#abea secret romance

[locria-writes]

Oliver Twist voice: "Please Sir, May I Have Some More Spoilers on abea's secret RO?🥺🥺" (I'm too horny for that man even with the little crumbs we have)

MORE??? never before has an anon wanted more smh

secret ro is

nasty

rat bastard

public menace who should be put down

got his sorry flat ass saved, then turns around wonders if his saviour is the baddie

possibly grandpa joe in disguise

quite possibly a virgin despite not actually being a cherry boy bc his energy is so....tiny

so infuriating that if i encountered him on a stellaris playthrough, i would just crack the planet he's currently occupying

perhaps an enjoyer of a humiliation kink or maybe he's just that dumb idk

a fr fr cuck

[locria-writes]

I gotta know how the aab and abea boys would cope with their MCs dying giving birth to their child? In this scenario all boys are already in love with the MC (including Vezian) to add to the pain.

Like, who would hate their child for "killing" their love?

team hates the child bc he's the only manchild allowed to exist here

vezian

abea secret romance

team loves the kid but probably always has some weird complex

oskar

valentin

lothar

ouren

team loves the kid bc they're a well-adjusted human

ignazio

wolfram

edmund

launcelin

lu'anyu

team can i eat the baby???

einar

[locria-writes]

How would the abea ro's treat a pregnant mc?

launcelin -- overprotective, overly paranoid, possessive, literally just everything turned up to the eleven lol. i mean he's totally justified but it's still just a lot.

vezian -- wouldn't show any sort of parental instinct until way after the kid is born lol. he would probably be more distant and aloof to mc because he doesn't know how to act.

lu'anyu -- panicky lmao. poor boy doesn't know what to do, is too proud to ask for help, and i think he's the type of guy to pass out during delivery lol.

ouren -- so sweet he'll give you diabetes, but ultimately, another hot mess lol. tries his best, ultimately more effective than lulu, but also another good candidate for passing out during delivery.

secret romance -- doesn't deserve to know this happiness, and if this is a just world, will have a piano crash down on him

[locria-writes]

ok the abea ros reaction to their daughter being prego out of wedlock and the father of the child is just like them (acts like them qnd whatnot)

launcelin is gonna go commit a brutal murder real quick. he's bad news and he knows it lol.

vezian is also gonna go commit murder, albeit less quickly and more openly. only he's allowed to act like that!!!

lu'anyu "get married you fucking idiots!!! i don't care if i have to drag him to the ceremony tied to my horse!!!"

ouren -- look at the others, now look at ouren. look at the others, now look back ouren again. does this pure sweet boy look like he's even capable of premarital handholding? is his daughter this universe's virgin mary?

secret romance having a child lmao. that's a funny joke :)

[locria-writes]

i Will romantically murder the secret ro

will it be sensual too?

[locria-writes]

Inspired by the last ask: What kind of parents would the abea boys be?

answered here and here but why not elaborate lol

launcelin

his kids with mc unfortunately get a stricter and more controlled upbringing than ouren :c

still very patient, loving and doting, but less indulgent, and demands nothing but the best from his kids

definitely stricter with sons than daughters, but mostly bc he knows sons are given more leeway in society, so he's gotta raise 'em right

9/10 dad a point has to be knocked off bc of the circumstances, unfortunately, otherwise he'd be 10/10

vezian

doesn't really know what a good dad is like, and honestly, doesn't really have any strong male role models who suffice as a father figure

doesn't know what he's doing half the time, but assuming he loves/is affectionate with mc, does his best to dote and love them. otherwise, he's pretty cold and standoffish

loves loves loves daughters and blatantly prefers them over sons lmao esp if he loves mc probably sees his sons as competition lol what a loser

6/10 ~ 7.5/10 dad but i mostly blame the emperor

lu'anyu

doesn't really know what a good dad is like as well, so he's just panicking and winging it okay

always worried about doing too much/too little for his kids, has high expectations for them, isn't particularly harsh and is quite fair overall

has no real preferences between sons and daughters

10/10 dad we love a parent who tries and learns

ouren

i can't imagine this bby having bbys lol but he'd probably emulate his own dad

indulgent, loving, encourages his kids to pursue their interests and isn't very concerned about keeping up appearances

no preference between sons and daughters, but probably favours daughters more bc he grew up with a lot of female role models

12/10 dad he's so wholesome and sweet and kind and loving he's perfect

secret ro

actually would not be a bad parent

just super awkward and uncertain lol

slight preference for sons, mostly bc he knows how to deal with boys and doesn't know how to handle daughters, especially once they get older lmao

7.5/10 dad i knocked off 2 points just bc it's secret ro lol

[locria-writes]

hi i really like ur stories and all these morally fucked boys. About abea, since most the ROs are pretty morally grey I'm curious if the secret RO would be considered objectively worse than the other characters by most people? Like are his actions and personality just more trash from every angle, or is it that he's the exact kind of bad person you hate/ your personality pet peeves?

all right, first off, we gotta get some trashman theory straight before we dive into this --

i think what makes most trashmen somewhat likable, or at least palatable, is their unapologetic-ness when it comes to their bad choices/assholery/hypocrisy. they don't wallow in self-pity over their morality, nor do they ever pretend to be good, moral, upstanding men. they're trash, they know it, they own it.

secret ro on the other hand, lacks that. he can't accept the fact that he's not the hero in this. he self-victimizes, wallows in self-pity, suffers from extreme moral myopia, and gets shocked when his awful decisions come back to bite him in the ass. he isn't a bad person, which is what makes him so insufferable to me. he could've been a great guy, but noooo he chose to make these bad choices and to make himself suffer.

tl;dr fuck this self-righteous wannabe martyr known as secret ro

[locria-writes]

30-100, holy shit that’s a lot for someone that hasn’t gone to war and isn’t king yet. How about Lulu and secret ro?

i would argue it makes sense for most kills to happen while one's a prince since that's when there's competition lol.

lulu's probably more than 5, but less than 10. he's not exactly living on the edge of danger or anything, but he does get a very nice on-screen-ish kill and i'm very proud of him for that.

secret ro, excluding the ones he's killed due to his occupation, probably has a body count no more than 5. i don't even wanna talk about his possible on-screen kill bc it makes me so mad okay he doesn't actually do the kill but he's an accomplice

[locria-writes]

I find it really worrisome that you hated the secret RO more than vezian, your og trashman 😂 i often wonder what kind of stuffs does the secret RO do to make locria, a phd in trashman, hate him this much??? Anyway i really love how you rant about him in the tags and i cant wait for his reveal 💕

i like my trash to fulfill at least one of these --

unapologetic asshole

knows full well he's a war criminal and revels in it

completely unhinged and has no intention of hinging ever

possesses some kind of feral energy

knows what he wants and will literally do whatever to get it

big dick

also, i'm a huge believer in bullying characters until you like them, but unfortunately, that's yet to happen with this one smh

[locria-writes]

hey you know what's that good shit? kidnapping plots. not that i think that it would be likely, but how would our good good abea bois react to mc getting snatched? bonus points if this is the inciting incident to unleash the Inner Yandaddy (tm)

*kicks aside attempted kidnapping attempt in ch 2* no kidnapping here!!!!

launcelin

big mad and ready to fuck shit up, even if he isn’t in love with mc bc he’s just super protective of his friend’s bby sis okay??

no further comment bc those will spoil his character :DDDD

vezian

was the snatcher

also big mad and ready to fuck shit up regardless of his feelings for mc bc how dARE SOMEONE TOUCH HIS STUFF????

he was amoral before, but this just pushes him into straight up serial killer mode ngl

not yandaddy, not even yandere, just......yan

lu’anyu

it’s okay he’s got like 3281 plans about what to do and is somehow the calmest one, even though he’s internally screaming

honestly, he just keeps his shit together and maintains a cool head bc he’s learnt his lesson in being hotheaded, and he’s not gonna lose mc again, ya hear????

legitimately just has a one-track mind of finding and rescuing mc, the world could burn for all he cares lmao

ouren

pAnIc????? pls forgive him, he’s sheltered from this kind of stuff

but like after the initial panic and freak out, is oddly calm and collected bc you know what? he really is his father’s son

may or may not be willing to threaten ppl with the most beautiful and bright smile on his face to get mc back

secret ro

could also be the snatcher lmao

also panic, except he never recovers to a calm state

is a literal mess, and honestly, someone pls kidnap mc away from this rat bastard

[locria-writes]

Will MC face any love rivals in abea? Are there any women who are even interested in the ROs/want to be with the ROs because of love, money, power, etc.?

not love rivals, since most of them will never cause the guys to question their feelings for mc, but more like obstacles :D

launcelin has complicated feelings toward his previous wives + concubine subplot!!!!

vezian is a slut who somehow is still considered a desirable man, so poor mc has a lot of women out to sabotage her

lulu has an unwanted marriage subplot

ouren is a good wholesome boy who a) is completely shielded from messy romance by launcelin, and b) is too oblivious to ever notice someone flirting with him

secret ro simps for mc so hard that he’s a tier 3 sub lol

[locria-writes]

I bet my house the abea secret RO is A******

secret ro is actually nmbevhf lol what a fucking dingbat

[locria-writes]

why do you hate the secret ro :o

he's like, grandpa joe level war criminal hate that mf

[locria-writes]

What type of names would the abea boys give their kids with mc?

i don't really know? i don't think i've ever thought that far ahead lol.

launcelin, vezian, lulu, and ouren don't really have much choice when it comes to naming their kids tbh. the essenian boys are bound by tradition, so names are typically chosen by the bethel, while a shaman chooses names for everyone in gui'ansu.

secret ro is free from these obligations, but lol secret ro having kids that's funny.

[locria-writes]

Alright, my guess: secret ro is a guy working for vezian. He is going to drug MC so vezian can do things to her

you're like 95% of the way there, anon. a little less actively malicious and more just pouring a half-empty glass of water on a forest fire

[locria-writes]

I know we make.bad decisions here......but how is being drugged not as bad as it sounds? 😂

secret ro isn't the one doing bad things to mc, i guess? idk how to make this vague but still understandable, but he doesn't physically do anything to mc, and the drugging at least helps with hiding the trauma???