#a literal cheesecake

[cheesecake-bich]

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[jellazticious]

ogh Cheesecake, you are one of the sweetest ships I've ever seen, I'm so sorry that people treat you so horribly

[laliloon]

People who gatekeep how characters are portrayed based on what’s canon or their own personal taste and will get mad at literal teenagers for choosing to portray them in a way that even slightly differs from canon are and always will be the most annoying cunts to ever exist in the creepypasta fandom.

[soaps-mohawk]

It's constantly mentioned that food in the army is shit. Honestly actual British food (AND IM TALKING WHITE WHITE) sounds really... boring 😭

What do you think are the boys' favorite meals? Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner... and of course dessert 😂

Bonus: WHATS YOURS?~

Okay, I will say, as an American of course I am biased towards American foods because that's what I grew up eating and I'm used to. But...there are some British foods that do look really good. I would die to try Yorkshire pudding and some authentic British fish and chips just once. A scone with real clotted cream and jam? Sign me the fuck up.

Anyway lol. I feel like they all enjoy a good Full English breakfast. Of course Soap will be partial to the Full Scottish, but they're fairly similar from what I can see so I feel like he'd suffer through it lmaoo. Definitely porridge guys (just cause that's the best tasting thing in the mess for breakfast lmaoo)

Price I could see as a steak and kidney pudding man. He definitely likes all the "stereotypical British foods" lmaoo.

Simon's a pie and mash man. It looks like an absolute sensory nightmare to me, but he eats it and enjoys it.

Gaz I think likes the classics that take him back to his childhood. Toad in the hole, curry, trifle. Definitely had Beef Wellington every Christmas.

Soap eats haggis just to prove how Scottish he is. Make him a bowl of Scotch Broth and he'll marry you on the spot.

We all know what their favorite dessert is 😏

My favorite food? I love a good hamburger. There's a local place where I live that makes a bacon, pickle, peanut butter sauce burger. It sounds gross but it's so good 😋 my favorite dessert is cheesecake. Especially strawberry cheesecake with real strawberries.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Thinking about the Cheesecake Factory

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

My beloved Dazai mutual what flavor of cake do you think he would enjoy the most for his birthday

ive been sitting on this for a bit... okay so vibe wise id say he seems like a strawberry guy. strawberry shortcake in particular would be funny bc. yk.

based on facts? well.

after a brief deep dive trying to identify the sake/something close to the sake he was drinking (i could not but i did learn it was undiluted) & some searching about the taste of whiskey (unsuccessful) i have decided i cannot gleam anything from his drink orders.

he drinks black coffee in the manga a lot (presumably with sugar since he stirs it), and hes shown drinking both black coffee and tea in the anime. hes also had plain milk. he's been shown eating a banana, a strawberry, and an apple.

dark era has this

“Get me a coffee with lots of milk. Make sure to cool it off!” Dazai cheerfully yelled out as the man dashed away. “Oh, but no ice, okay? If you can get me a decaf, that’d be even better. And double the sugar, please!”

in fifteen chuuya mentions dazai spilling his drink on the arcade machine and making the buttons stick, so it should have been some sort of sweet soft drink. there's also the giant cake

tons of strawberries, some kiwies, presumably some blueberries, and then maybe mangos?

in 55 minutes he says he could go for matcha ice cream

so all this to say ... probably something with a good balance of sweetness and some fruit? maybe coffee chocolate, or dark chocolate and strawberry instead of shortcake

[dragonaqe]

i fell asleep before midnight but A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED BIRTHDAY TWIN!!! i’m so happy i get to share this day with you every year because you are a delight that never ceases to amaze me with your wit, your kindness, and your fantastic friendship. thank you for being so wonderful hilary! and i hope you have the happiest of all birthdays on this fine monday (what a day for a birthday right….god….)

HUGS AND KISSES 😘🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁

OH MY GODH THANK YOU BELOVEDDD 💕🩷💕😭 Right back at u and more a thousand times over. 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷

some eric and squirrel in return for lovely sweet earl <3 i can’t believe it is a monday <3

[ponuchuu]

usually i avoid sweets but godddddd chocolate can get it

[555bunnies]

Human Cheesecake and Tuesday !?! What is going on

[kazumahashimoto]

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[robertsbarbie]

that’s my emotional support local(ish) pizza place your honor and i love them

[ritahayworrth]

whoever invented cheesecake milk tea.....kiss kiss mwah mwah

[zoppzoop]

oh also someone who is a good friend but we don't really talk too much, clocked me as someone who would be into choking. it was fucking funny as hell

[knightoflove]

Love when I prove myself wrong the same day I was thinking something absolutely incorrect lmaoooo

[gayamulet]

I’ve fallen into the Cheesecake Factory viscera yet again

[fuckyeah-dragrace]

sapphira: did strawberry shortcake just try to come for me?

me sitting there watching with my strawberry shortcake shirt: 😳😳