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Happy birthday, Anthony! I just finished drawing this on April Fools and thought it fits. What better thing to post today than some queerplatonic Radioapple tomfoolery? And the fact that Angel Dust invited himself in it is just one big beautiful bonus! So please enjoy! -Bubbly đ
#spacebubblearts#hazbin hotel#radioapple#appleradio#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#alastor#hazbin alastor#duckydeer#birthday boy#hazbin hotel anthony#angel dust#april fools#doodle#queerplatonic#fanart#myart#asexuality#misunderstandings#now that I think about it today is also kaishin encounter day and the start of the last stretch of my finals week#a lot's going on around me and here I am lagging haha#cursed cat alastor#fluff#humor#shenanigans#those 3 are all you need#cannibalism#I have a feeling Angel Dust is the type to read shoujo manga if he knew what it is#lucifer x alastor#alastor x lucifer
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Murmurs of Flourishing Blossoms - 1
Season: Winter Characters: Kaoru, Mika, Tatsumi, Midori, Arashi, Koga, Hiiro, Shinobu Translator: taiyaki-translations
<One day in late January, inside the ES Building>
Kaoru: Hope everyone's doing well... Or um, if you're not, that's okay too...?Â
(Honestly, why am I so nervous? Iâm going overseas with Anzu-chan soon, but itâs just normal work so I donât need to be so tense.)Â
Sorry, sorry, I didnât mean to make a mistake right at the beginning. Hm? Itâs better than making a mistake in the middle of the shoot and having to start over again?Â
Haha, thatâs true. Then, letâs hurry and start filming again.Â
Yahoo~ Good morning everyone, Iâm UNDEADâs Hakaze Kaoru. Surely us meeting like this is a pleasant surprise for you~?
All of you in front of the screen probably have a lot of questions, but letâs keep up the mystery for a little longer. For now, just follow alongâÂ
As you can see, this is the ES Building that was built to support idols and is home to some well known agencies.Â
When I just graduated, there was a sense of freshness in working here as a professional, but unfortunately, I seem to spend more time doing jobs outside. I came here again today for overseas work.Â
Iâm really looking forward to experiencing the charms of different countries. What will be the destination of this trip and which idols will be accompanying me? Youâll find out soon âȘ
Kaoru: Haha, was that opening okay~? There was a small hiccup at the beginning, but I think we got enough material.Â
Now itâs time to film the gathering scene of the idols. It seems both Takamine-kun and Kagehira-kun are a bit shy, so Iâll need to work twice as hard as a reliable senpai who often appears on variety shows.Â
Of course, Anzu-chan, you can also rely on me as much as you want. Itâs relatively easy for us to finish the filming, but since youâll also be preparing for the exhibition overseas, you have to make sure you get enough rest.Â
The exhibition that that photographer asked us to model for is the same one youâre preparing for, right?Â
A large exhibition held in Paris every year, where various works of art, including fashion and photography, are gathered in one place⊠You can say itâs a recent hot topic in the fashion and art worlds.Â
So you want to go there to show the world the charm of idols? Haha, thatâs just like you, Anzu-chan.
<Meanwhile...>
Arashi: Mika-chan, I prepared a travel skincare set for you. Jet lag or environmental changes can easily affect your skin. You have an important photoshoot, so donât forget to use it.
Mika: Ngah~
Arashi: Are you listening properly? Donât get too excited thinking about seeing your Oshi-san.Â
Phew, it canât be helped. I canât stand the thought of you ruining your face, so Iâll send you a message to remind you later.
Koga: Why is that guy not here yet? How long does it take to film an opening?Â
Tatsumi: Koga-san seems to really care for his unitmates. You knew that Kaoru-san would be here so you came to see him off, right?
Koga: Ha? Arenât ya my roommate? Canât it be me wantinâ to see you off?
Hiiro: The other two members of ALKALOID were busy and couldnât come, but Iâm really happy that Iâm able to see off Tatsumi-senpai together with Oogami-senpai! Next time we go for a drive with Tatsumi-senpai, letâs invite Oogami-senpai too!
Midori: Iâm so depressed⊠I wanna dieâŠ
Shinobu: Midori-kun, you havenât even left yet and youâre already wilting! Come on, cheer up!
Midori: Ugh⊠Iâm nervous about going abroad, my social battery is drained, and the atmosphere around me is so intense, it feels like the spirit of Morisawa-senpai is right next to meâŠ
Shinobu: Please donât call Morisawa-dono a ghost. Morisawa-dono will be frightened.
Midori: Huh? Thatâs the part youâre commenting on? Oh, Anzu-san is here.
Kaoru: Itâs really lively in here. Is everyone packed? The interview segment is starting soon âȘ
Koga: The way youâre talkinâ is really gross. We ainât little kids, why are you talkinâ all gently?
Hiiro: Hmm? Oogami-senpai, earlier you were asking when Kaoru-senpai was coming. Why are you so mad at him now?
Arashi: Ufufu, thatâs just how boys are.Â
Anyway, it looks like filming is going to start soon. Mika-chan, do your best~
Mika: Nnah~ Anzu-chan, are you startinâ with me? Whatâs the most important thing Iâm bringinâ ?
The only thing that I can think of right now is that skincare set Naru-chan kept talkinâ about earlierâŠ
Oh right, I brought along a gift fer Oshi-san! âCause I'm goinâ this time fer work, I probably can't stay fer long, so I haven't told Oshi-san about it yet. Maybe I can give him a nice surpriseâŠ!
Midori: The most important thing for me is⊠probably my mascot characters. If I donât get healing from them, I might die on the planeâŠ
Tatsumi: Fufu, I recently received a âtraffic safetyâ amulet (1) from my unitmates in ALKALOID, but I didnât think it would come in handy so soon. This is probably the last thing I would want to lose during my trip.
Midori: (Eh? That amulet⊠I donât think that was the reason why they gave itâŠ)
Hiiro: Umu, if Tatsumi-senpai needs more, we can definitely give you as many as you like! How about putting one in your car?
Midori: (It would probably be better to leave it in the car. I think both the driver himself and his passengers will definitely need itâŠ) (2)
Shinobu: Oho, I think Midori-kunâs face is quite expressive, it's interesting to look at.
Kaoru: Hmm⊠If you want to go abroad, things like your passport and wallet are more important than anything else. In that sense, Iâm a practical person.
Koga: I thought youâd say somethinâ like âOf course, the most important thing is myself.â If you had said that, Iâd have been angry.
Kaoru: Aww, Koga-kunâs being awfully clingy today. Is it perhaps⊠me going overseas is making Wan-chan feel lonely?
Koga: Who gives a crap about you!?
Tatsumi: Haha, you all get along well. In any case, we are going to an unfamiliar place, so it will be safer if we stay together as a group.
Arashi: Thatâs right. Everyone, take care of yourselves, okay? Otherwise, Iâll worryâŠ
Translation Notes: 1. Japanese amulets (or omamori) can usually be bought from Shinto shrines or Buddhist temples and are said to give various forms of good luck and protection if you keep it on your person. Usual types of omamori include ones that promote wealth or good health, helping one get good grades, helping one find love, and of course, traffic safety. 2. A reference to Tatsumi's 4* feature scout story, An Appraiser Appears?
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Okay, poll time regarding an important purchase in my day-to-day life.
In short, I am ready to upgrade from my (glances to the Acer laptop that's been dead for a year) laptop...
I now have a very big budget (it's considered big in my country) that I got over the summer to finally spend it on an upgrade.
I need a poll because now I got an idea to buy a PC, which is dangerous territory for me for numerous reasons. Some background: I haven't had a PC since I was 14, I got my laptop (which is dead now) right as I entered high school, and it was a cheap one, it couldn't even run Minecraft without lagging which at the time pissed off my gamer childhood self.
But, as a functioning, employed adult, I finally did it. I finally saved up enough money to buy a new device.
The accesibility & portability of laptops is def what I need overall for my professional life. They're not a MUST at my work place at all, but it would be NICE to be able to access my documents on laptop & edit them there or during the way home rather than go to the office again for the PC.
Hereâs the thing. The laptop I can afford is not better by performance against the gaming PC I can afford.
Why a gaming PC?
Because I am a whimsical little shit. I see a program and I want to master it for hobby's sake, or just cus I'm that curious. What if I one day want to pick up Blender or 3D sculpting or some shit just to try it?! It's happened before, and it continues happening. I jump from hyperfixation to hyperfixation like a ping pong ball. A laptop at the price range I want to buy won't be able to run complex games or Blender.
The childhood me, in my soul, wants that freaking PC. But my basic normal thought process is also aware if I get a gaming PC it may distract me from my work bcs... Well the PC will be able to do EVERYTHING. At least I'm self-aware enough of that.
Another thing is...
Durability & longer-life & upgradability
I can always upgrade the PC, I know my way around PC hardware. The PC will last me longer than the laptop probably will, and I can't upgrade the laptop.
But then I have no portability & always-accessibility the laptop offers, and if I get the laptop it will be for work, Photoshop & fic writing if I get used to it (I won't, I hate writing on laptops). Which is perfect, I'll be able to do my work even on the go, I can carry it with me, etc etc and I WON'T BE DISTRACTED.
So! I guess, vote bcs at this point I'll toss a goddamn coin! And before anyone asks, no I won't put the Macbook on the list, I like having my liver, thank you.
My biggest fear is that I've grown so used to the laptop interface if I buy a PC I'll just take time re-configuring my brain to use it, so what if I hate it? I have so many fears, and I don't want to waste my money and then go like "ugh, I'm disappointed". I'm used to reading on the laptop, typing on the laptop, working on the laptop, etc. I have all PC peripherals except a monitor but the IT stores are having huge discounts & sales now I can grab one from anywhere at this point so that doesn't concern me a lot.
This is a purchase I'll treat myself with for my birthday. I've spoken to friends, some say laptop, some say PC. Anyway, here is the poll. I'll put it for today.
I just love both but I have to pick, but I can't. Laptop is more familiar to me now than a PC đ€Ł a PC would be dangerous cus I will def get the urge to play games instead of WORKING, but on the off hours it'd be a party đ€Ł
For info, the
PC would be
Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 5600
GPU: RX 6600
RAM: 16GB
That is the overall idea and I even found a custom pc builder in my country, too, if the prebuilt ones are too expensive, haha.
Laptop Models:
Lenovo Ideapad 3 with Ryzen 5, 16Gb RAM, Integrated Intel GPU
Lenovo V15 G5, also Ryzen 5, 16gb ram, integrated Intel GPU
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postinf the text for my day 2 bsweek prompt here cause its making me lag lol
do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to be a zombie in this economy? you just go out there trying to have a bite to eat so you go up to some randos and they just start SHOOTING YOU! like straight up just SHOOTING YOU! like what the hell man? i mean i know im trying to rip your brains out and shit but cant you let a guy just fucking eat???? speaking of, this guy's brain tastes weird like im pretty sure its at least fifty percent plastic, maybe even a hundred percent i don't know. was he your boyfriend or something? does this mean you're single? wanna go out sometime? you're annoying as shit but i like that in a man, keeps you on your toes y'know? keeps you humble as well like you just wake up in bed one day and go "oh god this is the guy im dating and i don't even want to break up with him or anything what the hell's wrong with me," which i think is a pretty important thing to have-- at least for me 'cause im awesome as shit and if i don't have that sort of anchor i'll probably lke turn into god or something and i dont wanna be god. not out of self-esteem issues or anything, just out of principle 'cause i think that everyone should have a fair chance at killing me which not gonna lie is pretty easy but that's besides the point, the point is that i think anyone who wants to be god is fucking stupid and should just fucking die. like, hello??? who the hell do you think you are rying to reign above other people? are you stupid? are you dumb? hello? anyways, if you wanna know more about what i think of this i post a lot on r/atheism, im user u/waffleontopp-- wait , do i have to explain reddit to you? 'cause you seem more like a tumblrina to me, honestly reddit's pretty similar to tumblr so you won't have a lot of trouble figuring it out on your own but don't be shocked ifbyou see cock and balls on there since porn isn't banned there unlike tumblr. how's that whole thing treating you by the way? must be tough not seeing some girl's boobs every once in a while-- wait are you gay or bi? must be tough not seeing some guy's boobs every once in a while, that won't be problem if you start dating me though. haha just kidding, my chest is basically concave now after a survivor beat me repeatedly with a baseball bat so ive got like negative double D's now. oh but i do know this one guygirlthing whose boobs are out basically 24/7 who likes to hang out with me and this other guy so maybe that'll make up for it. they're not zombies and im pretty sure they didnt get infected so you don't have to worry about that but they miiiight have rabies or something im not sure to be honest so maybe watch out for that instead. if youre wondering why two non-infected humans are hanging out with a zombie then we're in the same boat, might have something to do with the possible rabies i mentioned earlier. also if they tell you that im their pet zombie that is simply not true, if anything it's the other way around, they're my pet guard dogs and they do basically anything i say even if it kills them. or at least i wish it would kill them, they're way too hardy in my opinion, i need them to die so i can eat their brains-- oh but then i'll have to do manual labor. hmm, on second thought, they can stay actually i don't wanna deal with all that. normally i dont even do my own kills nowadays, i just leave a trap or get the other two to do it for me, you guys just caught me offguard which is lowkey embarassing but trust me i am a huge, like Huge alpha sigma gamma male and would totally dominate everyone else around me. but not in a god way of course, just in a lone sigma alpha gamma wolf kinda way like those anime wolf furry drawings. you know the ones. and like im not a furry but not gonna lie they totally popped off with those
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Arlecchino's banner is ending in a couple hours, and the second half is a skip for me, so here's the 4.6 rundown:
C6 Gorou from event (FINALLY)
C5 Amber and C6 Lisa from shop
C6 Xiangling (whatever) -> but it does mean C6 Amber in October will be the last constellation I can get from starglitter shop
Qiqi at 57 pulls (50/50 loss)
another 50 pulls on guarantee, with no result
Arlecchino's spear and Lyney's bow from weapon banner
C0 Chevreuse from weapon banner
The C0 Chevreuse is huge and worth the weapon banner, really. She's the only 4 star I wanted in Fontaine. My actual goal was Lyney's bow which I use on Childe. I think it actually looks pretty nice on him because of the colors, somewhat better than Polar Star, and since I mostly use him for overworld, the 10% movement speed with no conditions is nice.
I didn't get Arlecchino, in the end, but I'm basically guaranteed whoever I decide to get next. Really hoping that either Childe comes back soon or there's an early Natlan 5 star that I want. Otherwise, having the high pity might become a problem at some point.
To get that nice even roll number, I ended up doing acts 1 through 4 of Fontaine, though I'm not going to bother with act 5 for now. It's bound to be really long. This already unlocked the Fontaine commissions and reputation anyway, so that will get me some of the achievements I'm missing (currently at 1208 achievements), the updraft gadget, and the furnishing blueprints for Navia's and Arlecchino's teapot sets. So that's nice, I guess.
4.7 is looking like a full skip on main, and for alt... I do want to get Alhaitham before he goes to chronicled, but my alt has no savings, so I don't see it happening unless I am just obscenely, improbably lucky.
Speaking of 4.7, there's going to be a new permanent endgame mode, which looks like it was designed specifically to piss me off, since it has forced trial characters. Cool :) I hate it :) It'll replace one of the two Abyss resets per month, so I guess I can just log in once a month now, haha...
The Natlan leaks aren't really looking much better, though they're just subjective opinions about the exploration, which isn't very reliable. But if what they're saying is true, I'm not really excited for it. I didn't like Remuria exploration at all.
Additionally, the game has started to lag and freeze more. I know the issue is probably partly because of Youtube. I usually play some video in the background when grinding and doing dailies, and Youtube has been fucking around a lot, which probably causes problems for Genshin as well, but it doesn't really matter when the issue does exist. Given the the system requirements are supposedly going up for Natlan, I can only expect it to get worse.
It's going to be funny if what gets me to finally quit Genshin is that it becomes too unplayable lmao
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5 Sides of Human
{Part Twenty-Five}
Genre: Mixed WC: ~3.5k CW: mentions of blood, swearing, Storm has a stutter but I am not depicting it with written word consistently, prolly lots of typos lol, spoilers for season 1&2, I'm skipping over/changing some things I didn't like in the main story so it will be a bit different from canon! Series Masterlist
"Whattaya mean, like someone cast a protection spell on us or somethin'? Couldn't they have at least made it so we didn't turn inta this?" Mammon huffed in frustration.
Solomon grinned, casting another sly glance toward Storm. "Well, I don't think it would have been that easy. Besides, I'm sure you'll figure out who the kind soul who decided your lives were worth protecting is soon enough."
"Regardless, we should keep the idle chit-chat to a minimum and continue going through the levels." Lucifer sighed, looking around the room for another message.
The others shrugged, breaking off into groups to search the room they now found themselves in. Beel, Lucifer, Mammon, and Storm began wandering off to where the room began to narrow, while the others remained in the larger open area. It was eerily quiet for a moment, before Asmo broke the uncomfortable silence.
"Solomon, tell us more about the reaper. I mean, living in a place like this and coming up with all these rules...The longer we stay here, the more curious I am!"
"Hmm..." Solomon shrugged, turning from the bookshelf he had been analyzing closely. "Well, In a nutshell, I'd say that my reaper friend is a little on the unusual side."
"Even more than these idiots?" Vivi tilted her head in a gesture toward where a few of the brothers searched under some furniture.
"Hahaha! Well, we've known each other for over a thousand years now, but there's still so many things about them that I don't know."
"Whoa whoa...wait a minute..." Heart snapped his attention toward the sorcerer. "Did you just say a thousand??"
"Yeah, how old are you, Solomon?" Sarah asked pointedly, eyeing him up and down.
"Easy now, haha! Long ago, there was a time when I devoted myself to researching new forms of magic, but one day I made a...small error, I suppose. And as a result, I can never grow old or die naturally." Solomon shrugged. "So, I've lived for thousands of years looking exactly as I do now."
"Hold up, so you're actually just some crusty old man!?" Fern scrunched up their face. "What the fuck, dude!"
"An old man?!" Solomon winced, insulted by their words. "I'd like to think I keep myself appearing very young..."
"Well all of this isn't news to us. I mean, me and Solomon have known each other for so long now, You should have realized that he wasn't just some ordinary human!" Asmo giggled, strolling over to Solomon and gripping his arm tightly. "But I guess it makes sense why y'all didn't know all this stuff. You just met him a few weeks ago."
"I would say Solomon is more than just an unusual human." Belphie shrugged. "He's much different than any of you guys, or Storm. And he has so many pacts that he's probably closer to a demon than a human at this point."
"Hey now." Solomon's eye twitched in what appeared to be annoyance. "I'm just as human as any of them. I'm just...unique."
"Will you all quit fooling around?" Lucifer's sudden harsh tone caused nearly everyone to jump.
"Yeah, we found the doorway to the next level, so if y'all're done gabbin' ya can come this way!" Mammon added, crossing hims arm's triumphantly.
"Alright, alright. We're coming." Heart rolled their eyes, taking Asmo's hands and following Mammon out of the room. Vivi knelt down briefly, noticing her shoes had been unlaced during the ruckus of the previous rooms. As she finished tightly tying the strings, she noticed Solomon also lagging behind the others. Quickly, he grabbed a book off of the shelf he had been hovering near and stuffed it in the pocket of his jacket.
"Hey, what did you just take?" Vivi stood, narrowing her eyes at him.
"Who, me?" Solomon smiled, shaking his head. "I didn't take anything. Maybe it just looked like I did from where you were standing."
Vivi sighed. "Whatever it was, it better not get us into any more trouble, or I'll be joining your 'friend' in beating your ass."
Solomon chuckled, walking straight past Vivi to catch up with the others. Vivi scoffed, following behind him to get though to the next room. She bumped into Fern as she walked through the door, already annoyed at the congested pileup at the entrance.
In large letters on the wall, scrawled out in blood, read "NO TALKING." The group looked amongst each other uncertainly, not knowing what the challenge of this room to try to get them to talk would be. The place they found themselves now appeared to be a long hallway, lined with suits of armor. Each figure held a long pole axe, as if in warning to those entering. Many doors lined the hall, and it would take hours to try to figure which lead out of this level and into the next.
Storm narrowed her eyes, assessing each of the doors in her field of vision. Each of them had a mark on them that almost looked like a scratch. Each was unique in color, size, and angle, but they all shared the same semi-straight formation. Well, all but one. Storm's eyes zeroed in on the distinguished door- one that had no markings at all near the end of the hall of doors. After a moment of pause, Storm turned to the puzzled group, gesturing with a tilt of her head to follow. The others hesitated for a moment, but followed after her to see what it was she was confidently chasing after.
"You know, I've been thinking..." Satan wondered aloud, glancing up to the cathedral-like ceiling above them. Before he could continue his statement, Levi wrapped his tail around Satan's pudgy head, muffling his words against the thick scales of his tail. Annoyed, Satan bit down, causing Levi to yelp loudly in pain.
"You realize the three of us have already been punished for breaking the rules, right? Even if we break another, we wont be penalized any more than we already have."
"So...that means we can talk?" Levi squeaked the words out, glancing around to the suits of armor nervously.
"I've already done it and nothing happened, so...yes."
"WOOOHOOO!" Mammon screeched loudly, barreling down the hallway past Storm.
Lucifer rolled his eyes. They seem to never shut up, even under consequences like this.
Mammon grinned as he began walking backwards, now facing Storm. "I bet your jealous, huh?"
Storm raised an eyebrow before shaking her head.
"I mean, I'd rather have the option to be quiet and stay looking like I did before than be a little D." Levi sighed, prancing up next to Storm's side. "So, are you thinking you know the way to the next level?"
Storm nodded with a smile, pointing to the unmarked door she was heading toward.
"Nah, that's clearly wrong." Mammon shook his head, bounding to a door just a few feet away from them. "Look at this one! The mark on it is big and yellow and more scraggly than the others! Clearly this is the right way to go!"
Before Storm could react, Mammon pushed the door open aggressively, revealing a ginormous boutique-looking room, covered wall-to-wall in clothing, bags, and accessories.
Satan's eyes widened. "Hey! Someone cover Asmo's mouth before he-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE! Look at all these cute clothes!" Asmo squealed, stars in his eyes as he looked around the room.
"...Looks like I was too late."
"Oh my gosh, there's so much here that I like!!!" Asmo squawked, immediately shoving past Vivi to get to the clothing, sending her careening toward the ground.
"Asmo, You're gonna pay for that!!" Vivi roared, immediately rolling to her feet and bolting toward him. Before she could get to him, a bright light flashed from where both of them stood, blinding everyone else.
"Uh..oh..." Mammon gulped, backing out of the room slowly as the light dimmed and the figures that used to be Asmo and Vivi came into focus.
"Oh, this dress is so adorable!" The small pudgy demon gleefully smoothed the fabric between his spindly fingers. "It would look so cute on- AGUGh!"
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you limb from limb, you narcissistic bimbo!" the small beast- who they all assumed to be Vivi- screamed, now having Asmo pinned against them in a headlock. Unlike the brothers, Vivi hadn't turned into a small, pudgy demon. Instead, they turned into a tiny purple and black sheep of the same size. Curled horns peaked out from her spongey coat, and the small muscles in her arms twitched as she tightened her hold on Asmo's neck.
"L-let go! My precious skin will be ruined if you sq-squeeze too tight!" Asmo choked, trying to wriggle his way out of her grip.
Satan pressed his lips together to try to stifle a laugh, but couldnt help the snort that released through his mouth. Vivi snapped her attention toward him, dropping Asmo to the ground instantly. She ran towards him, sliding backwards on the ground. With a buck of her back legs, she kicked him full-force with her hooves. Satan's tiny body flew out of the room with the force of her kick, causing the others to duck out of the way to avoid being hit.
Beel frowned, picking at his fingers nervously. As if able to hear his thoughts, Belphie came up beside him and patted his back in an attempt to comfort him. Vivi huffed, storming out of the room to diffuse her anger.
Storm glanced uncertainly toward Solomon, who covered his mouth to keep from laughing. She made a mental note to ask later about the cure for these curses, but now returned her focus to opening the correct door. The others followed as Lucifer attempted to wrangle Vivi, who was kicking around suits of armor and yelling at Satan.
As Storm predicted, the door lead to the next level. They all stepped into a hall with hundreds of stools sitting tucked under long tables. Another large message lined the walls above tapped barrels, which Storm assumed to be some sort of alcohol. The message was even larger than the last, and seemed to be more haphazardly scrawled out than the other messages they've seen:
DO NOT EAT.
"If we make it through level 4, we'll be at the chamber with the candles. Just a little further!"
Just as the words left Solomon's mouth, the room went dark. When the light to the room returned, the tables became lined with a plethora of different foods and drinks. It was as if the reaper was enticing the tired and hungry group to partake of the feast, though they all knew what the consequences of eating this food would be.
"Oh my lord...I can't believe we have to deal with this now!" Fern groaned as their stomach grumbled. "After we've come all this way!"
"Do not eat...it says Do not eat...that's what it says..." Beel stared between the message and the feast, drool forming heavily behind his lips.
"Beel...You can do this!" Storm tried to reassure him, rubbing his arm gently. He just stared on, completely transfixed on the buffet before him that he was being told to ignore.
"It's no use..." Belphie groaned.
"Hey, this reaper friend of yours...they don't have a cerberus-sized pet, right? I keep hearing this...growling?" Asmo glanced around, hopping to try to see over the tables.
"I'd say it sounds more like thunder." Heart looked toward the ceiling, trying to see if the chandeliers were shaking with the force of the noise.
"Nah, that's Beel's stomach growlin'..." Mammon shook his head, crossing his arms over his chest. "I have a bad feelin' about what's about to happen..."
Beel closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. After a short moment, he opened his eyes and turned away from the food. "Lets go."
Belphie blinked in utter disbelief. "wha- huh?"
"We're almost to the chamber with the candles, right?" Beel swallowed his saliva, trying to quell the growing hunger pains in his stomach. "So...lets get moving."
"I...I don't believe it..." Belphie's eyes were wide as he stared at his twin. "Beel...Y-you're actually resisting the temptation to eat...How..."
"He probably cant resist it for long, so lets go already!" Mammon pushed past them, moving in the direction of an archway in the back of the room. The others followed behind quickly, each glancing toward Beel nervously as they walked through the winding dining halls- each one displaying a more elaborate feast than the last.
Beel mumbled to himself as they moved, listing off the various foods he saw displayed on the plates before him. Storm and Belphie stood on either side of him, squeezing his hands to reassure him they were here.
"We need to get his mind off the food." Belphie nervously glanced toward Beel's line of sight, seeing his second favorite dish piled on top of a serving platter. Droll pooled out of his mouth as Beel tried to breathe deeply, dripping down his chin and onto his shirt.
"Uh...I...I'm pretty sure Solomon made all this food, Beel!" Sarah shouted suddenly, causing Belphie to feel a shudder run up his spine.
"Yeah, and I betcha Fern helped!" Mammon added with a snort.
"Hey! Fuck you!" Fern knitted their brows together as they kicked Mammon hard, square in the ass. He yelped and ran toward Storm's legs. He turned and scowled at them as he held onto her pant leg, trying to stay as far away from Fern as possible.
"Hey, look! There's a door!" Heart pointed to the right, where a large double door was situated. A big red arrow was painted on the door, as if to signal they were headed in the right direction.
Belphie sighed in relief and ran toward the door. "I bet the candles are right through-"
His words died on his tongue when the doors creaked open, displaying another dining room. This time though, the tables were lined with various types of burgers- what they all knew to be Beel's favorite food. They all turned to the second youngest, nervous to see how he would respond.
"B-beel, the color has drained from your face..." Storm commented, squeezing his overly-sweating hand to try to get him to look at her. "Are you okay?"
Beel stayed silent, eyes wide and staring at the steaming plates before him.
"I don't think I've ever seen Beel fight off the urge to eat like this before..." Belphie shook his head, squeezing Beel's other hand. "I have no idea how he's able to do this..."
"Well, if ya ask me, it's about damn time he learned to keep that stomach of his in check." Mammon rolled his eyes. "I mean, he's always eatin'. Like a giant pig!"
"Shut up, Mammon." Vivi hissed, mimicking a punch of one fist to an open palm with her hooves. Mammon gulped, now skirting his way between Storm's legs for extra protection.
"Pig...pig...pig roast." Beel moaned, suddenly snatching Mammon up into his hands.
"Whoa...What- HEY! OW!!" Mammon yelled as Beelzebub bit into his back. "Quit bitin' me! I ain't food, dammit!"
"Beel! Stop trying to eat Mammon!" Storm gasped, moving to pry Mammon out of Beel's hands.
Lucifer's eyes widened in fear and he quickly snatched Storm's arms away, just before Beel snapped his jaws toward her. "Don't try to get your hands in there, Storm."
She nodded nervously, watching Mammon writhe in Beels hands.
"D'AAAH! He's gonn a eat me alive!!! Do something!" Mammon screamed
"Actually, he's just gnawing on him a little. As long as he doesn't bite off actual chunks, it should be okay." Belphie shrugged.
"And it might help keep his mind off of eating the food here." Sarah added, giggling as Beel bit down harder on Mammon's pudgy back.
"AHHH! IT'S NOT OKAY!!" Mammon shouted, finally freeing himself from Beel's grasp and leaping into Storm's arms. She caught him roughly, only being held up by Lucifer's support. She felt him stumble slightly as her body backed into his, thankful that he was there to keep her from falling. Lucifer grunted as he tried to straighten himself, clearly in pain from the impact.
"I can't take this anymore!" Beel whimpered, clutching his stomach hard. "If I try to hold back any more, I might hurt one of you!"
"Might!?" Mammon whined, rubbing the spots on his back where Beel's fangs punctured the skin. "We're already there, pal!"
Beel squeezed his eyes shut, growling loudly. "I'm sorry, I have to-"
Suddenly, a bright flash of light erupted from behind him, causing everyone to freeze in shock. After the light faded, a small little D with a spiney tail with fluff-like tip, curled ram horns, and glistening violet eyes blinked at them from a chair near one of the tables. In his hand, he held a half-eaten burger.
"Huh...so this is what it feels like to be a little D?" Belphie shrugged, tossing the burger aside. "You know, it's not really as bad as I thought."
"Exactly! Now you're one of us, Belphie!" Levi laughed.
Belphie scrunched up his face. "Ugh. No thanks. I don't mind being a little D, but I've got no interest in being 'one of you,' Levi."
Levi let out a yell, mimicking the action of a sword being thrust through his chest. "Belphie scores a critical hit, Leviathan takes 4500 damage!"
"Cringy." Heart giggled, shaking their head.
"Bel...Belphie?" Beel blinked back his surprise, his lips down-turned in an intense frown. "Wh...why would you...This is all my fault."
"It's not your fault, Beel." Belphie hopped down off of the chair, stretching his back.
"You only ate that because it looked like I was about to give into the temptation and eat it myself though."
"Yeah, well...I understand how hard that is...Believe me. Which is why I didn't want to watch you having to endure it. Like, if I had to stave off the urge to sleep, I'm sure I would have felt the same."
"You hung in really well, Beel." Storm smiled sympathetically, patting his arm.
"Plus, the reaper already has an axe to grind with you. If you were to break one of the rules, who knows what would happen to you?" Fern shuddered, not wanting to think of the other potential outcomes.
"So...It's no big deal at all if I turn into a little D. We can figure out a fix for this later." Belphie hugged Beel's leg, smiling up at him.
Beel sniffled as tears began running down his face. He snatched Belphie up, hugging him as tight as he physically could.
"Ack! Beel...I-I appreciate the hug, but not so t-tight! You're suffocating me!" Belphie choked, trying hard to wriggle his way loose to get some air into his lungs.
"Something wrong, Lucifer?" Solomon tilted his head at the oldest brother, who seemed to be holding his balance against one of the chairs. "You're looking...well, you're looking sort of pale?"
"It's..." Lucifer's eyes fluttered closed for a moment before he sighed. "My head hurts."
Storm turned to him, concern painted all over her face. She set Mammon down gently and reached up toward Lucifer's brow, carefully smoothing over his temple. "Another migraine? They seem to be getting worse lately."
"They're usually triggered by the stress of dealing with the problems your brothers though, right?" Solomon smirked as Lucifer ceased waving away Storm's concerned doting, glaring at the sorcerer.
"How did you know that?"
"Well, what do you expect?" Solomon chuckled. "When there's a demon I'm hoping to make a pact with, I make an point to observe him at all times."
Lucifer grimaced. "Well, stop it."
Solomon smirked in response to Lucifers annoyance as he again swatted Storm's hands away.
"In any case, yes...this headache seems to be worse than the ones I usually have...but it's nothing to be concerned about since we're almost at the fifth level. I will just rest when we get home and all will be well. Let's just keep going."
"Are you sure?" Storm stared at him, eyes shimmering with worry. "Maybe you should sit down for-"
"I said I'm fine." Lucifer snapped, shaking his head and moving past her.
"Well, the candle room will hopefully be right through that door." Solomon shrugged at Storm, though the look on his face seemed satisfied with Lucifer's current state. "Lets continue on, shall we?"
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A/N: I apologize for all the profanity in this part ahead of time. I think Iâm going to do M/W/Sat updates, as long as my writing permits, and then maybe Wed/Sat updates. I got the day off because it snowed so I thought I would post this since itâs ready haha
* Well youâre royally f*cked
* Thereâs a big stupid smile curled on your face, and every time you try to hide it, it just comes back wider
* You really shouldnât be happy right now
* âWhat has you in such a good mood?â Edwardâs got a matching smile of his own.
* Oh shit. Itâs fine, youâll just play dumb.
* âHow do you know Iâm happy?â How about the dumb grin youâve got on your face you stupid b*tch.
* You would have smacked your own forehead if you werenât aware Edward was watching your every move
* Youâre lucky Edwardâs nice and he doesnât call you out on it
* âWhenever youâre happy it kind of radiates off of you,â his voice lowers âyou know because of your powersâ
* Ah, you didnât know you did that
* âSo what do you think about the new girl?â You blurt it out like itâs an intrusive thought
* F*ck. Just-okay just play it cool. Play it cool.
* F********ckkkkk whatâs wrong with you.
* Is being happy making you act like a moron?
* He shrugs
* âJust another human, I kind of wish everyone would shut up about it though. Having to hear people talk about her and think about her is getting annoying. Itâs like being in a tunnel with one too many echoes.â
* Ah, so he hasnât noticed yet.
* âI wonder what sheâs thinking about.â
* Edward just shrugs again.
* What the f*ck Edward take a hint!
* âEdward?â
* âYes dear?â He has the nerve to grin after using that pet name. The criminal is teasing you. Some best friend.
* And still it makes you outrageously happy
* You have to force your smile into a straight line
* âWhatâs the new girl thinking?â
* He looks over to her, Tyler and Mike are fighting for her attention, both of them a moment away from tugging on each arm and shouting âmine!â
* You see him search, youâve heard enough about his powers to know right now itâs like mall food court level of chatter for him, but in a few seconds heâll focus on her and realize he canât hear her thoughts.
* Knowing how prideful he is though, heâll probably deny it.
* âI donât know I canât read her mindâ he says bluntly. âDo you think the school music teacher would teach me how to play violin if I asked?â
* âWhat?!?â
* âI know itâs kind of inconsiderate to ask but-â you click your tongue
* âNo not that!â You gesture towards Bella âyou canât read her mind?!? Isnât that kind of a big deal?â
* His eyebrows thread together
* âI canât read your mind eitherâ
* Yes but youâre from a completely different world, in a body that radiates despair (and apparently joy now). Youâre basically like some type of eldritch being from another dimension.Â
* Edward doesnât see it that though
* âHonestly itâs a relief, one less mind I have to tune out.â He walks ahead of you as you stay motionless in the middle of the hallway
* What the f*ck is happening?
* âAre you coming? Weâre going to be late for Biology if you keep lagging behind like that.â
* How could you forget? The whole story starts because Edward is super into Bellaâs blood! He fantasizes killing her for like- the entire class period.
* You were worried for nothing, just because they didnât have the cafeteria moment isnât that big of a deal
* The thought makes you both relieved and a little sad
* Still itâs for the best, this is the way things are supposed to be
* And who knows, if you have to leave maybe you can poach Rosalie and Emmett to leave with you
* And maybe Jasper, he wonât like having a human around the house all the time
* âMr. Cullen, Ms. Eleazarâ Mr. Banner hands you each a worksheet.
* Oh right the onion cell worksheet. Ah right the mitosis crap. Well hopefully Mike remembers enough that you both can hobble through
* âNew year means new seating arrangement!â He tells you both excitedly. The seating arrangements on the projector.
* âWhy am I next to Edward isnât the seating arrangement supposed to be alphabetical?â
* âI decided to go by grade this time, you should be happy! Arenât you two...friends?â You can tell your teacher is confused by the nature of your relationship, almost as much as you are.Â
* âSuper happy Teach.â You mumble taking your seat next to Edward whoâs grinning like an idiot
* âYou canât say heâs picking favorites when itâs merit based.â He grins and you roll your eyes
* Angelaâs sitting next to Ben Cheney, they seem to be discussing the trigonometry homework, and how itâs basically impossible
* Oh right, heâs supposed to be her boyfriend this year.Â
* Personally you think Angela could do way better. But love is blind, youâll ship it if you have to.Â
* And right on cue Mike walks in, Bella following close behind. He takes his seat on the table behind you while Bella talks to Mr. Barnes
* âWhy didnât you guys sit with us at lunch today?â Mike is practically leaned over the entire width of the table.
* Before you can say anything Edward snorts
* âBecause (Y/N) was getting lectured for staying out all night againâ
* Mike looks like his eyes might pop out of his head
* âW-what? Out all night?! Without inviting me!â You roll your eyes.
* âHeâs making it more dramatic, I went out for a run early in the morning because I couldnât sleep and everyone was freaking out because they thought I got kidnapped.â
* Like any vampire or human stood a chance against you and your violent mood swings
* Mikeâs so caught up in lecturing you about how you need to be more careful
* âThereâs a lot of weirdos out there!â Yeah you live with them
* That he doesnât even notice Bellaâs taken a seat next to him
* Now that you get a better look at her, she is kinda pretty. Sheâs the kind of person who probably always looks good in photographs, no matter what the angle. Nice cheekbones and big brown eyes. Modest on boobs and butt, but sheâs skinny so it works for her.
* âHey, youâre Bella right?â You give her your friendliest smile, and you donât miss the light blush that blooms on her face.
* Youâre not sure whether itâs from your beauty or because sheâs just not used to so much attention. She just nods.
* âHave you already seen the three whole things there are to do in Town on a Friday night?â
* Bella actually laughs at that. Sheâs got dimples, and little wrinkles that show up at the corner of her eyes. Itâs cute.
* âOne of those things is going to the library, so really itâs only two things.â
* She giggles again.
* âIs the other one going over to your house to play monopoly?â Mike asks, a grin arching onto his face
* âNo my house is out of town, the other thing is to go to the school football gameâ
* âIâm not really a big fan of footballâ Bella hesitantly says, and Mike and Edward laugh
* âYeah no one here does, everyone goes for the half time show, or just to hang out.âÂ
* Youâre pretty sure your entire friend group only goes to the games to see your cheer routine, especially this year since youâre captain now. The first junior captain in a long time apparently. The news actually made the local newspaper.
* Everything is going good, and youâre starting to think maybe you and Bella might be friends.
* âWhy donât we have a board game night at our house again? Last time was-â
* You stop sentence, you were having so much fun you almost forgot why Edward was so obsessed with Bella.
* The slight breeze from the air conditioning brings her scent to you.
* You cover your mouth and nose with your hand
* Her scent is REVOLTING
* â(Y/N), are you okay?â Mike asks
* You vaguely feel Edwardâs hand on your shoulder, has he not caught her scent yet?
* Itâs pretty hard to miss
* Like gym socks, with a overly sweet base, itâs like-
* Your head snaps up, and your hand clamps over your mouth and nose even harder, but not because the scent is revolting
* She smells like cheese, perfectly aged Gorgonzola cheese, or maybe Brie?
* You smell the sweeter undercurrent stronger now, itâs like warm juicy peaches
* Roasted peach salad tossed with Gorgonzola and olive oil
* How many times have you dreamed about eating that while basking in the warm sunlight
* âI knew you shouldnât have eaten those leftovers at lunch,â Edward says, but you know itâs performative, thank god heâs still got some sense after smelling her.
* âMr.Banner, I think (Y/N) ate something bad, is it alright if I help them to the nurses office?â
* âYes and hurry!â Heâs practically shooing you out as Edward pulls you by the arm
* Nooooo, you wanna smell her moreeee
* You have the sense to not wine and keep your mouth covered.
* Edward doesnât take you to the nurse, you both donât stop walking until youâre at the parking lot
* âWhat the hell was that?â He asks, itâs the first time heâs seemed even remotely angry with you
* He seems more confused then angry though, youâre so shocked you actually sit down on the curb.
* And after a moment of hesitance Edward sits beside you, placing his hand over your own
* âShe smells good Edward, like really good.â
* Edward laughs
* âYeah I gathered thatâ he shakes his head. âI thought you were supposed to be a picky eaterâ
* âI aaaaammâ you moan, your head is cradled in your left hand. âSheâs like one in a millionâ
* âYouâre one in a millionâ you lift your head to see Edward looking at you with that stupid sh*t eating grin.
* âReally Edward my life is falling apart because I want to eat someone, and you think the appropriate response is to flirt?â
* To be fair, heâs always flirting, itâs basically apart of his personality at this point
* âYouâre being melodramatic.â He chuckles and throws an arm over your shoulder. âWorst case scenario you kill her, Carlisle doles out his funeral punishment-donât ask, and then we have to start over as freshman again somewhere else.â
* You groan, you finally worked your way up to a junior, you were just starting to get used to this crappy town, you donât wanna start all over again in a new one
* âWhatâs the best case scenario?â
* Edward thinks hard for a minute.
* âBest case scenario...the music teacher agrees to teach me how to play the violin and I impress you with my magnificent playing.â You smack him on the arm.
* âNot the best case scenario for you!â You know heâs doing it on purpose. He just wants to make you laugh
* It works, you do laugh. How much more absurd could this situation get?
* âEverythingâs going to be fine, if Jasper can handle having to smell 300 students he thinks smell good, you can handle 1.âÂ
* Heâs got a point
* âWait-didnât she smell good to you?â Wasnât that like, the whole d*mn point?
* His eyebrows thread together and he shrugs
* âUm, she smelled alright, no better or worse than the others. Iâm not sure what you smelled-â
* What you smelled? The rich but refreshing flavor profile is sublime
* The f*cking heathen doesnât even know what heâs missing
* âBut to me she smelled like peachesâ
* Well he kinda knows what heâs missing
* âSheâs definitely anemic though, thereâs a sever lack of iron in her scentâ ah that must be that cheesy smell youâre getting
* Well ainât this ironic. The girl whoâs going to steal your best friend is only getting noticed because of you.
* âI donât know, personally I prefer Henrietta the 3rds blood, but thatâs just meâ heâs lying, your blood is good and all, but itâs definitely still not on par with a humans blood
* Heâs just trying to make you feel better.
* He rubs your shoulder, before patting it and moving to stand up.
* âNow come on, we have to make you eat some human food so you can throw up in front of the nurse and she lets us leave school earlyâ
* You roll your eyes, anything to leave school early huh?
* âYeah all right, lead the way Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Broodingâ
* âWhy do you always say that? I donât brood that much anymore!â
* âYou know how some people have resting b*tch face? You have resting brood face.â
* âSays the person who literally radiates despairâ you shove him as you both walk towards the vending machine
* You take a deep breath as you watch Edward fumble with the vending machine
* The dork literally sticks a credit card up to the glass and demands the machine give him chips.Â
* (Y/N/N) why isnât this working? Am I supposed to insert my card through this slot?âÂ
* You laugh. Youâre pretty sure heâs not doing this on purpose.
*Â âYouâre supposed to use cash Edward.â
* You watch as he fumbles with his wallet muttering:
*Â âDo you think itâll take a twenty dollar bill?â
* You watch in amusement as Edward tries - and fails- to use a twenty dollar bill, and then proceed to use obscure profanities to curse âthis vile wretch of human technological advancementâÂ
* You feel a sigh of relief escape you.
* Yeah, everything is going to be fine.Â
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BnHA Chapter 286: VESTIGE ANTICS ARE A GO
Previously on BnHA: Deku was all âwhatâs the record for most consecutive bone breaks within the span of a single minuteâ and, without waiting for an answer, proceeded to unleash roughly 17 Smashes onto Tomura. Kacchan was all âTHAT DOES IT, IâM TAKING THE REINS OF THIS SHITSHOWâ and carried Endeavor and Shouto up to where the action was so Endeavor could hit Tomura with a Prominence Burn. AFO was all âTomura would you rather burn to death or let me take over your bodyâ and Tomura was all â...â and so AFO TOOK OVER and was all âSTABBITY STABBITYâ and used his Stabbing Quirk to do some Good Old Fashioned STABBINâ. First he stabbed Endeavor, and then he was all âhee and now Iâm gonna stab Dekuâ, but Kacchan was all âSIR THATâS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT RIVALâ and so he rushed on in AND GOT HIMSELF STABBED INSTEAD. And so basically THIS PAST WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN A RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.
Today on BnHA: Kacchan is all âsup Deku lemme just downplay how I totally took this fatal blow for you just nowâ before he dramatically passes out and is caught by Todoroki âBTDUBS I CAN FLY NOWâ Shouto, who is also carrying his dad because the kids really are just doing it all, here. AllForRaki Tomura For One is all âHAHA BAKUGOU IS PRETTY DUMBâ, at which point Deku just LOSES IT ENTIRELY and ASCENDS INTO A NEW PLANE OF FURY LIKE A LITTLE GREEN RAGE BUDDHA. But then like two seconds later Tomura is all âANYWAY, SOâ and FUCKING TOUCHES DEKUâS FACE, CAUSING THE TWO OF THEM TO ASTROPROJECT INTO THE FREAKY OFA/AFO MINDSCAPE BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER IS BANANAS. Vestige!AFO is all âreports of my demise were greatly exaggerated but arenât you glad I saved your life though, Tomuraâ, while Tomura is all â!!â because heâs hopefully starting to get A Clue, and meanwhile Deku just stands there watching all âwhat the fuck.â The chapter ends with SHIMURA MCFUCKING NANA showing up all, âHI, I HEARD SOME BITCHES WERE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRL POWER ARC, AND THEY DIDNâT INVITE ME.â Go on, Nana. Give âem hell.
you guys. Iâm not normally one to take pleasure in another human beingâs misfortune. BUT THAT SAID, there are exceptions to every rule, and so letâs just say certain events have transpired early this morning which have PUT ME IN A VERY, LETâS JUST SAY, NOT-TERRIBLE MOOD which this chapter will hopefully improve upon!!
oh my god Dekuâs one non-fucked-up eye that he still has control over is SO WIDE YOU GUYS
hmm I know I shouldnât be all (ăâœă) while the two of them are all (ïŒ âŒ Đ âŒ) (â° Đă;) ... and yet here we are. btw Iâm worried tumblrâs formatting will ruin those two emojis which I worked so hard to get just right so Iâm gonna repost them on another line here just in case
(ïŒ âŒ Đ âŒ) (â° Đă;) thatâs them. Kacchan and Deku. my boysÂ
HERE COMES THE CHEESY âJUST GOT STABBED BETTER PLAY IT OFF ALL COOL!!!â ONE LINER OH MY GOD
(ETA: really love how my son, with what for all he knows could be his dying breaths, decides that the absolute most important thing is to preserve his selfish asshole facade so as not to fuck up his status quo with his rival. âLOOKEE HERE I GOT MYSELF ALL STABBED AND SHIT FOR YOU, BUT I TOTALLY JUST DID IT BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF YOU GETTING ALL THE COOL HERO MOMENTSâ yeah, thatâs right! SELFLESS MOTIVATIONS, WHAT ARE THOSE sob.
also tbh Iâm glad they didnât delve any further into their feelings right here and now because this really isnât the place or time for it sadly. WE WILL JUST PUT THOSE ON HOLD UNTIL AFTER THE ARC ENDS, when they are all recovering from their various wounds and traumas and have time to catch up and have some long-overdue heart-to-hearts. it deserves its own chapter or two or three. maybe time to head back to Ground Beta once theyâre healthy? âhealthyâ perhaps being a relative term given their current condition fjsdjkf.)
by the way it looks from here like only the ones through his torso and shoulder actually hit, so thatâs something at least. WEâVE LOST ENOUGH LEGS TODAY. I need to conserve my remaining puns
MEANWHILE TOMURA IS HAVING A CRISIS
ARE YOU MAD AT YOUR EVIL DAD TOMURA. HE JUST WONâT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER WILL HE, THAT GUY
anyway so it looks like Kacchan might have caught a break here because AFO/Tomura is pulling the stabby quirk activation tendril things back out! rip, âKacchan vs. Deku part 3âł theories
p.s. I got ALL CAUGHT UP IN THE DRAMA and thus glossed over the chapter title which is âone among usâ! hmmm this is definitely AFO/OFA related, calling it now. ooh lord I am excited
NOW MY SON IS DRAMATICALLY FALLING
THE BLOOD FROM THE MOUTH OOF NOT GOOD AHHHH. DEKUâS FACE AHHHH. HIS BODY JUST WENT TOTALLY LIMP DID HE PASS OUT AHHHH. SOMEONE CATCH HIM!!
BY HIS FOOT, SHOUTO?!
well NOT EXACTLY THE MOST GRACEFUL THING IâVE EVER SEEN, but weâll allow it because HOLY SHIT BOY. ARE YOU ALREADY CARRYING YOUR DAD ON TOP OF THAT?? HORIKOSHI PLEASE CONFIRM, IS TODOROKI MOTHERFUCKING SHOUTO FUCKING FLYING AROUND UNBALANCED AF ON HIS ONE FLAMEY LEG, CARRYING HIS 500 LB POP AND NOW HIS FLOPPY PASSED OUT BEST FRIEND AS WELL?!? HOLY SHIT TODO?!?!
LADIES AND GENTLEFRIENDS OF THE VILLAIN STANDOM, FEAR NOT, TOMURAâS HAIR IS THE FIRST THING THAT GREW BACK LOL
even before his eyeballs kfldkakjk. which, btw, how does he even know whatâs going on right now? âthis fight has shed a lot of useless bloodâ sdkmkjl okay well (1) WHOSE FAULT WAS THAT, AGAIN??, (2) SERIOUSLY THOUGH, HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHATâS HAPPENING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU STABBED?? ARE YOU EFFECTIVELY BLIND FOR THE NEXT FEW SECONDS HERE, WHATâS GOING ON, and lastly (3) I seriously canât tell if this is AFO or Tomura talking right now. or are they going back and forth?? help this is so confusing
HEY
THE DISRESPECT. IâLL HAVE YOU KNOW KACCHAN ANGST IS NEVER USELESS!!
AND NOW HEâS BACK TO THE STABBING JFKJLKJLF I AM NOT TOO HAPPY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW MISTER
okay and now weâre cutting to some quick panels of the unconscious Aizawa, Gran, and Ryuukyuu, along with the âstill conscious but in a very real sense might as well not be countedâ Manual who is really having a day, that poor guy
anyway but then thereâs also some dialogue boxes being all âif you act out of rage your power will respond accordingly, the most important part is to keep your head clear.â which Iâm like 90% sure is Deku/OFA related, but honestly NOTHING ABOUT THIS CHAPTER IS CLEAR SO FAR YOU GUYS. except for the Shouto-is-a-badass part anyway
HMM YEP IâM GONNA GO WITH DEKU-RELATED
it must be a callback to some line Iâm forgetting. maybe Lariat explaining Blackwhip to him that one time. probably should have been in italics if it was a flashback quote, but hey. anyways the point is Deku is absolutely, 100% following this advice to the letter (/s)
(ETA: yep Iâm almost positive this is the same quote from chapter 213. âlisten, when you use this power out of anger, itâll really start working for you. what really matters is controlling your heart.â which is still one of the weirdest pieces of advice in the entire series, but basically I think he was just trying to tell him itâs okay to get mad, so long as itâs calmly mad. like, controlled fury, as opposed to this white-hot berserker nonsense heâs been running on as of late. anyways I do still love me some shounen rage all the same but Lariat has a point.)
...
it took me a minute to realize THOSE WERE DEKUâS EYES. holy --
AND ANOTHER MINUTE TO REALIZE THAT DEKU FUCKING GRABBED THE ACTIVATION TENDRIL WITH HIS BUSTED UP OFA HANDS AND BIT INTO IT WITH HIS RABID OFA JAWS AND SNAPPED THAT SHIT LIKE A FUCKING KITKATÂ KLJLKSJDLKJFLK WOOOOOOOOÂ I DONâT EVEN KNOW WHATâS HAPPENING BUT GODDAMN. POWER MOVE
(ETA: this is a two-page spread omg. I didnât even realize at first. this scan ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT DO THIS BADASS PAGE ANY KIND OF JUSTICE but I canât wait to see the real deal on Sunday holy shit.)
LMAO
DEKU RAGED SO HARD HE TURNED INTO AN ANGRY GHOST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FKLSKG
(ETA: he actually looks a bit like the Vestiges/Kurogiri tbh.)
meanwhile Tomura basically has the exact same face I would have had in his position. yeah for real man. I donât even know
p.s. WHEN will people learn to STOP INSULTING KACCHAN IN DEKUâS PRESENCE. WHEN, I ASK!!
WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK
if this was a physical page I was holding I would have FLUNG THAT SHIT AWAY LIKE THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ON IT. WHAT THE FUCK
HOT DAMN. well uh. so thatâs SUPER DISTURBING, what a lovely panel of Tomuraâs melted face slowly growing back while his ears lag behind, and meanwhile that little scar that had been growing and growing and which at one point certain people (ME) thought might turn him into a BEAUTIFUL BUTTERLY instead RIPS HIS FACE IN HALF to reveal the KINDER EGG AFO SURPRISE UNDERNEATH AHHHHH TAKE IT BACK
THIS IS WHY YOU DONâT LET MAD SCIENTISTS PERFORM EXPERIMENTS ON YOU, KIDS. PSA. JUST SAY NO
-- NO!!!
HORIKOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck
oh my god. I almost would have rather cut away right after the Kacchan incident than freaking cut away NOW of all times, jesus. THATâS JUST A BITCH MOVE, IS WHAT THAT IS. if we donât cut back within the next three pages I SWEAR TO GOD
anyway so GUESS WHAT GIGANTOMACHIAâS DOING YOU GUYS. if you guessed âthe exact same thing he was doing last time we saw himâ then you are absolutely right, because it was actually PRETTY EASY TO GUESS
anyway but he says he detects âmasterâs scentâ, except that thereâs apparently two of them. interesting! one in Tartarus and one in Jakku, right? lol Horikoshi has burned me so many times already with his excruciatingly slow reveal of this that Iâm not gonna hold my breath just yet, but Iâll get the hype train warmed up JUST IN CASE
okay so meanwhile in downtown Jakku, the heroes are handing off the civilians over to the police and rescue forces while they prepare to engage with âthe villainâ, by which I assume they mean Gigantomachia. does this mean Iida and Ochako are gonna fight Machia you guys omg
OOH!!!
âPLEASE INFORM THEM ON FOOTâ well I know a certain SPEEDY BOI who would be PERFECT for that job oh my. make haste, Tenyar FastmLeggy
WAIT WHICH WAY ARE THEY HEADING
ARE THEY HEADING TOWARDS MACHIA OR TOWARDS DEKU AND AFO
so rather than answering my VERY PERTINENT question, Ochako is instead spending an entire page thinking about how their complete clusterfuck of a life keeps getting exponentially worse all the time! well but sheâs not wrong though
NOW SHEâS ALL âGUYS...!â and, rather than explaining ANYTHING AT ALL, Horikoshi is again cutting back to THIS, OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(ETA: good thing Kacchan wasnât awake to see his dramatic âIâll just get myself impaled for Dekuâs sakeâ plan result in this outcome ALL OF TWENTY SECONDS LATER smdh.)
I ACTUALLY PREFER MY DEKUS NON-CRUMBLED, THANKS. ALSO JUST ON A SIDE NOTE, POOR SHOUTO THOUGH. THE LAST NINETY SECONDS OR SO HAVE BEEN ENOUGH NIGHTMARE FUEL FOR A LIFETIME HAVENâT THEY
so now heâs all âMIDORIYA!!!â because OF COURSE HE IS. his best friend just got impaled, and his dad too, and now he fully expects to see his other best friend crumble to dust right before his eyes holy shit. T R A U M A âą
-- !!!
somehow in the excitement of the moment I forgot his actual goal for a sec lol. meaning I instantaneously switched from HORRIFIED to GRINNING LIKE A MANIAC :D :D :D come on OFA time to show him whatâs what
AND NOW WEâRE SWITCHING OVER TO EVERYONEâS FAVORITE TRIPPY DREAM LANDSCAPE FOR ADDITIONAL DRAMA, WELL OKAY
IâM ON BOARD WITH THIS, WHATEVER. also itâs becoming increasingly apparent that Deku is in fact nekkid underneath that mystical cloud bs, so letâs hope one of his remaining yet-to-be-unlocked quirks is a pants-conjuring quirk lulz
âthis place...â yeah we all fucking know what this place is son, letâs get on with this. by my count weâve only got four pages left so PLEASE BUDGET THEM WISELY
OH MY
holy shit. I have so many screaming thoughts about this lol but I just want to keep on reading lkjlkjlkjl okay Iâll come back later and edit them in, howâs that
OR MAYBE IâLL JUST RANT ABOUT THEM NOW GODDAMMIT
shit. okay let me just try and sum this up as quick as I can
so just in case it wasnât already crystal clear, AFOâs soul being roommates with Tomuraâs seems to be just about 100% confirmed now. good for you, All For One For All theory!! the âKacchan loses his quirkâ theory died so that you might live on in glory
AFO does seem to have almost fully taken control now. it looks like Tomuraâs still fighting back, but AFO clearly has the upper hand now if their body language is any indication. Tomura on his knees with AFO calmly holding him down and ignoring his struggles... not looking too good for him at the moment
people seem to have somewhat lost sight of this in the midst of the great âheroes vs. villains Who Is Right Who Is Wrong What Are Moralsâ debate of 2020, but just a friendly reminder that AFO is in fact responsible for 100% of all of Tomuraâs suffering from pretty much the moment he was born up till this very moment weâre now witnessing!! like, you can go ahead and blame Nana and Gran and The Complacent Apathy Of Hero Society and whatever the fuck else from here till Sunday, but All for One is the reason Kotarou was orphaned. All for One is almost certainly the reason why the seemingly quirkless Tenko suddenly just magically developed THE MOST FUCKED UP QUIRK OF ALL TIME at the worst possible moment. All for One is probably the reason why no one helped Traumatized Baby Tenko in the immediate aftermath (I can and likely will write a separate post about this in the near future). All for One is definitely the reason why no one helped Tenko at any point after that. All for One is the reason why Tenko grew up all fucked in the head (âHEREâS YOUR DEAD FAMILYâS HANDS, MERRY CHRISTMASâ), and the reason why he grew up blaming Heroes and Society rather than the sole person who was actually responsible who was literally standing right in front of him the entire time. and lastly, All for One is the reason why Tomura has now been manipulated into unknowingly sacrificing his own body and possibly even his mind. so THANKS A LOT FOR THAT. more like jerk for one amiright
basically what Iâm trying to say is that Deku and Tomura are not actually enemies here, and they never have been. the two of them have a common enemy, and Iâm convinced Tomuraâs story is about him eventually coming to realize this. and this looks to be the first step towards that, for two reasons. one, because AFO is finally starting to out himself to Tomura as the rat bastard he has always been. and two, because Deku is catching a glimpse of this now for the very first time. up until now he didnât have a damn clue lol. but this is now something for him to file away in the back of his mind, and perhaps follow up on at a later date, once all of this craziness finally subsides and he has some time to process
anyway, so thatâs basically it! tl;dr AFO is the final villain and unless Iâm very much mistaken, this scene is going to finally start to set that up. letâs read on!
OMG
NANA?!?
lKDSJFLKSHGLISHDOGIHOLRKL
NOOOOOO I canât believe it fucking ended there I canât fucking believe it, fuck everything
smdh. what a place to end it. didnât confirm a damn thing. not even whose mental landscape all of this is actually taking place in! like, donât mind me though Horikoshi, itâs not like THE FATE OF THE WORLD HINGES ON THIS QUESTION OR ANYTHING except oh wait it really kind of does. kljkj
but seriously. because if itâs Dekuâs mind, it means that Tomuraâs attempt to take his quirk wasnât successful. but if itâs Tomuraâs mind, though... well... hhhhhhkhfff
or it could be both, I guess. more of that âAFO and OFA are the same quirk and thus linkedâ goodness. oh man. anyways stay tuned for next week when Nana presumably helps Deku out with the rest of that black fog and also hopefully finds him some pants. or maybe Nana can just go fight AFO herself. a little payback for everything heâs done to her protege and to her grandson. either way I CANâT WAIT omg. VESTIGE ANTICS ARE A GO
#bnha 286#midoriya izuku#shigaraki tomura#all for one#bakugou katsuki#todoroki shouto#shimura nana#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#makeste reads bnha#never thought we'd be this close to getting to see nana punch afo in the face#please horikoshi I beg of you please let this happen#if this holds up next week pretty much every single lady of bnha will have gotten their chance to shine in this arc#well except for ochako#but things are looking up on that front too!#what a time to be alive
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Hi. Is there any way we could get headcanons/or a story where the s/o thatâs from America and her boy (mad dog/kuroo/Suga/daichi/hinata/kags) take her out for karaoke and she sings a country song and surprises them?
hello! thank you so much for requesting this TwT i can only imagine the chaos for these characters kskskss (iâm sorry i didnât do mad dog idk him too well) i did it this with a twist so i hope youâre okay with this one :âD sorry it took me this long
haikyuu boys karaoke shenanigans with their s/o - kuroo, suga, daichi, hinata, kageyama
genre: crack but i highkey did soft fluff :â))
wc: 1k
a/n: all boys are in time skip hehe no proofread please enjoy!! likes and reblogs are very much appreciated :D
Hinata
After having a long distance relationship with Hinata, you both finally meet each other here in America
Poor baby was so jet lagged the first few days, so both of you just chill at your place before starting the road trip
You both drove to the long, mother road of Route 66
Just the two of you cruising in the sunset
Your shared playlist was on shuffle, then a classic old country song played
Hinata was confused why this song was here inside the playlist
Then he heard your voice
You tapped your fingers on the windowsill, following the rhythm
You sang along, hitting the notes perfectly
Hinata turned his head, looking at you in awe
He always knew the range of genre you listen to but somehow it slipped his mind that country is probably your childhood jam song
His eyes soften seeing you in this state
âIf you really liked country songs you should put more into the playlist. I would love to hear it moreâ
Blushing cheeks, both of you and no it's not because of the sunset
This smooth ass sunshine
Kageyama
You both went out shopping at your favorite thrift store
Need a new spring jacket because why not
He practically followed you around the whole time because heâs afraid of getting lost (cue shiratorizawa bus scene)
Suddenly, a leather jacket caught Kageyama eyes
âThis would look good on themâ
He brings that leather jacket to you
When he approached you, you were karaokeing softly to the song played in-store
Kageyama has zero idea what song it is since it was the first time he heard it and it had come from you
But he enjoyed it nonetheless
Actually more to liking the part where he discovered something new about you today
You swayed your body left and right and when you turned around
âWhat the hell Tobio you can at least say helloâ
âNo itâs okay, I was enjoying the show. Here, thought this might look good on youâ
You tried the jacket on and it fits perfectly
âAfter this, you wanna go to a real karaokeâ he smirked
You punched his arms softly and both of you laughed
Suga
It has been so long since both of you went out and spend time together
Since youâre both tired of work, you want to let out some steam, having some random fun
You both went to downtown, seeing all the local trinkets shop that they have
Went to buy coffee, window shopping and tried some random Sephora make-up that you know you can never afford (but lets just imagine that Suga would buy it on your birthday)
While walking, you spot a coin karaoke
Gosh how long has it been that you went to karaoke?
âHey love, do you wanna go karaoke with me?â
âSure! I bet I can beat youâ
You started off with your inner weeb by singing the classic, the OG - KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
Suga, lowkey being a Swiftie - sang Love Story
Enough hype song, you both turned down the energy by singing blues and calming ones
You forgot that you put one old country song that your parent/guardian sang to you in the car when you were younger
Suga eyes went wide, confused
You picked up the mic and start singing
âWow y/n I didnât know you can SING singâ
We all know he sat and just hyping you up and throwing praises how talented his s/o is
After you finished singing, he pulled you into a hug
âLetâs stay together until we have no more surprisesâ and he kissed your forehead
i am truly soft for hypeman soft suga :ââ)
Daichi
Itâs Friday night which means soft loving hours are open!
You were preparing some snacks and dinner for your movie marathon tonight
Daichi is gonna be a bit late so you have lots and lots of time to prepare
You put your apron and start cooking and blasted your songs on shuffle
Daichi pushed the door and let himself in
You didn't hear him because the music was too loud
Daichi was taken aback the fact that this is his first time hearing an American country music
And you were bopping to it wholeheartedly
Daichi is shooketh
While you were stirring the pot, he went and hugged you from behind
Almost needed to have a takeout for dinner
âI experience new things every day. How long will it take until I know everything about you?â
Blush, blush, more BLUSH
âAww itâs okay Dai, we have lots more days to know about each other :)â
âMaybe next time we should actually bring you to karaoke and teach me some more of that genreâ
Best. Cuddle. Night. Ever.
Kuroo
Today is game night
Kuroo just got back from celebrating their win for the season
Pretty drunk but sober enough to play some more fun with you
Thought that game would be hard for him to actually focus, you asked how bout a late night karaoke instead
Thank God this apartment is soundproof or else rip neighbors
He knows youâre from America and he wanted to be the coolest boyfriend ever by showing off that he knows his s/o in and out
Cute
He picked Whitney Houstonâs song
Idk where he got it but okay
Pretty good pretty fair for some Tokyo city boi
You were fired up, canât let this rooster head beat you in your own songs pfft
So you skipped to the next country song in queue
You were singing so passionately trying to rile up Kuroo
But he just sat there and was mesmerized by your vocal range
After singing, you turned your head wanting to tease him but met with his adoring face
But of course, knowing Kuroo he wonât tell you what he feels (just yet)
Sober enough to keep his pride
âBabe cut me some slack will ya? That's like me singing any Naruto OP because Iâm Japanese!â
He pouts (PLITH SO CUTE)
âAwww bub at least now you know not to mess with me again hahaâ
He tackled you for cuddles
That day he swore to never gonna mess with you again (sike)
#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu drabbles#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs#hq#hq fluff#hq headcanons#hq hcs#daichi sawamura#daichi x y/n#daichi x reader#sugawara koushi#sugawara x y/n#sugawara x reader#kageyama tobio#kageyama x reader#kageyama x y/n#hinata shoyuo#hinata x y/n#hinata x reader#kuroo tetsuro hcs#daichi hcs#daichi headcanon#kuroo#kuroo tetsurou#kuroo x y/n#kuroo x reader
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Can't help it I want to send you another one - Clark/Oliver for #8 Roommates (oh my god they were Roommates đ) Also dealer's choice but I would not complain if Lois found her way in this too lol đ
Haha send as many as you want! As long as you're willing to accept that I can be a very slow writer. XD Also, by found her way into this, you mean took over, right? Because that's definitely what happened.
Send me a ship and a number
clark/lois/oliver. ~2.5 k. Same age/college AU- they're all graduating soon and Clark's afraid of losing the two people he loves the most.
âSmallville, you are an angel.â
âYou probably say that to anyone who gives you caffeine, so I wonât let the praise go to my head,â Clark said, dryly, moving to give Oliver his own cup of coffee, before settling down on the couch, with his own mug.
âNah,â Oliver drawled from his spot on the armchair, his laptop on his thighs, as he shifted forward, to pick up the cup. âI think angel is a good description.â
Clark rolled his eyes, but he couldnât deny that the words still resided deep in his heart.
âBesides, normal people donât make coffee like this,â Lois pointed out.
âConsidering how much youâve had today, can you even tell the difference at this point?â Clark challenged, looking pointedly at the clock, which declared it almost 1 am. âSleep is probably better for you than another cup.â
âPlease, donât insult me- I am an expert in all things coffee,â Lois proclaimed, from the other end of the couch, as she shifted her sock covered feet to rest in Clarkâs lap. He was all too used to her antics at this point, and just let them linger. Besides, he couldnât deny how much he liked her open affection. Both herâs and Oliverâs really. âAnyway, Iâm almost done with this paper and then I can call it a night. Two more finals and weâre done for good.â
Oliver repeated the sentiment with obvious enthusiasm, neither noticing how much work it took for Clarkâs face not to fall.
Two more finals ⊠and they were done.
Clark should be excited. He was graduating from college, with a degree in journalism, ready to stop studying and start a career that he was passionate about.
But as he looked between Lois and Oliver, as they all resided in Clark and Oliverâs apartment (and Lois was there so often she was practically their third roommate), preparing for finals week, all he could feel was dread.
Dread, because the sooner they were done, the sooner he would lose them.
Two of the most important people in his life, the ones he was so used to seeing on a daily basis ⊠who also happened to be the two people he was desperately, hopelessly in love with ⊠they would just be gone.
Sure, Lois and he were both planning on journalism as a career, but the field was so competitive that the chances they landed in the same state, much less the same city or paper were slim. As far as Oliver went, he would move back to Star City, where he would take over as the CEO he was destined to be.
Clark would be lying if he said he hadnât looked up jobs at the Star City Gazette, but just because they would be in the same city didnât mean that they would see one another.
It wouldnât be the same at all. And Clark, who had always struggled with change, found he wasnât ready for this one.
These thoughts had been plaguing him, especially the past few weeks, no matter how hard he tried not to think about it. He could too easily picture how their lives would unfold post graduation. Maybe they would see each other now and then but growing apart was almost a certainty. Soon, communication would slow down, as they fell into their own lives and they would see each other at a reunion or maybe he would get invited to one or both of their weddings (perhaps to each other- he had felt the chemistry and was still truly surprised they never dated).
One day, he would just be âtheir old friend from college, Clarkâ, and the idea made him sick.
But it seemed that he wouldnât have a choice. He didnât know how to stop the changes he knew were coming.
Fingers snapped in front of his face, and brought him out of his gloomy thoughts.
âSmallville!â Lois said, and he looked over to meet her frowning face. âAre you listening?â
âNo,â he admitted. âSorry, I got caught up in my thoughts. What were you saying?â
âWe were saying that we should have a big celebration, when weâre done,â Oliver answered, expression unreadable as his gaze was focused on Clark.
âThink we can get Clark over to a club?â Lois asked, with a cheeky smile.
Clark grimaced, causing them both to laugh.
âIâll take that as a no,â Lois finished.
âI mean, I guess we could try-â Clark started, thinking back to Loisâs 21st birthday the previous year. That place hadnât been that bad.
âNah,â Lois said, waving her hand. âI was joking. Weâll find something for the three of us. One thing is for certain- this summer, we are doing that road trip!â
âCanât I just fly us to wherever you want to go?â Oliver asked, wrinkling his nose, and setting his laptop down on the coffee table.
âSilence, rich boy, this is about the journey, not the destination,â Lois declared, causing Clark to let out a small chuckle.
âThe journey to see the Worldâs Biggest Coffee Cup?â Oliver said skeptically, but Clark could see the twinkle in his eye and knew he was just messing around.
Lois knew it too, from her expression. âThatâs part of it!â
âIâm putting my foot down at renting an RV,â Oliver warned. âAnd I donât care what you say - I am paying for a hotel. We are not sleeping at the nearest, cheapest roadside dump you find.â
âYou are going to have to get over what happened in Austin eventually,â Lois complained.
âI saw things that I will never forget,â Oliver said darkly.
âSpoiled.â
âGuilty.â
âNow, now, children, play nice,â Clark teased, head moving back to rest against the couch.
âThis is not the time to be the rational one, Clark,â Oliver insisted. âYou know Iâm right. You donât want to be sharing a room with the cockroaches any more than I do.â
âThey arenât very considerate roommates and they refuse to even chip in for the bill,â Clark acknowledged, causing Lois to pout. âBut that doesnât mean you can book us all the Ritz, Oliver. Weâll find something reasonable.â
âFine, fine, have it your way,â Oliver said fondly.
âIt could be fun though,â Clark said, smiling wistfully. âOne last trip.â
âYeah, and then weâre off to work,â Lois agreed. âIâve been looking up jobs- both the Star City Gazette and the Sentinel have multiple openings, and I talked to someone in HR there, and they are expected to have at least two more in the upcoming months. What do you think, Clark?â
âMe?â Clark asked, eyebrows furrowing, confused. âOf what?â
âOf Star City,â Lois replied. âUnless you want to be back in Metropolis, so you can be closer to home. The Daily Planet doesnât seem to have any openings right now though, and well, Ollie is obligated to be in Star City for the time being, but who knows in the future, right?â
Oliver nodded. âYeah, I am going to be traveling a lot anyway and for the first few years I have to be in Star City, but Metropolis could eventually be an option. Besides, if you both end up in Star City, you can just stay with me.â
Clark tried to keep up with the conversation, but it felt like he was lagging behind and wasnât sure how to make headway.
Lois swung her feet off his lap and he missed the touch immediately. She let out a long yawn, rubbing her eyes. âOh, it is way too late to be talking about this, but we do need to start planning our future soon.â
âOur future,â Clark echoed, dazed. âAs in the three of us.â
âObviously,â Lois said, standing up and stretching. âWhat, did you think weâre just going to go our separate ways after graduation?â
âYes.â
The answer was out before he could think about it, and Lois stopped in her movements, turning to him, eyes wide and mouth turned downward. As he looked over at Oliver, he saw his friend looked surprised and hurt.
âDo you ⊠want to go our separate ways after graduation?â Oliver asked, tone uncharacteristically cautious, and expression blank once more. Clark found he really hated that look, the one where he couldnât immediately understand what Oliver was thinking and feeling.
âI thought that was what you guys would want,â Clark explained hurriedly.
âBut all weâve done is talk about âweâ and âusâ in the past when we were talking about our next move,â Lois pointed out, sitting down again, this time right next to him.
Sure, but he didnât think they meant it. Didnât think they had included him in their plans. Why would they? Clark wasnât the one who was considered; he was the one people tended to leave behind.
âWeâre not leaving you behind, Clark,â Oliver said tightly, and that was when he realized he had said that out loud. His face turned red, cheeks feeling hot, and he dropped his face, eyes focused on his feet, which shuffled awkwardly against the wooden floors, brushing against the rug under the coffee table.
His throat was tight, and he couldnât form the words if he wanted to.
âClark.â There was Lois, her arm on his shoulder, and he leaned into her touch. âHow could we ever leave you behind? Did you really believe we donât care about you at all?â
âI guess I didnât think about it,â Clark muttered, finding his voice.
Lois lightly punched him in the shoulder. âYou made two big mistakes, Smallville: you fed us and took us home with you to meet your parents. Youâre stuck with us now. Deal with it.â
âReally?â He couldnât stand how insecure he sounded, but couldnât help it.
Oliver got up and sat down on the arm of the sofa, leaning against Clark for stability.
âObviously,â Oliver said firmly. âAnd while weâre on the topic, weâre not talking platonic bonds here either, just so weâre clear. Iâm crazy about you. Lois is too. Getting rid of us now is basically impossible. Youâre going to have to change your name and go into hiding or something.â
âYou never said anything,â Clark murmured.
âWell, there was no right time to ask, âhey, Clark, what are your thoughts on a polyamorous relationshipâ?â Lois said, one side of her mouth lifting up. âWe have a good idea that you felt the same, but we didnât want to risk losing you. Figured it could come up on the road trip.â
âAnd you both have talked about this?â Clark asked, looking between them, wondering how much they had decided.
âOnly once,â Oliver assured him. âJust to confirm that we were on the same page. Youâre harder to read than you think.â
âSo, are we?â Lois asked hopefully. âOn the same page?â
How could he say anything but yes? The idea that he could get everything he wanted, everything he thought he never could have was still a little mind boggling, but he wasnât dumb enough to miss the gift that was basically being handed to him.
âYeah, I mean, I care about ⊠both of you,â he admitted. âI just didnât think you felt the same.â
âOh, there are some strong feelings there,â Lois promised. âAnd if neither of you mind, I would really like to kiss Clark. Do you know how distracting that mouth has been? Itâs not even fair.â
Oliver let out a loud laugh and Clark could only watch Lois as she came closer, and he didnât stop her as she kissed him, and he returned the kiss with equal passion, and when they parted a few moments later, he was grinning, the taste of Loisâs mouth one he never wanted to do without again.
âHow was it?â Oliver asked, leaning forward.
Lois licked her lips. âAmazing. You should try it.â
Clark turned his head toward Oliver and Oliver watched him, hand lifting up to caress Clarkâs cheek.
âCan I?â he asked quietly, warm brown eyes searching Clarkâs own.
Clark stared at his friend and roommate, thinking of how far they had come over the years, and all the not quite friendly fantasies he had been having about him almost as long, and how he wanted more than anything for Oliver to kiss him. Had wanted that, and more for ages.
So he didnât reply, instead surging forward to meet Oliver halfway and as their lips connected, Clark felt at home. He could hear Lois whistle and he smiled into the kiss. Oliver was just as good a kisser as Lois, and Clark wrapped a hand around Ollieâs neck, tugging him closer and Oliver fell right onto Clarkâs lap, the two of them resting their foreheads against each other even when they separated.
âNow that is a show I wouldnât mind seeing more of,â Lois chipped in.
Catching his breath, he looked at Oliver and Lois. âArenât you two going to kiss?â he realized.
âWhy? Do you want to watch, Smallville?â Lois asked, but her eyes were on Oliver. âSecret exhibition kink? Here I thought you were a boy scout.â
âNot so much,â Clark retorted. âAnd something tells me you donât mind putting on your own show.â
âPlus, his hand is currently on my ass, so Iâm guessing not a boyscout,â Oliver remarked.
âProblem?â Clark countered, letting his hand stay where it was, and Oliver shook his head.
âNot a single one.â
âAnd who can blame him,â Lois offered. âSo, what do you say, Ollie?â
Clark held his breath as Lois and Oliver leaned in and shared a long, deep kiss. He had never been a big fan of PDA, uncomfortable with public displays, but this? This was definitely the exception. To say he wouldnât mind seeing more was an understatement.
âHuh, why did we wait so long to do this?â Lois wondered afterwards.
âClearly, weâre idiots,â Oliver responded instantly.
âHave you two really never kissed before?â Clark asked, not feeling resentful or jealous, just genuinely curious and surprised; it was amazing what requited feelings could do. âBut I thought you said you talked âŠâ
âOnly talked,â Oliver interrupted. âWe were waiting for you.â
âOh.â
âFinally get it now?â Lois asked, but she sounded kind. âWeâre not letting you go.â
âYeah, I get it.â
His heart filled with a mix of love and joy, gaze darting between the two of them, and he couldnât imagine being happier. Lois rested her head on Clarkâs shoulder, her hand coming up to entwine with Ollieâs, who seemed quite content sitting on Clark.
He loved them; somehow, they both loved him along with each other.
And he definitely got it.
Clark was suddenly very much looking forward to the future.
#clarkenting#answered asks#my fanfiction#clark x lois x oliver#clark/lois/oliver#clark kent#lois lane#oliver queen#smallville
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i think im running out of naruhina fluff/smut. T-T. Can you help me out? hihi
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And for you, dearest anon, have three completely unfinished, barely started wips (EVIL CACKLES BECAUSE THESE GO NOWHERE)
But actually, if any of these one-shot ideas catch your interest, please let me know and maybe Iâll actually try to finish one of them?
Smutty Soulmate AU, where you meet your soulmate in your dreams each night upon turning 20.
When her alarm jars her from sleep, sheâs always only left with a feeling and flashes of color. Today...she desperately tries to focus, to reach back, to rememberâŠ
Excitement. Red. Dark.
Her heart beats faster for reasons unknown to her, and thereâs no point in trying any harder to slide the experiences of the soul into her brain. After pointless meditation sessions, longer naps, and all manners of effort with dream diaries and online tips, sheâs been resigned to the fact that only her other half can unlock that translation of dreams to memories. She has yet to meet her soulmate in person.
Ever since her 20th birthday a few months ago, since that nerve wracking night of meeting her soulmate for the first time, going out has been a secret manhunt. Eyes peeled to every single passersby over the age of 20. Any one of them could be the person sheâs spent the last 200 or so nights with.
So she dresses carefully for a day out with Sakura, Tenten, and Ino. Theyâll be going to the restaurant where Sakuraâs fiance works his part-time job. For all she knows, her soulmate might be there, too.
A guy? A girl? Her age? Much older? She has no idea what sheâll say to her soulmate, either. But she imagines that when she sees them, itâll be like a homecoming. Planning is unnecessary, right? When itâs someone you actually see every night? If they didnât like her, she canât imagine why she would wake up every morning with so much residual happiness and longing.
-------------------------------------THATâS IT @bunny-hoodlum
Ghost-Hunting (Obake Hunt) Comedy Modern AU, Naruto & co. visit a college at night for some scares that take an unexpected turn...
A shadowed driveway leads up the mountain toward the private college.
âIs this it?â Sasuke asks, peering out the car window.
âYeah, turn here,â Ino instructs. Â
âOkay, but why is the place even open at this time of night,â Sakura states, arms crossed with a skeptical expression as Sasuke drives the minivan through the gates, up the grand driveway. The dorms for the college were built at a separate location down the main thoroughfare.
Ino shrugs. âThey have all kinds of events that go on at night. I donât know.â
âAt least we know weâre not trespassing if the schoolâs open.â Hinataâs soft voice comes over the back seat. Â
âI still canât believe we actually talked you into coming with us!â Ino teases.
Sakura laughs, âWeâre having a bad influence on her!â
Hinata shakes her head. âActually, Iâm amazed that Naruto-kun is here,â she shyly replies.
Sasuke lets out a quiet laugh. âDoesnât mean he wonât shit himself if we find a ghost.âÂ
âOkay!, no!, I wonât shit myself, alright?â he immediately defends. â...I might just scream a little, but I wonât poop my pantsâŠâ Heâs already in a protective stance, arms crossed, back hunched a little. Â
Everyone laughs at him, but Hinata takes his hand, smiling half-amusedly, half to comfort him. âIâll protect you, Naruto-kun.â
That only makes everyone laugh harder as Naruto sinks into himself in embarrassment.
Despite Inoâs school being open, the parking lot is somewhat empty save for a few cars. The buildings are magnificent in design, echoing back to an era when arched entryways and stucco were favored over walls of glass. The hum of cicadas pierce through the still, late summer air. Â
The small group of friends silently follow Ino back toward the driveway of the school with only yellowed street lamps lighting the dark sidewalks. They cross into the street, stopping right in the middle at the fancy traffic meridian. Itâs an odd decorative aspect of the driveway they passed on the way up. Itâs right in the middle of the street, separating the in and out lanes, somewhat built-up and rounded with a grassy patch and flowering bushes planted high on top. It really only serves to make the school look expensive.
Ino smiles, then whispers, âPut your hand here on the wall.â
âWhy?â Sakura asks, also in a whisper. Â
âJust feel it.â Â
They do, all of them placing their hands on the wall, waiting for something to happen.
âYou see how the plaster is kind of rough over there?â she asks.
They nod, their fingers dragging over the rushed job.
â...This is an ancient burial ground,â Ino explains in a hushed tone.
Their hands spring off of the wall, their fingers wide in stress at what they were just touching.
âIno, what the fuck?!â Naruto hisses, barely containing his volume, his legs already carrying him away from the meridian and onto the side of the street.Â
Sakura stares at her hand wide-eyed. âOh my gosh, weâre all cursed,â she laments. She can practically feel the spiritual energy twisting around her fingers.Â
Ino snickers. âThatâs what my course major senpais did to me.â
Sasuke and Hinata are silently trailing after Naruto with abject horror on their faces. Hinata fists her hand uncomfortably against her skirt. Â
Once theyâre all gathered safely away from the meridian, Ino continues to explain. âWhen they were constructing, they found the remains of the ancient natives.â
âSo they just built that random thing in the middle of the street to house the bones and then continued on their merry way?â Naruto asks for clarification.
Ino nods. âAfter they found them, they built that wall around the burial ground, and apparently they were in a hurry to cover it back up. They just made the driveway go around it.â
They stand there, staring at the burial ground, picturing the bones just on the other side of the wall they touched, below the grass and bushes. Â
âDid you have to make us touch it, though,â Hinata asks, regretfully, with a really sad frown.
âThe spirits of the ancient warriors are going to find me and kill me in the dead of the night,â Naruto states, as if itâs already fact.
Ino brushes his paranoia off. âWeâll, Iâm still here, arenât I?â Â
âNote to all of us--donât do anything Ino tells us to do,â Sasuke says.
Ino gives him a very evil smile. âThatâs not all there is to this place.â
âWhy...why am I doing thisâŠâ Naruto asks to no one in particular.
She leads them deeper into the center of the school, where a large tree spreads its thick limbs over a beautiful cobbled courtyard. A simple fountain beneath the tree spouts water, and pennies shine beneath the surface of the circular pool. The gurgle of the water as it falls is relaxing, serene in the quiet of the night.
âWow, this is nice,â Sakura says, looking around at the manicured gardens surrounding the courtyard. Â
Ino nods. âA girl hung herself here.â
They turn their attention to the blonde. Suddenly, the peace of the courtyard feels like an ill omen.
She tilts her head at the large tree. âThey say that when this used to be a mental hospital, a girl got away from her caretakers. She was found hanging from this tree.â Â
They frown at the branches, wondering which one the girl chose.
Ino gestures to steps that lead to an academic building. âThey said that at night, you could see her ghost walking and talking to herself in the corridors, always bringing herself to this tree. Someone suggested to the school that they build this fountain here to give rest to her spirit.â
âSo no one sees her ghost anymore?â Sakura asks.Â
Ino shrugs. âI guess weâll find outâŠâ
âWhat?â Naruto scrunches a face of distaste.
âLetâs go,â Ino invites. Â
âGo whereâŠâ he whines quietly.
Ino takes the disturbed group down the steps to the building. âHm, I wonder if itâs openâŠâ She pulls the handle.
The door opens.
âWhyyyy is it openâŠâ Naruto groans.
âBut actually, though, why,â Sakura states.
âMaybe the teachers are still here?â Hinata suggests.
Ino laughs. âPsh, what college professor cares that much about their job?â She holds the door open, inviting them into the building. âWelcome to the language arts hall.â Â
The corridor lights are all on, assuring them that the building is, indeed, open.
They enter the hallway. Naruto lags behind. When the door shuts, he opens it again. âIâm just making sureâŠâ He tests the handle a couple more times before closing it. Then he tests it once more for good measure.
âYou satisfied?â Sasuke asks.
âIâm just making sure,â he repeats. Â
Hinata frowns, imagining the door locking them in while theyâre inside the building. Â
Narutoâs paranoia is only making things worse.
Ino starts ahead of them, and Naruto has to rush to catch up. âWait for me!â
âSHHHH!!â Sakura scolds, finger to her lips.
They stand there, noticing how her shush seems to echo in the hallway.
âThis place is really creepy,â Hinata comments quietly.
Ino shrugs. âOnly at night. I had classes in this building in my first year.âÂ
âSo this place used to be part of the mental hospital?â Sasuke asks. Â
âYeah,â Ino affirms. She brings them to a classroom. âYou see how thereâs this little window that you can use to look inside?â Â
They nod, taking turns peeking into one of the dark classrooms. Itâs a normal room with normal desks.
âAll of the rooms have this hallway window, you see? It was so that the nurses could check on the patients.â
âOh gods,â Naruto mutters.
-------------------------------------THATâS IT
College Ballet AU, Naruto sees a different side of his quietly reserved friend.
It wasnât a trick.Â
Winter had dragged its sharp claws across the ground as long as it could, but finally, finally, three seasonal false-starts and numerous wilted, early-blooming daffodils later,Â
Spring had finally decided to stay for good.
Trees bloomed pastel pinks instead of icy white. New hopefuls popped out of the wet dirt, ready to face the sun. Birds were suddenly a real thing again. Â
Students strolled across the college campus in shorts and light sweaters, eager to shed the winter coats they had worn for six straight months.
And most importantlyâŠ
âThe forecast is in the high 50s all week!â Ino announced as she pranced into the room, swinging her dance bag to the floor.
âOh!! Remember last spring we had class outside?â Sakura asked, turning her attention to their ballet instructor.
âCan we have class outside, Kurenai?â Ino pleaded, eyes wide in hope.
âHm, the weather is nice today. I suppose it is a shame to stay indoors on an afternoon like this,â she considered aloud.
Hinata listened with alarm. She had never danced outside before, never in her 14 years of dancing. Yes, she had danced on stage before, had performed in front of many strangers before, but still... Everyone will see us, she worried. Â
âI didnât bring my speakers today, though,â Kurenai continued.
Before Hinata could feel any relief, Tenten pulled out her tech from her bag. âYou can bluetooth your phone to mine!â Â
âAwesome, Tenten!â Sakura exclaimed.
âOh, please, Kurenai? Can we have class outside?â the other girls begged.
Hinata already knew her fate. She was going to have to wear her body-conforming leotard and tights in front of the entire student body. Nevermind the fact that the last time she had gone barefoot on grass was in elementary school.
They all picked up their belongings and made the quick trip to the center lawn.
As she predicted, many students who were already finished with their classes for the day were enjoying the afternoon weather, laying out in the grass reading or playing frisbee. Â
And here they were, in their leotards and tights, about to have their whole ballet practice for all to see. Â
âThereâs so many people,â she whispered in embarrassment to Sakura. Â
The pinkette looked at Hinata in confusion, then sympathy. âDonât worry. Just relax and enjoy the sunshine! Itâs a lot of fun to dance outside. It feels likeâŠâ Sakura glanced up in thought. â...Like freedom. Or like...nature!â
Hinata took a deep breath and nodded. She slipped off her sandals and lined up with everyone to begin their barre exercises...without a barre. She spread her toes open to first position and settled her arms and hands into en bas. Â
Already she could see curious onlookers watching them, and she could only thank the god above that they were having class in a corner of the field, and not front and center. Â
Kurenai glanced over her dancers, noting their prepared positions. She rattled off the instructions for their plie routine before setting up the speaker and scrolling through her phoneâs music menu.
Familiar piano music rose into the air. Â
More students glanced around.
Hinata tried not to think that all of their eyes were on her. Because she knew, logically, that they werenât all watching only her, but her heart just hadnât been prepared for this sudden public display.
Eventually, with the right side completed and the combination repeated on the left side, Hinata began to feel less tense.
The students lazing on the lawn returned to their own devices, and only passersby watched as they headed to their destinations. Â
She fell into the muscle memory of the exercises, and her focus turned inward on the flow of her arms with the music, of the dart of her toes with the beat, and the alignment of her body. Â
It was like Sakura said. There was a certain freedom she had never felt before in dancing barefoot in the grass under the Spring sun, turning, leaping, and reaching into the fresh air. Â
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Legolas x reader
I am so tired I stayed up till 5 am last night reading so sorry if this shit. It is shit, Idont know what happened
Imagine somehow being teleported into Tolkienâs ,the hobbit, and you end up meeting legolas and Thranduil. In which you insult thranduil, Thorin is sorta your daddy.
You have been travelling with the company since the trolls tried to eat everyone. You had quite literally came out of a floating , flame coloured line. Only to walk into the tree. A troll had picked you up and attempted to eat you as-well , but you really didnât care, as you was focusing how your head hurt from the tree.
After explaining your situation to Gandalf , which he ended up believing that you werenât from here, due to your clothing, and strange sayings. Plus the evidence that all the dwarves and a Hobbit had seen you magically appear.
Thorin didnât like having a teenage girl , with barely any self defence skills , to come with on their adventure, mission, thing. Yet he felt like he had to protect you from harm, surprisingly since you saw how he treated Bilbo. Uh basically heâs your dad.
The first night with the company , they had all offered you blankets , food (lucky Bombur makes a lot.) , the princes had given you some of their extra tunics. Which they had a lot because dwarves likes to wear layers. Too bad they werenât green.
Dori acted like a mother to you , he would make sure you ate , and even got Ori to make you knitted goods. The dwarves thought you you would freeze to death , as dwarves didnât get as cold as humans. Something to do with their build or something, you recall Balin telling you.
You became quick friends with Bilbo, he was interested in where you were from, and what it was like there.
Kili and fili teased you for your weird obsession with potatoes, as you mostly ate them, and you even had gone far enough to make a potato ring. (I actually did)
Now you and the company are In Mirkwood forest , unaware to what is going to strike, soon.
Kili and fili ,stood either side of you in a protective manner. For hours the company had been walking through Mirkwood, Thorin denying any assumptions that they were lost.
You grunt , at the blisters that are forming on your feet , that are sweating in your trainers.
âMy legs hurt.â You moan , quietly dragging out hurt.
Kili scoffs at you , âyour legs are longer , imagine how mine feel.â
You look at Bilbo who is lagging behind,
âWell you canât say anything , Bilbos legs are as long as my dick.â
âOI y/n, i dont have no legs.â
âI never said that , my dick is hugeeeeee.â
âYou donât have a dick .â Bofur responds loudly , with annoyed tone.
âHow would you know if she had a dick. You havenât seen it.â Kili responds sending you a wink.
âYeah thank you , my dick is in my head.â
âHow would it fit though?â Fili inquires , with a confused facial expression.
âI meant my personality you jensen Ackles , and John travolta blend!â You reply smirking to yourself .âBoom roastedâ not that he would get the joke.
Unknown the rest of the company Bilbo had climbed up a tree to look for a way out of mirkwood. The air felt limited in the poisoned forest , you felt chills go up your back, shivering slightly.
âThorin...â you speak slowly, as you spot a eight legged spider, approach in the distance. It was bigger than a sheep, teeth like knives, beads for eyes.
Thorin grabs you and makes sure you are behind him, before you know it , all the dwarves plus you are surrounded. You unarmed, stay close with thorin , so you donât die.
Suddenly the spiders are everything, no escape, the spiders are travelling down by webs and pulling up the dwarves , who donât see it coming because they are too busy fighting the ones on the ground. When they are pulled up , they are wrapped into a webbed cocoon.
Thorin grabs a hold of you and pulls you into his jacket , then you are both slung up into the air, you become dizzy from being wrapped up in the webbing. Then you and thorin are in just stuck. For what it seems like forever.
Until , you feel yourself falling down slowly from the trees, the cocoon is ripped open by thorin. You get up looking around there are several, other cocoons with dwarves crawling out of them. You look around to see there are still spiders everywhere, you look to the floor and see thorins swords , picking up quickly you pass it to him. he nods with appreciation and passes you a dagger.
I guess you have no chance but try to help , otherwise the others will die because you were too scared to take a chance.
âYou miss 100% the shots you donât take -Wayne Gretzky-Michael Scott -y/n l/nâ
Before you can even look around for a target , you are rugby tackled to the ground, by a disgusting excuse of one of Morgan freemanâs creations.(I think heâs god uh)
You pull your arm out of its grasp, with your ,sorry thorins dagger in hand , before the poison from the spider can be injected. You stab it the face , its body goes stiff around you curling. You push it off gagging at its texture, you pull yourself off the floor only to be tackled again.
This time the dagger had been knocked out of your gasp , desperately you try to reach it buts in use, the creature pushes you down hard. You pull up your leg and kick as hard as you can, it lands on the left of you. You finally able to grab the dagger going to kill the spider, but someone beats you to it , FIring an arrow through its head.
You look up to see a blonde dude, why is he wearing leggings. Weirdo, your brother accidentally put your leggings on ,once and ripped the crotch how he didnât notice
he doesnât own leggings. I do not know.
Snapping you out of your thoughts , you are dragged up, dagger snatched out of your hand, and you are roughly pushed towards the group.
âDonât you touch her again , or Iâll make sure your everlasting life does t last.â Thorin snaps at the ginger elf that had man handled you. What a bitch.
âOh is this human your girlfriend?awwe.â The blond elf snickers at Thorin, kili and fili gag at the thought of their uncle being in a relationship.
âUh princess , yeah you with the dance pants. Treat the king of erebor with a little respect. Assbutt.â You glare at the blond, who tended at your words. Haha loser.
âThere is no king under the mountain not will there ever be.â He replies , scowling at you.
âYes , there will be , princess.â He scoffs.
âââââââââââââââââââ
The blonde elf that you soon discover his name is legolas ,and he is the kings sOn.
Bilbo was missing , aand the company were led to the woodland realm. You could only hope that he would find a way for us to escape.
You and Thorin were spilt from the other dwarves, we were brought to the king. He stuck a deal with Thorin who declined. This king was as dickhead , and narcissistic. Legolas is stood next to you just in case you tried anything .
âTake him alway, ill take to his girlfriend now.â The woodland king states to his guard smoothly.
You scoff.
â I am literally 18, you perv.â
You feel his ice eyes , stare at you , judging , your whole life, your clothing.
âYou are not from here are you,child?â He must of noticed your keanu reeves shirt.
âNoâ
âtell me why you travel with these dwarves.â
âWhy, I like them.â
He scoffs âthey are scum, pigs , thieves.â He growls at you , circling you.
âOi princess , this is your daddy?â You ask legolas who refuses to meet your eye.
â all I can say is, at least thorin actually loves me and heâs not even my real dad.â Thranduils jaw clenched so hard that he probably could bite your head off.
âWe are NOT talking about my son we are talking a bout you.â
â okay listen here you self obsessed prick, I donât give a shit about what you want, so cut the shit and get to the point.â
â I want you to get my the gems of starlight,Thorin wonât expect it from you, Iâll let you all go.â
You feel bad for legolas his dad is soulless, makes him do everything while , he sits on his throne , acting like Gaston.
âNo, I am not doing that to my friends, If you wasnt such an asshole and helped Thorin when Azog attacked them he probably wouldâve given them to you. But you didnât. So you suckâ
Thranduils faces fled with red , he was angry he whipped his head to towards you.
âGet her to her cell now, legolas.â
âJust saying who risks their own sons life on a forest that clearly canât be saved,â
âMy sons well being doesnât concern you. Human.â
âYou clearly havenât got love with son. You need to get yourself a girl mat-â
you are interrupted by a slap in the face.
âWell that was a girly move, who slaps , go punch me instead.â
Legolas pulls you out of the rooms quickly, not allowing things to worsen, walking you towards the cells.
âYou shouldnât have done that.â
âWhy?â
He stops and looks at you,â because he will probably execute your friends.â
âDoubt it , he wants them gems , then he needs someone to kill the dragon.â You speak carefully walking down the stairs.
He hummed in response.
After you walked into your cell,you turned and smiled at him. You knew he wasnât as mean as he portrayed himself as.
âUh sorry for making fun of your trousers ,â you whispered so thorin didnât hear , he would skin him.
He smiled lightly âsorry my Ada slapped you.â
âIt was a bitch move not going to lie. â you reach up to my face that still stung, You grin.
âI have no doubt you are going to escape.â He whispers.
âYes sir. Stay safe princess,savvy?â
âââââââââââââââââââ
âAhhhhhhhhhhhhâ you let out , as the water in the river splashed you hard in the face.
âWhy is this so fun, yet we are still being hunted.â You throw up arms like you are on a ride in a theme park, until an arrow flies at yodu and almost hits you.
You turn to see legolas , you wave to him. He just keeps running after you and the dwarves , saying our butts , see he was a good dude.
Because of you distracting legolas , he couldnât see an orc going to hit Tauriel. She got punched square in the nose , falling into legolas , whodidnât see it coming and fell in the water.
For elves being graceful, that wasnât ,but fortunately he landing in the water right near you. You reach in the water and some how pull him up so heâs holding onto the barrel. You lean back so it doesnât tip his way. Still does. Heâs stuck in the water with you. You offer him a smile.
âHow was your fall?â You ask him.
âInto the water ? Amazing.â He replies grunting.
âNo falling from heavenâ
âOh.â He blushes
#legolas#legolas x reader#the hobbit imagine#lotr x reader#lotr imagine#the hobbit x reader#legolas imagine
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idk if this is where i post drabble requests but can i have idol! cheol with a famous singer foreign! reader where she admits her ideal type is cheol on a show, then like a week later the boys expose cheol for having a big crush on you on a show. they end up meeting somehow, maybe on a show or through working on a song together w seventeen and theyâre all cute and blushy around eachother but at the end cheol asks for her number ? itâs long but i think itâd be rly cute! - dimple anon
Author's Note: Hello, dimple anon! This was supposed to be posted earlier, we're so sorry! đ Also, this is just a snippet of the idol AU I am making through this imagine, so please wait for it to unfold! Thank you for sending your request, too!!! You can send one again, too! Just use the format "word + SVT member" (which we strictly follow haha) and we promise to deliver! â€
I mentioned Sam Okyere here, an amazing man who doesn't deserve the hate he receives from racist people in and out of South Korea. If you do not know what'a happening to him, please read about it here.
Word Count: 830+
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âIâm coming, Iâm coming!!!â Seungcheol bounded across the room and jumped onto the couch, his face all red as he kept typing furiously on his phone.
"Hyung, the show is about to begin!!! Guys, it's on now," Mingyu declared. It was their rest day at the dorms, and they were anticipating all morning for Sam Okyere's morning show to come out on TV.
They've been longtime fans of Sam Okyere, but this morning, they weren't just waiting for Sam Okyere himself to appear onscreen.
Giggling like teenagers, the boys filed into the living room and scrambled onto whatever couches or chairs they could find around the massive television set. Seungkwan and Chan bickered about who gets to sit closer to the TV. Mingyu frantically planted a leg on the place beside him. âSeungcheol-hyung! Jeez, where is that guy?â
âWhat are you doing? The showâs about to start!â
âI know! And Iâm documenting that Iâm about to watch it.â Seungcheol kept typing on his phone. Every now and then he would be hitting Mingyu on the shoulder or he would hug him close as he did his best to release pent-up excitement. âSHEâS ABOUT TO COME OUT!!! Wait, should I video this? Like record it? Or do I just watch? What do I do? I canât. Iâm too excited I just canâtââ
ââOuch.â Mingyu drew back from Seungcheol, annoyed and massaging his poor shoulder. âYou have a Twitter account just for stanning her?â
âSheâs my ultimate crush, Mingyu.â Seungcheol looked at Mingyu with besotted eyes. âMy ultimate crush. And, actually, I have two Twitter accounts for her. Then an Insta. Snappy. The works. Everything.â
âCrazy,â Mingyu muttered, suddenly scared as he thought of Seungcheol snooping around TWT and Instagram with secret fan accounts.
âIâm president of one of her fanbases, too!â Seungcheol declared with bleary eyes and a voice full of emotion as he briefly showed Mingyu his phone. âThis is how much I stan her.â Â
âYouâre crazy,â Mingyu declared in his adorable English, shaking his head, before turning away.
âWhat are we doing?â Jisoo asked, laughing as he caught himself also participating in the rush to the couches. âWhy are we acting like teenage boys?â Even as he slapped Jeonghanâs legs away from the spot that he wanted to squeeze himself into, he added as he shook his head, âWhy are we like this?â
Even though Jisoo knew the answer and he was just voicing out his thoughts, everyone answered (and not without sassiness in their voices), âDuh.â âDid you really have to ask that, hyung?â
âThe host is about to announce her!!!â
âIâm going to faint, Iâm going to faint,â Seungcheol muttered to himself as he shakily zoomed the camera in on the TV.
âHello, everyone!!!â
At the sound of your voice, everyone in the room started screaming, covering their blushing faces.
âShe hasnât even sung yet and weâre all going crazy,â Chan lamented, leaning on Hansol as he did so. âHow is she that pretty onscreen? And she doesnât look like sheâs wearing too much makeup, either.â
Seungcheol dried his eyes, which were tearing up as he collected his emotions while videoing everything that was going on the screen. âSheâs so beautiful,â he gushed adoringly, âso beautiful.â
. . .
âNow that weâve finished talking about your concert, Iâd just like to ask if itâs your first time coming here to South Korea, or have you visited before?â the host, a cheerful, beautiful man named Sam, asked you brightly.
You laughed self-consciously and nodded. âYes, Iâve been here before! Actually, I come here almost every year since 2015. I wasnât as big a singer then yet, so I had more freedom coming in and out of the country. I love this country. Feels like home to me! I stay here for about two weeks, tops, after concertsââ you stop in your tracks, your hand flying to your mouth.
Sam wiggled his eyebrows comically. âA concert? Which group? There are a lot of groups here! And weâre so glad that you go to oneâor two?â
âOne,â you acknowledged, blushing a crimson red and smiling. âJust one. But I do know a lot of groups, though. Itâs just that Iâm an avid fan of this particular groupâŠâ you debated revealing which group it was, and you kept laughing with Sam because you have been outed.
âCan you tell us which one?â
âOf course!â you answered, smiling at the camera. âSEVENTEEN, if you are watching this, I just hope you know that Iâm your biggest fan and I love you guys!â You hesitated, before adding, as your face turned very red but very happy, âEspecially you, Choi Seungcheol!â
. . .
As everyone watched the screen, they were dumbstruck.
Slowly, the twelve boys looked to their leader, who had dropped his phone on the floor the moment he heard you say those words. Seungcheolâs mouth hung open, his eyes so wide and so sparkly that it looked like the flecks of light on his eyes would jump out like stars.
âEspecially. Me?â
âShe probably doesnât know what sheâs saying,â Jeonghan commented calmly but with venomous intent, as he playfully glared at his friend. âSheâs probably jet-lagged. We say crazy things when we're jet-lagged."
Soonyoung turned to Seungcheol, his adorable, tiny eyes narrowing glaringly. âI am such a hater.â
âEspecially me.â
Seungcheol couldnât breathe.
âEspecially me.â
- Leanne. đââïž
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Hiii ok pt4 of Greece and yesss to everything you wrote.
Replying to brigids thoughts real quick
-firstly we are in MYKONOS!! Itâs vv beautiful.
-so Jamie apparently only likes to sleep on Brigid and we are here for it!. Like security line, the chairs at the gate, on the plane. Ryan getting lost at the airport is soo funny I can even see myself laughing at him. But anyways we both get beeped and patted down as usual and we chirp each other like crazy while everyoneâs just trying to get through security in peace.
- Jamie is the ultimate bf for Brigid. And Dylanâs your guy best friend just like Ryan and Braden ? Are to me :) question : what does it mean Lexi is busy with Quinner? Hehe. Anyways we are all rocking these sweatshirts that the boys gave us.
-omg I just find this interaction between cozzy and Jamie so funny. Like cozzy comfy but is slightly terrified and also sees this as a money making technique sooo he gained $50. Ok these rows are fun. Lol Kesh and Kirby just sitting away from us.
Brigid+Jamie + dyl: aw yes brigid is being a good besty to dyl. No sore neck for you dyl. Ughhh I canât with this cuteness. Jamie cuddling you and you playing with his hair and tracing his freckles. Also slight makeout sesh between Jamie and Brigid. Hehe yes jamie was able to finally braid your hair correctly while youâre playing poker w dyl.
Kesh +Kirby: hehe yes they pretend to not know us on the plane and are just being adorable on the plane. Like they get along so well.
Lexi+quinner (+Ryan): I am astonished by Quinners ability not to stay awake from drinking that much coffee but Iâm not complaining cuz I get to play with his amazing hair. Hehe you telling us âguys stfu Jamie and the others are sleepingâ and we say âso what?â we decided to be considerate and not wake up everyone. Oo yes to the freckle kissing lol I need some moments.
- yes to the food. Aww Jamie pointing stuff out to you and both of you just smiling at each other. Ya we ainât waiting, we get up real fast. Iâd probably slap Ryan awake hehe. Nah everyoneâs to cool to clap when the plane lands. I agree it pisses me off as well. Look at us getting curly/wavy hair. Jamie would be admiring your hair:)) I love that feeling.
- everyoneâs in a great mood. The hotel is superb. Okk yes to sharing the rooms with our bbs. I better not be hearing anything through the wall Brigid đ. Yess to us looking hot in our suits and Jamie getting jealous and mad that somebody catcalled Brigid. Side note: I would probably buy new swimsuits for this trip +cover ups. Jamie loves to carry you so youâre just enjoying him carrying you into the water. Kesh and kirbs are just being the most amazing couple ever. Itâs just so balanced. Hehe me and Quinner are vv chaotic and are tackle each other in. If itâs a competition between the four of us. Yes to the moments in the water. Like holding onto their necks and just moving along with the waves and the hair slicked back and the suns reflection. Ooo I wanna join volleyball too but Ryan would probably hit me in the face. I get ready pretty fast as well so twinsies. Yes to us looking real good in our outfits and then having more moments on the beach( making out or just being romantic and walking along the shore.)
Okkkkk next
Morning after everybody just decided to sleep in cuz we are on vacation!!. Anyways breakfast. I heard that in Greece itâs common to rent out Vespas and just ride along the path and you can go cliff diving. And just explore the scenery cuz the Mykonos have a lot of beaches etc.
So we all get ready to head cliff diving and then to a new beach later. Ok so Brigid is w Jamie, Iâm with Quinner, and kirbs is w kesh. The rest of the boys are sharing together as well. Hehe itâs so pretty and we are just holding onto our boys or maybe itâs the other way around. And itâs just so beautiful but really hot so everybody is ready to cool off. We get to the cliff and the water is sooo blue đ. Hehe we all strip from our clothes and into are suits and the boys are looking hot. Anyways, since brigid is the daredevil of the group she wants to go first and then dyl steps up as well but Jamieâs semi terrified but wants to jump as well. So he says fuck it and jumps! Iâd probably jump after with Quinner and Ryan and then the rest of the team. We all just have a bunch of fun and then we gotta figure out how to get out of the water lol.
Okkk i was also thinking about snorkelling/scuba diving.
Letâs say next day, we decide to rent out a boat and go snorkelling/scuba diving. Everybodyâs really stoked because itâs really beautiful. Iâm more of a snorkelling type of gal.
Side note: I went snorkelling in Mexico once and while snorkelling I see two barracuda sharks staring at me so ofc I got scarred and swam away so quickly lol. My best friend was just laughing at me.
Anyways some decide to go scuba diving and are in their suits hehe. What would you do brigid. Actually if I think about it more I might try scuba . Like imagine going w Jamie and Quinner and just swimming and holding each others hands.
It was vv fun to be on the yacht and just chilling . Dylan brings his guitar and just plays us some music. I also turn on some mamma Mia hits because Iâm feeling it hehe. Kesh and Kirby are just cuddled up at the front of the boat and you and Jamie are just soaking up the sun. Same w me and Quinner. Gotta make sure they are wearing sunscreen.
Okkk after snorkelling/scuba diving. We all get dressed in cute summer outfits and go to dinner but then we all decide to go explore a bit of the Mykonos night life so we are just laughing and waking around Mykonos. We take some real cute photos and the boys just hold our hands etc. Some cute under the moon light kisses. Ughh to cuteeeeeeee. And then we return to the hotel room đđ
Okkk hope you enjoy pt5 will be us exploring the city!
hehe ok i love all of this, but itâs longgggggggggg
ok yes mykonos is gorgeous, if anyone doesnât know what it looks like i highly suggest you go look it up
hehe yes i love my bb jamie sleeping on me. he can do it whenever he wants idc bc i loveeeee him. also bc he looks adorable when heâs sleeping and i can trace his freckles so thereâs that. i just feel like we would be elite sleeping buddies, like i usually donât sleep that much but i would if i could cuddle with jamie
lmao ryan getting lost in the airport is so funny to me, like we would all be chirping him tbh, bc weâve been walking for like maybe 2 min, how did he get lost already? but eventually he finds us, and ofc both he and lexi get beeped and are chirping each other all the way through security lmao
omg yesssss i love jamie, literally the perfect bf đ„° and then dyl and i are just chaotic best friends like lexi with ryan and braden
ummmmmm ok so when i said lexi is busy with quinner i just meant like going to get coffee and stuff, idk what you were thinking. we are in a public place so it canât be getting too spicy lmaooo
yesss we are rocking the boysâ hoodies. they look better on us then them lol
lmao yesss cozzy being slightly terrified of jamie bc even tho jamie is the softest boi ever he can still be scary when he gets mad lol. also he wants the $50. and then kesh and kirby want nothing to do with us bc itâs too early in the morning lmao
me+jamie+dyl - hehe yes got to make sure my bestie dyl doesnât get a sore neck so we can be in peak competitive performance later lol. but then also me and jamie being soft đ„ș playing with each otherâs hair and chasing his freckles, i love that. also obvi it would somehow end up with the two of us making out a little bit lol
kesh+kirby - hehe yep just the two of them being adorable and pretending not to know us, love that
lexi+quinner(+ryan) - hehe yes i think weâre all amazed by quinner still falling asleep after drinking sm coffee tbh. but itâs ok bc then you get to play with his hair and just be cute đ„ș and freckle kissing!! but then also you and ryan being loud but finally shutting up once i yell at you lmao
omg yesss, jamie just pointing stuff out to me out the window while weâre landing, i love that. and then we get up reallll quick and grab our stuff and get off right away. lmaoooo you just slap ryan to wake him up. then our hair is getting all nice from the climate and our boys are admiring it :)
hehe yes we have a really nice hotel, and weâre all sharing rooms with our bbs. wow ok lexi, dirty-minded much? jk, jamie and iâll try to be quiet at night lmaoooooo
hehe ofc we all look hot in our swimsuits, and jamie just goes off when someone tries to catcall me. ooooh we could all go shopping together to get new suits for the trip, that would be so fun!!
anwaysss then jamie carries me to the water even tho iâm like i can walk lol, he just wants to carry me so iâm not complaining. and then kesh and kirby just being a cute unchaotic couple bc someone has to be the parents of the friend group lmao. hehe then quinner and lexi being chaotic as usual and tackling each other in, and then me and jamie join lmao
oooooh yes the moments in the water are đ„” like everyone looks hotter in the water with their hair slicked back and stuff sooo. and just wrapping your legs around their waist and holding onto the back of their necks....
haha yes i want to join volleyball too, i used to play so i can destroy lol. haha i can def see ryan accidentally hitting you in the face, but itâs ok bc we win bc weâre on the same time and weâre like the dynamic duo
hehe yes twinsies getting ready fast! omg yessss weâd look so cute in our outfits and we could just do a cute walk on the beach during sunset, but then also have more moments ofc
okkkk next part
hehe yes we all sleep in the morning bc jet lag and also idk, maybe some of us had eventful nightsđ. but then we all get breakfast together. side note: i loveeee hotel breakfast bc we only eat healthy food at home and i can eat whatever tf i want at hotels lol. oooh yes then after breakfast we can rent out vespas and just go exploring and then we could go explore the beaches
oooh yes ok now itâs time to go cliff diving, and the water is sooooo blue. so then we all get ready and we strip down to our suits, and then iâm like sprinting to the edge to jump and dyl is right behind me bc weâre the daredevils of the group obvi. but then i see jamie coming and i can tell that heâs semi-terrified so i grab his hand and pull him in with me. and then you and ryan are behind us and you get quinner to come with you guys too and then everyone else follows behind. and then weâre just chilling down in the water and having fun. oooh we could play marco polo, i fucking love that game bc i can dominate lmao. anyways eventually we wanna get out and weâre like shit how do we get out bc we donât see a way back up. and then weâre blaming kirby and kesh bc theyâre supposed to be the responsible ones lmao. so then eventually dyl and i have to rock climb back up and grab all the stuff and carry it around to a part where we find a beach and meet you guys there lol
ooooh yes i love snorkeling!! iâve never been scuba diving but i wanna try. so anywayssss the next day we rent out a boat to go snorkeling and scubaing and everyoneâs super excited obviously. i would honestly want to do both, so i would do like half and half. and for both of them i can swim with jamie and hold his handđ„ș iâd probably be pulling him along a bit lol. and then quinner and lexi and kesh and kirby holding hands toođ„ș haha also i love your snorkeling story thatâs so funny lmaooo. the one time i went snorkeling in hawaii i was swimming literally right next to dolphins and sea turtles and it was so cool, but i was struggling a bit with the snorkel bc i was only like 8 and didnât know how to use it lol. but iâve used them at swim camp since then and i can actually use them now so thatâs good
hehe yeah so then also just being on the yacht is fun when weâre not in the water. ooooh or we could get a catamaran those are really fun too! and then dyl can play us music on his guitar bc apparently heâs good at that too, like is there nothing this boy is bad at? anywayssss yes you can also play mama mia, i love that soundtrack itâs amazing. and then weâre all just chilling with our boys and trying to soak up the sun without getting burnt lol. and we try to get them to wear sunscreen but they still donât want to even after what happened last time, so aloe vera it isđ
so then in the evening weâre off the yacht and we get dressed up cute again so we can go to dinner. and we can find a cute local restaurant to go to and then after we just go and explore mykonos. ooooh and we can see the nightlife and according to my friend its really easy to get drinks there so thatâs fun lol. but we could also take superrrrr cute pics and stuff around mykonos to spice up our instas. awwwww and hand holding and kisses under the moonđ„ș and then itâs back to the hotel for the nightđđ jamie and i will try not to be too loud lol
ok overall i love all of this, and iâm superrrr excited for the next part!!
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how kaminari would react to you stealing his hoodie â headcanon
PAIRING â kaminari denki x gn!reader
GENRE â fluff, crack
You were bored
Kaminari wasnât around to help you beat your boredom because he went to the gym with Bakugou and Kirishima
And so thatâs why you were left alone in your room, scrolling through tiktok
By the time you even got bored of the app, you decided to take a shower and just film a tiktok video or something
You werenât that famous on tiktok, possibly a few thousand followers and a few videos that were mostly done out of boredom
But your boyfriend Denki, he is what you would call tiktok famous
He mostly does povs or skits that are usually crack, sometimes he would do dance challenges with you and some transitions
It was unfortunate that you would be making a tiktok without the king of the app himself but you have no other choice.
And so you went to shower first, wanting to look and feel fresh as well as to have an excuse for changing clothes.
When you got out of the shower and looked through your closet for something to change into, you saw a hoodie that was definetly not yours on the desk beside your closet.
It was Kaminariâs hoodie. Although you donât know when and how it got there
Without a second thought, you put on the hoodie and some shorts,
The hoodie fitting you well, just slightly larger than you had expected, but all in all, you look cute!!
And now you were now ready to film a tiktok video!
You decided to do a dance challenge and have already went through ten times because you keep forgetting the steps or because it was lagging
You were determined to get it done this time so you put on your game face and stared filming
Midway through your filming you heard the door open and a exhausted sigh that you know was your boyfriendâs
You werenât sure if you were going to continue filming or not, but you decided to continue because it took a lot of effort and this time it was almost perfect
Kaminari on the other hand who have closed the door behind him and saw you dancing infront of your phone was quite shocked
It was the first he he saw you filming from behind the scenes and he couldnât even process how lucky he is to have you as a partner
And he knows well enough than to disturb filming so he just leans on the door behind him and takes in the sight of you dancingâ
Wait is that his hoodie?
When realization hit him that you were wearing his clothes, he felt so happy and bubbly and all in all flustered seeing how you look so goon in it.
Kaminari was practically annoyed when he couldnât find his hoodie earlier but now he wasnât because how could he even get mad at you when you look cute in them?!?!
So after you finally finished filming and put your tripod and ringlight (that you and Kaminari share) away and quickly posting the video you just finished filming, not once did you glance at Kaminari because you felt embarrassed that he had to see you film in his hoodie, your boyfriend trapped you in his arms with a hug
He says after pulling away and then looks at you with a smirk, his arms crossed over his chest as he takes in the sight of you in his clothes âSo youâre the hoodie thief.â
You were more embarrassed now, trying to cover your face with your hands âI-Iâm sorry Denki!! I found it on my desk and just thought I could borrow it just to film one video andââ
Kaminari cuts you off with a kiss, smiling at how flustered he had gotten you
âYou look cute in it, Y/Nâ
You were almost as red as a tomato by now making him laugh, you punched his chest before turning away to hide your burning face
âI should drop of my clothes here more often, no scratch that! I could give you all of my clothesââ
âDenki no, if you do that you wonât even have clothes for yourself!â
âBut if I do that you could always be cuter and everyone would know youâre mineâ (insert pikachu pout)
âWith you always kissing me in public I think everyone knows Iâm yours by now.â
âHmm.. youâre right, I guess whatâs left is to let you know that I love you behind closed doors!!â
You two have a cuddle session afterwards, with Denki occasionally teasing you
âYou know babe, youâre such a theif.â
âIâm sorry for stealing your hoodie okay?? I wonât steal them again without your permission from now on.â
âYou know what else you have been stealing?â
âHuh?â
âMy heartâ Denki winks playfully and you punch his chest lightly, blushing at his pick-up line
A/N â I am guilty for stealing hoodies. But because Iâm single I steal my friendsâ hoodies and I havenât even given them back yet HAHA anyways, requests are OPEN! see ya in the next post!
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Summary: Usopp moves to the city after a year since his mom died in a way to feel closer to her. There he looks for a roommate and finds none other than Zoro himself. what fate has in store for them is left for a later date lol
Roommates
Usopp . Zoro
Itâs been almost a year since my mom died. Sheâs been sick for a long time, so I knew this was coming for some time now.
Even so, knowing didnât stop it from hurting just as much.
Since her funeral, all Iâve done is coop myself up in our house. Iâd probably turn into a hermit if it werenât for my neighbor, Kaya. She came around whenever she had the chance.
That was nice of her considering what she has been going throughâŠ
But the more she worried about me, the guiltier I felt.
I know that she can't help but take care of people. Hell, It's why sheâs been studying pharmaceutics, but I also know she can do so much more with her life. She could be some big-city doctor or researching to cure cancer!
Wouldnât that be so much cooler than being stuck in a no-name city, too small to even afford more than the one clinic it has?
In any event, thatâs only one of the reasons why Iâve decided to move away for a while. I think some time out of this house would do me some good.
The city that Iâm moving to isnât all that big and a bit further than Iâd like it to be, but thatâs the point of moving, right?
One way or another, I chose this city because my mom fell in love with it. She used to tell me about how, when she was young, she used to travel all over! Sheâd seen it all. Every tourist attraction and big-name city, but there was something about this city that just took her breath away. She told me that this place managed to calm her need to be constantly moving. This is also where she got pregnant with me then later she moved back to where she was raised and had me.
As much as she loved it there, she wanted me to go out on my own and find a place that would âsate my most wild urges and fuel my deepest desires,â as cheese-ly as she put it.
At first, I thought she was joking.
I thought that she only liked that place because itâs where she met dad⊠Itâs also why I hated this city.
My father was a coward that ran away as soon as my mom got sick. Though, she never blamed him for it. I never got to as her why, though. Years later, I did ask her if I was right. That she only romanticized this place because she fell in love there. However, she told me that he was only part of the reason why she loved this city so much, and that if I didnât believe her then I should go find the depth of this city for myself.
I debated with myself for the longest time. Whether this was the right choice, or if I was ready to set foot in the place I used to loath so much. But being here now, I feel so much smaller than I thought I was. Iâm nowhere near the heart of the city, but the sheer enormity for this place makes it feel like itâs trying to swallow me whole.
Sure, back home we had a lot of open fields and the horizon was always noticeable, but here the buildings towered over everything. It felt like a tsunami that threatened impact but never collided. The horizon was replaced by millions of stars that fell from the sky and sat just out of reach so that if you got too close thyâd turn into someone elseâs day. Someoneâs life.
There are so many people here that It almost made it feel lonely. Being surrounded by so many lives yet being so far from them. A mirage in a desert, one could call it. It promises life, but the closer you get the more you realize you could never get close enough.
I guess I was too much of a coward to be as alone as I felt when I first stepped foot here, though, Iâll keep telling myself itâs because the apartments here are too pricey and I only managed to land a job as a gas station attendant. Nevertheless now Iâm sitting on the first floor of a fully furnished two-bedroom apartment checking a roommate wanted ad I posted earlier this week.
So far there have been only two people who wanted to move around this area, but one ghosted me after a few messages and the other ended up creeping me out so much that I had to report his account! I just hope the last person that answered my ad isnât as much of a weirdo as the previous two.
They seem to be a bit curt, but I shouldnât get too picky. Rent for next month is gonna be due soon, and there is barely anyone who wants to live near this area as is!
Iâm sure that theyâre nicer in person! I shouldnât worry. Itâs just two days.
Two days.
-2 days later. Thursday 2:30 pm -
When I arrive at the coffee shop, I walk straight to the back of the line. It isnât that long and Iâve got here thirty minutes early, so I should have time for a drink before they get here.
Should I get something for them too? No, thatâd be weird, and it would probably get cold by the time they get here.
The person in front of the line leaves and we all step forward.
Shit.
Someone arrives and lines up behind me.
I didnât ask for their name! I donât even know if theyâre a boy or a girl!
The next person leaves and we take another step forward.
Is it too late to ask? Would it be weird if I did?
Another step forward
What if theyâre a girl? Would they feel uncomfortable living with a guy?
â-ir?â
I did put on the ad I was a dude thoughâŠ
â-cuse me, sir?â
âHuh?â The baristaâs voice brings me back to earth. âOh, sorry!â
âItâs okay!â her chipper voice rung out, âcould you repeat your order? I didnât quite catch it.â
âO-oh, sorry. Sorry. I didnât mean to talk out loud. I was lost in thought, I guess... haha ...â I looked up to their hanging menu, more so to look away from her than to figure out what I wanted.
After putting in my order I take a seat at the very back.
Ten minutes later my drink was ready and my anxiety was rising again.
What if they donât come?
Five minutes later and I sent them a message to let them know Iâm here.
Maybe I couldâve phrased it better?
That sounded weird�
God, is that a typo?
five minutes later
They havenât answered, but thatâs okay! Itâs only been five minutes. Canât expect them to be by their phone 24/7 right?
Iâll play some games on my phone to distract myself. Yeah, thatâll be fine. Itâs fine.
I take a big gulp from my drink
I downloaded that new game. My hopes arenât high for it, though. I found it via a random Facebook ad. Hopefully, itâs not one of those scams that say 90% of people canât pass level five, but itâs only âcus no one lasts long enough to get to level five.
Hmmm⊠it seems plays well. A bit of a lag but the graphics are awesome! The old-style, pixelated art and bright, neon, solid colors give it a very retro vibe. The ads between levels kind of ruin the experience, though.
Guess they gotta make money somehow, right?
I wonder if theyâll go away if I turn off my data and Wi-Fi.
I shouldnât just in case the person Iâm meeting tries to reach me.
Could be fine for a round or two, though, Iâd anxiously suffer through all of it.
I shouldnât just in-
A sudden scraping sound from the chair opposite of me jolts me from my hypnotic state. âHey,â a green-haired man in front of me mutteres before taking the seat he pulled out.
Taking in his form as he makes himself comfortable, my mind begins to race. Green dyed hair with roots of black hair showing. Fitted, sleeveless Nike shirt and black basketball shorts paired with a white pair of sneakers.
Oh, god. Whatâs with the green hair? He looks super buffed. Am I about to be mugged? No, thatâs stupid. He wouldnât have sat- in a cafe, really?
I quickly glance down at my phone for the time.
Exactly 3. Is he super punctual? More than likely a fluke, but impressive nonetheless. What if heâs a perfectionist?
My thoughts continue to swarm around my head, buzzing in an insatiable mob until a humming silence washes over me. Like one of those box televisions from back in the day. Not broadcasting anything in particular, stuck on a blue screen, droning on in silence.
The sudden stillness in my thoughts came so abruptly that it almost gave me whiplash. That aside, I need to focus now and answer him.
âHey, sorry I didnât ask for your name-â I left my statement open so that he could fill in the blankâ-Zoroâ
âR-right, Zoro. My nameâs Usopp,â I waved my hands like the gesticulation would somehow help my words form into a coherent sentence, âbut you probably already knew that from my ad... Hah..â I gave a quick huff before pushing through my awkward inexperience with âinterviewsâ. âI was thinking we could talk and get to know each other before I take you to see the apartment.â
âThatâs fine by me,â Zoro relaxed further in his seat. âWhat do you wanna know?â
Right at home, ainât he.
~Do you smoke? âNoâ
~Are you a messy person? âI don't have a lot of things other than clothes.â
Doesn't quite answer the question but ill take it.
~Do you have friends over often? âNoâ
~What do you do for a living? âIâm a bouncer at a bar near here.â
Explains the muscle.
~Can you pay rent on time? âYes, actually I brought the first monthâs with me. Your ad said that split cost between the both of us plus the utilities would be $487 right?â Zoro dug around his pocket before pulling out a folded wad of cash and handing it to me.
âU-uh yeah,â tentatively I reach over to take the money. âYeah...â I doubt I can find someone else by the end of the month. Zoroâs my safest bet at getting a roommate before next rent's due. He doesnât seem so bad, Iâm sure weâll get along just fine.
...I guess this means thereâs only one more question to ask.
âDo you wanna see the apartment?â
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