#ac visgae/acv is what i call my idea for a viking setting

[budugaapologist]

hear me out

in light of rumors about the next ac game being vikings, i was thinking back to the viking sage i made last year. and im still gay! so i still want a butch juno fucker to play as! and i know ubisoft has like a 95% chance of not doing any of this, but hey a dyke can hope!

so, crossdressing butch female playable protagonist thats more of an anti hero (like edward was) thats beefy not skinny like kassandra, evie, aveline, shao, aya, elise, mary, anne, lydia, etc, thatd be nice if she was closer to xenia. and if youre like "but most women become more lean and skinny when they become muscular!" FUCK YOU! people have different body shapes! not every fucking woman becomes skinnier when they work out! maybe this protagonist likes food!! your hollywood 'muscle' can kiss rin nakai, donna moore, and jill mills' asses!!

now while this body shape may not be "flexible", i dont really recall any of the assassins doing extreme gymnastic shit (even then, katelyn ohashi, bitch), just climbing and jumping off stuff, and if you think that its "unrealsitic" to be doing parkour when you arent lean muscled (which is stupid because exhibit jacob/adéwalé/bayek) i think its unrealistic for ezio to be parkouring in revelations AND that its unrealistic to survive any of the jumps in ac, but no, youre right, fantasy should cut off at women having diverse body shapes.

i also think if she is a sage, she would want to cover her identity, like wearing an eyepatch over the gold eye, since as edward pointed out, its the eyes that mark the sage.

maybe she doesnt have long hair like basically all the other female characters?? she could have an undercut and tiny braids like mary had, and, if she is pretending to be male, she can have hair like these:

ALSO if we're having a viking game next, why not try giving her some tattoos like these:

i think its unfair the playable ladies of ac dont have any tatts to speak of (select outfits for kassandra do not count obviously since they arent permanent like edward, bayek, adé, and jacob), shout out to mary and rhona though

granted ive wanted a character like this for a long ass time, so i have put in a lot more thought than ubisoft in designing this kind of character, but i think its time we had a female character that didnt fall under the same shit the female overwatch characters fall under. i think its time we had a female character that is different looking!! goddammit!!