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ace-the-fox · 3 months ago

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I want to be a Tommy Shelby girly so much but why's he actually being such a fat cheating slag, I don't know if I can do this—

#i can't make a full character analysis bc i've been taking such long breaks between watches #i just know he does not need to be fucking three girls at once 😭#like at first he's just being a cool hot bad boy #two secs later he's in ANOTHER woman's bed #I'm on s2 btw #peaky blinders #tommy shelby #acc beefing with him so hard rn #anyways stan kaz brekker for clear skin

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hijinxinprogress · 4 months ago

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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:

#tim drake #dick grayson #robin #dc robin #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake is a menace #tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else #so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted #there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm #it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage #Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave #It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left #For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday #Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd #just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol #Tim drake is unhinged and petty #Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman #I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne #Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him #and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???

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oddvanilla · 2 months ago

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ms oddvanilla what is the drama

HELP Y'ALL ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOU CALL ME MS ODDVANILLA HAHAHAHHA

so UHM. This girl that I REALLY REALLY hate who's my neighbour or whatever likes this dude who lives RIGHT Infront of me okay. And then 2 of my friends (who hate her too) MADE AN INSTA ACC PRETENDING TO BE HIM😭😭 THEN THEY FOLLOWED EACH OTHER AND MY FRIENDS TEXTED HER "yk... I really like you btw..and I was too shy to ever say it❤️‍🩹🙁" AND SHE WAS LIKE "omg! Me too!! You're so fine and I wish we were together 😍🎀" AND THEN FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT THEY KEPT TROLLING HER AND TELLING HER I love U SM AND THEY CALLED EACH OTHER POOKIE AND BABE ANE STUFF. and THEN today i was out on a walk around my neighbourhood as usual...when I SAW her talk to HIM. and I hid somewhere and started to listen...bc IDK IM JUST NOSEY. and then she talked to him and she was like "Hey baby😘" and he was like "??? Huh??" And she was like "what?? I thought you were my bf?" AND HE WAS LIKE HELLL NAHHH and then she started saying stuff like "dude you literally texted me and said you like me back" OR WHATEVER AND THEN SHE SAID ILL TEXT U RN AND SEE IF I GET A REPLY. INFRONT OF HIM. So ofc she was like "hi" and MY FRIENDS WHO WERE PRETENDING TO BE HIM SAID "hey baby girl❤️" AND SHE GOT SO MAD💀💀💀. I WAS HOLDING MY LAUGH SOSOSO HARD BECAUSE THATS SO EMBARRASSING AND NOW HE KNOWS SHE LIKES HIM AND THE WHOLE TIME SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING. and today she found out that MY FRIENDS did it I don't know how she just found out... AND NOW THEYRE BEEFING SO BAD LIKE. I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THEYRE SAYING TO EACH OTHER BUT THATS CRAZY?? Okay chat I know that's weird to be friends with people who troll THAT bad but like be so fr if it was ur enemy wouldnt you love to watch it😭😭 Luckily I wasn't involved in anything like I just watch from back here but I was the one who told my friends about the conversation those "lovebirds" had HAGAHAHAH😭😭😭😭😭😭

#the sigmas will rise 🥶🥶

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