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drunk-poets-society · 13 hours ago

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How am I supposed to live laugh love when I don’t even have the bare necessities of life (a crow on my shoulder, a snake wrapped around my neck, a bat in the underside of my long jacket and a black cat following me around at all times)

#this is ridiculous and unjust #they all help me and are best friends with each other #the crow fetches whatever I need the cat leads me to treasures the snake whispers secrets in my ear and the bat guides me home at night #omg anime character who’s superpower is these animals #like maybe a super goth secret agent #they wear the snake as a necklace or a bracelet or a belt and it slithers down their body to steal valuable intel that’s sexy #the crow and a the bat work together to fetch them clues. they work best together at night because of the bat’s navigation abilities and th #the crow’s cleverness. they also sometimes act as messengers #the cat and the snake provide +10 stealth each #the cat hunts down the target with lethal accuracy. sometimes the snake helps #they’re all besties too the crow will ride the cat and the snake will wrap around her tail while the bat hangs from it #the crow will sometimes take the snake for outings holding it in his claws lol #the cat is very cheerful and goofy but scarily competent at her job. the snake is eloquent dramatic #and sophisticated. the bat is like an angsty moody teenager who feels inadequate sometimes but his friends are there to help <3 #the crow has dad energy. biggest dad energy. he is the dad friend. to the human too #yes I want a show centring around these animals now. a feared gangster or something who’s superpowers are their animals #and the sense of camaraderie that they share with each other. only their human understands them #a detective? PI? Gangster? secret agent? just a weirdo that the cops need the help of?#all I know is that the person has a sexy badass job and these animals are their ride or die #their family. their best friend. there’s a perch in their room where the crow perches the bat hangs and the snake coils around to sleep.#the cat sleeps at the foot of the bed. the room is tiny. there’s a fireplace there. the door leads to a study with a very sexy gothic chair #with places for the animals to hang from and the cat sits on the lap sometimes. they’re all very intelligent and respond to their names.#there’s a perch in pretty much every room of the house. their clothes are specially tailored for the comfort of the crow and the bat.#IM JUST SAYING THAT IT WOULD BE A VERY COOL SHOW #especially in anime form just saying JUST SAYING #text

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