#a character even more charming then jim! clearly! 😅😅😅 oh my goddddd

[slashingdisneypasta]

"My glance has oft been your shadow ere today," he said as he paced warily from side to side. "Your hands are coarse as an ox's tongue and your smudges and smuts rival only the mudden-man. And yet... I have observed you long and I am enamoured and enslaved by you. The dirtier you are, the more like a queen you appear. A celestial goddess, come down amongst us, disguised in rags and ashes. My lord, the Ismus, would bring you to his bed only if you were soaped and scrubbed by the tiring women til you shone like a shield. But I... I would have you as you are, all grimy from your base toil, with mutton grease and straw in your hair, soot etched in every cranny and aglow with sweat that smells of pepper and freshly sliced onions. I would tongue-bathe every inch of your fire-bronzed skin, baste you with the juices of my mouth and rip those rags from your shoulders and hips, as you have torn the feathers from that goose. You are a banquet I intend to gorge on and my appetite will never be sated."

- Freax and Rejex, Robin Jarvis