#a normal case plot happens in the background and the bamf woman lead says fuck the rich and entitled and stuff
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Can Benoit Blanc’s stress baking English boyfriend have been like an assassin who was hired to kill him or something. I think that would be fun.
#then obviously in the backstory Phillip accidentally gets to know him like undercover#and has angst about it bc he decides not to kill him and wants to actually date him but he’s been lying about who he is#then Benoit’s like#oh I knew the whole time#you didn’t think you were being subtle?#and I saw you staring me down from a rifle scope that one time#and he’s like oh#and then they get married#a normal case plot happens in the background and the bamf woman lead says fuck the rich and entitled and stuff#like classic rian Johnson#glass onion#knives out#benoit blanc#hugh grant#daniel craig
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#then obviously in the backstory Phillip accidentally gets to know him like undercover#and has angst about it bc he decides not to kill him and wants to actually date him but he’s been lying about who he is#then Benoit’s like#oh I knew the whole time#you didn’t think you were being subtle?#and I saw you staring me down from a rifle scope that one time#and he’s like oh#and then they get married#a normal case plot happens in the background and the bamf woman lead says fuck the rich and entitled and stuff
Can Benoit Blanc’s stress baking English boyfriend have been like an assassin who was hired to kill him or something. I think that would be fun.
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