#a fic about the axolotl trying to clean up the mess left behind by time baby being dead

[queenwendy]

So uh, Book of Bill & Amphibia spoilers below the cut

I just noticed the Core is in Theraprism with Bill. I wonder if that means the Three Stones Deity and the Axolotl talk. Also that Oracle lady was an ex-henchmanic. Now I wanna write a fic about all the multiversal figures.

[invaderdoom78]

I couldn’t come up with a full fic for this idea so have some snippets I wrote.

~ Pulling into the parking lot of a shopping plaza Peter parked his car and he, Aro, and the twins stepped out of the vehicle. Aro wasn’t wearing his suit jacket or tie, Jane was in the cropped hoodie and a black overall dress over top black leggings that Peter had gotten for her, and Alec in a long sleeved t-shirt, hooded black jacket, and dark jeans that Peter had also gotten for him.

“I’m the smallest one” Jane said as she and her brother ran over to the cart corral

“I get to ride in the cart”

“No!” Alec said, trying to muscle his twin out of the way as they both tried to climb into the cart

Jane eventually won and managed to lift herself into the basket of the cart, her back against the front for it, looking at Peter as he pushed the cart towards the store and her brother hopped onto the front of it. 

~ Peter turned down the isle of toothpaste, toothbrushes, and mouthwashes.

“Do you have to brush your teeth?” Peter asked, picking up a box of bundled toothpaste

“No” The twins said simultaneously

“Are you sure? Because I’ve seen Aro doing it”

“Because he wants to” Jane said

“Just because we feed off of blood doesn’t mean that we no longer have to keep our teeth clean” Aro said, from where he was standing a bit ahead of them

~ Walked past a promotional isle full of severely marked down things that were left over from the holidays.

“Ooh” Alec said, hopping off the front of the cart “Optimus” 

Walking over to the shelf Alec grabbed the box that held an Optimus Prime action figure. 

“Grab me one of those squishy pillows” Jane said, as she and the others joined him

“Should we buy a board game?” Peter asked 

“Why do you ask?” Aro asked

“Isn’t that what people with kids do? Play games together so they can bond and shit” 

“I suppose” Aro said, grabbing CLUE off of the shelf to look the box over

“Not Monopoly though” Peter said

“What’s wrong with it?” Aro asked, placing the game he was holding into the cart

“Because I almost got into an actual fist fight with one of my foster siblings the last time I played it”

“Owl. No butterfly. No... ow, the axolotl!” Jane said, reaching out for her chosen animal pillow

~ The group walked all the way down to the other side of the store from where they’d entered from, down an isle of cans, instant noodles, and other things along those lines.

“Why’re you getting those?” Peter asked, watching Aro put a box of instant noodles into the cart

“Because” Aro said “you need more variety in your diet. You can’t just eat those frozen dinners for the rest of your life”

“Isn’t instant shit just as bad as frozen dinners?” Peter asked, watching Aro put a couple more boxes into the cart

“Perhaps” Aro said linking himself to Peters arm “but at least with these you can add healthier options to it and aren’t stuck with the garb that’s already in it” he placed a kiss to Peters cheek

“Gross” Jane said, watching them, clutching the axolotl pillow to her chest

Alec looked back at them from where he was standing, holding his Optimus Prime figure “Gross. Look at this” he held up a package of Hot Tamale flavored Peeps 

“Goss” Peter said, taking the package from Alec and dropping it in the cart

Aro chuckled and rested his head on his human’s shoulder.

~ Aro was looking through the shampoo’s helping Alec pick out one he liked as Jane and Peter stood behind them looking over the makeup.

“You wanna try some lighter colors?” Peter asked, grabbing a color pallet that was obviously made for girls around her age

“No” Jane said, grabbing a couple individual eyeshadows of black, dark grey, and a red one

“Silver would a nice touch with all of the black” Peter said, picking up a silver pallet

“Oooh, yeah”

“Hey, Alec” Peter said adding the silver eyeshadow to the cart “you want any?”

“...Maybe” ALec said, looking a bit overwhelmed by all of the options

Thankfully Jane came to his rescue and grabbed a golden-bronze shadow for him to try.

“Babe?” Peter asked Aro

“I’m fine” Aro said as he walked back to the cart putting the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash he’d pick out for all of them

~ Standing by the deli counter Peter and the twins waited in line to get some lunch meats as the woman in front of them was very obviously flirting with Peter, regardless of how he was blatantly ignoring her, and Jane glared at her, doing everything she could do to restrain herself from using her ability, and Alec stood at the end of the cart watching this woman have the audacity to keep up with her bullshit even after Peter made it obvious that he clearly wasn’t interested.

“Dad” Jane said, hopping that the fact that Peter had children would deter this woman

It had the opposite effect because this lady umped up her flirting attempt to the nth degree while Peter looked like he might have been having a mini panic attack, because this was the first time she called him dad, Alec had done it a few times in the past but they’d been messing around with each other those times and he didn’t think he’d ever hear it come out of her mouth. Just as the woman was about to get physical with Peter Aro decided to step in, having grown beyond annoyed with the woman, really snuggling up to Peters side, snapping his human out of his trance, placing a kiss right at the corner of his mouth.

“How are things going over here, darling?” Aro asked, batting his eyelashes and wrapping an arm around his waist

This worked as the woman looked downright disgusted with them, turning up her nose as she stormed off