#a very particular distaste for people who beg and beg for crochet art
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Fiber arts tumblr is the only place I can say "I'm not selling this for any less than $200" where people are more likely to go "oh. yeah 😔" than just straight up balk at the idea of spending hundreds of dollars on a tiny 5 inch plushie (that has 4 different colors) (handmade without a pattern and nothing else like it on the market) (atypical design) (took at least 6 hours)
#text#a very particular distaste for people who beg and beg for crochet art#and then tell me thats too much to pay for something so small#motherfucker go pick up a crochet hook and get a bunch of yarn and look at the picture and make it yourself then#guarantee it will take you longer than it took me#me who churns these out in hours with just a 3d model for reference#and then like. ive said this before. but my amigurumi are odd in that they are not just little chibi blob shapes#you can probably find ay least a handful of people willing to make ANY pokemon but it will NOT look exactly like that pokemon#itll be a cute simplified version#anyway i feel like this is probably one of those 'two experts in a field overestimate the average persons knowledge of their field' meme
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Hello! Could I get a BNHA matchup please? Thanks! I’m female and would love to be matched with a male student. I’m 5’2, and love reading, crochet, drawing, and painting. I’m usually v quiet when you first meet me, but get louder as we get to know each other. I like to wear mostly comfy clothes in neutral colors. I don’t tend to say much unless I’m sure that I’m right because I hate being proven wrong. I love plants but always end up overwatering them bc I love them too much 😭Thanks so much!
Hey, there! What’s up?
Thanks for requesting! I hope you enjoyed who I matched you up with!
I thought you’d go well with…
Kirishima!
-I felt that Kirishima would be the one that would most likely coax you out of your shell easier than the majority of class 1-A’s boys. His socially positive demeanor and his encouraging atmosphere draws out the friendly in some most people!
-Once you ease into a friendship with him, he’d be happy that you have begun growing more comfortable with talking to him and taking the time to keep up with him due to his outgoing adventures with the rest of the bakusquad! He’d be even more ecstatic if you were willing to show him some of your creative skills.
-The first time you both met was probably somewhere in the Arts room, where you were busy making a banner for a school invested business and he was busy helping for the day as he volunteered to do so. But you didn’t know that.
Everything hurts.
Your back was hunched over in a painful position and your fingers were itching to move away from the long piece of a colorful paper set before you. You were beyond exhausted But you needed to get this done by Friday, the banner was due at the end of the week and if you didn’t have it done by then they would submit the other projects without yours!
You were currently seated in the crafting room of the school's extra lounging places along with other students working on their separate projects. On one hand, was a paintbrush dipped in paint and the other was firmly holding the desk in agitation.
You would have thought that you’d have it done sooner, but ever since you ran into that brawny red-headed boy you’ve been distracted and pulled into a tunnel of thoughts all about him.
Who could blame you though, he was just so… Perfect! His muscularly toned body and his piercing crimson eyes matched his boisterous and positive attitude. And ever since he walked in on your classes’ art session, you were whipped.
You like to think that you'd been pining after him for a while, but you're pretty sure that he hasn't even noticed you yet. He was way out of your league and surely had other things to do than bother with you. If only he was interested in art, but he didn't seem like the kinda guy to go for this stuff.
You sighed heavily and released a deep breath to calm yourself, you needed to stay focus and get this done before-
WHAM
The door swung open and your eyes widened as you were met with the same captivating vermillion orbs you've dreamed about so many other times, his face was still lit up with the wonderfully euphoric expression you loved so dearly.
His body was still well built as it ever been and his grin...Oh, his grin was simply adorable. It matched the child-like glint in his eyes and mirrored his extraordinarily art-worthy enthusiasm. He was as lively as he could ever be!
He delightfully laughed and puffed out his chest, his hands laid on his hips as he stood straight and tall. You hadn't realized that you had been staring at him until he felt your gaze linger on his figure and turn to meet yours.
You blushed a bright red and quickly averted your eyes elsewhere. Praying to the gods above that he didn't catch you checking him out. That would be so, so uncomfortable! Imagine if he thought you were an idiot now, or worse, some kind of class creepo!
Your head fell to the desk and emitted a large thump noise. Now you were sure that you had ruined your chance with him.
But unbeknownst to you, Kirishima fixed his watch on you before he casually wheeled around and smiled to himself. That was so cute.
"Heh heh, that was so silly..." he chuckled to no one in particular.
-Don’t be afraid to ask for help if you need criticism on your artwork! Kirishima will try his best to be an acceptable critic and point out some things you might need to tweak on. Other thank that, I’d think he’d find the activity noble and astounding! Will refer to it as a “Manly and amazing product of Awesomeness!”
-He might even suggest a certain color pallet if he feels that it’d be a wonderful thing to see in your paintings! He’ll easily choose a color scheme that goes on the red, orange and yellow on the warmer side of the color chart.
-I think that he would want to crochet with you, but he wouldn’t have the time and patience to sit and do that kind of thing so he’ll kind of just wrap his arms around you and just chill. It calms him down watching you go through each loop of yarn and creating a really beautiful piece, he’ll probably ask for things for mittens or a scarf.
-He’ll come over to your part of the dorms and help assist you in watering the plants and keeping them to a certain degree where they won’t drown. If you reassure him that you got the hang of it, he’ll insist that he come over to keep you company. How manly! ;)
Bakusquad!
I think the Bakusquad wouldn’t mind you tagging along! Mina and Kaminari would probably try to convince you to go out more with them and make sure you’re more comfortable around them while Sero and Bakugou wouldn’t really care about what you do much to Kirishima’s distastes.
Now, onto confessions. I always thought that Kirishima wasn’t one to catch onto the fact that his emotions for you have a deeper meaning to them fast enough. It would be a more immature affectionate drive towards you. Similar to puppy love, but more endearing then that.
-I like to think that he’d enjoy PDA, having you close in his arms or simply holding his hand would be enough for him not to go crazy. But making out in public would be a big no-no for him, he thinks that should be kept behind doors and totally not because it makes him very flustered afterwards.
-He’s very passionate, despite not having that many dates before. He tries his best to treat you right, regardless of his very low self esteem on how non-flashy his quirk is or if he’ll ever be enough for you…or even if he’s man enough for you.
-Please, I beg of you, don't make this boy jealous he has enough insecurity to begin with ;-;
-I mainly thought that you guys would be a rowdy fit together, because you and him were the first thing that came to my mind when you mentioned your shy yet comforting demeanor and he would be a perfect fit to the enthusiastic and zealous side!
Thanks for requesting, hope you like it!
@stargazerunlimited
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