#ace phan

[aroacearchangel]

i’m going to say something that might be controversial and i’m sorry if this is cringe or whatever but i can’t sleep:

dan and phil are like. the perfect example of my ideal qpr. have they kissed. maybe. irrelevant. did they form an almost instantaneous soul binding connection within days of meeting in person. yes . are they literally soulmates, as proclaimed by mr howell himself. also yes.

did they design a house to live in together and still have separate closets. also yes . when they’re apart for even a few weeks they are soooooooo sad. i’m just. hooollyyy shitt.

in response to the age old question “are they dating or are they friends?”: does it actually change anything? they’re dan and phil :]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE

[dnpbeats]

uhhh. this may mean nothing bc i don’t know how axs works on the backend. so i don’t want to sound any false alarms. (MEANING DON’T CONCLUDE TOO MUCH!) but sometime in the past ten hours, dan and phil's axs' artist page got a new url (they used to be https://www.axs.com/artists/645337/dan-and-phil-tickets and now they are https://www.axs.com/artists/1116523/dan-and-phil-tickets) and also their photo was removed. it used to be a pic of them from ii:

(you can see here that it used to be a pic of them, even though it doesn't load on wayback machine, and this is where it’s still hosted on axs) but now it's just the default axs logo...

sorry i have no proof that the old url was working this morning, the way i know is bc i had the tab open (w/ the old url) and it was working this morning but i just refreshed it and it kicked me to the main axs page bc that url doesn’t exist anymore

[yonpote]

it is soooo funny how insane we are about the fuckin official fandom tumblr top ships list. other reblogs have tags like "oh nice sonadow got 13! ^_^" "omg yay hannigram teehee <3"

meanwhile we're out here like

THATS RIGHT, PHAN HAS BEATEN DESTIEL. WE MUST TEAR THROUGH THE OTHERS BIT BY BIT IN ORDER TO RECLAIM OUR RIGHTEOUS THRONE. AZIRACROW AND STEDDIE SHALL FEAR OUR NAME AS IT ECHOES THROUGH THEIR WRETCHED HALLS. PHAN IS KING.

[notsosaucystuff]

Phetition for Phil to grow out a beard

[antiadvil]

I already answered this ask to say that there's no way I could write this in <1k and I don't know anything about strictly come dancing, but after three separate people allowed me to talk in their general direction at great length about how Phil would do very badly on this show and Dan would massively resent him if they met that way, I have returned with the drunken enemies-to-lovers hate sex that takes place after they're voted off.

Anyways, I was right about the length, it's 2.9k. Enjoy on ao3

[slimeandsadness]

It always gives me a warm little glow when dnp mention asexuals <3

[little-pissbaby]

unfortunate news everyone. it seems dan slapping the webcam has

✨🧚‍♀️Awakened Something Within Me 🧚‍♀️✨

in other news phil is definitely in very good and capable hands

[philsdrivinglicence]

The various panels by the door don't align properly and I just knnnoooowww that bothers Dan every single day.

[ceres-reads]

Hi, Ceres here! I'm 25, pronouns are they/them and I'm from Germany. I was really active on fandom tumblr in the mid 2010s, but was mostly lurking for the past few years, mostly because of that awful wave of trans/ace/bi exclusionists (if you know you know). But now tumblr seems a lot friendlier again and I miss all of my fandoms so I guess I'm back to join the fun!

I like too many things to list them all here but right now I'm mostly obsessed with Dan and Phil. You'll also see a lot of anime, video games (pikmin my beloved!) and shows here. I also want to get back into reading/writing as I'll be a library trainee next year, so I might also do some book recs?? Anything is possible lol

Hoping to find some active mutuals to fill my dash!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

hi 🥰🤗😍🤩 bi 🩷💜💙👀?? ig 📱🤳📸👉👈🥺🙏?? i-me🧍‍♀️👈😏😝… you 👉🧍‍♀️🤤… 👏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩✂️🫦🥵👅😘😩💦🍑??? or just 🤝👭🍫🛍️👩‍❤️‍👩?? OR 🖤🩶🤍💜🍿💻🎬📺🗣💩🤬🤭🤫🤣???

[verslxt]

your insta if you dated people from the hype house/nsb

bryce parker

lmao throwback to prom of me and bryces last year in high school (we went as 'friends').

bryce.parker - holy shit. how old were we??

urfavyn - lmao prob 17 and 18

paigetaylor.s - mrs.gurl do you have bigger muscles than bryce??

urfavyn - lmao no

miaheyward - prettiest girl ever

urfavyn - *places uno reverse card* no u :)

jacob day

its only the height advantage

jacobday - and that i have more followers on literally everything

urfavyn - fuck you

jacobday - wrong its 'fuck me' to you

ace akers

cookies :)

aceakers - cutest baker ever

urfavyn - cutest waist hugger ever

ynsfan - omg your hair looks so good!

urfavyn - aww thank you so much <333

eddie preciado

whole time i was praying to go i wouldn't get dropped

eddiepreciado - i would never drop you <3

urfavyn - i would believe you if you didn't drop me on my birthday

eddiepreciado - i apologized with bobaaa

jackson dean

mia caught this absolute gem earlier today

miaheyward - hype house love ♡

~nsb~

oliver moy

my world = oliver moy

olivermoy - love you babyy

sebastianmoy - bro i had to watch you take this

urfavyn - suck it up sebastian

sebastian moy

she my wicked witch - nardo wick

urfavyn - aww sebbyyyy

ryan nguyen

waiting for boba tings

azngami - i'm a sugar daddy

urfavyn - my sugar daddy ♡

justin phan

lmao that happened

sojuphan - she broke her knee in high school, for those who don't know we've been dating since high school

regie macalino

my mini me ♡

urfavyn - regieeeee

regiemacalino - whatttt

kane ratan

kane made me do it, but i don't mind

kaneratan - the way she looked at me for this photo

darren liang

dominance 💪🏽

darren.jyl - must assert dominance

~extra~

brandonthelover

gettin it

brandonthelover - when you come over in that your gunna get it

[that-sad-guy]

i’ve had a /very/ trying week so i made a bobby page to destress.

(( also shoutout to @sparkyblizz whose blackbright fics have help me keep my sanity this week. i’m so sorry if you dont like being tagged !))

[notsosaucystuff]

I didn't realize how much of ace lesbian I am until today, when everyone was freaking out about Phil's hair.

Yes, he's beautiful, but I feel nothing but surprise at the change and happiness for him for his confidence.

[emyluwinter]

First-year students stick to each other like dumplings in a saucepan while water boils around them. Seriously, first-year students have stronger bonds than they seem. Yuu - I'm going to collect all these lost boys and frankly I don't care if anyone is against it.

something, something, twst first-years, and how the rotten environment of night raven college has normalized some pretty awful situations and behaviors.

book 1’s ace trappola who was bitching and complaining the entire time about being punished after eating something he wasn’t supposed to. book 5’s ace trappola who gets punished for eating something he wasn’t supposed to, but then never brings it up ever again, because what’s even the point anymore?

book 1’s deuce spade who spends a good majority of it telling ace he needs to apologize to riddle, right up until riddle unfairly throws out the chestnut tart they worked so hard on. book 5’s deuce spade who’s first reaction to seeing ace try to stand up to vil is to tell him not to fight him… and it’s not until vil is actually trying to kill them that deuce ever takes it back.

book 2’s jack howl who breaks into leona’s room in an attempt to reason with leona and ruggie to stop them from injuring other students. book 3’s jack howl who decides that reasoning with octavinelle is completely off the table pretty much immediately.

book 0’s epel felmier, who was willing to throw down with anybody if they so much as looked at him the wrong way. book 5’s epel felmier, who tries to tell ace not to battle vil at the well, knowing exactly how it will end.

ignihyde gear ortho shroud, who filters out any negative comment about himself, and tells both deuce and idia not to worry when he gets expelled, but is willing to destroy whole hallways if someone so much as says a wayward word about his brother. school uniform gear ortho who — despite having his own identity now — still never addresses this. ever.

sebek zigvolt. just. in general. gets fleeting scraps of recognition, practically leftovers to whatever silver receives, and most attention he gets is either the bare minimum, purely for someone’s own amusement, or with silver, who he bickers with more often than not. if he ever thinks it to be even the slightest bit unfair, he berates himself for being so selfish. and it’s like this the whole game.

yuu, who gets thrown through the wringer for no reason except that they’re magicless. who goes through overblot after overblot and gets nothing in return except the ability to survive a little longer. and they’re expected to be grateful about it.

night raven college's first-years, who will only ever come out victorious if the only other options are death or eternal servitude to a tyrant.

[slitbudies]

less than 1 minute into phil's video and i already learnt something about their sex life that i want to forget