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[freddiesaysalright]

Under The Stars

Hi @a-hysterical-queen-bih it’s me, your A Night at the Fandom Secret Santa! Sorry this is a day late, love. I hope you still enjoy!

Pairing: Rami Malek x Reader

Word Count: 2K

The chime of a phone alarm roused your from slumber. You opened your eyes to...darkness. Brow furrowed and a little frightened you called out for your boyfriend. 

“Rami?”

As the grogginess of sleep wore off, you realized you were blindfolded. The fabric was soft and silky, so you recognized it as the one you used regularly in the bedroom. Smirking, you called out again.

“Rami!!”

You heard his footsteps on the carpet as he entered the room. You rolled onto your back. The mattress sank down where he sat beside you. He was to your right so you turned toward him. 

“If you want to make love, all you have to do is ask,” you said huskily, reaching a hand toward where you assumed his thigh was.

He intercepted it with his own, lacing your fingers through yours. 

“Maybe later, hon,” he said softly. “I have a surprise for you tonight.”

“A surprise?” 

“Yeah,” he said. “You got clothes on?”

You chuckled. “Yeah, your hoodie and my gym shorts.”

“That’ll work.”

“Work for what?” you wondered.

He didn’t answer you. He only lifted you into a sitting position and then helped you out of bed. When he disappeared into the closet - which you only knew from the direction of his footsteps - your concern grew. He knelt in front of you and helped you into some sneakers. 

“We’re leaving the house?” you asked. 

“Yep,” he returned. 

“Where are we going?”

“If I told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise, now would it?”

You sighed and rolled your eyes, despite the fact he couldn’t see you do it. When your shoes were securely on your feet, he led you outside. He stopped in the driveway and you heard the click of a car door opening. Only, it didn’t sound like your little sudan. It was much heavier. 

“Okay, just take a couple steps forward,” he said. “Now step up.”

He assisted you into a much taller vehicle than you were used to. Worry started to crawl over your skin. You heard Rami climb into the driver’s seat and close the door before the engine roared to life. 

“If you’re going to murder me, I’d prefer you didn’t take me to a secondary location,” you joked. “This is getting weird.”

He laughed. “You have got to stop watching Forensic Files before bed.”

“I’m just being vigilant,” you retorted. 

“You’re gonna like this, okay?” he said. “Trust me.”

He pulled out of the driveway and turned on some music. It was Queen, naturally. He had chosen The Works and you huffed. 

“Come on, babe,” you groaned. 

“What? You love Queen!” he insisted. 

“Of course, but you know 70s Queen owns my heart and soul,” you reminded him. “A Night at the Opera please.”

You felt the car swerve a little as he glanced at his phone to switch it up. 

“You know I could do it if you took this blindfold off,” you said. 

“Nice try.”

Death on Two Legs came on and you smiled. You sat back and listened to the sickest diss track of all time before further questioning Rami again. 

“So, can you at least tell me how far away it is?” you asked. 

The rumble of the tires told you that you were on the highway. Not that this was odd in California, but it certainly did not narrow down the possibilities of where he was taking you. 

“I’m not telling you anything,” he said firmly. 

His hand crossed the console to your lap, where he linked your fingers again.

“But you do realize how crazy this is, right?” you said. “You blindfold me in my sleep, take me in a car that neither of us own and I’m guessing could reasonably hide a body, and tell me we’re going to an undisclosed location. What am I supposed to think?”

“That your man is creative and spontaneous,” he replied. 

He drove on. Since you couldn’t see any clocks, you had no idea how much time was passing. You tried to time it by the music, but you lost track of the math you had done jamming hard to “I’m In Love With My Car.” Rami was really skilled with the blindfold because as much headbanging as you did, it didn’t even slip. 

You were about halfway through the album when he pulled off the highway. Gravity pulled you to the left as he took the curvy exit. Then once again, you were clueless. This last bit of the drive didn’t last long though. Confusion hit you again when you began bouncing from the rough terrain. 

“Rami,” you said seriously. “What in the wide world of fuck are we doing?”

“Just a few more minutes,” he said. “Let me get everything set up.”

“What?” you cried. “Come on, I’m tired of this.”

He didn’t answer. He just chuckled and you heard him open the door and get out. He left the door open as he messed about somewhere to the rear of the vehicle. The air around you was still, but not in a creepy way. You strained to listen for anything that could give away where you were, but there was nothing. Only crickets and whatever Rami was doing. 

Your door opened and you heard Rami’s voice beside you. “Okay, babe, give me your hand. I’ll help you out.”

You groaned and allowed it. Carefully, you stepped down. The ground beneath your feet was hard, but not like concrete. It was more like the rocky ground you climbed up during hikes. Had he taken you into the mountains?

He led you around to the back of the car. Then you felt his hands at the back of your head, undoing the knot of the blindfold. 

“What would you do if  I told you I couldn’t get it?” he said with a laugh. 

“I would kill you,” you snapped. “Like, actually kill you.”

He snorted and then the fabric fell away from your face. It took a moment for your eyes to adjust but the lighting was low. You gasped as you looked. The vehicle was a pickup truck. Rami had set up the bed to look as cozy as your own room. A soft down comforter covered the bottom. Pillows sat up against the cab. And electronic tea candles created a warm glow. 

“Look up,” he said into your ear. 

You obeyed and for a moment, couldn’t breathe. You had never seen so many stars. They looked like diamonds as they glittered majestically against the inky sky. It was as if whoever put them there just spread jewels across a dark piece of velvet. They were crowded around the moon, which glowed in full. It was so beautiful you could have cried. 

“Stunning,” you breathed. 

“Isn’t it?” Rami agreed. “That’s how I feel every time I look at you.”

“Oh, Rami,” you sighed. 

You turned to face him, grinning widely. He lifted you onto the bed of the truck and you scooted back to recline against the pillows. He crawled up to join you. You rested your head on his chest as he slipped an arm around your shoulders. You lay there together, gazing up at the infinite heavens.

“It makes me feel small,” you said, half to yourself. 

“Small?” he questioned. 

“Yeah,” you said. “I mean, the universe is so vast, so wide. I’m just a tiny little part of it. Is that how you feel when you look at me?”

He chuckled and squeezed you close. 

“Sometimes,” he said. “You’re so lively and wonderful. I wonder what you see in me.”

You sat up and looked at him, frowning. “Do you have to pee?”

“What?”

“Because if you do, go now,” you said. “I gotta tell what I see in you and I have a lot to say. It could take several hours.”

He laughed and pulled you into him again. “Relax. I know you love me.”

“Good.”

“I just mean that I look at you and I wonder at how all this happened,” he went on. “How we found each other in this big world and how we’ve made it work through so much.”

You reflected on that a moment. The beginning of you and Rami’s relationship was as rocky as the ground around you. It began as a one night stand and you continued sleeping together, but that was all it was. Until jealousies formed and you both realized you cared much more for each other than you ever thought. It was difficult to navigate. But you’d come out on the other side as a solid couple. Now, you couldn’t imagine life without him. You were sure that losing him would crush you. 

“Yeah, it is kind of a miracle, isn’t it?” you remarked. 

“I just...I love you so much, Y/N,” he sighed. “I never thought I could care so much about a person.”

You wrapped your arm around his waist and snuggled closer. You struggled to find words to express that same feeling. 

“Me too,” you said, knowing you sounded so lame. 

“When I used to think about how big the world is and everything that could possibly happen, it scared me,” he continued. “But since I’ve found you, I feel like nothing scares me. With you, I can handle anything. I can do anything. I can be anything.”

Again, you sat up. You had to look in his eyes. They shone like the sky above you. 

“What’s gotten into you?” you asked. 

Honestly, his words were frightening you. Fear tugged at your gut. Had something happened? Was he dying? What made him suddenly so emotional about being with you?

“I’ve just been thinking a lot lately,” he said. “About my life and how I want to live it. There are a few different ways I think it’ll go. But every path has you on it.”

You brought his hand to your face. His thumb gently traced your cheek bone. 

“I want to make it official,” he said. “I want you to be my wife.”

Your eyes went wide as you sucked in a breath. You watched in complete shock as he dug in his pocket and pulled out a little box. He opened it to reveal a diamond ring, sparkling in the moonlight. 

“Y/N, will you marry me?”

Your mouth fell open. You just gaped at him for a long moment and he waited for you to answer. You had talked about marriage before. But you had no idea he was planning this. You were just in awe of this man and how much love you had for each other. 

“Yes, Rami, I will!”

You both burst out laughing as he slid the ring on your finger. You gazed at it and then pulled him in for the kiss of a lifetime. It was the kiss you saw on screens and read in poems. If you were a princess it would have woken you from an enchanted sleep. True love. 

“I love you,” you whispered between kisses. “I love you so much.”

He cradled your face in his hands and held you there. 

“I love you too,” he replied. “I can’t believe you said yes.”

“Of course, Rami,” you assured him. “I want everything with you.”

You just held each other for several minutes, drinking this in. You and Rami. Forever. You glanced at the ring again and smiled. It would always take you back to his moment. Under the stars, where you felt like he had plucked one right out of the sky, just for you. 

On the drive back, you didn’t talk about the wedding you wanted. You discussed together the marriage you would have. How many children you wanted. What kind of house to get. How many pets you would have. Those were the things that mattered more to you. You were building a life together. In the whole wide universe, you had each other.

[hannafuckingsucks]

Fuchsia plz 💖

ordering fruity summer cocktails just for the aesthetic. they mostly just taste like sugar syrup and artificial fruit overfilled with ice BUT the colours? the way the blend into each other??? ombre from red to to purple to blue AND A CHERRY ON TOP? count yourself as sold. the barman knows it, you know it, your friends that'll have to take pictures of you with it later know it as well

✨ send me your favourite colour and I'll think of something weirdly specific to associate it with ✨

[isitstraightvodka]

🥧 (also daily reminder that ilysm and that ur my favorite mutual 💕💕💕💕)

roselyn okay your bio is a big fat mood, we are both trash for the borhap boys and queen 😌 u are ever so sweet and such a dear and i love how passionate u are, love u long time!! xx

send me a 🥧 and i'll give u a compliment!

[instantezra]

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕I love you, bitch. I ain't gonna stop loving you, bitch💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

I AM 💖💛💓💚💘💙💕💜💖💝💞 !!!!!!!!!

[rogerscupboard]

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I love you, bitch. I ain't gonna stop loving you, bitch. And that's a fact!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

AW 💖😭 this is so sweet omg i LOVE YOU TOO BITCH 🥰❤️

[crysisjustcrys]

💞💞Thank you for existing 💞💞 Send this to 10 people who you think deserve a sweet and kind message in their inbox💕

awwwwww thanks!

[queetles-fredearogian]

omg it's such an honour to be part of this 💖 thank you so much @a-hysterical-queen-bih 😚😘 have a great day/year ahead! xoxo

2019 follow appreciation!!

I'm so sorry for being an active bitch! But as 2019 is coming to a close, i decided i should thank my fave blogs and followers here on tumblr!! 2019 was honestly an amazing year, and a part of that was due to being in this lovely community and following the most amazing blogs and people!! so I want give a huge thank you to everyone for making this the best year for me here on tumblr, ily all sm i’m sure there’s a few lovely people i’m forgetting, so just know that if i follow you, i thank you for blessing my dash with your presence 💕💕

@longhaireddeacy @stoneqoldcrazy @starlight-and-moonshine @brianmay-be @brianmeh @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @deakydickfanpage @lickthemagaindeacy @hannafuckingsucks @tinywildeace @spider-yeet @auroraisbored @mazzelloplots @myfairyqueenmercury @mazzelloing @supersonicfreddie @queeniebby @queenmercurys @stormtrprinstilettos @ramimalek4ever @ramblingqueenfangirl @sweet-ladyy @squeaky-deaky @sweet-cheese-on-toast @deacytits @seven-seeds-of-rhye @deakys-chesthair @deakysdeliveryservice @discoontoast @brian-maybe @helplessemely @jim-mercury @jimhuttons @jimhuttonlesbian @asupersonicwoman @1waveshortofashipwreck @freddieandjim @freddieseyeliner @freddieisqueen @feedermercury @discoastrophysicist @freddie-mercurys @brian-roger-deaky-and-fred @rogah-wrote-gaga @daffodil-deaky @queens-n-roses @queetles-fredearogian @i-got-no-rhythm @i-live-for-queen @kokomercury @funkytalia I love you all the most!!💕💓💗💝💘💞

[70srogertaylor]

(つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ🌹

You’re the nicest and softest and I said what I said 😤

[cherries-n-rocknroll]

Oml! Congrats on reaching 1k, lovely! Your stuff is amazing so you definitely deserve to have 1k followers! May I request a 💫 with Freddie plz? Thank you! 💕💕💕

hiiiii you can find it here! I really hope you like it 🥺.  I kinda dunno about it but I guess I’m too critical lol

[stoneqoldcrazy]

Mutuals as queen albums 👀💕

oOOOOO VI 👁u👁 luv this one,,,,, im gonna do it like this because why nawt:

Queen: @moustachefreddie !!!!!, @cardboardseagulls , @darlingfreddie

Queen II: @funkytalia , @darlingfreddie

Sheer Heart Attack: @seven-seeds-of-rhye !!!!, @cherries-n-rocknroll , @epicene-humanoid , @softfreddie

A Night at the Opera: @you-and-bri , @imcompletelylost , @killerqueenoftheclouds , @39-brian , @softfreddie , @a-hysterical-queen-bih , @incorrectborhapquotes

A Day at the Races: @funkytalia , @queenofindecision , @his-majesty-king-mercury , @cardboardseagulls , @imcompletelylost , @drivenbybri , @killerqueenoftheclouds , @leatherjacketmazzello , @freddie-mercurys , @epicene-humanoid , @39-brian , @smileyfreddie , @darlingfreddie

News of the World - @moviestorian , @imcompletelylost

Jazz - @moustachefreddie 👁👁, @a-hysterical-queen-bih , @smileyfreddie

The Game - @killerqueenoftheclouds , @cardboardseagulls , @leatherjacketmazzello

Hot Space - @killer-qu33n-of-disaster , @a-hysterical-queen-bih , @moustachefreddie

The Works - @drivenbybri , @queenofindecision , @his-majesty-king-mercury , @freddie-mercurys

A Kind of Magic - @drivenbybri ,,,, this one is touGH HCHFN

The Miracle - @seven-seeds-of-rhye , @leatherjacketmazzello , @his-majesty-king-mercury , @smileyfreddie , @darlingfreddie

[discoastrophysicist]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY 2019!

So seeing as this year is almost over, I'd like to say a few words. I cannot express how much being on tumblr has helped me throughout 2019, not only as a distraction xD but also because it has helped to get to know myself better and accept myself. I can speak up my mind about topics I never thought I'd come in touch with and I'm glad to see myself being so much more open-minded than last year, which was one of my goals. I've had so many accomplishments this year, career-wise and on a personal level. I finally felt part of a community and I've met so many lovely souls here that I'm so thankful for. I've actually thought many times about quitting tumblr because ngl it's eating a lot of my time, but I couldn't for the life of me bring myself to do so. This journey means too much to me to just give up on it. I'll remember some moments of it so vividly forever. Thank you for making me feel welcomed and for giving me the joy of a lifetime. I'm so grateful and happy and most of all: content.

Thank you to every single one of my followers for supporting this blog!!! Just know that I see you in my notifs and you are all amazing people and rays of sunshine! And special thanks to some lovelies here who I've got to know better and who have brought me so so so much happiness!

@tinywildeace @inthelapofthewhiteqwen @fridarogerina @shesadramaqueen @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @radio-ha-ha @emmasunshiine @isitstraightvodka @brian-may-likes-dust @brianmay-be @pistonsapumpin @im-leaving-home @jesus-in-a-life-boat @fandomsarefamilies @useyourillusion @seven-seeds-of-rhye @meddowsmoon @littledarlingwellaway @princessleiaqueen @soph-ie812 @bismillahnoo @sweetdeaky @l-over-bo-y @i-live-for-queen @a-hysterical-queen-bih @lap-of-the-gods @funkytalia @ismosgotgoodreactors @dear-joemazzello @fletcherwilbury @bowieandqueen11 @theinvisible-men @deacytits @rogerfckintaylor @brianmay-is-my-daddy @smittyjaws @will-you-do-the-fandango @unicornsapplesandstuff @yearof-39 @moist-phalanges @arcticfrog

I love you all and I hope next year will bring you only good things, as you deserve them!

Farewell, and I'll see you in 2020, angels!

-Bibi xx

[instantezra]

❤

so the truest damn travesty here is that i wasn’t following u before now

queemes?? hell fuckin yeah dude. quality queen content?? HELL fuckin yeah dude. and you have all of that???? i’m here for it and everyone else should be too honestly

[allthe-queens-men]

heya boo! my dash is dead on the queen front lately: rec some blogs for me to check out??

(sorry this took so long i just got back on my laptop ;;)

(also you probably follow most of these people already lol)

@darlingfreddie @deacydeac @backchatdiscourse @prettyboyroger @radiofreddie @brian-maybe @soft--queen @dont-u-misfire @hysterical-queens @johndeaky @let-roger-get-a-lunch @rogertaylcr @deacydisco @anotheronebitesthedeaks @jimhuttonlesbian @imjusthereforqueenso @drowseroger @lavenderlu @x5vale @instantezra @flamboyantqueens @rogerinaismyqueen @benhardyasrogertaylor @radio-ha-ha @deacytits @haha-bri @trelaws @twink-roger-taylor @soph-ie812 @queenspur @softfreddie @deaky-at-the-disco @queen-trash-can @a-hysterical-queen-bih @lickthemagaindeacy @rhapsody-under-pressure @the-disco-deaky @imaginaryhornchoir @rogers-sweatbands @queenie1223 @brianmay-be @brian-may-likes-dust @drummerqueenrmt @backchaaat @stesichoreanpalinode @roger-spank-me @happy-at-home @chaotic-roger @deacys-cheese-on-toast @rogerscupboard @yousaycoke-isaycaine @rogerssgalileo @misterf4hrenheit @90sbrianmay @johndeaconlesbian @xgoingdownx @bishierog @crysqueen @onegoldenglance @mercuryandmeme @discodeakyownsmyass @diskodeaky @freadyreddie @rogers-wristbands @yogurtbattle @deacydarling @iminlovewith-rogers-car @lapofthemusicgods @deaksandgeeks @im-inlovewithmycar @john-deacon-fucks @eileen-crys @littledarlingwellaway @rhythmsectionbros @queen-writing-sideblog @funkytalia @imjustadrummer @dtfrogertaylor @deacyspatronusisacheesetoastie @lap-of-the-gods

[longhaireddeacy]

i was tagged by @cantbehandled-ever to describe myself in 9 pictures from my camera roll. Thank you for the tag angel 💖💖💖

and im gonna tag @babey--blog @sonic-volcano @funkytalia @a-hysterical-queen-bih @hermajestyborhap @deacyblues @imcompletelylost and @kchillout