#a silly one

[stillmonstr]

[fmhobeus]

fleeting sappy thoughts

in every universe hobie brown is a guy who doesn't do commitment. he doesn't do titles, labels, rings, cuffing as a concept. he never has a family, so he never thought about having his own. plus, the dangers of the job, can't really tell when he'd get to be there for someone. the last thing he'd do is be deadbeat. so he says he doesn't believe in starting a family. but he knows you do and he knows you sacrifice that part of you to be with him.

from time to time he does see what you see. wedding bells, suits, champagne, guests, you in a white dress followed by the obvious pregnancy tests, happy tears, your body swollen up because of him and well... a child. he smiles at the thought occasionally but he knows better than to pursue it. until one day he gives it a serious thought.

he doesn't directly mention it, of course (it's hobie.) its always innocuous.

one day he's putting on his clothes. the usual spiky belts and bracelets.

" if 'e eve' have a kid am i gon' have to put a rubba guard on my belt?" he chuckles. you laugh with him but soon realize. waittttt he never does this... never brings up kids of his own. of your own. must be mayday's impact, you believe.

it escalates though, and you let him have his moment.

when he buys you things, he often asks "ya get a baby version o' dis?" or "bet this'd look so cute on a' lil' kid righ'?"

until it culminates in him admitting it to you after a long night together. your head is on his chest. you like it that way.

"babe"

you can feel his heartbeat accelerate. it's beating so fast its reverberating through your body due to your proximity to him.

"i love you"

"hmm i love you too" you say, but you know he's stalling.

"i look good inna suit innit?" he smirks down at you. you smile at him, he always looks good. "and you'd look bomb in 'ose long white gowns yeah?"

"somebody you know getting married, hobes? you dont be bringing up wedding attire outta no where..."

"i jus' been... ya know... considering it... n shi'. it's all cuz a' you. i been thinkin', you in white, band on tha' hand type... then eventually make you all swollen up cuza' me... i's hot as shit"

"sicko" you taunt.

"can' really help it, can i love?"

[tennant-the-tigger]

Spooky Mulder

TXF Fanart ☆ MSR Fanart

[teal-fiend]

2 preds who hunt together and then lick each other clean

[redibinch]

Uncovering the truth

[erophonemic]

Vibrating plug built into a chastity belt, but they have to find the key by solving their way out of an escape room. Desperate to stop cumming they shakily exit the door only to find that the key itself is in one final puzzle locked contraption.

[empydoc]

made a little tape thang for my sona 🐀

bisexual colours n all

creds to @elisacaleisa for the non-canon redacted tape, and @sunshineboy-greer-collins for the icon behind the text 💕

partially inspired by @mokozroach ‘s little trend, although i also kinda just make these for fun sometimes 🫡

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[nervocat]

Guys my mom said that since we don't when my cat was born I could make a birthday for him and I thought of making the same day as mine :33

[b-lysia]

Pussy delirious

pussy made Jiren cuss

pussy and bussy make the strap get serious

pussy delectable

coochie unsteppable

my kewchie been gooey, your's fire, untestable

[stillmonstr]

˓ ˚ ༘ ♥️ . ⋆ ｡ — only if you say 𝐘𝐄𝐒!!!

[widowed-mistress]

MY BOYFRIEND, SAVE HIM

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[clownsuu]

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

[nexusmonstrum]

// WILDLIFE SMP SPOILERS

ZombieCleo and her zombies!!!