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"Mrs. Hart's flowers aren't even that nice."
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I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#dev dimmadome#fop peri#fop cosmo#fop wanda#once again posting my doodles bc i have sooo many about Peri. I can't believe 1 glow up dragged me into hyperfixation brainrot hell so quic#gave Peri white to match his baby design and cause i think it looks nice. The fairies are tinkerbell size to me i think it's cute#son does the *slap the roof of a car* meme. Parents are impressed by his charisma#no one talk to me about the latest episode. I need them to make up and give Dev a hug right now!! Nooooooo i cant wait another week!!#my art
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If Timmy struggled with adjusting to magic because he was raised on earth, does that mean this is the reason Peri also struggles? Since in his early years he grew up on earth with his parents?
Yup! There's a multitude of reasons why Peri struggles so much, but they all lie in his origins. Peri was born from a wish! And Wishes, well. They're not meant to last long. Most wishes become unstable as the years go by, but Peri's persisted because he's an entire living being!
CosWan initially feared Peri wouldn't grow up properly, but he turned out nearly as fine as any other Fairy would! Probably!!
Growing up on Earth, being related to the VonStrangles, born from a 10 year old's wish, living past the lifespan of wishes, beyond that of humans... Each part is rather small, but when added together, it culminates into a very... very unstable baby.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#cosmo#fop peri#peri#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#fop wanda#wanda#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#asks#itty bitties fop au#ill have you know timmy held onto his consciousness until the moment jorgen bubbled peri and the baby boy fell asleep#timmy passed the FUCK out so fast afterwords haha. a bit too much of a blood loss that one.#ALSO YIPPIE END OF THIS SECOND BATCH#THERES 4 PARTS LEFT!!!#and then i can remove the 8 asks in my inbox about this aauhahehehe#man.#ough. slowly but surely im getting through them all guys!!!!#once all asks are cleared imma do a BIG celebration thingy when it opens up again !!!#ALSO ALSO#THE FORESHADOWS ARE SHADOWING#if you can pick up what im putting down
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been thinking about kid/teenage peri and the power he holds
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri fairywinkle cosma#fop irep#perirep#wanda fairywinkle cosma#cosmo cosma#senjart#as much as I like to make fun of him#thinking about his younger self dealing with stuff like his brother no longer remembering him#or the power he holds because hes both a fairywinkle and a cosma (or von strangle)#esp he’s the son of the fairy who’s the reason why babies were banned#makes me kinda sad#so I had this idea that after bottling everything up one day after a minor inconvenience he snapped and. well. enjoy the pics
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Fop redesigns for funsies but also bcs I saw some star heel boots and had to put Dale in them immediately.
#No Dev in this lineup simply bcs I cannot imagine him wearing anything but his cannon outfit#he has no sense of fashion or personal identity to pull an outfit from LOL#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#hazel wells#dale dimmadome#fop peri#fop cosmo#fop wanda#redesigns#outfit redesign#art#digital art#fanart#Im not gonna be using Dale or Peris redesigns bcs those arent things I see them wearing regularly they were more just fun explorations#Hazel Cosmo and Wanda im def using tho#I know I didnt change Wanda much but#I have a small but insane pet peeve where I cannot stand a characters pants and shirt being the same color.#So I made Hazels sweater more purple and changed her pants to a different and darker blue#Gave cosmo a more relaxed dad vibe while keeping it a button up#Wandas mostly the same I just mostly used her human outfit and changed her sneakers to boots#Peri has less visible fairy features than his parents because hes more insistent about hiding them#Also if Peri looks uncomfortable in his outfit it is because he is ♥#I wrote like an entire paragraph about Peris relationship with gender identity and how fairy society biology/gender binary comes in conflic#and then I pussied out of posting it so now all you get is peri looking kinda uncomfy in a skirt#The long story short of it tho is that Peri identifies as the human version of male#while the closest he can get to that in fairy society is kind of transfem#So dressing like that around other fairies is closer to making him feel himself but still not entirely right
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Being Emo Wanda’s girlfriend means you will always be her makeup test model. Every week she would come with a new eyeliner and lipstick to test on you. Of course you never complain about that, instead, it’s your opportunity to tease her.
Wanda sitting on your low belly, focus on doing her best makeup job on you, while you keep your hands on her thighs, with the excuse to help with her balance. Your hands going up to her waist, fingertips touching her bare skin that you once pulled her tshirt up a little.
She only says “Stop”, you smirk and ignore her words then she repeats “I know what you are doing. I said stop”. Her eyes darken and catches your gaze, waiting for your next move. You give a defiant look and start scratching her belly upwards but before your hands get on her breasts she takes your arms off her, holding tigh your wrists and bringing up to your head, pressing them on the mattress. “Are you gonna stop now?”, her raspy voice makes you whimper. “Hmm maybe, or maybe you will have to do better to make me stop”, she just raises her eyebrows and push the makeup away until you feel her entire body pressing yours.
#missing my emo girl#emo wanda maximoff#why is so nice to think about teasing emo Wanda#she is just a black cat#wanda maximoff#wanda x reader#wanda maxmoff x y/n#wlw#wanda x you#wanda maximoff fanfiction#lgbtq#wanda
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Agatha all along thoughts:
The way this show and WandaVision is tackling very real life issues while pouring over it a MCU sauce, is just *chef's kiss*.
That last scene.......wow.
I know we are only half way there but this show is doing the same masterfully executed thing that WandaVision did.
WandaVision was an amazing allegory about grief.
Aside Vision saying one of the best lines in the MCU. That scene when Wanda was completely overcome by the weight of her grief at the house and her power bursting out of her, that was a fantastic visual representation of grief.
Marvel powers used in a way not to defeat the villain but to showcase grief and it's overwhelming force.
I feel that's also what they are doing with Agatha and Rio. In that last scene, they both looked like mourning parents, where the loss of a child was the cause of their rupture. Trying (and failing) to breach the gap. All delivered in a very Marvel way off course.
But that distance and at the same time the intimacy, the anger, the desire, the love, the longing for what once was culminating in that intense hug and almost kiss......... I'm thoroughly enjoying the lesbians of it all, but like this show is GOOD!
#agatha all along#wandavision#agatha harkness#rio vidal#wanda maximoff#vision#nicholas scratch#dealing with grief#dealing with loss#dealing with trauma#being an asshole about it becoz Agatha IS an asshole#but it's so real#and#so good#the way they are basically mourning parents who can't really find each other in their grief#fantastic acting#fantastic writing#such a fantastic show#anyways#ready for more
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Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…
Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
Alice: Hold the fuck up.
Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.
Rio: I have an idea!
Jen: No murder.
Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.
Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Agatha: What do you mean?
Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Agatha: No.
Jen: That actually explains so much.
Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.
Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?
Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.
*later*
Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?
Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.
*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*
Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!
Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!
Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:
Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?
Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?
Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.
Rio: :)
Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.
Agatha: Here, I’ll try.
Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-
Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.
Agatha: The ends always justify the means!
Jen: Do you know who said that?
Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?
Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.
Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!
Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!
Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?
Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.
Lilia: I am at a loss for words!
Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.
Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:
Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*
Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.
Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!
Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.
Alice: There are two types of people.
Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)
Lilia: …three. Three types of people.
Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.
Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?
Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.
Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.
Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.
Alice: Do you trust me?
Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.
Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!
Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?
Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.
Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.
Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!
Teen: She WHAT?
Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!
Agatha: SEE?!
BONUS:
Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?
Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#teen agatha all along#billy kaplan#señor scratchy#agatha all along spoilers#Agatha all along incorrect quotes#alice “mommy issues” wu gulliver#agathario#we love our dangerous lesbians#we were robbed of alice getting to use her ex cop skills and I’m salty about it#agatha is a problem child#rio is a menace to society#they left her in jail#she broke out#I think I’m funny#found family#mentions of wanda maximoff and lorna wu#alice needs a damn hug#and so does teen (I can’t call him billy quite yet I don’t know why)#lilia is the friend-turned-mother-figure that alice and teen both desperately need (sorry agatha you don’t count right now)#tw: sex jokes#tw: violence jokes#really just tw: rio vidal#sometimes family is a traumatized teen; the stressed witch he designated as his pseudo mom; her psycho ex wife; her mlm friend;#a reluctant nepo baby with depression; and the crazy psychic grandma they found on the side of the road
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THE FINAL DEV-ELOPMENT part 7
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#Does Peri need to sneak around like that when he can just float?#No but he wants to be a bit dramatic you know?#also cosmo and wanda are trying so hard to be more strict about Peri not going to see Dev#but they phisically can't#fop#fop a new wish#fop anw#fairly oddparents#THE FINAL DEV-ELOPMENT#myart#dev dimmadome#peri cosma#cosmo cosma#wanda fairywinkle cosma
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Someone on tiktok was talking about how they knew Billy was Billy in Agatha All Along cus he was gay and ok sure he's famously one of marvels queer married couples, but then they went on to say that "if somehow Tommy came along and was gay, no that doesn't make sense. Tommy ally but not gay" and I haven't stop thinking about that since I seen it, I get comics are daunting but this hurts what do you mean! He's canonically bisexual. The fandom joke is Wanda is incapable of making a straight kid! AHHH
#comics#marvel comics#tiktok#tommy shepherd#tommy maximoff#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#agatha all along#mcu#not to be one of those people but PLEASE READ A COMIC! OF GOOGLE? ITS FREE HE ISNT STRAIGHT! AHHHHHH#im dramatic but also... not.#marvel characters#marvel cinematic universe#speed#wiccan#i didnt go through the thinkfast break up for people to think tommy is straight#wanda is incapable of making straight children#vision too like viv aint straight either#idk about vin thought so ill leave him to the people who have read about him#bisexual
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You ever realize that Wanda and Cosmo are always willing to tell Timmy that they love him and are proud of him??? Like Wanda's constantly calling Timmy cute pet names like sport or sweetie or hun and she's always quick to tell him that she loves him. And Cosmo he's always up to hang out with Timmy and always gives him his undivided attention and is Timmy's go to for mischievous fun????
Like these fairies take the time to do things with Timmy, they're always jumping at the chance to be around him and spend time with him. They're affectionate towards him. Constantly hugging Timmy or rubbing his back or shoulders in a comforting manner. And when Timmy makes a mistake and owns up to it and apologizes Wanda and Cosmo are always so quick to tell him how proud they are of him. They tuck him into bed, and sit with him when he's anxious and give his forehead little kisses. Wanda's always ready to fight a bitch for Timmy and Cosmo's always ready to defend and protect him.
They're always standing up for him, and stay with him even when Timmy's having a bad day or he's in one of his moods. Whenever something happens or someone nearly gets hurt Wanda and Cosmo's first reaction is "Where's Timmy? We have to get Timmy." And if he's hurt or taken from them they're immediately in tears or in despair because they can't take their boy, not their wonderful boy away from them. It literally breaks their hearts.
Like these two magical creatures love this boy to bits and pieces and it's so clear that Timmy isn't the only one who's deeply attached to the couple. Cosmo and Wanda don't just see Timmy as another job. They've invested themselves so deeply into Timmy Turner's life and well-being that they'd essentially claimed him as one of their own. Like that's just so fucking beautiful when you think about it. When you think about Timmy, and how he thinks that no one wants him or wants to have him in their lives only to have Cosmo and Wanda be like "Fuck em, we want you. Flaws and all kiddo, till the end of time."
Like they kill me dude, literally sobbing right now thinking about them.
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#fop wanda#fop cosmo#fop timmy#wanda fairywinkle cosma#wanda cosma#cosmo cosma#timmy turner#cosmo and wanda#wanda and cosmo#listen to me I'm so normal about them
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We’ve (rightly) talked about how great Peri’s design is but we have not talked enough about Cosmo’s human design
Giving him a dad bod and a tourist fit? The Flipflops? The socks with sandals? The bowling shirt? The silly star sunglasses? The green and purple? Chefs kiss no notes
#original#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#I’m not sorry for the abundance of fairly Oddparents posting recently#you knew what you were signing up for when you followed me#my random hyperfixtations#Wanda’s human form is also great#but I wanted to talk about cosmo’s#because I’m obsessed with it#he’s so cringe fail male wife and I love that for him#it’s so simple but so good#also I love the star glasses it’s such a good way to keep the star motif from their wands
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It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?
Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.
Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.
Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop peri#fop blonda#fop schnozmo#cosmo#wanda#peri#blonda#schnozmo#asks#avarus of the west#itty bitties fop au#ive decided that worms on strings are real fairy creatures and theyre used like fox coats in fairy world. lots of implications for this.#you know how kids seem to flock towards the least capable adult for some reason and cling onto them despite the adult trying to avoid them?#peri and schnozmo <3#schnozmo taught peri how to give a convincing lie and how to be charismatic enough to avoid trouble#peri and blonda are like 2 peas in a pod!#peri's very receptive to her dramatic flairs and eccentrics. blonda loves spending lots of her money into getting him elaborate outfits#blonda helped peri with his opening lines for when he met his first godchild. she refined schnozmo's charisma in Peri#MEANWHILE ON TIMMYS END#timmy already has opinions about blonda and schnozmo#theyre neither good nor bad but he cares not for drama and doesn't like that schnozmo's a chronic liar#but he does like that he has caring relatives now! they show up to his celebrations and gives him thoughtful gifts and advice. its nice.#timmy has never told peri about schnozmo's past as a conartist. he knows that schnozmo's doing his best to fix himself for the better#so hes not going to ruin that by telling peri and others about his past
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I'm here to ask normal questions, such as: DO YOU THINK ANTI-COSMO KEPT DRESSING LIKE A GIRL AFTER THAT ONE MOMENT IN FAIRLY ODDLYMPICS. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES CROSSDRESSING!!! DO YOU THINK HE FEELS PRETTY WHEN HE DOES,..!!!
I'M SO NORMAL (BONUS COMIC UNDER CUT)
#I'm so normal about men who crossdress TRUST ME#my art#art#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents fanart#fop#fop anw#fop a new wish#fop fanart#fop anti cosmo#fop anti wanda#anti cosmo#anti wanda#anti coswan#comic#100
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Mommy wanda when I'm giving her the best head of her life
#i think about this a lot#i think I'm very funny okay#She's so hot i orgasmed#Mommy#Mommyontopofme#elizabeth olsen#elizabeth olsen x reader#lizzie olsen#elizabeth olsen x y/n#wanda maximoff#mommy wanda#wanda maximoff x reader#dark!wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff fanfiction#wanda maximoff smut
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you know what I would really like to see from a season 2 of a new wish?
an episode/multiple episode arc where peri tries out human life with his parents and he’s super anxious and trying to do everything exactly right, while cosmo and wanda are way more lenient
(im imagining a scene where cosmo is dancing in the supermarket and peri is like “NO DAD YOURE GONNA GET US FOUND OUT” (to outsiders it just looks like a teenager getting embarrassed by his dad))
and eventually he learns that it’s okay to be weird and awkward and silly sometimes and making mistakes is actually more human than painstakingly following social rules all the time
#THIS CONCEPT IS SO VIVID IN MY HEAD PLEASE#I also like the idea of peri’s human outfit being more formal than his parents (he looks like a gay substitute teacher)#and maybe throughout the episode his hair/outfit get just slightly messier to show his character development#I just think we need more family interactions between these three!! they didn’t know where he was for 10000 years!!!#they’re gonna have stuff to talk about!!!#peri def has anxiety!!!!!#joey says some sh#fop#fop a new wish#fop peri#fopanw#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fairly oddparents#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#episode concept
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