#aaaughhh what is wrong with my brain

[peach-princess-snz]

Me, peacefully watching ASMR in the background. The ASMR: "...what? Oh, it's just my allergies, sorry. Keep doing what you're doing. Just keep doing what you're doing..."

[soliloquyangel]

agony

[utenthy]

uhhhmmmmmmm jotaro kakyoin joeseph. here u get multiple cuz ur epic

omg this is so many guys ok hold on this is going to get LONG

JOTAROOO 💜🦭⭐️

sexuality: gay gay homosexual gay

gender: he is EXTREMELY non-binary to me

ship: jotakak but please don’t own me for this guys like i swear to god i like it in a cool and awesome narrative foils way and not a dumb and bad way

brotp: i think him and polnareff are besties post sdc when they’re traveling together doing arrow stuff. i love them being besties very much

notp: if u ship j*tahan fr you’re very dumb and wrong and im not into jotaro/pucci which is another thing jve seen a lot

random headcanon: i think everybody and their mother agrees on autism spectrum jotaro but it is highly important to me

general opinion: i love you. i love youuuu. my favorite jojo. he has so many problems and i love him. i never stop thinking about the dio jotaro fight and the idea that he threw his life and future away just to get rid of dio. the fact that he cannot be calm and always has to be in danger still and haunted by the ptsd of being indirectly responsible for his friends deaths makes me nuts. aaaughhh. he sees himself as dangerous and a detriment to the people he loves

KAKYOIN 🍒🐸♌️

sexuality: FRUIT my GAY friend he is gay

gender: im very partial to genderfluid kakyoin but i can also see him as just gnc boy

ship: jotakak again

brotp: again polnareff cuz their handshake is awesome and they have a fun antagonism i really enjoy kak and polnareff as bestys

notp: k*kpol can go to hell and pretty much anything else. there aren’t a lot of kakyoin ships that are viable really

random headcanon: this isn’t so much a headcanon but rather it is something that’s really important to MY reading of kakyoin that you don’t act like he was some bullied helpless lonely child. he was lonely but it was self imposed. his weird ego complex around having a stand is like 100% necessary to get a good and interesting read on him imo. he didn’t have friends cuz he thought he was Above Them

general opinion: i love him SOO so much and his flaws r some of the best in jojo. his character is really really interesting to me. his arc was ALMOST perfect. jojo never quite gets there but it often gets really close and kakyoins is really stuck in my brain. i think by far the best depiction of kakyoin is done by simkjrs in he’s bad news but im no better. jotaro too really

JOSEPH 📷🟣🦾

sexuality: bad bi representation (cheater!!!!)

gender: cis man

ship: caejose i guess but i think josephs feelings about that were processed mostly posthumously

brotp: i don’t know if this is a good place to put this but ive been reading a lot of fanfiction that focuses on joseph building a better relationship with jotaro and i think their familial relationship can be done really really well and can be interesting and sweet

notp: t*mokosephs come ON. and people who make like very happy sweet suzis*ph content i just have to wonder what you’re thinking about like it’s not problematic per se i just don’t GET it like get her OUTTA THERE!!!!!

random headcanon: i don’t have much to say about joseph because he is like my least favorite jojo sorry mr joestar. umm i think senileseph is playing a prank he can hear everybody perfectly fine he just gets away with more if he acts like he doesn’t know what’s going on

overall opinion: EHHHHHH. if joseph is your favorite i feel like you’re watching a different show than me or at least getting something REALLY different out of it. i don’t mind him and i do feel some nostalgia towards him but overall yeah down there with jonathan in jojos idont really think about too much