#a year since DOUG!!!

[shinewonder]

it's still hard to believe this movie actually has existed for a year now

[delinquentluvr]

[captn3]

fairly odd parents still infecting my brain have a redraw

og screenshot ^ im already working on stuff with backgrounds i dont need to make even more

[emp-t-man]

am i too new to tumblr to push my “eiffel sees the daughter he never and will never have in hera and will always be her familial figure to me” agenda or are we ready for that conversation

[bobmckenzie]

BOBIVERSARY TOMORROW 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[evilroachindustrial]

There are not enough words to express how little I care about Doug Emhoff having an affair nearly 20 years ago.

[lovelaceisntdead]

Anyway. Happy birthday Douglas Eiffel.

[becausebuckley]

🛏️ 🛏️ 🛏️ 🛏️

PLEASE! You can’t just interrupt there if it’s going to be soooo fucking exciting!🥺🥺

hehe alright alright, here’s some more!! i ended up not stopping at 12 sentences, but tried to find a somewhat nicer ending point <3

“You’re familiar with our firstborn son, Prince Daniel,” King Phillip says. It’s a statement, not a question.

Eddie nods. He only knows the basics, honestly. This was well before his time, when he still lived abroad. Now doesn’t seem like the time to press for details, though. He’ll ask his friends about it later. They’ll fill in the gaps. Between Athena’s endless knowledge of royal history and Chim’s love of gossip, they’re bound to know everything Eddie needs to hear and more.

For now, all Eddie knows was that Prince Daniel was born a year after Princess Maddie — Duchess Maddie? He’s not sure which title takes precedence, actually — and that he was a sickly child, who died at a young age.

“Daniel’s illness could not be cured by ordinary means,” the King continues. “The Queen and I found ourselves forced to entertain, ah, less common methods.”

“Witchcraft.” The Queen’s face is grave. “She claimed she could save Daniel if we had another child.”

Her face distorts. Suddenly, she looks overcome by grief. It’s the most emotional Eddie has ever seen her.

“But she couldn’t,” Queen Anne chokes out. King Phillip reaches out and takes her hand. “We still lost our little boy.”

“My condolences for your loss.”

Eddie means it, he really does. He’s just fighting off feelings of nausea at the same time. He can’t be entirely sure, not knowing all the details, but it sounds like the King and Queen only had Buck as, what, a saviour baby?

There’s a stark difference in their reactions to Eddie’s news about Buck and their grief for Prince Daniel. Eddie doesn’t try to think about it too hard, knowing he won’t like what he’ll conclude.

“When we met with her, the witch left us a warning,” King Phillip continues, taking over from his wife again. “She said something about a long, dreamless sleep, and that only true love’s kiss could wake him.”

“But it didn’t wake him.” Queen Anne lifts her head and looks at Eddie, her eyes wide and cold as glass. Only years and years of training allow Eddie to hold back his flinch when the force of her anger is turned to him. “Our love for Daniel didn’t wake him. She was a liar, and a fraud, and we lost everything.”

“Or so we thought.” The King glances at his wife.

“You think she was talking about Prince Evan,” Eddie says.

[french-fryyyy]

There is no way my mom just told me she didn't wake me up this morning because I was taking too long to wake up on my own...

[sidetongue]

Doug & Steve’s mum adopted not one, but TWO staffies 

[lao-huangs-bitch]

Greetings Society

Douglas Tattoo Confirmed June 17th

Exact details aren't planned yet but I'm traveling to see the same guy who made Lao. They shall be United

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

I like a man that’s intelligent, smart and knows how to play the goody-tu-shu game to get what he wants without getting caught.

Dougie was the best, because he was the cute British wannabe all the girls loved, but never knew he created poisons and chemicals for when he needed them.

However, it’s not enough to create poisons and use them, it’s doing so without anyone knowing where they came from or who put them there that attracts me the most.

- Dahlia Hawthorne

[lem-argentum]

morningg <3 am old now..

[redshoes-blues]

Even in all of my years of uni (five in all) I’ve never been more stressed than I am right now

[bobmckenzie]

ok i don't know WHAT kind of brain fart I had but I've been thinking today marks 6 months since I started shipping with Bob... IT'S NOT SIX DLSKJFKSF IT'S EIGHT 😳😳😳 8 MONTHS!!!

so today i learned i don't know how to count but idec bc it's my 8 month bobiversarry lol ❤️

[endstar]

“B-but I want to be the Best!"

The multiverse is full of infinite possibilities...

Most worlds tend to connect through similar builds. Through stories, people, themes...

It's no surprise seeing a stranger to the multiverse. What IS surprising, however, was his condition. Covered in deep wounds, limbs twisted and torn, and he appeared to be drowning in his own blood by the time he was found. Holy weapons were embedded in his skin, and the flesh sizzled liked bacon around it.

He had red skin, gray hooves, horns that looked far too round and circular to have normally grown out of his head. His long pointed tail is covered in hand prints, and there are bones exposed out of his back. He lays face first in a pool of his own boiling blood, barely breathing or moving.

@ask-underfazverse

Cry’s come from the mass amounts of strangers, many just back away to cowedly to do anything, but a few step up, and begin to heal him. Mainly the younger, less evil Malak’s, a few Doug’s that are just simply concerned, and only one Bierce.

Dream Malak very hurriedly takes him to his hospital, with the help of the others.