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boojabaunga · 4 years ago

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Mystery of Moose code Part 2

DACOREY is a four-star general who has been tasked with a recon of the Milky Way’s little blue planet. He grew up in a military family and is a wiz at navigation and tactical work along with his four-star general twin brother, DOODYDOO, who is a communications and weapons expert. They have served in the Pengmonium Army for over 20 years now and this is to be their greatest achievement.

Farmer Kellie and Herbie have just left the meeting with the chickens and they come into the barn where Kellie sees the polar bears taking all her eggs. She yells, “Drop those eggs and reach for the sky!”

Herbie barks and growls.

Stunned by the sight of an Earthling, the polar bears scatter in every direction, dropping the eggs while running towards their spaceship.

Kellie takes out her trusty laser gun and fires at the polar bears. The polar bears take cover and shoot back at Farmer Kellie. As laser bullets fly everywhere, the chickens scurry around to protect their eggs. Herbie pulls out his gun from his doghouse and lays down cover for Kellie.

Berty and Gerty collect all the eggs that the polar bears have dropped while Flirty and Dirty protect the nest of the eggs that were not stolen.

Kellie is an excellent shot and hits one of the polar bears hiding behind a hay bale, simultaneously engaging the bear’s laser tag target and freezing him. Herbie continues to lay down cover and Kellie then does a double backflip over the farm truck and shoots another polar bear hiding behind it, ultimately, freezing him.

Universal law- 3489-90 states that no harm to any beings of the universe is allowed and all wars will be decided in a laser tag style.

The laser beams are flying everywhere and farmer Kellie performs all sorts of flips, flops, cartwheels, and super cool gymnastic moves.

Dirty looks at Berty and says, “Oh my! Farmer Kellie must be a part-time ninja! And Herbie is a true hero!”

Farmer Kellie does an incredible slide move and just as the last polar bear is caught running up the ramp of the spaceship, she shoots at him right when the door closes, eventually, freezing the bear for capture.

From behind her, she hears a noise and DOODYDOO stumbles out who was hiding behind the outhouse. He has his hands in the air, “ Flirp adoodle makflingtop!” she hears him say.

Kellie whips around and points her laser gun at him and yells, “Freeze!” Although DOODYDOO does not speak the Earth’s language, he knows he has been caught and does not want to be frozen. Herbie runs to her feet and growls at DOODYDOO.

DACOREY has made it back to the ship. Herbie barks and Kellie sees that DACOREY has collected five eggs. She feels powerless as she is unable to stop him and could only watch as he flies away.

DACOREY exclaims, “I will be back for you DOODYDOO and all of my fellow polar bears, and I will bring reinforcements.”

DACOREY points the ship towards Pengmonium as we see Kellie handcuffing DOODYDOO and taking him to the basement for interrogation.

DACOREY flies away as a hail of laser beams shoot past his ship.

Farmer Kellie, Herbie, and the chickens have manned the laser cannons to shoot the ship and freeze it in place. But DACOREY is a master pilot and steers the ship around the beams and finally goes out of sight.

After a long journey, DACOREY arrives back on Pengmonium. He barks at the ground crew to check his ship for damage and reports to General F .J Marconi.

He tells a grand story of his encounter, how farmer Kellie, who is also a sloth, is the fastest gun in the universe and has held DOODYDOO hostage.

DACOREY shows General F.J Marconi the eggs and says, “These must be of great value; I have never been in a firefight so intense.”

General F .J Marconi sends the eggs to the Pengmonium laboratory to be analyzed and tells DACOREY that they must plan a way to return to Earth to collect more eggs and to get his brother back.

General F.J Marconi then sends a pick- up transport to the WFPU (waiting for pick up) zone to collect the tagged-out troops.

Meanwhile back on the farm, Kellie realizes she has started a war but proclaims, “No polar bear will ever get my eggs!”

She calls in her circle of trust which includes Herbie, Bry, Bean, Calvin, and Gumpy, and tells them that it is time to prepare for war.

1. Bry Bry (Moose) - He is the king of finance and helps Kellie decide when to buy land, buildings, and supplies.

2. Bean (Owl)- She is a wise owl and the chief science director. She takes care of sick chickens and makes sure the chickens are happy.

3. Calvin (Llamacorn) - When Kellie needs to sell the eggs, she calls Calvin. He is the best egg transporter on Earth and is known to be fast and furriest. He is Kellie’s confidant and best friend.

4. Gumpy (monkey) - Head of security. He is a wise old monkey who has seen many adventures full of action. He is dedicated to farmer Kellie and will do whatever it takes to keep her safe.

She says, “I know they will be back.

“I have one of them in the basement and a few more in the WFPU zone, but I do not understand their language and cannot communicate with them. They seem to be from another planet, and they want our eggs.”

Herbie, Bry, Bean, Calvin, and Gumpy swear that they will be ready when the Pengmoniums return.

Meanwhile, Back on Pengmonium, the lab comes back with the results.

Results: No fish present. However, earth eggs hold a wealth of nutrition and, if taken care of properly, will produce Earth chickens, a delicacy that is unmatched on Pengmonium.

General F .J Marconi and DACOREY search the ranks of the soldiers for the bravest and most cunning ones to take back to Earth to extract DOODYDOO and the rest of the polar bears. They also plan to collect the eggs and imprison farmer Kellie to use her vast knowledge on how to raise chickens, get more eggs, and feed the polar bears of Pengmonium.

General F .J Marconi and DACOREY also bring Cecilfeldamoreasterbastics, their communications cheetah, with them in hopes that he can communicate with the Earthlings.

Cecil has traveled the universe and is the creator of the Moose code. General F .J Marconi and DACOREY believe that he may be very important to the mission.

DACOREY points the ship towards the Earth and navigates it through the universe followed by thousands of Pengmoniuim ships determined to get his brother back and collect all the Earth's eggs.

Cecil decides to bring along a copy of the ancient book of Moose code which is composed of twenty-six pages and will help any civilization understand the code and communicate for peace.

Each page contains a biography of the famous Boojabaunga Moose and a picture of the code and its alphabetical counterpart.

= A

Cecil kept the book in his backpack to give to farmer Kellie as a possible peace offering.

He thought if he could teach her the secret language of Moose code, they could communicate and bring this war to a quick end.

As DACOREY's ship enters the Earth's atmosphere, lasers start firing all around them.

Kellie and her crew knew DACOREY would be back, so they have been searching the skies for his return.

DACOREY yells, “Take us to stealth mode,” and his first mate, J Moffitt says, “Aye Aye, Cappy!”

He turns the stealth dial and punches the stealth button. The ship slowly starts to turn translucent and then disappears completely.

As the ship enters the Earth's atmosphere, the stealth mode fails and lasers start firing again at the ship. DACOREY grabs the manual controls to guide them to safety.

“Everyone, hold on!” says DACOREY, “It's going to be a bumpy landing.”

The ship creaks and moans and flies left and right, dodging the laser beams.

DACOREY thrusts the ship into full throttle and lowers the landing gear.

“We are coming in hot!” he yells and touches down on the land called Oklahoma.

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