#actual post is 100% tru tho

[dannyphantom-rewrite]

Timekeeper's assistants AU

Alright y'all! This is gonna be my info dump post for the Timekeepers assistant Au- buckle up cause it's gonna be a long one!

Inspired by @queendibz post here

The entire purpose of the assistant squad is to keep all the time lines running smoothly- this can range from stopping a world ending event to making sure things misplaced by natural ghost portals get put back into the right time and place.

So First up on the crew list,

Dan:

-Dan definitely isn't a homicidal maniac anymore but he's not 100 percent "redeemed" either.

-I mean he's probably still a bit of sadist but he tries not to be?

-The best description I can give is that he's in recovery, basically.

-So, Clockwork knew that Dan would eventually bust out of the thermos just because it wasn't built to hold a ghost of his power level for a prolonged period of time. But beyond that?? He has no idea about anything in regards to Dan. Since Dan's creation was averted, his timeline doesn't exist anymore. He's a paradox that exists outside of time, and unfortunately, that means he's the one entity in the multiverse that exists in Clockwork's blindspot. There's no way for him to know what Dan's going to do next.

-Anyway, Dan eventually breaks out of the thermos fully intending to Fuck Shit Up, And Clockwork makes a point of informing him that if he leaves the clock tower he will cease to exist. (Like Dan, the tower exists outside of time, so he's safe there.)

-Dan is the first member of the assistant squad. Granted, it took a while for him to come around to the idea of helping Clockwork but he got there eventually.

-Dan is an entity that was born out of the rage and grief of two very broken people and he has so much shit he's working through as a result

-One of the first things he had to do was recognize and accept that he's an entity that's completely separate from Vlad and Danny. He might have all their memories and the weight of their mistakes on his shoulders, and on top of that, the atrocities he himself committed because of them. The first step is realizing that he doesn't have to be defined by the people that made him.

-It's a really fucking difficult thing to do tho and he's got a lot of weird emotions in regards to Vlad, Danny and the Fentons as a result. A near constant identity crisis, self loathing, daddy issues, something that could arguably be called an Oedipus complex, (FUCKING THANKS, VLAD)

-Cannot stand the smell of fast food, it makes him nauseous and the sight of Nasty Burger sauce alone is enough to make him vomit Ectoplasm.

-He's just a hot mess all around y'all

-He tries to keep his interactions with the Danny's as minimal as possible at first bc of this. The first time he meets them in person he shape shifts into Danny like he did in TUE and just pretends to be one of them. Some of them have had interactions with their respective Dan's already and would be super wary of him and probably pretty freaked out otherwise.

-Dan is eventually allowed to leave the clocktower for supervised "Field missions" with the aid of a time medallion to keep him from poofing out of existence, but it takes a while for clockwork to build up that level of trust.

-Dan's shapeshifting ability Actually comes into play a bit on a lot of those missions, since he can Mimic Danny it also makes sense that he'd be able to impersonate Vlad in the same way. Granted he's not incredibly comfortable taking on either of their appearances but it does help him hone his shapeshifting ability to the point where he's able to pick and choose features from both Vlad and Danny and sorta make his own human disguise.

-Most of the time he acts as the eye in the sky from the tower, monitoring for timeline anomalies and then notifying the appropriate member of the assistant squad.

-He has a room under the clock tower that he operates from. I kinda like the idea of there being like, catacombs down there? Anyway he's got all kinds of monitors and view screens and he very rarely leaves. It also doubles as his "living space." He doesn't need to sleep but he's got a big mess of a pillow fort that he crashes in regardless bc sometimes you just NEED to be unconscious for a while. The catacombs are also absolutely full of those little blob ghosts that wander around the zone bc They're attracted to the ecto energy the tower gives off. He's really annoyed by them at first but they grow on him after a while and now he just dotes on them.

-There's a specific throw pillow sized one that likes to hang out in Dan's room a lot and he ended up getting a little over attached to the stupid thing. His name is Dorian. Bc he's a gift.

-SIR THATS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BLOB

-Dan's appearance has changed slightly. He wears his hair loose now and it's kinda just this big fiery mane when it's not contained. His cape is more of a cloak now, it has a hood and he wears it sorta pinned together at the shoulder so the DP logo is covered.

-Dan's relationship with the rest of the Danny's is kinda weird, and a little strained. He has a hard time being around them for very long because, well, he used to sort of be them? Except not really? He does care about them tho, and the last thing he'd want is for one of them to end up like him.

-His relationship with clockwork definitely starts out pretty familial, after he becomes his assistant, anyway. There's room for that to develop into meddling minutes but I'm not entirely sure if I'm gonna go that route yet.

-The Danny's only ever hear his voice for a while before he finally let's them meet him for real, so they end up calling him Charlie for a while as a joke. Cause Ya know. Charlie's angels. Even after Charlie still ends up being his designated name on missions.

Mer! Danny:

-Was recruited bc a lot of the shit that gets sucked through natural portals ends up in a body of water somewhere and when that happens he's on call to retrieve it.

-Is Actually not at all ghostly! Mer Danny's situation is basically the plot of H2O (just add water), or if you haven't seen that, Aquamarine. And by that I mean he's only a merfolk in water.

-He's an electric eel

-His Jack and Maddie are marine biologists, with a particular interest in marine cryptids

-We're taking sea monsters baby!!!

-Not entirely sure how this Danny ended up half mer yet but I'll figure it out, lmao.

-14 years old

-His nickname/ designation is "Moray"

Crown Prince! Danny:

-Nickname/designation is Prince / Princey

-16 years old

-Not allowed to go anywhere in the zone without the Fright knight bc of some ancient ghost law bullshit, so he has a constant babysitter.

-He's next in line bc he sealed away Pariah, but can't take the throne until he is both, A) at least 18 years and B) Completely deceased

-Vlad is his Regent bc he did have a part in the whole sealing the previous king thing, but he's also not completely dead so his power is super limited there.

-As Prince Danny has the crown of fire in his ghost form, although now the name is kinda ironic seeing as it's completely frozen over. It's blue now and it smokes like dry ice.

-As Regent, Vlad has the ring of rage for "safe keeping"

-Vlad and Danny are pretty much constantly at each other's throats, fright knights probably had to shut down more than a few of Vlad's attempts to usurp the crown from Danny through combat.

-Princey deals with the timeline issues that involve the ghost zones' internal / political affairs, and he's gotten very well versed with dealing with the Observants.

Winged! Danny :

-15 years old

-Mallard duck wings

-His Vlad is a swan

-Comes from a family of waterfowl, Jack is a goose, and Maddie is a white swan. Both he and jazz are ducks bc of their grandparents.

-As Fenton his wings are white, like jazz, and as phantom they turn black with a green iridescent sheen.

-He's trans

-Nickname/ designation is inviso Bill. Bc ducks have bills haha get it-

-Ghostly wail?? Nah son he's gotta killer QUACK

-Absolute besties with Mer!Danny/ Moray, sometimes they go swimming together after a mission.

Clone! Danny:

-Physically he's a 12-year-old, but he's only been alive for a few months.

-Alt universe where Vlad manages to stabilize the perfect clone with his own DNA.

-Dani still exists, and the original danny from his time line also rescued the other problematic clones.

-Doesnt like the fact that he's a clone, and very much wants them all DEAD. Bc them running around is a reminder that he's not the real danny.

-Human half looks the same aside from the widows peak and the mallen streak. His ghost half takes after plasmius. Blue skin, and the Hazmat kept it's original white colors.

-Probably has fangs and a forked tounge.

-Not so much a member of the squad as he is someone that they need to be keeping an eye on.

-Does NOT get along with them.

-Dan enjoys making him uncomfortable.

-Designation is Masters / the brat (not to his face tho)

Family Breakfast AU! Danny:

-A BABY

-The boy is a fucking overpowered todler okay. He's an 8 year old.

-The biological son of his Vlad, was born a Halfa. Jack, Vlad and Maddie got their shit together and are in a healthy poly relationship.

-Got separated from Vlad one time in the zone and inadvertently adopted by the assistant squad and clockwork.

-His Vlad is aware of the squad and just. Dad's the crap out of the Danny's as a result. It makes for some..... interesting interactions.

-I can't think of a nickname so I'm just gonna be lazy and say he gets to be the one Tru Danny bc cute little kind privileges lmao.

Full ghost! Danny:

-15 years old, will always look 14.

-Nickname/designation is Toast

-Died in the portal accident and got fucking FRIED.

-He always smells like somethings burning.

-He's really bright and sorta sparks a bit, you can see his bones glowing through the hazmat.

-He still leave the zone to protect his version of amity, but lives with clockwork full time.

Canon Danny (NOT PHANTOM PLANET COMPLIANT) :

-Basically show Danny, except phantom planet never happened fuck you

-Joined the crew after the events of de stabilized

-Also he's trans fuck butch

-Franken! Danny

-Yall remember that Headless Danny Au? This is my take.

-Is Actually 20 years old, but physically stuck at age 14. Bc he's a walking corpse :)

-Came from a timeline that was directly parallel to Full ghost! Danny. He dies in the portal accident, but jack and Maddie are in the lab when it happens and manage to sort of bring him back using a combination of science and freaky ghost junk.

-So he's basically possessing/ stuck inside of his own dead body. Which, is thankfully not rotting or going into rigor mortis bc Ectoplasm is rather similar to formaldehyde, but he's not the most durable thing and bits and pieces fall off from time to time.

-Like his head. For example.

-He's pretty desensitized to it at this point and if he loses a leg after a ghost fight he doesn't see anything wrong with sitting down on the curb of a main street to stich it back on. His being dead isn't exactly a secret.

-Don't ever ask him to "give you a hand" bc he can and will not hesitate to pop one off and Chuck it at you.

-Said hand and any other body part will continue to function just fine even if it isn't attached to anything, btw.

-Nickname/ designation is Adam. Bc. Ya know. that's the name Frankenstein's monster gave itself.

Post Phantom Planet! Danny:

-A very jaded 22 year old who is driven only by spite and enough caffeine to kill a horse

-Very, very tired of the hero thing.

-Being a global celebrity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

-Decided to follow Vlads lead and fuck off to space for a while. Partially to get away from everyone and also partially bc he kinda feels responsible for the fact that the only other person like him and probably floating DEAD in the void somewhere? And yeah Vlad fucked up all on his own but what if he'd tried harder to get through to him things could have been different-

-Joins the crew after a natural portal opens up in space and decides to help out and use clockworks resources to try and track down his Vlad.

-Nickname/ Designation is Polaris, aka the north star.

[thedeathdeelers]

i am fully in love with drinny ngl and i just hope i don't run out of good fics before i find something to replace it. because god forbid i try to write it.

by the way, i read your drabbles and just. they were so good?? oh my god they were SO GOOD. there aren't many words but they are very GOOD words.

slytherin squad!theo actually grew on me a lot- it's just really weird to think of him as the same theo nott i've got in my mind. not to mention that for various reasons, i've seen nott sr as being a very old man for quite a while now.

HATE it when anyone in the golden trio (or everyone) gets bashed, but if it's minor enough and i really want to read the main focus of the fic, i get through it. honestly though, they don't deserve it? sure they're flawed, like people are, but they're pretty good people all things considered? not to mention they were literal kids for most of the book and i just think they'd round off a bit when they a. get a chance to grow up and b. are not fighting for their lives as literal children. slytherin squad wasn't exactly bashing them and i appreciate that but there is a certain aspect of Not Our Favourite People even though hermione is ginny's best friend and a good one at that.

i am very much a ronmione person but if i closed my eyes enough in slytherin squad i could just Not See the fredmione.

anyway, i finished slytherin squad and though i've forgotten most of the things i wanted to mention, i absolutely loved the ending. theo coming over to the right side even though he was terrified, and the entirety of the squad helping both draco and theo fight their respective fathers, i loved that.

also, heroes of azkaban!! orders of merlin!! blaise and theo getting specific awards for what they did!! (LOVED the hilarity of the highest honour the wizarding world can offer is just another line on the resume for the weasleys. man that family is weird)

i will probably now try Curse of the Firstborn, but if that doesn't work out, do you have any more long fic recs? or just any recs. i seem to have got quite far through your list. oops?

OK SO i just recced two more long fics in my other post if you want to check those out!!

re curse of the firstborn: i think there was only one scene/chapter that were like that but i can’t be 100% sure! i haven’t read the full thing in so long but ya. i reread a chunks of the ending last week and teared up so lmao maybe don’t read it 😂

i’m so glad you’re enjoying yourself tho!!! there are so many good fics in this small corner of the HP fandom, and like you said it’s such a good paring aaaahhhhhhh i love them sm. they’ll always have a lil space in my heart (being that they were the first ship i ever got invested in)

also thank you so much 🥺 those were my first ever attempt at writing fanfiction so that means a lot thank you 🥺 i have a WIP that’s been chilling in my docs for nearly a year now 😂 from a prompt i got maybe 7 years ago hahahaha aha hahaha oops

but ya i got put off when the trio or the weasley family are just extra? mean and childish and hateful? because it’s not who they are. i get them being a bit surprised and against it at first but they wouldn’t just be mean and aggressive the whole way through - so that definitely stops me from enjoying a good fic

lmaooo the weasley fam really were like “lol another award? been there done that next” and that’s pretty iconic of them tru

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

The Hargreeves Siblings’ Groupchat:

Luther:

Always writes out full word

An aggressive amount of elipses

Loves abbreviations but hates contractions

Full paragraph scoldings of his sibling’s actions

Likes to text “:)” or “:(“ a lot, depending on the context

Diego

Always calls people out for shit they do IRL in the groupchat instead of face to face or in PM

No such thing as vagueness with his texts

A lot of texts about hanging out with Grace, which his siblings appreciate because they love their mom. Usually is then asked to say hi to her for them

Is always texting them those “send this to your [blank] without context” things and @ing them

Pictures of his new knives every time he buys one. Usually in response to one of his siblings @ing him

Allison

Emojis make up about 50% of her texts

“I heard a rumor that you shut the fuck up” is her most common text

(its almost always towards diego)

Vague texting queen

Is almost always the one who actually remembers Vanya is in the groupchat and gets her to respond

Always texts “guess who i saw doing [insert stupid shit here] today” and never actually answers who it was. She just lets the person who was doing it wallow in the realization they were caught

Texts encouraging shit more than the others

Klaus

One word texts 75% of the time

Alternatively, long anecdotes about his sexual exploits or drug trips

“lol” is his most common text

Created the groupchat in the first place

Named the chat “Traumatized Gays” and everyone pretty much just said “tru” and kept it

Sends shitposts a lot

Five

Full sentence texts

Proper capitalization and punctuation

Almost always very serious in his texts

Pictures of mannequins and asking if they remind the others of Delores

Doesn’t discourage his siblings from doing stupid shit, but does ask why they’re doing it and calls them stupid for it

Ben

Very rarely texts but when he does it’s usually a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji

No but seriously it’s ALWAYS just reactions to something someone is doing

Also, tends to video the stupid shit Klaus is doing

Loves posting followup videos of him joining in

When one of his siblings complains about something, he’ll respond with the “Did you die tho” song

Vanya

Was not included until it already existed for a month or so

Klaus eventually added her after Allison brought it up

Regardless, still doesn’t respond 99% of the time

She has notifications off on her phone so she doesn’t even know they’re texting until she remembers it exists about a week after texting and sees 100+ new texts

“Oh okay yeah” and “nah not really no” are her most common texts, but she also texts “:/“ a lot

Music memes

Vague texts more frequently in her texts than Allison, but doesn’t actually text enough to be considered the queen of it

Bonus:

Grace

The most encouraging texter ever

Is always very positive and happy in her texts

Texts pictures of things she bakes a lot

Is very comforting if one of her kids mentioned something shitty that happened to them

“:D” is her most frequent text

Reginald

Forced them and locked them into a groupchat with him

Almost as much of a dick through texts as he is IRL

Texts memes about how disappointed he is with his kids a lot

@s his kids more often than Diego

Pogo

Very discouraging

Questions if their stupid shit is something they would be happy with a lot

“Pogo please” is the most common text sent to him

[aw-tryagain]

Wow

People really don’t like hearing the truth about what they do and it shows. How can y’all misinterpret what I was saying THAT badly??

Like this was just my final straw I am done with the fandom. Y’all are all so damn ignorant and petty. Y’all will literally hate on someone for doing what you do! How does that make sense?! I’m just tired of y’all and have been for such a long time now and have been less and less involved in this fandom as time went on because I too began to notice things about how yall act and treat each other and yes y’all really are all so fake and after this whole shit show I just can’t do it anymore. Lol like I knew twilight was shitty but there were still a lot of things I loved about the series and I saw so much potential in it and I recognized the shitty parts and also tried to change them to make it better and that’s what a lot of people or pretty much everyone does in this fandom, but y’all just don’t recognize the shitty parts. Y’all try to excuse it. Especially when it comes to the main characters. Y’all will literally jump through hoops to excuse or just flat out ignore Alices racism and how she treats Bella. Y’all will excuse/flat out ignore Edwards fucked up abusive actions towards Bella yet will turn around and vilify Jacob for kissing her without her permission and guilt tripping/manipulating her too. Yall vehemently hate the shit out of Jacob (and are sometimes really racist about it) and will make posts/headcnons/au’s of the cullens beating him up a native brown boy for basically doing to Bella what they literally do to her through the entire series, take away her bodily autonomy and choices and manipulate her. Yall make posts about old white racist people literally beating up a 16 year old Native American boy and jack off to that shit and be racist all while y’alls precious whites can do anything they want to Bella because nothing the Cullens ever do is wrong. Y’all are literally playing right into the hands of that racist author SM and what she wanted and what she pushed so hard in the series you’d have to be blind not to see.. and you don’t see it.

Y’all still perpetuate the bs Meyer pushed and are all so ignorant because Jacob wasn’t like that at first and was never supposed to be like that. Meyer ruins every character she touches ESPECIALLY when it comes to poc but instead of looking at that y’all would rather act like assholes and treat people who like these characters and want to remake them in their own image like shit. Yet you all want people to stop calling you racist for loving and excusing Jaspers time in the confederacy and let you all redeem him and his actions. There was a whole fandom fight about this exact thing when someone called out the racist shit these people were doing regarding Jacob and the Cullens and guess what y’all did? Y’all tried to not only defend what y’all were doing but also tried to defend the fact that Jasper was a literal confederate soldier. Like, Jasper was one of my favorite characters but that doesn’t excuse what he was. You people are the most hypocritical people I’ve ever met. Y’all can make excuses for Jasper being a confederate and say “oh well he learned from that! He’s not a racist!” and y’all can make headcanons trying to redeem him but don’t seem to wanna redeem him from the problematic things he does in the series to this day which y’all seem to always leave out and forget. Y’all can say “oh Meyers and idiot! She didn’t know what she was doing! Jasper should have been a union soldier!” and all types of shit but nobody can do the same for Jacob who was actually fucked over by Meyer and made to do problematic things not only because he was the rival but also because Meyer loves making poc the villains all the time? How can y’all not see that?

Y’all make excuses up the wall for the precious Cullens fucked up actions and will gladly blame the author and not the character for it and will attack anyone who thinks otherwise but when it comes to anyone else? especially poc? It’s time to hate them and treat them and anyone who likes them and tries to actually redeem them from their racist biased author, like shit. It’s funny how we’re supposed to love the confederate soldier who willingly fought for slavery and quickly rose through the ranks in the army and seems proud of that fact when recalling it in Eclipse and he’s just so smart and practical and calculative and is such a great leader and thinks things through and is able to convince others easily and get them to follow him because he’s so charming but we’re also supposed to feel bad for him and hate the Mexican woman who “manipulated” him and lied to him and of course she’s painted as some kind of evil seductress who manipulates the poor defenseless mindless white man that we all must coddle. I italicized those words bc that is supposed to be his characterization. People who are calculative and smart and good leaders aren’t so easily manipulated and aren’t so easily trusting, and don’t fall for one obvious lie for 100 years! Idc what anyone says nobody can keep up a simple ass lie for that long especially when with just a little more thought put into it, the lie can be debunked so easily bc the truth is right there. Also in the end he had the power. He could do what he wanted with his own body and he chose to do what he did. We’re not gonna blame the woman for the actions of the man. Yes she had a part in it and influencing it but there is no way he couldn’t have felt the deception and do nothing about it or at least feel some type of way about it. If he’s so strong and powerful and dangerous and controlled all those newborns and is so much stronger and better than María why didn’t he stage an uprising or something? Don’t give me that “he didn’t know what he was doing” excuse. It’s the same tired ass excuse y’all use for him being apart of the confederation and it makes no sense. He was able to think for himself (and apparently has a strong smart vampire brain) and do for himself and literally had power over himself and others. This is literally me saying that the shit doesn’t add up from what we know from canon. It doesn’t make sense and I’m calling out the plot holes and why it doesn’t make any sense and why it should be taken with a grain of salt. Because it’s bullshit.

This is NOT me saying “men can’t be abused” or some other shit y’all want to put into my mouth. Like you guys do all the time. But of course he didn’t actively choose to make any of those decisions and act upon it on his own, no it’s all the woman (Maria’s) fault for every single thing he did. He was completely mindless and stupid and didn’t stop to think about anything once. I am in NO way saying that María wasn’t wrong for the lie that she told him or the manipulation or whatever it’s definitely wrong but it’s also unfair that she is the only being hated for it when the main characters do the same shit?! Yet everyone ignores it because it’s not abuse when they lie and manipulate. It’s unfair that people who like her and see the error in the way she was created and want to change that or whatever and ship her with Jasper get hate for it yet you guys can do the exact same thing with your faves and their issues? THATS WHAT IM CALLING OUT! I’m not mad bc y’all “don’t ship abuse” I’m mad because you’re all hypocrites and you all fail to see it. It’s said that she did lie and manipulation and it’s “implied” as abuse and people take that little bit of info and run with it (like they do a lot) and make it out like María is the worst person ever to walk the earth and was lying to him constantly about every little thing ever and was sexually abusing him and was physically beating him even tho NONE of this is EVER stated in canon. Y’all vilify the shit out of her (the hate gets so bad I’ve seen people literally act like she’s dirty and impure and beneath compared to the special white savior and all bc she’s the manipulative colored rival and that’s ANOTHER place where the racist undertones come to play.) bc Meyer painted them as this turbulent problematic relationship with the bad colored promiscuous sexually deviant woman and then Jasper finds a pure white woman and they have the bestest, healthiest relationship ever. They don’t tho. Alice lies to him too. Alice lies to him a lot in the saga and actively keeps things from him. Alice talks down to him and teams up with Edward and is on his side all the time to treat him like a child and basically act like he’ll never be as good as them when it comes to bloodlust (Edward legit says this shit about him but yeah this family is sooo loving and they believe in him soo much blow me.) She kicks him and stomps on his foot when he has thoughts or does something that isn’t ~Cullen like~ and that’s okay? That’s supportive? Jasper himself manipulates her emotions without her permission and tells her to not worry about important people that are supposed to be “family” and manhandles her when she had that vision and this is supposed to be so much better? This is supposed to be one of the best relationships in the saga because ~mates~ and tru wuv?! Their whole courtship and mating doesn’t even make a lick of sense why would he go into a diner? full of people? Especially if he was hungry?! That doesn’t make sense! How could she have possibly had a vision of him? and then automatically assumed she was supposed to be his ~mate~ that makes even less sense, and they’re incompatible and are pretty scummy to each other but it’s disguised as pure mated mystical love, by Meyer.

We’re supposed to like it and it’s supposed to be great but it’s not and I don’t because I see holes and I’m not falling for Meyers bullshit excuses to cover her own ass; we know Meyer has a problem with showing vs. telling but we also know she has a problem with making things that are supposed to be good look terrible. but his relationship with the big bad Mexican is the one that’s completely wrong and supposed to be feared? He has more in common with said Mexican woman and pretty much acts just like her! He went along with her and what she wanted and didn’t stop and think about what the fuck he was doing and he’s known to do this in canon because he literally said that he did the same thing with Alice. He was made to feel powerful and capable even if what he was doing wasn’t morally sound. Also omg over time they eventually began to have some real feelings for each other from their little relationship they had on the side or whatever and to this day they’re still friends with each other and Jasper thinks about her from time to time and wishes her well. They actually GREW to be friends and actually had some kind of development and progress in their relationship. Their okay with each other now even with their turbulent past and Jasper doesn’t hate her. Like at all and you mean to tell me that’s bad? It’s just horribly abusive and people have no right to ship it or even like it and/or indulge in it because they may see some potential with what Meyer did with them and want to build on that and improve it??? We ALL know Meyer creates a lot of things, characters, plot points with soo much potential but always ruins it and people in fandom see that and want to change it and love it and bring out that potential but when it comes to certain characters and ships (mainly involving poc) that’s off limits? Yet y’all do the same thing with yalls boring ass white canon characters and ships or just ignore the ships/characters issues in general??? But feel like y’all got the right to play god and be all high and mighty and holier than thou and viciously attack people for doing what y’all want to do??

Now That’s a fucking joke.

Not only is it a joke it’s also unfair. Who tf are y’all to dictate what someone can and can’t like/indulge in??? and I love how everyone wants to claim “oh I don’t ship Edward/Bella Jasper/Alice etc... bullshit! All y’all do is talk about them and make headcanons and au’s and shit that’s what this fandom mostly consists of, quit fucking backtracking and lying. This doesn’t even begin to explain all things wrong with this hypocritical ass fandom but this rant is more so related to what just happened that was my last straw and made me leave that ignorant ass shitshow of a fandom.

You people read that whole passage that I wrote calling out unfair treatment and fucked up behavior and you STILL just watered it down to “oh they’re just mad because we don’t ship abuse” YES YALL DO! and that’s the problem!!! You guys HATE it when people talk shit about y’all and look down on y’all for liking twilight and tell y’all not to like it bc it’s riddled with abuse and manipulation regarding the main characters and you all come up with your own excuses and reasons (however valid or not they may be) for still liking and indulging in it and trying to fix. Yet you turn around and do the same thing to your own people in the fandom who only ask for/want the same thing y’all ask/want from twi-haters? I was calling out y’all hypocritical actions that is sometimes rooted in racism and how it’s fucked up! I was also calling out how y’all vehemently disrespected, mocked and attacked a real life human person and egged on the op for childishly being a dick to someone for no reason and you all made fun of them for VERY POLITELY requesting something Jasper/Maria related and yet y’all call yourselves nice and accepting? If you didn’t want to do it you could have just kindly told them that you didn’t want to do it. You didn’t have to make a joke moodboard post acting like you’re disgusted (funny how we all must be disgusted with the dirty impure Mexican lol) and the rest of y’all didn’t have to reblog it acting like op was so smart and funny and putting shit in the tags like “why do people ship them lol” “like grow a braincell pls” or “open ur mind” like y’all need to open your minds and realize y’all ain’t shit for that and it WRONG! It was RUDE! Wanna ask “why do people ship them” why do YOU ship shit like Edward/Bella, Jacob/Bella, Jasper/Alice, Victoria/James etc...?? Y’all collectively froth over Victoria and excuse her yet she did. the. exact. same. shit!! Albiet badly, but Come ON! now it’s suddenly okay and excuseable when you throw some white skin on it? Why do YOU even like TWILIGHT if it’s riddled with so much shit?! Racism, sexism, homophobia. If anyone needs to “grow a braincell” it’s y’all. Also yes, let’s attack people and call them dumb and stupid all for what they ship. That’s good. Yet y’all have been attacked your whole lives for liking twilight and can’t seem to make that connection. Once y’all get a little bit of recognition and power y’all wanna act exactly like the people that mistreated y’all to other innocent people that just want to be involved because they think you guys are cool. Y’all are so fucking backwards smh you people suck so fucking hard man.

Fuck the twilight fandom and fuck twilight. Y’all have ruined something I actually used to enjoy by being such nasty hypocritical turds about everything that isn’t white and popular and what you all like. You can’t be different or have different thoughts or unpopular opinions. Though y’all always say that you can, you can’t. The minute you even say anything about the Cullens that yall don’t like or the minute you ship anything that y’all don’t like, or have an opinion on a character or trope that y’all don’t like y’all get to shading and vague posting and mobbing up talking mad shit. You are all so damn fake and I hope and pray y’all get what’s coming to yall for being such nasty disgusting people and yes maybe I did come on a little too strong the first time and should have handled it better and spoken better and been more respectful but after being here for so many years and knowing y’all? That shit wouldn’t have worked. Y’all still would have reacted with viciousness and bullshit and miss the entire point. It’s what y’all constantly do. Look at what y’all do to people who politely ask for something you may not want to do??? If that’s how y’all react to innocent people then imma honestly pray for y’all. I repeat the same energy people give out and I repeated y’all nasty ass energy in my response and if you don’t like it you need to look at yourself and y’all need to stop pointing the fucking finger all the damn time. Grow the fuck up. Also if people really wanna insult me for writing PARAGRAPHS about shit YALL do? Not only is that the dumbest most useless fucking insult I’ve ever seen but it also reflects on y’all because of the simple fact that I have to write paragraphs calling out the shit y’all do and putting it in detail because y’all don’t know how to fucking read and comprehend shit, and YALL STILL MISSED MY POINT!!! That is... just wow. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Imagine being that dumb!

[modernlcve]

🎭💘🍁

🎭 which muse is the easiest to write

it fluctuates yakno but atm it’s probably leah.   i’m extra right now and unlike other muses i don’t have to reign it in with her i can just word vomit and smash that post button with reckless abandon.

💘 which muse have you written the longest

i mean there’s that thing where they all borrow from one another so a lot of them are bits and baubles of tried n tru muses but the one who’s made it through the longest with his original parts is trevor but it was on aim so i can’t check when :/ i think it was my freshman or sophomore year of high school tho n he was a part of a skater boy plot :/

🍁 what inspired you to write/create (specify muse)

i don’t have a lot of fun stories 4 this that i probably haven’t already said 100 times . jacob v was written 2 be a less stereotypical version of the lothario label because i felt like it would make him stand out among other ppl who applied  ( they still almost accepted a stereotypical tyler posey instead but i digress ). anyways i wanted 2 keep the part where he sleeps around n doesn’t get relationships but like in a way that felt actually human and not demonizing or scummy. he’s just liberated .

[eatprayjop]

you're really sweet thank you!!!! i actually have some stuff because i've been studying since last year but i wanted to get proper teaching since i lack discipline.... grnkjsndkjn but i'll make do somehow kjngskjndj honestly i'd get the album just for the photocard but i can't afford to treat myself like that jhrbfjhbshjbs hopefully when i get a job i'll have money to spare!!! my week has been ok, not much to tell tbh khbjfsdhbk what about yours?? good night btw!! or good morning?? sleep well!!!

I don’t have enough discipline to sit down and do some self learning I’d say I always learn languages in a classroom but a lot of my korean I pick up whenever I go home and stuff since I’m korean lol... but yeah good luck !!!!! Maybe we can have a study session sometime I’m super rusty if I had the time I’d study more and actually visit the library it’s super nice but I never go bc I’m never home :/// LISSEN ... I need that photocard I NEED it the one w/ bbh looking so so soft I fell in love all over again uhh 😍😖💀 but that conspiracy abt less photocards of popular members being put into circulation is tru none of the bbh stans ik or follow didnt get any bbh photocards and I haven’t seen anyone get the one I posted abt rip....... If u end up getting the album 👀 lemme kno who u get 👀👀👀👀 my weeks been busy but it’s always busy !!! Nature of the job, u kno. I’m trying to give my 100% tho bc ik it’s abt to come to an end and I’m gonna regret not spending more time w/ my kids or just doing More u kno ?????? I’m Ex’hausted but I’ll probably live tho. Thank u for asking !! I hope the rest of ur week goes well and that u have a good weekend . Thanks for the messages it’s always fun to hear from u anon!! Sorry I’m always on mobile and can’t just word vomit in the tags so I gotta do it in the post anyway cya l8er

[benthicforam]

Rock Bottom

SO it’s been a while since the last time I wrote here. Latest update, I was finally diagnosed with COVID-19 and this is my 10th day of quarantine in Wisma Atlet, Kemayoran. So if you’re reading this during the pandemic, please wear your masks and don’t be a covidiot like me. Yes, stupid me udah dikasih privilege full WFH dari kantor but I still dined-out, celebrated a friend’s party, had cocktails, smoked cigarettes excessively, etc. Pokoknya mah gue sebetulnya gak mau ya jadi orang yang terlalu rewel di social media campaigning betapa bahaya nya covid dan hangout diluar, ngejudge/ngediss orang yang ngelanggar protokol kesehatan. Bukannya gue mau diem-diem aja dan gak berkontribusi ke society ya, tapi ya harusnya by now orang-orang udah tau lah ya mana yang harus dilakukan dan gak boleh dilakukan during this pandemic jadi ya yaudah kalo mau patuh bagus, kalo mau tetep bego ya gak masalah I don’t fucking care just do anything with your own risk. Gue pun di social media gue udah annouce secara eksplisit bahwa gue positive covid jadi seharusnya sih pada nalar kalo ngeliat gue sebagai bukti nyata pasien covid. Tapi kalau lo baca ini, blog super personal dan tidak berfaedah gue, I assume you care enough about me (cie) so here I kindly remind you please jangan keluar rumah kalo gak perlu, jaga kesehatan, keep your masks on, kalau orang rumah lo ada yang WFO tetep social distancing (I know it hurts). We’re all in this together ok even the worst is if you got tested positive too and you need me, my DM/WhatsApp/LINE is available 24/7 just hmu.

So actually the reason why I wrote this post today is mainly not because of COVID, but because I just evaluated one of my past relationships. Ya kayak biasa lah, blog ini kan isinya review/thoughts gue dari kejadian di masa lalu yang terjadi di hidup gue yang baru cuma 23 tahun ini. Sebagai proof di masa depan bahwa wow gue pernah se-naif ini lho rupanya hahahahaha. So this post is going to review my 2-years-relationship-and-1-year-of-friends-with-benefit with a person. My closest friends will know who is it gonna be about and I bet they’ll cringe and eye-roll hard :))

So last night apparently I dreamt of that person, buat yang kesekian kali selama gue lagi karantina ini. Awalnya tuh karena dia ngechat gue nanya kabar, trus gue bilang kalo gue lagi covid, trus dia kayak yang langsung baik banget gitu wishing good prayers via VN bahkan serak gitu suaranya gue fikir dia sakit ternyata dia nangis ngedenger gue sakit :)) jujur B aja sih ya kalo dipikir-pikir tapi menurut gue gemes gimana dong. Akhirnya masuk lah ke conversation dimana we confess about each other’s current romantic adventure. Gue ngaku gue sekarang betul-betul gak deket sama siapa-siapa, gak punya fubu juga. It’s honest tho because currently I’m hella occupied with my job and on my leisure time I usually spend it by sleeping my heart out atau ya kontakan sama temen-temen gue lah, ya yang deketin mah ada aja since I have dating apps on my phone juga tapi yaudah belum ada yang cocok aja. And i’m currently enjoying this (KIND OF) spiritual journey of 12 months of celibating. Sampe akhirnya dia cerita bahwa he’s kinda adventurous dan udah deket sama ini lah, itu lah, dan sekarang deket sama yang lain lagi. Jujur setelah dikasih affection sebelumnya ada lah kecemburuan di hati kecil gue, akhirnya gue decide lah buat bilang let’s just stop doing whatever we are doing, gue gak akan ganggu dia lagi, and I wish him all the best with his relationships. Sebetulnya gue tuh suka salut lho kok bisa ya orang diatas 25 tahun masih bisa adventurous, emang sekuat itu ya hatinya? Gak takut sakit hati atau gimana gitu, atau at least emangnya gak ada efek/rasa capek from past traumas?? Kalo usia gue nyampe gue baru akan 25 tahun 2 tahun lagi and God knows how weary my heart is sumpah deh.

Yang jadi pikiran gue adalah, apakah gue harus melanjutkan kegalauan gue terhadap si sialan ini, dan apa sih sebetulnya yang gue rasain dan gue mau. But I finally come to a realization bahwa mungkin gue hanya sedang kesepian (which actually not really juga), dan gue cuma cemburu atensi yang tadinya dikasih ke gue sepenuhnya sekarang menjadi milik orang lain. Well, sebagai salah satu role di relationship tersebut tentunya gue seneng bgt dong diperhatiin dan diprioritasin pasangan gue (WOW GELI) and now someone else is sitting on my throne. Dan kalau gue tarik mundur, I was really young when I had this relationship dan gue betul-betul semena-mena banget sih sama dia, because I thought I wasn’t deeply in love with that person. Bertahan sampe bertahun-tahun juga karena effort nya betul-betul oke banget sih. Kadang gue mikir gue jahat, I DID love him but it felt like I can’t put my heart fully to my relationship where the other person is really giving their heart out. Gue akhirnya cerita ke salah satu temen gue, and I think ini insight yang menarik sih mungkin buat yang baca blog ini dan maybe going through the same with me (or my past). Katanya, ‘Your love or feelings don’t have to be as fiery as your relationship(s) before this. As long as you’re happy and you know you love that person, then don’t let go because you actually love that person. And from another point of view, don’t mark a relationship on who’s giving one 100 and who’s giving 0 because the ideal relationship is when both of you have 50 and you just fill each other when needed.’

That kind of slapped me hard, and from that I tried to be a better person for my relationship. Cuma ya sekali lagi ya namanya masih muda, I didn’t really succeed doing that juga pada akhirnya. Gue sebetulnya gak mau spill out terlalu banyak cerita tentang relationship gue, karena itu bukan main point nya juga tapi kalo yang gue rasain, selain guenya yang ngerasa ‘gak-sayang-sayang-banget’, sebetulnya banyak juga sifat dia yang gak cocok sama gue. He’s also been manipulative and mean too. Bahkan saking manipulatifnya I had to make a note on my phone to list down bad things that he did to me. I’m actually very happy and proud that I can still think rationally towards this relationship. Iya, gue kangen punya seseorang yang segitunya effort buat gue. Iya, gue sayang sama dia pada masanya dan mungkin sekarang juga masih. Iya, kita went through ups and downs together and we bloody fought together. Tapi setelah dipikir-pikir lagi, dari gue kayanya engga deh buat balikan. Ada beberapa sifat dia yang gak bisa gue tolerir dan setelah diinget-inget hal-hal yang dia lakuin ke gue (which is actually very dangerous), i think what we had was not rainbows and confetti juga. Ya pada teorinya sih seperti itu ya, tapi praktiknya sih kalo malem tidur masih ada hadirnya dia di mimpi gue :)) bangsat bego banget jadi orang. Sebetulnya kayanya hal yang terjadi ke gue ini lumayan lumrah dan banyak terjadi di kota-kota besar ya, cuma yang gue sebel kenapa sih harus total sampe 3 tahun being in this confusion. Kalo kata temen gue juga, bisa jadi karena setelah putus gue sama dia tuh sama-sama abu-abu, gak ada yang betul-betul cut the rope. Iya kali ya. Gimana engga, pasca pacaran 2 tahun masih FWBan 1 t tahun. Abis jujur enak sih :))

To wrap things up, se-gak jelas-nya relationship gue ini, I really learned a lot and it helped me a lot in being a more mature person. Dan lucu aja sih kalo dipikir-pikir pas banget sama lagunya Hailee Steinfeld ft. DNCE, Rock Bottom yang bercerita tentang pasangan yang berantemmm terus but in the end they stick together because they know they need each other. It also happened to me eventhough it’s just in the past.

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What are we fighting for? Seems like we do it just for fun In this, this stupid war We play hard with our plastic guns Breathe deep, bottle it up So deep until it's all we got Don't speak, just use your touch Don't speak before we say too much You hate me now and I feel the same way You love me now and I feel the same way Scream and we shout And make up the same day, same day Oh, we're on the right side of rock bottom And I hope that we keep falling We're on the good side of bad karma 'Cause we keep on coming back for more We're on the right side of rock bottom And to you I just keep crawling You're the best kind of bad something 'Cause we keep on coming back for more”

[1991shinwoo]

JJCC in Houston

First let me start off by saying that I flew to Houston from LA and I HATE FLYING. But I needed to see JJCC because they are literally the loves of my life and I was salty af about them cancelling back in 2015. 

Anyways!

I met some hella cool people ( @kattheskat @eberry 😗) They made the entire experience so much better! And they’re definitely helping me through the post concert depression. I’m the blonde lmao.

The whole concert was more than i could’ve ever hoped for. All the members are the nicest, sweetest, kindest people I’ve ever met. And they all spoke in English!! Now I’ve been to a lot of kpop concerts and usually they’ll try and speak some and I really appreciate it, but most fall back on a translator. Everyone, besides Eddy lmao, tried their best with English and I just wanted to tell them to speak Korean like boi! it’s okay. You don’t need to struggle so much for me! BUT THEY DID! When it got too hard for them they would ask Eddy to translate and it was honestly the cutest thing. 

What I really want to mention tho is after the concert. When it was my group’s turn for a picture I was first and I literally went up to them screaming. Im not kidding. I hate myself but I had to. Im p sure I scared Yul poor thing. Like I was walking up the step and I was saying/yelling “HELLO!!! HI!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!” Everyone said hi back and I think someone said “I love you too” but im not sure. So i get to Eddy, my main man, my bias, my love, I and i say hi, i love you, what not. I grabbed his hands, looked into those beautiful dark eyes and i told him “You’re my bias” And he said, “Yeah! I’m your bias!” and Simba turned and was like “Bias?! Hes your bias?!” all shocked and it was so cute cuz Eddy just rubbed it in his face and I was in heaven. I have no idea how those pics came out yet. But after, I hugged Eddy and told him thank you for coming. I hugged Simba and I shook Yul’s hand. 

Then it was time for the polaroids!!!!

I shuffled my way to Simba and he he shuffled with me for a second and it was so cute! I hugged him again lol. The staff was like “its pose number 1″ in korean and i repeated it in korean and Simba said “You speak korean?” in korean. And i replied, “lol just a little” he was shooketh lmao. I hugged him again after the pic, just i need to.

Sancheong was next and he was so much calmer than Simba. BUT STILL CUTE AS HECK! I hugged him too lol. He and Simba (Yul and Zica too) were so tall, like taller than i thought. All of them had to bend down for me. He was so nice and just ASLDKFdksjsa i miss him.

ZICA!!! The tru bae cuz he took my phone during the concert! He was like “why did you pick the weird pose” and then taught me how to do it lmao. But i kept losing my balance so it took us a while to get lol. He was really sweet and he kept saying be careful and i was like boi im trying. I hugged him before and after the pic too.

Yul was an actual angel???? He kept his hand on the small of my back the entire time I was with him??? He was so soft! like his voice was soft, his hair looked so soft, his smile was so soft??? I cried. I hugged him before and after the pic too lololol.

EDDDDYYYYYYYY MY LOVE! He’s obviously the shortest but still a taller than me. I just cant speak at a normal volume okay. I literally got to him yelling again like “HELLO AGAIN!!” someone needs to stop me. I hugged him before the actual pic, and then the two pics (cuz i bought two for him cuz im trash.) I didn’t speak much and I forgot all the cute and witty things I was gonna say in the moment. 

Hugg Count: Eddy -> 5, Simba -> 3, Sancheong -> 2, Zica -> 2, Yul ->2

AND THE TRU MVP IS SIMBA THO. It was my sister’s 16th the same day birthday and I ditched her for JJCC. But her bias is Simba. And she told me, 100% kidding to get a birthday shout out. And i knew she was kidding but i was there like.....i could ask. like what are they gonna say? So i wait til Simba’s line is done and i go up to him and say “can i ask you a question?” and hes like yeah so i explain the best i can in korean that its my sisters birthday if he could say happy birthday? And i think because i was practically begging he said yes. I told him her name is Mckayla and he practiced saying like four times before he was like “okay.” AND I GOT IT ! And everyone else was awe-ing and I will love him forever. 

IN CONCLUSION 

JJCC ARE SOME OF THE MOST HUMBLE AND KIND PEOPLE IVE EVER MET. They really do care about their fans and try so hard. Im still crying over this. I dont think I’ll ever recover. Thank you JJCC for loving me as much as I love you! I hope to see them again soon!!

[vardasvapors]

a number of hair replies

erotetica replied to your post:                   garden-ghoul replied to your post:              ...                

   maglor calling himself maroon-haired in…like…the about the author page of the noldolante. daeron reads it and reenacts that fucking. ‘blood orange’ meme   

i’m being drowned in elf-hair-color discourse help....no uhhhhhh yes of course this happened. i had to look this up i know nothing about project runway but it is 100% in-character for sure.

thelioninmybed replied to your post:                   actualmermaid replied to your post:             ...                

   so what’re we calling this? Fingolfin is a bluenette, are these guys silverettes? (and while we’re on the subject, which one is ‘the taller boy’?)    

actualmermaid replied to your post:                  actualmermaid replied to your post:             ...                

   LION NO    

Hey hey, I got a strong stomach. the true test is which character has the yugi moto hair.

anghraine replied to your post:                   anghraine replied to your post:                  ...                

   looool. though you’d think ‘proud’ would be too ;)    

TBH. I wonder if the noldorin dialect has like.........20 synonyms for slightly different flavors of “proud”

randomunitelligiblewords replied to your post:                   crocordile replied to your post:                  ...                

   I feel like Glorfindel being Vanyar is pretty explainable tho–he’s described as Turgon’s kinsman, which is used by Tolkien in a few places to refer to in-laws.  Him being Elenwe’s relative could explain the blondness    

Yeah tru though tbh I’ve always kinda thought that if he was 100% Vanyar he wouldn’t have been named “golden-haired” since that’s like calling someone “two-eyed.” But yeah def could see him mixed like Idril and the arafinweans.

yavieriel replied to your post:                   anghraine replied to your post:                 ...                

   Silver and gold hair/freckles that are _actually_ metallic silver and gold.  Green and purple and blue undertones to skin, which is genuinely milk or porcelain white in some cases.  An elvish “tan” being actually an odd silver/gold/platinum metallic cast to the skin.  Just.   Gorgeous, but slightly uncanny.  There’s actually so few intermarriages because most humans find elves beautiful the way you’d find a natural phenomena beautiful, not in a way that invites eros.    

Hey. hey. i am down with all of these tbh. especially the elves look like gorgeous creatures you generally wouldn’t want to have sex with.....also imo I feel like the disconnect with “...how old are you? you aren’t aged in any way but don’t look actually young and you act suuuuuuper old and eehhhhhhhh what???” (age is probably THE most important element of making someone intelligible socially, isn’t it?)

[cognvc]

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE MUN.

Repost, not reblog !  Tag 6 muns you would like to get to know better when done!

Name:  vic Nickname:  that bitch Age:  19 Faceclaim:  various pups Pronouns:  she/her Height:  5′2 Birthday:  may 15 Aesthetic:  a hot mess Last song/thing you listened to:  a frank ocean’s chanel remix on soundcloud

Favourite muse(s) you’ve written:

i played suga from haikyuu for a while a few summers ago and that was really rad because it was on an animated panfandom forum so i got to interact with a lot of my other favs and it was just a good time !! i have really been loving ari too even tho its only been like a few months??? and i love all the lil plots and ships and headcanons i’ve worked out for him and honestly all the yeehaws give me life sometimes i get a lil heart broken when i remember cognac isn’t even a canon character rip

What inspired you to take on your current muse (that you are posting this on):

kingsman who??? i dont know her. statesman is my one tru bae. 

What are your favourite aspects of your current muse:

90% of ari’s first interactions w other ppl involve getting roasted for his aloha shirts so i love that those shirts are his legacy now

What’s your biggest inspiration when it comes to writing:

music !!!!!! i’m so weak for making mixes and curating tracks that just perfectly fit a characters Mood. even if the lyrics dont match up 100% there’s something about the vibe of a song that will always win me over. and of course aesthetic posts/moodboards !!!! i’ve sold my soul to pinterest tbh

Favourite types of threads:

wholesome threads???? angsty threads ??? idk anything tbh but definitely major preference for preplotted stuff. i’m not as good with coming up with thread content on the fly, it’ll just end up being 5 replies of just filler and no direction sorry ;c that said tho i’m guilty of having more fun plotting than actually writing out the thread so hmu on ims for a Good Time wink wonk

TAGGED: @agntwhisky TAGGING: @spookyprofiler @jagerbcmb @youthministered @agntvodka + anyone else who wants to share

[hannahchronism]

Abbie Logs

I did the thing for Abbie also (and it’s at this point that I’m realizing it feels like things are missing because we texted back and forth about them for like a month before I had skype again and started talking about them there rip)

Also tw for some suicide mentions !!

[8/30/2016 9:32:42 PM] Hannah:  http://museinspo.tumblr.com/post/149693628688 [8/30/2016 9:32:46 PM] Hannah: #mark and abbie

[8/30/2016 9:43:38 PM] Hannah: http://jediiwrites.tumblr.com/post/149690127222 [8/30/2016 9:43:41 PM] Hannah: #abbie and mark [8/30/2016 9:44:12 PM] Tired™: HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THEM THAT IS 100% ACCURATE [8/30/2016 9:44:22 PM] Tired™: this is what i get for tumbling at 2 am [8/30/2016 9:44:37 PM] Hannah: Mark, Abbie's pay pal

[9/1/2016 12:07:32 AM] Hannah: I don't know why but lil tiny Abbie being A+ at hurdles is my shit

[9/1/2016 3:22:55 PM] Hannah: whispers what do i name Abbie's wheartit collection [9/1/2016 3:33:02 PM] Tired™: Little Orphan Abbie [9/1/2016 3:33:24 PM] Hannah: i think i'm gonna do that for her url tho [9/1/2016 3:33:32 PM] Hannah: i mean [9/1/2016 3:33:42 PM] Hannah: not that im already making plans for a character i dont have or anything

[9/5/2016 11:25:24 PM] Tired™: 

okay wtf this is?? too cute???? I'm banning all boys effective immediately [9/5/2016 11:26:07 PM] Hannah: that right there is Abbie/Mark that's what it is

[9/15/2016 9:18:01 PM] Saltasaurus: things i think about while making a bowl of cereal: if Mark lost control and bit Abbie, she wouldn't turn and she'd also heal and everything would be fine (mostly) if Mark lost control and bit Florence, she'd die. Like I legit don't think there's a way around it she would straight up just die. if Florence, for some reason, decided to turn Mark, he could become a hybrid and A) maintain his werewolf traits B) become even stronger, in some regards and also C) I'm pretty sure he'd stop aging and be suspended as a teenager forever ((like the girls >.>))

[9/26/2016 10:56:53 PM] Tired™: http://diametricallyopposed-bros.tumblr.com/post/150992467716/b-almighty-i-couldnt-be-hillary-i-would-have [9/26/2016 11:02:05 PM] Saltasaurus: oh my god [9/26/2016 11:02:16 PM] Saltasaurus: ((( #abbie )))

[10/1/2016 6:53:56 PM] Tired™: you know the hand slap game? [10/1/2016 6:54:29 PM] Tired™: where you hold ur palms over someone elses and they try to slap the backs of ur hands and u try to pull away before they can [10/1/2016 6:54:50 PM] Tired™: imagine mark and Florence playing that with their supernatural speed [10/1/2016 7:27:48 PM] Tired™: I wrote you some word vomit [10/1/2016 8:59:48 PM] Saltasaurus: beautiful [10/1/2016 8:59:59 PM] Saltasaurus: Abbie like 'sTOP WITH THE HAND SMACKING THING'

[11/29/2016 10:26:41 PM] Hannah: i gOT ABBIE I HAVE ABBIE [11/29/2016 10:26:46 PM] Hannah: ABBIE MY DESTRUCTIVE CHILD [11/29/2016 11:04:02 PM] Tired™: I saw!!!!!1 [11/29/2016 11:04:27 PM] Tired™: u r 2/3rds of the spn squadron

(So many headcanons before I even had her rip)

[11/30/2016 10:23:55 AM] Hannah: I forreal almost just typed "I thought I smelled wet dog" [11/30/2016 10:24:01 AM] Hannah: Abbie no you don't know that (yet) [11/30/2016 10:24:05 AM] Tired™: omg [11/30/2016 10:24:15 AM] Tired™: i can;t wait for the dog jokes [11/30/2016 10:24:21 AM] Hannah: Non. Stop. [11/30/2016 10:24:27 AM] Hannah: They will be non stop from Abbie [11/30/2016 10:24:40 AM] Tired™: one day these kids are gonna drag each other at every opportunity [11/30/2016 10:26:41 AM] Hannah: honestly I don't think it's gonna take very long for abbie to show mark her healing factor because she can't explain it because she doesn't know what she is, so there's nothing to like, protect [11/30/2016 10:27:20 AM] Hannah: (it will probably be mid meltdown and I'm not saying I've imagined her putting her hand on a hot heating coil but for some reason that's the exact specific thought I keep having???) [11/30/2016 10:27:32 AM] Hannah: (( @ Abbie nO )) [11/30/2016 10:27:36 AM] Tired™: mark like "wtf is no one in this godforsaken town human" abbie like "wtf did u just say?" [11/30/2016 10:27:44 AM] Hannah: bless

[12/3/2016 11:17:20 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": I think it's an interesting parallel how Mark has his wallet out and ready to pay his library fine like it's nbd (because it isn't for him, he doesn't even blink at spending the money) and Abbie is wincing at her account balance because tthere's so little [12/3/2016 11:17:40 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": #sugardaddymark

[12/4/2016 8:18:19 PM] Hannah: 

[12/4/2016 8:18:26 PM] Hannah: Actual Abbie @ Mark's place [12/4/2016 8:18:44 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": tru [12/4/2016 8:19:00 PM] Hannah: M: Please get down A: nope [12/4/2016 8:19:12 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": mark takes a picture and captions it "found a raccoon in the garbage this morning" [12/4/2016 8:19:20 PM] Hannah: aMAZING [12/4/2016 8:20:07 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": Their whole relationship can be summarized as: is it a flirt or a roast? no one know [12/4/2016 8:20:17 PM] Hannah: (roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:30 PM] "The Fall Out Boys": (definitely a roast) [12/4/2016 8:20:32 PM] Hannah: constant affectionate roasting

[12/7/2016 1:06:16 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": for some reason it's really weird seeing abbie call Mark Markos bc no one calls him Markos [12/7/2016 1:06:28 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": that's the reason Jordan duh [12/7/2016 1:09:07 AM] Hannah: she probably usually doesn't tbh, i think she just did it to be a snarky lil bitch

[12/7/2016 1:48:05 AM | Edited 1:48:14 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": Abbie: -drags Florie and Alex- Mark: -defends Florie but go ahead and continue dragging Alex because that was pretty funny actually- [12/7/2016 1:48:56 AM] Hannah: amazing

[12/10/2016 3:09:57 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: more fun, domestic friends, less angsty paras pls [12/10/2016 3:10:04 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (I love angsty paras) [12/10/2016 3:10:41 AM] Hannah: speaking of fun domestic friends: how often do you think Florence and mark go through phones on the basis of sheer accidents? [12/10/2016 3:10:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god. so much [12/10/2016 3:11:00 AM] Hannah: Abbie has started keeping track, probably [12/10/2016 3:11:17 AM] Hannah: "I swear to god that's your sixth new phone in the last four months Markos" [12/10/2016 3:11:19 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark's probably got a perpetually cracked screen [12/10/2016 3:11:46 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "You literally just got that fixed last week, dude." [12/10/2016 3:11:55 AM] Hannah: bless [12/10/2016 3:12:17 AM] Hannah: Abbie breaks hers, Mark and Florence both have a spare that they offer her [12/10/2016 3:12:29 AM] Hannah: "What kind of weird rich people bullshit is this oh my god" [12/10/2016 3:12:40 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: lmao

[12/10/2016 8:03:31 AM] Hannah: lET' S PLAY A GAME CALLED @ MY BRAIN WTF CHILL [12/10/2016 8:03:42 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: what did it do? [12/10/2016 8:05:21 AM] Hannah: Abbie's bio just mentions that she discovered the ability to rapidly heal after her parents accident, but not how ( "Over the next year, she felt a lot of guilt on her shoulders and had a hard time processing her grief. She found herself in doing dangerous things, even discovering and testing her new ability of rapid regeneration. Within seconds after cutting the palm of her hand, the skin closed up and a scar was nonexistent." ) [12/10/2016 8:05:30 AM] Hannah: and now she's been doing dumb things to test it right [12/10/2016 8:05:32 AM] Hannah: okay but [12/10/2016 8:06:15 AM] Hannah: i all of a sudden just now at this moment have noticed a water trend with abbie's tag, specifically bathtubs [12/10/2016 8:06:17 AM] Hannah: and my brain just [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: "haha what if she discovered the ability because she literally attempted suicide by cutting her wrists in the bath" [12/10/2016 8:06:40 AM] Hannah: wtf [12/10/2016 8:06:44 AM] Hannah: i didn't ask for this [12/10/2016 8:06:46 AM] Hannah: please shut up [12/10/2016 8:06:47 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: dude [12/10/2016 8:07:20 AM] Hannah: hER BIO QUOTE THO [12/10/2016 8:07:23 AM] Hannah: "But there was a difference in being stuck and choosing to stay" [12/10/2016 8:07:25 AM] Hannah: I"M DONE [12/10/2016 8:07:27 AM] Hannah: I QUIT

[12/10/2016 12:40:45 PM] Hannah: Active Me: It's weird how Abbie and Florence are so alike in some regards, all that attitude, but also so vastly different Tiny-Voice-in-the-Back-of-my-Head Me: It's because Abbie is like the offense and Florence is the defense. Abbie asserts her position and power before anyone attacks, whereas Florence waits until they actually try before shutting them down. Active Me: ... Yo what the f*ck

[12/11/2016 12:40:27 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: do u think mark actually calls Florence "Florie" [12/11/2016 12:40:43 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: like would it be wierd if he did [12/11/2016 12:40:44 PM] Hannah: i think she would let him but idk if he does or not [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: just not Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: she hates Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:19 PM] Hannah: (Abbie probably calls her Flo) [12/11/2016 12:41:40 PM] Hannah: ((Florence probably calls her 'Abigail' with all the formality she can muster for revenge)) [12/11/2016 12:42:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (((Mark is in the middle of this just sighing deeply))) [12/11/2016 12:44:09 PM] Hannah: "Oh look it's Flo " "Good to see you too, Abigail " " Guys please " [12/11/2016 12:45:26 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "Abbie, I'll buy you all the fries you can eat if you just  play nice " "Guess I'm going hungry then" [12/11/2016 12:45:59 PM] Hannah: i'm [12/11/2016 12:46:03 PM] Hannah: offended at how accurate that is lmao

[12/17/2016 10:03:49 PM] Hannah: Abbie is like, the living version of that "when people make jokes but you're like 'r u okay?'" text post [12/17/2016 10:04:38 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Abbie is Bo 

[12/17/2016 10:20:40 PM] Hannah: Abbie might actually just be a walking suicide tw tbh [12/17/2016 10:23:28 PM] Hannah: Also "Fast as she was, it never was fast enough to undo the damage she had already done." I upset myself take over-investing in sentences away from me [12/17/2016 10:24:57 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: B r o [12/17/2016 10:29:08 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What do you do when one of your best friends is dying and the other one wants to die? I need my kids safe and happy but that is not the road they are on [12/17/2016 10:29:41 PM] Hannah: I don't think it's? an active want?? [12/17/2016 10:29:48 PM] Hannah: I think it's more like [12/17/2016 10:30:10 PM] Hannah: a very low self preservation insinct [12/17/2016 10:30:18 PM] Hannah: i think [12/17/2016 10:30:21 PM] Hannah: not sure rn [12/17/2016 10:46:03 PM] Hannah: Inner Abbie in the middle of an existential crisis while outer Abbie's like "this sucks" [12/17/2016 10:46:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless her

[1/5/2017 5:25:06 AM | Edited 5:25:31 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Imagine, if you will, Abbie and Florence and Mark in some sort of situation like: Florie (on the phone or smthing): Tell Abigail she can tag along if she must (but like in her Florence way where it's clear she's saying "absolutely do not come") Mark (to Abbie): Florence says she wants you to come too Abbie: Tell your creepy girlfriend Flo that I would rather choke on my own vomit than willingly go with her anywhere Mark (to Florence): Abbie said that she'd love to come but she has other plans already. Abbie: -scowling- [1/5/2017 5:26:47 AM] Hannah: ;sklfjg;kljehg [1/5/2017 5:26:54 AM] Hannah: poor Mark [1/5/2017 5:27:23 AM] Hannah: Florence: You know I can hear her, right? [1/5/2017 5:30:10 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark sighs a lot [1/5/2017 5:30:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Between the howlers and Florence and Abbie. His friends are so stressful. xD [1/5/2017 5:31:22 AM] Hannah: ((okay but Abbie saying things like "i would rather ingest a flaming porcupine" and Mark always like ???????? ))

[2/19/2017 3:52:18 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: pls take some time to imagine Mark going to the orphanage to pick up Abbie ad playing with the younger kids while he waits on her

[2/22/2017 6:51:35 PM | Edited 6:51:47 PM] Hannah: man I just barely skimmed over that reply from aaron for abs (because I was gonna do Hache's replies) but she instantly and immediately popped up in my head like "YOU CAN'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER" [2/22/2017 6:51:39 PM] Hannah: loud girl is loud [2/22/2017 6:55:34 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Bless -- [2/22/2017 8:02:48 PM] Hannah: WHEN U READ THE THING MORE THOROUGHLY AND REALIZE HANNAHBANNANA JUST MADE IT SO ABBIE KICKED HIM IN THE JUNK I LOVE [2/22/2017 8:02:59 PM] Hannah: amazing [2/22/2017 8:03:29 PM] Hannah: that's perf abbie logic honestly -stranger on the porch? - kick him in the dick - ... oops ? [2/22/2017 8:15:02 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Incredible

[2/22/2017 8:42:56 PM] Hannah: when u realize that one day Mark is going to be old and die and it'll just be Florie & Abs but then u also realize that eventually Florie's gonna die too (probably after about 200 years tbh, she's already having those #disconnect issues) which means, eventually, Abbie'll be completely alone and still 16 [2/22/2017 8:43:03 PM] Hannah: I hurt myself [2/22/2017 9:45:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What to heck I am in public why would u do that to me