#about: delaney

[thexwanderingxsouls]

Butt plugs or vibrators (Any)

Lily - Vibrators

Cassidy - Either/or, pending mood

Azalea - Vibrators

Delaney - Butt plugs

[jay-wasreblogging]

The eye fucking sex scene plus the Honda Odyssey Fucks Hard™ scene is what gave this movie it's R rating btw

[dadvans]

memorial day

Memorial Day is always the Monday to end all Mondays, year after year. Buck discovers it’s a little bit better when you have a guy waiting for you after a stupid shift and you both get to trade war stories.

Tommy greets him with a kiss and presses two beers from a six pack to his hands when Buck lets him in, then walks over to the kitchen to put the other four away.

“I don’t know about you, but my stupidest call today was putting out a brush fire caused by a gender reveal party. You’d think after El Dorado people would fucking learn, but holiday weekends always bring out the idiots.” He opens the refrigerator door and spots the saran wrapped plate Buck left there for him. “Or maybe you had a much better day than me. Bobby cook?”

“No, uh, actually,” Buck says, hunting for the church key in the drawer behind him. “My stupidest call of the day would be the neighborhood barbecue brawl that broke out. Three guys arguing over who would man the grill. The backyard seemed salvageable when we left, but one guy’s face not so much after another dad tried to give it the smash burger treatment on an open flame. Some families were so embarrassed they actually sent us home with leftovers. I was able to weasel out a second plate for you.”

“Evan.” Tommy takes the plate out and stares down at it with a confused little smile, what Buck has taken to calling his Who Me? face in his head.

“It wasn’t hard, pretty sure Athena and Maddie and Karen got one too. Anyway, you should try the potato salad. Apparently, it’s grandma’s famous recipe.”

Buck cracks the caps off both of their beers and replaces the church key with a fork for Tommy. Tommy gives him another look before digging in. One bite of potato salad in and his eyes are rolling back in his head.

“Fuck, I love you,” he says, meaningfully at the plate and not at Buck.

Buck laughs. “Wings aren’t bad either. Cole slaw I can do better.”

“Sure,” Tommy replies graciously. He picks up a chicken wing and has the meat practically sucked off the bone in two bites. “I can’t remember the last time I spent one of these actually getting to enjoy part of it.”

Later, after Buck gets him to wipe the buffalo sauce off the corner of his mouth, Tommy gets on his knees for Buck and shows him exactly how grateful he is with a fairly luxurious blowjob. Buck comes down the back of his throat and slurs out a thank you for your service, to which Tommy playfully flips him off. And he’s no potato salad, Tommy didn’t need to say it, but he’s feeling pretty loved too.

[trangtravishere]

Homsified your s1 cast

[trashedpolar]

i love them soso much

[honeyandsalted]

If we didn't have our lives to live,

I would have followed you.

[the-lark-not-the-dove]

wanna see a drawing I did of cosette? of course you do here she is

[warningsine]

[blogofsara]

Grace and Martine BFFs

In my Criminal Case AU, Grace returns to Grimsborough and becomes Martine's assistant 🥼. Trust me, these two women would be friends and nothing will change my mind 😎.

[tomasz-the-hater]

claudia, my darling girl, i'm so sorry for what they have done to you. brave and brilliant, fighting for herself, for louis, for madeleine, reminding louis not to trust lestat's words. "i don't like windiws when they're closed" oh god i hope teh audience never recovers because i sure will not.

[thatlenguy]

Old woman!! <- not really she's more middle aged. kind of. it's a whole thing (oc)

id in alt, reblogs appreciated!

[thexwanderingxsouls]

Face fucking or anal sex? (Any lady? Or all, your choice)

Lily - Probably face fucking? Maybe?

Cassidy - Anal sex, probably, though face fucking is a close second.

Azalea - Neither, thanks.

Delaney - BOTH. Lol.

[graciehart]

Megan Hunt in Every Episode ⤷ 1x01 — "Pilot"

[divinekangaroo]

my stray headcanon:

tommy *constantly* misgenders (mis-sexes?) horses because him and his whole family including Uncle Charlie have this weird complicated mental matrix for how and when a horse is a 'he' or 'she' or 'it' based around the equally complex gendering conventions for narrowboats

which convention, from what I can tell by reading multiple narrowboat forums and at least one 16th century four page long complaint letter about indecency on narrowboats some landowner wrote to a canal company, runs something like this:

do you like the guy who owns the boat? y = the boat is she, n = the boat is it

do you think the boat is poor quality = it, but be aware this may be offensive to the owner and start a fight

is the boat in the process of being built and hasn't got hisself wet yet? = he, then he's a she after it's first run

is the boat built by this one particular Welsh dude who lives in [insert Welsh river hamlet name}? y = always a she no matter how you feel about the boat or its wet status

is the boat built by the other particular Scottish dude who lives in [random hated English hamlet name)? y = always a he unless you've actually been on the boat, then it's an it, unless it was a really good road (every lock in your favour) in which case the boat is an honorary she

was a baby born on the boat = she

is it your boat = she

is it your friend's boat = he because it might offend your friend

did the boat once go through some random tunnel = he until he goes through the tunnel again and becomes a she

[aceghosts]

What is Your Core Theme?

I found this uquiz, and I decided to take it for a few of my OCs. Sending tags to @bbrocklesnar, @marivenah, @clicheantagonist, @captastra, @voidika, @alexxmason, @captmactavish, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @fourlittleseedlings, @nightbloodbix, @theelderhazelnut, @carlosoliveiraa, @cassietrn, @cassieuncaged, @strangefable, @direwombat, @amalkavian, @katsigian, @cloudofbutterflies92, @onehornedbeast, and anyone else who wants to do this! (Tag In/Out List)

Blue Murphy

the lover

your heart is full and bursting. there is nothing more in the world but your love. it is your only purpose. you ache to drench everyone you know with affection and praise and yet ache more to feel your own love. you have been surrounded by it so long that it means nothing to you anymore, it is perfunctory, it is too familiar to have any effect. you know you are deserving of it but cannot fathom it having an impact on you the way your love impacts others. you give to others what you have never felt yourself because it is so abundant in your heart. your purpose is to love and your desire is to be loved. your painting is "the cradle" by berthe morisot.

(Definitely fits Blue. They're just so full of love.)

Rooney Shepard

the faithful

you place your trust in your ultimate goal. commitment is running through your mind at all times. you must adhere to your moral codes. you must be good to people around you. you must be good at all times. never show hesitance, it is unbecoming of you. hesitance shows distrust. you tell yourself to love your goal at all times. you believe in your goal even if it swallows you whole. it tells you what you need to hear, you assume, because it wouldn't say anything else. it is the core of your best interest. should you follow anything other than your goal, you aren't sure what would happen. it is pragmatic to continue, is it not? your painting is "last prayer" by eric enstrom.

(Oh, this is very Rooney-coded. They feel strongly that they must adhere to their moral code and be good/perfect at all times. Duty is the thing that keeps Rooney going; it's the albatross around their neck.)

Hunter Delaney

the griever

you mourn your losses. it is as if something has been torn from your soul and you are forever a lost fragment seeking what you have lost. it will take you time to accept some things are better floating through the universe, taken from us with vice and leaving us incomplete. your corners will drift through the ocean and each grain of sand you brush by will sand you down. you will reach the beaches healed, and your sharp corners will become dull and smooth to the touch. your painting is "anguish" by august friedrich schenck.

(I mean, yeah. Hunter is grieving their old life and the perceived loss of their humanity.)

Sawyer Beaumont

the academic

"any fool can know; the point is to understand," says albert einstein. you are constantly seeking the secret of the world. your pen is on paper, your head is in a book, your life is on the line if your knowledge hasn't been sharpened to the finest point. your studies are on the level of being compulsive in nature. it feels wrong to pull a pen away from paper, as if the words on the page are incomplete, or the paragraphs are too short, so you must keep writing words to bring sense to it. one day, the pages will run out and you will be left alone, knowing everything and having nothing. the urge will come to start a new book. the urge will come to lose your mind to find knowledge. your painting is "studying" by maren jeskanen.

(This kinda tracks with Sawyer. They're definitely the kind of person to want to know it all.)

Riley Callahan

the friend

you love to feel the warmth of a friend's hand in yours. food tastes better when it is made by a friend. you are kind and forgiving, and you treat your friends with ultimate compassion. you love your friends. you are grateful for every friend that comes and goes in your life. you miss many friends. you wish more friends kept in contact with you. you wish that you were not so forgiving sometimes but everyone has their vices. your friends take precedence over everyone. you would not be anywhere without them. you want to, one day, hold them up, too. you want to be someone depended on - someone needed. you want to be needed by somebody. you want to be wanted in the same way you want. your painting is "the three friends" by sebastian straub.

(Riley is so friend-shaped. They just really love their friends.)

[hips-like-battleships]

My only commentary on Deadpool & Wolverine is that I refuse to take the “you look damn good in that suit” line to Peterpool as a joke. Surely we as a society have collectively realized that Rob Delaney is hot as fuck, yes?