#aaaaaaass He

[duckapus]

Mario vs Muppet

As the battle bus rolls across the felt countryside, Kamek stands up from his seat near the front and turns to address everyone, "This is it. The last seed. Given Kermit's abilities, we'll have to be especially careful not to be see-"

"No."

Everyone looks to see who spoke, and it's Mario, who's standing up as well with his head lowered, eyes hidden by the bill of his hat, "We've tried the stealthy approach twice now, and it's only made things worse. We know where the seed is, we know what Kermit can do, we're riding in a fucking tank, and quite frankly he's made this personal." He raises his head, revealing a steely glare and a fire in his eyes, "I say we do this the Avatar way and storm the place. Memes, violence, excessive amounts of fire, the works."

While some of the group has concerns, there's a general ascent to the idea. 4, Meggy and Marcy in particular remember all too well the first conversion they ever saw.

Seeing that they're in agreement, Mario nods firmly, "Alright, here's what we're gonna do..."

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It's a lovely, peaceful day at Muppet Castle. The kind of day that makes you absolutely sure that nothing can go wrong.

*HONK! HOOOONK!*

Those are, of course, the best days for everything to go wrong.

Kermit gets out of his throne to see what that noise is, and his eyes bulge out when he sees the battle bus about to hit the wall at top speed, "WHAT THE FU-"

*CRASH!*

He's thrown ragdolling across the room, which is now full of dust, rubble, and a completely undamaged tour bus on tank treads. The door opens, revealing Mario with a rocket launcher, "YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER! YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!"

With that, and a rocket that Kermit just barely blocks with his shadow hands, the rest of the group pours out of the bus with various weapons in their hands, apart from Phineas, Ferb and Cubot who stay inside to use the bus's weapon systems.

4 speaks up, "Alright Kermit, give us the Wonder Seed or we'll take it from you."

Kermit gulps, then scowls and pulls out the blue seed, "Oh, you mean this?" and then, in a show of defiance, he puts it in his mouth and swallows.

Everyone looks at him with varying degrees of shock, with Marcy as the first to recover, "Well, I guess we're dissecting frogs today."

"GUARDS!"

And so the fight's on. Muppets and shadow hands pour in from every direction, many immediately getting blown up by the battle bus's arsenal. Marcy and Schezo raise their blades and jump directly into the fray, while Meggy, Kamek and Sig try to keep their distance and fire ink and magic from afar. 4...ends up in a slapfight with a converted Fozzie Bear. And Mario only has eyes for Kermit, chasing him all over the battlefield in a frenzy of missiles and Madness, which eventually causes the two to separate from the brawl end enter the halls, which thankfully takes the shadow hands out of the equation.

"I'm-a gonna get you!"

Kermit runs for his life, knowing even in his corrupted state that he stands no chance against an Avatar in full Crazy Stupid Mode. He rounds a corner, and when he sees where he is he grins, "Oh, Luigi!"

Mario freezes in his tracks at that name, and then flinches back when he sees the felt form of his lost brother burst out of a nearby door and plant himself between the two, Kermit smirks down at him.

"That's right, if you want to get to me, you'll have to go through your brother first!" He throws his head back in an evil laugh...which lasts for only a few seconds before a now flaming, ragdolling Luigi hits the wall behind him, "WAT!?"

Mario just gives him a blank wall-eyed stare, "You don't know me very well, do you?"

Kermit looks on in horror as Mario slowly approaches, "Iiiiiii'm about to whup some-bo-dy's aaaaaaass..." before running again.

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Back in the throne room, things are...more-or-less going in the group's favor for once, seeing as the crowd of Muppets has thinned out significantly. Not to say everything's going smoothly. In particular, Schezo's apparently accidentally said something inappropriate yet again and is on the receiving end of a Miss Piggy Beatdown, and 4's still "fighting" Fozzie.

They end up near a balcony, where Statler and Waldorf are of course watching all the action, "Uh, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't you be down here trying to stop us like everyone else?"

"Are you kidding? This is the best show they've had all week!"

"Maybe even all year!"

"Plus my grandkids would kill me if they found out I attacked Phineas and Ferb."

"Mmm."

He just shrugs at this, "Fair enough."

"I'LL SHOW YOU PENETRATION! HIII-YAH!"

"I CLEARLY MEANT WITH MY SWORD, YOU THICK SIDE OF BACON! AREIADO!"

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And now back to Kermit, who's found a table to hide under.

"Come here, fishy fishy!"

He shivers in fear, praying that the crazy plumber moves on, and after several seconds of silence he's almost convinced that it's safe...

And then a gloved hand shoots down around his neck, "Got ya bitch!"

He yanks the oversized frog up and onto the table, a massive knife in his free hand, and Kermit breaks, "Please, I'll give you anything to let me go!"

Mario...seemingly thinks it over, a wild look in his eyes, "...offer me money."

"O-of course, all the money you could ever want!"

"Offer me power."

"I-I'll make you a king! I'll give you Anything!"

"Anything!"

"Just name it! What do you want!?"

"...I want my brother back, you son of a bitch." And the knife comes down, tearing through the soft fabric body, fluffy clouds of stuffing falling around them as the seed is exposed. And then he grabs the seed and goes back the way he came, leaving what's left of his enemy behind...

...which has a single, hilariously ironic remark about the situation, "Wow, what an asshole."

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A few moments later, Mario bursts back into the Throne room, "I GOT IT!"

4 gives him a thumbs up from where he's sitting on the now-unconscious Fozzie, "Perfect! Alright everybody, let's blow this joint!"

The rest of the group heeds his words, finishing up with whoever they're fighting and going back to the bus. Once they're all in, Phineas does a three-point turn before flooring it back out the hole they'd made, and once they're a few yards away from the castle makes a sharp turn towards the Tower.

"Get some rest guys. It's gonna be a long drive, and we need to be ready for whatever's in there."

[rachelvelascoart]

The Crooked Man is by far the best one off story Hellboy ever did but man that movie looks like aaaaaaass. So did the David Harbour one, and it was, but at least it was a fun bad.

Fuckin

"This place smells of death"

"How do you know"

"Darkness attracts darkness"

He would NOT fucking say that.

Hellboy is just a good dude with the energy of like a home inspector or a plumber who is real tired of things popping out of the drywall occasionally to inform him he really needs to be getting on with that whole ending the world business already. This is the third time this week stop asking.

He is not Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven way.

[brownhairedbookworm]

“Youuu can suuuuuck my aaaaaaass~”

He blew a raspberry at her

"Nyeeeehhh~"

[anothersebastianblog]

and well, that also confirms that Seb is an ass-type of man / more like "overall attractive" type bc none of his girls besides Ale had aaaaaaasses, sorry not sorry, not shaming anyone with or without it. After all, he himself is a pancake rather than a peach❤️

Look, I don't like her anymore, but I won't stand for this erasure of Margarita's fantastic perky butt. 😤 Ps: I said it before, I'll say it again: the one thing Seb is is a "pretty face"-type of man lol.

.

[kittscott]

i need to kiss rocky's and delve into his mouth and lick the shit out of his mouth and taste his saliva and the faint taste of canadian whiskey as his mouth is covered in my own saliva making sure he'll only taste me before i pull out but then i kiss them again on the lips and we make out for minutws before i slowly hug him tightly and fall alseep in his arms before he does too and then we can dream of each other and then we can wake up in heaven but not in literal heaven but it is literal heaven when hes in my arms anyways we wake up and i cook him stuff while he flirts with me and i flirt back and ill stroke and play with his tail and ill cook him eggs and toast with some coffee and ill make it taste perfect and then we can go do shit togheter forw er even after we die and even after the great tribulation me and him can dance to jazz and swing on paradise earth forever young forever happy forever in love help mee i need him so badly aaaaaaass i love rocky rickaby i love rocky rickaby i wanna propose to him on Valentine's day at exactly 11:32 pm on a hill so thats it extra romantic you dont get my love for him i am obessed v.2 help isnt enough i need deliverance to god but idc i need rocky more i need him kissing me and i need him hugging me and i need him and i want him and hes a must have in my life and yeah just gimme him please lemme clean his clothes for him aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hes peqce and love he wipes the tears off my eyes and makes the moon shine bright like a diamond on a rhinestone island yes ive watched hamilton anyways gimme him mr dynamite man cute rumrunner kitten

I like how they changed his model to look a little nerdier, plus they made his nose pink 🥺

[hoghtastic]

Omg the body discussion agaaaain. I have biggies too but they were fine until I had a baby, it’s genetics and yes in general biggies hang more. Let’s face it her skin isn’t youthful in general.

But I don’t caaaaaare her personality sucks aaaaaaass 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 fuck her body fuck this shit discussion. He’s stuck with a self-centered wannabe Pinterest princess. He’s a loser 💩

She posted it for likes and ass kissing comments 💔FROM STRAAAAANGEEEERS

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and your personal experience, anon. 😊 Personally, I agree that personality weighs much more than looks.

[cbrosa-archived]

i hate mirko as much as raul and almost all the male characters there. i'm annoyed at the way theyre forcing the audience to feel sympathy for him and the sudden forced shipping of him with isabel is super cringe worthy.

[gemwolfz]

some thoughts about the anniversary stream now that ive had some time to digest:

- wayne (spamton a) was very good at creating the vibe of "spamton kidnapped me and is keeping me underground to impersonate him on tv". as opposed to baaulp (spamton b) who looked like he was having a great time

- the pipis looks so blue raspberry flavored

- the pipis live demonstration was just so good. mm fresh! tastes like fresh!

- uh oh! cungadero! beep beep! brrrr haha vrrrrrrm

- SPAMTON AAAAAAASS! SPAMTON AAAAAAASS!!!

- spamton was offended that we would consider eating pipis in the q&a. apparently putting them in your mouth is ok though (and they taste like fresh)

- the description for the pipis bath mat says "nesting material" and the commentary says "it is so soft i think i will make this my nest". spambird real

- spamton z spamton... what a mysterious man

- um thats it my brain has hyperlink blocked

[vexter-the-comedian]

*He's just running for the life he longer has, trying to find somewhere high to climb onto* "SOMEONE HELP ME! THERE'S A DERANGED GOBLIN PUT FER MY AAAAAAASS!!"

*Vex was out and about, wandering near the Vee tower at the request of amythist. the air was still decently cold due to it being winter in hell. she had given him a vial with a pink potion on the way out, saying he'd know when to drink it.*

*The amount of questions in his mind were enough to drive him crazy. How he was talked into this was beyond him. Probably because it was too early for him to argue, so he for some reason agreed. Sighing, he walks around the tower, holding the vial in his hand as it rests in his pocket. He'll pass the time by humming a song he likes under his breath. Nothing else to do really*

[britishchick09]

my little pony: a new generation livewatch

what’s even better than livewatches being back after 2 months? mlp g5 being here!!! i haven’t watched g4 since the midway point of season 6, but i’ve kept up with all the pony news on equestria daily. at first i wasn’t too excited about g5, but since more clips and info have come out, i’m pumped to get the party started! :D

the orchestra is beautiful! very disney :D

IZZY BALL!!!! :D

HOLY FRICK TWI??????? :O

YAAAAAS!!!!! :D

i bet this is the show sunny watched as a foal! :D

twilight: “we’re the guardians of friendship! with the power of our friendship we will...” pinkie: “spread love!” flutters: “give hugs :)” rarity: “FRY BRAINS!” this is so sailor mo- WAIT WHAT DID RARES SAY????

did this just turn into a pony.mov video? or propaganda?

aww they’re playing!! :D

i didn’t expect sprout to be here!

OMG HITCH DEFEND SUNNY GEEZ

sprout wants to play pegasus bbq WUT

sprout kicked the rainbow dash doll RUDE

phyllis: ”you’re brainwashing their minds!” argyle: “it’s called research, phillys. and by the way, i leave all the brainwashing to you!” OHHHH NOT YET DEAD DAD JUST ROASTED HER!!!! :D

sprout wants to ‘keep everypony in line’ when he’s sheriff BOI

aww sunny wants her dad to see the unicorns and pegasi with her! :’)

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!! :D

not even 5 minutes in and there’s feels!

twilight is ‘as bright as the sun’! :D

besties! :D

SUNNY SAID ‘PEGASUSES’ AWWWW!!!!!! :D

beautiful! :D

argyle: “one day, we’ll figure it out... together :)” OMG FEELS :’(

OMG THEY SAID ‘HOOF TO HEART’!!!! :’(

argyle: “good night, my little pony :)” roll credits! :D

sunny to her mane 6 toys: “good night, friends.” OMG!!!! :’)

things have changed around here! :o

sunny’s hair is like anna’s bed head! :D

:(

argyle’s death is sadder than most disney parent deaths and it’s just implied! :(

awww sunny said ‘wish me luck!’ to her dad’s photo! :)

ooh she’s a skater! :D

and this song is pretty cool! :D

sprout’s still alive :/

GEEZ HE JUST STOLE SOMEPONY’S DRINK!!! >:(

izzy? :o

;)

yay! :D

OMG THAT LONG NOTE THO!!!! :o

hey it’s hitch! :D

he’s sheriff! :D

aww he’s a critter magnet! :D

hitch: “give me some space.” the critters: *move half an inch* lol! :D

aww sunny and him have a hoofshake! :D

oh sprout’s a deputy :/

sunny tries to sneak into a show every year! :o

;)

canterlogic guy: “got any questions?” random pony: “where are the smoothies?” guy: “can’t answer that one.” lol! :D

it’s the show with propaganda devices! :o

rip balloon guy :/

hitch: “yikes, that’ll be a lot of paperwork.” omg lol!

THIS ISN’T YOUR DAY SUNNY

sunny: “let’s lend a hoof-“ *machine locks her in* “...that’s not what i meant.” lol :D

sunny trying to speak her mind while being trapped in a device tho!

DID SUNNY JUST SAY ‘EAT MY AAAAAAASS?’ :O

phyllis: “how do you think we should solve this? with hugs and cupcakes?” crowd: *laughs* pinkie pie’s about to go into a rage with that one...

omg sunny broke too many laws to count! :o

yeah sunny’s right hitch could be a good pony influence! :D

hitch: “all that unity stuff was just a foal’s bedtime story made up by your dad.” and a best selling tv show for foals in our world! :)

aww poor sunny! :’(

sunny: “...i wish you were here dad.” SAME :(

omg running ponies! :o

IZZYY!!!!! :D

izzy: “is everypony playing hide and seek? i see you!” aww! :D

hitch: “your kid is safe now ma’am!” pony: “...this isn’t my kid!” lol! :D

izzy’s never seen the sea! :D

sunny: “earth ponies hate unicorns!” izzy: “really? that seems a bit harsh!” yeah it does!

aww izzy’s skipping! :D

oh no she was captured in a box! :o

SHE PRESSED THE RED BUTTON! :o

izzy: “bye! it was nice to meet you all!” aww :D

hitch: “to the lighthouse!” sprout: *locks himself in the box* “oh no, i appear to be trapped!” hitch: “you’ve got to be kidding me.” lol :D

a smol bean! :D

aww sunny’s fangirling! :D

:)

she has so many questions! :D

izzy’s a great balancer! :D

hitch: “you’re completely surrounded!” *he and sprout are the only ponies there* lol! :D

izzy: *sniff sniff sniiiiiiff* sunny: “what are you doing..?” izzy: “you don’t smell!” sunny: “thanks! ...wait what?” lol! :D

izzy’s so cute!!! :D

ooh izzy and sunny have a song! :D

besties! :D

this sounds so 80s! :D

pretty scenery! :D (and balloon guy in the background!)

aww!!! :D

don’t arrest sunny, hitch!

sprout has pizza! :o

unimpressed :/

THAT SMIRK THO

hitch wants sprout to ‘keep the peace’ while he’s gone... hans much?

HITCH HAS ABS AND A PAID OFF MORTGAGE???

phyllis called sprout ‘sugarcube’! :o

sprout a literally foal child :/

omg sunny and izzy are in trouble! :o

and they’re in az! :o

zipp fab af! :D

wait how is she flying without magic?

she sounds kind of like rainbow dash! :o

zipp: “don’t tell them you saw me.” izzy: “there’s no way we couuuld we don’t even know your naaaame!” lol! :D

cuties! :D

so many moods! :D

the guard collects sneakers?

:D :D

check out the sony, cbs and t-mobile parodies! :D

ooh a royal celebration! :o

news host: “an excursive vid from pipp!” a news anchor saying ‘VID’???

look at those emojis! :o

aww izzy saying pipp’s slogan! :D

the queen’s...

a fluff ball???

there’s FAB, FAB AF and... fab phone addict!

cutie pipp! :D

aww cutie izzy! :D

zipp’s like ‘no no!’ and izzy just wipes her smile away lol :D

queen haven sounds like rarity!

queen haven: “nopony must know they’re here!” pipp: *INSTANTLY LIVESTREAMS IT* BOI

the guard took sunny’s book! :o

sprout calls his mom ‘mommy’... :/

sprout: *flings open the door* citizens! *door close* “AHHH!!!” lol! :D

somepony: “we want a real sheriff!” same!

ew sprout has a song :/

WITH HEAVY METAL YO

and NAZI IMAGERY WTF

BE PREPAAAAARED!!!!!!

PIPP PERFUME AD???

wowza! :o

and it’s playing on a big tv in the jail room! 101 much??

more like room 202 wowza! :o

zipp is here! :D

sunny: “i’m sunny!” izzy: “and i’m izzy moooonbooow!” lol! :D

the unicorns losing their magic ‘changes things’! :o

zipp has the journal! :D

their smiles though! :D

aww it was sunny’s dad’s journal! :/

zipp recognizes the star! :o

here comes pipp!

pipp’s here ‘for the content’ BOI

only royals can fly? zipp doesn’t seem so sure about that...

yay zipp unlocked them! :D

eyyy! ;D

aww hitch is beloved! :D

hitch is such a detective! :D

cutie bunnies!!!!! :D

BELOVED!!!! :D

hitch LOOK BEHIND YOU AT THE AWESOME MUGS!!!!

hitch: *smirk* “gotcha ;)”

zipp: “watch your step!” sunny and izzy: *fall* lol! :D

zipp found maritime bay and bridlewood maps! :o

wonderbolts! :o

zipp’s been faking flying? :o

WIRES AND LIGHTING???

wheee!!!! :D

she’s so happy! :)

omg twilight! :o

sunny: “oh my stars!” oms! :o

there are crystals!

beautiful lighting! :D

izzy: “we’ve gotten, like, a bazillion crystals in bridlewood!” wowza! :o

queen haven sings her own version of the mlp theme in the shower! :o

zipp is a spy at a pasta store! :o

press: “princess zipp! are you wearing-“ she’s not wearing anything tho...

press 2: “where’s the bathroom?” lol! :D

ooh a crown swap! :o

zipp: “swapping the crown will be easy breezie!” breezies! :o

zipp is gonna be queen since she’s older!

lies = safety in modern equestria... :/

pipp sounds like a modern pop star!

oh no the doggie suspects something! :o

OMG HITCH! :o

pipp’s song sounds like a blackpink song now! :o

aww hitch is wiggling! :D

oh no the power flickered out! :o

i think pipp was lip syncing since her voice cut out a bit!

lol hitch is singing! :D

oh no the wires have been exposed! :o

save her zipp! zipp: *doesn’t save her sis* ...oh :/

izzy: ‘her mom is the queen!” hitch to zipp: “you’re a princess?” zipp: “oh so the sheriff just became a detective.” lol :D (and how does she know he’s a sheriff?)

QUEEN HAVEN’T BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING A PHONY PONY BALONEY!!! :o

and they lost the crown? NOOO-

oh thanks pissed off pipp! :D

oh no the princesses are gonna be arrested! :o

pipp’s voice crack is so cute! :D

the mane 5 is here!!! :D

hitch: “but i’m a sheriiiiff!” but you’re a mr. whiny pants!

construction isn’t going well in maritime bay...

OMG SPROUT SOUNDS LIKE DARTH VADER WHYYY

oh he’s just sipping a soda :/

phyllis: “oh dear. somepony’s getting a big head.” yeah you think?

zipp and pipp aren’t going through a good time right now but at least the scenery is beautiful! :D

hitch lost his badge! :o

izzy: “if you ask me, that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic! *sings guitar music*” lol :D

omg! :o

sunny: “once we find the crystal, you’ll get your magic back, you’ll have your fans and you’ll put me in custody!” lol :D

izzy knocked down a tree and saved the day! :D

it’s him! :D

zipp: “need some backup, sherrif?” hitch: “i’ve got it!” *barely makes a spark with some twigs* lol :D

cuties! :D

zipp called hitch ‘dude’! :D

aww izzy doesn’t want to leave her friends :(

OMG IZZY FOUND SUNNY’S MESSAGE!!!! :D

aww ‘hoof to heart’ :’)

hitch wants to do his part! :D

hitch: “the unicorn forest sounds pretty magical!” the forest: “is dark and scary* lol!

izzy’s house is stunning! :D

aww she calls it ‘la villa izzy’! :D

what a cool house! :D

the music machine plays the mlp theme!! :D

woah! :o

pipp: “i so wish i had livestreamed that!” sigh... :/

izzy’s song!!! :D

cutie!! :D

this song is so catchy! :D

smiley gals!!!! :D

lol! :D

hitch tho! :D

izzy rap!! :D

epic! B)

‘if we fail we’ll go to prison’ is really a line in the song lol! :D

the scenery! :D

izzy: “crystals! crystals! cryyystals!” lol! :D

people are depressed af around here! :o

british foal: “yoooou said a bad word! bing bong bing bong!” lol how random! :D

why is mayo a bad word tho?

they’re doing to a crystal dealer!

rubik’s cube! :o (it was also on the sheriff’s desk in maritime bay!)

and that pony is named alphabittle!

alphabittle: “deep talk for a little pony.” sunny: “you’ll find i’m average height,” lol! :D

omg he wants a dance off! :o

pipp: “feel the rhythm take you over! you feeling it?” sunny: “i’m feeling it!” DO YOU FEEL IT NOW, MR. KRABS???

epic! :D

yay she won! :D

OMG NO SHE DOESN’T GET THE CRYSTAL???

OMG hitch just said mayo! :o

they escaped tho! :D

QUEEN HAVEN???

and hitch’s badge! :D

queen haven wants them to ‘spin the story’ BOI

oh no queen haven and alphabittle are fighting over the crystals! :o

alphabittle threatens to use his powers but he doesn’t have magic?

sunny: “stop! you don’t have magic!” random pony: “bing bong!” lol! :D

omg...

aww cuties! :D

aaaaand......

it doesn’t work :/

maybe because there needs to be an earth pony crystal or a twilight star?

aww poor sunny :(

she’s about to cry!!! :’(

:’(

hitch: “i guess this is goodbye... friends.” zipp: “better hurry... sheriff.” :’‘(

sunny didn’t fix the crooked photo of her dad!!! :(

no she put her mane 6 figures away!!! :(

circle??? :o

the lights!!!! :D

CIRCLE??? :O

!!!!!!!!!

maritime bay hasn’t been treated too kindly i see! :o

oh no evil fireworks! :o

everyone has the unicorn mind hats on! :o

sprout is being treated like royalty now GREEEEAAAAT

and there’s more nazi imagery with that big mural of him!

sprout: “citizens of-“ *mural of him falls* lol! :D

the citizens didn’t want to fight in the first place! :D

OMG HE HAS AN EVIL LAUGH NOOOO

OMG ROBOT???

even phyllis thinks this is overdone! same mommy!

yay they’re reunited! :D

queen haven: “we need to get home!” alphabittle: “before we’re all jinxed!” queen haven: “excuse me, do you see my mouth still a-talking?” lol! :D

queen haven called sprout a ‘big robot pony’ lol :D

they need to stop it with magic! :D

sprout: “OH NO YOU DON”T” sassy man!

aww zipp has hitch’s back! :D

OMG SPROUT CRACKED THE LIGHTHOUSE??? :o

omg pipp and izzy fell! :o

queen haven saved alphabittle! :D

phyllis: “sprout! let’s put the toy away!” sprout: “mom, i’m in the middle of something!” lol! :D

HE WAS ABOUT TO RUN HIS MOMMY OVER!!!! :o

OMG THE LIGHT HOUSE IS CRUMBLING!!!!

omg! :o

aaaand it didn’t work! :o

magic of friendship it’s your tur-

OMG THE CRYSTALS ARE FALLING!!!! :o

THE LIGHTHOUSE IS FALLIIIIING!!!!!! :o

:(

everyone’s still alive though!

sunny: “it’s not the crystals that need to be brought together...” it’s us?

“it’s us!” knew it!! :D

yay choose friendship and love! :D

aww queen haven fixed the picture!

and so did alphabittle!

and phyllis!!! :D

uh guys what’s that over there...?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAS!!!!!! :D

SONIC RAINBOOM!!!! :o

magic is back!!!!!! :D

they can fly!!!! :D

sunny’s flying with the princesses! :D

the unicorns are back! :D

the pegasi’s wings have such a pretty glow! :D

beautiful sunny! ♥

alphabittle says ‘hi there buddy’ to a little foal! :D

sprout: “mommy, was i a good sheriff?” phyllis: “oh look a flying dog!” lol! :D

hitch: “you did it sunny.” sunny: “no... we did it... together!” yas!!! :D

the gang’s all here!!! :D

izzy: “now we never have to be apart!” yay!!! :D

aww they all did ‘hooves to hearts’! :D ♥♥♥♥♥

balloon guy is back! :D

balloon guy: “hey guys! what did i miss?” *turns around and sees the mane 5* *SCREAAAAM!!!!!* lol! :D

and that’s the end! :D

besides the end credits scene...

;)

so that was the mlp g5 movie! i loved it a lot more than i thought i would and it wasn’t kiddie like g3. it was a lot like g4! the connection between that and g5 is awesome! the characters were fun and the story was really interesting despite it being a typical hero’s journey. it reminded me so much of disney! i can’t wait to see what adventure sunny and her friends have in store! :D

[anothersebastianblog]

and well, that also confirms that Seb is an ass-type of man / more like "overall attractive" type bc none of his girls besides Ale had aaaaaaasses, sorry not sorry, not shaming anyone with or without it. After all, he himself is a pancake rather than a peach❤️

Well they are not super flat either especially compared to him 🙏🏻😂

But I guess he could also like other parts or also the chest not super big idk

[gemwolfz]

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#5

team fortress two tumblr users i have seen genderfluid spy in various places and i am curious as to why. do you have any specific reasons or do you all just feel the vibes.

82 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#4

doppio jjba is a hell of a guy. subboss of the fucking mafia. answers all his calls from the big boss with moshi moshi (an incredibly informal manner of greeting the phone that's only used for friends and family, and is absolutely a big fat no when it comes to business). will beat the shit out of you if you start sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. wears a crop top sweater with a boob window

94 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

#3

some thoughts about the anniversary stream now that ive had some time to digest:

- wayne (spamton a) was very good at creating the vibe of "spamton kidnapped me and is keeping me underground to impersonate him on tv". as opposed to baaulp (spamton b) who looked like he was having a great time

- the pipis looks so blue raspberry flavored

- the pipis live demonstration was just so good. mm fresh! tastes like fresh!

- uh oh! cungadero! beep beep! brrrr haha vrrrrrrm

- SPAMTON AAAAAAASS! SPAMTON AAAAAAASS!!!

- spamton was offended that we would consider eating pipis in the q&a. apparently putting them in your mouth is ok though (and they taste like fresh)

- the description for the pipis bath mat says "nesting material" and the commentary says "it is so soft i think i will make this my nest". spambird real

- spamton z spamton... what a mysterious man

- um thats it my brain has hyperlink blocked

114 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

#2

btw shoutout kamek being the first character we see in the entire mario movie trailer. get it grandpa

161 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

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another vidygame doodle for you all

214 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

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[arana-aranehn]

Yes, EXACTLY! Like, my cousin got STUPIDLY fucking jealous and kept saying "You two should date, you're both so cute together" in that super sarcastic insincere sweet voice she uses when she's actually pissed. I was just nerding out on a fellow nerd over Skyrim tips I was happily sharing! I made him laff. He made me laff. But I. Am. ACE! I do not want to fuck her guy, just be his friend. He's an amazing person, and she said she wanted me to be friends with him before this, like, tf am I supposed to do here?????

She's possessive, she's jealous over dumb shit, she wants praise the whole time he's here, and she INSULTS the boi like its a joke. And gets mad at him if he doesn't do ALL of that, ALL THE TIME. AND SHE IS UP HIS AAAAAAASS. CONSTANTLY. And she asks me all sad and shit WHY he's getting short with her. I told her, and she got mad at me too. Like, okay, don't improve. At this point I'm just wondering who's going to dump who, cuz it ain't gonna work if she's not gonna chill tf out.

Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!

[dancing-with-dichotomies]

I don’t think its necessary to speculate on anyone’s personal life, but what’s this even about? They confirmed Hans won’t be in Frozen 2? NGL if Has wasn’t part of the plot at all I probably won’t bother seeing Frozen 2.

Like tbh I don’t really ship Helsa, I wouldn’t want to see Elsa in a romantic relationship at all, but I still very much like Hans and I agree that his character would feel very flat if they just left him as he ended things in the first movie. I was definitely expecting more from him in the second movie.

TBH I thought the troll theory was actually pretty much canon? It’s hinted so strongly at in the first movie I thought for sure it would have some kind of place in the plot of the second movie...

...Buuuuut if he’s not and its not then that means Frozen 2 is gonna be 2 hours of stale “SISTERS ARE BEST FRIENDS” dialogue that is completely foreign to any true siblings, completely unfunny Olaf jokes, Kristoff just existing there as usual, and forcing Anna and Elsa to toe the line between perfect princess beauty and grace and “BADASSES WHO CAN TOTALLY KICK AAAAAAASS” in order to make up for the fact that neither of these princesses actually really HAVE a personality outside of the plot of their film...

#RedeemHans Part 1: How this whole mess started...

I figured I would break this down into three parts as it's long and goes into two other Disney movies.

But I am not thrilled at what I heard regarding "Frozen 2" about Hans, nor am I happy hearing another rumor that Jen Lee doesn't want to use him again.

For starters, she won't admit that she made a huge plothole after the animation head at the time didn't want Elsa to be the villain. This was when they were far into production. So she just stuck Hans in there, claiming he was a 'sociopath'. No lady, Patrick Bateman is a sociopath. Hans is an abuse victim looking to escape. And if he wanted to commit regicide, he would have gone after his brothers first.

And here's the even bigger problem: she won't lend any credence to the troll theory. The fact this personality change happens AFTER the trolls plot to get him out of the way is suspicious and lends itself to the story and Nordic folklore. Mischievous my butt, the Nordic Folklore guy as well as "Malestrom" could have told you they like to fuck around with humans. Also noticed that Disney villains can't lie through song...he's pretty much saying he wants to escape his shit homelife and the only way he can leave is marrying the next princess he met. How the fuck does that indicate a hostile takeover?!

But I'm wondering something even deeper: was she hurt a long time ago? Is that why is she so reluctant to redeem him? Or does it seem the only characters she's competent at writing are the princess sisters and Olaf? But it's getting even worse as for the past six years they've been pairing him and Elsa up as well as putting him with the princes. Now why go through this if you're claiming this won't happen? This is baiting, pure and simple.

He needs a family. He has to earn it, but again, Elsa is probably the only one that can bring out the real him. And I don't think we have seen that. And if she doesn't start acting like Kathleen Kennedy and see how fan reaction is instead of being careless with the people invested in her work, we won't see it.

In the next two parts, I will go on with the two series conveying what this series should: "Star Wars" and "Descendants".