#a smol feisty baby

[maysrinn]

The furBaird Family 🦊

Lucy Grays late fuzzy family!

Her momma, Adelynn Blue, and her daddy, Vincent Yale, both her older siblings Olivia Pine and Brody Green. Although not much older, Olivia Pine and Brody Green were from the same litter as Lucy Gray, with Brody Green being the eldest and Lucy Gray the youngest and weakest, often referred to as the runt. She is the runt of the litter. Due to that Lucy Gray was smaller than her siblings and often babied by her mother because of it, receiving more rations and always put under an watchful eye as her mother who worried about her more than her reckless siblings. They got watched by Vincent Yale don’t worry Ever so often both Brody Green and Olivia Pine teased Lucy Gray about her height, though Olivia did so gently with lighthearted jokes, while Brody often went too far. Her mother often telling her that she will grow up to be tall and strong if she eats and sleeps enough which Lucy Gray always replied with a „Otay momma“

It gets dark———

Despite the teasing, Lucy Grays petite stature ultimately saved her life. When peacekeepers hunted down the Covey, her mother hid her in a tight space, instructing her not to come out no matter what. She didn’t witness the tragedy , but she heard it all—the shouting and rifle shots, the screaming and pleading... noises that never left her memory, she fought the urge to call out for her mother until everything went quite. Adelynn Blue Baird lost her life being shot by peacekeepers trying to defend and protect her babies.

Lucy Gray was later found by her Aunt Lorelei Maroon waddling only a few feet away from her mother and siblings, praying to god that she didn’t found or noticed them

She did

[evilminji]

I just Literally Galaxy Brained :D???

Oh? My? God?

So here I am, on a Star Wars kick, when I Ponder my beloved Danny Phantom. As ya do! Who? I wonder? Could I mix into the star wars universe?

WHEN IT HITS ME.

You know who LOVES kids? Just... will Burn Down Planets for this kid they literally JUST met? Mandolorians. Know where you can find a SHIT ton of those, genetically? The GAR!

Those are CLONES, baby! WE got a Clone! She's feisty and adorable! Smol! Bites! Got them big ol tooka eyes and itty bitty hands! Likes to fly, explore, and fight! She's BASICALLY born for this!

Tell me they would collectively look at this tiny feral child, with her poofy lil hair and chubby cheeks, fangy lil grin and biting tendcy, and go "is BABY!" Come on, tell me. I'll call you a liar.

And you KNOW the Force and Ectoplasm are probably messy EXs. Dani could TOTALLY use they "why should you allow me in? .....because they're not the boss of you" argument to GREAT effect.

Here, Skywalker. Kenobi. Watch this mysterious child... foooooor.... uh, Reasons! Yes. I, the Force, definitely have valid reasons for doing this! I am NOT just being a petty bitch! #SoundsLegit

But? Gasp! The child is a Cadet?! A BABY Clone! Of WHO? A legendary warrior king, from what context they can gather. Made by his enemy. Sent to kill him. Forgiven then adopted. Ooooh, lots of life lessons there. Clone rights and forgiveness and such.

But more IMPORTANTLY, to the GAR?

BABY CLONE! Is BABY!!!

We are ALL Buir now! All of us. Biggest family in the galaxy. Dani is cool with it, congrats New Fenton's! On the Be-Fenton-ing! Tremble in FEAR, scrubs! It's OUR HOUSE NOW!! Mwahahahaha! *cackles from her perch on top of a table*

But... wait... what is that glowing stuff that you're getting low on?

Oh? This? New beloved Highly Unhinged Jedi Friends and Clone Dads? Oh it's just my LIFE SAVING MEDICINE that I NEED TO LIVE that I never told you about! :D

*horrified silence*

*PANIC*

It's okay. It's OKAY! Everybody STOP SCREAMING! W-well just reverse engineer... *machine makes the equivalent of a Dunno noise* FUCK! Okay! New plan! Dani, sweetie, lil warrior, what do you remember about your medicine? What does it DO, exactly?

Unstable clone.

Okay! Okay, that's a start! THEY are stable clones. Right? Right!

.........r-right? Are... are they SURE? Cause, I mean, it's ONE thing when it's just THEIR health on the line... but when it's their YOUNGLING? Their lil tooka Dani? Their ade? Are they SURE? How sure. Bet HER life on it sure?

....no. No they are not. They don't trust the long necks NEARLY that much. Time do do a DEEP deep scan. Best they can find. They got to make SURE. Boba might be the only STABLE clone... assuming the sleemo even told the truth about that.

And? They LEARN some stuff.

Like about the chip in their head's. Supposedly an "inhibitor chip". Sends Skywalker into a karking rage, cause that looks a whole lot like a slave chip to HIM. Dani says they can CHECK. Then doesn't wait for an answer as she sticks her HAND into someone's head to just... pluck it out. Hand it over to be sliced.

Dani, sweetie, c-can you do that for the rest of us? Sure!

But! The race is ON. To either figure out how to contact the original, stabilize Dani, or synthesize Ectoplasm in a universe that DOES NOT HAVE IT. All while unknowingly? Absolutely Fenton CURB STOMPING Ancient Sith Plans into oblivion.

As is the Fenton Way.

This IS The Way~☆

@hdgnj @babbling-babull @the-witchhunter @hypewinter @mutable-manifestation @legitimatesatanspawn @lolottes @spidori

[count-alucard-tepes]

Follow up from OP Hotties being separated from their pregnant S/O, finding them again, & meeting their smol child for the first time.

Time to introduce themselves and make up for the lost years! Hurray! . . . TBF, not a good idea to walk up to a kid and claim to be their other parent. It has stranger danger written all over it, but excitement and nervousness tends to through common sense out the window.

Surprise surprise: that child is like an extra spicy kitten! They even manage to startle OP papa! Tiny but mighty! Feisty baby! Careful, they bite!

S/O: Spirited lil tyke, aren’t they? They get that from you 😉❤️

Smiles a little in response and rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, “…yeah…that’s one way to put it…”:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Killer🔪

King 👑

Queen👑

Izou🔫🔫

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Rob Lucci🐆

Raises a brow, “…you sure they’re mine? I was never feisty…I don’t know what you’re talking”:

Ryokugyu 🌱

Kizaru ✨

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Kaido🐉

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Buggy🤡

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Gecko Moria🦇

Iceburg💜

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

[spacequokka]

A.C.E Kinks & Turn Ons

When I should be writing, I find myself reading birth charts like they’re the Bible. Except I don’t remember them when I’m writing. Nor do I remember what I thought when I read them. Here’s a Choice shit post.

Donghun || Venus: Aries, Mars: Cancer || Kink: Breeding, low-key dom vibes

When he’s comfortable with you, expect some upfront flirting. He has an innocent, childish sort of charm to him since he’s fun-loving and energetic. Doesn’t like games or beating around the bush. Likes to lead the relationship. Might have on-and-off relationships as he’s prone to falling in love with love itself. For him, sex is tied up with emotional need so you won’t catch him settling for casual stuff. Getting to a point where you trust him fully with your body is what he strives for. Like most with Cancer in Mars, the possibility of making a baby excites him.

Sehyoon || Venus: Aries, Mars: Leo || Kink: Risky sex

Pretty much like Donghan in being straightforward, but a little softer in his approach. He’s a baby, be nice. Sensual yet stubborn. It’d take a lot to get him to change his mind about pursuing you. He enjoys the chase and falling in love. He’s easy to arouse and I see him not wanting to wait until you got home to take care of his needs. Right here, right now. High key competitive, so expect a bet that he can make you scream. But you don’t wanna get caught, right?

Junhee || Venus: Cancer, Mars: Taurus || Kink: Mommy/Daddy, Someone older

Okay, listen, hear me out first. This man just wants to be someone’s little and I’ll die on this fucking hill. We Cancer in Venus folk just wanna be loved and protected with lots of snuggles and kisses. Let. Him. Be. Smol. He cares more about the intimacy and quality time than the physical aspects and I respect that. It’s about being cared for and feeling secure. Tell me a good mommy or daddy wouldn’t be perfect for him? On the other hand, I can see him wanting to provide this for someone else, too. So he’d likely switch roles from time to time to meet his partner’s needs while taking care of his own. His chart also mentions being attracted to someone older than him and while I’m not saying he’s submissive, I am saying he’s smol in every way possible. Yes, this pot is calling the kettle black. Sue me.

Byeongkwan || Venus: Cancer, Mars: Cancer || Turn-on: Confusing me

We got another Venus in Cancer, y’all. Again with the snuggles and soft smol-ness. Give him lots, pls. The only difference I see between him and Jun is his protective aura is a little stronger. He’s smol but feisty. Like Donghun, there’s some breeding kink potential with hints of dom if he’s in the mood.

Chan || Venus: Aquarius, Mars: Aquarius || Turn On: The Pursuit

Congrats! You’ve found yourself a 4D chess player. He wants to be seen as unique and rebellious, “not like the others.” Needs confirmation he’s interesting to you before he takes it further. Once he has that, he turns up the passion. He thrives on adventure and dislikes being restricted or limited, especially when it comes to his sexual expression. Let him be a freak. To him, courting is a game that requires planning and spontaneity to get what he wants. Best part? He’s incredibly patient and isn’t in a hurry to make you crave his touch. Just know that when you do get tired of playing hard to get, you’re getting a guy who’s very imaginative in bed and goes all in. 

[evelynpr]

If Honkai wasn’t gay enough, they made an entire event of Susannah crushing over pretty girls and I’m loving it. Truly for the girlies 💖

Yeah I might live blog some of this event here just for fun hehe

BABY CAROL!!! Awww she’s rlly been a feisty since she was smol hehe

Omg hand of pretty lady AND cat??? Susannah truly living the wlw dream

[autumnalfelix]

Yknow I still can’t believe @xrockerkidx really called me a loser with a three like...”los3r” . She’s so edgy and hip. Kids these days. The offense is real. I also still don’t know what she meant by having a heart. Changkyun owns it so I don’t know what she expects.

I’ll just lock him outside again.

[sinner-as-saint]

the first time.

Beefy!Bucky x Virgin!reader

Themes: loss of virginity, daddy kink, smut, explicit language

a/n: I’m still trying to work on my next series (hopefully I figure it out soon bc I really like the concept and I really want you guys to read it) but anyways, here’s a little something to munch on in the meantime!!

Imagine you and Bucky being in a relationship for months, and then one day you decide to take the next step:

Naturally you're shy, because you've never done this before, but also the thought of him being inside of you had been tormenting you for weeks now.

How would he fit in there? You'd ask yourself often. Because although you'd had never had sex before, you two have definitely showered together and Bucky would sometimes roam around naked in the mornings. So you've seen his cock, and as nice as it was, it was also huge.

Girthy and large, much like the rest of your beefy boyfriend.

So when the big night came around, you were nervous as hell but all the more aroused by the thought of him all big and large, inside of you

Him stretching you out like no other could...

But could you imagine how careful, attentive and loving beefy!bucky would be???

"It's okay doll, we'll take it slow"

"Tell me if I hurt you"

Lots and lots of smol kisses all over your face as he holds himself above you

Your legs parted and your whole body flushed at the sight of him all big and strong above you

"Please be gentle... " you'd mumble and that would only make him want to pound your tight little hole even more but he'd hold himself back

Imagine him playing with you with all these toys and vibrators, just teasing your clit until your scratching at his arm and shoulders, reminding him of a feisty kitten

He'd chuckle and tell you, "Think you're ready, little kitten? Ready for daddy's big cock to wreck your little cunt? Hmm?"

He'd make sure you're well lubed up before even slipping a finger inside you

Bucky would chuckle at how tight you feel around his finger. "So tight, kitten." He'd mumble looking into your eyes. "Can't even take daddy's fingers, how will you fit daddy's cock in there, hmm?"

Okay but him trying to get his serum-enhanced cock to fit inside you?

"Relax your body kitten"

"It's gonna hurt just a little, tell daddy if it gets too much"

"Shh, it's okay baby"

Okay but Bucky taunting you because despite all that foreplay, he can barely fit inside you?!

"Your little hole is so tight, it keeps pushing daddy's big cock back out, kitten"

"Your little clit is swollen from all these toys but you still won't let daddy in?"

Can you imagine his dark chuckle when he finally fills you up? And you let out a loud moan because this feeling of him inside you is foreign but so, so good

Beefy!Bucky would definitely give you a moment or two to adjust to his size, and his ego would inflate with every little whimper that escapes your lips

“Feel that, kitten? You feel daddy’s big cock inside of you?” 

Okay but imagine him pulling out just the tiniest bit and then pushing back into you again, making you lose your mind as how good it felt when he stretched you out like that

“You’re gonna be bruising daddy’s cock with your tight little cunt, baby.” 

Imagine him grabbing your chin and forcing you to look into his eyes as he fucks you slowly

He’d hold back the animal in him just so he doesn’t hurt you since it’s your first time, but fuck it was hard when you looked into his eyes like that... 

eyes wide, lips swollen, fast and shallow breaths because his cock stroking your walls just feel so damn good it made you want to scream

And you do

You’d moan and gasp and scream and whimper in pleasure and pain as Bucky fucks you properly

He’d stretch you out deliciously

You’d definitely be able to feel him inside you if you placed your palm over your abdomen

“You feel so big...” You’d mumble in his ear and he’d speed up, growling as he fucked deeper into you

Imagine his grunts, and growls as your walls clench around him

“Fuck... kitten, I could spend forever buried deep inside you.” 

Okay but Bucky would make sure to make you come a couple of times before he finishes

Imagine him panting against your open mouth, so consumed by pleasure that he could barely kiss you properly so he just presses his open mouth to yours and groans as he comes undone

He’d make a mess down there, his cum leaking out of your hole while he’s still buried deep inside you

And it’s only a matter of time before you go at it again... 

[mizunetzu]

can I request bakugou x male reader where femboyreader is smol, pretty quite and nice, and suprisingly are really ruthless on the battlefield and bakugou is just wondering where he got it from. Until next week bakugou meets his father's and brothers and all of them are tall and very manly men. But civil and nice. Hope you have a nice day,😊

LMAO THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE

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Bakugou x reader - My Cute Boyfriend and His Tough-Ass Family

⚠️warnings - femboy reader, if that’s a trigger?

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Bakugou didn’t know where it came from.

One minute he was small and weak, wearing a new, girly hair pin everyday and complimenting one of the girls on their newly painted nails. The next thing he knew, he was just as batshit crazy as him during hero practice.

“Eat shit and die!” Bakugou flung across the air, sending a big blast over to (Y/n’s) location. (Y/n) sped away, dodging it with his quirk. He growled.

“Go to fucking hell!”

“Like hell I would, shit-for-brains! Suck my dick!” Bakugou landed on the ground, softening the impact with a blast pointed towards the floor. He stood there, a few good feet away from (Y/n). They were both breathing heavily, glaring down each other like they wanted to absolutely murder the other.

(Y/n) let out a piercing battle cry, before charging head first towards Bakugou and bringing his arms out to tackle him. Bakugou followed suite, charging towards him like a bull with his arm outstretched to deck him in the face.

They got closer and closer, Bakugou’s flashy explosions igniting in the air while (Y/n’s) quirk began to power up. Closer, closer, until-

“Times up!”

All might yelled over the intercom, and both students skidded awkwardly to a stop. Bakugou tumbled over with an angry shout, and (Y/n) sputtered, tripping over Bakugou’s torso making him fall to the ground as well.

“Get offa’ me, crossdresser!”

“I’m not a crossdresser, spiky bitch!”

“Your hero costume is literally a fucking skirt-!”

“Alright alright, young men! The battle is over, no need to keep fighting!” All Might awkwardly chuckled from the intercom. (Y/n) pouted, and swept himself off of Bakugou. Bakugou scoffed aswell, not even looking at (Y/n) as they both walked towards the observation building.

——

“Aaah! Katsuki! I’m sorry for yelling at you during hero training today!”

(Y/n) jogged up to Bakugou, gently clutching his backpack straps and slowing down to a walk. Bakugou huffed. There he went again, that totally insane side of him that came from absolutely nowhere was gone.

“Like I care, shit-for-brains.”

“A-anyways,” (Y/n) cleared his throat. “Do you wanna study at my house today? Or just...y’know, hangout?”

(Y/n) blushed as he ended his question. Bakugou stared down at him. If he told someone this was the same person yelling insults and profanities on the battlefield while fucking shit up, they’d think he was lying.

“(Y/n’s) house?” Bakugou mumbled to himself. “I don’t think I’ve ever been there before...”

“Sorry, did you say something? You’re not really the type to mumb-“

“I didn’t say shit, shittyass! Go die!” Bakugou yelled. (Y/n) chuckled.

“Yeah, yeah, I don’t think you’ve ever been to my house either.” (Y/n) sighed. Bakugou scoffed and shoved his hands further down his pockets. “You better make a good impression on my family, or they probably won’t let me hang out with you anymore.”

His family was probably just as fragile and dainty as him, was what Bakugou thought. He already saw the hugs and kisses and the “Hello, Mrs. and Mr. (L/n)” he’d have to choke out. He rolled his eyes.

“Whatever.”

——

“I’m home!”

A woman’s voice echoed through the house as (Y/n) and Bakugou both took off their shoes.

“Welcome back!”

“I brought my boyfriend over mom! Bakugou Katsuki-the one I was telling you about!”

He heard his mom gasp and timper into the entrance of the house, wearing an apron and holding a wooden spoon. Bakugou was right. Dainty, fragile mother; dainty, fragile (Y/n).

Bakugou cleared his throat, suppressing the gag that was about to come out.

“P-pardon the intrusion.”

“...Ehhhh? (Y/n), don’t tell me you brought one of your little dress-up friends over.” A different voice came from behind both (Y/n) and Bakugou. A young, male voice. Bakugou whipped his head around.

“Haaah?!”

“Ooooh! Feisty!”

The boy, who couldn’t be older than a middle schooler, cracked his knuckles. There was something so familiar about the way he talked.

“What’d you say to me, you extra?!”

“K-katsuki...” (Y/n) whisper-yelled, wrapping his arms around Bakugou in attempts to hold him back. The boy laughed in his face.

Just as the boy was about to say something, an older boy chopped him in the back of the neck, effectively subduing the smaller one.

“Shut up! (Y/n) said he was bringing his boyfriend over! Don’t scare him away like we do all of his other friends.”

Bakugou looked up at the older one. He looked about his age, but damn was he tall. And muscular too. The boy from before may have been at least athletic-looking, but this guy just...

“W-who the hell-?!”

“Now, now boys. Don’t need to get so physical.” A deeper, throaty voice came from down the hallway, it’s heavy footsteps growing louder and louder as it came closer. A tall, well built man came through the hall, crossing his arms. You could clearly see his muscles bulge through his office shirt. “Did you all come back from school? Welcome back.”

All three boys chorused out a string of hellos. Bakugou looked from who he assumed was the dad, then the two boys, than (Y/n).

There was no way in hell they were related.

“Are-“ Bakugou croaked. “Are you adopted or something?!”

“Katsuki!”

His mother laughed, covering her mouth with her free hand. (Y/n’s) mother was the only one who Bakugou would assume was, well, his mother. But these...men?

“You’re probably the only person who didn’t go running once they saw these boys in our house, Katsuki. A lot of (Y/n’s) little friends go running because Natsu teases them too much or Kaito and his father scares them off.”

“This one’s different, mom!” (Y/n) intertwined his hands with Bakugou’s. “Sometimes I yell and get all bwaaah during training-but he doesn’t mind!”

“Oh, well that’s good,” (Y/n’s) father ran a hand through his hair. “That explains why he hasn’t ran off the moment we walked in.”

Bakugou blinked. (Y/n) leaned in close. “Trust me, it happened before.”

(Y/n) timpered off to greet his brothers. Bakugou looked between all 3 boys. Despite how built and tall these testosterone-soaked males were, the way they talked and carried themselves gave off the same energy (Y/n) did during hero training. Was that where he got it? From these...men?

(Y/n) was forced into a headlock, his brother laughing scrubbing at his forehead as (Y/n) groaned. He thrashed around, albeit laughing, and tried to pry off his brothers hands.

“Come on-I thought you were training to be a hero! Where’s your muscles, huh?”

“I could easily throw you into the sun, don’t start. You’re just jealous I look better in skirt than you do.”

“Bullshit! I’m sexy as fuck!” His grip was temporarily loosened, giving (Y/n) the opportunity to slip out. “It’s not my fault none of your skirts fit me!”

“...But you know who it would fit?” (Y/n’s) other brother, the middle schooler, turned mischievously towards Bakugou.

“Hell no.”

——

“I’m going to fucking murder you.”

“Hey, now. That’s not very hero-like.”

“Yeah Katsuki! Not very heroic of you.”

“Murder is no good. You’ll get (Y/n)-nii’s dress dirty.”

Bakugou shook with anger as he stood in (Y/n’s) room. He sported a pink, frilly, strawberry-pink dress, that had small strawberries littered around it and stopped below his knees. His muscles peeked through the soft thin material of the dress, and the way he stood with his legs spread apart angrily was hidden under the layers of pink.

“Oh! Oh! Wait!” (Y/n) stepped into his closet with an excited smile. After a few seconds of rustling and shoving away hangers, (Y/n) popped back out with a matching dress on. His dress, however, had a baby blue tint with small blueberries scattered across the fabric.

(Y/n) did a little twirl. “Don’t I look pretty, Katsuki?”

Bakugou, crossed his arms, doing whatever it took to suppress the blush growing on his face. “Sure...whatever.”

(Y/n) happily stood next to Bakugou, smoothing out the crinkles in his blueberry dress and grabbing hold of Bakugou’s hand. “Tada~! We match~”

“You guys look like the strawberry and blueberry milk boxes I buy from vending machines at school.”

“Haah?!” (Y/n) gripped Bakugou’s hand harder. “What’d you say?!”

Bakugou stole a glance at (Y/n’s) angry face. Not gonna lie, he thought it was a bit attractive when he looked like he was gonna beat up his own brother in a frilly blue dress. He pursed his lips.

These guys taught (Y/n) well. If (Y/n) wasn’t as intense as he was during hero work, he didn’t think he’d ever fall in love with him, not the same way he is right now, at least. He felt sorta glad his family wasn’t a soft, fragile family of extras. Bakugou closed his eyes, and smirked.

“Yeah! The fuck’d you say to us, you lil punks?!”

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[cupofangst]

ok so here’s an idea

I’ve seen several people headcanon that Jason is a dog person and Salim is a cat person and I am 110% on board with this headcanon. So...imagine this if you will:

After the HOA fiasco and after Salim has returned home and sent his son off to university, our boy is understandably depressed. He misses his son but he’s also missing Jason a lot more than he thought he would. As he’s struggling through his loneliness and depression, a little kitten starts showing up around his home and he ends up taking it in because of course he does. He ends up naming it Jason because it’s smol and feisty and hisses a lot, but is still sweet and affectionate under all that tiny fluffy anger.

This inevitably causes issues later on when our boys finally reunite and human Jason has to constantly remind himself that Salim named his dumb cat after him and that no, when he hears Salim calling his name while talking loud, obnoxious baby talk, it’s not him he’s talking to.

Jason never imagined himself being so jealous of a cat.

[babyyweebbitch]

Hello! I had read your hcs on Chris with a small, shy and quiet s/o and I LOVE IT 🌸 So cute

Could you do one more, but with Chris and a small, feisty, bubbly and jumpy s/o? (Also, they attract trouble)

Thank you ♥️

Mhm! And thank you! I wasn’t expecting people to like it as much honestly! But I’m glad you do! 🥰🥰

TW // none ; Chris being adorable and being protective

So let’s go back to how small you are…. you’re tiny compared to him. In height and weight your smol. But Chris doesn’t mind it , he loves it honestly

But you’re so Jumpy and bubbly and feisty at times so it can be a bit to deal with you especially how fast you can be

Seriously dude — Stop being so fast he’s in his 50s by now 😀

Anyway 🧍🏾‍♀️

He finds your bubbly nature to be so cute. He loves how you’re so energetic and stuff

He loves watching you hop around while telling him about something new you discovered or telling him interesting facts that he probably had to Google to make sure you weren’t lying to him

And sometimes your Feistiness gets you in trouble with other people and you don’t know when to stop sometimes

Chris had to physically pick you tf up and carry you away from the scene until someone got hurt

There was this one time you two got into an argument and this was the first time he’s seen your feisty side…

This man is 200+ pounds, probably 6’0 or 6’1, late 40’s or early 50’s and he’s scared of arguing with you

Mainly because he hates arguing in the first place but you have the quickest comebacks ever he sat there like

While listening to you GO OFF on him for like 4 minutes before he finally stopped you and you two made up

Mans was scared af he was gonna die if he said the wrong thing-

You ended wandering off in the store AGAIN and Chris was looking for you everywhere. He found you arguing with someone about them stealing. Chris was about a few feet from you when “ this is exactly why your m—“

Chris quickly covered you mouth, picked you up and backed away “I’m sorry about her guys — She wanders around a lot.” He left the store with you and looked at him

“ you jerk! I was about to tell them something now I forgot!” You hugged, crossed your arms as Chris still held around your waist

“ baby…. you do realise you’re like 4’10 right? They looked to be around my height or probably even taller. You need to stop arguing with people bigger than you….” Protective Chris mode activated

“But I take you all the time and I’m fine” you said with a huge grin, it took Chris a bit to understand what you meant by that but when he got it he blushed “I- not like that!! What the hell?!”

You started laughing your ass off when he put you down

[dannydevitosheight]

The Gang's Specific Brands of Catboy/Catgirl Energy (in my opinion)

Tbh this is more like What the Gang would be like if they were literally cats kind of???? I don't actually know what this post is just take it

Mac: he's actually a puppyboy that imitates cat behavior but in a puppy-like way bc he's only ever been around cat ppl. Will not clean himself but WILL incessantly lick Dennis while wagging tail like a helicopter even tho Dennis is .2 seconds away from scratching, hissing, and bullying Mac into a crate (this actually happens in the show just not literally but yes very literally). Other cat learned behaviors are trying to force himself to fit in somewhere he definitely does not. It doesn't work for him like it does for the rest of the gang (do u get the very obvious metaphor) mostly he just barks loudly and bothers cats who do Not Want to be Bothered. Gives puppy eyes like a pro though. Loves squeak and rope toys. Also loves playing with Charlie bc smol and feisty

Dennis: perpetually pissed off catboy. Does the back arch thing and gets the puffy/bottle brush tail a LOT. Emotes with tail a lot tbh (lots of angry flicking) Sends mixed signals by headbutting and purring only to hiss a second later and walk away pissed off. Also bites immediately after asking for pets. Showing his tummy is a trap. He will bunny kick your hands. Asks to be let into the room but just knocks things over and pulls pictures off your wall cause he doesn't want to be around you. Except he does. He is revolted by your pets and kisses but gets mad and jealous when he sees u giving them to one of the other cats. Scratches puppy Mac bc Mac makes his fur all crusty from his grossing licking. Dennis mostly just stands there and takes it for a shockingly long time though. Hates playing at all. Only likes to stare out the window murderously at squirrels and birds. All other cats can beat him up, but he will still sometimes randomly chase/attack Dee.

Charlie: hyper kitten boy. Kitten forever (the kid). A tiny kitty that weighs less than a slice of bread it feels like. Exists only to eat, poop, RUN, and sleep. Eats like he hasn't eaten in days. Very messy in the litter box. Gets incredibly hyper at very random times of day and tears through the house. Attacks you when you try to pet him simply bc he wants to play, not out of malice. Showing tummy is not a trap. U may kiss and pet but with caution bc he may want to play. After exerting all his energy in quick 10 minute bursts he then sleeps for 14 hours straight in the same spot he always sleeps in. Is a chatty kitty when he wants to be. LOVES string toys and cat nip. Likes playing with Mac and views himself as being huge even tho he is extremely tiny by comparison. Could kick Dennis' ass though. Does those little KEH hisses and bottle brushes from time to time

Dee: VERY chatty cat girl. Not a cat girl in the horny anthropomorphic way but in the literal sense. Is a giant bitch to male cats and decimates them with her claws. Also decimates female cats as well. Yowls a lot actually. Mostly likes to lay around flicking her tail bc everyone and everything is annoying. Bullies the boys away from the food bowls but like, innocently. Likes to hang out on top of the fridge and look down on everyone. Actually very affectionate if given the chance but never gets to be anymore. If she did have kittens she would accidentally sit on them a lot. Has lost a claw or two. Hisses at Dennis or meows angrily at him any time he is near or she realizes he's in the room. Sometimes grooms Charlie and then attacks him immediately after. Mac is not even on her radar. Coincidentally shares a name with my irl cat (Deedee) and also shares disdain for male cats. Is also technically a mom tho she is not in her baby's life. Throws up the most. She likes boxes and hiding places.

Frank: obviously a squished face CHONKY catboy. A very lazy cat. He has no interest in fighting or playing very much but always likes hanging around Charlie when he's very hyper and indulges his playfulness with lazy weak battings of the paw. Loves catnip. Loves treats. Walks around and yowls and gurgles a lot for no particular reason. Loves licking plastic all the goddamn time like a weirdo. Will eat anything he finds on the floor. Has a specific spot in the house claimed and gets visibly offended if someone else is on or near it. Though it has never come to this, he could still kick Dennis' ass mostly by sitting on him. Does the bread loaf thing a lot (laying where it looks like he has no legs) would like toys if he could muster the energy to play with him. Prefers cat nip instead. Grunts a lot and breathes heavy (u can actually hear him snore)

[zeussim]

Introduction of my current dogs because I want to!

Ian (born February 11, 2016). Aliases: The Gentle Giant, Banana, Grisling (piglet) etc. He doesn't have a dominant bone in his body and is the reason we are able to have more dogs since he's never aggressive. He is also 5 cm taller than the standard max for JRT aka he is 35 cm at the shoulder. He loves people and is very outgoing, snuggly and hates when someone bites his legs. Can use his front legs to crawl up your legs - earning him the nickname, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Mickel/Mickey (born August 20, 2017). Aliases: Baby, Lille (small), (DJ) Mickster etc. He's a Russian spy and a cleptomaniac. A shy boy who loves foot massages, rolling in disgusting smelling stuff and climbing up the stairs like a bloody lizard. Loves biting Ian's legs, cleaning the dinner table after a meal and jumping like a kangaroo when he sees someone making his meal. 27 cm at shoulder.

Nuka (born August 13, 2021). Aliases: Micro, Nuknuk, Nougat-klump (nugget) etc. He's a tiny, determined baby with a feisty temper. Sleeps on my pillow and loves snuggling close to my head. Also very talkative e.g. when playing or if he wants attention. Has developed a taste for Ian's legs. Loves running around in the garden no matter the weather. Super smol.

[theinvisiblequestion]

I'm babysitting my smol nibling, and they have fallen asleep on me and all my obsessive brain can think about is the extended Gang babysitting the Varl-Zo child.

Erend is the textbook champion napper, and has the best snacks. Babysitting often results in heavy snacking followed by Erend sprawled on the couch with the kid sprawled on top of him, both snoring. Kid is usually clutching a small wooden Bristleback, half of which is kinda soggy.

Aloy categorically refuses to babysit, until she's the last available person. Zo says it'll only be an hour, but it ends up being like four. All this kid wants to do is chew on things, including the snacks Zo left for them. They also get into a crate of machine parts in the 8 seconds Aloy's back is turned, making a huge oily mess. They are in the bath when Zo comes back, getting their face scrubbed none to gently by Auntie Aloy.

Despite only having one arm, Kotallo fares the best out of anyone. He is the second volunteer, after Erend. He says it's because he wants to help, but he gets caught by three different people staring enraptured at the sleeping baby. He also sings, which the kid adores. He's a repeat sitter for sure.

Alva & Beta are too nervous to babysit alone, but they tag team, and they have a good chat about childhood after they disagree on how to initiate nap time. By the time they come to an agreement, the kid is passed out on Beta's lap.

When the kid is a little older, Aloy and Kotallo are equal contenders for Coolest Sitter. Aloy because they always build or break stuff, and Kotallo because he is always game for either a snuggle or a wrestle, and they are a feisty kiddo.

[autumnalfelix]

Just in @xrockerkidx can’t be my little sister anymore because they prefer strawberry milk over chocolate milk. I’ve been deceived

[sugar-petals]

I see that lately you’ve been reblogging the ice skating guy. Could you introduce him to us in the caro way??👀

i see, i see. you are falling for the beautiful ice skating guy. with delight do i talk about him. ♥︎ who are you asking about, then?

shōma uno (22) of nagoya, japan, the dreamiest ice angel you will ever see:

lucky newcomer stans: shoma is extremely easy to spot. 5′2, soulful, sparkly, and always headed for the podium because his artistry fucking slaps. this angel is the latest olympic silver medalist ✨

if you see a petite, serious-looking guy with thighs for the gods and impossibly elegant upper body work, you can be sure it’s him.

off the ice, look for this: the supreme doe face. dark uwu eyes, wide baby cheeks, 100% shook. needless to say: it’s over when he looks at you like that. 

something else to watch for when you want to spot the angel. his primary hobby is sleeping lmao! shoma naps everywhere. once, he was so exhausted, he was found cutely slumbering before his olympic press conference. 

meanwhile, his presence on the ice? expressive, alluring, aptly sensual start to finish. sometimes feisty, even. he saves all his energy and then delivers. it’s ballet on blades. the guy puts so much passion into his choreo. 

most well-known are the moments when he ends his program and switches back to his normal cute mode. that’s when you see the puppy gaze return.

bc the thing is: you won’t see shoma’s feistiness elsewhere. the japanese are already very reserved and shy, but he’s made an art form of it. his voice is quite light and high, that contributes to the effect. i have not seen one interview where he tries to stand out or embellish his answers. shoma stays true to his unobtrusive character, you’ll see him spaced out 90% of the time.

shoma is often freightened by social settings and fan service. if you didn’t know how he’s on the ice, you can easily get the impression that he’s avoidant or insecure. but it’s just this: he’d rather be gaming or eating than get animated and play celebrity. you have a cozy introvert here. he’s in the game since he’s 5 years old but still doesn’t show himself off, he’s in his own sphere. 

you might see him look overwhelmed pretty often, but the flipside of the coin is, shoma is humble and doesn’t act out of arrogance. for a skater this great, his ego is minimum inflated. he doesn’t like putting himself in the center. legend has it he could always win gold but takes default silver out of politeness 😂

what he does like and respond to is getting direct praise. shoma lives for encouragement. that shit flusters him immensely, and it’s something he accepts. when he’s uneasy in crowds he doesn’t smile very often. but to this day, fans shouting ‘shoma, you’re so cute’ before he starts to skate has proven to lift his spirits effortlessly. last time it happened, he immediately cracked a smile:

now, there is plenty to compliment. 

i mean, look. the sheer athleticism of this man. god knows how high he jumps.

from facial expressions to hand postures, everything captures the music. he looks fantastic. 

shoma has great sense of dramatism. what you’re seeing is always art. 

shoma’s infamous signature move is the cantilever. you can see why. the audience is losing their minds every time.

what else to praise? the absolutely beautiful costumes. 

shoutout to satomi ito who designs these.

the #1 shoma praise bot is skating god yuzuru hanyu (aka current reigning olympic gold medalist) himself. imagine this: a baby is babied by a fellow but slightly older baby. yuzu said this about shoma: “he is like a puppy!” what you see is what you get, shoma is as adorable as he looks. 

so, yuzu takes good care of him and makes sure smol shoma is always included even if he’s getting shy. even since the early days:

if you ask me, team japan couldn’t be any more handsome and princely. the sheer combined power of cuteness and skill. you’ll hear from these lovelies.

shoma and his younger brother itsuki are also pretty much inseparable. goals, this is the softest sibling insta you will ever see. once again, with sleepy shoma.

baby photos included. faith in humanity restored. 

he also has wholesome interactions with his idol and fellow skater daisuke takahashi. dai is a funky, bubbly personality and complements shoma’s introversion really well. 

another important person to shoma, if not the most decisive recently, is retired world champion stéphane lambiel. yes, this handsome swiss glamazon.

shoma went through a highly distressing period of being coachless last year. he parted ways with machiko yamada and mihoko higuchi (below) who were his coaches for 16 (!) years. they were a dream team.

so that he decided to go for something new ended up as the most heartbreaking shit. he lost his inspiration and will for skating and kept dropping to lower rankings. he broke down in competitions because his fans were cheering for him even if his skating deteriorated and he felt undeserving. 2019 was shoma’s existential crisis. he went to several camps to try out coaches, to no avail.

enter coach stéphane! who started to work with him last winter. oh thank god. lo and behold, shooms has been consistently improving and getting very smiley (!) ever since. these two go together like fries and ketchup. 

so, guess who is currently training in switzerland now. whole new world for the little guy 💕

stéphane is eccentric, cheeky, and bold enough to uplift and inspire him but also “so friendly!” as shoma described him. he praises genuinely and knows how to foster shoma’s talent. their language barrier is also no problem, lambiel is a polyglot. i think that stéphane is off ice what shoma is on ice, this is the perfect exchange. i love this song. 

the ice angel has quickly recovered from his misery thanks to the amount of positive feedback. on youtube, you find multiple fancams of stéphane getting very invested in uno’s performance from the sidelines 😄 shoma adores him and stéphane is a protective ice dad. just look at these two.

there’s no better coach he could have. stéphane’s choreographies perfectly cater to shoma’s poetic interpretation. so satisfying. so impeccable. as dostoevsky said, beauty will save the world.

last japanese nationals in december, shoma even took gold and cried from relief on the podium. he’s improved so much. stéphane will make him go far. 

what convinced him to coach uno was simply this: “his eyes sparkled!”. and yes, there’s hardly anyone who won’t be impacted by this.

this puppy has all of our hearts so let’s send out compliments to him. fingers crossed for shoma’s upcoming competitions and the next olympics where i am sure he will stun the world. i mean, he won gold in the baby boy hall of fame already. he’s a really great artist and soft person who deserves everything. thank you for attending my ted talk.

[piers-wifey]

A lot of people seem to like you and piers as a couple, I do too. who is your favorite couple and why?💛

N'awwww thank you nonnie! <3

I'm not sure if you meant my favourite Resident Evil couple or my favourite mutual and their f/o couple so I did both lol.

Favourite Resident Evil couple:

Sherry and Jake: I just love those precious babies. They had to deal with so much shit thanks to their fathers and are also super cute. I mean Jake is the big ol' grouch and Sherry the smol but feisty girl that can kick ass. Best combo.

Favourite mutual and their f/o couple:

All of them! I'm terrible at making decisions and I don't think one is cuter than the other. They're all super sweet and funny. And they all deserve their f/o's and the happiness they feel when they see them. They're all perfect and precious and I wish every single one of them eternal happiness and love.