#abundance of white animals sighted all over Blackstone
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Assumption: Shaw wouldn't be a pet owning kind of guy but if he ever did it would be something that he treated as a living display that he could use to boost his image. A huge iguana enclosure in the middle of his office? A teigu enclosure? How about a caiman pool? Maybe not snakes I can't see him with big snakes but I can see him with geckos or chameleons . Maybe a melanistic macaw. If it has to have fur it's gotta be a Ferret colony nothing says nefarious like a Ferret randomly stealing your pen and running off after you sign over your life to this doucheyatch.
If we go to exotics which I don't support but there are definitely ones I can see but tbh I feel like he'd think they were an inconvenience and he doesn't have time for that. A pangolin would be good. Or an ant eater. Honestly anteaters are terrifying.
ANT EATERS ARE SO FUCKIN TERRIFYING And yeah, I don't see Shaw as a pet type of guy for their own sake, but a "status symbol" type deal. I personally write him keeping expensive black draft horses but I also feel like he's had like, exotic big cats here and again (tho I feel those are more a Shinobi thing, Shin has totally collected shit like albino tiger cubs and stuff) "nothing says nefarious like a Ferret randomly stealing your pen and running off after you sign over your life to this doucheyatch." LOOOOOL @shattered-catalyst
#shattered catalyst#abundance of white animals sighted all over Blackstone#but they're all Snowbird harassing him
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