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violenteconomics · 3 months ago
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as a prank, ace and epel start referring to their upperclassmen as members of their family rather than by name — when they're not actually talking to their upperclassmen, of course — just to see how long it will take them to notice. and after a while, the other freshmen start doing it, too.
ace is the first one to come up with this idea. he think it's a harmless little thing, a prank that'll cause plenty of mayhem but won't get him in any serious trouble. so he starts referring to cater and trey as his dad and mom respectively, and riddle as his uptight, no-nonsense older brother.
("one time i saw my brother try to put one of mom's tart into like a ziplock bag to save it for later, and when he took it out like two days afterwards, it fell apart immediately and he started bawling, ha ha! my dad got the whole thing on camera and shared it with me — i can show you if you want.")
he ropes epel in on the plan. epel is a little more hesitant, but seeing this as a way to get back at vil, even in a small way, he agrees to it. vil is now "ma" and rook is now "pa". people do start to wonder why he still uses he/him pronouns to refer to his supposed mother, but they decide not to question it too much.
("a few months ago, my pa told me a story about how one time my ma was trying to comb his hair, only for his comb to get stuck. so he got another comb to get the first one out, and that ended up getting stuck, too. five combs later, and peepaw had to rush him to the barber for an emergency haircut. it was pretty funny, but now i'm left wondering how pa even knew that story... hold on, i need to check my bathroom mirror for cameras, excuse me.")
surprisingly, deuce catches on pretty quickly, and he starts thinking maybe it's a new dorm policy. he doesn't know why, or why nobody else seems to be doing it, but ace seems pretty sure of himself, so he starts doing it, too, if a bit awkwardly.
("my brother always gets on my case for my bad grades. it's a little frustrating, but he only does it because he cares. my dad tutors me whenever he can, but he's not very good at studying, either. but whenever i do get good grades on my report card, my mom makes me egg tarts!")
yuu starts after they ask ace about it, and thinking it's a good prank, they decide to join in on a little mischief. so they start referring to all the teachers as their "dad". it makes people really confused, because they assume they only have one dad, two at most, but "dad" seems to change personalities every single time they talk about him.
("i was helping my dad do paperwork the other day, except we didn't get anything done and spent the entire evening playing solitaire and making dog puns."
"i was filling my dad's basketballs for him for his next game, whilst simultaneously helping him rework his pick-up lines that he's going to use on rsa's 'hot librarian' — his words, not mine. it was... a weird experience."
"i was feeding my dad's cat a couple of days ago, but i guess i fed him too much, because he's just a ball with limbs now. it's fine, though — it's not like my dad actually goes anywhere. too old for that, y'know?")
ortho is up next. idia's already ortho's brother, so he can't really do anything with that, but he really wants in on the average teenage experience of pranking your peers. so he starts referring to literally every upperclassmen he knows as his "brother". this is when everyone starts to realize that something's wrong, because some of things ortho says can not apply to idia in any reality.
("my brother is so talented! he's so good at talking to people, and making them sign contracts with him, and convincing them to invest in his restaurant... gosh, i wish i could be as good at communicating as him!")
jack is, unsurprisingly, very unamused when he figures out what the others are doing, but he doesn't try to stop them. but after a few weeks of exposure, and jack starts unconsciously doing it, too, which the others don't point out to him because they think it's absolutely hilarious.
("my brother didn't show up to morning practice, again, so my other brother and i went lookin' for him, and we ended up findin' him in a tree. obviously, my brother and i can't climb as well as my eldest bro can, so my brother just... threw a spelldrive disk at him. to get him out of the tree. and then we had to rush him to the infirmary because now he had a concussion. i don't... i don't know why he thought that would work.")
sebek is the last hold-over. not only is he unamused by this prank — and frankly very aghast when he realizes that jack has also been infected by it — but he's also really repressed and will do literally whatever it takes to not sully his image in the eyes of diasomnia. of course, with enough wear and tear, this doesn't last very long.
("ugh. my brother fell asleep on the road AGAIN! i swear, so many people have tripped over him, i'll be surprised if he hasn't broken any ribs yet.")
ace and epel think all of this is extremely funny, so they all keep trucking along with it with nobody noticing for a couple of weeks. it's all fine and dandy until the first-years are out on the town during the weekend, and deuce gets involved in a really bad carriage crash.
at the hospital, deuce starts deliriously asking for his older brother to take him home. but when the receptionist checks his familial records, they're really confused because deuce never even had a brother.
unfortunately, ace knows exactly who deuce is talking about, and awkwardly spends the next 30 minutes trying to get a hold of riddle over the phone.
the awkwardness doesn't end as riddle actually gets to the hospital, and the doctor smiles and says, "you must be mr spade's big brother."
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mochinomnoms · 30 days ago
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If requests are open...👉👈
I was thinking of a scenario, you know how Yuu was isekai'd pretty late into the educational track (US High School/UK College kinda late), that's a lot of years of basic education that their missing. I can imagine them getting tutoring from say, Riddle, Azul or even Jamil (though if you can think of anyone else in this scenario, go nuts) and he just...kinda makes a comment about like, "How can you not know about The Chess Wars, Yuu? This is Primary School level stuff"! Or something and Yuu just...loses it on him. Kinda in a "Do you have ANY idea how smart I am to be keeping my head above water when Grims dragging it down, I've got YEARS of schooling to catch up on AND my job working for Crowly!? Let me ask you about any part of MY worlds history and see how smart you are"
Or something. This has been an idea in my head for a while and words are hard today...💦
(I write NRC a college/university level so that's how this will be written as)
“This is basic history! Really Prefect,” Ace never failed to make fun of you, and lately he'd been focusing in on your abysmal grades. “Even Juice knows about the Chess Wars! And he's skipped like, all of middle school!”
Deuce glared at Ace kicked him out from under the table, though Riddle actually seemed to agree with him.
“I do have to admit, Ace is correct. Prefect, even students like Ruggie and Epel know the basics, this is inexcusable of a student of Night Raven College!”
Riddle had his arms cross, tapping a finger on his arm impatiently as you looked off to the side with a blank expression. Grim was, to no one's surprise, asleep in their lap.
Of course, Grim's 'responsibility' were the magic based classes. The Prefect had, literally, everything else.
“…Well? What do you even have to say for yourself?” Riddle narrowed his eyes at them, huffing.
“.....Back home I was smart, you know.” It was a soft mumble, barely audible, which made Riddle angrier.
“Speak up! You're not a child, you can enunciate—”
“—I was smart, Riddle! I was really fucking smart!” A sudden bang of your fists on the table startled the other three and awoke Grim.
“W-w-wha—wha' happ—”
“I had my school paid for with academic scholarships! I was awarded on the Dean's List for being one of the best students at my old university! I bet if you came to my world, you'd have just as much trouble, maybe even more!”
You jabbed a finger at Riddle, growing louder and louder in your self-righteousness.
“You don't know about the world wars! You don't know about our ancient history and gods! You're great at alchemy, but I bet you'd be getting yelled at by my version of Crewel for not being able to recognize the periodic table! I mean, can you even understand my position? Or do you guys just like having someone to look down on to make yourselves feel better!”
At this point, your voice was echoing in the library, the steps of the librarian growing louder as he approached you.
“You know what? I don't want your help, I don't think I want to even be around you guys! Not if you're going to belittle me for being forcibly plucked from the only world I've ever known into your shitty own! Deuce, I meet me at my dorm if you get tired from being around two condescending asses!”
Before the librarian could kick you out, you'd grabbed your things and marched out, ignoring his chastising as you marched out of the building.
Riddle was, of course, incredibly red. Though, his lips were pursed in a way that made it unclear if it was from his usual rage, or from guilty embarrassment. Ace looked baffled, clicking his tongue and pouting.
“Geez, it was just a joke…you know it was, right Deuce?”
“I mean, I kinda get what they're saying…”
Few wanted to admit that they did get a bit of satisfaction in being 'smarter' than someone else, and that you were the easiest target for that. Plus, no one wanted to admit that they forgot that you came from another world. It was a reminder that you'd have to go back eventually.
Gossip from that conversation spread like wildfire among the student body. Riddle was, of course, embarrassed and giving a gentle talking to by Trey after hearing about it from Cater. Though, he wasn't nearly as gentle to Ace, who didn't have the grades to back up his talk. Deuce did his best to support you in his own way, which was mostly sharing the notes and feedback he'd gotten from Riddle, at least until you were back on speaking terms with him.
Some of the other students started approaching you after a little while. Offering you a spot in their own study group, letting you ask the 'stupid' questions without those extra snide comments, though some of them have to remind themselves to shut their mouths. It takes awhile for you to talk to Ace and Riddle again, but once you do and resume your study sessions, Riddle is softer and Ace just a bit kinder.
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adrianasunderworld · 1 year ago
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TwstxStardew Valley au!
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Yuu inherited the Ramshackle farm from their grandfather. It's located in the little town of Night Raven in the Valley of Sages. Shortly after moving in, they find a cat called Grim. Now it's up to Yuu to restore the farm and town to it's former glory. All the characters are the townsfolk, all the staff are the ones that run the local businesses, and Crowley is the mayor. And all the students are the marriage candidates.
Sam runs the general store, but unlike Pierre he's pretty cool. Vargas is the blacksmith. Trien is the librarian, and his cat hangs out amongst the shelves. Crewel I was thinking we have a new business that is the local clothing store where you can buy the bag upgrade from him and instead of the sewing machine being in Emily's house, it's in the shop. So all that stuff would be in one place.
Kalim as the resident animal lover I can see being the one that sells you your farm animals. Maybe his business is a branch of his parents much larger business that he runs and Jamil is his employee.
I feel like it goes without saying that Idia is the Sebastian here. He's the freelance programmer living in his parents basement, and Ortho Is his kid brother you see running around town that always tells Yuu about how cool his brother actually is.
Silver lives with his veteran dad in their little cottage in the woods outside your farm, they like living off the land out there. I can also see Lilia and Baul as the ones that run the adventurers guild. Maybe the Zigvolt family dental clinic is also in town and Sebek works there. And in that same vein, maybe Mrs. Rosehearts is the town doctor and her son, Riddle, is her assistant. She's planned everything out that Riddle will become a doctor like her and take over the clinic one day.
Epel is still a farm boy here, it feels right, he's in his element in this au. The Felmiers run an orchard on the opposite side of town. His granny used to know your grandpa, and maybe Farmer Yuu can buy fruit tree saplings from them.And of course get a good price on the apple ones.
Deuce is the former town delinquent that lives with his single mom. He's doing his best to turn their life around, he grew out of his old ways and wants to do better. I can see his heart events being about people assuming he's going to cause trouble because of his old habits and Deuce having to prove he's not that little teenage punk anymore. And instead of Idia/Sebastian, Deuce is the one that takes you on the motorcycle date if you romance him.
Mostro Lounge is the equivalent of the Stardrop Saloon, and Azul is th owner with the tweels working for him.
Malleus I can see being the one that lives in the wizard tower in the woods outside your farm. He's studied magic all his life because it's all he's ever known. But he wants very badly to interact with the town and the villagers, but everyone tends to stay away. The only exceptions being Lilia, Silver, and Sebek. That is until Yuu moves in and discovers his tower, and once Malleus helps them understand the Juiminos in the community center, they become better friends.
@mangacupcake @marrondrawsalot @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind
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fair-night-starry-tears · 8 months ago
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Okay I’ll shade after I do all y’all’s Yuu’s as trainers
@adrianasunderworld - Isabelle Rosa!
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Ps the outfit palette is from Flora from winx club. And the entire theme if a librarian to fit the character. Also that’s a heal Pokeball in her hand.
@adrianasunderworld @mangacupcake @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind @skboba-stars @nproduction626 @rose-tea-and-strawberries @anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @achy-boo @abyssthing198 @zexal-club @liviavanrouge
(I’ll probably refix the entire thing, I’ll think about it)
1/13 trainers to do! AND YES IM WILLING TO DO THIS
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ye-local-simp · 2 years ago
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Can I request Diasomnia finding Yuu in the library searching for any books that are familiar to the ones they had in their home land and coming up short?
[Diasomnia finding Yuu in the Library]
Malleus:
Lilia:
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- Malleus loves to hang out in the library since it is quiet and mostly desolate, so it wasn't a surprise to see him hanging out there.
- But he was surprised to see you, he thought that by now, you would be hanging out with Ace, Deuce and Grim.
-Not like he minds, he actually really likes your company anyways.
-When you tell him that you are finding stories that are similar to your homeland.
-He tells you that if you managed to find one, you two can read it together, and he can listen to your reading voice forever.
Silver:
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-He was only looking for Malleus but he found you on the ladder and he found that this was his chance to really scare.
-And so he does, his upside down face appears out of nowhere, almost knocking you off the ladder, but don't worry, he will use magic to ensure you do not lose balance.
- Lilia only casually asks what you are doing and when you tell him that you are finding stories that are similar to your homeworld, he gets excited.
-He is an ancient fae so he had heard so many stories, if not maybe even all.
-So hearing new ones makes him very enthusiastic so when he listens to you speak, he is literally all ears.
Sebek:
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-Silver was only there because he knew that the librarian would probably wake him up, plus it was safer since NRC is the NRC.
-But he sees you searching for something so naturally he wants to know what that is about.
-When you tell him that you are looking for stories, he is curious.
-What's so different about the stories here and in your home?
-When you find a book that is a lot like the stories from your home.
-You read it to him while he sits next to you.
-Unfortunately though, you only made him fall asleep faster than let him use his imagination.
- He was probably looking for Malleus but he sees you instead.
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-You are a close friend of Malleus, may be you would know or at least know where Lilia went.
-But he was curious why you were looking so hard in the stories and history section, he thought that he might have forgotten homework.
-He needed to ask, but of course his tone startled you.
-When you explained that what you are looking for doesn't even have anything to do with school, he is intrigued.
-Is this a form of improving yourself.
-when you tell him about the stories of your home, he wants to to hear more stories, even though he won't even admit it.
-Even though the protagonists or even antagonists sound extremely powerful, they can never compare to Malleus-sama.
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h0neybane · 24 days ago
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evelyn's to-do list!
HIIII im writing my to-do list for real!!! this will consist of all my oc/au/series/story/etc ideas and will constantly be updated as i start finishing things up and coming up with new ideas! FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS ANY OF THESE W/ ME I'D BE HAPPY TO TALK ABT THEM cw for: death, alcohol, addiction, rabies
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Stories/Series Concepts:
╰┈➤ NRC School Myths: A series of stories about school myths at Night Raven College, their origins, and truths, told in second-person point of view where you are Yuu. A mystery/drama/horror series, a bit similar to Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun. ⊹₊ ⋆╰┈┈➤ 1. The Ghosts of the Woods: In 1953, two best friends of the Ramshackle Dorm, one human and one dog beastman, have a falling out in the midst of november of their second year. The dog beastman contracted rabies from a bat while on a walk, his behavior escalating in aggression in the coming days. In their most explosive argument in the woods behind NRC, the dog beastman bit the human. In a moment of clarity, the dog beastman cried out in remorse, and the two wept as they held their final converastion. They both died in the woods that day. With a story told through the form of tall tales and dusty photographs in the attic of Ramshackle, it's up to Yuu to find out what really happened all those years ago. ╰┈➤ Whalefall (also an AU kinda): In which whales have magic imbued in them, and the eradication of them on earth through whaling begins to cause environmental catastrophy. When Yuuki, a young girl who was adopted into a family living in a coastal town, gets suddenly transported to Twisted Wonderland, she begins to learn that she's not as normal as she thinks— and not as human either. With the help of the Octotrio and some other mer at NRC, Yuuki finds out exactly what she is, and exactly why her home-world is doomed. A mystery/drama series. ╰┈➤ Bent on Bitterness: In which an NRC professor and the RSA librarian find companionship in each other through a shared love (read: addiction) of alcohol, first finding each other in a dingy bar in the port town of Sage Island. A bittersweet (unrequited?) romance series.
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OCs:
╰┈➤ Salmon/Tuna Mermaids: Inspired by that one drawing: a salmon mermaid and a tuna mermaid who fall in love with each other, just to be ripped apart by the salmon mermaid's nature.
╰┈➤ Parapuzosia Seppenradensis Merman: A merman of an ancient, now extinct species of Nautilus. Cursed all the way back in the age of gods, he wakes up in modern-day Twisted Wonderland, having to face the fact that he is the last left of not only his family, but his entire species.
╰┈➤ Eastern Red Bat Beastman: i just wanted to make another cute dessert oc LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
╰┈➤ Mosquito Vampire Fairy: A diurnal fairy (the small kind) that "works" (read: messes around) inside the botanical gardens at NRC. Mischevious and sarcastic, she's Aprilla Belrose's rival and eventual love interest.
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AUs:
╰┈➤ TWST Kuutei Dragons AU (with Evleo!!): Based on the manga 'Kuutei Dragons' or 'Drifting Dragons,' a crew of drakers (dragon hunters) take to the skies in their air ship, explore the world, and make some delicious food. At the center of this story is the Night Raven Draking ship, captained by run-away prince Leona Kingscholar and sponsored and named after Night Raven University. Evelyn, newly-graduated from NRU and a dragon biologist, joins the crew of the Night Raven Draking Ship after Crowley, headmaster of NCU, finally gets off his ass for once and does something productive, reccomending her to Leona. This AU will be open to other peoples OCs!! It will also include every single TWST character possible!
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thats all for now!! going to update this whenever i need to
@taruruchi @honeyedpearcrushh @teighveepao @boopshoops @scint1llat3
@h2llish @viperbunnies @buttholesparkles @oya-oya-okay @cheerleaderman
@qsoap @angelwishess @gimmeurmoneyagh
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serialadoptersbracket · 10 months ago
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Round 1, Match 2: Flynn Carsen and Eve Baird vs. Keishin Ukai
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Submitted kids:
Flynn Carsen and Eve Baird: Jake Stone, Cassandra Cillian, Ezekiel Jones
Keishin Ukai: Shouyou Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, Tadashi Yamaguchi, Kei Tsukishima, Hitoka Yachi, Chikara Ennoshita, Kazuhito Narita, Hisashi Kinoshita, Yuu Nishinoya, Ryuunosuke Tanaka, Asahi Azumane, Koushi Sugawara, Kiyoko Shimizu, Daichi Sawamura
Propaganda under the cut!
Flynn Carsen and Eve Baird:
Flynn is the Librarian, a genius in charge of protecting the world from magic. Eve Baird is assigned to be his Guardian, a combination of brawn and common sense to keep his feet on the ground. As it turns out, she spends most of her time corralling the junior Librarians--Jake, Cass, and Ezekiel.
--One time Eve and Flynn have a 'fake' argument to distract airport security and it turns into a real argument about how he's always leaving her alone with 'the kids'
Keishin Ukai:
One day ur a lonely 20-something working at the local corner store, the next ur a single dad and rookie coach to 14 wayward teenagers.
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meltedbluecaterpillar · 3 months ago
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I was wondering, would your TWST OC be based on the caterpillar?
Hello, Maru. I want to draw it out… Eventually… But I think the blue caterpillar would be a librarian who assists in the students checking out books and returning them. Smoking breaks with the other teachers… It sounds pleasant.
I have only seen one blue caterpillar OC I think… Or the OC was a mix of different characters, including the blue caterpillar. I wish the character was a bit more popular. He was always my favorite since I’ve seen the movies and even when I read the book. I have not decided on a gender… Which is why I struggle.
I have a chimera body, that takes many shapes and forms. So it has become difficult to settle in a box. I could easily change the OC anytime… But that also means I have to draw it… I am… Lazy.
I do have TWST OCs I usually post on Twitter or not at all. Davey Jones, Tigger, Mad Madame Mim, Lotso Huggin Bear, my Twst Yuu… Some of them I haven’t posted at all. But… I just feel shy about drawing sometimes. Lately I’ve been drawing my self ship for another fandom… I will share my OCs some time… Maybe…
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leaderpinhead · 1 year ago
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Riddle - Height Differences
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Riddle hummed. As much as he loathed to admit it, this particular…conundrum was beyond his expertise. “It would seem we are in need of the librarian.” 
Yuu hummed along with him. Grim voiced a loud yawn at their knees. “You can’t use magic to get the book?” 
“Normally, I would,” Riddle admitted, “but the rules specifically prohibit the use of magic in this section. Some of the books are so old, using magic could potentially disintegrate the pages.” 
Yuu hummed again. Riddle sighed. “Wait just a moment. I’ll return with the librarian.” 
“But we’re nearly at the back of the library.” 
“Better we not risk injury attempting to climb the shelves,” Riddle argued. “I’ve seen plenty of other students think they were capable of retrieving a book themselves and suffer the consequences. I’ll only be a moment.” 
“Don’t worry about it.” Grim yowled when Yuu lifted him off the ground. “Fetch, Grim.” 
Grim aggressively kicked his legs. “What do you think I am! Some kinda arm extension?” 
Yuu lifted Grim higher, letting the monster cat balance on the palm of his hands. “Hush and grab that book already.” 
Grim grumbled but snatched the book from the shelf. Still balancing on Yuu’s hands, Grim dropped the book into Riddle’s waiting hands. The feline monster huffed and propped his paws on his hips. “There. Is there anything else you need while I'm up here?” 
Riddle hummed, tucking the book under one arm. “Actually, if you don’t mind, could you please retrieve the fifth volume of War in the Queendom of Roses?” 
“That almanac right there looks pretty promising too.” 
“Perhaps you could also—.” 
“How many paws do you two think I have!” Riddle and Yuu both shushed Grim for being so loud. He grumbled some more and snatched up the books they pointed at. Riddle glared when the monster recklessly tossed the books down at him. “Here! Take your books. Now, put me down!” 
Yuu didn’t place Grim back on the ground, but instead transferred him to ride on his shoulders. Grim huffed but didn’t seem to mind riding on the prefect’s shoulders, draping across the top of his head like a hood. Riddle handed over half the books when Yuu offered to help carry them. 
He eyed Grim while they walked back towards the front of the library. “Despite his disgruntlement, Grim seemed fairly easy to convince into cooperating. If you don't’ mind me asking, how often have you two done that?” 
“Done what?” Yuu asked. He patted one of Grim’s back paws, which Grim twitched with a rumbling protest. “Used Grim as an arm extender?” 
“For lack of any other description, yes.” 
“We do it all the time.” Yuu’s casual response made Riddle blink. “I’m not exactly the tallest person on campus, and I don’t have magic to levitate things to me.” 
“And that’s not...” Riddle briefly paused. “That doesn’t bother you?” 
“I really envy you guys sometimes, but I’ve come to accept my non-magic existence.” 
“Not that,” Riddle insisted. His fingers restlessly tapped against the book spines. “Being...vertically challenged.” 
Yuu shook his head. “I don’t have a problem with being short. It’s inconvenient sometimes, but there’s always a solution to whatever issue I'm facing. Why do you think I've trained Grim to fetch things from high shelves?” 
“You better give me an extra can of tuna later,” Grim chimed in. He batted a paw against Yuu’s forehead. “I don’t do all this for free, you know.” 
Riddle’s eyes flicked up to the top of the shelves they passed. As they ventured closer to the front, more books began levitating off the higher shelves and traveling along with them, summoned to the front counter by the librarian. His eyes slowly drifted back to Yuu. “So you use your height as a means to practice critical thinking.” 
Yuu’s shoulders bobbed, making Grim jump. “I guess so? I’ve never really thought of it that way. I just do whatever I need to keep moving forward.” 
Riddle hummed. "An interesting perspective. Perhaps I should be more proactive in similar situations. My returning to the front desk, retrieving the librarian, and returning to you would have wasted valuable study time.” 
“I would have thought you already did that.” 
Riddle stopped mid-step. Yuu took a few more steps before recognizing he had stopped. The prefect half turned back to him. Riddle felt his face grow hotter. “What exactly do you mean by that?” 
Yuu tilted his head, making Grim tilt sideways with him. “Well, I mean, you’re short too.” 
Riddle’s face grew even hotter. His fingers gripped the books tightly. “And do you think that makes me incapable of performing to the same standards as taller individuals?" 
“Uh.” Yuu’s eyebrows shot up his forehead. “No?” 
“Then why would you even bring it up?” 
“Because I think you’re smarter than me?” Yuu held up his hands in surrender. “We’re in the same boat here, Riddle. I’d like to think if it came to sink or swim, we’d patch up the boat first and make it to land.” 
Just as quickly as the heat had infused his cheeks, it dissipated. Riddle blinked as he processed Yuu’s words. “I suppose you are right. Forgive me for being so reactionary.” 
“It’s cool.” Yuu dropped his hands. He waited for Riddle to catch up to him, and Riddle couldn’t help a momentary wave of embarrassment. “I can get where you’re coming from. Most students like to go after the fact that I have no magic, but I've had a few comment on my height. Floyd literally calls me a shrimp.” 
Riddle huffed, but he couldn’t help feeling a stronger kinship with the prefect on the topic of Floyd’s theatrics. “If he ever gives you a difficult time, don’t hesitate to seek me out. I have plenty of experience handling Floyd at this point.” 
“Thanks, but I think I'm good.” Yuu shot him a grin. “If he gets too persistent, I just point out every time he smacks his head against the top of a doorframe.” 
Yuu’s teasing shouldn’t have been so amusing, but it made Riddle laugh loud enough to earn his own shush from a nearby study group. 
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nem0-nee · 1 year ago
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It is I yuus-sentient-teddy
Firstly, I really can't wait to see where The Twitcher's Column goes! There's mystery (OHHHH MY GOD I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT MISS WARDEN MEANT BY HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JOURNALISM CLUB)! The myserious librarian! And TMA influence (I just finished #80, I am slowly getting there ;w;)!
Secondly, I've been thinking about this after reading Miss Warden's UM description. Would she be able to look through the eyes of, say, a stuffed animal? 👀
Heya once again!! Glad to see a familiar face >:DD
I'm just as excited as you when it comes to the column!! Still working out some things here and there lore-wise, but we're getting there?! As much as I'd love to tell you more, all I can say is that you'll just have to wait and see 😉 
Best of luck with TMA... Seeing that you just finished S2... I hope you're ready for the remaining 3 seasons ;v;
Buuut to now finally get to your question, that's a fantastic question to ask. Eliza can definitely use her UM through the plastic beady eyes of toys. An eye is an eye after all? Though I suppose the difficulty comes through whether that stuffed animal is inanimate or not...
Let's just say our dear librarian here gets motion sickness if the eye she's looking through is "in motion." It's basically like trying to watch a shaky video, which can be quite difficult 💀
Anyway, thank you for stopping by with this ask, it was a pleasure to read and think through :D
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aeoki · 2 years ago
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School Festival ☆ Tamayori’s Haunted Dollhouse - Chapter 2
Location: Secret Room (Yumenosaki) Characters: Sora, Natsume & Tsumugi
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Sora: HaHa~♪ Knock, knock ♪ Sora will knock on the door before entering!
HiHi~♪ Master~ are you there? Please answer Sora if you are~
Tsumugi: Oh, Sora-kun. Hello~♪
Sora: HuHu~♪ Hello, Senpai! Sora will return the greeting when greeted ♪ 
Umm, where’s Master~? Is it just you, Senpai?
Tsumugi: Yes, Natsume-kun isn’t here yet. The “Secret Room” is something like his own private room, so I’m worried he’ll be in a bad mood when he comes back.
Sora: HeHe~ Come to think of it, why is Senpai here?
Tsumugi: I was organising the underground archive as it’s part of what a student librarian does. I thought I could check in on Natsume-kun while I’m at it, so I peeked into the “Secret Room”.
But I couldn’t find Natsume-kun inside… I figured he might be doing an experiment further in, but the moment I stepped foot inside, you came along, Sora-kun.
You have something you wanted to talk to Natsume-kun about, right? If you don’t mind sharing with me, I’ll be happy to lend an ear.
Sora: Thank you very much! Actually, Sora met Yuu-chan and Hina-chan and we were talking about the “School Festival”!
They asked if “Switch” will be taking part… So, Sora came to ask Master~ if we are or not!
Tsumugi: Hmm~ I can’t say anything since I haven’t asked Natsume-kun about it, but I’ve never heard him bring up the topic of the “School Festival” before.
The festival is almost here as well. Perhaps he has no intentions of taking part.
Well, it’ll be my last “School Festival”, so it would be nice if I could make nice memories with everyone~
If I said that to him, he’d probably say to me, “We’re taking part just for you to make nice memories, Senpai?”.
I would also feel bad dragging everyone in to fulfil my selfish wish. 
Besides, if I’m not taking part, I can walk around and see what my friends are doing for the festival and make memories that way.
Sora: Senpai is an important comrade~ Please don’t feel bad dragging us into fulfilling your wish!
No, it’s because you’re our comrade! Sora wants you to involve us more~♪
Sora wants to take part in the “School Festival” more than anything! Sora wants to make nice memories with Master~, Senpai and everyone else…☆
Tsumugi: Sora-kun… There, there, you truly are a kind child.
I’m sure Natsume-kun would simply say no if I were to ask him, though. But if you were the one asking him, he probably won’t turn your request down, Sora-kun.
Sora: HoHo~♪ Then, Sora will ask Master~!
Natsume: Good Afternoon ♪
Sora: Ah, Master~! Perfect timing! Sora has a request for Master~♪
Natsume: HmM, what sort of requeST? If it’s a request from yOU, I’ll grant it to the best of my capabilitiES.
Sora: Umm, Sora was talking about the “School Festival” with Hina-chan and Yuu-chan just before!
We want to take part in the “School Festival”! Is “Switch” going to be in the “School Festival”?
Natsume: No, I hadn’t intended on taking part in the “School Festival”, so I didn’t submit an applicatiON.
Sora: Master~ We can’t take part? Sora wants to take part in the “School Festival” and make lots of fun memories with Master~, Senpai and everyone else~♪
Natsume: HmM… It’s somewhat difficult since it’s right before the “School Festival”, buT it’s a request from none other thAN Sora.
The Student Council has told me I need to submit a report on our activitiES and I had to think about our achievements within the school as weLL.
…AlrigHT, let’s take part in tHE “School Festival”.
Sora: Really? Yaaay, now Senpai can make good memories! HaHiHuHeHo~♪
Natsume: AhaHA. You’re so adorable jumping about like thAT ♪
Tsumugi: You’re going to make nice memories with us too, I see~ I’m moved by your kindness, Natsume-kun~♪
Natsume: ………… *Punches Tsumugi in the stomach*
Tsumugi: Ow!? W-Why did you hit me in the stomach? No violence, please~!
Natsume: It’s your fault because you said something unpleasaNT, Senpai.
Tsumugi: Huh!? What was unpleasant? I just thought you were kind. As I thought, young people are so hard to understand!
Natsume: AnywAY, I don’t want to waste any more time speaking with yOU. If we’re going to be taking part in the “School Festival”, we have to decide what we’ll be doing for iT.
Tsumugi: You’re right~ Food stalls are quite popular, so the other units may have already applied to do that.
Natsume: The cost of food in food stalls is loW, so it’s easy to make a profIT.
If we’re ignoring profit, then it’ll be a live performanCE, but I’m sure most of the other units would have also applied for thAT.
Tsumugi: We won’t know unless we check with the Student Council.
There weren’t any idol-like performances or booths during the “eve of the school festival”, so there must be a lot of units who will be doing a performance for the “School Festival”.
Hmm~ Speaking of standard things for the “School Festival”, how about a play?
Natsume: I have a feeling the Drama Club or the drama course will be putting a lot of effort into theiRS.
We could hold a gaming experience corner from the Gaming Club, bUT then that will just feel like we’re having people try out the clUB…
Sora: Come to think of it, Hina-chan and Yuu-chan said they wanted to do a haunted house! But they also said they didn’t have enough people~
Natsume: A haunted house? AaH, it’s a standard thing for school festivals, so that might be good toO. BuT, we’d also be understaffED…
HmM. We could keep thinking of what to do for the school festival, bUT it might be a good idea to check with the Student Council if any of the ideas are already takEN.
Tsumugi: I can go and check with them, then.
Natsume: AlrigHT. ThanKS, Senpai.
Tsumugi: No worries. I’ll head over now so please be good and wait here~♪
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77ngiez-archive · 2 years ago
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poggers letsgo! under the cut cuz wowie its long. fair warning that atp my only frame of reference was v3 so i didnt know the typical beats of dgr, hence why its rather. wack.
so basically it was meant to be season 54 of danganronpa. the protag was yowane haku & she was the ultimate murder mystery novelist. she had a bunch of self-doubt & imposter syndrome and stuff, but everybody kinda shoved the detective role onto her since she was the closest they had. in trials, she mostly worked with zhiyu moke, the ultimate otaku. character list incoming
haku yowane, ult murder mystery novelist stardust, ult lucid dreamer moke zhiyu, ult otaku eleanor forte, ult librarian oliver, ult con artist fukase, ultimate fashion designer mei honoka, ult florist tei sukone, ult idol (was miku in the first few iterations) yao mu, ult "tattoo artist" (crime boss) yohio - ult miniature soap maker rook, ult dog trainer shian, ult student council president leon, ult actor yuu, ult babysitter luka megurine, ult violinist mikoto meika, ult filmmaker
prologue: haku woke up and met everybody, kg was explained, etc. chapter one: in the dining hall an argument broke down due to shian bringing up her theory that there was an imposter mastermind among them. right before nighttime monokuma offered the first blood perk. the next day they all woke up, but leon wasnt there! hes dead lol, and eleanor was the killer. chapter two: everybody is in fucking chaos, so shian stepped up and created the student council as a way to maintain control. she makes a nighttime rule. then motive videos happen, shian gets paranoid abt a murder. bda, mei is dead in the dining hall. mikoto did it (hime was in their motive video). chapter three: shian was super paranoid until yohio cheered her up with a pep talk. haku confronts yao about her talent (she knows bcs she got her motive video). tei is acting off, bda at midnight, hio gets punished (he committed suicide, so instead of an execution his body got desecrated). oliver reveals yao’s real talent. chapter four: shian ended up getting strengthened by hios death. tei is acting unstable. haku and moke set up video cameras from the warehouse around the school. bda, yao dead, tei killer (haku doesnt speak during the wntire trial [i forgor to mention but her and tei r cousins]). chapter five: luka reassures haku, who tries to toughen up for shian’s sake. new motive. her and shian sleep together that night (literally, not sex). bda, rook is dead and moke is the killer. chapter six: haku’s toughened up from moke’s death, she decides to uncover the mastermind. but before she can, bda. stardust and yuu are dead, and oliver is the killer. chapter seven (like i said, i didnt know the typical rules lmao): haku, dhian, and fukase figure out that lukas the mastermind. they confront her in the kitchen and begin interrogating her. soon the interrogation turns into a straightup knifefight between luka and fukase. fukase stabs her and she admits to being the mastermind, but she gets him fatally as well. haku and shian move fukase out of the kitchen, and stay beside him until he breathes his last breath. epilogue: team dr comes to clean up the mess, and tell haku and shian the trutj. they hold funerals for everybody, except luka.
IT WAS REALLY DEPRESSING LMAO. i also had a postgame au where they met the v3 survivors
does anybody want to hear about my old vocaloid fangan that i made before knowing what a fangan was immediately after finishing v3 and not having watched any of the other games because i was a dumb bitch
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yuunemi · 3 years ago
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YOUR LIBRARIAN - ABOUT ME -
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!! DO NOT REBLOG OR REPOST ANYWHERE ELSE !!
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Hellooo!! The one right here is self-explanatory, it’s mainly general info about me and whatnots so if you wanna know some random info about me that no one asked for then you came to the right shelf!! ^^
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Your Librarian
Yuu ☆ She/Her ☆ 17+ ☆ a simp
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Other Hobbies
Listening to Music ☆ Gaming ☆ Watching ☆ Reading ☆ Messing with Her Friends u mean screwing them over ☆ Obsessing over Anime Men
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Current Concern
Suffering in College
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Current Track List
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Legally In Love and Belongs With or A.K.A. The Simp List
I Simp For Too Many Guys—Sorry Not Sorry
Banri. Chikage. HISOKA. ITARU. JUZA. MISUMI. Tasuku. Tenma.
Chiba. ISOGAI. Itona. Karma. Maehara. REN.
Chigiri. Chris. GAGAMARU. KAISER. Karasu. KUNIGAMI. Nagi. NOEL NOA. OTOYA. Oliver. Raichi. Shidou. YUKIMIYA.
Aizawa. BAKUGO. Chisaki. Kaminari. Keigo. Kirishima. Sero. Shoji. TETSUTETSU. TODOROKI. TOKOYAMI.
Akutagawa. Chuuya. Dazai. Fukuzawa. Fyodor. Jouno. RANPO. SIGMA. TACHIHARA. Tatsuhiko. TECCHOU.
HYOGA. KINRO. Sai. Senku. Tsukasa.
Benimaru. FIVE-TWO. HINAWA. KARIM. Vulcan.
Haru. Makoto. Rin. SOUSUKE.
KAMITANI. CHUUKICHI.
HOSHINA. ICHIKAWA. Izumo. Furuhashi. Kafka. KAGURARI. NARUMI
Akaashi. BOKUTO. IWAIZUMI. KITA. Kuroo. Miya Osamu. Sachiro. Sakusa.
Banri. GAKU. Nagi. Momo. RYUNOSUKE. TAMAKI. TOMA. Torao. YAMATO. Yuki
CHOSO. Gojo. Inumaki. ITADORI. Kamo. MEGUMI. SUKUNA. Yuta
AKAZA. Douma. GIYUU. Kokushibo. Obanai. Rengoku. Sabito. SANEMI.
Akashi. Aomine. Hanamiya. HARA. HAYAMA. Imayoshi. KAGAMI. KASAMATSU. Kise. Midorima. Murasakibara. TAKAO. Wakamatsu
Ace. ICHIJI. KATAKURI. KIDD. Killer. LAW. Luffy. Mihawk. Sabo. Sanji. ZORO.
Crowley. GEKKOUIN. Iwasaki. KIMIZUKI. Kureto. KY LUC. LACUS. René. SHINYA. Urd Geales.
Baji. Chifuyu. Draken. Hakkai. INUI. IMAUSHI. KAKUCHO. MITSUYA. Ran. RINDOU. Shinichiro.
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adrianasunderworld · 2 years ago
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My Yuu: Anyways, I also saw Floyd flirting with your wife. That sucks a lot, dude, ya must be pretty shaken about that?
Mr. Rosehearts: How do you think I feel losing to an eel?!
My Yuu: Well, it might upsets you to know that I also flirted with your wife. *holding up the Rosehearts Madol(credit) card*
Mr. Rosehearts: You stole our Madols card information?!
Floyd: Good job, Shrimpy!
(Silvi isn't the librarian assistant or Sam's assistant yet.)
My Yuu: *is on the phone* Hey, Silvi, what's up?
Silvi: Hey, Yuu! Baby, what's going on?
My Yuu: Nothing much. Mrs. Rosehearts still doesn't know I'm sneaking out for our double date with the others.
Silvi: Oh, yeah, double date and double-
My Yuu: Anyways, me and my fur coat Crewel gave me are waiting for you.
Floyd: Hey, Shrimpy, welcome to the "Flirting with Goldfish's Mom" club.
My Yuu: Oh, hey, I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets?
Yuu,Silvi, and Floyd get matching red letterman jackets, and on the back there's an hourglass shape and around it says "The Milf Appreciation Club" They wear them without an ounce of shame. lol
Also I love that Mr.Rosehearts never once stops to think, "This is a seventeen year old horndog, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell and just wants to be annoying." He dives right into, "I've lost to an eel of all things!"
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otomes-world · 3 years ago
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21.2 “Stop worrying about you? Stop worrying about you?! I can barely stop thinking of you!” Epel`s ending takes part from Vil`s
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You silently watched as they left, slowly sinking to the floor. You felt how this atmosphere shortened your life by ten years no less. Still you didn’t have time to catch your breath, because someone looked around the corner in which you were hiding. Raising up your eyes in fear, you saw that it was the librarian who had recently entered. As soon as you opened your mouth to somehow justify yourself, he shook his head and gestured for you to go. Apparently, he thought you were another student truant.
Your heart raced again as you walked slowly towards the exit, hoping Vil had left. You touched the handle, squeezing it lightly and turning it to open the door. Looking through the gap, you saw only an empty corridor and allowed yourself to exhale. Slowly, so as not to make any noise, you went out, looking around.
You had no idea where to go, but you had to decide urgently. You didn't know when the bell would ring and the college would be flooded with other students. You needed to find a new place to hide as quickly as possible.
Everything inside you went cold as soon as you saw movement out of the corner of your eye. Seeing that it was Epel, you felt a sigh of relief escape from your lips. Eyes began to water. You felt empty due to stress, your strength was running out. You just wanted this dream to finally end so you could wake up in your bed. Wake up and realize that everything was not real.
"Yuu-san?.. Yuu-san!" Noticing you, Felmier immediately ran up to you, taking your hands. "I made it.. Let`s go! We need run!"
He pulled you somewhere. Your nerves were begging for mercy, so you didn't resist, allowing yourself to be taken somewhere only Epel knew.
Soon, you realized that you had reached the greenhouse. Quietly opening the door and letting you inside, Epel closed it in the same way and followed you, taking you deeper. Among the green plants, you were able to sit down and cover your face with your hands, trying to calm your still racing heart.
"T-thank you, Epel," despite the tremor in your voice, you thanked the first year. If it was not him, Vil would have found you sooner. "Won't you be punished?"
“Yuu-san is far more important than all of this,” the youth retorted.
You didn't like the seriousness in his tone and look. In light of recent events, you'd become more suspicious of such things.
"I'm pleased, but I think you should go to class," even though it was impolite, you tried to get Felmier off. "I don't want you to get troubles because of me. I'm fine. You can stop worrying."
The first-year fell silent upon hearing your words. You unconsciously cringed, trying to keep a benevolent expression on your face. When he opened his mouth again, his voice sounded completely different. There was no trace of the former softness.
"Are you suggesting stop worrying about you? Seriously? Stop worrying about you?! I can barely stop thinking of you!" He didn't speak very loudly, but you still shuddered, not expecting such a reaction. "You'd rather have Vil-san in my place, wouldn't you? If I wasn't lying, you'd happily go arm in arm with him, am I right?" You tried to pull away, but Epel did not allow you to do this, roughly grabbing your forearms. "You're not going anywhere, Name. I've put in too much effort to let things end like this!"
His expression became truly frightening. You never thought that Felmier's cute face could be distorted with such rage. The grip on your arms became stronger, and you grimaced in pain, but, apparently, this did not bother the young man.
At some point you thought it was stupid of you. You so easily trusted him and allowed to take youself to the farthest corner of the greenhouse, where no one will hear your cries for help. Although you strongly doubted that a possible `savior` would not be worse.
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starlesswritings · 3 years ago
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Give Me A Riddle. Pt. 1
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A/N’s : mentions of many unnamed (and a few named) npc’s. This is a Riddle/Yuu sort of story, but Yuu only appears in part 2. Behold! Riddle Rosehearts, but he’s on Earth!
Riddle Rosehearts was not exactly well liked and favored by the people around him. He knew that. Everyone knew that Riddle was disliked for his stickler nature, his unwillingness to bend the rules — and he did not care. When asked if his unpopularity bothered him, he would reply with a stiff upturn of his head that he didn’t have enough time to be bothered by such trivial things. If people were wasting their time complaining about him, perhaps they should have been using that time to study instead.
And then the Overblot incident had happened, Riddle met Yuu, and life was forever changed for him. Nevermore would he ever be the same — and it was all Yuu’s fault. How dare they enter his life like that and change his tender heart and soften him so? After all that, only to... only to...
Then again, hadn’t it been a long time coming? Perhaps Riddle was... wrong, to place the blame of Yuu entering Twisted Wonderland. After all, it wasn’t their fault. They just wanted to go home.
Riddle hadn’t expected to miss them so much. The Prefect had become something like a friend to them — no, better than a friend. More? More than a friend? He didn’t even want to think about it. He didn’t care. He just wanted to see Yuu again.
Wasn’t that why they had come to a world that was not their own? How many years had it been? Riddle didn’t want to think about how much time had possibly passed.
Yuu was just one person. They should not have mattered to him this much, but in the span of just a little while, they had managed to make a lasting impression on his mind, to the point that he had crossed worlds to come and find them.
This was ridiculous. What was he doing? Why had he come to... Earth? All for someone who had chosen to leave —
Riddle buried his head into another book, at his stationary post in the library. He came here so often, everyone knew him by name, and so did he. Earth was... strange. Different. Was it really so much better than Twisted Wonderland, that Yuu had chosen to come back and stay here? That was just one of the things he was trying to figure out.
“Riddle, you’ve got such straight posture. You’ve been reading for hours,” one of the librarians commented in a hushed whisper.
“I was taught in such manner,” Riddle replied, focusing on the text he was reading, grey eyes flashing with interest as he jotted down a few notes. “Trey would probably like to try some of these.”
“You know, you keep talking about your friends. You should invite them sometime!” one of the other more rowdy librarians added, a little too loudly — the head librarian smacked them with a dictionary. “Ow! How could you?!”
“Keep your voice down, can’t you see he’s concentrating?”
Riddle stiffly tilted his head upward. “It is of no matter. I can study in any given condition, though silence is appreciated.” He pinched the bridge of his nose. “My friends would have to make an extensive trip if they were to come and see me now.”
Really, what was he doing here? To find Yuu... what a terrible idea this had all been.
He sadly looked back at the book he held in his hands. “Maybe I should go back to them.”
The librarians were all quite fond of Riddle. He wasn’t exactly sure why they doted on him as if he were a little child and not a fully grown adult (he had gotten several raised eyebrows when he had explained he was not a kid), but they treated him well and let him come whenever he pleased. It was a decent arrangement and broke absolutely no rules, according to them, anyway.
“Do you really have to leave so soon? You haven’t even met up and found the person you’re trying to find!” the louder librarian whined.
Something about his mannerisms reminded Riddle of a certain eel, and he flinched. “Maybe it is a sign that they do not wish to be found.”
The head librarian threw a dictionary — probably the same one — at the whining man’s head. It landed, meeting its mark, creating even more noise for a moment until the other librarian slapped their hand over his mouth and silenced him. “Thank you,” the head nodded appreciatively. “Riddle, do you really think you came all this way for nothing?”
True. That was unlike him. He was not one to walk away without results of some kind. However, it had been... a very long time, and he was starting to feel discouraged.
“Anything I really try to do for myself never seems to work out.”
And, just like that, he was surrounded at his table by the entire cast of librarians who crowded around him while giving enough space for him to breathe.
“Oh, Riddle. That’s not true!” one said.
Another softly exclaimed, “You got this far! Surely that most count for something!”
“Now now, don’t crowd him.”
“We all get into moods sometimes. What you need is a pick-me-up.”
Riddle blinked. “How so?”
The head librarian’s aged eyes twinkled with delight. “Quite simple, I think. We should host an Unbirthday Party.”
Riddle’s eyes widened to the size of teacup saucers. “You remembered me talking about that?”
“How could we not? The concept is amazing! Though, we probably will need your guidance for most, if not all of it.”
“Yeah! An Unbirthday Party! None of us have birthdays now for the next week — unless your birthday...”
It wasn’t August. Riddle shook his head. “It’s not.”
“Perfect!” their loudest member yelled, only to get a whole palm shoved into their face (gently, we don’t support violence at our local libraries). “Ouch!”
“Behave yourself.”
“Yeah, Ike! You’re so loud, you’ll give Mr. Rosehearts a migraine.”
“Quit yapping, Varda!”
“Guys, I think you’re all being too loud...”
“Maybe I can make some tea as an apology? With sugar cubes, of course!”
“Are you sure we have sugar cubes?”
“We have sugar.”
“... It isn’t cubed.”
“By golly! What’s the point of that, then?!”
The head librarian sighed, turning to talk to Riddle a little closer. “If you are to leave our presence, allow us to spoil you, a little. They’d be too sad if you left without even a proper send off.”
“We should invite everyone to attend! Granted, as long as its not their birthday!”
Riddle smiled. “Well, of course. An Unbirthday Party is utterly ruined if its actually someone’s birthday.”
He rose from his seat, smiling in a way that was most intimidating, despite the fact that he was the smallest person present. “Come. We’ve got work to do.”
It was a completely different aura from before. The librarians looked around at each other in mild trepidation.
“I mean, it can’t be that hard —” the one called Ike started to say until Riddle cut him off, walking towards the door.
“If it’s to be a true Unbirthday Party, no expense can be spared.” He smiled deviously, looking back at them all with a fire in his eyes. “Don’t worry. As a former Head of Heartslabyul, I shall help you all in this momentous process. Now! Rosebushes, but they must be white — and buckets of red paint! We have no choice but to do this the old fashioned way what with no magic pens here, and are you really quite sure we can’t get flamingos —”
“Was this really a good idea?”
“He was looking very sad. And, if he suggests anything far out of our budget...”
Riddle was almost a new man, as if he were in a different place and time, shouting orders as if he had been giving them out all his life. Perhaps he had been a ruling figure since the dawn of time. “Straighten that posture! Where are the different tea bags? Do you have fresh tarts? White sheets for the tables? Proper cutlery?! Please tell me someone here has silver utensils! What’s the weather going to be like this week? Rule 352 states —”
“We will cross that bridge when we get there.”
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