#about katakuri

[luvlyycy]

katakuri is too big. his cock is so heavy and thick that you're honestly afraid of having it inside of you. like c'mon , he's seventeen feet tall . how the fuck is that dick fitting in you?

but he doesn't care bout allat, he'll stimulate his dick anyway he can. rub it on your soft tummy as his balls graze against your thighs, the mushroom tip of his huge dick rubbing against your boobs as you press them together.

katakuri will rub his dick on your back, rubbing his heavy balls against your ass as he does so, giant hands resting on your waist.

if you get antsy about having something deep in that greedy lil cunt, he'll finger you. his fingers are so thick that it honestly feels like getting fucked, he'll even unwrap his mouth and eat you out as a treat.

after all he does love sweets .

[fluffyartbl0g]

“It’s very rare, but some powers can awaken and affect objects aside from the wielder!!!”

You see it may look like they’re just running and improvising a plan on the spot,,, but it was ALL PART OF THE MASTER PLAN!!! (lying)

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

[dfastback68]

Good evening!! may I present: a non-comprehensive list as to why kataking is a top tier ship

Middle Aged Man Yaoi 👌

Tall bois

Leather

Touch Starved

The repression. THE DECADES OF REPRESSION

Tattoos (Katakuri even has a wing on his back 🤭)

Masks/concealed identity

First Mate of an insane pirate Emperor, constantly doing damage control, probably the entire reason the whole operation hasn’t burned to the ground

Pretty dang reliable and also level headed in a fight

Jumps immediately to murder if anyone sees their face

Confusing aesthetic (Katakuri: pink tattoos and biker gang getup and… spurs? What are those for buddy. King: ‘it’s giving gimp suit’ to ‘the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen’ whiplash fr)

Have they ever met in canon? Who knows. If you love being delusional about ships then this one is for you

That’s what they have in common, but what sets them apart??

King: no family Katakuri: too much family

King: loss of captain devastating Katakuri: loss of captain liberating

King: brings his fists to a swordfight Katakuri: takes his personal code of honor way too seriously

King: spicy Katakuri: sweet

Okay, great, but the real question: who would win a fight?? Bad news! They’re both bottoms. But pairing how secretly considerate and compassionate Kakakuri is with King being a demanding shithead, King usually gets his way. And then later blows out Katakuri’s back when he knows he needs it most. Evens out in the end.

[syrupfog]

It’s emoji time again

[animeyanderelover]

Me and some of my crushes from One Piece so far except they just keep on getting taller😅

[denim-wizard]

This was supposed to be a shitpost

[swampstew]

Fic authors self rec! ♡ When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ♡

CEV <3 thank you so much for sticking this in my ask box :)

I've done a part 1 here, and a part 2 here.

Now for part 3 - reader beware, these are not for the youngins and faint-hearted

Tulips - Eustass Kid x F! Reader, sexy pollen trope makes my brain go brrrr. I like that this came out both sweet and cocky, and the idea of going feral with Kid out in the open like that just DOES something to meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

2. Really Really - Virgin Eustass Kid x F! Reader, man oh man oh MAN. The idea of Thee Captain Kid still being a virgin is so hot to think about. I need him expeditiously. I'll teach him everything he'll ever need to know. YEOW.

3. Just the Tip - Eustass Kid x F! Reader, and yes its just like the name implies. Something about him just makes my brain melt, on god. And the idea of him being a HUGE FUCKING BRAT just to hold it over you is sdjaskdjsalkdjaksjfekjgkldjfiajsfiasja wsjdasjl aks jflkadjflkajfaiwr jwa. I need him CARNALLY.

Ok gonna take a step back and show some others some love cause I can actually write other characters - I just have my preferences.

4. Accidental walk-in - multi characters x F! Reader, seperately for Kid, Sanji, and Zoro, these were fun little drabbles to write for what-if scenarios. Quite tasty imho. Thinking of doing another set but haven't quite decided on the next 3 characters. TBD ig

5. All good things to those who wait - Charlotte Katakuri x F! Reader, size kink fun times! I def don't show this man enough of my sweet lovin. I need to change that. I'd 10000% fuck with him. Gimme that glazed icing, papi.

Sorry I know you might have wanted some Law and ISTG I thought the accidental walk-in post had him. imsosorry. But you can find all my Law fics here !

[mew-ya]

things will get better

[bugcreditcard]

This is such a mess. This was only supposed to be a cute fun KataPeng Wrestler AU because I saw woman wrestling on the TV in my hotel room.

Now it's devolving into me trying to figure out the whole cake island arc into wrestling. Big Mom as the mafia???? Undercover cop Drake???? Smile as a drug??? Sigh

Timeline is going to go hard. There are many ships you have been warned normies lol

[matttheratkingart]

Queen: you can't repopulate the lunarians with katakuri, he is a man.

King: well not with that fucking attitude

King: I'm literally a God I can do whatever I want

[mugiwara-lucy]

Acting vs Behind The Scenes 😂

[misslovasstuff]

Imagine in the far future if Pudding and Sanji ever get to be a thing and have children, those kids are gonna be some quite powerful people.

I mean, their dad is a prince of a kingdom that gave him enhancements of his body that only made him stronger but even without those, Sanji is a badass chef that can kick people to the end of the earth and literally sets himself on fire at will.

Pudding is a princess and the daughter of one of the most fearsome emperors the world of one piece has ever seen. Her devil fruit power is powerful and unique on itself but not only that, she belongs to the third-eye tribe and Oda knows the lore behind those people and their true power but from what we know so far is that they can read the poneglyphs.

If their parents being so unique and strong on their own accord wasn’t enough to raise super kids, imagine if they grew up in the presence of Zeff or Katakuri. Perfect role models not only for their strength but also for their compassion, intelligence and hard work. Depending if Sanji ever decides to keep contact with his brothers and sister (given that they magically ✨ change), kids have literally power rangers as their uncles and aunt.

Then we have the strawhats who would definitely be impactful on the kids. Imagine them boasting around about their parent’s friends being literally the crew of the pirate king and having Luffy himself present in their life, like that’s insane.

[fluffyartbl0g]

Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.

[noble-eating-saint-slayer]

These men keep getting bigger. And more covered in leather.

[moongothic]

Seen quite a few people comment how they believe it's more likely the Dragodile Divorce happened due to ideological differences rather than because Dragon was too straight to stay with Crocodile, and. Like I did suggest that (or at least tried to) in my Crocodad Giga Thesis (really I should've been more clear about it in my essay so I wouldn't be writing this now lol), but like yes, Dragon and Crocodile absolutely have drastically different beliefs on How One Overthrows The World Government. And that absolutely could have contributed to the two separating and/or Crocodile deciding to go his own way instead of becoming a proper Revolutionary

Because like, as I tried to imply in the essay (but failed to deliver); if Crocodile's goal had always been to get Pluton so he could just nuke Marijoa off the face of the earth by himself and end it all in one go, then Crocodile and his way of thinking could work as this, like... contrasting opposite to how Dragon believes things should be done. Some fans (unfairly imo) call Dragon a "fraud" because over the past 20+ years he has only attacked Marijoa and the WG directly just once, and even when he did, instead of doing something to stop their corrupt reign for good... the Revs destroyed... the Tenryuubito's... food storage..? Like. Sure, that'll bother them for a little while, get their panties in a good twist etc, but in the end they're just going to demand more tributes and more free food. The Revolutionary Army may be successfully inspiring more people and more countries to rebel against the World Government's corrupt rule, but the Tenryuubito are still in power and will continue to be in power for a long time. And that's kind of how Crocodile would greatly complement Dragon within the narrative. Dragon being arguably "too soft" with his slow, methodical way of overthrowing the WG, while Crocodile would just kill them all without mercy, even if it meant hurting innocent people in the process. The two would act as the opposite sides of the same coin, the different extremes of the same spectrum. Crocodile would become like a response to the complaints people have against Dragon.

And yeah, the two having such wildly different ideological views could VERY EASILY contribute to a divorce, for sure.

My thing is that... If (and this is an if) Crocodile is meant to go a character arc and grow as a person, if we're meant to see him as a sympathetic character at all and maybe even feel bad for him... It'll be much harder to write that if the Dragodile Divorce happened only because of the two having ideological differences. Like who's going to feel bad for Crocodile if the two got divorced because Crocodile wanted to mass murder people and Dragon wasn't okay with it? That's not a tragedy, that's not a situation where we as the readers would feel for Crocodile and want to root for him. That's not something that would give a character unprocessed emotional trauma to heal from and overcome. He'd just be a villian who'd need to have his beliefs changed.

Where as, if The Divorce was caused by Dragon and Crocodile no longer being compatible due to Dragon being straight while Crocodile transed his gender... Even in the most respectful of scenarios that is a heartbreaking situation, a painful thing to go through. That is a tragedy without bad guys, a story where you could feel bad for Crocodile and want to root for him. That is a situation that would give him trauma to heal from.

And that's kind of why I so strongly believe in Crocodile's transition being a more important, contributing factor in The Divorce. Again, this does absolutely depend on what Crocodile's actual role in the story is going to be and whether or not he's even meant to go through a character arc at all. Like if he's not going to be that important and if he isn't meant to go through an arc then sure, Crocodile's transition doesn't have to matter one fucking bit. But if he is meant to go through an arc, if we are meant to feel bad for him and find outselves rooting for him eventually... From a writing perspective, that'll be far easier to do if we can find ourselves sympathizing with him even just a little bit.

Also like. Yes, you can have queer characters who are just queer for the sake of being queer, their queerness does not have to be an important aspect in them or a huge plotpoint in their story at all. Crocodile could be queer just for the sake of being queer. Because that's what it's like being queer, you just are what you are. At the same time, from a writing perspective. What would even be the point of making him queer if it didn't matter to his character at all and have an impact on his character?

Also while Crocodile and Dragon clearly have very different beliefs on how the WG should be dealt with right now, we don't really know when Crocodile came to his beliefs. Like for all we know Crocodile could've formed his worldview years after the divorce. Hell, based on the way he spoke to Vivi about her ideals, and how we know he spent over a decade in utter emotional solitude, his current worldview could have been partially born from resentment towards Dragon (and his ideals) that's been simmering away over the years.

All of this to say; yes I think the two's beliefs could have been a contributing factor in The Divorce, but from a writing perspective (and based on the direction I personally want to see the story go), I find it far more likely if Crocodile's transition was the main cause, one way or another.

[luckycheesefoodie321]

Not Katakuri being happy the man who defeated him escaped successfully

That smileeeee

Also his reasoning behind hiding his mouth being to protect Brûlée and his siblings after she got hurt, and not just a result of bullying was so sweet

I have to imagine the Charlotte sibs were pretty close when it was only the first 10 or so

Brulee already knowing Katakuri isn’t some perfect noble brother who never lies down and knows he’s also the type of man to respect an opponent who could defeat him so soundly and be happy they got away shows that