#a fucking travesty

[emily84]

lmaoooo geolier first place and the public whistling and booing. as they should

[thornsnvultures]

I hate when they put the dressing packet at the bottom of the salad container so I have to dig through the salad mess like a raccoon.

[jewishcissiekj]

Wanted to make a funny post with my Legends gurls but there's no Aurra Sing lego out there without the creepy TCW eyes😔

[tysonfurybattlepass]

cats of all types and sizes are god’s perfect killing machines and i can only hope and dream to achieve the raw athletic potential and destructive force that felids are capable of. all while looking like :3

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[shellem15]

This has been commented on many times in this fandom, but I'm using it as a springboard for my own brainrot Raphael really is just like his daddy. There's the obvious stuff—the narcissism, the dramatics, the convoluted plots and just the general messy bitchery—but there's also the stuff under the surface. Both have massive inferiority complexes, both are extremely envious and power-hungry (Mephistopheles in particular for the envy part, but we'll touch on that later), and both act extremely obsessive towards certain tools, goals, and—most relevant to this post—people.

Now Raphael is definitely weird towards Tav/Durge, but it's a bit more ambiguous as to whether he's obsessed with them in particular or just sees them as a means to an end. The situation with Hope, on the other hand, is quite explicit. Raphael is obsessed with her, even naming his home after her, but there's not really anything material he gets out of her. Him imprisoning and torturing her is not a means to an end, he just does it because he's a sadist. He wants her attention, he is entertained by her defiance, he wants to break her—he both loves and loathes her.

And what do you know! Raphael's thing towards Hope is kinda similar to how Mephistopheles acts with his object of obsession—Asmodeus. Now, if you need to know anything about Mephisto's character, it's that he's envious. Envious towards his peers, envious towards his betters, even envious towards his inferiors—he resents that others' have what he does not. Even Martinet, Asmodeus' unflappable constable, thinks so: "Were Mephistopheles to become the King of Hell, it would take him less than an hour to start wondering why he wasn’t also ruler of Mount Celestia." (Guide to Hell, p. 45)

The #1 target of Mephisto's envy is Asmodeus. The man is capital-o Obsessed with him, ya'll.  Asmo is on his mind 24/7, haunting his every thought. He lives rent-free in Mephisto's head.

Mephisto is the silver medal to Asmo's golden 1st place. Eternally living in his shadow, the Starscream to Asmo's Megatron. He is always one step behind him—like, Mephistopheles has been trying to become a god for a while now, and just when he was about to succeed, the spellplague happened and Asmodeus ate the god Azuth like an energy bar, snatching up godhood by sheer luck. And then, of course, Mephisto's godhood plan fell through so now the power divide between them is even greater than it was before.

Bro tries so hard and it just doesn't work. Like, when Mephisto was going through his rebrand phase as the Lord of Hellfire, he changed his appearance to that of the "quintessential devil". But all that ended up doing is making mortals confused about who exactly he is—a lot of mortals straight up think he is Asmodeus. Like, to the point that Asmo just went "you're the manager of my cults now lol", so now the distinction between the two is even more blurry. Also, Mephisto's wife is straight up closer to Asmo than she is to him (see my Baalphegor post), which is just another spit in the face. Bro cannot win. (This ties into another similarity between him and his son; Raphael clearly got the loser gene from him.)

Now, obviously the situation between Raphael and Hope is very different than Mephisto's relationship towards Asmo—Hope is Raphael's captive, while Asmo is Mephisto's boss; Hope's life has been upended and tormented by Raphael, while Mephisto is at most an annoyance towards Asmo (bro has repeatedly told Asmo to his face that he would usurp him and Asmo is just like "whatever, dude")—but the level of obsession is similar. Raphael hates hope but is also desperate for her affection, Mephistopheles loathes and envies Asmodeus but is also his greatest ally. Both are desperate to fu—*ahem* both are psycho-sexually obsessed with them.

So, yeah. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

TLDR: Raphael inherited his psycho-sexually obsessive tendencies from his daddy lol. Also you should really read the lore about Asmodeus and Mephistopheles' relationship because it's actually insane y'all. Like this shit was made for the gays people.

[clini-calia]

the fact that we got this

but not this

speaks volumes about the failures of our society.

[allastoredeer]

"Lucifer fell first, Alastor fell harder." I fully commit to the theory that RadioApple took off officially the moment Alastor saw Lucifer's full demon form.

From: (⊙‿⊙)

To: (◉‿◉)

And not for the reason anyone might think looking at him.

Angel: Damn, power really that attractive to him?

Husk: In that Alastor has never wanted to eat someone more than he does right now? Yes.

Lucifer went from snack-size to full-course meal, and well, the way to Alastor's heart is through his stomach. The other feelings got sorted out later. XD

I am 100% on board with Alastor being attracted to power. Like, yeah, Lucifer's cute. Once you get past all the annoying bits, he's not TOO bad to be around. His apple still isn't as cool as a microphone, but it's okay. At least he's an appreciator of canes.

And then DEMON MODE and Alastor just

I actually haven't really gotten into the headcanon/fandom trope of Alastor wanting to eat and/or drink Lucifer's blood. But as an ace with the closest thing they've ever felt to attraction being full body armor/outfits (think the Mandalorian, the Black Panther suit (both T'Challa's and Shuri's), Death from Good Omen, etc...<- I'm not even making that up, if there's anything I've felt that I'd classify as attractive, it's people covered head-to-toe with not a piece of their body showing, usually with a modulated voice), this is me projecting onto Alastor, but in the form of ultimate demon power.

Alastor: I would never have sex with Lucifer.

Lucifer: *goes demon mode*

Alastor:

[belliesandburps]

[Dub Edits] Natsu Post-Stuffing Burp

It always bugged me that this scene from Fairy Tail has Natsu clearly burping after pigging out on all the food, but the SFX was never added. So, I decided to mix in a burp, but unlike the other edits on youtube where they clearly don't jive with the rest of the scene, I made sure to mix the burp in so it feels like it's part of the scene. I also added an extra flap at the end to give Natsu a little afterburp too.

I may do these kinda small SFX edits with other dubs down the road. If you guys have any scene recommendations like this, where a character burps or at least sighs in a way that could also be a burp, let me know in the comments and I'll see if I can do anything about that. ;)

[magnificentmicrowave]

can YOU find all 16 yunos??!?!!?!?!?1??!!!?

[moodyvoid]

Ain’t no way he fucked up Aizawa’s look like that…

[vaguely-concerned]

felassan really showed up in the solas memories like 'can't haunt the narrative if you ain't cute and intensely loveable' didn't he

[cryptvokeeper]

my take on the suffering Game graphic novel is that they did the Suffering Game dirty but they did that Lunar Interlude REAL good

[gothsuguru]

need to rewatch mdzs i’m thinking HEAVILY about wei wuxian rn……….

[userthorodinson]

"thor chose odin's side even when odin was going to have loki executed"

odin is literally a deceitful manipulative liar and you genuinely think he told thor anything of his plans for loki after the arrest?????? you don't think it's convenient that thor handed loki over in chains and then immediately is sent to vanaheim? almost as if odin didn't want him around to hear loki's sentencing. not to mention thor is shown to defy odin's orders if he doesn't agree with them, not caring for how severe the punishment would be. how are we drawing the conclusion that's a decision he would everrr be okay with?

yes, thor is blind to odin's abuse (of them BOTH, mind you; everyone wants to talk about loki being a victim, which they are, but often fails at recognizing thor is too) for a multitude of reasons, all of which work in odin's favor to shield him from accountability. but that is by design. odin doesn't want him to see it, because seeing it would shatter the facade. seeing it would make it impossible to deny, therefore the blame for everything that has gone wrong would shift from loki (which benefits odin cuz he gets to keep acting maliciously) to odin himself.

if thor was ever shown, undeniably, that odin is a danger to loki, it would all be over. he wouldn't be able to pull thor's puppet strings and act as if he's innocent. knowing odin wanted to execute loki would have sealed the deal. you cannot convince me thor had any idea that was going to happen.

[st-peculiar]

Sigh. The silt verses is going to tear out my organs one by one isn’t it