#aaahh I don't know what to do when everything i think of i see as cringe or stupid

[norrthie]

guys i have billions of ideas flooding my mind rn and i want to know what you want to see first !!!!

[saturnzskyzz]

𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑀𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑.

Lee! Hyun-ju ler! Geum-ja

Summary: 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘏𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨-𝘫𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦. 𝘎𝘦𝘶𝘮-𝘫𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘱.

Warning: angst, self doubt, dysphoria??, tickling, and yeh! That's about it! (Not really a warning, but I'm wanting y'all to know that I think the ship Geong-seok and Hyun-ju is a really cute ship, so this fic heavily implies that. Thank you for listening to this short talk🫡) another thing to know (no, we don't know Hyun-ju's family, and no, I'm not implicating that her family was nonsupportive of her transition. This is just a second family type bond!!)

A/N: I'd like to tag @letupabit because I let them see this idea before doing this fic, cause AAAHH Geum-ja heals my mommy issues, and the players deserves cheer up tickles. EAT THIS UP GANG!

| ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴘᴏᴇᴛs sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴇɢɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs.. ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ's sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀɴ ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴇɢɢ ғᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴅᴘs ғᴀɴs!! :ᴅ |

(Happy late tickle day! :] I meant to post this on the 31st, but I made this kinda long in the making 😅

Squid game divider

Incredible losses had their unfortunate fate as the players had to play the cruel, agonizing game of Mingle. They were glad that they were finished, but the loss of many didn't cover their comfort for the rest of that evening. Including Hyun-ju.

She lost Young-mi to those sick fucks all because others had pushed her to the ground to get to a stupid door. Oh how she wanted to bash player 333's head into the wall closest to him at that very moment. But she resisted. Dammit, she resisted.

All the players walked out of the arena, and back into their resting area's, or large dormitory as others would assume. With Hyun-ju's adopted group at their designated hang-out spot, she quietly sat in her's, eyeing Young-mi's usual place. Young-mi.. What a kind soul she was?

Hyun-ju thought she couldn't take the burden of loosing her. She was brave. Really brave. Well, it was no lie that she was scared- they were both scared. But with Hyun-ju, standing next to Young-mi, she felt as if she could have Conquered anything when by her side. Now that she's gone..? She felt terrified. Oh Young-mi? What a person she could've been?

Geum-ja felt the sorrow in Hyun-ju's heart. She felt everyone's, actually. The loss of someone who you were destined to stick with till the very end was very familiar for her. That's how she felt with her son. So seeing Hyun-ju sit there in her own melancholy was devastating for Geum-ja. Oh this won't do.

She got up to sit next to the poor girl, and looked at her with gentle eyes, slowly placing a hand onto Hyun-ju's, causing the taller one to look at her with the most saddening of eyes. This broke the mother's heart.

"She was a kind young woman, hun." Geum-ja said soothingly, like a mother, Hyun-ju had quickly thought.

The young woman only nodded, looking back at Young-mi's spot. Growing sadder by the second.

Geum-ja felt so sorry for her. As a mother, she wanted to do everything in her power to just hold her in her palms and to protect her from anything cruel and inhumane if she could. But she knew she couldn't. No metaphor could save the broken souls in this place. Not even Geum-ja.

"How about.. I cheer you up, yeah?" Geum-ja said suddenly, catching Hyun-ju's attention. She now stared at the mother, contemplating the idea of possibly being cheered up be someone who she has only met for three days; but it felt like an eternity that they've been in this fucked up place with nothing but themselves to give comfort. If there is any of that now to help with their sanity of getting out of there.

"I do this a lot with Yong-sik, or eh.. My son! Aha.. You don't have to feel pressured by it, it's your choice dear." Geum-ja reassured the best that she could, hoping that she could help at all for poor Hyun-ju. Anything!

Pondering the idea a bit more, Hyun-ju finally answered in a low and tired tone, yet sweet and kind at the same time. "I.. Wouldn't mind the concept of how you could help. Thank you." With a small, reassuring smile, she turned to face Geum-ja to give her full attention.

Geum-ja smiled at that. Relieved that she could help, she repositioned herself, but not too fast as to possibly startle the woman. "If you ever get uncomfortable, please don't hesitate to stop me at any time, alright?" She said thoroughly to make sure that Hyun-ju has free will. She wants to make her as comfortable as possible after all.

Hyun-ju only nodded that time, kind of confused as to what the mother was talking about, but didn't protest nonetheless. She kind of wanted to know what she had up her sleeve to try and lift up her spirits. If that was even possible in a place like this?

"Could you turn around for me?" Geum-ja calmly said, never once wiping that reassuring smile off her face. Hyun-ju complied, now her back facing Geum-ja.

This grabbed Yong-sik's attention and immediately averted his gaze, knowing what was to come. It's been such a long time since he's received something like that, he almost forgot about the generous offer. Of course, he wasn't feeling jealous of the act, he knew he loved when his mom did that with him. It brought a sense of security and comfort, as well as a closer bond with his mother, so seeing her repeat the offer with someone else who is mourning the loss of their friend, he grew a smile on his face to see his mom always wanting to sooth others from their worries.

Once Geum-ja knew that Hyun-ju was comfortable enough in her spot-deciding to lean on the closest pole of one of the bed frames to her-that's when she got to work. Carefully, and lightly, she began to trace along her back in a repetitive motion.

Unsurprisingly, it was immediately effective. It soothed Hyun-ju almost instantly! the feeling was unexpected at first, but the repetitive back and forth helped her get used to it fairly quickly.

Geum-ja saw the girl in front of her lower her head in satisfaction. Hearing a comfortable sigh, she smiled to herself, thanking that the method was working at least a little bit in Hyun-ju's favor. The mother was still unsure if it was actually working for her or not with the jacket in the way. Oh, This won't do.

"D-do you mind taking off your jacket? I'm unsure if this is really working in your favor if you had the thick layer on." Geum-ja asked respectfully. Hyun-ju understood her question, and agreed to take the jacket off. In one swift motion, she took the jacket and placed it on her lap, allowing Geum-ja to continue her tracing on the now thin layer of the shirt that her and all the other players were put in.

"Thank you, dear." Geum-ja said sweetly, continuing her tracing from before.

The feeling was the same, yet it had a more effective feeling than before because of the jacket. Hyun-ju had noticed this quickly, but it was soothing to feel yet again. Laying against the pole again, she sighed comfortably.

"I just..? I want to thank you. You hardly know me, yet you want to comfort me.." Hyun-ju quietly said, just enough for her to hear.

Geum-ja smiled at that. "Well,, I'm a mother. Mother's attend to whoever is feeling down just to help them get back on their feet, dear." She answered, deciding to use the same up and down motion on her spine, revealing a sharp gasp from the younger. Geum-ja quickly retreated her hand.

"Oh my, are you alright? I'm so sorry, I should've asked if you had any injuries before hand-" she was briefly stopped with a patient hand, as Hyun-ju turned to face her.

"N-no, it's alright! I'm fine. You can continue if you want, I'm just.. A bit sensitive on my spine is all." Hyun-ju admitted kind of quietly. The light blush on her features seemed to make way due to her embarrassment. Geum-ja's worried face turned into a small smile at the discovery.

"Oh? Well, if you want me to continue! I appreciate the reassurance." she gave a few small pats on Hyun-ju's shoulder before continuing. She decided to trace her spine again, but carefully this time. She noticed instantly that hyun-ju was trying to keep her giggles from spurring out.

The woman had a small smile that she couldn't seem to hide away, resulting with her lowering her head down, closest to the pole she was leaning up against.

Geum-ja noticed that each time she'd trace up, her body would arch away from her fingertips, but when she traced down, she'd move back to her normal position just before she'll arch again, but would fight against the instinctive reaction each time. Geum-ja found that quite interesting.

Deciding to enlighten a few giggles out of her, she quickly analyzed where it would tickle most on her spine, and decided to trace her fingers on that spot more than the rest. Almost instantly, she made Hyun-ju melt into a puddle of her own giggles.

They were quick, quiet and breathy. A giggle that Geum-ja never thought she could muster out of her mouth, but they were endearing, and reassuring to hear.

She looked for any uncomfortable movement to cause her to stop her onslaught, but she didn't get anything like that. Hyun-ju just kept close to the pole as a way of leverage, and a sort of grounding, and kept releasing her beautiful sounding giggles.

"I take it that you like this?" Geum-ja broke the nonspeaking silence, causing Hyun-ju to blush a little out of embarrassment.

"Ihihi'm sohohorry.." She apologized quickly, thinking that maybe she's not deserving of such kindful acts.

"Oh this won't do. Hun, you can laugh your heart out! We kind of need to in a place like this to distract ourselves, right?" Geum-ja demonstrated her words by moving her hands closer to Hyun-ju's sides, making her jolt in surprise with a squeal, making her quickly cover her mouth to stop any further ones from coming out.

This caught the attention of Yong-sik and Geong-seok. Yong-sik already knew what was happening, so he turned his head away once again with a smile, and Geong-seok kind of just stared at them, or more so at Hyun-ju. He saw her crumbling into pieces just by Geum-ja's light touch, and it brought a blush of his own. How sweet she sounded, and carefree she was finally letting go? How she was trying, but also not really, to hide her smile? The way that he could just see a glimpse of her features? it adored him. She looked so beautiful. The smile that was creeping up on him was present.

"See? It's okay to laugh. I know you need it anyways, dear!" She said happily, enlightening more giggles to come out of the woman.

Although Hyun-ju was glad she could let loose and laugh, she also felt guilty for letting it out so soon.. Even after the mingle game..

She panicked a little by her thoughts, moving a bit as her mind mad her unsure of the situation. "Ihihi- geheheum- ohohor.. Ehehaha, wait!" the sudden slip up of her name caused her to panick even more, guilty flowing through her heart.

Geum-ja stopped her assault, worried for the young woman all so sudden. "What is it dear? Are you having second thought?"

Hyun-ju was a nervous wreck. She didn't know what to conclude in her head. So, she turned her body a bit to look at the mother with apologetic, and empathetic eyes. "Well.. I-i'm not so sure if laughing right now would be best since.. I mean? It's just.." Hyun-ju was finding it hard to spill out her thoughts. She knew that Geum-ja wouldn't judge, but she held back. She looked at her with worry. How overwhelming this place could be for someone, let alone overthinking things? She felt sorry for her in the most empathetic way.

"I believe that Young-mi would have wanted you to smile, and laugh.. There's too much sorrow in this place, and I'm sure it's driving all of us crazy. If we dristact ourselves from that, it'd be better to get through all of this, yeah?" Geum-ja reassured the best that she could, bringing a hand to softly lay on the woman's knee.

"I um.. I don't know..." Hyun-ju quietly said, looking down at where the mother's hand was laying. She wanted to break free from this dreadful feeling, but the guilt that layed right on top of her heart trapped her from doing so.

"I for one want you to cheer up!" Geum-ja said suddenly, squeezing her knee now. The surprised gasp and chuckle from her shocked the both of them.

"Yohou wouldn't dahare..." Hyun-ju said carefully through suppressed giggles. Geum-ja took that as a challenge.

"As a mother, I would!" Geum-ja said with glee. She started squeezing Hyun-ju's knee repetitively now, resulting in more clear chuckles from Hyun-ju.

"AH-ahaha, hohohold ohohon!" she gripped the offending hand while continuing to lean against the pole, trying to gain an upper hand in the situation, but ultimately failed because she didn't want to accidentally hurt Geum-ja in the process. Thus, resulting with her taking it.

"Yohou seem to be hoholding on just fihine!" Geum-ja couldn't help but giggle with her. Hyun-ju's laughter was just that contagious! And someone seems to be giggling to themselves as well. (Geong-seok, just SIT with them at this point)

The genuine bond seemed to lift up Hyun-ju's spirits a little bit. With all this laughing and releasing her stress and anxieties, she almost felt like she was right at home.

She wanted to move spots, deciding that maybe her sides would be less ticklish? how wrong she was once she darted straight for them.

Hyun-ju felt the ticklish sensation electrify her entire body as she jolted back, a higher squeal coming out of her mouth, causing the woman to blush even deeper as if her face wasn't flushed enough.

"AAH- AhahaAHAaha, O-OhohommahahaAHAaha- uh- Wahahait.." Realising quickly of what she just blurted out, she tried to stop Geum-ja's hands from tickling her further, but she was one step ahead of player-120.

Geum-ja looked at her in shock, retreating her hands after she had hesitated to pull them away in the first place. As she saw the horror on Hyun-ju's face, Geum-ja was quick to bring a reassuring smile, as well as reassuring words.

"Ohoh, dear! No need to make that worried face, it's alright!" She tried to reason, noticing the shock and worry never leaving Hyun-ju's face.

She began to spew out panicked apologies. "I-I'm so sorry.. I didn't mean to call you that,, it just came naturally.." she began to fidget with her hands as she always does when things got overwhelming.

Geum-ja, returning her soft touch back to her knee, never once left the smile that shown proudly on her face. "You can call me mom if you see me as one, you know?" She said, stroking her thumb on her knee now, making sure it didn't enlighten anymore panicked giggles this time.

Hyun-ju looked at her with a confused face this time. "I.. I don't understand.." Hyun-ju said empathetically.

Geum-ja looked at her with the softest of eyes a mother could give. " Well.. There's people in our lives who we look up to as if they were family.. They may act like how an authority figure would act, it's just how our minds see it!" she explained. She never once looked away from Hyun-ju.

"Yeah.. But it's only been a few days since we've known each other, and since.. Well.. The type of place we're in? It's confusing as hell to look up to others in this place.." Hyun-ju spoke with reason, as if she would then talk down on the poor woman who was just trying to sort out her thoughts of the situation.

"Wehell.. Like I said, I'm a mother. No matter how short, or how long you've known me, I'll always think of you as my own.. Cause in this place?" she looked around then, pausing her sentence, "there's gotta be at least someone you should look up to in dire situations like this one, dear." she finished with a smile, like always.

Hyun-ju didn't know what else to say at that point. She was holding back tears by the realization that she was finally recognized as someone who isn't just trans, but as someone's own child. No hesitation. No doubts. She felt accepted. She felt like herself.

All that thought, the woman finally let the tears flow gracefully down her cheeks, letting drops fly from the side of her jawline. When Geum-ja noticed this, she didn't hesitate to pull the woman into her arms, embrasing in what felt like to Hyun-ju, a motherly hug. She allowed herself to fully cry by now. Letting it out, but still holding back on wanting to scream her feelings out.

Geum-ja soothed her by rubbing her hand on her back, like a mother would. Swaying them back and forth a little, like a mother would. Giving hyun-ju the love and care, like a mother would. She gave it all.

"T-thank you.. For this." Hyun-ju finally said after a bit of silence, never once breaking the hug.

"Like I said dear, I'm a mother." Geum-ju said, still having the sweetest smile. She looked over to Yong-sik who finally watched the scene unfold, and she grew her smile at him, letting him know that he has her as well. This caused Yong-sik to smile with her. The cure of a mother's love is so much stronger than the endurance of trying to out live this place.

"She'd be proud, dear." Geum-ja said, softly. Continueing to sway back and forth with Hyun-ju.

[pearlofthesirens]

domestic simon riley headcanons perhaps?

ooh i'm gonna love writing thissssss!!

Domestic Simon Headcanons:

wakes up at either 4 or 5 am, even after retiring. doesn't let go of the military morning routine.

if you're sleeping, he'll give you the softest kiss before fixing the blanket so you're not cold.

brushes his teeth and immediately hits the gym. loves the food you make, will tear that shit up but he thinks he should be keeping his body fit too. doesn't want Johnny to tease him for becoming soft(you personally love him even when he's a huge teddy bear).

when he comes back and sees you making breakfast, he won't hesitate to give you back hugs despite your complains of him being sweaty and smelly. "Si, no! Take a shower first, you're stinky!" "Shower can wait, lovie. I need to give my girl a kiss first."

calls you all sorts of nicknames like lovie, darling, sweetie, doll, my girl, etc.

if he's hungry and you're not at home, the only thing he can make is tea and toast. might burn the bread a little, might add a can of beans or potato mash(bri'ish tings), do not trust him with the kitchen.

if you're doing chores together, he would definitely want to help a lot even if he doesn't know much. for example, he'd definitely help with keeping the counter clean and taking dishes out from the dishwasher if you're cooking.

why waste water? take a shower together! "Water's too hot, doll. You're gonna burn." "Water's just fine." "You make me wonder what kinda demon I fell in love with."

genuinely gets scared if you call him Simon Riley, or worse if it's Ghost. will start contemplating about every single thing he did and where he might've gone wrong. "Simon Rile-" "I'm right here, sugar. Anything wrong? Need a shoulder massage?" "I-...please get the box of pasta from the top shelf." "Anything for you, doll."

he generally refuses to let you see him in full gear, prefers to keep Ghost out of his lovely Manchester apartment. but once after he was done with a long mission, he was so tired that he entirely forgot he had a significant other and walked inside the house with his balaclava and everything. you almost let out a scream when you saw a tall figure with a skull face hovering over you as you were sat on the couch, reading your favorite book. "AAAHH-" "Darling?"

he would legit go "?????" before he realizes that he has his mask on and everything. removes it immediately and sees your eyes soften, arms wide open for him. he takes you in a bone crushing hug, not forgetting to kiss your forehead.

always the big spoon when sleeping, but loves your arm around him too. will keep one arm out for you to rest your head on, doesn't care if it's numb, and the other around your waist. when you're facing him, he will hold your head and hips protectively, letting you bury your face in his chest and neck.

doesn't believe that a man should be controlling what his partner wears, he will encourage your to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and confident. keeps a protective arm around your waist in public to show that you're his. "Wear whatever you want, sweetie. I can fight, ain't got all this body for nothing."

arguments with him are always short. he would not let anything get to a point that you two are shouting on each other's faces, he does not want to be like his father. goes to a different room to cool himself down before he opens the door to find you.

has a hard time apologizing with words at first, will try to get you something like flowers or give you a silent hug. but he soon learns to say "sorry" and to be gentler with you.

will get down on one knee and present you the ring when you least expect it. wants to have a small wedding at a church with only a few people, preferably TF141, Laswell, your immediate family and a few close friends you have.

wants kids, but won't force you if you don't want to. will consider resigning from the military if he does end up being a dad, he doesn't want to risk his life out there when he has two beautiful human beings to come home to. "Such a poppet, isn't she? Just like her mama." "Don't give me all the credit, honey. She's got your looks too, pretty little thing."

will take you out for dates, dinners too. believes that a relationship shouldn't be stagnant. you get to pick the restaurant and he will willingly pay for whatever you want to eat. you just have to look pretty <3

although he likes to put the most effort, he expects you to put effort too. he takes offense if you disregard how he feels, is devoted to you and expects you to love him the same.

little things matter to him. he pays attention to how you make tea for him, how you do not push him when he doesn't want to talk about something, how you adjust the blanket over both of you every time he comes home late and plops himself down on the couch with you.

overall, the sweetest but realistically speaking, it might be a bit tough to live with him considering he's in the military and has a bitter past. but as long as you're ready to compromise and understand him, he will return the love tenfold and more.

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[musette22]

Minnie hi! How are you doing today?💓

I rewatched The Avengers and The Winter Soldier yesterday, and boy oh boy, it's crazy how different Steve is in his own movies compared to the Avengers movies (but most and foremost the first Avengers movie), so I was really thinking about that, and his stereotypical manners among the Avengers, but also the fact that he was pretty much himself in the first scene where he's boxing, and I came to the conclusion that, Steve might have been acting that way - especially since it was his first encounter with the rest of them - intentionally [and I may be projecting my own experiences onto him, but also this might be a common sense in the fandom that I'm not aware of 😅] I feel like it would make so much sense if he was just like oh you and almost the entire world think I'm this constipated, aloof, traditional, rule-following old man? Oh yes I am. Let me give you more material. Because I don't want to be here, I just got out of ice knowing I've lost everything, and I'm clearly beyond misunderstood to try and change what you think of me, I'm just gonna be the pain in the ass everyone's made of me.

And some of the lines are so out of character in my opinion ("There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that"), that when I genuinely put myself in Steve's shoes, I'm like this little shit was mocking everyone, having his own little private satire going on, and knew nobody's gonna question his stereotypical and ridiculous manners. So he might as well be someone who's made up, he's not here willingly and he has no desire to open up to some strangers, at least not now, because he's fucking pissed and rightfully so. I bet he took satisfaction with how absolutely no one questioned anything stereotypical he did, feeling validated in that he IS misunderstood, and that he's being the pain in the ass of the same people who created this persona. So yeah, I'm definitely projecting but it also makes complete sense to me 😅 or maybe I'm momentarily missing something, aside from just poor writing. But I definitely have done this in the past in similar situations myself, and it really is the best way to gain some sort of control and also validating your own truth by protecting it.

Anyway sorry about the long rambling, I love analyzing these two, I'm sure you understand 😂💙

I wish you all the best honey, take care!💝

Hi lovely! Happy New Year to you! 🩷✨️

Aaahh thank you so much for sharing your thoughts about this, I definitely understand loving analysing our boys and I think this is such an interesting interpretation!

Personally, I'm usually inclined to just blame Steve acting OOC in Avengers movies on the writing and directing, but I have to say that your way of reading his behaviour in The Avengers makes a whole lot of sense to me too! I can definitely imagine Steve feeling similarly to you about the way he's perceived and the preset expectations people have of him, without bothering to really see and get to know him. That would piss a person off, and make them either feel very insecure or quite recalcitrant. Steve is certainly the type to react in the latter manner.

Steve trolling the rest of the Avengers and the world with exactly the kind of behaviour you're describing here is a fairly common concept in the fandom, if I'm not mistaken, but I think it's often (though definitely not always) portrayed as something quite good natured and humorous, whereas what you're describing is more out of spite/anger/sadness, but also because he needs to gain some control over his own life and narrative and validate his own truth by protecting it, as you put it so nicely.

While it's maybe not the most prevalent one, I think it's not an uncommon reading of Steve in the Avengers / Steve who is fresh out of the ice, so you're definitely onto something here! It sounds like a very valid interpretation to me 💙

[msoregano21]

Into the Future, Ch. 1

It's here. The continuation of Back to the Past.

Why has Evil Danny started a war? Will our heroes visit the future? Will Danny and Sam ever get a chance to be alone without a ghost interrupting them?!

Let's find out.

(Nickelodeon owns "Danny Phantom" and the original characters. I own this story and the new characters I've added in. Please do not copy without my permission.)

~*~

"He's escaped, Danny. And now he's started an all-out war."

Danny's whole body froze. Not a sound escaped from his mouth, even though his jaw had dropped. The sound of his rapid heartbeat pounded in his ears.

The voices of his friends seemed far away, even when they appeared behind him.

"Tara?" Sam said in amazement. She then grinned. "Tara! I can't believe it's you!"

"Tara!" Tucker said as he ran up to and pulled her into a tight hug, even lifting her up slightly from the ground.

"Yeah, it's me," she said with a laugh.

"What are you doing here?" Sam asked with a smile.

"Have your parents eased up? Are they letting you visit us?" Tucker said.

Tara bit her lip. "I wish that were the case."

Sam's face dropped. "Then why are you here? What's going on?"

"Did something bad happen?" Tucker said.

"Um…"

"Yes," Danny finally whispered. "Something really bad happened."

They all looked at Danny, who was staring at the ground.

After a while, someone finally walked up to him and held his hand.

"What happened?" Sam said.

"…My evil self escaped from Clockwork's castle."

"No…"

"Well, we've kicked his butt once before. We can do it again, right?" Tucker said.

"Hello! Earth to Tucker! We barely made it out alive last time!" Sam yelled.

"That's not all," Tara said. "He's declared war on the Ghost Zone."

"What? How can he do that?!" Tucker said.

"Follow me; my dad will explain everything," Tara said, and she ran off.

The others quickly followed.

~*~

Not too far from the DMV, Tara led the group through a narrow alley, where the light of day barely illuminated their path.

"Wait, where's the time machine?" Tucker said when they reached the tall brick wall at the end.

"My grandparents—your parents, Danny—came the other day to our house to give us this."

Tara extended her arm to reveal a silver band, with a small green ray on the top, around her wrist.

"What is that?" Danny said.

"My grandmother was able to take the same technology from the time machine and shrink down its size. This ray can open time portals."

"That is so cool!" Tucker said.

"I know, right? Come on; my dad's waiting on the other side," Tara said. She aimed her hand at the wall and pressed a couple of buttons on her wristband.

"'Come on'? As in, into the future with you?" Sam said.

A blue beam shot out onto the wall. In front of them opened an opaque, oval-shaped portal.

"Yup," Tara said.

Danny, Sam, and Tucker looked at each other unnervingly.

"Uh," Danny said. "Don't we need those time-traveling suits or something?"

"Nope, my grandmother made these rays and portals safer for travel."

Tara then turned and saw her friends' worried faces.

"Relax. This is super safe, trust me. Dad wouldn't have given this to me if he hadn't tested it out first."

"Your dad came to the past? When?" Tucker said.

"A few days ago, I think. Not for very long, of course. It was in and out, just to see if it worked. Now let's go, before someone spots us."

Danny took a deep breath. "Okay, let's do this."

"You guys go first—when I go in, the portal will close behind me," Tara said.

"Oh, great. No warming up, huh? Just dive right in?" Tucker said.

"That's the idea!" Tara said.

The three walked to the front, where the cerulean light from the portal shone in their faces.

"Ready?" Danny said nervously.

He took Sam and Tucker's hands, and together, they jumped in.

~*~

"AAAHH—oof!"

The trio fell onto a hard, gray floor.

Danny opened his eyes to find someone in black sneakers right in front of him.

A large hand with a silver wedding ring reached out to him.

"Need some help up?" his future self said with a kind smile.

"Nah, I got it. But thanks," Danny said as he stood up and stretched.

Sam took his hand.

"I think I landed on my arm. Ow," she said as she got up. Her right arm was curled up against her chest.

"How bad does it hurt?" future Danny asked.

"I think it'll be fine. Thank you, though." She massaged her arm with her other hand.

Tara then strolled in through the portal, which disappeared behind her.

"Hey guys! See, it wasn't so…oh. Yeah, probably should've told you to just walk through. Sorry about that."

Tucker got onto his feet and looked around.

"Hey, you guys don't have a ghost portal?" he said.

"We do. But like these time rays, we made the ghost portal mobile in the form of gloves," Tara said.

"Ghost portal gloves…man, the technology of the future is wild," Danny said.

"We still have the main portal at my grandparents'."

"Did she make it back?" a young female voice called from the top of the stairs.

"Yeah, Tara's here with our past selves," future Danny yelled back.

Vanessa ran down the stairs.

"Whoa," she said as she walked up to Tucker. "You're my dad from the past?"

"Whoa, you're my daughter in the future?"

"Sure am! I'm Vanessa." She extended her hand out for a handshake.

"Can I get a hug?" he said with a chuckle.

"You totally can."

He reached in for the hug.

"Wow! This is the coolest, yet weirdest, thing I've done in my entire life!" he exclaimed.

"Trust me, your lives will only get cooler and weirder from here."

Everyone looked over at future Sam, who was leaning against the handrail.

"Sam! I didn't hear you come down the stairs," future Danny said as she walked to him.

"Uh, hi, Sam," younger Danny said as his cheeks turned red.

Future Sam smiled at him, making him blush even more.

"Hey there, Danny." She looked towards the rest of the group. "I hate to break up this tender moment, but I just got Megan down for her nap. The time to talk is now."

"Right. Let's go upstairs," future Danny said.

They followed him up the stairs to the living room.

Mounted on the wall was a nearly paper-thin flat-screen television, as well as wooden shelves with books and moving images of the family in picture frames. Turquoise couches circled around a small coffee table, and on the blue carpeted floor laid a play tool kit and colorful blocks.

"Vanessa, hit the shades. We don't want anyone looking in," future Sam said.

"You got it." Vanessa ran for the windows behind the couches.

"Sit down," future Sam said to the teenagers, and they sat on the couches.

"So…what's going on?" younger Danny said.

Future Danny sighed. "It's like this…

"We gave it a while before going back into the Ghost Zone. After all, we were in panic-mode the whole time Tara disappeared. We needed a little break. But then, weird things started happening."

"Ghosts were disappearing," future Sam said. "Our allies within the Ghost Zone started coming to us with news of ghosts going missing."

"Allies like Wulf," future Danny said. "He thought something was up when he noticed ghosts like Fright Night, Hotep-Ra, and even Bertrand were nowhere to be found."

"That's when we traveled back to Clockwork's tower."

"It was a mess. There were gears, bells, time medallions…pretty much everything was all over the place. Sam and I looked around for any clues of what might've happened. Then, we heard someone calling us."

"I followed the sound to find the Fenton Thermos stuck under a gear. When I opened it up, out came Clockwork and all his assistants. Clockwork was ballistic. He was just yelling over and over again, 'We have to go after him! We have to find him!' I had never seen him so frantic."

"Apparently, my evil self managed to topple the Thermos off the table it was on. It landed right on the 'release' button, setting him free."

"Whoa," younger Danny said. "I've been inside the Thermos plenty of times, and that thing's pretty hard to budge."

"Well, remember, he is the strongest ghost we've ever faced," future Danny said.

"Clockwork tried to get him back inside," future Sam said. "He even called in reinforcements. But Dark Danny was stronger than them. Much stronger."

"I think he got more powerful in the Thermos. I don't know how."

"We promised Clockwork we'd begin our search the next morning. We came home and then…"

"We saw Frostbite in our living room."

"Megan gave this, like, ear-piercing scream when he appeared," Tara interjected. "Well, I mean, who wouldn't? The guy has a skeleton ice-arm!"

"Wait, what was he doing there?" younger Danny asked.

"He came to warn us about my evil self…and to urge our family to go into hiding," future Danny said.

"What? But why?"

"It seems that after Dark Danny escaped from the Fenton Thermos, he went to Pariah's Keep. He stole the Ring of Rage and the Crown of Fire, and obliterated Pariah Dark in the process."

"Obliterated? What do you mean by obliterated?"

"Have you ever wondered what happens to ghosts when they die? Well, I am you, so I know you've thought about it before.

"One thing we know for sure is that ghosts are immortal. Some can grow and look physically older, while others stay the way they look forever. But just because ghosts are immortal doesn't mean they can't be killed.

"They don't exactly 'die' like humans do, leaving something solid, like a body, behind. They simply vanish into thin air. Poof. Gone.

"My guess is that's all that happens to them. I don't think there's an 'afterlife' for ghosts. This whole process is what we call 'obliteration.'"

"So, Pariah Dark is gone? No more?"

"Exactly. Now Dark Danny is King of All Ghosts, and he's stronger than ever before."

"Great. As if his normal self wasn't hard enough to battle."

"It gets worse. Frostbite told us that the reason why ghosts have been disappearing is because they've been allying with Dark Danny.

"He wants to not just be King of Ghosts, but King of the Human World too. He's willing to fight a bloody war for that title, and he's guaranteeing all who fight with him will become rulers in the Ghost Zone or the human world."

"He is meeting some serious opposition in the Ghost Zone, though," future Sam said. "Those who are against Dark Danny are calling themselves 'The Resistance'. That should delay taking the fight to our world."

"But I think his motives are deeper than just wanting total world domination," future Danny said. "I think he wants revenge on not just me but everyone who foiled his plans and locked him in the Thermos for all those years. Everyone including Sam and Tucker. Frostbite agrees, which is why he wanted us all to hide."

Younger Danny hung his head and rubbed his temples.

"This is bad. This is really, really bad…"

"So what are you going to do? Why did you need us?" younger Sam said.

Future Sam looked at her husband.

"We've decided…we're not going to hide," she said. "And by we, I mean Danny, Tucker, and I aren't going to hide…But Tara, Megan, and Vanessa will."

Tara shot her head towards her mother.

"Wait, what?"

"You heard me. Your dad and I are going to fight alongside The Resistance. We are not dragging you into this. You need to stay with Vanessa and your sister."

"But I can fight too! You'll need all the help you can get!"

"No, it's too dangerous. We're not willing to risk your life, Tara."

"But…"

"Trust us, Tara. Please."

Tara sighed and sunk into the couch.

"And the reason why we called you over is…well, honestly, we think they'd be safer hiding in a different time. Dark Danny doesn't know we're in contact with our younger selves. He wouldn't think to look in the past."

"I'll fight with The Resistance too," younger Danny said.

"No way, dude! You're needed at home!" Tucker said.

"Tucker's right," future Danny said. "You three have to stay safe. If any of you die, think about how that will rewrite the future. There wouldn't be Vanessa, or Tara and Megan."

"Oh, man. That'll mess up the whole timeline," younger Danny said.

"To say the very least."

"I'm on board with this plan," younger Sam said.

"Same here," Tucker said.

"I promise I'll protect Tara, Megan, and Vanessa with everything I've got," younger Danny said. "Count me in."

~*~

In the future, later that evening…

Future Sam knelt in front of the cabinet underneath the sink. She tossed various items out—a hair dryer, extra shaving cream, small boxes of soap.

"No, no, no! This can't be happening. Where did I put it?" she mumbled.

On the other side of the closed bathroom door, a single lamp illuminated the bedroom in almost a yellow color.

Danny, who was in his pajamas and on top of their bed, looked towards the bathroom.

"I think that went well," he said.

"Me too," he could hear her say.

"I'm glad they agreed to the idea. I don't know where we could've sent the girls if they didn't."

Clank! "Yeah, we don't have much family outside of the United States."

"I think we should leave soon, though," he continued. "I'll make arrangements at work so that I can be gone for a while. I'll also call the girls' schools."

Sam's gray pajama pants and black underwear dropped to the floor, and she walked towards the toilet. "Thanks, Danny."

"I'll grab as many weapons as I can get for The Resistance. We could use our home as a base for them."

Silence in the bathroom.

"I'm not going to tell anyone at work about what's going on in the Ghost Zone. I don't want to start a panic. Right, Sam?"

No answer.

"…Sam? What do you think?"

Still no answer came from the bathroom. Danny sat up on the bed.

"Sam? Are you okay in there?…Sam! Say something please?"

Finally, Sam opened the door. Her eyes were wide.

She shut the door and leaned against it. Her arms crossed her stomach.

"Sam? Are you okay?"

"This can't be happening. Not now, not like this…" she whispered.

"Sam, you're scaring me. What's going on?"

Sam gulped.

"Danny, I wasn't feeling well all day today."

"You weren't feeling well like how? Stomachache? Cold?"

"I'm also late."

"Late? What do you mean by–"

Suddenly, Danny froze. His eyes became as big as Sam's.

She sank to the floor.

"No way…It-it's not possible."

"It is. Danny…I'm pregnant."

[cirilla-fiona-riannon]

Translations may not always capture the exact nuances or tone of the original text. Please support Cybird by buying their stories. Expect grammatical errors.

Kate: "Wait!"

Elbert: "Kate, step back..."

Man: "Don't come any closer!"

The man ran across a bridge over a river in the pouring rain.

The wooden bridge, shaken by the muddy current of the river, couldn't support the man's weight.

Man: "What the!? A-Aaahh!!"

With a loud crash, the bridge snapped, and the man disappeared into the swirling waters.

Kate: "No way..."

Elbert: "It's okay."

Elbert held me close to his chest, comforting me as I was left speechless.

Elbert: "It's alright. You've done nothing wrong."

Elbert: "Forget everything you just saw."

We had come to investigate the Baron's mansion deep in the forest.

Usually, I would accompany William, but this time I joined Elbert to investigate the Baron's mansion, the suspect in a series of kidnappings happening in the area.

------------Flashback------------

Victor: "The culprit seems to target only those with lovers or spouses, kidnapping them."

Victor: "The Baron, our suspect, has a separate mansion deep in the forest, where even the servants are not allowed to approach."

Victor: "I want you to barge into that place."

Victor: "We know he's secretly acquiring sleeping pills, aphrodisiacs, restraints, and other things, so I'm counting on both of you to prevent any more victims."

---------Flashback Ends---------

(However, the mansion was empty, so we followed the footprints from the back door.)

I looked back at the muddy current through the gap between his arms protecting me.

Kate: “Why do you think he ran away like that when he didn’t even talk to us?”

Elbert: “Maybe he got suspicious because we were asking around about this mansion in town.”

Kate: “We came here by crossing that bridge, right? At this rate...”

(If we don’t do something, we won’t be able to return to the Castle.)

Elbert: “Anyway, it’s dangerous near the river. Let’s wait for the rain to stop in his mansion, then find another way.”

And so we ended up spending time in the deserted mansion deep in the forest until the rain stopped.

Just me and Elbert alone.

Kate: “We’re completely soaked. We need to dry off quickly.”

After we returned to the mansion, we searched for firewood, but there were only a few dry ones.

(If we use it in multiple rooms, it might run out before we can leave.)

Elbert: “Shall we spend time together in this room during our stay?”

I nodded in agreement, apparently thinking the same thing.

Struggling together, we lit a fire in the fireplace, and Elbert stared at my body and his own.

Elbert: “It might be better to remove our clothes and let them dry.”

Kate: “That’s a good idea. It’ll dry faster, and we won’t get cold.”

Elbert: “Shall we take them off then?”

Kate: “........”

He immediately started taking off his heavy, wet clothes.

I couldn’t help but turn away after seeing him looking so vulnerable, wearing only his shirt.

Elbert: “I’ll face the other way, so you can do the same.”

Kate: “Okay. Thanks.”

Elbert: “Once you take them off, you can wrap yourself in that blanket over there, so you can stay warm without feeling embarrassed.”

Kate: “Okay.”

I couldn't leave the cold, damp clothes stuck to my skin, so I turned my back to Elbert, removed my clothes, and wrapped myself in a blanket while recalling what had happened.

It was William's proposal that led to me and Elbert going on this mission.

(He seemed to have seen through my desire to know more about him.)

Cursed ones were destined to commit sins and face tragic ends.

I was on guard when I heard this, but I realized they were also human beings with their own thoughts and feelings.

(I want to know what he's thinking and feeling during this mission.)

(I want to understand what's going on in the mind of this person who doesn't fit in with the Crown.)

(As William said, this trip was the result of me giving in to my desires.)

(Though I never thought it would come to this.)

Elbert: "Kate, is something wrong?"

Kate: "N-Nothing."

Elbert: "Come here by the fireplace when you're done."

(It's still nerve-wracking to be in my underwear, even though he can't see me under the blanket.)

I gently sat down next to him.

(Looking at the flickering fire calms me down.)

In silence, the scene from earlier came back to me.

Kate: "Was he really a kidnapper?"

Elbert: "We don't know yet."

(Whether he was a kidnapper or not, the fact that someone died in front of us because we were chasing him remains unchanged.)

My heart ached at the thought of it.

Elbert: "You're not responsible for this, Kate."

Elbert: "This is a Crown's mission. You're not to blame."

Elbert: "So, please don't look so sad."

He stroked my cheek as if trying to wipe away my sadness.

His expression looked as if he was being crushed by guilt.

(He's very kind and sensitive to people's pain.)

(He even protected me from being shocked earlier.)

The warmth inside my chest gradually spread.

His kindness made me happy, so as my response to it, I smiled and endured the pain in my chest.

Kate: "Thank you."

Elbert: "........"

Kate: "Let's search the mansion tomorrow to confirm if he was the kidnapper."

Elbert remained silent and stared at me.

Kate: "Elbert?"

Elbert: "You..."

Suddenly, my stomach growled loudly.

Kate: "Oh..."

Elbert: "........."

Kate: "A-Are you hungry?"

Elbert: "Sorry, but I don't feel hungry that often."

(Right, Elbert doesn't have much of an appetite.)

(I look like a glutton. This is embarrassing.)

Elbert: "Fufu."

Kate: "----!"

(Did he just laugh?)

Elbert: "I'll look for something to eat, so wait here."

Kate: "I'll come with you."

(I don't know why, but for some reason, when he smiles, I feel so happy.)

Though my hunger was satisfied, my hair, underwear, and clothes were still not dry.

Kate: "I'd like to get some rest soon, but what should we do?"

(Wearing clothes from this mansion without permission would be rude and somewhat unhygienic, but if I sleep in my underwear, I might catch a cold.)

Besides, if I were to sleep, I would have to use a bed.

Elbert: "Shall we sleep together?"

Kate: "Huh!?"

Elbert: "I think it's better if we stick together so we don't catch a cold."

Kate: "Um, but..."

(Sleeping with him like this, in just my underwear...)

Just imagining it made my face flushed.

Elbert: "It's okay. I won't do anything that would make you uncomfortable."

His words were filled with consideration. Suddenly, a memory from a past party surfaced in my mind, where he looked pale and uncomfortable as many people touched him.

He probably doesn't like being touched by others.

(But he's still making this suggestion for me.)

Elbert: "Kate?"

Kate: "I don't want to do anything that would make you uncomfortable, either."

Kate: "Are you sure about this?"

Elbert: "Yeah."

Elbert: "I feel like I'll be okay if it's with you."

My heart skipped a beat. I felt like he was putting his trust in me, and it made me want to respond to it.

(Be true to your own feelings.)

William's whispered words echoed in my head.

Kate: "Should we sleep together then?"

Elbert: "Mhm."

We slipped into the same bed, and his face, which looked like a work of art, was now just a breath away.

Elbert: "Isn't this a bit cramped?"

Kate: "It's fine."

(Did I really make the right choice by agreeing to this?)

My heart was pounding nervously the whole time.

Kate: "Um, is it okay to be this close?"

Elbert: "It's okay if we get even closer."

He embraced me, and our bodies pressed against each other.

Warmth spread from where we touched and my heart beat even faster.

(We're not doing anything wrong.)

(This is just to share body heat.)

I reassured myself, trying to calm the strange feelings raging inside me.

Elbert: "Are you warm?"

Kate: "Yes. Are you?"

Elbert: "I'm warm too."

(I'm glad.)

Kate: "Goodnight, Elbert."

Elbert: "Goodnight, Kate."

Even though I didn't feel like I could sleep, I eventually succumbed to drowsiness, wrapped in his warm arms.

Kate's sleeping hand rested on Elbert's chest.

Elbert: "Even when we touch like this, I don't feel uncomfortable with you."

Elbert: "But being touched like this in that mansion was so unbearable it made me nauseous."

Elbert: "I wonder why."

Masterlist╎Part 2╎Premium╎Epilogue

[ratsoh-writes]

No.

No, this couldn't be happening

First the flayer monster, which Sea had done a good job of not dusting him out of respect for her grandpa.

And now... now this... this bunny monster!

Apparently her and her family of 6 were living below them. And of course Sea knew that, she always kept an eye on who entered the apartment building. She knew about the bunny, and about the other 4 tenants that lived in the other apartments as well.

What she couldn't have foreseen was that her grandpa got invited to the bunny's apartment. Ah no bitch! She was not gonna let that slide. And what was her grandpa thinking!? He didn't know anything about this monster, not anything of value at least.

Ugh. Seems like Sea would have to invite herself as well. And she will make sure the bunny knows not to mess with her or her grandpa. Sea will find every. Last. Ounce. Of dirt this bunny has. And that was a promise.

.

"It surprised me when you invited us for dinner"

"Aw. It's okay. I just wanted to meet our neighbors, I invited the others as well but it seems that only you two came"

Sea hadn't said anything during this whole exchange. She was busy scanning every inch of the apartment her eyes could look at. She already had a rough estimate of their income, what possessions they had before the crash and what stuff they recently bought. Their, poorly in her opinion, taste in decor, and a little of the family dynamic. This bunny was the head.

"Oh. And I have been dying to know, what kind of soup did you bring? This is delicious"

"Sea?"

"This is an old family recipe actually. Boiled rabbit. It took me a while to catch it, she was a big but old prey. Oh~! I even cut the legs to make good luck charms... do you want one?"

The bunny looked rather weirded out by that, forcing a small smile.

"I- hunt trophies are not my thing, but my grandson likes them. I'll... give one to him."

"Great~"

.

"What was all that about!?"

"What are you talking abo-?"

"You made that soup on purpose. And you were passive-agressive to her all the damn time we were there. Why!?"

"Well, I'm sorry if all I do is make sure our neighbors don't bother us."

This was it. Their first, and last, fight. The two other monsters had wisely retired to their room, leaving Herald and Sea to their own.

"No. What you are doing is treating everyone like they are a threat. Her, Maverick, the mailman, the store cleric, a group of kids. Kids!"

"Haven't you realized in what situation we are still in? We cannot trust anyone with a friendly smile, what if someone in the family catches on that you and the others are still alive? Huh? What then?"

"If they knew about us we would already be dead."

"No, if they find out about you they would make sure to slowly turn the small time you have to live into hell. I know that because I have done that due to them tasking me to"

"Sea, that's the paranoia talking!"

.

"Aaahh!"

A wall of concrete turned to dust after a single blow from her.

"That senile bastard! Why was he defending that BUNNY!?"

Her hair turned into fire as she grabbed a boulder and threw it at an abandoned building.

"Everything I do, everything I have done for him and this is how he treats me!?"

She felt angry, hurt, and betrayed. She always thought that upon escaping, there will only be her and Herald. She didn't need anyone else... but apparently she was not enough company for him.

"I save him, I free him, I gave him food, clothes, A PLACE HE CAN CALL HIS OWN AND THEN SUDDENLY I AM NOT ENOUGH-!"

"Are you talking about your cats, little cousin?"

.

"Now now, tell me the truth. Did you reaaaally dumped those three cats on the side of the road. Be honest"

"What I do with animals is none of your concern."

"Oooh~? But, see, I find it interesting. You were just shouting how much of a good owner you have been, you saved them, gave them food..."

He slowly walked towards her, hands behind his back, looking at her with those beady black eyes and that sickening wide smile.

"You gave him a place to stay, gave him clothes... freed him from. That. Basement."

She was internally panicking. No, there was no way he found out, she had been through about it all these years.

"You. You are full of surprises, Sea. I have seen you angry before and yet you never let that little shield spell in your mind waver... but now~ I have always wondered what it takes for someone like you to drop their walls..."

She acted on impulse, before she knew it, a wall of rock was already trapping Oscar. She made sure to cast a curse that temporarily paralyzed his magic.

"Hahahaha! Running away? You!? You, of all people!? And nobody has noticed? This... ahaha... this is too good. And you even saved your ancestor, and the other two!"

"Shut up!"

"Whyyyyy? Afraid I'll tell your dady~?"

"He won't believe you. Nobody will"

"Are you sure about that? You have only been able to pull this off for so long because you made sure to not bring any bad attention to yourself. But it only takes a liiiittle seed of doubt to make them start digging for your dirt."

Oh well. Is not like killing him was not an option.

With an easy wind spell, she created a little vacuum that she put near his face. All the oxygen around him started to be sucked in, making breathing almost impossible.

"You... you really... like this guy... egh... ehehehe..."

Oscar ended up passing out due to the lack of oxygen. Sea pondered for a moment if she should just kill him now and pin his death to someone else...

[Well, damn. And here I thought my family was messy]

Get his *ss sea!!! Also this is it! She finally runs from the family!! I’m calling it!!!

[steelstreqq]

*About your Rustout AU*

So. You have this awesome A.U. and I require further information and to gush about it

First and foremost, compliments.

Your designs for Ranboo and Charlie are incredible?? They fit the characters really well, and they remain pretty unique, which I think is lovely. I genuinely adore Charlie's outfit. It really seems like something that fits him, and something that would fit this kind of world (even if you don't think of it at first). Ranboo's scarf/hood thing was a really creative way to incorporate his mask as well!

Your handle on proportions is incredible! Everything looks really nice, it's the type of art I want to put in a snow globe and vigorously shake around for three minutes straight and then stick on a mantle for the next five years of my life.

Your backstories are all really neat! If you had handed anybody else on Tumblr that same list of characters and the idea of nuclear fallout set in the 80s/90s I don't think that anybody would have come up with the same ideas. I want to specifically mention:

Ted - him as a serial killer is genuinely insane. I really don't think anyone else would have thought about that, it is such a cool concept. I don't see him often in fan content, so it's really neat to find him here, and I think this does him justice!

Wilbur - his backstory is a great set up to his character, and it seems really fleshed out. It fits both him and Fundy as characters, and I think it would be really interesting to see how this event impacted him and his future interactions with others.

Charlie - again, such a unique idea. And it fits. Former front man of a pop group stranded and separated from his friends while on a burger break? Pretty much insane but swears up and down that he is normal? Silly billy but also, like, clinically insane? Literally Charlie. The perfect backstory.

Quackity and Schlatt also sound like they're just. Crazy. I find their backstories kind of hysterical, like, 'We'll get married to look good and adopt this thirteen year old gremlin for the news but hey we're attached to him and now we just murdered everybody in the 1% bunker. huh.'

Absolute perfection, those two.

Anyway, you said that asks were welcome, so I have a few questions (if you have answers, or if you're willing to share).

Character stuff (pretty short, but I wanted to ask anyway):

Does Niki/Nihachu have any role in this?

What's Jack up to? Do you plan for him to be close with anybody in particular in this, or is he going to be something closer to a loner?

Do you have a specific age in mind for Fundy? Is he a younger or older teenager, or is it still up in the air?

General Questions:

What character design are you most proud of?

Which character backstory do you find most interesting, out of the backstories you have created?

Any specific plot points you want to share?

Thanks for reading through all this, I hope you liked the ask, because I adored your original post.

OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOTTEN A FOR REAL ASK AAAHH... thank u so much this means everything <3 both me and my partner (who helped a lot on this au) (@belovedstilldear) adore everything about this ask and it means a lot

esp about ted, cuz the serial killer thing was my partners idea :3

ANYWAYS, TO THE QUESTIONS

Does Niki/Nihachu have any role in this?

i didnt think about niki until you asked this and OH MY GOD IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT CONSIDERING IT, im thinking for her she could run some sort of a hostel or sanctuary faction including such characters as bbh and condificition ^-^, she knows her way around a blade and isnt afraid to defend those she is protecting. honestly she probably goes out of her way to attack first, esp when wilbur and his motley crew roll around

What's Jack up to? Do you plan for him to be close with anybody in particular in this, or is he going to be something closer to a loner?

hes gonna be some sort of a raider or pirate type of character (courtesy of my partner AGAIN for this idea). a lone grifter who wanders from settlement to settlement, taking whats not his, and hes definitely not afraid to fight back if confronted. hes a little jackass

Do you have a specific age in mind for Fundy? Is he a younger or older teenager, or is it still up in the air?

deffo around 14-15ish, he really cant navigate the world like he thinks he can

What character design are you most proud of?

CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE, i think i hit a sweet spot with his designs esp with the super big glove

other than him im super happy with ted and tubbo, esp with tubbo having schlatt merch :o

Which character backstory do you find most interesting, out of the backstories you have created?

the most interesting i feel is techno who i didnt go into too much detail with -- hes a college student whos majoring in mythology studies and english. when tommy goes missing, phil calls up his old buddy techno and asks if he can come along with him to look for tommy -- phil and techno essentially adopt these 'wandering criminal' identities and don these kickass gas masks that obscure their faces. ill totally go into their history more when i post their designs

Any specific plot points you want to share?

i dont wanna reveal too much cuz i might make some short comics about these fellers, but i do want there to be some major character death (ao3 style) along the line, it always hurts to lose a character in apocalypse fiction and we'll see where that goes :3

again thanks so much, this means everything to me -- both me and my partner (@belovedstilldear again) answered these on vc at like 1 am BUT THATS LIKE SUCH A VIBE

ALSO I NEED CHARACTERS TO ADD AS WELL SO IF ANYBODY HAS MORE CHARACTERS TO SUGGEST PLZZZ HAND THEM IN!!!

[teddybeartoji]

i have a questionnnnn

do you like video games?

and do you know baldur's gate 3 and final fantasy 7?

i got into those during my last vacations and idk why it never occurred to me to ask you even tho i am obsessed with astarion and sephiroth (it's always the white haired guys my taste is so predictable) and cloud but that's another thing

the characterization in both of those games is soooo good especially if you watch almost everything ff7 related like i did (takes a while though)

anyways i felt you could do them justice if you were to write about them, especially astarion. ngl i was very disappointed when i went on socials, as usual, to consume content about the media i just watched and i was very shocked in a bad way

not by the quality, there's just tons of thirst edits for example and while i agree his character is pretty and everything, it kinda hurt cuz it just went against his WHOLE character arc ... i was very disappointed with the fandom haha

same with sephiroth, though i didnt resent as much cuz his story isn't about the fact of being sexualized against his will

UGH I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH. SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING -

anyways yeah i love media in general, series/movies/games you name it as long as there's a story or just one character that i rlly like i'll love it

so i was wondering what games you liked... or media in general at this point, except the movies you posted about

also no pressure but is there a system with asks? are they removed from your inbox if you answer them? are they automatically deleted after some time? just to know cuz i haven't gotten an answer to mine and i'm scared i might've said something bad! esp since i read badly your rules and didn't see a negation and maybe said smth about looking forward to a next part :') smh

HELLOO NONNIEE:3333 I LOVE VIDEO GAMESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i have only heard abt baldur's gate and final fantasy sadly!!!! i have nothing against them they just don't necessarily seem my type of games.. BALDUR'S GATE CHARACTER CREATION SEEMS SO FUCKING FUN THOUGH OMFGGG

and i've definitely seen and heard a lot of astarion!!!!!!!!!! i've also seen some stuff abt him being really overly sexualized right????? his character seems so cool i would love to get to know him better wahh i really do wanna try baldur's gate one day!!!!!!! and unfortunately i only know sephiroth by name too:((( i'm sorry to disappoint u nonnie baby:(((

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH VIDEO GAMES I LIKEEEE!!!!! my all time favourite is definitely the last of us part 2!!!!!!!!!!!! i am on my like... sixth playthrough on that lmao i'm doing it on grounded so yk wish me luck!!!!! anywayy i ofc like the first one too but man.. the second one hits harder for me tbh. then i really fucking love ghost of tsushima, i'm actually replaying it rn too hehe.

honorable mentions go to rdr2, until dawn, the newest dead space remake, god of war, disco elysium, the resident evil games, assassin's creed (i know a lot of ppl don't like these all that much but idk i think they're really fun!! esp black flag and odyssey)(ok i am biased bc these were like my first games ever lmao), days gone (this is another that most think is rather lame but again.. i think it's really fucking fun i have nothing against it) aaaand death stranding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaahh so many games damn i might've forgotten some but these are some that i really love!!!!!!!!!!!! i have played almost all of them multiple times too lmao that's crazy

for overall media i'd just give a lil shoutout to the 'mindhunter' series on netflix!!!!!!!!!!!!! i absolutely fucking looove that show!!!!!!!! i've seen that multiple times too i love the characters and just the way it's done overall!!!!!!!!! also 'manic' i think that's a netflix one too.. that's a really short one but idk it changed me okay i think it's fucking great

OMGG AND WAAAHHH TRUST THAT I STILL HAVE YOUR ASK!!! I AM JUST REALLY SLOW WITH ANSWERING THEM SO I AM VERY SORRY ABT THAT!!!!!!! and you definitely haven't crossed any lines either, so it's one hundred percent on me!!!!!!!!! the thing is that i get a bit overwhelmed when i have to answer things which sounds ridiculous bc I LOOOOVEEEE TALKING TO YOU GUYSSS my brain just sucks okay i'm sorry

[andvys]

I don't see Eddie getting angry as an hypocrisy thing. I personally feel he got mad bc 1. she ignored him and when he saw her again he finds out why he's being ignored and 2. as a friend ill be upset one of my friends kissed the guy who broke her heart in the most horrible way bc I want my friend to heal and be truly happy, putting his feelings for her aside I think this is why he was mad.

I mean, he saw her crying over Steve and practically being a shell of herself, she was so broken and just out of nowhere he finds out they kissed and not even from her, he learned it from someone else (if I remember correctly) and obviously his feelings for her added to the mix of anger had him really upset but he realised he was hurting her with that tantrum and he doesn't want to do that to her after everything she went through.

Now, her own anger and jealousy.. She could be feeling this bc she didn't realised before how she felt about Eddie and is seeing that as a betrayal but it is not bc EDDIE WAS SINGLE AND SHE NEVER GAVE HIM ANY REASON TO THINK HE COULD HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER.

Finding out that information now that she realises she has feelings for him has a totally different reaction than if she had when she was ignoring her feelings. Part of her knows what she's feeling with that info is irrational bc Eddie didn't do anything wrong (?) but feelings... You can't control those.

All their reactions are valid and no one is right or wrong bc they live and see the same circumstances differently.

Also... Stevie, I'm so mad at him.

Aaahh, I mean you’re right. It wasn’t only jealousy that made him act the way he did back then. Obviously, he did feel jealous but he was more so pissed and angry, and he had stayed up all night, worrying about her.

As for reader, her anger isn’t fueled by jealousy. She knows that he doesn’t owe her anything, that he was and is still single and free to do whatever he wants. Besides, she’s certain the he doesn’t feel the same way she does. Still, she’s a tiny bit jealous. But, there’s more anger and bitterness towards him because of the way reacted to an innocent kiss while there’s things that he did that were much bigger — and she’s a bit upset that he didn’t tell her, cause they tell each other everything. Or, at least that’s what she thought.

In the end, neither of them did anything wrong. There’s a lot of miscommunication between her and Eddie. But, Steve left her pretty traumatized. She’s used to keeping things to herself and Eddie? He doesn’t even know that her feelings are as strong as they are.

[kahran042]

A metric ****tonne of new Jonas Corbin's Guide to Life quotes!

Chloe: Say it! Alicia: I am a tough…whispers bitch. (Source: 13 Going on 30) (Chloe Seaver, Alicia Ramsey)

Sarah: Here, Lauren. I got you this book. It’s called “New Hampshire's Best Lesbian Hikes.” Lauren: Now I can walk and kiss girls at the same time!! (Source: 3rd Rock from the Sun) (Sarah Reinholt, Lauren Reinholt)

Connor: No need to apologize. You’re stupid; I’m rude. See you tomorrow. (Source: 3rd Rock from the Sun) (Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: Give me one good reason why. Chloe: I’ll give you five good reasons. counting her fingers as she curls them into a fist One, two, three, four, FIVE! Jonas: Those are good reasons. (Source: A Charlie Brown Christmas) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Nate: Who would care about a loser like me? Jonas: Losers like us, that’s who! (Source: A Very Potter Musical) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Principal Mazlish: Jonas Corbin, why do I get the feeling this has something to do with you? (Source: Aaahh!!! Real Monsters) (Viktor Mazlish)

Mia: I'm Mia, and I'm back to answer more of your letters! Our first letter comes from Claudia Thomas of Clear Lake, Iowa. Claudia writes, "Dear Mia,"- that's me! "Dear Mia, I live in a two-story house and my room is upstairs. Every morning when it's time to go to school, I jump out the window. So far, I've broken my leg seventeen times. You have any help or suggestions for me?" Well, Claudia, I do have a little suggestion for you. USE THE STINKING STAIRS! THE STAIRS, EINSTEIN! "I'm Claudia! And I jump out the window because blah dee blah dee BLAH!" JUST USE THE STINKING STAIRS! MAN! ARE YOU SURE YOU BROKE YOUR LEG? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU FELL ON YOUR HEAD AND BROKE YOUR STINKING BRAIN! heavy breathing (Source: All That) (Mia Thompson)

Principal Mazlish: I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them! Jonas: But you did make the rules, they’re called “Mazlish's Rules”! Principal Mazlish: Darn right! And I stand by them! (Source: Amphibia) (Viktor Mazlish, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: It’s no big deal. Jonas, narrating: This was a very big deal. (Source: Amphibia) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: Aren't you even a little bit scared? Nate: Why should I be? Science is on my side. (Source: Arthur) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Monica: You can stay up when you're Jonas' age, Samantha. Samantha: But I'll never be Jonas' age! He's always gonna be ten years older than me. (Source: Arthur) (Monica Corbin, Samantha Corbin)

Jared: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think it’s too late for violence. (Source: Bob's Burgers) (Jared Murphy)

Chloe: I have a hypothetical question. Suppose a kid at school called me a nasty name… should I kick him real hard in the shins? Mark: No, I don't think violence would be justified. Chloe: Here's another hypothetical question. What if I already did? (Source: Calvin and Hobbes) (Chloe Seaver, Mark Seaver)

Samantha: They say Santa knows if you've been good or bad, but what if someone had been sort of BOTH? I mean, suppose some kid TRIED to be good… at least, well, most of the time… but bad things inexplicably kept happening? Suppose some kid just had terrible luck, and she got blamed for a lot of things she did only SORT of on purpose? Jonas: Who exactly might we be talking about? Samantha: This is a purely hypothetical case, Mr. Smartypants. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes) (Samantha Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: looks up at the stars I'M SIGNIFICANT! (A few minutes pass) Connor: …screamed the dust speck. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes) (Connor Urquhart)

Adrian: I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. (Source: Calvin and Hobbes) (Adrian Bernhardt)

Connor: I won't be sorry to see this day end. Morgan: You say that every day. (Source: Daria) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Thom: Connor, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light? Connor: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality? (Source: Daria) (Thom Anderson, Connor Urquhart)

Marissa: …I should get back before Thom and Kyle kill each other. Donna: Yeah. You wouldn’t wanna miss that. (Source: Daria) (Marissa Anderson, Donna Corbin)

Colin: I love your hair. Morgan: What? Colin: No…I- love the…air. (Source: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) (Colin Gardner, Morgan Urquhart)

Jared: Why are you going to be on the news? Did you get locked in the monkey cage again? Nick: Hey, those chimps tricked me! The big one took my corn dog and I had to go in there and get it back! (Source: Drake and Josh) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

Thom: I’m not cool, alright? Why do you think old people like me so much? (Source: Drake and Josh) (Thom Anderson)

Jonas: Excuse me, but I know when a girl likes me! I’ve imagined it a thousand times! (Source: Drake and Josh) (Jonas Corbin)

Teacher: You were supposed to hand in an essay on current events. Nick: Yeah, which I did. Teacher: No, this is today's newspaper with your name written on it. In crayon. (Source: Drake and Josh) (Nick Murphy)

Jonas: opens his bedroom window and looks out YOU HEAR THAT, FOXWOOD? JONAS CORBIN'S TIME HAS COME! SO LOOK OUTSIDE- falls out of the window (Source: Drake and Josh) (Jonas Corbin)

Mark: looking at a picture of himself Who's that good-looking guy? Connor: Get some glasses, Mark. (Source: Ed, Edd n Eddy) (Mark Seaver, Connor Urquhart)

Kiera: (eating a sandwich) Mmm. Chloe: What kind of sandwich is that? Kiera: Peanut butter egg and jellybean. The week after Easter so rocks. Chloe: I need to start making MY lunches. (Source: FoxTrot) (Kiera Bernhardt, Chloe Seaver)

Chloe: Mark, I don't even know HOW to play Wayfarer! Mark: That's OK- you can read the instructions while I'm setting up. Chloe: Where are they? Mark: In my big bookcase upstairs. Chloe: Could you be a little more specific? Mark: How so? Chloe: Top shelf? Bottom shelf? Middle shelf? Mark: Look, if time's a problem, you can skip volumes 18 and 31… (Source: FoxTrot) (Chloe Seaver, Mark Seaver)

Zane: Jazz, if you were Sarah, what would you want for your birthday? Jasmine: Hmmm. Am I mad at you? Zane: A little. Yeah. Jasmine: Diamonds. Big ol' rocks. Zane: What if you weren't mad at me? Jasmine: Hmmmm… Diamonds. Big ol' rocks. Zane: Never mind. (Source: FoxTrot) (Zane Kessler, Jasmine Kessler)

Kiera: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue. Chloe: That's because you have it. Kiera: That’s a good point. (Source: Friends) (Kiera Bernhardt, Chloe Seaver)

Nate: That's a mean question! I'm not answering that! Chloe: Come on, it's just a question. If you had to punch someone in the group- if you HAD to- who would you punch? Nate: I'm not answering that. We're all friends. Why would I punch anyone? Chloe: It would be Jonas, wouldn't it? Nate: Yeah, but I don't know why. (Source: Friends) (Nate Kellerman, Chloe Seaver)

Peter: I’m older. Colin: I’m younger. Peter: I’m taller. Colin: I’m shorter. Peter: I’m smarter. Colin: I’m…not falling for that. (Source: Full House) (Peter Gardner, Colin Gardner)

Connor: Tell me something I don't know. Morgan: Yesterday, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet. (Source: Full House) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Richard: Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid could ever have? Jonas: You were until you said that. (Source: Full House) (Richard Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Richard: Now you can have your ice cream and chocolate milk, but no cookies. Samantha: Boy, are you strict! (Source: Full House) (Richard Corbin, Samantha Corbin)

Kathleen: You can’t just sit here in the dark, listening to music. Connor: Well, I could have if you hadn’t turned on the lights and turned off the speakers. (Source: Futurama) (Kathleen Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: My back hurts from sleeping for eighteen hours. Brad: For you, that would be considered a work-related injury. Jonas: Shut up. (Source: Garfield) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Mia: Look, Brad, look! Look! Look! Look! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Brad: ALL RIGHT! WHAT IS IT?!! Mia: Made you look. (Source: Garfield) (Mia Thompson, Brad Thompson)

Donna: (looking groggy) Oh, boy, what a night. I ate too much, I drank too much, and I danced half the night. You're lucky you're a kid, Jonas. You don't have to put up with all that. Jonas: (yells) RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?! (Source: Garfield) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Robert: I'll never understand you. Connor: I like that. Connor Urquhart: Boy of Mystery. (Source: Garfield) (Robert Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Mark: I think we’re lost. Connor: We don’t get lost, we go exploring. (Source: Generator Rex) (Mark Seaver, Connor Urquhart)

Principal Mazlish: Mr. Kellerman, I need one minute of your time. Nate: I’ll give you two because you scare me. (Source: Gilmore Girls) (Viktor Mazlish, Nate Kellerman)

Mark: I'm madly in love with you. Lauren: Well, good luck with that. (Source: Gilmore Girls) (Mark Seaver, Lauren Reinholt)

Jonas: Who wants to hear a joke? Connor: Not me. Jonas: Yeah you do, here goes. (Source: Gravity Falls) (Jonas Corbin, Connor Urquhart)

Justin: Despite my best efforts, NASA rejected my application letter three times. Each letter said the same thing: “We thank you for your interest, but you’re twelve.” (Source: Gravity Falls) (Justin Seaver)

Connor: If there's no pot, I'm going home. (Source: Grey's Anatomy) (Connor Urquhart)

Jonas (to Samantha): No offense, you know that you’re my sister and that I love you, but let’s face it, you’re a nightmare! (Source: iCarly) (Jonas Corbin)

Morgan: What’s up with you? Connor: What do you mean? Morgan: You have been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game? (Source: iCarly) (Morgan Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Chloe: The only thing I give for free is attitude! (Source: Jem) (Chloe Seaver)

Morgan: Clowns are not normal people. (Source: Junie B. Jones) (Morgan Urquhart)

Brad: You should be ashamed of yourself. Mia: You're right. I should be ashamed of myself. But I never am. (Source: King of the Hill) (Brad Thompson, Mia Thompson)

Richard: I know Samantha is very sorry and didn't mean it. Samantha: Very sorry. Richard: See? Samantha: But I did mean it. Richard: Samantha! (Source: Lilo and Stitch) (Richard Corbin, Samantha Corbin)

Chloe: Why is your mom so mean? Kiera: I guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it. (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Chloe Seaver, Kiera Bernhardt)

Mark: Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar. Nick: Yeah, it is. It's the 31st. Mark: No, Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear that's Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween. Jared: pointing to a calendar No, look, it's the 31st. (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Mark Seaver, Nick Murphy, Jared Murphy)

Mark: What's the matter, Mom? Valerie: What does it say on this jar? Mark: "Valerie R. Seaver." Valerie: Well I'm glad someone around here can read. The jar holds fourteen pickles. I had three yesterday, two for lunch today, and one and a half for snack. And now there are six and a half pickles in this jar. Simple math indicates… Mark: Are you counting the one in your hand? Valerie: Okay, false alarm. (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Mark Seaver, Valerie Seaver)

Valerie: At what age did you just accept that your life is a piece of rotten garbage and always will be? Donna: Twenty-two. (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Valerie Seaver, Donna Corbin)

Connor: Am I in hell? Morgan: No, Connor. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing. (Source: Married… with Children) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Connor: Mark always seems like Mr. Slickster Cool-guy, but he’s actually hiding his emotions under a very thick layer of Axe body spray. (Source: Modern Family) (Connor Urquhart)

Mia: Sorry I aggravated you. But just so you know, a lot of people think I’m adorable. (Source: Modern Family) (Mia Thompson)

Everett: You know, I raised two fully functional daughters. Nina: You have two daughters I don't know about? (Source: Modern Family) (Everett Chapman, Nina Chapman)

Valerie: Chloe likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damned if Chloe didn’t walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won by 10 boxes. Best part is, Chloe wasn’t even a Girl Scout. (Source: Modern Family) (Valerie Seaver)

Jonas: Mia! Were you following me? Mia: Yes- I mean no- I mean, maybe! (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (Jonas Corbin, Mia Thompson)

Alicia: I'm so frustrated, I could just kick something! lightly taps vase with her foot, barely making it rock (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (Alicia Ramsey)

Adrian: I am a father. Kiera: Terra's a ferret, Adrian. Adrian: She is my blood! (Source: New Girl) (Adrian Bernhardt, Kiera Bernhardt)

Morgan: Feeling better? Connor: The yelling’s on the inside instead of the outside now. (Source: Paranatural) (Morgan Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Chloe: When people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know how I really don't care about them. Jonas: Fascinating. Chloe: Glad you agree, Joseph. (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: I can't go because I don't want to. (Source: Parks and Recreation) (Connor Urquhart)

Kiera: Terra, this has been a very bad week for me. What can you do when everything seems hopeless? Terra: licks Kiera on the cheek Kiera: That's good advice! (Source: Peanuts) (Kiera Bernhardt, Terra)

Nick: I'm gonna have to think about that. Mark: Great. Then I'll never know. (Source: Pelswick) (Nick Murphy, Mark Seaver)

Kiera: Chloe's been suspended! Jonas: For what? Kiera: Violating school code number 74. Jonas: Um, "don't ever have fun doing anything, ever"? Kiera: That's 73. It's the dress code. Jonas: Foxwood has a dress code? (Source: Pelswick) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Jared: It's a stop sign, Nick. It doesn't change to green. Nick: Oh… oh yeah. (Source: Pelswick) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

Stephen: Adrian, don't you think you're being a little harsh with your sister? Adrian: No. I know what boys are like. I'm one. (Source: Pelswick) (Stephen Bernhardt, Adrian Bernhardt)

Nate: It’s called polarity! You can’t have two positives or two negatives. Kiera: Oh, you can have two negatives. Just look at my parents. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Nate Kellerman, Kiera Bernhardt)

Jonas: Care to come with us? Connor: And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Jonas Corbin, Connor Urquhart)

Chloe: Mark, are you crying? Mark: No, I'm sweating through my eyes. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Chloe Seaver, Mark Seaver)

Mark: Promise me something, Nick- NEVER BREED. Nick: I'll try. (Source: Pinky and the Brain) (Mark Seaver, Nick Murphy)

Jared: Aw, what?! I wanted to be player one! Nick: Jared, I'M player one. YOU'RE player two. Jared: I don't wanna be player two! He just digs with the sucky pickaxe. I want the one with the shovel. Nick: Jared, they're exactly the same! Jared: Then why don't YOU be player two? Nick: scoffs I'm not using that stinky pickaxe. Jared: HAH! SEE?! (Source: Regular Show) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

Zane: After what happened to Aya-chan that last episode, I couldn't sleep for days. Sarah: Zane, have you talked to a psychiatrist about this? Zane: He didn't understand. (Source: Rugrats) (Zane Kessler, Sarah Reinholt)

Jonas: If you wanna be a winner, you have to learn the four Fs of leadership: Fearlessness, Fairness, Firmness, and Control. Nate: "Control" isn't an F. Jonas: Well then it's…three Fs and a C. Chloe: Sounds like your report card. (Source: Salute Your Shorts) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman, Brad Thompson)

Mark: You know what makes us a team? Nick: We all wear the same color tank tops! (Source: Salute Your Shorts) (Mark Seaver, Nick Murphy)

Jared: Um, Nick, Mark just gave half the peace sign to Principal Mazlish back there. Nick: Which half? (Source: Salute Your Shorts) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

singing at a school assembly Nate: Foxwood High… Kiera: We hold you in our heart… Brad: And when we think about you- Jonas: It makes me wanna fart! students laugh Principal Mazlish: It's "I hope we never part"! Now get it right or pay the price! (Source: Salute Your Shorts) (Nate Kellerman, Kiera Bernhardt, Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Viktor Mazlish)

Mark: I'm sorry I ate your Skittles. Chloe: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench. Mark: It's okay. Wait. When did you- Chloe: pushes Mark off the bench Mark: I deserved that. (Source: Sam and Cat) (Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Brad: Have you asked Kiera out yet? Jonas: Well, technically not yet, but in my mind, we already have children. (Source: Saved by the Bell) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can’t decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them. (Source: Scrubs) (Connor Urquhart)

Mark: Hey, idiot. Jonas: turns around Mark: Heh. I said "idiot" and you turned around. (Source: Scrubs) (Mark Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I feel like my old self again: totally inadequate, completely insecure. (Source: Seinfeld) (Jonas Corbin)

Adrian: I never think of myself as being a ferret owner. Terra's more like a friend. (Source: Snoopy Come Home) (Adrian Bernhardt)

Alicia: I’m going to start being more assertive, if that’s okay with everyone. (Source: Someecards) (Alicia Ramsey)

Chloe (to Connor): ♪ Here he is, the biggest douche in the universe. In all the galaxy, there’s no bigger douche than you. You’ve reached the top. The pinnacle of douchedom. Good going douche, your dreams have come true. ♪ (Source: South Park) (Chloe Seaver)

Chloe: Tell him off, Alicia! Assert yourself! Alicia: That's my ice cream cone. Chloe: Great, now let him have it! Alicia: You can have it. (Source: Spongebob Squarepants) (Chloe Seaver, Alicia Ramsey)

Kiera: Jonas…I'm not perfect. Jonas: See, you have to say that because you're modest, which is just another aspect of your perfection. (Source: Stargate SG-1) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Nate: You should've done this earlier! Jonas: In my defense, I forgot. (Source: Steven Universe) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I thought you didn’t like to play the hero. Mark: Doesn’t mean I don’t know how. (Source: Teen Titans) (Jonas Corbin, Mark Seaver)

Lydia: Morgan! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most spaghetti eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witness? Morgan: Um… (Source: Teen Titans) (Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Kiera (about Samantha): Her threats seemed pretty legit for a five-year-old. (Source: Texts from Last Night) (Kiera Bernhardt)

Connor (to Mark): You know, I appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person. (Source: Texts from Last Night) (Connor Urquhart)

Stephen: Kiera, we need to have a talk, as father to daughter. Kiera: Oh, don't worry, Dad. Adrian already had that talk with me. Deborah: faints (Source: The Adventures of Pete and Pete) (Stephen Bernhardt, Kiera Bernhardt, Deborah Bernhardt)

Kiera: Your sister is something else. Brad: We're still trying to figure out what. (Source: The Angry Beavers) (Kiera Bernhardt, Brad Thompson)

Principal Mazlish: Miss Beaumont, do you have something you would like to tell me? Jadyn: Do you want the truth or my side of the story? (Source: The Brak Show) (Viktor Mazlish, Jadyn Beaumont)

Chloe: Being awesome makes me hungry. (Source: The Goldbergs) (Chloe Seaver)

Chloe (about Jonas): He annoys me so much, I just want to kiss his stupid face. (Source: The Goldbergs) (Chloe Seaver)

Brad: What'd you do, Jonas? Jonas: Something stupid, but I don’t want to talk about it. Chloe: Good! We don’t want to hear about it. (Source: The Lion King) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Jared: Oh, Mark, it's just you. Nick: We were afraid it was someone important! (Source: The Lion King) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

Mark: Chloe? Chloe: Yeah? Mark: I miss Connor. Chloe: I don't. (Source: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) (Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Chloe: I would never say this to Jonas' face, but he is a wonderful person and really smart. Alicia: Why, why wouldn’t you say that to his face? (Source: The Office) (Chloe Seaver, Alicia Ramsey)

Susan: We're off to the Parent/Teacher conference. We'll bring back dinner. Jessica: What are we gonna have? Paul: Well, that depends on what the teachers say, if you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad… uh, let's see… poison. Jessica: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Jadyn: Poison pizza. Paul: Oh no! I'm not making two stops! (Source: The Simpsons) (Susan Beaumont, Jessica Beaumont, Paul Beaumont, Jadyn Beaumont)

Paul: You can’t say that about my kids! Or at least two of ‘em. (Source: The Simpsons) (Paul Beaumont)

Richard: Uh, I'd like some flowers. Valerie: What kind of flowers? Richard: You know, pretty ones, not dead. Valerie: We have some beautiful long-stem roses. They're $55 a dozen. Richard: One, please. (Source: The Simpsons) (Richard Corbin, Valerie Seaver)

Kiera: Why don't you let people see the good in you? Connor: Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations. (Source: The Vampire Diaries) (Kiera Bernhardt, Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: If being cool is a crime, then you can call me- Brad: A law-abiding citizen. (Source: Tiktok) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Jonas: Can someone tell me why my five-year-old half-sister is such a savage? (Source: Tiktok) (Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: Someone needs to explain…no, seriously. Someone needs to explain…why in the world…is my hedgehog so CUTE?! (Source: Tiktok) (Chloe Seaver)

Adrian: I wouldn’t need to learn how to manage my anger if more people would manage their stupidity. (Source: Tiktok) (Adrian Bernhardt)

Kiera (looking at the stars): Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Jonas (looking at her): Yeah, I guess so. (Source: Tumblr) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: A bad reputation is better than no reputation at all. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart)

Mark: How do you keep an idiot waiting? Nick: I don't know, how? Mark: I'll tell you later. Nick: Okay. 30 minutes later Nick: Wait a damn second… Mark: laughing (Source: Tumblr) (Mark Seaver, Nick Murphy)

Chloe: eats shrimp Mark: Cannibalism. Chloe: I will punt you through a window. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Mark Seaver)

Valerie: Who spilled orange juice in the kitchen? Mark: Not me. Chloe: Not me. Justin: Not me. Valerie: What, so the orange juice just spilled itself? Mark: I never did trust that orange juice. (Source: Tumblr) (Valerie Seaver, Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver, Justin Seaver)

Colin: Are you ever going to listen to me? Peter: Yes. Absolutely. Colin: When? Peter: When you're right. (Source: Tumblr) (Colin Gardner, Peter Gardner)

Connor: I feel weird, like someone took all my problems away and everything is good in the world. Mark: …That's called happiness, Connor. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Mark Seaver)

Mark: See, the problem with getting older is you get in more and more trouble for decking your siblings. (Source: Tumblr) (Mark Seaver)

Jonas: Why’s Alicia crying? Kiera: She thinks she stepped on a ladybug. Jonas: Thinks? Kiera: It was a red M&M. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Kiera: picks up Lilith Explain to me why you’re so cute. Lilith: Meow. Kiera: Fascinating. (Source: Tumblr) (Kiera Bernhardt, Lilith)

Mia: Lovey-dovey bitch syndrome is destroying my brain. (Source: Tumblr) (Mia Thompson)

Brad: Who would have thought you have a soft side, Mia? Mia: I don’t. Brad: shows her a picture of Jonas Mia: lips trembling Fuck. (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Mia Thompson)

Chloe: I’m short, which means that all my rage is concentrated. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver)

Lauren: No! You don’t get any pets after peeing on the carpet! Dandelion: climbs in her lap Lauren: … Lauren: starts petting Dandelion You're lucky you're adorable. (Source: Tumblr) (Lauren Reinholt, Dandelion)

Chloe: Do I look like I give a fuck about you? Jonas: You're holding my hand and gazing into my eyes. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart)

Connor: punches Morgan in the shoulder Morgan: Ow! What was that for? Connor: I don't know yet, but I'm sure you've done something. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Connor: You're annoying. Morgan: But you love me. Connor: Doesn't make you any less annoying. (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Chloe: Request for you not to be a bitch. Mia: Request denied. (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver, Mia Thompson)

Morgan: Connor, you’re my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks. (Source: Tumblr) (Morgan Urquhart)

Brad: Please, Jonas…after everything we went through together. You can’t do this. Jonas: I'm sorry, Brad. Brad: I'm begging you, don't do it. Jonas: It has to be done… Brad: … Jonas: … Brad: … Jonas (placing a Draw-4 card): Uno. (Source: Tumblr) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: I’m much more than a pretty face. Chloe: Since when do you have a pretty face? (Source: Tumblr) (Connor Urquhart, Chloe Seaver)

Morgan: Sibling fights don’t end in apology. Connor and I just walk around the house and don’t talk to each other for a couple hours and then one of us will pop our head in the other’s room and ask if we want food. (Source: Tumblr) (Morgan Urquhart)

Nick: The fact that I’m considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious. (Source: Tumblr) (Nick Murphy)

Zane: carves "Zane + Sarah" into a tree Sarah: What a nerd. adds "4-Ever" (Source: Tumblr) (Zane Kessler, Sarah Reinholt)

Mia: How come Jonas still doesn't understand that I like him? Jasmine: All you do is stare at him like a creep, and when you’re actually talking to each other, you’re mean to him. Mia: I'm not mean. That's me flirting. Jasmine: Oh boy. (Source: Tumblr) (Mia Thompson, Jasmine Kessler)

Morgan: You need anger management classes. Connor: You need shut the fuck up classes. (Source: Tumblr) (Morgan Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Morgan: When I was six, my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried. (Source: Tumblr) (Morgan Urquhart)

Nate (bad at flirting): I like your name. Alicia (equally as bad): Thanks, I got it for my birthday. (Source: Tumblr) (Nate Kellerman, Alicia Ramsey)

Alicia: I have to do something scary today. politely asks for something incredibly reasonable (Source: Twitter) (Alicia Ramsey)

Mark: People be like “it cost $0 to be kind” like being mean isn’t free too. (Source: Twitter) (Mark Seaver)

Nate: My problem is that I expect everyone to have common sense, and they don’t. (Source: Twitter) (Nate Kellerman)

Kiera: Cat logic is so simple yet so effective. Don't like something? Smack it as far away from you as possible. Flawless reasoning. (Source: Twitter) (Kiera Bernhardt)

watching a movie Samantha: What's happening? Jonas: I don't know. Samantha: Why not? Jonas: You keep asking questions. (Source: Twitter) (Samantha Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Donna: Help me fold the laundry. Jonas: Why? Donna: So we can put it away. Jonas: Or we could just leave it in the laundry basket and pull it out as we need it. Donna: There’s a flaw in your plan, but I’m not seeing it. (Source: Twitter) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Kiera: I tell Lilith “I know” whenever she talks to me, but truthfully? I have no idea. (Source: Twitter) (Kiera Bernhardt)

Connor: I hate to brag, but I can make a therapist anxious. (Source: Twitter) (Connor Urquhart)

Nate: I swear I'm the only one here with a braincell… Jonas and Brad: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell! (Source: Twitter) (Nate Kellerman, Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Principal Mazlish: We have a ten dollar fine for swearing on campus. Connor: Shit. Principal Mazlish: Pay up. Connor: hands him a twenty Keep the fucking change. (Source: Twitter) (Viktor Mazlish, Connor Urquhart)

Lauren: As an older sister, I can confirm we are the backbone of society and deserve financial compensation. (Source: Twitter) (Lauren Reinholt)

Jonas: Whoever said that all women are delicate and friendly obviously never met Chloe. (Source: Twitter) (Jonas Corbin)

Connor: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid. Morgan: Connor. Connor: internal rage (Source: Twitter) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Thom (watching the news): Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium. Kyle (covered in ink): Maybe the squid was being a dick. (Source: Twitter) (Thom Anderson, Kyle Levy)

Kiera: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 push-ups, drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk. Jonas: When I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up. (Source: Twitter) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin)

Connor: Today was awful. Morgan (trying to be positive): Tomorrow is a new day! Connor: Is that a threat? (Source: Twitter) (Connor Urquhart, Morgan Urquhart)

Kiera (babysitting Samantha): Hey. Let’s play a game. It’s called “See who can be quiet the longest.” Samantha: Cool! My mommy and daddy love that game! (Source: Up) (Kiera Bernhardt, Samantha Corbin)

Connor: I’d ask why you’re upset, but I don’t care. (Source: Victorious) (Connor Urquhart)

Lauren: I'm a lesbian. Jessica: I thought you were American. (Source: Vine) (Lauren Reinholt, Jessica Beaumont)

Mia: I saw you hanging out with Jonas yesterday. Chloe: M-Mia! It's not what you think! Mia: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH! cocks toy gun (Source: Vine) (Mia Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Sarah: There’s only three things guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and a group of theater kids eating at Denny’s after their last production of Hamlet. (Source: Vine) (Sarah Reinholt)

Kiera: When playing Mario Kart, there's that one friend. Jonas: Alright! Let's do Rainbow Road! Brad and Chloe: … Kiera: Don't be that friend. Jonas: screams as the gang lock him in a closet (Source: Vine) (Kiera Bernhardt, Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson, Chloe Seaver)

Mark: Please, be nice to my siblings. I’m the only one allowed to torment them. (Source: Winx Club) (Mark Seaver)

Jonas: I love when you pretend to be mean. Mark: Well, I’m not pretending, but thank you. (Source: Wizards of Waverly Place) (Jonas Corbin, Mark Seaver)

Brad: God, I love Nephilim, there is no one better. Jonas: Wrong, Kiera is the most amazing person in the world. (Source: YouTube) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin)

Lydia: I wonder who invented the meatball. Morgan: What do you mean, 'invented'? Lydia: Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, "Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form." (Source: Zoey 101) (Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Jonas: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Nate: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop’ pirate. (Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

[smileymoth]

okay fine you two @guyphantom @gh0stofyesterday

please nobody crucify me i am unfortunately embarrassed about speculating about real people who i have never met and never will meet. also i say allegedly a lot because i don't want people to take my words to 100% accuracy because i spread misinformation on accident a lot

i am putting this under read more because i got too enthusiastic help

nobody really knows what the fuck actually happened that they split ways, Deuce says he got jumped afterward, that he was pointed a gun at, HU say that that never happened and he was a problem to carry around because none of them agreed w what he was doing. Like did they really gang up on him. Did they all bully him. It makes me feel weird being such a big fan because what if they really did do him bad, but then there's the other end of him being a massive fuckwad and not showing up to shows and using the very little money they had to pay for his own things (allegedly, to have Yuma on tour w him if i understood correctly-), which would obviously piss off ANYONE who tries to do any sort of business. He just... seems to have been an awful bandmate. He claims he doesn't know why he was kicked. So either he was delusional or denying things. i will be honest i have forgotten most of the lore since again i was first got into this band when i was 12 and i'm 22 now (i am never leaving the labyrinth) but like. AAAHH

obvs i don't know what he thinks now per say, but if we go by nine lives/invincible/nightmare... he got kicked out in 2009 and then he went to do his own shit and released stuff in 2012/17/18, so about 3 to 9 years later, he was still writing songs about them and how they betrayed him and especially Jdog, he just straight up namedrops him in Nightmare, which is understandable because weren't they besties and didn't they start the band together (with shady jeff? allegedly? thats what he claims at least. who are you. you got pointed a gun at thats all i know),

Its okay to hold grudges but is it really productive to hold onto something 9 years later, to write a song about it... It's fine really, but it really just comes off as very desperate and miserable. like im sorry this is 900% about HU. and ofc the r word, classy, i think the dog reference was intentional

Me and my friend discussed this, and he brought up an interesting point, that it's probably because all of his life falling apart always connects back to being kicked out of the band. Addicted to drugs -> I didnt have money and needed something to cope with -> why-? -> hu -> jdog. My music career dunked -> why > hu > jdog . you know. Everything goes back to them. so he probably feels such wrath toward them that he never let go of, because he couldn't pick up after being kicked out. I do wonder why because he had a very loyal fanbase from what i can gather. Did producers just fuck him over because he had no money and signed some leases that were fucked? Might've also been that he didn't release new music for a while after 2012 like he promised. It didn't seem like he had any PR managers or social media training too when I remember browsing his FB page in like 2017...

Like the musical direction in Nine Lives already wasn't the best, or maybe it just wasn't for me... I think gravestone is one of the best songs out of it, but it's also probably referencing to Hollywood Undead. Do you people think that his grudge toward HU is what kept him from growing as a musician??? Because if you think about it for too long it does start to seem so... Maybe it's not that, but that he will always be seen as the "former vocalist of HU" instead of his own thing. Like even I see him more as that rather than HU but i guess it's because he didn't become a big artist like he promises in every song he writes. (Again I don't know much abt rap scenes but that's probably also one of the things they do, much like being aggressive toward other rappers and picking fights so to say. sth abt the culture maybe) But again he states in his spotify bio and everywhere that HE's the one from Hollywood Undead and HE made them and THEY left him. It's like he can't let go of that title to become his own thing. Am I running in circles rn. Unintentional song reference.

I am very intrigued by whatever happened with him and Johnny tho, because the only diss track they made abt him was Lights Out (Funny story w that one: my mom knew I was a HU fan so she also proxy listened to them, and she once asked who is singing. and im like. Oh its them. "interesting they sound nothing like that usually" and I had to agree I guess. haha. Like it is very... different? I guess?) and J3T was the only one who didn't partake in it I think. And I've also heard people say it's because he didn't want to be in a distrack about him. But then he also states that J3T was one of the people who beat him up. Like what's going on here.

this is a bit rough tho like imagine you make a band and you get kicked out and they're like HAHA you suck.

But if you take into consideration that Deuce allegedly claimed he wrote all of their lyrics (when? i dont know) and if you compare the styles of his own songs and later hu songs then it doesn't really... match up... like swan songs sounds more like american tragedy than it does nine lives. you know

it does Seem like Perhaps the masks were Deuces idea or it's just something that he wants to be his thing so bad because he has had soo many masks. and some do look really cool. I like the disco ball one it looks real clean, (the fact that he used it for 'lets get it crackin' kinda makes me sad tho. sorry I really don't like that song and the lyrics of it)

Now if we take Nightmare.. I remember being extremely hyped about this song because I heard like a nokia recorded sound clip of it from some concert in 2017 and I downloaded a ''cleaned up'' copy of it from some weird mp3 website and probably got like 10 viruses on my samsung galaxy a4 but whatever . Not The Point.

like look at this and tell me it isnt about HU or Jdog in general. oh wait he namedrops him

''Here comes the pain over and over again'' You Are In Love With The Dog Please Let Him Go It's Been 9 Years. your codependency is hurting you

and then now when he released the ''collateral damage" album last year... you know I just feel bad for him because you can clearly hear the decline in his music and lyric writing it hurts me I hope he can pick himself up again at one point ... like literally no ill will to him I'm just a hater sometimes

This has nothing to do with HU but the cover of this is so bad it makes me want to cry .

Or well maybe it does have Something to do with it because is there a reason you used the exact same mask as you had in HU, just like, on a metal board. You'd think if he wants to be his own musician he would try to get away from the Hollywood Undead Branding as much as possible. Or is he trying to get clicks based on the familiarity of fans recognizing him because he really has nothing left at this point.

And if I go through the album then I can't even tell if it's him or if its someone else and the lyrics are just sad. They're really sad to just look at I don't even want to report on them.

I do wonder if any of them are still friends with Jeffree Star... Another interesting thing is that in one Bryan Stars interview with Ronnie Radke they spoke abt the 'Nobody likes me' song collab that he did w Deuce and he said Fuck Hollywood Undead they fucked him over badly. But then like, years later, last year, Ronnie was headlining(?) or at least performing together with HU and they seemed to be very buddy buddy with each other. Ofc some people were upset because Ronnie is a little freak who needs to be put down like a sick dog but it makes me wonder if it was more of just the management making them work together... But I dont think they'd be buddy buddy w someone that much if they didn't get along? Like they and Papa Roach had a fantastic tour together last year. It just makes you wonder. You know. But again like Ronnie Radke is the most unreliable guy ever, so did he also abandon Deuce like they complained about everyone else doing, or was it just a press tour for him.

This is Ronnies verse on that song but it does make me think that it's about HU once again, and well, Escape the Fate too, because in the interview he did tell Bryan about how they made up lies about him.

The amount of times Deuce says faggot or homosexuals tho is ridiculous. The average homophobe spends 30% more time thinking about gay sex than the average homosexual or whatever that saying is.

another thing about him. i know he's like part russian but did he really have to get a hammer and cycle tattooed on his hand. whats that about. thats like getting the swastika tattooed on your arm but go off king ??? i blame it on him being american

Me psychoanalyzing the relationship between hu and deuce every few months when the hyperfix hits again

[whorekneecentral]

heyyy i’m not saying we want but WE NEED a sequel to dad’s best friend!mark webber i have not been the same since, maybe them secretly continuing to hook up or maybe he’s picking her up from a party again aaahh i really do need it

ly ✌🏻

hi babe! it's not often that I get a request for mark so obviously I had to write this one <33 -- kinktober: dad's best friend + mark webber -- tw: age gap (reader is over 20!)

The sound of his phone blaring woke him up, his arm stretched out to find the phone without opening his eyes. "Yeah, hello?" He says when he finally finds it.

"Oh thank god you picked up." The person on the other side says and suddenly he's a little more awake. "Y/n? Is everything okay?" He asks, pulling the phone from his face to check what time it was; 4:15 in the morning.

"Yeah no, I'm at this party and I need a ride. Everyone else is drunk and I didn't drive, my friend did but I can't find her and I don't wanna take an uber cause it's late."

Mark was already out of bed, searching for his shirt in the darkness when he hit speaker on the phone. "Yeah I'm coming, send me your location and I'll be there soon."

--

You were sitting on the curb of what looked like a shitty frat house when Mark pulled up. He winds down the window and honks, you look up and get up when you see him.

It was pretty chilly outside and he tossed you a sweater when you get in the car. You drape it over your legs when you get in the car, "I'm taking you to my place, figured you don't want your parents finding you coming in, especially since you smell like a brewery."

"Yeah, thanks." You tell him, picking at the chipped nail polish on your finger.

The drive back was quiet, the windows were cracked a bit and the fresh air was sobering you up the rest of the way.

"I'll leave some clean clothes for you in the guest room," he says and he can't help but notice how you smile drops at the mention of the guest room.

"You're welcome to stay with me, if you want."

"Can I?" You ask and he hums, gesturing for you to walk towards his room. You sit on the edge of the bed as he digs out a shirt for you to wear. He hands it over to you and you get up, turning around and it doesn't need to be said, he knows; Mark reaches for the zipper on your dress and pulls it down.

His eyes fixed on you as the black dress falls to the ground and leaves you in your underwear. "I like those," he says, making his way back to bed.

You had already pulled the shirt on when you got on the bed. "Yeah, cute aren't they?" You chuckle, crawling up the bed to sit on his lap.

Mark's hand rests on your hip, rubbing it softly. "You're not tired, darling?" He glances at his phone on the nightstand, "it's nearly 5."

"Not really," your finger dragging down his now bare chest. "I've been thinking about you." You whisper to him and his brows furrow, "is that so ? When do you think about me?"

"Like when I'm touching myself," you mumble and Mark flips you two over, you're flat on your back looking up at him.

His hand wanders down between the two of you and your back arches, a little whimper slips past your lips when you feel his fingers push into you. "Can you do it like that?" He asks you quietly, watching as your face twists with pleasure.

"Mhm, only you can." You tell him, one of your hands wrapping around his wrist as he curls his fingers. You spread your legs a little more, squeezing his wrist.

"Mark, please," you breathe, eyes meeting his. "Please what darling ?"

Between the way he was looking at you and the way his fingers were moving, you were barely able to get the words out. "Fuck me," you mumble and he smiles.

"That's my girl."

[nextinline-if]

AAAHH-

I also kept thinking about what if C returned but someone beat me to it *pouts* Can I still send my scenario? 👉👈

So I thought of C being presumed dead as soon as he leaves and MC just gives up on love altogether after this second failed attempt (F first love route) and focus on the kingdom and it's a pretty good ruling. 10 years pass. The mission was successful and C only lost a couple people but it's a really slow and harsh way back home, trying to stay hidden and using secrets paths.

C's group show up, all dirty and ragged and with long hair and grown beards and such. MC receives them as if nothing is wrong, full ruler facade. Everyone is taken care of and sent back to their home/families, except for C. Their loved ones can see MC is shell shocked, almost catatonic from the impression even while addressing people and giving orders.

Until it's only them and C. The door of their chamber barely closes when MC throws themselves at him and cry and cry and cry.

of course you can send your scenario, im not going to deny OG Harbinger gloomcat aha

aha but TEN YEARS???? fuck lol is Constantine actually Odysseus or something? 👀

below the cut!

Every day's the same. Well, it's not. But your thoughts are. No matter what you're doing for the kingdom, your mind always takes you back to him.

Of the life you could have had if he hadn't left. If he hadn't died.

But today's thoughts are interrupted by James bursting into the council meeting, eyes crazed at they land on you.

You remain calm but nausea rolls through your stomach.

"He's back - he's really back." You don't miss the tears in your brother's eyes.

"Who?" you ask, although you suspect the answer. And hope that you're right.

"Constantine," he whispers.

For a moment, it's hard to move. But all eyes in the room are on you. You slowly rise and look around at everyone gathered. "This meeting is dismissed. Let's reconvene next week." Then you exit the room, each agonizing, slow step needed to prepare you.

James quietly walks alongside you to the throne room, where the returned party is waiting. Before the guards open the door, you instruct a servant to prepare a banquet, warm baths, and fresh clothes for them all.

When you enter, you resist the urge to look at Constantine. But you can feel his gaze on you. You can see him from the corner of your eye. But no - you can feel yourself slipping. You must stay strong.

You glance around at the brave group who has returned and address them. "Welcome home. You will be fed, bathed, clothed, and sent on your way to your families. And then next week, we will hold a large celebration in your honor, where you will be given everything that you have earned - titles, gold, and property. For now, please, rest. And please know, I am truly grateful for the sacrifices you've made for Castelon."

Speech over, you slowly inch toward a corner, needing the support because it feels like the walls you've built are crumbling around you. After a while, you glance up and meet the gaze of your concerned mother as she talks to James. You can't handle being looked at that way so as voices grow loud and servants pile in under your orders, you quietly slip out and head toward your chambers.

As the door starts to close, your head is down, lost in thought, and a voice causes you to jump.

"Look at me, love," a deep voice commands. Not a voice, his voice. The voice you've dreamt of hearing again.

You look up into those blue eyes that came to haunt you each night. Before you know it, your arms are wrapped him, causing him to stumble a bit. Tears fall from your eyes as his strong, warm frame wraps you in the love you've longed for.

And he holds you for hours as you sob. Until finally, you can't cry anymore. That's when he kisses the dried tears on your cheeks and leans his forehead against yours.

"I love you," you hoarsely whisper.

He smiles softly. "I know. And I love you, meum cor."

[oxiosa]

Hi Oxi! I'm here cause through the years our fandom has discussed and explore the BrArg rivalry a lot but I feel we don't talk enough about them playing together. (Been watching some football youtube and I'm sentimental now). 1/3

I feel these two could work so well (Looking at Ney/Messi and Dinho/Messi). I dare guess this could be how the sexual tension from their rivalry could culminate in some scenarios. With their undeniable chemistry together in and off the pitch.  2/3

I'm not even an expert about football or anything but I've even been thinking what possitions they'd play, who their style would be the most like? For example, I think Tincho would be great but I don't think he'd play just like Messi or even Diego (I don't think I see Tincho being left-footed and him being tall may also be interfering lol). Maybe more like Batigol? IDK, I do think he'd be a 9 and Lucho the 10 maybe? 3/3

Hello, dear! Aaahh thank you for the messages, love getting (new?) people join our little brarg discourse.

Before getting into some football discussion, I wanna disclaimer that even if I’m a hardcore Argentina NT fan, I don’t care about National Leagues and that makes me a little green in general terms. So, hablemos sin saber, anon, HERE GOES NOTHING.

I think you made a very interesting point with the player positions. I agree and I do think Luciano is a perfect 10; he’s deviously smart and sneaky and you know he’s the kind of prayer who’d infuriate defenders as he breaks havoc among enemy lines, dancing around them and always finding a way to slip through and shoot towards the goal.

But I've always struggled a little with Martín’s position. I think Tincho is 10 material, ngl. Dinho is even taller than Tinchito and he’s a legendary 10, so don’t count Martín out just for his height, anon! But I see where you’re going suggesting a 9, especially if we’re indulging in a scenario where both Lulu and Tincho are playing together and can’t both be the 10.

I personally don’t like a 9 for Martín - it might be my football inexperience speaking but I feel it lacks a little bit of agency over the game as a whole. Lacks charm and magic to me, I don’t think Martín’s just a striker, yk? And here I’d like us to entraint what will probably be a bit of a controversial idea: how about Martín being a midfielder? You say Batistuta and Di María, but how about Mascherano or De Paul?

Here, allow me to make my case with the help of wikipedia: “Midfielders provide a link between defense and attack. They offer an additional line of defense when the team is under attack, and they have a key role initiating attacks as they can be sometimes described as ‘playmakers’. Midfielders are always busy in a game and are often therefore described as the engine room of the team.”

I think this restless flexible role really fits Martín, who he is overbearing and domineering and downright restless. Martín would totally be the sort of player who’s all over the field trying to get the game to go his way. He will be pushing forward always on the attack, but I think he would fall back and go after a lost ball as well. Martín is aggressive and competitive, lethal and perfect for attack, but he also is very fierce and doesn’t give up which are traits I think make him good defense. He attack, he defend, but most important he makes sure the ball goes wherever he wants it to be. I like this flexible role that just allows him to do whatever the hell he wants, I feel it suits rebellious loose-cannon Martín very well to be a little bit of everything and all over the place and not have just one defined role. He’s free to just be wherever he feels he is needed.

I also really like this “playmaker” role for him. It allows him to be strategic and creative, traits shared with a 10! That’s where true magic happens; the thing with big players isn’t just about their footwork but also their quick clever minds. Additionally, this concept of “engine of the team” really fits him, yk?

Now, as perfect as I think he’s for the role, here my problem with midfielder!Martín: no matter how good a midfielder might be, they don't take the spotlight the way strikers do, and I do think that's an issue for someone with Martín's ridiculous ego. Knowing him and how dangerous his football skills are and how much of a diva Tincho is, I think he needs to be a striker, a showman, the star of the team.

So now I’m back at where I started: I have no idea where to put Tinchito if I’m not giving him the 10 :D

[wingedmiraclesong]

Omg thank you for this super sweet reply!!! I'm happy that I was able to give you back at least some of the joy I felt when reading your work.♡

First and foremost and I'm positive I speak for everyone here, you really don't need to apologize or explain yourself (I know it feels that way since people are following you for the fic like you said but you don't have to). Especially since life doesn't seem to be kind to you. Mental health can be such a drag, especially depression. I wish you nothing but the best and hope you can get back to doing what you love once you change meds.

So please don't stress about the fic! You don't owe it to us and we're patient. And even if one day you lose all motivation or inspiration to write the last two chapters, that's fine too. Writing is something you should enjoy. So please don't push yourself and take your time!!!♡♡♡♡

Now with that out of the way:

THAAANK YOU FOR THE SNEAK PEEK!!!!! Aaahh*/×%@×%$@>3{^÷€@*@^!€€!(!:#_!% (♡______♡) I totally didn't see that coming nor did I expect it when I gave that well deserved shout-out. Aaah this made my day as well!!!! It makes me so excited. Poor Lucifer I wish I could hug him. But I don't need to worry because Lilith is already there for him. :3

Besides, it's called 'war'? Aaah, that sounds like something dark is on the way!!! I love it!!! (Chapter two already got very creepy, I enjoyed it so much and chapter three omg there are no words).

I don't know how you do it, but the Lucilith moments are so beautiful and accurate characterwise, even though we know next to nothing about her yet. You seem to pull it off so effortlessly. It's incredible. Since the two of them are so cute in your fic and in this fandom in general, my heart really sinks when I think of their looming separation given the current Hazbin canon. I really hope everything works out in the end and that they can be happy again eventually, but we'll have to wait and see what Vivienne has in store for them.

But until then, I'd really like for everyone in this fandom to consider your fic canon and enjoy it as that. Your work is way too underrated compared to how well written it is!!!! Thank you for your hard work and for all the fun it has given me over the past few days! ♡

Please take good care of yourself!!!

My dear Lucilith fandom.

This. Is. A. Must-READ:

Prequel by Keet126 on ao3.

@keets-writing-corner wrote such an epic on how everything went down with Lucifer, heaven and eden... how hell came to be and was shaped, the sins, the Ars Goetia... how Lucifer and Lilith got together and supported each other through all that happened to them... why Lucifer lost all faith in sinners and so much more......

I just finished it and WOW. I can't describe my feelings. I have no words. THE LORE! The ABSOLUTE ADORABLE sweetness that is Lucilith in this fic.... I can't... I just can't. This might as well be canon.

Please check it out, I beg you. It's SO worth it! ;♡;