#actually Solas failing to solve the Monty Hall problem while Emmrich extremely kindly tries to explain it is a scene that should happen

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Brooklyn 99 homage post

Link to the original sketch

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Strife: you ok there Bellara?

Bellara: Oh I’m fine, I just dropped my spanner… it must be in one of these three boxes, why don’t you pick one?

Strife: …are you trying to Montfort Box Riddle me? This is unbelievable, I don’t need the Montfort Box Riddle ruining my place at work when the Montfort Box Riddle is already ruining my home life! 

Taash: Come one Strife, the riddle stuff isn’t the problem. Dealing with the venatori has just kept you and Emmrich apart, you two just need to bone 

Bellara: eeyuhu

Strife: …what did you say? 

Bellara: *whimpers* don’t say it again 

Taash: I said you two need to bone 

Bellara: mhhnhgft

Strife: How…. dare you Taash of the lords, I am the leader of the veil jumpers! 

Strife: BOONE?!

Strife: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business!

Strife: BOOOOOONE???!

Strife: Don’t ever speak to me like that again 

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Bellara: why did you do that…? 

Taash: dude was pent up, now he knows. Problem solved

 /the following day/

Bellara: Oh, Strife! I know you don’t want to talk about the Montfort Box Riddle but I did contact an enigmatology professor… 

Strife: No need Bellara, it’s all good 

Bellara: So the fight with Emmrich is over? 

Strife: Yep!

Bellara: Because you understand the riddle?!

Strife: Nope!

Taash: Because you guys…

Strife: Yeeep!