. personally, my rule of thumb is.. where there’s smoke, there’s fire. if there is a never ending list of accounts saying emma is a nightmare, then it’s true.

[malue-505]

Appearance

Basic Info

Title: The Pacifier

Other Aliases: Unknown Babysitter, The Feminine Shadow

Real Name: Sydney Alexandria McQuoid

Species: Human

Gender: Female (Cis)

Age: 25

Birthday: March 3rd

Sexuality: Heteromantic Demisexual

Personality: Sly, Delusional, Motherly, Childish at times and a bit arrogant.

Height: 5ft 9in

Side/Affiliation: (Will later on be revealed)

Relationships Info

Relationship Status: Taken by BlackJack, her boyfriend (An OC of mine)

Known Family:

Mathew McQuoid (Father, Alive)

Venessa McQuoid (Mother, Alive)

Heather McQuoid (Daughter, Deceased)

Mary Anderson (Aunt, Alive)

Julia Svensson (Aunt, Alive)

Chloe Anderson (Cousin, Alive)

Harry Anderson (Cousin, Alive)

Viktor Svensson (Cousin, Alive)

Friends: (Will later on be revealed)

Enemies: (Will later on be revealed)

Killer Info

Weapons: Scissors (If she doesn’t have them currently she’ll make due with whatever is around her)

Strengths: Athleticism (She has a bit more stamina and is quite flexible) and stealth

Weaknesses: Any normal human weaknesses (Being stabbed, being shot, pain, etc.)

Catchphrase: “Cat got your tongue?”

Activity: She exclusively becomes active at night and is close to never come out at day.

Killer Signature: Tongueless babies, toddlers and children accompanied with a handwritten note.

Who does she kill?

She doesn’t really kill, though what she does to her victims might end up killing them afterwords. Her victims are usually babies, toddlers and children up to the age of 6. She does not kill teenagers and adults because, due to her past, she feels like she can sympathize with them. That does not mean she wouldn’t kill for self defense however.

What does she do to her victims?

She first sneaks around a neighborhood and pears through windows to see if the household has any young children. Once she is sure, she will break in when all the residents are asleep and sing lullabies to their children. However, if the victim begins to cry/show signs of not trusting her when she’s “nurturing” them, she will use her scissors to cut off their tongues as a way to “silence” or to punish them. She will also occasionally leave a note behind for the parents warning them to properly take care of their children.

What is her motivation?

Most of this is explained in her origin story but for short: since she’s a former mother, she feels as though she was given the right to judge if a child is misbehaving and if the parents are at fault. She basically acts like an entitled parent.

Origin Story

(Summarized version)

Sydney’s parents were always busy working at their university so they never had the time to fully raise her, the nannies that they hired did that responsibility for them instead. During high school, she was a cheerleader thus making her popular and eventually gaining a boyfriend, in which he has gotten her pregnant leaving Sydney to find out at the day of her senior graduation.

He had left her after hearing the news therefore leaving her to raise their child on her own. Throughout most of her early adulthood, Sydney had become devoted to taking care of Heather by working several jobs, making her sacrifice her own wellbeing. On Halloween night, she was then tricked by Laughing Jack into accidentally killing her daughter.

Ever after doing something horrendous, she actually felt liberated from overworking herself. She made up a new alter ego for herself: The Pacifier, the woman who mercies the good children while punishing the bad ones who don’t enjoy her motherly presence.

Extra Info

Likes: Cats, singing lullabies, baking and children who behave.

Dislikes: Messes, being in broad daylight, crowds of people and misbehaving children.

Trivia:

She sometimes collects the tongues to add to the collection she has, it’s not uncommon for her to leave the tongue behind.

Her mask was originally made for her daughter for Halloween as part of a black cat costume.

Her parents own and run a university called “McQuoid Institution.”

She regularly exercises whenever she isn’t out stalking.

She has an odd fascination with baby dolls and sometimes steals them from victims.

She hates messes, especially messy crime scenes and will very often clean up after herself.

The necklace she currently wears is from her daughter since they used to wear matching necklaces.

Her ancestry is Swedish and Indian however she is not connected to either of her cultures due to her parents not raising her.

If she met Laughing Jack knowing that he was the one that he was the one that tricked her into killing Heather, she would actually be grateful and thank him considering that he was the one that helped liberate her from her stressful lifestyle, albeit indirectly. (This is purely hypothetical since they will never cross paths again, this is not canon to Laughing Jack)

Theme Songs

(More will be added)

Milk and Cookies - Melanie Martinez

Come Little Children - Hocus Pocus

- Malue <3

[realhousewives-fan]

The Star is Borderline Delusional!

Last season Alexia Echevarria might have been the star of the show, but she’s acting like a villain who’s spiralling out of control.

The way she proclaimed that she was defending herself “because everything was about her and everybody was attacking her this season”, was despicable.

She is undermining everybody, with of course the exceptions of Larsa Pippen and Marysol Patton. And the other women are tired of it.

Alexia maintained that she was a star, but all the women have interesting lives.

Lisa Hochstein is going through a crazy divorce, Nicole Martin struggles with her relationship with her father, and Julia Lemigova struggles with her wife Martina Navratilova’s two cancer diagnosis!

It’s not always about you, Alexia.

And the way she argues! Ay por favor! She’s so obnoxious! She’s loud, rude, condescending, and dismissive. And why is she so defensive?

She exclaimed that Guerdy Abraira was difficult to work with, but everybody can clearly see what a nut case Alexia is.

Nicole made an excellent argument that Alexia forces everybody to apologise – and work so hard to prove how apologetic they are – while she expects everyone to forgive her as soon as she says: “I’m sorry”.

It’s exhausting!

Alexia has made it seem like Adriana de Moura was dating a married man, when he actually was divorced…

And Adriana kept on dropping excellent receipts. And they weren’t in a folder, or bejewelled box, or printed on posters. It was just folded papers from her bag.

She showed a text message from Alexia where she tried to fix her up with a married man, to which Adriana said she would never do.

But why was she trying to shame Adriana now?

But the last straw for me was when Alexia said, while defending herself as “a star”, that if Lisa thought of herself as a star, Lenny Hochstein would’ve never treated her the way he has.

Everybody was shocked! After the season Lisa has had, why would you disrespect her like that at the reunion?

What looked like a season of sisterhood, has now returned to being a hot mess.