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109 parents named their babies 'Tesla' in 2018

A playground scene: "Tesla, honey, please stop licking the slide."

That's right, 109 babies born in the United States were named Tesla in 2018, down from 143 in 2017. The Social Security Administration's annual data dump of baby names happened on Friday, giving numbers nerds and bored weekend writers (*raises hand*) the chance to look for interesting gems amongst the Liams, Emmas, and 2,545 girls named Arya.

The name Tesla — far more popular for girls than boys — started gaining popularity in the early 2010s. According to baby name site Nameberry, Tesla is of "Slavic, Serbian, Croatian origin meaning 'from Thessaly.'" Of course, it's also the name of Elon Musk's electric car brand and the surname of inventor and engineer Nikola Tesla, for whom the auto and energy company was named after. 

Other car-inspired names that made the list in 2018: Chevy (176 babies), Mercedes (236 babies), Lexus (40 babies), Audi (18 babies), Ford (419 babies), Bentley (3,393 babies), Dodge (15 babies), and one little Pontiac Aztek. That last one isn't true — for privacy reasons, the SSA only includes names given at least five times in the year.

There were also 551 little Edisons born in 2018, so that's a bonus baby name fact for you.

WATCH: Elon Musk unveils Tesla's Model Y

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San Diego Padres stay classy with 'Anchorman' race

The Milwaukee Brewers race sausages (tasty!). The Washington Nationals race presidents (America!). But the latest entry into the MLB comically sized mascots running for the laughs of drunk baseball fans might be the classiest.

The San Diego Padres debuted the Anchorman runners on Friday, and in the words of Ron Burgundy, "Don’t act like you’re not impressed."

Burgundy ran away with the win, handily beating Champ Kind, Brian Fantana, and noted lamp fan, Brick Tamland. 

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Honestly, a baby goat stampede would be a great way to go

Local farmer survives stampede of cuteness. Story at 10. 

A herd of baby Nigerian Dwarf goats with wobbly legs and spirited bleats charged through a barn in Goshen, Ohio this week. Onlookers (older goats and a couple dogs) described the incident, saying, "Meh-eh-eh! Beh-eh-eh!" and "Woof! Woof!"

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20 adoptable senior dogs in need of a new best friend

Forget Shark Week, it’s Bark Week on Mashable. Join us as we celebrate all the good dogs, which we humans do not deserve.

"Ask not what you can do for a senior dog, but what a senior dog can do for you," JFK (not really, but the sentiment is true).

Senior dogs are adopted at a rate lower rate than dogs of all other ages combined, according to a study from the ASPCA. But older dogs make for loyal and calm companions for anyone who wants to skip the energetic, messy puppy stage.   

Shirley Braha, the human who adopted Instagram-famous Marnie the Dog as a senior pup explains why you should consider older dogs when looking to adopt: "Senior dogs are usually pretty chill and just grateful to have a safe place to call home and a human to give them lots of love," Braha says in an email. 

"When you save a senior dog from a shelter, you're rescuing them from what is often a very traumatic experience, and sometimes, sadly, with an even darker fate. You get to swoop in and be a superhero while benefiting in completely selfish ways too because now you have an awesome animal friend." 

SEE ALSO: 9 things you need to know about how to behave around assistance dogs

So if you're ready to add a graying fuzzy face to your home, we worked with Petfinder to find 20 senior dogs from all over the U.S. who need homes. (Even if you're not looking to adopt, scroll through for an instant warming of your feels.) 

From the toothless to the devastatingly handsome, these furry charmers just want we all want — love, treats, and a good place to nap.

1. Kitty 

Image: petfinder

Location: Vintage Dog Rescue, Colorado

This little lady is a nearly toothless, 12-year-old shih tzu who would make the perfect companion for weekends on the couch watching Netflix.

Kitty might sound like the name of a wealthy divorcee who sips champagne with every meal, but this senior pup is quiet and down to Earth. She came to the Vintage Dog Rescue after her human died a few years ago. 

2. Erma

Image: petfinder

Location: Old Dogs New Digs, Portland, Maine

Gaze into the thoughtful eyes of Erma and just try not to be captivated. 

The cattle dog and chow chow mix was found as a stray in Georgia and has since relocated to the coast of Maine to a foster home where she enjoys walks and charming humans with her expressive face.

Just look at this smile:

Image: petfinder

3. Espresso 

Image: petfinder

Location: Muttville Senior Dog Rescue, San Francisco, California

A scruffy look with a sweet demeanor, Espresso is a shot of joy.

Espresso's underbite means her teeth stick out from the patch of grey hair, giving her a grizzled look not unlike that of a life-long fisherman. But all Espresso wants is to curl up on your lap or soak up the sunshine in the park. 

4. Buddy

Image: petfinder

Location: Muddy Paws Second Chance Rescue, Council Bluffs, Iowa

Need a positive influence on your life? Consider Buddy, who loves Brussel sprouts and dancing. 2018 is the year of self-care after all. 

Buddy himself is a self-improvement inspiration after coming into a rescue overweight at 15 pounds. He's working toward a healthy goal weight, but never brags about it because he's not much of a barker. He likes chilling out in his pet stroller or in a doggy carseat, and taking long naps (relatable).  

5. Boone

Location: Gateway Pet Guardians, St. Louis, Missouri

Boone has swagger. And he knows it.

Boone is a suave terrier mix with a slight limp that doesn't stop him from strutting around the neighborhood. 

6. Henry

Image: petfinder

Location: Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society, Santa Fe, California

Handsome Henry calls Santa Fe home, but he'd love to be a part of your home. 

Henry was surrendered after his human could no longer care for him. At 11-years-old and with a salt-and-pepper coat, he's a senior gentleman who still knows how to have fun. 

7. Wheezer

Image: petfinder

Location: Senior Dog Rescue of Oregon, Philomath, Oregon

"Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like a pug mix" - Wheezer, probably.

This "pug-something" likes to start his day with a little massage to loosen up his arthritic hips, then he's ready to tackle the day by doing something fun like wandering around the yard or snoozing in his doggy bed.

So adopt Wheezer and say, "Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours, Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine."

8. Fletcher

Image: petfinder

Location: Powell Animal Welfare Society, Powell, Ohio

A smile that could charm even the coldest of souls (read: cats). And the fiercest ear floof on the block. That's 10-year-old Fletcher. 

This chow chow mix gets along with kids, dogs, and yes, even cats and is both house and crate trained. 

9. Checca

Image: petfinder

Location: Liberty Humane Society, Jersey City, New Jersey

If you already have a dog who is in need of a BFF, Checca could be ya boy. 

Checca is 60-pounds of friendly doggo who has made many human and dog friends since coming into the Liberty Humane Society as a stray. Even though he's considered a senior pup at age 10, he still loves playing with toys like an exuberant puppy. 

10. Tommy the Tank

Image: petfinder

Location: Professional Animal Worlds H.A.L.O. Rescue, Sebastian, Florida

Don't let Tommy's wheelchair worry you — he zips around just fine with his wheels. 

A tumble off a sofa nearly killed Tommy, but a veterinarian was able to save him and now he just wants to roll into your heart and your home. He loves cuddles and shows his affection with wet doggie kisses. 

11. Lala

Image: petfinder

Location: Atlanta Humane Society, Atlanta, Georgia

Lala came from a big family of dogs that got to be too much to handle for her humans. She's looking to settle into a smaller family that can help her come out of her shell. She'd do well with other dog friends because who doesn't need someone around who really understands you? 

12. Potter (and Olive!)

Image: petfinder

Location: Senior Dog Sanctuary of Maryland, Severn, Maryland

A mother-son duo who would love to top your cuddle pile. 

It's actually quite incredible that this Yorkie pair can squeeze such big, loving hearts into such tiny little bodies.

13. HoneyBear

Image: petfinder

Location: Lily's Legacy Senior Dog Sanctuary, Petaluma, California

HoneyBear would love to be your devoted honey.

She's currently working to gain some weight after entering the Lily's Legacy Senior Dog Sanctuary underweight after her human experienced health problems. She'd love nothing more than to become a devoted doggo companion in a forever home with or without other dogs. 

14. Cosmo

Image: petfinder

Location: Jefferson Parish Animal Shelter East Bank, Harahan, Louisiana 

Oh, Cosmo. Sweet, sweet Cosmo. 

Cosmo was surrendered by his owner but is now reaching his paw out to you (really, he'll shake your hand), if you're looking for a sweet boy. Cosmo has some vision and skin problems, but he's 75 pounds of sweetness. 

15. Bear

Image: petfinder

Location: Williamson County Animal Center, Franklin, Tennessee

Bear is a photogenic stunner, but it's not just skin deep beauty for this good boy. The 10-year-old shepherd mix is an inquisitive pup, who loves to explore and curl up for cuddles. 

He does well on leash walks (which, of course he wants to show off that face) but will also take a spin around the backyard on his own. 

16. Roxie

Image: petfinder

Location: Bedford Humane Society, Bedford, Virginia 

No, Roxie is not wearing eyeliner, she's just naturally smoldering. 

Roxie spent most of her life working as a therapy dog at an assisted living center for the elderly, but now this elderly lady would like to find her own retirement home. She'd make a calm and loving companion for an older human, but also does well with other dogs and kids.

17. Pixie Willow 

Image: petfinder

Location: St. Louis Senior Dog Project, Saint Louis, Missouri

Pixie Willow knows she's cute. And she is.

The Chinese hairless and long hair chihuahua mix weighs only 5-pounds but she has a big, feisty personality. She'll be your little shadow and only asks for love and playtime in return. You might even get a big smile in return.

Image: petfinder

18. Semperr

Image: petfinder

Location: Cheshire Abbey, Jackson, Mississippi

Semperr is a three-legged Akita mix looking for the right human to give him the devoted attention he needs. Semperr loves to give hugs with his remaining front leg, but would need a home without children or other alpha dogs.

19. Ducky

Image: petfinder

Location: Gray Mutts Rescue and Sanctuary, Clifton, Texas

Who's a fuzzy-faced good boy? WHO? Ducky is, for sure.

In that bowtie, Ducky obviously wants to up your style game. And you should listen to this 5-pound,  wire-haired, apple-head chihuahua.

20. Deuce

Image: petfinder

Location: Forever Loved Pet Sanctuary, Scottsdale, Arizona

Deuce is 11-years-old, but runs around his temporary home with the excitement of a much younger dog. Despite the high energy he shows when taking a lap in the doggie run, he's also a maintenance, smart fellow who was found as a stray. 

He came to the dog sanctuary as a stray and has since charmed all the volunteers who work with him. If you're looking for a furry friend who loves back scratches and rolling around in the great outdoors, Deuce is for you. 

If you're still looking for a senior dog to add to your family, there are plenty of graying and wise dogs who would love your love. 

WATCH: Marnie the Dog recreates memes

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Gal Gadot dressed like Wonder Woman to visit real-life superheroes at children's hospital

Gal Gadot met a few real-life superheroes at a children's hospital this weekend. 

The brave little heroes at Inova Children's Hospital in Falls Church, Virginia came face-to-face with Wonder Woman herself when Gadot visited outfitted in her full costume. 

Warning: You're going to need Wonder Woman-level strength to make it through these photos without melting into a pile of happy tears. Oh, you thought the ending of the first Wonder Woman emotionally wrecked you? It has nothing on this. 

Told you.

Gadot brought big smiles and gifts, including coloring books, toys, and autographed photos, to the little fighters. 

SEE ALSO: Here's your first look at Kristen Wiig in 'Wonder Woman 1984'

The other superheroes of the hospital, the doctors and staff, posted photos and thanked Gadot for "bringing her superpowers to the kids." 

Some days are just WONDERFUL!!! So grateful for the stunningly gorgeous and kind Gal Gadot for bringing her superpowers to the kids at work!!! #wonderwoman #ilovemyjob

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Dear @GalGadot- Thank you SO MUCH for visiting my patients and colleagues at #InovaChildrensHospital! Next time, can you align your visit with my call schedule? Love, #SuperFan pic.twitter.com/kmE7CoFRvE

— Patty Seo-Mayer (@PSeoMayer) July 7, 2018

Gadot is currently filming Wonder Woman 1984 in nearby Alexandria, Virginia and Washington, D.C. The film hits theaters Nov. 1, 2019. 

WATCH: These female characters are as badass as Wonder Woman, even without superpowers

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Academic gives totally normal TV interview with a cat on his head

The news is very bad, but this cat is very good. 

Dutch news show Nieuwsuur was interviewing Polish academic Jerzy Targalski about the controversial forced removal of Poland's top Supreme Court judge when Targalski's cat Lisio demanded a moment in the spotlight. 

SEE ALSO: 15 internet moments in 2018 that made us scream 'NOPE'

Targalski didn't even paws (sorry) as Lisio crawled up his arm, perching on his human's shoulder and grooming Targalski's ear. When the pesky scene-stealer blocked Targalski's eyes with his tail, Targalski just kept talking about the serious subject matter and held the cat's tail down. 

The Polish historian & political scientist Jerzy Targalski remained completely unruffled during our interview when this happened👇🤨🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/4dLi16Pq1H

— Rudy Bouma (@rudybouma) July 7, 2018

This isn't the first time Lisio and Targalski's other cat, a more chill black kitty, have forced their way in front of television cameras. In an interview with Polish public broadcaster Telewizja Republika earlier this month, Lisio makes a more subtle appearance by sneaking behind Targalski for a nap. 

That cat art though.

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If this cat isn't given an hour on CNN primetime after Anderson Cooper, something is very wrong. 

WATCH: Dissecting your cat in VR is terrifyingly cute

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England fans storm London IKEA after World Cup win over Sweden

English sportsmanship: Assembly will definitely be required. 

Rowdy (translation: terrible) fans celebrated England's 2-0 win over Sweden in the World Cup quarterfinal on Saturday by invading an IKEA in London. 

What in the name of a reasonably priced Billy bookcase is going on here?! Well, England's World Cup fans are notoriously ... enthusiastic about celebrating their team's victories. There's been beer flinging, the pummeling of a perfectly innocent bus, and that time a guy stripped completely down with only his hand covering his little soccer balls. 

SEE ALSO: Japan and its fans give us the classiest World Cup exit we could hope for

Rather than being sore losers and curling up on a Klippan sofa to pout, the Swedish furniture store congratulated England on the win.  

What a match! Congratulations @england on their win this afternoon. Head in store tomorrow to get £1 fish and chips to celebrate! https://t.co/4pCsMCi9py pic.twitter.com/qNw3wMOrzz

— IKEA UK (@IKEAUK) July 7, 2018

Even after video of the IKEA invasion started spreading on Twitter, IKEA UK kept it classy with a deal on celebratory fish and chips.  

We are aware of a small group of fans celebrating the match result in one of our stores. Being both British and Swedish, we were on the edge of our seats during the game and we would like to say ‘grattis!’

— IKEA UK (@IKEAUK) July 7, 2018

(that’s congratulations in Swedish) to the England team for getting through to the semi-finals. In celebration, we’ve put one of the nation’s favourite dishes, fish and chips, on offer for just £1. Visit https://t.co/UCjG3OTvEj for info

— IKEA UK (@IKEAUK) July 7, 2018

England next faces Croatia in the World Cup semifinals on Wednesday. Notably, the Croatian city of Dubrovnik is surrounded by massive stone walls, so keeping intoxicated English football fans out shouldn't be too difficult. 

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Just call your dad on Father's Day before posting a photo of him on Facebook

This Father’s Day, call your dad. 

Your dad doesn’t care how many likes you collect on Instagram or Facebook. Just pick up the phone and call the guy. 

SEE ALSO: You haven't heard of this masculinity movement, but it's exactly what men need right now

Listen, I get it — you want to show all your friends what a total stud your dad was in his 20s or share a cute childhood, family photo where you look completely adorable and your sister is in peak awkward stage. 

But before you post a photo on social media, let him hear your voice.

Imagine how many likes this guy would get on Instagram.

My sister is going to be so mad.

He wants to talk to you, not spend 30 minutes trying to figure out how Instagram works, only to see 12 "❤️❤️❤️omg so cute!" comments from people he doesn't know. 

SEE ALSO: Dad jokes, ranked

You might say "but I don't have much to talk to my dad about." Have you ever talked to an 8-year-old? They say some stupid things and your dad used to listen to you talk all the time. As a kid, I spent hours explaining my high-level thoughts about American Gladiators, and you know what? He just listened (and then took me to Costco for a $1 hot dog). 

Even better than just talking? Ask him a question. Ask him about his day, his life, the latest season of Blue Bloods, whatever — you'll learn something. And maybe you'll discover an even better story to share about him for the 'gram.

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I’m way cooler on the internet than I am in person, and it gives me anxiety

This post is part of Me, online, Mashable's ongoing series digging into online identities.

"Chill the fuck out," my internet self is constantly shouting to my real-life self.

See, I exist as two personalities: internet me and real-life me. Don't we all? Living in a world of constant connection has led to these funhouse mirror versions of ourselves — they look like us but they're slightly distorted, exaggerated, never quite shaping into a distinguishable human form. 

With social media, the funhouse effect is even more amplified. In many cases those identities become proxies for our real-life selves. The internet me interacts with hundreds, if not thousands, of people every day. Real-life me? Well, real-life me would love nothing more than a couple hours of silence and maybe, on some days, to speak only with the person delivering my Seamless. 

SEE ALSO: What's your internet personality type?

Enter the conflict: Can real-life me live up to internet me?

When I interact with people in the non-internet world (you know, like actual human beings) who I otherwise primarily communicate with via the internet, anxiety bubbles up. I'm certain that I will never fulfill expectations for the personality I've crafted for myself, hunched over a keyboard and behind an iPhone camera lens.

Social media is a sound bite, a snapshot. You get to show neatly manicured moments without the burden of life’s small talk and unflattering angles. Unfortunately, this presents a problem for our real selves. How can we not feel like failures compared to those other versions of ourselves?

There are no likes in the real world 

In the harsh, filter-less light of the real world, no one boops your face, causing a little red heart or thumbs up to appear after you say something clever. Sure, maybe you’ll get a friendly nod or, if you’re so blessed, a hearty chuckle. But the anxious person will always wonder WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 

LIKE ME

Social media has a standardized and limited vocabulary of approval. It’s a language of red hearts, thumbs up, retweets, and comments. It’s the slow rollout of a one-sided conversation. 

Once you get used to the pace of socializing and seeking approval online, looking not at another human but at a phone or laptop or screen of some sort, interacting in real life can feel exhausting, full of difficulty and embarrassing moments. 

Let’s compare the two, shall we?

Internet me: 

Spends 6 minutes following a stranger’s dog so I can low-key snap the perfect photo

Spends an additional 10 minutes workshopping a clever caption

Edits photo

Posts photo

Wait 5 minutes. If not enough likes, reworks caption  

Replies to friend’s comment with the perfect balance of quirk and charm

Real-life me: 

Human friend: “Oh hey, look at that dog.”

Me, out loud: “Dogs are just people without life responsibilities like mortgages.” 

Me, internally: “What does that even me? YOUR JOKE WAS BAD. YOU ARE BAD. You should’ve said something about how dog buttholes are just out like ALL THE TIME.”

*conversation continues for 30 agonizing minutes, above scenario on repeat* 

Yes, I say stupid shit all the time. Online, I have the buffer of time and editing. In the world, I just leave awkwardness hanging for all to see, like an old lady with her skirt caught in the top of her nylons. 

It’s not social media. It’s performance media.

One of the internet’s greatest lies is that social media is, well, social. 

We’ve told ourselves that posting on Facebook or Instagram is a form of socializing, but we’re not really socializing, we’re performing. We’re putting on a little show of dog photos and pithy observations, extending our hat and waiting for applause in the form of a like. 

This is the root of my anxiety, stemming from the idea that who I am online is who I should be in real life. And — even more anxiety-making — the idea that people prefer the internet version of me — someone without under-eye circles or stray eyebrow hairs (thanks, filters!), who always says delightfully quirky things without a hint of awkwardness.  

Meanwhile, on a recent morning, while sweating profusely, real-life me retold the story of my diabetic cat burning off part of her face to an audience of stunned-into-silence acquaintances. Sigh.

But maybe no one wants to be the audience of a performer in the casual real world. The performer in me doesn’t engage or listen. The performer hits the joke too hard. The performer wants immediate feedback, not meaningful interaction. In real life, the performer is annoying.

Online, you’re presented with a collection of performances, from different people producing different acts. You can click or like or scroll by. Social media is your own personalized talent show. 

Life has no infinite scroll option. Should we even bother trying to live up to our online personas?

The acceptance of two selves

I’ve decided I'd rather be authentically awkward than exhaustedly charming. 

That, at least, is the mantra I try to repeat. (I also plan to at least attempt to say fewer stupid things, but that’s a more difficult battle. Dogs with mortgages!) 

I also know I’ll never live up to who I am online, because who I am on Instagram or Facebook or Twitter is only a part of the complete picture of me. It may be a part decidedly more clever and attractive than the real-life me. But it’s also grueling to try and be that person all the time.

The performer can stay on the social media stage (and tumble out in full force after a few drinks in real life). But daily life doesn't need theatrics and applause in the form of tiny red hearts. That thirst for the unambiguous approval we gobble up on social media doesn't define who we are as whole selves. 

And in that acceptance comes an appreciation for both the spectacle of our internet selves and the awkwardness of our real-life selves. So I’ll take the lingering conversation pauses and bad hair days, just as long as you’ll keep liking my social media posts. 

WATCH: Screen name confessions: Our most cringe-worthy online handles

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Mother's Day gift ideas for moms who just want a nap and a drink

Sleep. Glorious sleep. That is what your mom wants for Mother’s Day. Well, that and a strong drink.  

This Mother’s Day, go straight boozy and cozy with mom’s gift. She will thank you — while sipping on a nerves-soothing neat bourbon under a fuzzy blanket. 

SEE ALSO: The best weed gifts for a very special Mother's Day

We've broken down our gift recommendations by presents that will help mom secure some much-needed extra sleep as well as whiskey, bourbon, and rye recommendations from an alcohol expert. Mix and match as you please in order to make mom happiest. 

Nap-Friendly Gifts for Mom

This cozy West Elm blanket

Price: $79 (currently on sale for $39.99 – $54.99)

Not pictured: The author of this article curled up under this blanket for most of winter.

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Sometimes on my lunch breaks, I walk to West Elm just to touch the throw blankets. I run my un-manicured finger nails with pureed carrots stuck under them over the chunky knits and fantasize about undisturbed naps. 

Described as a “soft mix of knits” and “extra cozy,” this blanket is like curling up in an old man’s sweater. Doesn’t your mom deserve to bury herself under the hefty weight of acrylic while dozing off to a marathon of Fixer Upper?  

Best for: Moms who like to be cozy while flipping through home furnishing catalogues and/or watching HGTV. 

Hammock

Price: $19.89, depending on style

Ah, yes, the outdoor nap — swinging gently in fresh air. 

Don’t just hand mom a hammock in a box with a bow, really set the scene. Locate two perfectly spaced trees (or opt for a hammock with a stand), string up mom’s new outdoor nap spot, set up a sturdy side table complete with adult sippy cup, light a couple citronella candles, and tah dah, you’ve created an experience. 

Best for: Moms who live in pleasant climates with backyards that can be made child and pet-free with the switch of a lock.

Power Nap Capsule 

Price: $25,000

hello, relaxation. love u.

Image: hammacher schlemmer

If Apple designed a glorified Hot Wheels bed for adults, it might look like the Power Nap Capsule. 

Moms seeking luxury power nap relaxation can stretch out in the capsule with a sleeping area 12 inches longer than a king size bed. To avoid small children climbing into the capsule and ruining mom’s nap, fill extra space with snacks, throw pillows, and individually sized boxes of wine. 

Best for: Moms who won’t mind you spending $25,000. 

Tranquility Pod

Price: $30,000

It also vibrates.

Image: HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER

Maybe the Power Nap Capsule caught your eye, but you want to get mom something a little more cave/spaceship-like, so consider the Tranquility Pod. 

Yes, it’s $30,000, but isn’t your mom worth it? Think back on yourself as a teenager and then try to tell me she doesn’t deserve this fiberglass shell with its “ultra-suede-topped, memory foam cushion that covers an octagonal waterbed with two lofty ultra-suede pillows.”

Nice.

Best for: omg your mom is faaaaaaancy.

A Weekend Away

Price: Varies

This is Wyoming. Your mom might not live in Wyoming, but maybe you should send her there.

Image: Education Images/UIG via Getty Images

A quick escape can provide the perfect reset for moms who just want to sleep in a bed made by someone else.

Browse Airbnb or VRBO for short-term rentals within driving distance. Invite mom to live like Tom Hanks in Big, or like an optimistic and independently wealthy millennial on Tiny House Hunters.

Best for: Moms who have group chats with wine-drinking friends and like exploring new places.

An Evening In

Price: Free

Just leave the house. Pack up the pets and small humans and leave mom alone. Go. Now.

There’s something delightful about being alone in a space usually occupied by loud noises and messes. Don’t overthink this one. Really, just leave the house. Please.

Best for: Moms who just want like 15 minutes of uninterrupted silence and the entire couch to themselves. 

Sweatpants

Price: $8

There's not a better pant. Don't @ me.

Image: hanes

Not joggers, not yoga pants — just incredibly basic, middle school gym class-style sweatpants. This may seem like an overly practical gift, but there are few things more delightful than changing into loose-fitting cotton blend after a long day.

Sure, one Amazon reviewer called these “huge around the waist,” but isn’t that the sweatpants dream? Roll the elastic waistband a couple times, stuff some snacks in the pockets, and curl up in Hanes luxury.

Best for: Moms who find yoga pants restrictive and prefer the leisure part of athleisure. 

Cashmere Lounge Pants

Price: $140+

Bathe yourself in cashmere, mom.

Image: everlane

In the words of George Costanza, “Who doesn't like cashmere?”

Best for: Moms who like the finer things and don’t wipe chip dust on their pants.

Audible gift card

Price: Varies

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Rather than drift off to that episode of The Office mom has seen 27 times, let her fall asleep to an audio book. 

An Audible gift card is perfect for moms with a long to-read list and a packed calendar. 

Best for: Moms who want to read more but are too tired to even keep their eyes open long enough to scroll through Instagram.

Whiskey Gifts for Mom

Now that you’ve set mom up for ultimate relaxation, add a drink. Or two. 

Rather than recommend a bottle of Wild Turkey served in Dixie Cups (my personal choice), I reached out to bourbon expert Linda Ruffenach, founder of Whisky Chicks and author of How to be a Bourbon Badass, for suggestions on the perfect pairings for chill settings.

Angel’s Envy Rye or Angel’s Envy Bourbon

Price: $75+

Chill activity pairing: A bubble bath

Ruffenach highlighted the drink’s smooth finish and recommends letting the whiskey sit on ice for just a few moments before sitting back in the tub and taking a sip.

Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch or Writer’s Tears Irish Whiskey

Price: $62.95 and $39.68, respectively

Chill activity pairing: Binge-watching Netflix

Let mom kick back in her $8 sweatpants, load up Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or one of those British crime dramas and settle in with a Macallan 12 or Writer’s Tears. Our whiskey expert also recommends Whistle Pig Old World Cask Finish, if you want to splurge on mom (best served inside her $30,000 Tranquility Pod). 

Basil Hayden

Price: $40

Chill activity pairing: Anything that requires more than wine

If mom is more of a wine drinker, but interested in giving whiskey a swirl, Ruffenach recommends Basil Hayden as a starting place. But if whiskey is still too much for mom's pinot grigio-loving palette, try an Old Forester 86 mixed with ginger ale over ice. 

Smooth Ambler Rye 

Price: $70

Chill activity pairing: Friday night after a long week

Everyone deserves an award for making it to the end of work week, moms especially. Ruffenach says to try this whiskey while "hanging outside with the neighbors and maybe enjoying s'mores over an open fire." Yes. Do this for mom. For a splurge (read: after a REALLY long week), try Michter’s 10 Year Old Rye. 

Happy Mother's Day — now go grab 7 minutes of sleep on the bathroom floor. 

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