#a few weeks go by and now Logan is starting to beleive Kitty has the gift

[kurtty-drabbles]

Misfit au (visions from the future)

N/A: I like to play here with the idea of Kitty having the ability to see the future. Is it real or just the joke is taken too seriously?

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Vera Sweet stop her grimace at whatever Kurt Ryder was saying as the TV is on and people in the studio can take 30 minutes to laugh and forget they work for the most arrogant man in all New Gotham. "Ryder, shut up, your girlfriend´s show is on" and she didn´t forget how Cord´s eyes lit at this mention, albeit, with a certain melancholy.

Kurt promptly ignores this exchange in favour of looking at Kitty´s show. For once, the show won´t make fun of Journalism in New Gotham, which is a damn shame, if you ask Kurt Ryder, because he does like the version of Kurt Ryder Kitty makes.

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The scene opens with Kitty Pryde and Chambers speaking political nonsense. After some time, discussing the nothing, a waitress appears to assistant them.

"Would you like "our politicians are corrupt" or "New Gotham is in the epicentre of every wacko"?" the waitress asked with the menu.

Chamber uses a hand signal to communicate and express the desire to eat real food, of course, the concept of real food can be a wild range of meanings.

"I want to eat a chicken" is what he said thanks to his hand sign language, however, chicken has several meanings.

"I´ll want ''our politicians are corrupt'' and a side entrance of ''mayor Green is an alien in disguise'' thanks" Kitty speaks and Chamber only communicates this line. "Eat here was your idea"

And the restaurant shows the punchline. Food for thought.

_______________________________ Mayor Green is in his office with his entourage as the TV Sketch is finally over. The mayor is letting a groan escape from his thin lips and in a whim, his white skin morphs to blue skin and soon the entourage follows suit.

"This is a problem," Kantique said in a low tone as her face is anything but pleasant.

"Kantique, this is just a human making joke. Nothing more or less. There´s no reason to worry" the minion/henchman or whatever was his rank was shoot dead by Kantique that has little patience today.

The others clearly see this now.

"You think I would care if this was just a dumb comedy show?" Kantique shows her fangs and is clear that the woman is enraged enough to become a beast. "This Kitty Pryde has made those jokes in the past and she is correct in all the assumptions"

And pressing the bottom on her desk. A TV shows up with the compilation of all Kitty´s scenes.

"Maybe mayor Green is resentful he can´t enter the beauty contest" which Kitty did reply "Or he is mad that he is a shapeshifter and shapeshifters aren´t allowed"

and

"Mayor Green is sad, let´s all sing the famous song of his home planet, Gravernox" everyone look at Kantique impressed as she continues to show Kitty´s jokes.

"You think an extraterrestrial life infiltrate the higher position of Earth to control our weapons and make possible assimilation and annihilation on our kind? Well, I would pick New Gotham to start"

"And there´s more" Kantique said bemused. "still think is a mere comedy show?"

"No, of course not, but, what do you want us to do?"

"If she has the vision of the future...we must treat this careful, a direct attack may blow our cover, however, we can be discreet. Mayor Green can play the part of the good sport very well and befriends her...if necessary, I will even bed her"

Someone mentions she has a boyfriend, but, Kantique waves off. "I can be anyone, anywhere. It does not matter"

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Kurt Ryder smiles amused as lately his girlfriend has making many jokes with mayor Green, truth to be told, Kurt Ryder does not like that man. Have meet once in the gala there´s something awful about him.

"Your cute girlfriend gives some crazy jokes, but, hey they entertain us" Vera answers as she goes back to her work pulling Cord along. Kurt thinks for a moment about the jokes.

Why she is always making jokes with Mayor Green?

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Meanwhile, Kitty receives a note without any signature, and it was posted in her locked room without anyone noticing. The note has this message.

"Stop digging around or you will lose your head"

"What Am I digging around?"

Lorna knocked on her door with a big smile. "dear sister, rejoice, I have great news"

And Kitty notices something is off. "Yeah, what is the big news?"

"Mayor Green loved the jokes and wants to meet you for dinner" Lorna is smiling widely.

"Really? Then he could have the courtesy of showing up himself...also, you should have the courtesy of showing your own face"

Lorna stops smiling and said nothing for a moment. "Just follow me"

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A few days later, JLX finds out that mayor Green is Kantique in disguise and who uncover this conspiracy? A comedian named Kitty Pryde.

"Look," Sparrow said to Dark Claw " is the second time one of her predictions come true"

"And she has got things wrong before," Logan said taking off his mask and turns to look at Jubilee with a deadpan expression, "she said I will be a father and grandfather at the same day"

Jubilee watches him go and gets a text of her boyfriend as he wants to ask her out to a romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Logan is receiving a similar call from one of his girlfriends.