#a&hmf au

[goatmomrules]

[askaandhmf]

Here you go. @teaboo-undercode ME AND MY NIECE HERE MADE YOU TWO PLATES OF SPAGHETTI. NYEH HEH HEH!

[aka-indulgence]

Do you have any thoughts/headcanons for buckshot roulette themed au for skeletons or just in general just headcanon for the dealer?

OH MAN DO I

(these are gonna be about og dealer because i gotta fixation rn sjhf)

Strong, stable hands. Calloused hands. Dextrous hands. But can crush a can of beer. Good for hand holding… they’re warm

Teeth fall out and regrow like a shark’s would (might give them to you because he’s not all caught up on romance customs kdjfg)

Outside of his face and hands, he has a nebulous, vague body, but he can choose to have a humanoid body (He’d like using his humanoid body around you,,,)

Big chest. Big broad chest you can sleep on. He wants you to sleep on him like he’s your personal bed,

Mobster-themed outfits, naturally… (personally I love suspenders the most)

He really ‘dies’ when he loses the third round, but he always comes back. Just takes a while after he’s been shot 9+ times…

Smells like a casino

Has 0 tolerance for cheaters (because who doesn’t love a fair dealer who can turn into an angry monster?)

Pretty good at disguising his anger whenever he gets shot. But you can tell from the way his finger and mouth twitches, how eager he is when grabbing the shotgun. Especially on the third round, he seems all too happy to point that muzzle on the player with gleeful hatred on his face

I assume in canon the two red dots in the end are some sort of mechanic… robo… thing…(???) but I really like the idea of a red glow when he loses/feels a strong emotion, in short bursts. Sometimes, looking at you…

(I like imagining that you either work for him or work at the club he’s lingers in)

He doesn’t need anyone to nurse him to life after he dies. But he likes having you do it, wiping his blood and patching him up… likes seeing a pretty face while he recovers. Holds onto you while you fix him up. Stares… a lot.

He likes smelling you. Nose is used for sniffing cute humans

Gentle with his ‘kissing’. Because of his teeth it’s more like a very careful nuzzle… don’t want to nick you with his knife-teeth.

He wouldn’t want you to play the game. He’d actively dissuade you, but won’t stop you if you’re persistent.

When he’s pointing at you and it’s a live, it always misses, somehow. He acts like it’s a mistake- but everyone knows the Dealer doesn’t miss.

He likes it when you squeak every time a live misses you. He also likes that you look hesitant every time you point it at him… but always reminds you its the game.

Usually the more he’s shot the angrier and moodier he gets, the more he wants to make sure the player stays dead.

But when he’s playing with you, it’s more like… he’s shows off that even though he’s bleeding. Smiles at you after he gets back up

If you saw him play against anyone else… it’s obvious he wasn’t playing normally with you. You’re not his usual player…

Picks you up like a potato sack

100000% purrs because I’m indulgent that way. Sounds more like a truck engine

Also in terms of Sans AUs? HMF!Sans fits the role the most, and if it was an au, everything I wrote above applies to him heheheh

[dzthenerd490]

File: Plants vs Zombies

SCP: AJA

Code Name: Crazy Dave's All-Natural Zombie Defense

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: All samples of SCP-AJA are contained at Site-AE within the artificial farms of the lower floors. Certain SCP-AJA variants are to be prioritized over others depending on what is required regarding Nexus Points owned by the Foundation as well as our allies in the ACPA. Any testing regarding SCP-AJA variants must be approved by at least one Level 3 Clearance staff member or higher. Only Foundation staff that have been assigned and trained to handle SCP-AJA instances are to act as security advisors regarding any testing, transportation, or caretakers for SCP-AJA instances. 

In the event of a containment breach, Foundation staff trapped in the artificial farms of Site-AE are to arm themselves with Foundation weaponry and hide among the SCP-AJA variants. The SCP-AJA instances have been trained to defend themselves against any threat that is not recognized as a civilian or SCP Foundation staff. Should the threat become too much for them to handle and they are in danger of being destroyed or stolen, Foundation staff are to use their secured weaponry to defend the SCP-AJA instances until help arrives. There will be new accommodations and rewards for Foundation staff that either successfully defend the SCP-AJA instances or survive long enough before reinforcements get there. 

Description: SCP-AJA variants are an anomalous breed of plant life that is sentient and fully capable of defending itself. Oddly enough each one seems to have a pair of eyes and mouth regardless of what form they take. Furthermore, quite a number possess anomalous abilities that are either used to enhance one another or to attack any hostile threats they come across. For whatever reason this normally accounts to variants of undead with zombies being the main focus of their aggression. Why this is the case appears to be related to their discovery but much else beyond, including their exact origin, is unknown. 

Each SCP-AJA variant appears to be a different type of plant, those typically grown in gardens just as sunflowers, peapods, Cherries, nuts, and lots more. Each one not only takes on a unique form but also a specific function that allows them to contribute to the garden as a whole. The SCP-AJA variants never harm one another and instead work together with a defensive army to fight off their targets and do so with great accuracy but often with terrifying power as well. Unfortunately, at least by Foundation standards, there are hundreds of different variants of SCP-AJA instances, and more are being discovered every day. Please see Addendum X-68 for details. 

Granted SCP-AJA instances will never harm living organisms or at least ones that are not hostile to them first. However, though SCP-AJA instances are strong and often unpredictable, the fact that they can't move. Because they are still plants, they are unable to leave their area of plantation and thus should a hostile reach them death is inevitable. Shockingly undead zombies, even those created from SCP-008 recognize SCP-AJA as potential food and often rush towards the anomalous plants to eat them. Testing has shown that SCP-AJA variants have no biological difference to regular plants despite clearly having eyes and mouths so why this is the case or how it’s even possible is unknown. 

SCP-AJA was discovered in 2009 when an isolated suburban area of [data expunged] was attacked by SCP-008 outbreak caused by Group of Interest: The Black Queens Insurgency. They released specifically the E strain, for those that don’t know this strain is volatile in that it allows zombies of SCP-008 to grow their population 2 to 3 times faster. When an SCP-008 zombie is infected with this strain not only can they infect humans through bites and scratches but the more meat they consume accumulates into biomass allowing them to clone themselves. Because of this the suburban area was quickly wiped out and the Foundation was forced to wall off the area and redirect all outside civilians elsewhere. The cover story is that a bad mold infection appeared in one of the houses and quickly spread through the neighborhood. 

Mobile Task Force Beta-7 “Maz Hatters” was deployed into the quarantine area due to them having the most experience against SCP-008 and all its variants. However, most of the zombies ended up already being defeated due to survivors having their laws defended with SCP-AJA instances. The MTF Beta-7 units were rightfully confused by this but continued to follow their orders and wipe out the zombies. Only after the area was confirmed zombie free and all DNA samples were harvested as a precaution, did their attention turn to the SCP-AJA instances. Apparently, the survivors only managed to obtain the SCP-AJA instances thanks to Person of Interest: Crazy Dave. 

Crazy Dave is a suspected member of Group of Interest: The League of Merchants. For those that don't know, the Leage of Merchants is an extremely mysterious group of individuals who always come to those in need and offer all the tools they could want, for a small fee of course. They are theorized to be dimensional hoppers or possess anomalous items to achieve this. Unfortunately, the Foundation lacks the information needed to confirm either.

Unfortunately, by the time MTF Beta-7 rounded up all of the survivors Crazy Dave was gone and left behind only his SCP-AJA instances. There was also graffiti showing the symbol of the Black Queen’s Insurgency, confirming their involvement in the event. All the instances were collected including their seeds, while the civilians were amnestied and released from the containment. Memetic treatment was used on them to help sell the cover story of the mold outbreak that wiped out the rest of the suburban area. 

Due to their amazing growth rate and their ability to detect threats and attack them without hesitation. Foundation administrative staff agreed to have SCP-AJA be contained and grown at Site-AE. There, every variant in existent and newly discovered variants are to be grown on mass and deployed to Nexus Points and even different worlds in our solar system to act as defense against potential hostiles. Granted the Foundation is not foolish to be fully reliant on these SCP-AJA instances, but they provide great back up and detection of potential hostels. Furthermore, they also act as good decoration further bringing positivity throughout the Foundation in its much-needed times when facing the forces of chaos and evil.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[jsabaddict]

An attempt at redesigning C.T.M from the Happy Meat Farms AU

..there is a reason i tend to not make robots or robotic designs.. i suck at it

+ a small doodle

[inky-evergreen]

Time for some DLTFU lore 😈😈😈 Meet one of Anthony's sleep paralysis demons!

There are 3 in total but I'll draw the other 2 later. Anyways met God Ramona! The embodiment of pressure and loneliness.

[captain-orphic-al]

So I saw him and decided he's amazing. I'm not open to any opinions otherwise.

(here's the sketch I did in paper first)

It's to my understanding that

hmf!sans belongs to both @aka-indulgence and @llamagoddessofficial

[skelekins]

HorrorMafiaFell (HMF) Sans belongs to @aka-indulgence

[friendly-neighborhood-turtle]

Hdisbsjsbs sweety… i love him so much 😭

AHHHH I love Aka’s and yours HMF Sans he’s a BIG BOY omgg. I was wondering if we could see the latest drabble you wrote about him from his perspective? I’d love to see what he was thinking when that guy touched MC.

Aka always has such banger ideas. She's very sweet to let me write for this au so much skdjfsf

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how dare you.

... When Sans was angry, usually, tunnel vision set in.

He would feel like he wasn't in control of his own body. He'd be numb, but in a good way, disconnected from the world. Sometimes he heard the screams of the people he attacked, sometimes everything was just a faint ringing sound. Time slipped away from him in those moments... it merged into one deep, deep lake that swallowed him whole. Though he was somewhat there, seeing everything from under the water's rippling surface, his ability to think was switched off. He didn't care about the damage he caused, and he liked that. He liked the silence.

... He would 'wake up' later with foggy memory, blood on his claws, blood in his mouth. And he wouldn't be himself again for hours.

...

... This was not like one of those times.

His eyelight burned, so constricted he felt the magic inside it writhing and spitting. There was fire in his bones. He was standing, seething, the guy in front of him at the table was clutching his nose, blood seeping out from between his fingers. Sans knew the taste of fear all too well, and the room was suddenly thick with the scent- fear was seeping off of you, too, and normally that would diffuse him.

But it didn't. All he could feel in that moment was dark, murderous rage.

... Words boiled inside him. Words that would never leave his mouth. she's so good. so sweet. her presence in this room is the only thing stopping me from cutting all of you from throat to navel. and you treat her like meat.

(He had really felt like he was doing well. Sitting there, good and quiet, your proximity made him feel more sane. He had felt like he was getting a grip on his patience.

... Then the fucker touched you. And said patience snapped, like a thin elastic under the summer sun.)

Feeling the human's nose crunch against the table had been satisfying, definitely. Especially since he was fully in his own body. But that wasn't enough, the rage wasn't dissipating. Sans wasn't satiated. You were already afraid of him, weren't you? What was one more thing to fear, on top of that?

i'll fucking kill you.

He grabbed the guy by the collar, turning and dragging him across the room. He threw him up against the counter, he grabbed a bottle and brought it down over his head so hard it shattered, everything he could do to him was flashing through his mind. Break a chair over him. Slam his head against the bar until it cracks like an egg. Hold him down and kick his legs the wrong way. Cut off his hands, cut off the hand that touched her. Eat the hand. For once, Sans was perfectly, absolutely aware of what he was doing. He felt every spark of magic in his system, and all of it wanted to kill that fucking rat. All of it was telling him to destroy.

she shouldn't have to see it.

...

He paused.

... For a split second, the thought was clear as a bell. His desire to look at your face pierced through his horrible burning anger, like a single star in the night sky.

... He looked over his shoulder at you. Tiny, soft, pressed into a corner. You flinched.

Another thought, clear and quick. Blue against the hot black and red.

don't let her see death. she doesn't need to see it.

...

He turned back to the human, pinned against the bar counter, battered and bleeding. Stars, Sans wanted to kill him so badly. A strained breath escaped him- he wanted to kill him more than he'd wanted to kill anyone ever before, he could envision the life leaving the man's eyes and the vision scratched an itch in his Soul.

...

But those thoughts were right. He gritted his teeth... he couldn't let you see something so gruesome.

The fire inside him began to die. He threw the idiot out the door, into the street, before he could change his mind. The walk back to his seat felt like a thousand miles.

...

... Sans sank into his seat. By that point, the fire was completely gone. He could feel your eyes on him.

...

... Suddenly, he almost... wanted to cry. A horrible bitter taste in his throat.

look at what you showed her.

a perfect display of what an ugly, violent thug you are.

well done. hope you're proud of yourself.

i'd say 'she'll never love you now'... but it's not like there was a chance of that before.

The bitter taste worsened. The repercussions started to weigh on him- he hated that he'd subjected you to that. He hated that he had no control over himself. He hated the look you were giving him, so he kept his eyelight trained on the table.

...

... He needed a cigarette.

[someminecraftvillager]

I love you sm @poisonedratk1ng

[goatmomrules]

[askaandhmf]

... Oh wait Sans ain't here-

A: Oh Yeah. Where is Sans?

P: OH THATS RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LAZYBONES. HES PROBABLY SLEEPING AS USUAL-

S: heya.

A: PUNCLE SANS!

P: OH SANS YOU’RE ACTUALLY HERE FOR ONCE.

S: sup bro. I heard about this. So I decided to join you guys on it, so people who follow this can finally ask me. Just make sure you don’t “tumblr” Over.

A: *giggles*

P: Oh god…

[dzthenerd490]

SCP: HMF Foundation Personnel - Doctor Mathew Wells (SCP-ABL)

Name: Mathew Wells

Titles: SCP-ABL: The Messiah/ Level 4 Doctor of the Foundation/ Researcher of Fire Suppression Department - Biology and Health Division/ Researcher of the Department of Tactical Theology.

Skills: Possesses two large and strong angelic wings/ Healing and regeneration of anyone he touches/ Is able to temporarily bless people with unique skills such as increased strength, speed, and focus/ Very Charismatic and Compassionate/ Can easily tell when someone is being manipulated or if someone is a manipulator/ Good at hiding his feelings but always knows when to speak up

Weaknesses: Blindly devoted to his faith/ Doesn't know how to fight even in defense/ Is a pacifist/ Preaches too often.

Famous Quote(s): "Always have faith."

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SCP: HMF Art Collection Hub

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[beom-pyu]

txt as your boyfriend

txt x g/n!reader , tags; headcanons , fluff , non-idol au? , happy soft mushy feelings ew , no warnings!

(rest of the members after the cut!)

｡ °₊ yeonjun

∙ matching outfits allll the time

∙ if he sees a cute hoodie online, he'll buy you guys matching ones and surprise you with it

∙ takes aesthetic pictures of you

∙ you used to hate his constant candids of you because you were a little insecure

∙ but he always captures you in the most flattering, heart wrenching pics ever

∙ he wants you to see yourself in the way that he sees you

∙ a cute pic of you stopped on the sidewalk to pet a dog is his lockscreen <3

∙ constant forehead/top of the head kisses

∙ if he's slipping past you while you're cooking, he always plants a quick kiss on the crown of your head with a small "love u" before going back to whatever he was doing

∙ kissing your forehead is a mandatory step in his a nighttime routine

∙ when he has you wrapped up in his arms at night, your head resting on his chest and he just presses a few kisses into your hair before snuggling into you tighter

∙ fixes your hair and clothes for you

∙ makes it super romantic too

∙ like he'll run his finger down your cheek before tucking some hair behind your ear, gazing down at you with the most infatuated look ever

∙ if you try to cover your face in embarrassment, he'll gently remove your hands and cup your face in his before muttering how pretty you are

∙ "my pretty baby."

∙ soft smiles and loving gazes as he watches you do things you're passionate about

∙ like you could be reading a book on the couch and he'd be at the other end with your feet in his lap, just massaging your legs while watching you silently

∙ you've gotten used to the feeling of his eyes on you

∙ he just loves watching you exist

∙ like he's always in awe of your beauty, no matter how many times he's seen your face

∙ gives you those hugs where he wraps his arms around your neck and pulls you into his chest

∙ works especially well if you're shorter than him

∙ shows you off

∙ he's always posting you on his instagram story with captions like "my everything" or "my angel <3"

∙ wants everyone to know that he's proud of the fact that you chose him out of all the people in this big ole world

｡ °₊ soobin

∙ exists at your every beck and call

∙ you said you're thirsty? he's bringing you three water bottles in the blink of an eye

∙ oh your shoulders are tense? he's working his nimble fingers into your muscles with soft neck kisses in between

∙ he wants to make your life as easy as possible, and he's willing to do whatever it takes

∙ pouts with a small "hmf" when he wants kisses

∙ which is a common reoccurrence because he always wants kisses

∙ nuzzles his head into your neck when he laughs

∙ plays with your fingers when he can't fully hold your hand

∙ or has an arm around your waist to keep you close at all times

∙ takes silly couple pictures with you and makes them his profile picture

∙ feeds you

∙ he'll do that dumb airplane move and you'll just blink at him like "what..?"

∙ and he just goes "ahhh" with that cute little smile and you have no choice but to roll your eyes and give in when he looks that adorable

∙ please play with his hair, it's his favorite thing ever

∙ your hands are so gentle and calming, so it always helps him fall asleep

∙ gives you his jacket whenever you show even the slightest sign of being cold

∙ like he'll wrap it tightly around your body and kiss your nose when he's satisfied with the bundling

∙ always goes to you when he's feeling down because you always manage to lift his mood

∙ like you'll be laying in your bed on your laptop, and when he comes home, he's immediately at your side

∙ he hates feeling like a burden so he doesn't say anything until you ask him what's wrong

∙ and he just spills everything out as you hold him

∙ he feels comfortable showing you his emotions because you always take care of him

∙ especially because he's always the one taking care of you, so you appreciate when he lets his guard down around you

｡ °₊ beomgyu

∙ quite literally your bestfriend

∙ lovingly teases you because your reactions are so cute

∙ always kisses the pout off of your lips so you can't be mad at him

∙ he is soooo clingy

∙ always has to have a hand on you, whether it be holding yours, resting on your back, slung over your shoulders

∙ baby just loves being close to you

∙ teaches you how to play his favorite games

∙ sits you on his lap as he explains the controls

∙ but he may get a little sulky when you turn out to be better than him

∙ he'll be like "i let you win that time!" and you'll be like "you wish!!"

∙ tickle fights

∙ he lets you do his makeup or paint his nails if you ask very nicely

∙ but only if you let him do yours in return (and he's absolutely horrible at it every time)

∙ takes candids of you, but they're TERRIBLE

∙ like you'd be mid bite of a big sandwich and you just see the flash of his phone go off and you freeze

∙ and then you proceed to chase him around, whining at him to delete the picture with him cackling in the background

∙ you two are always bickering like an old married couple

∙ but you can never stay upset at each other for longer than 10 minutes before one of you gives in

∙ he's obsessed with kissing you

∙ will find any excuse to do so, even though you guys are quite literally dating

∙ "if i eat this in 10 seconds, you owe me 10 kisses"

∙ "gyu, you can literally just ask me to kiss you"

∙ "okay, but where's the fun in that..?"

∙ you guys joke around a lot because you know that you are each other's safe space

∙ you can always be yourself around beomgyu, and he loves that he can do the same with you

｡ °₊ taehyun

∙ mention anything you want around tyun and he's buying it for you in a heartbeat

∙ you could mutter how a necklace was pretty as you passed a shop, and it'd show up in your mailbox within the next 5 business days

∙ secretly loves when you wear his clothes

∙ you could walk out of your bedroom with one of his t-shirts on and his hands would be all over you immediately

∙ kisses the back of your hand while looking up at you with his pretty doe eyes

∙ literally makes you feel like royalty

∙ holds the door for you everywhere you go

∙ even if you beat him to the door, he'll literally jog to grab the door handle first

∙ never gives you unsolicited advice, but if you come to him first, get ready for a philosophy session

∙ he just wants to see you being your best self, so he's always open to giving you advice when you want it

∙ comfortable silence

∙ like you could be doing your own things in silence, and still feel like no time is being wasted because you are just that secure in eachother

∙ don't worry though, he makes sure to slip in a kiss every few minutes

∙ he isn't one to be sappy with his words, but when he does verbally compliment you, it's the most heartfelt sentence ever

∙ like you'll just be cuddled up next to him on a lazy day that consisted of napping, kisses, and more napping

∙ and he'll just slip out a, "being with you makes everything make sense"

∙ and you're just like "where did that come from?"

∙ and he just shakes his head with a smile and kisses your lips so tenderly, you forget everything you were going to say

∙ late night drives

∙ you'll call him at 1 a.m. because you can't fall asleep, your mind too full with thoughts and stress and the weight of life

∙ and tyun will be outside your place in seconds

∙ he lets you be the dj as he drives, rolling down the windows a bit to let the cool breeze run through the car

∙ his right hand is firmly planted on your thigh, glancing over at you every now and then to make sure you're okay

∙ and he lets you talk his ear off with the softest, most fond smile resting on his lips, just happy to see you feeling better

｡ °₊ kai

∙ napping together is the biggest love language in your relationship

∙ it'll be midday on a weekend and he'll come over with a few of his plushies, clad in character themed pajamas

∙ and you'd have your own character themed pajamas on too

∙ he loves sleeping on your chest, or as the big spoon

∙ napping together is just so soft and intimate to him

∙ plus he gets your beautiful face being the first thing he sees when he wakes up, which is a win in itself

∙ comes up with a new stupid pet name for you every single week

∙ one day you're "babe", the next day you're "boo bear", and the next, you're somehow "sweetie honeybun baby"

∙ he just thinks it's funny to see the confusion on your face as the names get worse and worse

∙ he lives to make you laugh

∙ he'll send you every funny video he comes across, or crack the most random jokes just to see your smile

∙ always looking for your praise and approval

∙ he could get a new haircut and you'd be the first one he texts with a selfie asking "new cut, does it look okay?"

∙ and even though you say yes yes yes, every single time without fail, he still does that shy laugh and the tips of his ears go red and turns into putty

∙ he's literally your boyfriend, but he has these moments where he can't believe he's your boyfriend

∙ like you could randomly straddle his lap while he's sitting on the couch and push his hair back with your fingers before kissing his nose

∙ and he'll just be staring up at you with the prettiest sparkly eyes and let out a quiet "woah", out of breath by simple looking at you

∙ back hugs back hugs back hugs

∙ if you're out at an event with friends, he'll just be hanging off of you like a koala

∙ literally doesn't care about pda

∙ he's super shy, but nothing but pride fills his chest when you hold his hand in public

∙ or if you lean up to kiss his cheek while standing in line to order ice cream

∙ you always manage to give him those goofy little butterflies in his chest

reblogs are highly cherished!

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[inky-evergreen]

some concept drawings of what a more feral and mutated Anthony would look like

[dead-girl-wailking]

👀👀👀👀👀

i have a lot of thoughts about him @aka-indulgence @llamagoddessofficial

i blame you two for my brainrot