#a porra do Cucurucho

[solysthesia]

NEW MEME JUST DROPPED

A PORRA DO REMUS.

(Literally the first thing that crossed my mind when I took this screenshot and im laughing like an idiot)

[amberizedcasey]

i belive that jorgin/georgine/IV has what it takes to become a tumblr sexy man

i won't elaborate

[rakkuntoast]

days since qphilza has experienced the horrors : 0! that makes it four days in a row of only horrors!

longest streak is currently 7 days

week recap :

-streamer is back WOO we instantly cut back to him seeing his eggs gone, forever changed and threatened with a weapon. eventful day (counter reset)

-code attack just at the start of the stream and then the whole plan to bring forever back, definetly a horror did you look how stressed that man was

-porra do cucurucho arrombado FILHO DA PUTA THEY FUCKING USED HIS CHILDREN AGAINST HIM AGAIN AND CAGED HIS BIRD ASS

in a nutshell dont let phil cook with lore again this shit got hands i am a broken man

[mothvs]

a porra do cucurucho

[estranha-de-all-star]

MANO FODA-SE EU VOU FAZER ESSE POST PRIMEIRO EM PORTUGUÊS

O Forever é o maior filho da puta q eu amo pra caralho!

Ele simplesmente mostrou pro Maximus a porra do filme (Internt - O Filme)

Mano o Cellbit vai querer morrer, mas vai matar o Forever antes, certeza!

Eu tô chorando de rir velho

E ELE PEDINDO PRO MAXIMUS NÃO DIZER QUE FOI ELE E O MAXIMUS DIZENDO BELEZA MAS NÃO DIZ QUE FUI EU QUE COLOQUEI O COMERCIAL AQUI PARA FICAR ROLANDO

AGORA ELES TÃO CRIANDO A HISTÓRIA Q FOI A FEDERAÇÃO/CUCURUCHO PRA DIZER Q FOI ELE Q COLOCOU O COMERCIAL (o plano do Forever de ser passar pelo Cucurucho e ai o Maximus tira uma foto pra provar pro Cellbit depois)

E agora o Forever dizendo q o nome dele de verdade é Cleitinho, na verdade, Walace Cleitinho

Vai toma no cu q moleque idiota, amo ele HSUSHUSHSUSHSHS

E o Maximus dizendo q o nome dele é Thomas Turbado

Mano eles são o duo q eu não sabia que precisava mas q agora eu amo

UPDATE:

Eu não tankei o Richas falando q o nome dele é Titako Nakama

Translation:

Forever it's the biggest motherfucker that I fucking love!

He just show Maximus the fucking movie (Internet - The Movie)

Dude, Cellbit will want to die, but he will kill Forever first, I'm sure!

I'm laughing so hard, man

AND HE ASKING MAXIMUS NOT TO SAY THAT IT WAS HIM THAT SHOW IT AND MAXIMUS SAYING ALRIGHT BUT DON'T SAY I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT THE COMMERCIAL HERE TO PLAY ON LOOP

NOW THEY ARE CREATING THE HISTORY THAT IT WAS THE FEDERATION/CUCURUCHO TO SAY THAT IT WAS HE WHO PUT THE COMMERCIAL (Forever's plan is pretend to be he is Cucurucho and then Maximus takes a picture to prove it to Cellbit later)

And now Forever saying his real name is Cleitinho, actually, Wallace Cleitinho

Fuck off, his an idiot, I love him HSUSHUSHSUSHSHS

And Maximus saying his name is Thomas Turbado (i really don't know how to translate this joke to english but is something like I'm masturbating)

Bro they are the duo I didn't know I needed but now I love

Update:

I didn't handle Richas saying his name is Titako Nakama (again i don't know how to translate this joke to english but its like trow you in bed)

[ghlitchbee]

A PORRA DO CUCURUCHO IS HEEE

[poltergeist-coffee]

I take my eyes off him for a moment

I TAKE MY EYES OF FOREVER FOR A MOMENT AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM

YOU DON'T JUST NAME A STREAM "THE END 1/3", FOREVER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

No, don't you hit Richas, filho da mãe, STOP SHOOTING YOU BASTARD

Forever likes to play with our hearts

Mah boi what are you doing?

He's NeverPlayer now?

"I don't care what's happens with this body, it's not mine anyway"

What do you mean?

HOST?

WHAT IS THAT THING ON HIM?

GET OFF MY CUBITO TU HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE

WHAT LIST ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???????

DON'T SHOOT RICHAS, YOU KEEP THAT GUN AWAY FROM MY SON

His eyes glow:0

"imagine that I'm petting your head right now"

My man is full on villain arc

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

STOP SHOOTING MY EGG

HE TRIED TO HUG HIM NOOOO

My boy:(

Why is he so interested in Quackity?

Ah yes, dramatic music, we love those

Wait, is that the Judas thing????

"Não existe mais essa porra de democracia"(there is no such thing as this fucking democracy anymore. )

- Player, Forever 2023

Dictator arc????

And now he is destroying that... place where there was the voting sistem

Forever, you need to learn with Fit to explode things

"This looks way better"

I mean... you could've have destroyed what remained

"He might be weak, but he had a good idea"

"Looks like it's time for us to start opening this place and put each of them in their proper place"

Or something like that

And he ends the stream

Filho de quenga

But he really got into character with that makeup

This reminds me of the happy pills arc... say what you want about him, but he put a lot of effort, he kept that smile the whole stream, of his face didn't hurt after it I don't know anymore

But, you got a formula 1 au? 👁

Interesting... if you have something to say about it feel free to ramble I will love to hear about it or any au you have amything to say:D

AlsoI ended up making Pepito be the favorite egg of a friend of mine, he don't even watch qsmp, but he has to deal with me talking about it:D

Pepito my beloved

But I guess my other friend was right about not trusting Richarlyso with a drugged... look how my cubito is

I just opened the stream, got happy because I saw a lot of eggs, and then got confused:D

Back to my original form: eternally confused about anything

- 🍽

Watch as the local anon of your askbox has a mental breakdown over a square character and his sentient egg son

QFOREVEVER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU DD: EVIL CUCURRUCHO YOU WILL FUCKING PAY FOR THIS!! THE FEDERATION FUCKING SENT FOREVER TO THE NETHER AND HE GOT CORRUTPED IF THEY NEVER FUCKING TOLD HIM TO GO THERE THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WE NEED T GET RID OF THE FEDERATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW I SWEAR TO GOOOOD!!!!

ccforever is so dedicated to the roleplay its insane his acting is also insane. I LOVE THAT HE DRESSES UP THO AND PUTS ON MAKE UP TO MATCH HIS CUBIT ITS SOOO GOOD I LVOE IT!! I LOVE THAT HE UTALIZES FACECAM FOR STUFF LIKE THIS ITS SO :")) <3333333 so much lov to him hes so cool i hope he knows how cool he is.

that being said if he kills qforever canonically and can't come back i will be so very upset and be sending him a very strongly worded dm about how sad its going to make me /j...........

I HAD A SILLY THROY what if romero richas and evil cucurucho/the virus posessing forever are connected? mostly becausee they both made it and said they dont care about their host being hurt. romero richas was always bleeding and even painted with richas blood and richas was scared that he wakes up covered in new bruises and blood!! and now the visus/@v@ is saying that it doest care if forever is hurt because he's just a body? even if they're not related i think its an interesting thing!! they both parallel? like father like son lmao

-- -- -- FORMULA 1 AU IS SO SILLY KJNAVJAK its very self indulgent its just pacman duo :3c etoiles is a announcer for f1 and pac is a racer!! mike is part of the pit crew/pac's manager as well. i like pactoiles so it is romantic and basically just pac and etoiles being silly and maybe flirting because kajsnvjkas sillyyyy. like pac always getting a little flustered when etoiles interviews him after races or gushes to mike about hwo cute he thiks etoiles is and stuff like that :>>

YAAAA WE LOVE PEPITO <33 pepito is so baby. pepito is the smallest little egg ever and i adore pepito for that <33 the admin of pepito is so good at playing a little kid :"))

YEAAH BRO i was watching tubbo and then he opened the player list to show ALMOST ALL THE EGGS I WAS SO CONFUSED JKSANVJKASD the forever lore is suppoe to be three streams in totla (judging by his stream title) so im very nervous abotu that it could mean or what more will happen :((

[qroier]

#this omg plus everyone speaking for jaiden about empanada#im soooo glad em wants to ask jaiden first and doesnt rlly consider her her mom until she actually accepts her as a daughter#and ik they just want to reassure Em but saying that theyre totally sure that jaiden will want to be her mom..it just rubs me the wrong way#idk if any of them fully understand just how important bobby was to them#and just how much losing him affected them cuz jaiden and roier would both be totally in the right if they didnt want to care for another e#but making that choice for them just feels. icky to me#i think roier is most likely to get attached than jaiden purely bc he'll be pepitos sole caretaker while em has 4 other moms to care for he#idk just thoughts 🤷🤷🤷 (via worrysyndrome)

no literally yeah, like just ask them!!!! talk with them!!!!! i think the only time anyone, or i guess mainly the new islanders, actually asked them directly about bobby was tina with jaiden and willy with roier when he was being chismo exploring the castle. and i think part of the problem is baby fever, like they're so glad to have the eggs back and they're so glad to have eggs on the island period that they automatically think of getting an egg as a precious gift to be happy for above all, but like you mentioned they probably can't really understand everything that bobby was to them or how world shattering it was to lose him. and it's not even the islanders fault! honestly if they did understand then something unbelievably heartbreaking must have happened. plus to be fair they maybe at least understand that the wound probably still hurts and feel like asking about bobby would be uncomfortable, but asking for jaiden and roier's thoughts will always always always be better than basing actions entirely off assumptions of what they want and what they'll like. blaming this one 100% on cucurucho aquele porra do urso klsdfj

i don't know if I'll ever forget this all the love in the world to the rest of the islanders of course they can't really have known better but the fact that they stood around almost proud to be there to witness roier cubito meeting pepito for the first time, the fact that you can hear them in the background talking about taking pictures, how they don't ask at all for his opinion on all this or what he thinks and are instead forced to assume roier will care for pepito because he's literally the only option left. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I know pac tried to answer his questions of where leo and richas were before pepito's arrival distracted everyone else to the point where he couldn't be heard, and I know bad kept throwing health potions at him because he could tell something was wrong even though he couldn't quite figure out that what was wrong was inside not outside, but still how I wish somebody would sit him down and ask him how he's doing. or try to talk with him even as he refuses.

[ghlitchbee]

A PORRA DO CUCURUCHO.

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A PORRA DO CUCURUCHO IS HERE

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A PORRA DO CUCURUCHO IS HERE