#EFF THE WORLD!!!
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i love them soso much
#night in the woods#nitw#gregg lee#angus delaney#EFF THE WORLD!!!#theyre special to me#idk i just feel a lot of Things about them
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BADFLOWER ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!
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Puss’ flashbacks of Kitty…thanks
#what…….the……..eff……….#to me she is my most favourite girlfail in the entire world#kitty why are you this insane over a man so full of himself#they’re so perfect…#puss in boots#kitty softpaws#softboots
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If I was a nurse in that hospital, I would think Joke's dad was homophobic.
The doctor has a son who he doesn't speak about or acknowledge.
When he saw the son at the hospital, he ignored him.
The son is now taking care of an older woman whose grandson keeps calling to check on them.
The doctor was hesitant to help the older woman because she is fine with her grandson dating a man.
And he knows this because the grandson is dating his son!
Therefore, in conclusion, the reason the doctor does not speak to his son is because he is homophobic.
The chisme would be hot if I was on that floor! HR would have to reel me in.
#jack and joker#the chisme would be world class#be sitting there with my hot coco just talking straight trash about that homophobic doctor down the hall#no effs given#HR would have to put me on probation
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inexplicably sad about the loathly lady. I just can't imagine being brave enough to ask anyone whether they would prefer you be attractive in the sight of their friends, or attractive when they fuck you. that those are the only two options. I can't stop thinking about how there are many other answers to that question, and almost all of them are wrong.
#reading maskerade really stirred up some nonsense.#there's a scene I didn't clock the first time I read it but stands out in jagged relief now#where agnes (who has memorized the score for MULTIPLE OPERAS and is dealing with an extreme sleep deficiency;#who understands full well that christine is a beautiful tone-deaf self-absorbed idiot)#gets cruelly overlooked by everyone. even the man who she helped transform into andrew lloyd weber.#because she is fat and has good hair.#and with her disc-defying voice she SCREAMS until all the glassware in the opera shatters. the world cracks.#......but then she and everything else has to keep going.#the world doesn't pause to admire her rage or her fortitude. nothing stops. it just.....goes on.#amazing sometimes to think that these books were written by a british man 40-odd years older than I am.#that's exactly it; I don't know how you know it but you do.#(sidenote it is quite funny that poems about arthurian knights and silly fantasy novels from the 1990s#are the only two referents for this fury that I can think of.#even recent television series don't handle it well. ehl oh ehl. ehl em eff ayh oh even.)
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Hmm... it's interesting how they made Luz wear a witch's cloak in Hunting Palisman - the episode where she introduces Flapjack to Hunter. This is also the episode where Hunter defies Belos by choosing Luz over him. He goes back to his palace empty-handed and he doesn't hand over Flapjack to Belos. Unbeknownst to Hunter, he is following Caleb's footsteps.
But then, in Hollow Mind, they made the choice to have Luz not wear her witches cloak - instead they made Luz wear a jacket with a giant "E" on it. They could have given Luz a completely different outfit like they did in Hunting Palisman. But they don't... they make her wear this specific jacket...
...They also make Hunter wear Caleb's symbol in Hollow Mind... an episode where Luz and Hunter are trapped in Philip's mind... where we can see paintings of the two most important characters in Philip's life - his brother and a witch from another world.
But I'm sure this is all unintentional.
You know, like this is:
oh, nbd, just a painting being paralleled with the scene happening right before our eyes
here's a more high def image of the painting
Oh, hmm, okay, this is a painting of Caleb standing next to a witch with short dark brown hair and who just so happens to be a witch from another world. Both of them are startled by Philip...
Hunter, the Grimwalker who looks the most like Caleb, is standing next to someone who ALSO just so happens to be a witch from another world with short dark brown hair... both are startled by Philip's monster form...
Hmm, must be unintentional I guess.
there's also this:
Mhm, okay, I see... I see, very interesting. Here we have Caleb being lead away from Philip by a witch from another world after the brother's have a fall out. This fall out marks the point of no return for them, as Philip later kills Caleb out of anger.
Hunter and Philip's relationship completely deteriorates because of Luz, which leads to Philip's decision to kill Hunter. She shows Hunter Belos' true nature and she offers Hunter sanctuary at The Owl House right after he finds out Belos has been lying to him his whole life... Luz saves Hunter's life and changes it forever.
Hmmm... very interesting
But I'm sure this is unintentional [I'm being sarcastic]
#lunter#there is literally no way they didn't have a name for Evelyn at this point bc they already had a final design for her character.#Hunter also saves himself using wild magic - the thing he was taught to fear - in this episode.#i like the implication - regardless if it was intentional or not - that wild magic saved Hunter from meeting the same fate of Caleb.#Once In Hollow Mind and the second time in TTT - Flapjack is made of wild magic#hm. interesting.#I also like how Flapjack is the one who brought Hunter back looking like Caleb... in an episode where he asks Luz#-who is dressed like a witch and is#a witch from another world - to help him avenge the physical representation of Caleb and Evelyn's love#interesting. Since TOH was canceled right after TTT i guess we'll know how the ending would play out :(#but yeah TOH has an audacity abt it where it thinks it can just eff around for a full season#without ever letting the protagonist and main antagonistic force intereact UNTIL the end of season 1#so crazy#speaking of TTT I still can't believe they made Hunter's fav animal wolves knowing Luz's school team is called wolves#then they color coded his wolf shirt and made that one lady say Luz must have been raised by wolves#hm yes. unintentional. whatever helps the antis sleep at night#like how that lunter kiss in SAI was unintentional teehee
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the fact that davepeta is not confused ab their attraction towards karkat AT ALL is soooo funny. davesprite nevfur even met karkat he just got proxy memories furom nep & was like ohhh ok yea...i get it
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did anyone try looking for carmen in san diego? bc i know it’s just her name but like it just seems like the obvious place to look before you go around making a whole show out of finding her
#same for where in the eff is sarah cincinnati#the marvelous mind of sabrina bea#where in the world is carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego
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The older I get the more, "I'm a lesbian but the doctor keeps asking if theres any chance I could be pregnant like they just don't get it 🤪" jokes bother me
#noop nooping#this is very. surface level knowledge for me so it throws me off seeing it#LIKE i get it if youre making a joke about your own personal experience that is specifically tailored to Your Life#but in circulation it gets treated as a universal lesbian experience#perhaps i give people too much benefit of the doubt because i want to believe the world isnt really filled with terrible people but it is#what i mean is its possible every time ive seen thid joke it could be a tee ee arr eff in passing ( tiktok fyp )#or it could be someone still learning abt the community znd theyre just having a giggle about a common experience amongst lesbians#having sex with other women who just so happen to not be able to get each other pregnant
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Listen I'm not usually patriotic, unless it's the olympics and american women are freaking killing it. Then I basically turn into a bald eagle.
#this post is about multiple women#simone biles katie ledecky shacarri Richardson ilona maher etc.#olympics#usa#for once I'm not complaining about my country#don't worry though after next week we'll be back to our regularly scheduled program of criticizing the government and#feeling like that gif from community where everything is on fire#someone said eff you and don't watch the olympics if i don't love my country#first of all i do love my country which is why i criticize the government as my 1st amendment right allows#also that person turned out to be a terf so they can't even see this because i blocked them#if you're a terf and you see this go ahead and excuse yourself from my blog you aren't welcome here#perhaps i should've said I'm not nationalistic but theres a big difference between patriotism and nationalism#i am patriotic occasionally but will never be a nationalist#nationalism leads to things like world wars
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My laptop is fixed! But they had to replace the cover plate so it's significantly less sticker-ed :(
#just me; my ace axolotl; a random cat with a donut; and eff the cops mae borowski on the inside of my laptop against the world now#if you need me I'll be on redbubble#trying to remember my interests
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am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might
#i Cant stop thinking about him. ive literally been dreaming about him. i Need to help him. please#hes just a fuckin kid!!! (18?? 19??) hes a TEEN and his family is FUCKED and its not his FAULT#none of this was his fault. he deserves so much fuckin BETTER#also i thought i didnt care about vanessa but then shes got dead brother trauma hi hello hiiiiii#and now jay does too#fuck my LIFE#ive never been one for self-inserts but actually me jay and vanessa hang out regularly in a tree house we built#we laugh and shoot the shit and talk about what losing our brothers have done/are doing to our psyche#as dusk falls#jay holt#vanessa dorland#new hyperfix u say ? this one will be brief hopefully. bc the game is fucking. unfinished. stupid ass cliffhanger ass bjtch ass#plus im rewriting canon so jay has a good young life. no timeskip for MEEE#maria is literally just rambling. hi#.txt#the only fic ive ever written/outlined was about alana bloom from nbc's hannibal & she Deserved a rewrite#but maybe i need to indulge in writing jay holt's better reality TOO#theres a quote. hang on. a quote from a beloved piece of media. why cant i recall what its from rn#but theyre talking about different timelines n shish and one of them says ''maybe this *is* your best reality'' and its SO sad. fuck#is it hannibal. i feel like its always hanniba#no but also i feel like its not???#its like ''this is your best life. youre not getting a better one''#what the eff is that. im gonna be stuck on this forever#EDIT: IT IS FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL. BUT ITS GODDAMN FREDRICK CHILTON OF ALL PEOPLE WHO SAYS IT#''The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.#This is your best possible world Will. Not getting a better one''#fucking CHRIST chilton#lines that go HARD
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for legal reasons, this is a ✨j o k e✨
#didn’t bother putting the shipnames in bc lol. but yeah that’s lip-yumeru on the bottom right in case you were wondering—#not featured: any of the x brother ships bc w h a t in the world is wrong with you to have made you ship that my dude—#or so i say; with the cursed knowledge that shortleg x yujiro is. uh. decently popular in some parts of the fandom#also not featured: senpaijiro; which i’m well aware only i ship as a crackship only bc it’s funny to me#ig there could also be eff tee four x lxl but i can’t think of anything for them sorry mans#too many guys yannow~~~~~~ but daizo is still the best of the ft4 x lxl ships no dip—#never forget the one time i saw a video with the phrase ‘kawaikute gomen anime’ in the title though.. stuff’s wildin’#lipxlip#it is suiyoubi my dudes#half the week is gone!!!!!!!!!! yayyyayayayayayayayayaaaayyyy
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⠀⠀⠀Aren’t You Me?
#⠀⠀🍒⠀⠀koqen⠀⠀/⠀⠀mbs⠀⠀#my QUEENS 💝💝💝 i love them so much omg#originally it was a lot more. yellow 😭? but then i was like ehhh and switched it up and here we are 🤗#i was thinking of the pinky colour of the first album post :o it was so gorginaoeis for jinjja#its kinda more their vibes (to me) than anyth connecting to like their lore ��😭 but mayb top + bottom middle are kinda otherworldly.. hm#I HAD2 OTHER IDEAS AS WELL i was gnna try red + black (card suit colours) or black and green (colour scheme before the b&w) but yeah#oomf these girlies are actually the best in the world i love them sm. you always eat 😢😢💝#THANKU FOR ASKINGGG i hope u like feel free to say What The Eff if it doesnt fit ur vision i will live and learn 🫡😊🫶#random moodboard#messy moodboard#purple moodboard#pink moodboard
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no, no, no why did i come across a Melvin saying mike cut his hair short because he’s no longer emo now that el’s back and eddie’s dead.
sure . eddie definitely has no influence in his life and the way he views himself at all.
#what the actual eff#I need to delete twitter.#first of all him growing out his hair and new style was him experimenting with different styles#As already confirmed#he was inspired by Eddie#him going back to dressing up with the clothes his mom always got him and cutting his hair is NOT a good sign#second of all#where did el come from?#mike explicitly said Hawkins didn’t feel the same because will wasn’t there#he felt he lost HIM#but leave it to melvins to make mike the most boring character in the world where his on#*his only issue is being insecure for being a nerd and /for some reason/ unable to say I love you for 2 whole seasons#and apparently hates his best friend
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Whenever I fuck up real bad in an online video game I pray none of my teammates are recording. Could you imagine being otherwise good at a game, but you accidentally make a really stupid mistake that one(1) time and you end up in a video of "worst players ever." This actually stresses me out way more than it should tell me I'm not the one worried about this
#txt.comfort#The main reason I stopped playing Tee Eff 2#D4ndy's World public servers are starting to really stress me out too#Esp when I fuck up as distractor I promise I'm normally good at this I don't know how that happened please don't make a video#about me titled “the worst goob ever”
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