#Zoro stumbling to Sanji for a kiss
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maxessence · 6 months ago
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No one can convince me that Zoro isn't super clingy and mushy when he is drunk. Sanji acts annoyed, but he actually loves Zoro asking for hugs and kisses every two minutes.
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xislyns · 2 months ago
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YOU KISS THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME 💋
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summary : you have been taking it slow for some time now, how would they react when you kiss them for the first time?
ft' : Roronoa Zoro , Monkey D Luffy , Vinsmoke Sanji
op masterlist : 𐙚🧸ྀི || ⋆·˚ ༘ ASKS ARE OPEN
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ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Luffy
You found Luffy perched on the figurehead, legs swinging lazily as he munched on a piece of meat sanji gave him. He grinned as he sees you approaching, patting the spot next to him.
“Hey! Come look at this! The sunset looks like a giant piece of roast meat!”
You chuckled at him, sitting beside him as your eyes followed where he was pointing at . His simplicity and joy was infectious, and before you could stop yourself, you leaned over and kissed him on the cheek.
Luffy froze, mid-chew, his wide eyes locking onto yours. He touched his cheek, as if confirming it happened, then turned back to you with a grin so big you were sure it rivaled the sun.
“Whoa! That felt awesome!” he exclaimed, loudly laughing. “do it again!” "do it again!"
You laughed at his reaction, your heart always feels lighter when youre with him
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ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Zoro
Zoro was at his usual spot in the crow’s nest, polishing his swords . You climbed up, surprising him with your presence.
“What do you want?” he asked, his tone gruff but not unkind.
You shrugged being used to his tone, pretending not to care as you sat beside him. “what is checking on you illegal now? besides i thought id keep u company , you’re always up here alone anyways.”
He didn’t respond, but you could tell he didnt mind the company. After a while, you leaned closer, planting a quick kiss on his lips.
His reaction was immediate , his eyes widened, and the sword he was holding clattered to the floor. he froze in place while his facs slowly turned into a flushed shade of pink. He turned his head as he muttered, “What the hell was that for?”
You smirked, “Just felt like it.”
Zoro grumbled something under his breath. you didnt hear what he said , but you swore you heard him say he wanted more.
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ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ Sanji
Sanji was in the kitchen, humming a tune as he was preparing dinner. The smell of his cooking filled the air, and you couldn’t resist stepping in to see what he was working on.
“Ah, my love! Come to taste-test my masterpiece?” he asked, turning to you with a soft smile that was reserved just for you
You smiled back,walking closer to him, but instead of answering, you kissed him gently on the lips.
Sanji froze, his cigarette dropping from his lips as his face turned as red as the tomatoes he’d been slicing. He stumbled back, clutching his chest as dramatically as possible
“(Y/N)-cwhaaan! That was-oh, my heart i cant take it! My life is complete!” he cried, falling to the floor in a dramatic act, shutting his closed eyes in blissful victory
You couldn’t help but laugh at him, shaking your head at his over-the-top reaction. But again that was sanji for you. you knew he’d treasure the moment forever.
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softlypossessive · 1 month ago
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♡・゚𓏸 Strawhats General Romance HC 𓏸・゚♡
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♡ Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Franky, Nami, Robin, gn!reader ♡ Warnings: Mild suggestiveness, affection, fluff, a hint of perviness (Franky/Sanji), emotional softness, use of Y/N
𓏸⋆。˚☁️˚。⋆𓏸
🍖 Monkey D. Luffy
Doesn’t “get” romance in a traditional sense—just knows he likes being with you
PDA KING: hugs, kisses, clinging, piggybacks, sleepy snuggles—he doesn’t care who's watching
You’re part of his “treasure,” just like his hat or the Sunny
Always shares his meat with you = highest love language
Excitedly shows you off: “Isn’t my partner the coolest?!”
Kisses you out of nowhere just because the thought hit him
Never jealous, but very possessive (“They’re mine, okay?”)
If you’re sad, he’ll do something dumb to make you laugh, no hesitation
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You’re lounging on the grass of the Sunny’s deck, sketchbook resting on your knees, when Luffy drops beside you like a sack of bricks—arms already wrapping around you like he belongs there (because in his mind, he absolutely does).
“Draw me!” he announces, beaming.
“I’m literally in the middle of something—”
“Draw me anyway! I’m cooler than the ocean!”
You raise a brow, unimpressed. “You’re blocking the sun.”
He squints up at the sky, then grins. “Good. Now it can’t burn you. I’m protecting you.”
You sigh, but he catches your smile before you can hide it. He plants a quick kiss on your cheek, grinning like he just won something.
“I like when you smile at me,” he says. “So I’m staying here forever.”
⚔️ Roronoa Zoro
A man of few words, but deep loyalty
Not into PDA… unless he's drunk, injured, or real worked up
Shows love through actions: carrying stuff, training with you, always keeping you in his line of sight
Would literally rather die than say “I love you”… but “I’ll protect you” hits just as hard
Naps with you in quiet corners like it’s the safest place on earth
Notices when you’re upset even if you don’t say anything
Never pressures you to talk—just sits with you in the silence
Compliments are rare but hit like a truck: “You fight good.”
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
It’s quiet in the crow’s nest as you stretch out across the floor, sun leaking in through the glass above. Zoro’s already settled nearby, arms crossed, swords propped neatly behind him.
You close your eyes, letting the warmth lull you. “You always nap here?”
“Sometimes,” he mutters.
You peek at him through one eye. “Because it’s quiet?”
He pauses. “Because you’re here.”
You blink.
He doesn’t look at you, just leans his head back against the wall and closes his eyes. “...Don’t read into it.”
But when you shift closer, he doesn't stop you. Just opens one hand, palm-up, and waits.
You take it without a word. He squeezes once.
🍳 Vinsmoke Sanji
Peak gentleman behavior: doors opened, chairs pulled, “after you, my love~”
Cooks for you constantly—meals tailored exactly to your tastes
Doesn’t flirt with anyone else once you’re his. Eyes. Only. For. You.
Genuinely thinks you’re out of his league and tries so hard to be worthy
Shows love through service: food, comfort, acts of care
Swoons constantly—every look, smile, or compliment makes him melt
Big on romantic moments: dancing on the deck, candlelit dinners, stargazing
Jealousy is his fatal flaw—he trusts you, but hates other men looking at you
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You lean against the galley doorway, watching Sanji work—spinning pans, slicing vegetables with the grace of a man who was born to impress.
“I hope you’re hungry, mon trésor,” he calls, noticing you. “Dinner is almost as perfect as you are.”
You roll your eyes playfully. “If you keep talking like that, I’m gonna kiss you in front of the crew.”
He stumbles mid-stir.
You walk over, and before he can recover, you lean up and kiss his cheek. He completely shuts down—face flushed, smoke practically curling from his ears.
“I—I wasn’t prepared—”
“You never are,” you tease, sitting at the counter.
He turns away with a lovesick groan. “One day you’ll kill me and it will be delicious.”
🛠️ Usopp
SO frazzled when you get together, he barely believes it’s real
Tries to act cool and confident… ends up stammering every time you smile at him
You had to make the first move—he was too scared of scaring you off 😭
Not a fan of PDA; too flustered—but interlocked pinkies? Yes please
Loves your company while he’s tinkering, especially if you ask questions or bring snacks
Tries so hard to impress you with his tall tales—“Yeah, I once fought a sea king with one hand tied behind my back!”
Wants to protect you… but let’s be real, you’ll probably be the one pulling him out of danger
Will burst into flames if you tease him or call him handsome—please, he is fragile
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You settle beside him as he fiddles with a new gadget, oil smudged on his fingers and one eye squinted shut.
“Is that one of your new noise traps?” you ask, propping your chin on your hand.
Usopp jumps. “Y-yeah! Uh, I mean—of course! It’s… a top-secret, high-powered… thing! For… pirates. Bad ones. Very bad ones!”
You smile. “Sounds impressive.”
He turns pink down to his collar. “W-well, you know me! Captain Usopp! Sniper of the—”
You brush his hair back from his forehead. He malfunctions like a broken music box. “Oh no. No no no. D-don’t look at me like that. I will melt. I will catch fire.”
You giggle and lace your pinky with his, and he just sits there, stunned and smiling like an idiot.
🔧 Franky
HIGH ENERGY BOYFRIEND 🚨💥 but so sweet to you it’s unreal
Constantly hypes you up: “LOOK AT MY SUPER BABE!!”
PDA-heavy but not shy about it being a little saucy 😏
Probably made you a robot heating pad for cramps. Or a body pillow that feels like him. Or a transforming plushie bed.
Loves when you hang out with him while he works—extra points if you hand him tools or wear his goggles
Brings you up in every convo: “Y/N said that once!” “Me and Y/N do that too!” “You know who loves this? Y/N.”
Shows you off to everyone like you’re the best invention he’s ever made
His fridge-chest is your new snack drawer, but ONLY if you’re nice and say “please” with a kiss
Big cuddles, big laughs, and big hands roaming—he’s part cuddle-pillow, part perv, and all yours 💙
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You flop onto his lap as he tightens bolts on his newest invention, arms flinging wide.
“Baaaabe, I’m boooored.”
Franky grins down at you over his shades, one eyebrow cocked. “You’re laying on a human-sized, fully-modified snack vending machine, sweetheart. Bored? Never heard of her.”
You tap his chest and it opens with a satisfying psssht!—a row of your favorite treats neatly stashed inside.
“I rest my case,” he says, beaming like a man who just invented love.
You take a candy bar and nuzzle into his chest. It’s warm. Soft. Heated. Literally.
“Did you mod yourself to be comfier for me?” you ask, squinting up at him.
He kisses your forehead, unapologetically smug. “Damn right I did.”
🧡 Nami
She definitely goes easier on you when you mess up—still scolds you, but there’s a soft spot 🥺
If you’re good and make her laugh, she might even forgive your debts (temporarily...)
Loves being spoiled: praise, kisses, shoulder rubs, gifts—she laps it up like sunshine
Loves styling you up: matching outfits, cute accessories, doing your makeup with soft concentration
Hand-holding in public is a must, especially when she’s dragging you to the next boutique
You will carry her bags. She will kiss your cheek for it, so it's fine.
Late night giggles under shared blankets, secrets whispered while the crew sleeps
She’s a little possessive, but it’s cute—flashes a smile that says “They’re mine, back off~”
She won’t say "I need you"—she says, “Don’t be late coming back, okay?”
♡��゚☁︎。♡゚
You're perched on the edge of her bed, shirt halfway buttoned, as Nami flits around the room gathering accessories. She returns with a pair of sunglasses and a patterned scarf, eyes gleaming with satisfaction.
“Okay, sit still—don’t make that face, I’m making you beautiful,” she teases, already fluffing your hair.
“Was I not beautiful before?” you ask, mock-offended.
She leans in with a sly grin, her hands sliding to your shoulders. “You were cute. I’m upgrading you to iconic.”
When she’s done, she pulls out her compact mirror and positions you both in the reflection—your outfits perfectly coordinated, colors matching like a magazine spread.
She smiles, satisfied. “Perfect.”
You beam at her.
“Now,” she adds, handing you four heavy shopping bags. “Let’s go out. You’ll be my arm candy and my pack mule.”
You laugh. She grabs your hand.
And honestly? You’d carry a hundred more.
📚 Nico Robin
She’s not subtle with her flirting—loves to watch you short-circuit when she purrs your name
Has so much fun teasing you in front of the crew with sultry whispers and sly smiles
Remembers every little thing you love and weaves it into surprises, snacks, reading recs, affection
Doesn’t do flashy PDA, but always keeps a soft hand on you—knee against yours, pinkies touching
At night, it’s a different story: kisses to your temple, warm cuddles, whispered reassurance
She’s your safety net when you fall apart—calm, warm, and steady
Lets you lay on her chest while she reads, fingers absently brushing your back
Her love is quiet but ever-present. You never have to ask—you just know
She smells like paper and jasmine and home. You’d live in her arms if you could.
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
The ship is quiet, lit only by the soft orange glow of the reading lamp beside her. You curl up beside Robin in the library nook, your head resting against her chest while she flips a page with elegant fingers.
Her heartbeat is steady beneath your ear. Her hand brushes over your arm, slow and reassuring.
“You were teasing me so bad earlier,” you murmur, voice muffled against her blouse.
“I was,” she agrees, not denying it for a second.
You glance up at her, cheeks warm. “It’s cruel how good you are at it.”
She closes her book, setting it aside, and tilts your chin up gently with two fingers. “You’re easy to fluster. And very, very pretty when you’re trying not to show it.”
You sigh, defeated, and press your face back against her, hiding in the scent of old books and jasmine. Her arms come around you without question.
“I don’t always know what I’m doing,” you admit softly. “But I feel better when I’m with you.”
She doesn’t respond right away. Just kisses your forehead and holds you close, lips brushing your skin as she whispers, “Then stay here. You don’t have to know everything. You just have to rest.”
And in her arms, you do.
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inseobts · 3 months ago
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Captain’s Orders (Even the Silly Ones!)
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luffy x gn!reader
because his captain’s orders are actually for the silliest reasons
words count: 1.2k
tags: fluffy, sfw, humour, gender neutral
masterlist || ao3 || ko-fi
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The sun hangs high over the Thousand Sunny, casting warm rays over the deck as the crew goes about their daily business. It’s a relatively peaceful day—no marines, no sea kings, no sudden ambushes. Just the sound of waves and seagulls filling the air.
Which means it’s the perfect time for your captain, Monkey D. Luffy, to start handing out ridiculous orders.
Standing at the ship’s railing, Luffy puffs out his chest and grins wide “Alright, everyone, listen up!” he announces, hands on his hips.
Zoro, who is in the middle of his nap, cracks one eye open “What now?”
Luffy ignores him and points dramatically at you “Y/N! As your captain, I order you to give me a kiss!”
You blink “That’s… not how captain’s orders work.”
“It is now!” he declares.
The crew collectively sighs. This is nothing new.
Robin chuckles behind her book “He does have the authority, technically.”
You roll your eyes but smile anyway “Fine...” Stepping forward, you place a quick peck on his cheek. Luffy beams like he just won a fight against an admiral.
“That’s the spirit!” He turns to Sanji next “Oi, Sanji! Captain’s orders! Make a cake for y/n!”
Sanji flicks his cigarette “You do realize I would’ve done that anyway, right?”
“Yeah, but it’s more fun if it’s an order.” Luffy snickers.
Sanji sighs but heads to the kitchen nonetheless “At least he has good taste in orders.”
Nami crosses her arms, smirking “Luffy, shouldn’t you be giving real orders?”
Luffy tilts his head “These are real orders!”
“No, I mean actual captain stuff! You know, navigating, battle strategies, anything remotely useful?”
Luffy gasps as if she just suggested something absurd “That sounds boring.”
Franky walks past, adjusting his sunglasses “Honestly, I kinda respect it. Most captains would be barking orders about ship maintenance, but this guy? Priorities.”
“EXACTLY!” Luffy shouts, fist-pumping “See, Franky gets it!”
Chopper giggles “So what other ‘important’ orders do you have, Captain?”
Luffy taps his chin in thought before his eyes light up “Brook! Captain’s orders! Play a song so y/n and I can dance!”
Brook laughs “Yohoho! Of course, Captain!” He grabs his violin and starts playing a lively tune.
Luffy immediately grabs your hands, spinning you around the deck. “C’mon, y/n! This is fun, right?”
You laugh, stumbling slightly as he twirls you “Okay, okay, but you’re supposed to let me lead sometimes!”
“Nope! Captain’s orders—I get to lead the dance!”
Zoro groans, rubbing his temple “I swear, this idiot is impossible.”
Usopp sighs, sitting on a barrel “I don’t know why we even act surprised anymore. Hey Zoro, wanna dance?”
The ridiculousness continues for the rest of the day.
At dinner, Luffy slams his hand on the table “Captain’s orders! Everyone eats dessert first!”
Nami glares at him “Luffy, you always eat dessert first since y/n told you it's their favourite”
“Yeah, but now it’s an order!” He grins before stuffing his face with cake.
Later, when you’re sitting at the bow of the ship enjoying the breeze, Luffy plops down beside you and rests his head on your lap. He looks up at you with that signature playful grin “Hey, y/n”
“Hm?”
“Captain’s orders.” He pokes your cheek “Be happy forever.”
Your heart melts a little at that one.
You smile, running your fingers through his hair “Aye aye, Captain.”
The days pass with Luffy continuing to abuse his “captain’s orders” for the silliest reasons. At this point, the crew has learned to just roll with it—or, in Zoro’s case, ignore it completely.
Today, the Sunny is gliding across calm waters, and the sun is blazing. Too hot to train, too hot to run around, and too hot to do anything productive. Everyone is lazing around in the shade, enjoying a rare, peaceful afternoon.
Then, Luffy stands up suddenly from where he’s been sprawled out on the deck “ALRIGHT, CREW! NEW CAPTAIN’S ORDERS!”
The reactions are immediate.
Zoro groans, rolling over onto his side to pretend he’s asleep. Nami rubs her temples like she already has a headache. Sanji exhales a long puff of smoke. Usopp leans back against the railing, looking mildly concerned.
You sit up from your spot beside him “What is it this time?”
Luffy points dramatically at the sky “It’s too hot. Captain’s orders—everyone in the water!”
Robin raises a brow over her book “That’s just called going for a swim, Luffy.”
“Yeah, but this way, it’s official,” he argues.
Franky grins “Well, can’t argue with that. LET’S GOOOO!” He cannonballs straight into the sea, sending a massive splash over the deck.
Brook laughs “Ah, I’d love to join, but I’ll drown!”
“Just float in a barrel or something!” Usopp suggests.
Chopper looks hesitant “I guess I could use a break…”
“I will not be getting my hair wet” Nami says firmly.
Sanji is already setting out towels “I’ll get drinks ready for when you guys get back.”
Luffy turns to you and grins “Y/N! Captain’s orders—you have to jump in with me!”
You shake your head with a laugh “Luffy, you can’t swim.”
“That’s why you’re coming with me!” Before you can argue, he grabs your hand and leaps off the ship, taking you down with him.
The water is a refreshing shock against your skin. When you surface, gasping, Luffy is already grinning like a fool “See? This is fun, right?”
You splash water at him “You’re impossible.”
“And you love me for it.” He laughs, flailing his arms to stay afloat “Now hurry up, I’m gonna drown.”
You sigh but swim over, letting him cling to you like a koala.
“Oi, Luffy, stop abusing y/n as a flotation device” Usopp calls from the deck.
“It’s fine. Captain’s orders” Luffy replies smugly, resting his chin on your shoulder.
You shake your head but smile, letting him hold on.
That night, after dinner, the crew is gathered on the deck under the stars. The sea is calm, and Brook is playing a gentle tune on his violin. It’s peaceful—until Luffy decides to disrupt it.
“Captain’s orders!” he suddenly announces “We’re having a cuddle pile!”
A collective groan echoes around the deck.
“No way in hell” Zoro says immediately.
Nami pinches the bridge of her nose “Luffy, not every order has to be something dumb.”
“Yes, it does” he insists. Then he turns to you with a grin “C’mon, y/n! Captain’s orders—you have to cuddle me!”
You sigh, already used to this, and pull him down beside you. He immediately wraps his arms around you like an octopus.
Robin chuckles “Well, I suppose there’s no harm in following this order.” She sits down beside Nami, and soon, Chopper is curling up between them.
Brook lies down on the deck “I have no body heat, but I’ll participate in spirit.”
Usopp grumbles, but even he leans against Franky.
Zoro, of course, remains at a distance with his arms crossed.
Luffy sighs happily, nuzzling into your shoulder “See? Best captain’s order ever.”
You chuckle, running your fingers through his hair “You’re ridiculous.”
“And you love me for it” he repeats, grinning up at you.
You roll your eyes but kiss his forehead “Yeah, yeah. Captain’s orders.”
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takamimami · 8 months ago
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Supernova Captains | they catch you wearing someone else’s coat
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Pairing: Kidd, Law, and Luffy x crewmate!reader (use of y/n)
the supernova captain trio will literally be the death of me, gunna start posting little drabbles of them to show my appreciation for them <3
CW: No smut (captains do steal some kisses), also Law's is slightly suggestive at the end, fluffity fluffy fluff, crackposting
🔞Slightly suggestive content so minors/ageless blogs, begone.
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👒
The first thing Luffy does when he sees you strut onto the ship is laugh, pointing out how you look like you’re drowning in the coat as you walk toward him on the deck of the Sunny. 
“Y/N,” he giggles, hand reaching to his stomach as he leans forward, “You look ridiculous! Plus, Jaggy is going to kill you when he finds out you stole his coat!”
His contagious laughter has you letting out a light chuckle, and as you do you feel yourself step on the front of the coat, stumbling forward and struggling to get your hands out to brace yourself from the fall. You squeeze your eyes shut and prepare yourself for impact, but you feel a tug around your waist instead. Opening your eyes, you see Luffy’s arm extended toward you, keeping you from colliding with the wood below. He grins as your gaze meets his from across the deck, his rubber arm retracting and pulling you with it, right into his chest.
“Careful, Y/N,” he teases, placing a light kiss on the tip of your nose before realizing that your hair and clothes underneath the coat were soaking wet. “What happened?” he inquires, his face dropping a bit as he looks over you with concern.
“I’m fine,” you hush him reassuringly, though he doesn’t stop looking you over for injury. “Zoro and Killer were sparring on the pier, and I tried to get out of their way and failed,” you admitted sheepishly, choosing to leave out that it had been Killer who knocked you into the water. You didn’t want to risk tarnishing the alliance that had been formed with your crews after defeating Big Mom and Kaido, plus it had been Killer who practically forced Kid to hand over his jacket so you didn’t freeze to death from the chill of the night air.
“Those two should know better,” he chastises, the humor in his voice peaking through as he looks you over one more time. Furrowing his brow, he shrugs off his jacket and pulls Kid’s from your shoulders, quickly replacing it with his.
“There,” he says satisfied, “At least you won’t trip and fall anymore,” he says, leaning in to kiss your chilled cheek. “Have Sanji make us some soup and wait in the kitchen for me,” he commands, winking at you before turning to head towards the pier, determined to remind his allies not to mess with his crew members (especially you).
🐯
You had almost walked through the entirety of the flower capital before you found the onigiri shop your captain had raved about upon your arrival to Wano, determined to surprise him with one of his favorite meals one more time before you set off to your next destination. When you did find it, you also found some of the Straw Hat Pirates huddled around the stand, seemingly looking for the same thing you were.
You wave warmly to Nami and Robin as you approach, and order your food quickly before chatting with the crew to pass the time. It takes a while for your order to be finished, and before long the Straw Hats are saying their goodbyes, Zoro tossing Luffy over his shoulder due to him eating himself into a coma. You chuckle to yourself as you wave goodbye to your friends, and before long your name is called and your food is placed on the counter. You walk to the other side of the stand to grab the two heaping bundles when you notice a black coat on the ground, instantly recognizing it as Luffy’s. Not wanting to make it harder to carry your food, you throw the jacket over your shoulders and grab the bundles of food before heading back in the direction of the Polar Tang. 
Once you arrive, Bepo and the rest of the crew shout in excitement when you enter the submarine with the bundles of food in your hands, the aroma quickly filling the room with its delightful scent. You scan the room as the crew starts to dig in, curious as to what room your captain is off brooding in. 
Law walks into the room just as you turn to begin looking for him, his eyes falling over you briefly before lasering over to the food on the table. You can tell he’s holding back a smile as he steps closet you, eyes fixated on your shoulders, “Thank you for the food, Y/N-ya,” he says gruffly, dropping his chin down to bring his face closer to yours, “But, care to explain why you’re wearing that?”
You furrow your brow as you look down at your outfit, completely forgetting you had grabbed Luffy’s coat to return it to him. You explain what happened in town to Law and he drops his face in his hand, rubbing at his temples before raising his other tattooed hand into the air.
“Room,” his voice echoes through the ship and you flinch slightly, unsure of the reason for him activating his powers.
"Shambles-"
When you open your eyes Law has swapped Luffy’s coat for his own, the furry blue jacket smelling distinctly of him as you nestle yourself into it with a smirk on your face.
“Jealous, are we?” You tease, your grin growing wider as Law steps closer to you and wraps his arm around your waist.
“Territorial,” he growls in your ear, his scowl slowly shifting to match your smirk.
“Close enough.”
With another flick of his wrist, he whisks you away, needing to show you how just how territorial he can be.
🌷
You’re walking back to your ship after meeting with Robin and Law to discuss the Road Poneglyph they had found on Onigashima, nestling into the coat Law had kindly lent you due to the storm breaking out just before you left his ship. It was already late, and you walked up the gangplank and found a seemingly empty deck, signaling everyone had already retired for the evening. You head below deck and towards the ladies' quarters, your own exhaustion taking over as you collapse into your cot, still fully clothed as you nuzzle into the mattress and quickly drift off to sleep.
You wake the next morning fairly early, a few of the girls already up by the time you swing your legs over the side of your bed and stretch your body.
“Oooh, Y/N! Blue is so your color,” Quincy teases as she walks over to you, ruffling the coat that was still on your shoulders.  
“Shush,” you chastise her, giggling along with Hip and Hop as the rest of the ladies start shuffling from their beds. You stand and remove the jacket, feeling Quincy still eyeing you as you grab your things to head towards the shower. You bathe quickly and once you are out of the shower you head up onto the deck and into the kitchen for breakfast. 
Once inside you find Killer, Heat, and Kidd huddled over the kitchen table and shoveling food into their mouths. You greet them gently, which Heat and Killer return with a smile, but Kidd lets out a grunt before continuing to eat, his eyes not even looking in your direction. You shake it off since you’re used to your captain’s usual morning grumpiness, but when the attitude evolves into glares from across the deck and him going out of his way to avoid you, you start to get a little curious. 
“What’s your problem?” you finally ask him late into the afternoon, when you’re finally able to catch him alone in the cockpit.
He looks you up and down before scowling, turning his gaze to the maps on the table before he speaks, “Nothing is wrong with me,” he grumbles, to which you roll your eyes and walk to the other side of the table.
“You’re a bad liar, Kidd,” you probe, eyeing him intently until he meets your gaze, a hint of betrayal flashing on his face.
“I’m not a fan of my crew fraternizing with my enemies,” he glares, his amber eyes darkening as he looks at you.
You open your mouth to refute his accusation, but your words catch in your mouth as Kidd crashes his lips to you, his lips devouring yours as he grips your chin roughly. You are too flustered to respond as he pulls away from you slightly, his face still not even an inch away from yours.
“And I especially am not a fan of you in the color blue,” he growls, reconnecting your lips and biting down on your bottom lip harshly. When he pulls away again there is a deep blush on your cheeks, to which Kid smirks at proudly.
“See, Y/N, red looks so much better on you.”
i had to cut Kidd's off bc I could have kept writing for h o u r s. (just know he made you wear his coat around the ship for a MONTH after that :3) :3 lemme know what you think, and if you liked it, I would love it if you liked and reblogged to spread the love <3 ✨come say hai :3✨
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zorosgirlfriend · 5 days ago
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Vinsmoke Sanji ~ !! Match Made in Heaven.
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context: When you boarded the Sunny, it was love at first swoon—literally. You and Sanji mirrored each other’s over-the-top flirtation, fawning, and dramatics like two hopeless romantics in a stage play. basically you simp for men like how sanji simps for women
warnings: none! it's kinda cheesy sooo..!, yeah i dunno, pick up lines here and there. reader is probably more pro at swooning, hehe. mentions of luffy and zoro they talk in the background
masterlist and rules || have fun reading!
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The moment your foot stepped onto the Sunny’s deck, Sanji's sixth sense for beauty activated.
His head turned in slow motion, wind seemingly sweeping through his hair as he caught sight of you with a gasp.
But before he could even take a single step forward—
“OH MY GOODNESS!”
You clutched your heart, lips parted, eyes wide. “You’re… you’re real?! A man in a suit, with a tie undone just the right amount, AND smoking?!”
Sanji blinked. “Eh?”
You took a step forward, eyes practically sparkling. “Your collarbones are divine, and those eyes? I could drown in them!”
He froze. “You’re swooning over… me?"
“Yes!” you exclaimed, dramatically fanning yourself. “I’ve never seen such elegance and flirtation rolled into one man! The way you walk! The way you hold that tray! The way your hair covers one eye like you’ve got secrets—I’m weak!”
Sanji’s cigarette drooped from his lips. “Mon dieu… I must be dreaming.”
With a graceful spin, he flicked his cigarette to the side, caught it mid-air, and kneeled with one arm pressed to his chest. “Beautiful angel, radiant muse—how could such a perfect reflection of myself exist? Tell me your name before I collapse from love!”
“y/n,” you whispered, your own hand placed delicately over your heart. “But you can call me yours.” you said while batting your eyes.
His eyes sparkled. “Magnifique…"
Luffy blinked. “Is that… what happens when two Sanjis meet?”
Zoro groaned. “No. This is worse. They’re multiplying.”
Both of you ignored what they said and continued.
You stepped closer, both of you orbiting each other like two dramatic, hopelessly romantic comets. Your fingers brushed his lapel, and his hand found the small of your back with theatrical precision.
“You’re like the living embodiment of everything I’ve ever adored,” you said breathlessly. “Chivalry, charm, and a dangerous smile.”
“And you,” he said with a twinkle in his eye, “are everything I’ve ever wanted to bake the world’s fluffiest soufflé for.”
You both stood still for a beat—hearts pounding, faces close, tension sparkling in the air like champagne bubbles…
Then Sanji took your hand gently, turned it over, and kissed the back of it with reverence.
You gasped softly. “You’re… incorrigible.”
He winked. “You’ve only seen the beginning.”
You pulled your hand back to your chest, dramatically flustered. “If you keep this up, I might just faint.”
He leaned in, just close enough for a flutter, his voice soft. “Then I’ll be ready to catch you.”
Your heart leapt.
A storm of butterflies swirled between you both—no kiss yet, but a promise hung in the air like petals waiting to fall.
A match made in dramatic, over-the-top heaven.
Not long after your theatrics on deck, Sanji insisted—no, declared—that he would cook something just for you.
“For someone as radiant as you, only the most exquisite dish will do,” he said, already rolling up his sleeves with a fiery gleam in his eyes.
You sat prettily at the counter, chin in your hands, watching him move with reverence. “That vein on your forearm when you stir the sauce? Be still, my heart.”
Sanji stumbled with the ladle, face turning red. “Y-You can’t just say things like that!”
“But it’s true!” you sighed. “You're a masterpiece in motion.”
He muttered something in French you couldn’t quite catch, his hand trembling ever so slightly as he garnished your plate. “You're too good at this… you're throwing me off my game!”
You giggled. “So you admit I’ve got you flustered.”
He turned his face away dramatically. “I will not confirm or deny.”
When he finally served the dish—golden, warm, and fragrant—you gasped.
“Did you just make heart-shaped potatoes?!”
“Only the best for a woman who clearly appreciates the art of a perfect spud,” he said, giving you a dashing smile.
You took one bite and moaned. “Sanji. If you keep feeding me like this, I will fall in love.”
He grabbed the counter for support. “You’re gonna kill me…”
You reached across the counter, gently fixing the collar of his shirt. “You forgot this button.”
He froze.
You leaned in, brushing your cheek close to his—so close that your hair tickled his jaw. “There. Better.”
He blinked, stunned. “You’re dangerous.”
You giggled, then leaned back with a sly grin. “I could say the same about you, Casanova.”
He placed a hand on his chest, pretending to swoon. “This... is what destiny feels like.”
And just like that, the kitchen felt like a dream—where blushes danced with laughter and flirtation sparkled like champagne.
No kiss yet… but the tension was simmering like the next course.
Long story short? After countless flirty kitchen disasters, dramatic compliments, and enough heart-shaped potatoes to feed a kingdom…
You and Sanji got married.
He cried more than you did at the ceremony. You made the cake together.
And yes—he still blushes every time you call him “mon amour.”
Match made in heaven? Absolutely.
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merbear25 · 11 months ago
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Monster trio making their S/O cry, because they hurt her feelings or physically hurt her, why did they make her cry and what’s their reaction?
Hello! This sparked some inspiration, so I hope the creativity that flowed through my fingers is to your liking! I decided to make these all accidental situations because I personally can’t see them intentionally hurting their s/o. Thank you for sending in this request.💜💜
CW: gn!reader, fluff, some angst, headcanons/scenario
Accidentally hurting their s/o (Monster trio)
Luffy: He never did have much of a filter when it came to expressing himself. Although that was one of the things you loved about him, you were well aware of how harsh his comments could be. There weren’t really any times you were caught in the crossfire with them, though. You seemed to navigate through conversations well with everyone (not just him).
However, there was one particular day when he was in a generally sour mood. Without you realizing this, you made an off-handed comment that led to him biting your head off. Visibly hurt by his reaction, he instantly regretted snapping at you. His apologies first came out awkward as he stumbled with his words, but despite that, he was truly sorry.
Wiping away the few tears that had built up in your eyes, you forgave him because you knew it wasn’t done intentionally. Still feeling bad about having upset you, he pulled you into a hug, wrapping his arms around you tightly. With you in his embrace, he started peppering your face with kisses, earning a few giggles from you.
Zoro: You knew what he was about from day one: an ambitious man with dreams that he’d never be willing to put on hold. Even though you never sought to change this aspect of him, you had a wish - one that you yourself labeled as selfish - that he’d spend less time perfecting his skills and more time with you. 
You tried suggesting something to do together, but it didn’t really suit his mood for that day. Having been rejected, albeit done softly and without malice, you still took it to heart. Letting your emotions bubble out of you through slight tears, the build-up from the past few weeks was too much to hold back. Seeing your heart-wrenching display, he did his best to calm you down and find out what the matter was.
As you explained the cascading sorrow, he listened intently so as not to misinterpret. He lifted your hands to his lips, placing a firm yet tender kiss on them as he soothed your woes. A compromise needed to be made to ensure you could have more quality time without it hindering any goals he’d set for himself. With a subtle smile tugging at your lips, he pulled you closer and gently pecked a kiss on your temple.
Sanji: He was a very careful and attentive man. The moments that you had hiccups in the relationship were few and far between seeing as he was so eager to please you and make you happy. He was, however, excitable and as adorable as that trait was, he tended to flail his arms around sometimes while still holding a lit cigarette.
Although you warned him time and time again to be more careful, he would still occasionally forget about it. With so much having happened on the Sunny, what with the success the crew had just had, there was so much energy coursing through everyone. As you were coming up from behind, Sanji enthusiastically waved his hands, making the one holding the lit cigarette collide with yours. Though brief, you grunted from the sudden discomfort and promptly tugged your hand away.
When he realized what he’d done, he was left groveling at your feet, holding you tightly and begging for forgiveness—while also sobbing that he didn’t deserve any. You held onto him, telling him that it was an honest mistake and not to fret about it. The reassurance in your voice, knowing that it was just a quick brush, made him feel so unworthy to be with you. You could expect him to continue making it up to you for the rest of your days.
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fanaticsnail · 1 year ago
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Eyes Meeting
Masterlist Here. Part 2 here.
Word Count: 3,625
PLOT: Sanji is in a relationship with the ships chronicler. Zoro accidentally stumbles across them engaging together in intimacy. As soon as his eyes meet with the chronicler's, he is enchanted by their beauty in their bliss. Warnings: Smut, voyeurism, mdni, p in v, oral f receiving, "good girl" gendered term used, consent, throuple chemistry.
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Tag list: @sordidmusings@feral-artistry@gingernut1314, @vespidphoenix
The first time Zoro caught you and Sanji, he was placed with the task to request a meal for the Captain of the Going Merry. Luffy was hungry, and the chef was nowhere to be found. Zoro checked the kitchens first, followed by the crew quarters; the only members of the Straw-Hat crew located were Usopp and Nami, both hyper involved with their own personal tasks of tinkering and corroborating their findings before making port at the next suitable docks. 
Luffy was sleeping in the mens joint crew quarters, splayed over all four hammocks with his body melting between each of the woven sheets. No chef, no chronicler in sight. 
As he was about to give up the search for his two missing crewmen, he heard a chorus of voices melding together in the barrel of the crowsnest. It sounded like hushed conversation; no doubt sharing of ingredients needed to be procured and restocked in the next town. As Zoro made the climb of the ropes, he prepared a pre-emptive quip to piss off the chef in his head - all thoughts halting as his head peered over the barrel edge of the crows nest. 
Shirts askew, the darkened tie atop Sanji’s neck was firmly clutched within your fisted grasp. Pants pooled below his hips, your bottom half completely removed from your body all together and cast off beside you. The chef caged you beneath him, your hair splayed carelessly below you as Sanji thrust into you with the firm slap of thighs and hips meeting. Your legs were hooked over Sanji’s hips, his hand desperately raking up your flesh and grinding his pelvis into you with every deep thrust. 
Dual groans and mewls were cast into the air, silenced only by your restraint as Sanji continued to drill your bodies to chase their highs. You arched your back, cocking your head over to the side as Sanji pressed a desperate flurry of open-mouthed kisses against your pulse. Your eyes were closed, jaw slack and brow furrowed as Sanji continued to please you; blissfully ignorant to the presence of the swordsman who was completely oblivious to the fact that the two of you were in a relationship.
Until you opened your eyes. Eyes meeting immediately with the surprised expression of the tri-wielding swordsman. As soon as Zoro made eye contact with your glazed-over, lust blown eyes; his face tinted the deepest shade of red it could muster with its elevated flush. His breath hitched in his throat, the quip he had planned on uttering was flung hastily from all memory. He had never seen something so beautiful, yet so forbidden, in his life. You were breathtaking; even when caged below someone like the shit-cook. 
You quickly scrambled beneath Sanji, tapping his shoulder repetitively and warning him with your voice calling up at him. Snapping his eyes up, his gray gaze was met with the descending moss-colored hair as he bobbed beneath the wooden frame and hastily scrambled down the woven rope attached to the mast. 
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“What is it, Dove? Did I hurt you? Are you okay?” Sanji hastily asked you, drawing up his right palm to collect your cheek. Your eyes were still wide with panic as they met your lover’s, who’s affectionate and concerned gaze immediately melted your heart.
“No, Sweetheart, nothing like that,” you reassured him, pressing a chaste kiss on the tip of his nose, “We-... -We had some company, that's all.” Sanji’s eyes widened, looking over to the edge of the crows nest. 
“Who saw-,” he began, halting his words as you confirmed his greatest insecurity.
“Zoro,” you sympathetically confessed. Immediately, Sanji’s cock softened; the mood tinting the air no longer filled with lust and desire at the utterance of his name. Sanji groaned in frustration, looking down to where your bodies once met and noticed the fresh pool of arousal coating your entrance. Perplexed and confused, he continued to look down at your core before looking to seek out your face; noticing you were glancing off to the side of where Zoro was priorly standing.
“And-... And you enjoyed him watching us? Us together?” His question sounded more like a statement, reaching down with his fingertips to pry apart your glistening folds. You gasped at the contact; shame and surprise both falling to you as he drew his fingers away from your entrance and presented to you. 
“Look, Dove! Look how wet you got!” He chuckled, his cock beginning to spring back to life at this small amount of knowledge. “Ohhh,” His taunting voice teased you, a suggestive and playful smile toying with you as he drew his hands up your thighs once more, “Somebody’s got a kink.”
“And you don’t mind-... Truly, Sanji? That this is-...” you trailed off, avoiding the unspoken question. Sanji sighed out a huffed laugh, looking down at you as he repositioned himself above you.
“My darling,” Sanji began, drawing up his hand to swipe a stray hair from your forehead to reveal your concerned face up to him, “I can share, you know. If that’s something you’re interested in, I am capable of playing nice.”
He slowly dragged his throbbing cock back into you, hunching his shoulders and huffing out a panted and strained breath of bliss. You threw your head back as you took in his entire length, body once again stretching to accommodate for his mass. 
“Even if it is with that stupid Moss-Head.” 
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The second time he caught the two of you, he thought he was safe. It was two hours past midnight; the ship was lulling steadily with the crashing waves meeting the hull. The dull snores protruding from Usopp’s mouth was eclipsed by the growling roar of Luffy’s - both inhibiting the swordsman from acquiring adequate slumber. 
“Fuck this,” he uttered under his breath as he threw his legs over the side of the hammock and began his slow ascension towards the kitchens. Beer, he needed a beer. Perhaps even two. With a sake chaser, even. 
As the door opened, he first didn’t even see your body sitting within the right angle of the corner booth. Your eyes shut, head lulling back as you grasped the wooden table with your knuckles shaded almost white at the firmness of your closed fist. If he didn’t notice you, he surely didn’t notice Sanji beneath the table; with his tongue eagerly lapping your needy and desperate clit and raking his way down to your quaking entrance. 
Heavy thuds of boot covered feet broke you from your trance, Sanji’s tongue halting its movement momentarily as you both held your breath. Still as marble statues, you waited for the sleepless knight protector of the crew to retrieve what he desired and leave the kitchen for your private moment. 
Until you felt Sanji’s smiling lips press a mischievous kiss atop your inner thigh and trail dangerously close to your desperate, twitching and quivering clit. Your eyes widened in panic as Sanji tested a small, kitten lick against the pearled bud; prompting you to bite down hard on your bottom lip to halt a cry of bliss. 
At this muffled sound, Zoro paused his hands as they gripped the glass neck of a brown beer bottle within the refrigerator unit. He knew what was behind him. He could recognise that beautiful muffled melodious cry anywhere. That sound plagued his thoughts, eclipsed his dreams and drew many a fantasy to the forefront of his mind as he chased his own release within his fisted grasp. 
Zoro took in a slow and concentrated breath, retrieving two bottles of beer from the fridge within his right hand and turning towards the scene laid out before him. He completely ignored the fact he could see the matte, leather bottoms of Sanji’s black boots, and focussed solely on your expression.
“Chronicler,” he addressed you, gazing his hazelnut orbs directly into yours. You bit back another cry as Sanji pressed an open-mouthed kiss atop your sensitive nerve.
“S-Swordsman,” you managed to squeak out, hastily bringing your hands below you to attempt to draw Sanji’s face away from you. Sanji caught your wrists in his grasp and pinned them to the chair beside you. 
“You want a beer?” Zoro asked, his brow arching up as he slowly raked his eyes over your face. Your pulse was elevated and physically throbbing against your throat, your jaw clenched tightly shut and breath hitching.
“That sounds wonderful,” you grit your teeth as you attempt to halt Sanji’s lewd actions by closing your thighs around his head. He huffed out a laugh, bullying your legs to remain open as he dove back into making love with you with his tongue. He lapped, kissed and swirled his soft organ against you. Each twirled motion of his tongue had the pleasant scrape of his oral frenulum piercing against your flesh. 
Zoro narrowed his eyes, darting them between your lust-blown orbs. Your lip quivered, a lustful whimper threatening to spill over as Sanji continued flattening his skilled tongue against your clit and labia. Zoro’s jaw hung slack, watching your face attempting to hold back its contortion in bliss with sheer willpower and control alone. In two quick strides, Zoro was at the seat directly across from you and kicked it out with his right foot.
“This seat taken?” He arched his brow up, darkening his eyes at you with his own lust dictated with his blown pupils. 
“Be my guest,” you managed to huff out, fighting with all your might to halt your eyes from rolling back into your skull as Sanji’s firm grip continued to hold your hands in place. The approach of your stuttering climax was approaching dangerously close to the edge; your sanity almost tipping over as Zoro continued to make nonchalant and polite conversation with you.
“Couldn’t sleep?” He asked you, uncapping both of the beer bottles and placing one in front of you.
“Not y-yet,” you gasped, choking as Sanji began to bob his head with each motion against you. The coil within your abdomen began to twist, your toes and calves numbing and tingling indicating how close your climax was, “You?”
“Somethin’ keepin’ me up,” Zoro nodded, raising the neck of the beer bottle up to his lips and maintaining eye contact with your own. You strained against the desire to rock your hips against Sanji’s face, keeping still your only course of action to remain concealed as to what exactly was occurring below the table. 
“O-Oh?” you quirked your head, a small strained laugh of anxiety falling from your lips as you began to panic at how close you were. 
As Sanji continued to work you up, nuzzling his face against your core and trailing sensual kisses and romancing your glistening folds with his skillful ministrations; all you managed to relay to the swordsman a small strangled apology.
“I-I’m sorry, Z-Zoro,” you whimpered, your eyes filling slightly with embarrassed tears, “S-San-... Sanji!” At that, the coil within the pit of your stomach snapped, your eyes unintentionally closing as your brows furrowed in bliss. Jaw hanging slack, you cried out an unrestrained strangulation of groans and whimpers as you unintentionally rocked yourself against Sanji’s face. Riding your high, the swirl of pressure slowly turned into overstimulation with the fervor to which Sanji continued to dine on your arousal; lapping and cleaning as you gushed on his face. 
As soon as you recovered, you reopened your closed eyes; noticing the concentrated and unwavering expression of the swordsman in front of you. He was hypnotized. He was stuck in a trance, experiencing empathetic pleasure from watching your face contort in bliss as Sanji pleased you. Embarrassment was quickly replaced with shock as Zoro stood from his place against the table and hastily drained the remainder of the beer bottle. 
He placed the empty glass container back down atop the table and stepped over to you. You fought the urge to cower away from him as he claimed your chin within his right thumb and index finger.
“Did you just cum on the cook’s face?” he asked you, face serious and eyes unblinking as he siphoned your post-orgasm honesty from your parted lips.
“Yes,” you confessed breathily, panting and recovering from your prior high. He hummed, looking down his nose at you before hastily stooping down towards you. Bringing his nose almost brushing your own, he circled your face with his own while remaining to firmly grasp your chin within his calloused fingertips.
Zoro smirked, huffing out a breath from his nose and drawing his lips up to press a chaste kiss atop your forehead. You gasped in shock, not expecting such a display of affection from the swordsman. 
“Good girl,” he smirked, releasing your chin and turning to walk away from the two of you. Pausing at the door of the kitchen, he turned to witness Sanji crawling out from beneath the table and drawing his smiling lips up into a cocky smirk.
“You’re an ass,” you whispered your reprimand at the chef, prompting an unrestrained chuckle to fall from his lips gleefully. You hastily drew your hands up and collected the beer Zoro offered you earlier and hastily guzzled down the liquid as a balm for your nerves. 
“Yes,” Sanji confessed to you with a chuckle, “But I’m your ass. And you,” he stepped closer to you, “Oh you. You loved that.”
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The third time Zoro caught the two of you, you were again in the kitchen. As the Going Merry docked at port; you and Sanji opted to remain behind to keep the ship secure and ensure all stock was listed in full. Nami nodded, accepting that as a viable option for two crewmen to remain behind. Usopp shrugged and uttered words of bringing back tales of their adventures upon their return. Luffy was in too much of a rush to sample the local delicacies to pay any heed to the amount of crewmen remaining behind, his nose and stomach immediately leading him onward in venturing inland.
But Zoro knew better. He knew that as soon as the crew were off on an adventure; the two of you would be tearing off each others clothes and fucking over every inch of undisturbed surface presented - no longer plagued with the confines of remaining quiet to not disturb the slumber nor focus of the crew. 
And that is exactly where he found you, looking deeply into the eyes of your blond lover with a playful smile; one mimicked by the man in front of you. He stood in the doorway as inconspicuous as he could make himself - only to have that illusion shattered by a single call from the blond chef.
“Yo, Moss,” Sanji called over to the door, “You there already?” Zoro did not want to talk to the shit-cook. His cock was straining uncomfortably against the front of his pants, brushing the sensitive tip against his rough pants.
Zoro growled in frustration at him, stepping to fall into the light of the kitchen. Zoro was met with the sight of Sanji hoisting you upwards by your thighs and placing you against the teal benchtop. Your missing bottoms were lying askew with Sanji’s shirt and tie on the floor, as Sanji stood between your legs, fumbling with his belt but otherwise completely bare. Your bra strap hung limply from your shoulder, your breasts remaining perfectly secure within the cups but marked with a litter of kisses trailing up your clavicle to your pulse. 
“You staying for the show?” he teased him, releasing his pretty cock from the confines of his pants and teasing the tip between your folds. Shock and panic was written over your face, unsure of how to react to such a suggestion. 
“You want curbside?” Sanji called over his shoulder at the swordsman, slowly stretching you with his shiny tip; pulsating with the heavy flow of arousal, “Or front row.” 
Immediately, you clutched Sanji’s shoulders and raked your nails along their muscular curvature. Zoro couldn’t look away, your sultry eyes beckoning him to step closer with each slow blink. As Sanji began to pick up the pace of his thrusts, Zoro was pulled closer into the kitchen. 
Closing the door behind him, he, at first, attempted to play his enthusiasm down and made his way over to the sink. His actions halted at the first strangled cry of pleasure being pulled from your throat by the deep thrusts of the chef within your warmth. 
“You can call him over, you know,” Sanji whispered in a voice only audible to you before pressing a chaste kiss on your jaw, “You can even kiss him if you want.” At that small encouragement from your lover, you glanced over to the swordsman standing by the table; his knuckles white as they clutched the countertop.
“Zoro?” You called to him in a hushed whimper, drawing his attention immediately to you. Eyes meeting, he immediately began walking towards you and taking his desired place beside you. Sanji was relentless, not easing up his bullying pace against your entrance. With each thrust, your body quaked and legs shaked with the intensity of your excitement at this new aspect of your relationship. 
Your toes curled as the angular tip of Sanji’s cock brushed with the sensitive upper middle of your walls, stimulating your g-spot and causing you to cry out a strangled whimper of bliss. Snapping quicker, Sanji continued to thrust and propel the both of you to your mutual orgasms - your walls thumping and squeezing his sensitive shaft with each drag within your core.
“You gonna cum?” Zoro asked you, his face dangerously close to yours, “You gonna be a good girl and cum on the cook’s cock?” You whimpered again, nodding in confirmation as Sanji continued to brace you against the countertop. 
Hesitantly, Zoro broke eye contact with you and met Sanji’s eyes; wordlessly asking if it was okay to touch you with a pointed look. Sanji continued thrusting, nodding before placing his forehead against your shoulder and chasing his high. The swordsman drew back his eyes as he collected your cheek within his palm and pressed his forehead against yours. 
“You’re taking his cock so well,” he complimented you, raking his hand down to grasp the back of your neck; the back of his hand almost brushing with Sanji’s cheek as he continued thrusting into you. Sanji reached down and began to stimulate your throbbing clit with circular motions. Your lips hung agape as the peak of your orgasm began to toy at the final barrier - refusing to break until Sanji met his climax. 
“Go on,” Zoro encouraged you, brushing his chapped lips against your open mouth and gave you one final command, “Cum for him. Cum on his cock. I want to hear your pretty sounds as you come undone on his cock.” Zoro drew you in for a long kiss on your forehead, Sanji’s whimpers against your ear indicated he was about to spill his load within you. 
“Oh, Dove-... I-I’m-... I can’t-... hnfmm-...” Sanji’s strangled cries were paired with ropes of thick cum painting your walls with their pearled beads. As soon as his stuttered movements began to frantically chase and thrust, your walls began pulsating as white sparks danced behind your eyes. Zoro broke the kiss, his eyes meeting your own as you screamed past the overstimulation of your electric orgasm. 
“O-Oh, fuck,” Zoro whispered, his precum soaking his pants through his underwear. His cock twitched without stimulation, quivering in empathetic pleasure as it begged for a simple brush of movement. Without thinking, Zoro immediately thrust his hand into his pants, strangling his shiny knob in an attempt to halt his orgasm to no avail. 
His palm was coated with the sticky strings of his orgasm, shuddering as he rode his triggered orgasm against his fist to chase his release. He gyrated into his hand, riding with the same staggered thrusts that Sanji was stimulating you with. Zoro placed a bruising kiss against your forehead as he continued to ride his high into his palm - surprise overcoming the three of you at this unrestrained collective bliss. 
As you all came down from your mutual highs, Sanji removed himself from your arousal coated walls - a pool of mixed fluids leaking from your hole as you all began to regain composure. 
“So,” Sanji began, walking his naked form over to the sink and preparing several elements to clean the mess he created with you, “You like to watch.” Zoro growled, prompting Sanji to laugh in response. 
“I like to watch the chronicler, not you, chef,” Zoro growled, before realizing exactly what he was confessing. Shock overcame you once more. Too tired to care anymore, you turned to the swordsman and placed your hand on his shoulder; turning him to meet your eyes once more. 
“I like you watching us, Zoro,” you confessed with a shy smile. He returned your soft smile, pressing his forehead to yours and sighing down into your face. Sanji turned back around, witnessing his lover press themselves against the knight of the Going Merry. He smiled at the sight, knowing truly how it felt to be loved by you. He was surprised at how much he, too, enjoyed being watched by the swordsman.
Perhaps he enjoyed being watched so much that he might desire to be the one watching next time.
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sleep-0-deprived · 1 year ago
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Bartender AMAB reader stumbles upon Luffys crew and has a threesome with Sanji & Zoro?
Two is better that one [UNFINISHED]
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I’m sorry it took me so long I’ve been having a few things going on so this is unfinished, if something changes or my writers block goes away I will come back too it and Finnish the rest :/
Female aligned dni 18+ only blog NSFW content below
My life was boring vague even I was just a simple guy on a small island who bartends for extra cash and today was like all the others or so I thought.
My regular customers stumble in and place the same orders as all way leaving me with a taste of Deja vu in my mouth as I fix their drinks this was set in my brain like coding on a computer but what I didn’t expect was a crew of pirates to stumble into town today much less two pirates taking interest in me.
“What can I get you to drink?” I ask the green haired man as he bickers back and forth with a blonde “whiskey” the green haired man grumbles as I turn to the blond “and you?” I ask him “well what might your name be beautiful?” the man says with heart eyes as he flirts shamelessly with me making the green haired man angry and starts shouting “oh for fucks sake do you have to flirt with everyone?! It’s bad enough you flirt with every woman now him?” The green haired male says angrily then the blonde chimes in shouting too “please stop bickering you two” I say with a sigh as I stare at the men “sorry about him the names Zoro, and you?” He asks me in a deep voice “oh uh it’s y/n” I respond then turn back to the blonde “now you what do you want to drink?” I ask him unimpressed by his previous flirting “how about yourself and the name is Sanji” he smirks “I’m not on the menu tonight” I say calmly trying to hide any flush that keeps to my face “well I bet you could be, I mean after all you do look delicious doesn’t he?” Zoro asks Sanji the two of them staring at you like you were there next meal and oblivious you were there next meal.
Hah~ “you moan out as you get pushed onto a bed oh how did you get here a few drinks and shitty pickup lines and the next thing you knew you were sitting on a creaky ship bed as Zoro roughly kisses you and Sanji get on his knees between your legs and starts palming you making you groan into Zoro’s rough kiss as he slips his hand under your shirt pulling it off leaving your s/c chest bare and naked as the both look you up and down “I bet you taste delicious huh?” Zoro whispers in your ear and before you could respond his mouth makes it’s way to your hard nipple and his hand to the other as Sanji unzips your slack leaving you in your boxers hard “looks like somebodies excited huh~” Sanji teases as he holds your thighs apart with his hands from between your legs “mh please~ “ you whimper out as you throw your head back slightly as Zoro suddenly stops teasing your sensitive nipples and Stands up, “take your boxers off and get in the bed” Zoro demands in a husky voice as Sanji stands from between your legs and the slowly get undressed as you watched staring and getting hard at the veiw of their muscular bodies as you quickly go on the bed and threw your discarded boxers in the floor while you feel flushed under their eyes as they lustfully stare at you “better” Zoro grunts as he crawls between your legs and Sanji crawls behind your head “on all fours now”Zoro said sternly.
“Such a good boy for us isn’t he zoro~” Sanji says with a grin as you eagerly get on all fours with Sanji dick in your face “yes he is, now suck baby” zoro says as he places his fingers in my mouth making me suck “good” he grunts as he pulls his fingers out and spreads your ass cheeks before prodding one finger in the tight ring of muscle as you clench around it “fuck~” you groan at the new sensation “such filthy words maybe you need someone to keep you quiet hm doesn’t that sound nice sweet boy?” Sanji says in a sweet voice as he raises your chin with his hand and puts his dick on your lips as you start to hazily suck while zoro adds another finger prepping you making you groan around his cock “I think your ready enough for me boy” Zoro says as he aligned the tip of his cock with your hole and slowly pushed in making tears build in your eye from the pain, you felt like you were being split open “your doing so good for us” Sanji say with a smilie as he lifts your chin, your mouth still stuffed with his dick but not having much time to think as Zoro starts moving inside you making you feel him graze your prostate “hmm~” you moan out muffled around sanji’s cock as Zoro grips your hips and starts to slowly move leaving you weak “fuck your tight” Zoro hisses as he pulls out his hips soon slapping against your ass as he fucks you”
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xislyns · 2 months ago
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Jealousy? pftt Me?
characters : Hiken No Ace , Trafalgar D. Water Law , Roronoa Zoro , Vinsmoke Sanji
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summary : each person has their own moment of harmless jealousy. Their emotions might be justified, but the way they show their jealousy is nothing short than adorable ₊˚⊹ ᰔ
[possibly a bit ooc for law's whoops]
op masterlist : 𐙚🧸ྀི // my asks are open! :3
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TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW
You were laughing at one of Penguin and Shachi’s jokes in the Polar Tang’s dining hall, your hand playfully nudging at Shachi’s shoulder. Across the room, Law sat quietly , his golden eyes narrowing slightly.
Later, when you found him in his office, he barely looked up from his paperwork. “What do you want?” he asked, his tone more harsh than usual.
You crossed your arms, a small smile playing on your lips. “You seemed upset earlier.”
“I’m not upset” he muttered, scribbling something on a piece of paper.
You stepped closer, placing your hands on the desk and leaning forward into the table. “Law. Love,Were you jealous?”
His pen froze, and he finally looked up at you. “who do you take me for ___-ya ? i would not get jealous at something like that ” he said coldly, even though he said that, his slightly flushed face cant lie
You smiled, walking around the desk to stand beside him. you turned his chair around to face you. His head now is slightly turned up , looking into your eyes “You know, they’re just friends to me." you started, "i only laugh like that around them because they’re ridiculous. but With you… it’s different,”
“Different how?” he asked, his voice softening. and his furrowed brows slightly relaxing.
“Because with you, it’s real.” You bent down slightly to match eye level with law whos sitting on his chair , and you pressed a kiss to his cheek, and he let out a small sigh, a tiny smile tugging at his lips, content with your awnser.
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VINSMOKE SANJI
You were buying supplies on an island when the vendor handed you a flower, "here m'lady, this flower would compliment your sweet smile, on the house of course" the vendor said , Before you could respond, Sanji appeared at your side in an instant, eyes turned into hearts at the sight of you .
“My darling ___! you shouldn’t have to settle for a simple flower!” he exclaimed, gently taking the flower and tucking it into your hair with a dazzling smile. “Your beauty deserves a whole garden, one as radiant as you my love !”
The vendor chuckled awkwardly, moving a step back under Sanji’s intense gaze. You couldn’t help but laugh, intertwining Sanji’s arm with yours as he dramatically swept you away.
“Sanji, were you jealous ?”
He gasped, clutching his chest as if you’d wounded him. “Me? Jealous? Never! I simply refuse to let anyone else try to charm you when I’m here to shower you with love and adoration!”
You giggled, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Well, you’re the only one I want anyway.”
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PORTGAS D. ACE
You were chatting with Marco on the deck of the Moby Dick, laughing at one of his stories when you noticed Ace leaning against a nearby rail. His arms were crossed, and his freckled cheeks were puffed slightly in what could only be described as an adorable pout.
Marco caught the look too and smirked. “Looks like someone’s getting a little toasty over there.”
Before you could respond, Ace marched over, his freckled face flushed not from the sun, but from jealousy. “Hey, Marco,” he said, trying to sound casual but failing miserably. “Why don’t you find someone else to pester?”
Marco chuckled and held up his hands in surrender. “Alright, alright. She’s all yours, hotshot.”
Ace turned to you, his hand rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. “Wanna go for a walk? Just the two of us?”
You smiled, taking his hand. “Ace, Were you jealous?”
“Me? No way!” he said, trying his best to look tough, though his red cheeks betrayed him. “I just… wanted to spend time with you, that’s all.”
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RORONOA ZORO
You were sparring with one of the crew members, your laughter ringing out as your opponent stumbled backward dramatically, pretending to lose. Zoro watched from the sidelines, his arms crossed and his eyes narrowed ever so slightly.
After you finished, you walked over to him, wiping sweat from your brow. “Did you see that? I actually got better!”
Zoro grunted, looking away. “Yeah. Sure.”
“Are you okay?” you asked, tilting your head.
He sighed and looked at you, “You don’t need to spar with them. If you want to get stronger, you can train with me.”
“Aw, zorooo , were you jealous?” you teased, stepping closer.
“Tch. Don’t be stupid,” he muttered, but when you laughed and leaned your head against his shoulder, he didn’t pull away and thats all you needed to know that he was.
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softlypossessive · 1 month ago
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I’m so glad I stumbled onto your blog! I was wondering if I could request a monster trio headcanon for one piece. I was wondering how would they react to having a s/o on the crew whose role was to be the scribe? She basically set out to sea in hopes of writing the greatest adventure story and she joined the straw hats and decided to write out all of their adventures and stories. How would they value the work she did to ensure the straw hats story would live on? Would they ask her to also write about their blossoming “love story?”
♡・゚𓏸 Monster Trio x Scribe!Reader Headcanon𓏸・゚♡
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♡ Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, gn!reader (with romantic s/o dynamics) ♡ Warnings: Fluff, supportive bfs, romantic tension, praise for your writing, mentions of legacy/storytelling, love story references, emotional softness, no use of Y/N ♡ Notes: Thank you for the lovely request!! I had so much fun writing this—soft, dream-chasing Strawhat energy is my JAM. This is romantic-coded, but still soft and cozy! These boys adore you and want the world to remember it ~~
𓏸⋆。˚☁️˚。⋆𓏸
🍖Luffy
Luffy is beyond excited that someone is literally writing down his story
He lit up the first time you told him your dream
At first, he thought “scribe” just meant you liked books
When you explained your dream—telling the greatest adventure story ever so people stuck in small lives could feel free—something clicked
That’s what Gold Roger’s story did for him
He immediately declared that you were going to make people want to be pirates
He constantly interrupts your writing like “HEY! Did you write about the Sea King punch? What about when I kicked Crocodile’s butt?!”
He doesn’t always understand the full weight of what you’re doing, but he respects your dream because it’s yours
He takes it seriously because everyone supports his dream the same way
He’s very into the idea of his rise to Pirate King being written as a legendary tale
He wants people to read it and feel inspired, just like he did as a kid
He’s obsessed with your writing now—brings you snacks, peeks over your shoulder, and grins when he sees his name
He absolutely wants the love story included
Not because he’s super romantic—but because he thinks it’s cool and funny
“Make sure you write the part where I asked you out and you said yes really fast”
You did not say yes fast—he asked twice, but he swears he heard a yes the first time
He gets kind of serious when it comes to your place in his story
“You can put that part in too, right? That I love you? That we sail together?”
It’s not about the mushy stuff—it’s about you being part of the journey
“When I’m Pirate King, I want them to know you were there. You wrote it. That’s important.”
He says it so proudly—like he’s always known your name would be written in history beside his
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You're sprawled on the deck one evening, a gentle breeze stirring your pages. Luffy plops down beside you, upside down like a gremlin, head hanging over the edge of the bench.
“Whatcha writing?”
You smirk. “You.”
“Oooh!” He rolls over eagerly. “Read it to me!”
You hesitate for a second—because this part’s soft. It’s not about battles or meat or dreams. It’s… this:
“He laughs at the sky like it’s an old friend. He loves with the same wild heart he sails with—loud, boundless, impossible to hold. But if you’re lucky enough to be his, truly his, he makes you feel like you’ve already touched the sun.”
When you look up, Luffy’s staring at you wide-eyed. Then he beams—beams—like he’s never heard anything cooler in his life.
“That’s SO COOL!!! Write more! Write the part where I kissed you! And the part where I said I’d never leave you behind! That’s important too!”
He grabs your hand like it’s the anchor holding him to the ship.
“I want people to read that and want to fall in love on the sea.”
⚔️ Zoro
Zoro was confused at first—thought “scribe” was just a fancy word for someone who sat around reading books
Then he saw you scribbling after battle, muttering about footwork and blade arcs, and it clicked
He doesn't ask about your work directly but will silently glance over your shoulder now and then
Especially curious when he spots his name in the margins
One night, you were half-asleep at your desk, and he dropped off a sake cup with a quiet, “Don’t forget to write the part where I saved your ass”
The idea of a love story written about him makes him grumble
“Tch. What’s there to say? You like me. I like you. End of story.”
But later, you find your notes moved slightly and a new entry about Loguetown added—with perfect detail about how he looked at you when you were hurt
You didn’t write it—he did
Zoro doesn’t care about fame or legacy, but he cares because you care
You’ve caught him rereading entries about battles when he thinks you’re asleep
When he reads your writing about him—his resolve, his strength—he gets quiet
“That what you really see when you look at me?” he asked once
When you nodded, he didn’t say more, just trained harder that night
He pretends not to care about the romance stuff, but when you suggest keeping it private, he actually frowns
“Why wouldn’t you write it? It’s real, isn’t it?”
It’s not about the world knowing he’s in love—it’s about the world knowing you’re his
“Put it in the book. Make it clear.”
He won’t say ‘I love you’ out loud a hundred times—but he wants it written. Inked into history. Quiet. Permanent. True.
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You find Zoro in the crow’s nest, dozing shirtless with a bottle beside him. Classic. You don’t mean to wake him—you’re just scribbling quietly in the corner—but he cracks an eye open anyway.
“You stalking me?” he grumbles.
You don’t reply. Just keep writing.
“…What are you saying about me this time?”
You smirk faintly. “Want me to read it?”
He shrugs, but the way he leans in says yes.
“He walks like the world owes him nothing. Like pain is just something to cut through. But he’s the one who stands between you and the storm, every time. Even if it kills him. Especially if it kills him. He doesn’t say he loves you. He just stays.”
You glance up. His brows are drawn, mouth tight, jaw working like he’s chewing on glass.
“…Tch.” He looks away, then back at you. “You’re gonna make me sound like some damn tragic hero.”
You shrug. “You kind of are.”
He takes your hand wordlessly, callused fingers curling around your pen-stained ones. Doesn’t say anything else. But you catch him rereading the entry later when he thinks you’re asleep.
🍳Sanji
Sanji is your biggest supporter—like, aggressively supportive
Brings you snacks, checks your wrist when it cramps, makes you tea or coffee without even asking
Fawns over every line you write like you’re the author of his heart (which you kinda are)
“Mon amour, your words will immortalize us! Should I pose for the cover illustration? Shirtless, of course—unless you prefer mystery~”
He’s completely enchanted by your dream to tell stories—especially their story
It’s romantic, meaningful, and he thinks it’s the most beautiful thing in the world
Sometimes you catch him just… watching you while you write. Like the weight of it all hits him out of nowhere
“We’ll be gone someday,” he once said softly, cigarette glowing. “But your words won’t.”
He’s the most emotionally open about what your writing means
Will 100% beg you to read parts of it to him like a bedtime story
And when it comes to your love story? Oh he wants the whole thing
A novella-length subplot with kissing, longing glances, dramatic declarations—he’s all in
“Put in every moment,” he says one night, curled around you as you write
“Every glance, every word I said that made you blush, all of it.”
Not embarrassed at all—he wants the world to know how deeply he loved you
“I want people to read it and feel jealous,” he says with a crooked smile
“That they weren’t loved like I loved you.”
Flirty and ridiculous 80% of the time—“What are you saying about me now? Is it about my devastating charm? My noble soul?”
But that last 20%? Pure, sincere, overwhelming admiration
He knows you’re creating legacy—and he’s honored to be part of it
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
Sanji catches you writing at the galley table, nibbling the end of your pen. You don’t even notice he’s there until he’s sliding a plate beside you.
“For the brilliant mind behind our legend,” he purrs.
You roll your eyes. “You wanna hear the part I wrote about you?”
He leans in immediately, chin propped on one hand. “More than I want air.”
You clear your throat, a little bashful now.
“He’s fire, but not just the kind that burns. He’s warmth, too. He’s the hand that feeds, the eyes that linger, the voice that sings when he thinks no one hears. He loves like he’s starved for it—like he wants to feed it back to you in spoonfuls until you’re full. And you’ll never convince him he deserves the same in return.”
Silence.
When you glance up, Sanji looks like he’s been slapped by Cupid and set on fire.
“…Mon dieu.”
His voice is thick. He presses a kiss to your wrist. Then your knuckles. Then your palm.
“You better publish that. I want the whole world to know exactly how ruined I am for you.”
𓏸⋆。˚☁️˚。⋆𓏸
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inseobts · 3 months ago
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Worse than him
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eustass kid x fem!reader
a/n: reader is inspired by jinx from arcane
words count: 3k
tags: fluff, fight, b0mbs
masterlist || ao3 || ko-fi
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Sabaody Archipelago is where pirates running wild, marines scrambling to keep up, and an air of pure anarchy hovering over the island. For most, it’s a place to lay low, but for Eustass Kid and his crew? It’s a playground.
“You call this a challenge?” Kid’s voice booms, echoing across the street. A wrecked marine battleship lies behind him, its parts floating mid-air in a cyclone of metal. He glares at the remaining marines, daring them to make a move “Pathetic. Bring me someone who can actually fight!”
“Captain, you’re so commanding today!” you call out, standing on a pile of rubble nearby. Your hands are full of homemade explosives, and your face is lit up like a child on a sugar high “It’s so hot when you yell at people.”
Kid glances at you, half smirking “Shut it, y/n, and start pulling your weight.”
“Pull my weight?” you pout, tossing one of the grenades into a crowd of panicked marines. The explosion sends them flying, and you beam at Kidd “I’m pulling my weight and yours. You’re welcome, by the way.”
Killer groans from the sidelines, wiping blood off his scythe “Can you two flirt after we’re done here?”
Nearby, the Straw Hats and Heart Pirates are watching from the shadows, having accidentally stumbled upon the chaos.
“Who the hell is that?” Zoro mutters, squinting at you as you blow a kiss toward Kidd mid-explosion.
“She’s with Eustass Kid” Law replies, adjusting his hat with a smirk. “Looks like his kind of crazy.”
“They’re terrifying” Usopp whispers, clutching his slingshot like a lifeline “She’s scarier than him! Did you see her laughing just now?!”
“She’s… kind of adorable” Sanji says, hearts in his eyes “A beautiful woman with a fiery spirit.”
“Fiery spirit?” Nami huffs, crossing her arms “She just threw a grenade at a group of people!”
“She’s like a wild animal” Robin muses, smiling faintly “Completely unpredictable.”
“And completely insane” Franky adds, adjusting his sunglasses. “That’s some SUPER chaos over there.”
"That Kidd is like a monster anyway, we should run and leave" Usopp says trying to convince everyone to move.
Back in the fray, you’re causing a spectacle as usual. A group of marines rushes toward you, and instead of running, you grin and pull out a smoke bomb, throwing it at your feet. When the smoke clears, you’ve vanished, only to reappear seconds later behind Usopp.
“A monster?” you echo, your voice sweet and dangerous, making Usopp jump and hide behind Robin. Then your eyes drift to Kidd, who’s stomping toward a group of bounty hunters with a murderous look on his face “No… He’s perfect.”
They all blink, and Nami takes courage for one sacond to say “Perfect? He’s...he’s a lunatic!” before hiding behind Robin with Usopp.
“Oh, I know” You sigh, clutching your chest dramatically “But don’t worry... I can fix him”
You whisper the last part but somehow Killer could overhear from a few feet away and he doesn’t even hesitate to yell at you “Girl, you’re worse than him!”
The Strawhats and Heart Pirates, except for Law, collectively flinch, while you scratch your head with a shy smile, "don't believe him, he's a just a big liar" But then your smile drops and you start to run towards Killer screming "I'm gonna make him pay!"
“She’s worse?!” Usopp squeaks after you are far enough “Worse than him?!”
“That’s impressive” Robin says, watching you with a mix of amusement and disbelief.
“Disturbing” Nami mutters.
“I like her!” Luffy announces with a laugh.
“Of course you do” Zoro grumbles.
Sanji, meanwhile, is practically swooning “She’s an untamed goddess. A true queen of destruction.”
On the battlefield, you saunter back to Kidd, who just finished throwing a group of marines into the horizon “Captain, I scared away an entire squad! Aren’t you proud of me?”
Kidd snorts but doesn’t hide the smirk tugging at his lips. Instead of answering, he grabs a twisted hunk of metal from the debris and hurls it without looking, nailing a marine who was creeping up behind you. Then, his gaze snaps back to yours, intense and full of something unspoken, “You’re lucky I don’t throw you next.”
“You’d miss me too much” you reply, sticking out your tongue.
Kidd’s smirk widens, and for a second, the battlefield feels miles away. His fingers twitch at his side like he wants to reach for you, but instead, he scoffs and turns away with a huff.
The banter makes the onlookers cringe.
“They’re flirting...” Brook says.
“Flirting?” Franky shudders “That’s what you call flirting?”
“Whatever it is, it’s terrifying” Usopp mutters.
“It’s romantic! It should have been me…” Sanji protests, clasping his hands together.
Meanwhile, Kidd and the rest of his crew decide it’s time to leave before more reinforcements arrive. As they retreat, you blow a kiss toward the Strawhats and Heart Pirates, who are still standing there in the shadows.
“See you around!” you call out, laughing as you skip after Kidd.
Just as you reach him, Kidd grabs your wrist—firm, possessive. He tugs you closer until your bodies almost touch, the heat between you as electrified as the air after one of his attacks.
“Quit messin’ around” he grumbles, but his thumb brushes your skin before he lets go.
You only smirk, eyes glinting. “Admit it. You like it when I do.”
Kidd doesn’t respond, but the way he doesn’t let you stray too far speaks volumes.
“They’re insane” Nami says finally, shaking her head.
“They’re perfect for each other” Robin adds with a small smile.
“Perfectly awful” Zoro mutters.
Sanji sighs, hearts still in his eyes “She’s the woman of my dreams.”
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The prison gates of Udon slam shut behind Eustass Kid, and for the first time in a long time, you are completely and utterly… alone.
Killer is missing. The rest of the crew is scattered. And Kidd, your fiery, angry anchor, is gone, dragged away.
The empty wasteland around Udon stretches for miles, but you don’t even notice. You're sitting cross-legged on a large boulder, twirling a dagger between your fingers. Your usual manic grin missing, replaced by a scowl.
You press your tongue against the inside of your cheek, staring at the horizon where Kidd disappeared. He’s stubborn, he’s infuriating, and he’s not supposed to get caught. Not without you.
“Idiots” you mutter, flicking the blade into the dirt “They just had to get caught, didn’t they? Now I’m stuck out here, babysitting myself.”
Your voice echoes in the silence, and for once, you don’t find it funny. The loneliness itches at the edges of your mind, and for a brief moment, your manic energy dims.
Then you hear footsteps crunching through the dirt.
Your head snaps up, and the grin is back instantly, sharp, wild, and unpredictable. You grab your dagger and hop to your feet.
“Who’s there?” you call, your voice lilting with mock sweetness. “Friend? Foe? Someone dumb enough to get too close?”
Out of the shadows steps Sanji.
He freezes mid-step, blinking. For a moment, the two of you just stare at each other.
“Oh,” you say, tilting your head “A pretty boy. What are you doing all the way out here, handsome?”
Sanji’s initial shock fades instantly, replaced by his usual swooning expression “A goddess like you shouldn’t be out here all alone!” he says, bowing dramatically “Allow me to escort you to safety!”
You blink at him, and then, unexpectedly, you laugh. It’s not the sharp, chaotic laugh that usually leaves people unsettled, but something softer, more genuine.
“Safety?” you echo, wiping a tear from your eye “Oh, pretty boy, that’s cute. But I like it out here. No rules, no captain yelling at me to ‘stop blowing things up.’ It’s perfect!”
Sanji straightens, clearly unsure how to handle you “You’re… not scared?”
“Scared?” You smirk, twirling your dagger “Of what? The big scary Beast Pirates? Please. I could handle them in my sleep.”
Sanji scratches the back of his head, glancing around nervously “You’re, uh… not with Kaido, are you?”
The question makes you laugh again, this time the unhinged, unsettling kind “Kaido? Oh, no, no, no. I’m with me. And sometimes I’m with my captain. But right now?” You spread your arms wide, spinning in a slow circle “It’s just little old me against the world.”
Sanji doesn’t know what to make of you. On the one hand, you’re clearly dangerous. On the other hand…
“Little old you, huh?” he says, smirking slightly.
Your grin widens “You catch on quick, pretty boy. What’s your name, anyway?”
“Sanji. Cook of the Straw Hat Pirates.”
“Straw Hat…?” You narrow your eyes, thinking “Oh! You mean that idiot who got himself thrown in prison with my captain?”
Sanji stiffens “Your captain? Wait...how could I forget a beauty like you!! You are part of Kid’s crew!”
“Ding, ding, ding!” you sing, clapping your hands “Give the man a prize!”
Sanji’s instinct is to back away slowly, but before he can, you lean in closer, examining him like a scientist studying a specimen.
“You’re funny” you say, tilting your head “And kinda cute. Maybe if I met you before Kidd, you’d stand a chance.”
Sanji swallows hard. “Uh… Really???? thanks?”
Your smirk falters, just for a moment. You glance toward the prison again, shoulders tensing before you quickly mask it with your usual bravado. But Sanji doesn’t miss the way your fingers tighten around the hilt of your dagger, like it’s the only thing keeping you steady.
“Have you… heard anything about them?” you ask softly, almost too quietly for Sanji to hear “Kid or Killer?”
The question catches him off guard. He’s not sure how to respond to this version of you, the one that isn’t grinning or threatening or tossing explosives.
“I’m not sure” he says finally “But… if they’re as stubborn as you, I’m sure they’re fine.”
You stare at him for a beat too long, and for once, Sanji doesn’t see wild amusement in your eyes but just raw, unspoken worry. Then, just like that, you snap back into place, a smirk tugging at your lips as you punch him lightly on the shoulder.
“Good answer” you say, punching him lightly on the shoulder. “I guess I won’t use you for target practice.”
Sanji smiles nervously, lighting a cigarette “Glad to hear it.”
“Come on,” you say, turning on your heel and motioning for him to follow. “Let’s find somewhere less boring to be.”
“Wait—what?”
“You’re with me now, pretty boy! Let’s make some chaos!”
Sanji sighs, but there’s a small, resigned smile on his face “This is going to be a nightmare, or a dream?”
You glance back at him with a knowing grin, your eyes glinting in the dim light.
“Oh, absolutely” you reply cheerfully, not really answering his question.
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Sanji brings you back to the others after realizing you’re a magnet for chaos, and that leaving you alone in Wano might cause more problems for everyone.
When you meet the rest of the Strawhats, their reactions range from mild amusement to outright terror.
“Sanji. Explain” Nami demands, rubbing her temples. “Why did you bring her here?”
Sanji straightens his tie, trying to look nonchalant “Well, my dear Nami-swan, leaving a breathtaking lady like her alone in this dangerous place would be unforgivable!” He clears his throat. “And, uh… she might set something on fire.”
“That crazy one from Kid’s crew?” Zoro’s voice is flat, his hand already on the hilt of his sword. “Are we seriously doing this?”
“She’s not dangerous!” Sanji insists, trying to look calm, though sweat is running down his temple “Well, not to us. Probably.”
“Not dangerous?” Usopp squeaks, hiding behind Nami “Did you see the explosives? She’s definitely dangerous!”
You ignore their bickering, tilting your head as you survey the group. “So you’re the Straw Hats, huh? You don’t look as dumb as your captain.”
“Luffy’s not dumb!” Chopper snaps, puffing up his chest.
“Chopper, don’t provoke her!” Usopp hisses.
You crouch to Chopper’s eye level, grinning “Aww, look at you. You’re adorable. Maybe I won’t blow you up, either.”
Chopper freezes, torn between pride at being called adorable and terror at the implied threat.
“Anyway” Nami cuts in, arms crossed “why are you here, exactly? Shouldn’t you be off with your own crew?”
The question wipes the grin off your face. For a moment, you look almost lost “Kidd got himself thrown in prison, with your Captain” you admit “Killer’s missing. I don't know about the others. I’m the only one left.”
Robin watches you closely, her eyes narrowing in thought “And what about you?” she asks “What’s your plan?”
Your grin returns, sharper than ever. “Oh you're really beautiful! You sure you don’t want to run away with me instead? Anyway I don’t need a plan. I’ll just wing it.”
“That explains a lot,” Zoro mutters.
“Wait, wait, wait” Usopp interrupts, waving his arms “She doesn't seem that bad right now but why is she here? She's still from Kid’s crew? That guy’s a psychopath how can we trust her!”
At that, your entire demeanor shifts. You straighten, your grin turning into a challenging smirk “Careful what you say about my Captain” you warn, your voice low.
“Oh no” Usopp whispers, shrinking behind Franky.
“He’s not wrong, though” Zoro says casually.
You look at him, tilting your head, and then grin wider “Oh, I know. He’s terrible, but he’s my kind of terrible.”
“Wait,” Nami says, holding up a hand “Let me get this straight because I love myself some gossip. He yells constantly, gets into fights every five minutes, and has the worst temper imaginable… and you like him?”
You laugh, twirling a knife in your fingers “Like him? Sweetheart, I’d set the world on fire for him.”
The group collectively recoils.
“She’s insane” Zoro says flatly.
“She’s so romantic” Sanji argues.
“She’s going to kill us all” Usopp wails.
"She's funny" Robin says smiling at her and you smile back.
The group groans collectively, but secretly, some of them are starting to like you. A little. Maybe.
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The sun is barely starting to set when you finally find them.
Kidd and Killer, both still recovering from what happened in prison, stand on the outskirts of the battlefield. The war in Wano is about to kick off, and you’re not one to miss a front-row seat to the chaos. The Strawhats and Heart Pirates are already preparing for the inevitable, but you have something else on your mind: your boys.
“Kid! Killer!” you yell, rushing forward, a wild grin spreading across your face.
Kidd looks up first, his cold gaze piercing through the chaos around him. For a second, he just stares, as if making sure you’re really there. When he spots you, his lips twitch upward into an almost imperceptible smirk.
Something in your chest loosens.
“I thought you’d have blown something up by now” Killer remarks, crossing his arms with a smirk that, despite the mask, you can tell is amused.
“Not yet, but I’m working on it!” You hold up your knife, a wicked gleam in your eyes “Wanna make things more interesting?”
Kidd grunts, clearly still in his “don’t give a damn” mood, but there’s an edge of relief in his voice “I see you’re still the same.”
“Of course! What did you expect? I’m not the kind of girl who changes just because of a little alone time.” You flash them a mischievous wink “Besides, I wasn’t really alone”
Killer laughs dryly, clearly not sure whether he should be worried “that’s good”
Kidd’s eyes narrow slightly “What do you mean?”
You smirk, stepping closer, knowing exactly what you’re doing “I made some… interesting friends while you were locked up.”
“Tch.” Kidd scoffs, but there’s something sharp in his gaze. “You’re trouble.”
You lean in just slightly, voice dropping into something more teasing “And you love that about me.”
For once, Kidd doesn’t fire back. He just exhales through his nose, tilting his head at you, eyes dark and unreadable.
You clap Killer on the shoulder, causing him to stiffen “Anyway, let’s get to the good stuff. I can’t wait to see all the destruction.”
At this point, the rest of the group catches up to you, Zoro, Nami, and the rest of the Strawhats, along with the Heart Pirates, have gathered, watching the reunion with a mix of surprise, curiosity, and a little bit of fear.
Nami grins at you “You found them!”
“Of course I did. You didn’t think I’d leave my poor Captain behind, did you?” You turn back to Kid and Killer “These are the Straw Hats. You’re gonna love them. Probably.”
“Love them?” Zoro snorts, rolling his eyes.
“She’s already trying to make us all blow up” Usopp adds, gesturing vaguely to the chaos around you.
“Oh, come on. I’m not that bad.” You wink at Usopp. “Unless you want to make things fun. Then, we can talk about explosions, I saw you use a similar technique anyway”
“You’re insane” Franky says, his robotic eye narrowing at you.
“Well, someone has to be. Might as well be me.” You grin widely.
Luffy suddenly hops forward “Hey, hey! We’re gonna be awesome together! So fun!!”
You nod enthusiastically, your eyes glinting with excitement. “Absolutely” you look at Kid, then back at Luffy “Though, I think your idea of fun might be a little different from mine.”
Zoro, trying to stay focused, huffs “Can we stop with the chit-chat? The war’s about to begin.”
“Right!” You clap your hands, finally taking a step back and getting into the serious mood “Let’s do this. Just remember, I’m not responsible for any ‘accidental’ explosions.”
Kid rolls his eyes but finally speaks up. “Don’t blow me up.”
You place a hand on your chest, feigning innocence “Oh, Kid, you wound me.” Then, after a beat, your voice drops, and you flash him a sly smile “I always make sure you walk away in one piece.”
Kidd doesn’t reply immediately, but his jaw clenches slightly, his smirk lingering just a little too long.
And then, the war begins.
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It’s pure chaos from the start. The clash of swords, the explosions, the screams, and the shouts of warriors all around you, it’s the kind of battlefield you thrive in. It’s almost as if the chaos is where you truly come alive.
You find yourself charging headfirst into the fray, with Kidd and Killer close behind. The Strawhats and Heart Pirates are close by, taking on their own foes. You’re all part of the same fight now. There’s an undeniable bond forming between you and your new allies.
As you duck beneath a swing of a blade, you roll to the side, barely avoiding being cleaved in two. You throw a knife, hitting the enemy square in the chest, and grin as they fall to the ground.
“Oh, you’re all so predictable.” You say, practically skipping over their bodies. “You’ve got to mix it up more, or this’ll be over too quickly.”
Your laughter rings out, and in the midst of the battle, your eyes lock with Kidd’s for a split second. His lip curls into a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes, but something shifts in the air between you two. You feel a spark.
Robin, on the other side of the battlefield, has been watching you, her calm demeanor contrasting yours. She tilts her head thoughtfully and smirks.
You throw a playful wink her way.
Zoro is the next to speak, though his tone is oddly respectful. “You’re… not the worst, I guess. I mean, you seem perfect for him—chaotic, dangerous, and a little insane. Maybe more than a little.”
You laugh, twirling another knife in your hand. “You have no idea, sweetheart. But we make it work.” You glance over to Kidd, who’s taking down a group of enemies with brutal efficiency. “He’s like a wild storm, and I’m the lightning that follows him.”
You throw a glance at Kidd, and for just a moment, the two of you share a silent, knowing look—a fleeting exchange that’s heavier than it seems.
Killer, walking beside you, shakes his head in amusement “I'm actually impressed by this metaphor, it's perfect”
“You know I'm smart” you say with a grin, your voice a mix of affection and madness “Hey, if we survive this, maybe we can all have a drink after. I like the strawhats”
“Just don’t blow the bar up” Kidd grumbles, his eyes narrowing at you.
“Promises, promises” you sing back, dodging another strike and lunging forward with a wild, chaotic laugh. “Come on, guys! Let’s make sure we leave our mark on Wano!”
The battle rages on, but you and Kidd seem to gravitate toward each other. A few more waves of enemies fall under your combined onslaught. Every time you find yourself near him, his eyes catch yours, a brief, almost tender moment between the chaos.
As the last of the forces retreat and the dust settles, you stand side by side, both covered in sweat and grime, but your smiles say it all.
You turn to Kidd, eyes glinting mischievously “Well, we did it. I guess you could say we’re... unstoppable together.”
He looks at you, a rare smirk tugging at his lips. His voice is quieter now, softer than it’s been all day “You’re more trouble than you’re worth... but yeah. Maybe we are.”
Without warning, you step closer, your heart pounding as your fingers brush against his arm. Kidd doesn’t step back. Instead, he leans in just enough that the distance between you is minimal, your breath mingling. The battlefield seems to disappear, leaving only the two of you in the midst of a storm of emotions.
“You know,” you whisper, “I think I’m starting to like you even more than the explosions.”
Kidd’s eyes narrow, but there's something different in his gaze now. “Then you’ll love this,” he mutters, and before you can say another word, his lips crash against yours.
For a moment, everything else fades. The noise of the battle, the world around you—it’s all gone. The kiss is fierce, hungry, as though it’s been a long time coming, and the chaos of the battlefield now feels like a distant memory.
When he pulls away, both of you are breathless.
“Never a dull moment with you,” he says with a smirk.
You grin back, your heart racing “Not a chance.”
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imamotherfuckingstar-lord · 2 years ago
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imagine sanji flirting with you
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The waiter's eyes zeroed into you the moment he stepped up to the table. Zoro nudged your ribs to get your attention, then he nodded to the blond in front of you. As soon as you looked his way, he started sprouting out nonsensical flirting about the menu and the others started snickering amongst themselves.
"I just want a water, thank you."
"No problem, love. Be right back."
The crew teased you as he walked off, but you quickly excused yourself to the bathroom. They all cooed and laughed as you flipped them off before heading to the ladies restroom. There was a small hallway that lead down to where you really were going and when you saw the blond cook leaned against the wall you, you smiled.
"My friends are going to be making fun of me forever - lay off the flirting," you pleaded, stepping up to him. He smirked, looping his finger around your belt strap to pull you to him. Stumbling forward, your hands went to his chest and he brushed away hair from your face.
"Let them, love. It's been too long, where the hell have you been?"
"Sanji, I've been going on my own adventures but I've steered my captain right to you." The cook smiled softly but it faded when you leaned in to kiss him. His hands on your face, your arms around his neck; the two of you unable to hold back. It had been months since you last seen him and you were not leaving without the man you loved. You knew Luffy would find a way to convince him, especially when he finds out how good a cook Sanji was and the thought of having him on the same ship as you - it brought an excitement to your heart.
Pulling from his kiss, you laughed when he pouted. "I need to go back, but afterwards, lets have drinks when service is done. I want to say hi to Zeff."
Sanji rolled his eyes. "Yeah, the old man's going to want to see you too. I better go back..."
He moved off the wall and lifted your chin with his thumb; his eyes soft and longing. "Go back with your friends, darlin'. I'll see you afterwards but I can't lay of the flirting, not with you."
Pursing your lips, your eyes fluttered when he kissed your forehead before leaving back to the kitchen. It took a few moments before you could manage to brush off the dizziness from his touch to join your crew - who continued to tease even more when Sanji brought you a water in the fanciest glass any of them had ever seen.
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hummingbird24220 · 1 month ago
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Could I request reader getting into a drinking contest with Nami and Zoro at some random bar on a random island. Maybe Reader wins the contest, maybe they don't but they do absolutely get drunk off their ass which is fine but none of the straw hats have ever seen them this drunk and it turns out Reader is a flirty drunk. Maybe Reader starts flirting zoro and nami(the closest people available) but soon no one is safe but the straw hats put a stop to it real quick when Reader starts flirting with random people in the bar.
(Feel free to lean into whatever ship you want! Love the neko! Reader story! Respectfully waiting to see more of it!)
Of course! I love thissss. Hope you do too! Sorry it took so loooooooong <3
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Rum, Regrets, and Really Hot Pirates
One Piece x Drunk!Reader
It started off innocently enough.
A pit stop at a tiny, loud island for supplies and a little relaxation had landed the Straw Hats in a bar that smelled like citrusy alcohol, grilled meat, and the promise of poor decisions. You sat between Zoro and Nami at a round table, elbow propped on the wood, a lazy grin tugging at your lips.
"You're going down, Nami," you slurred—or maybe purred—already on your third shot of something blue and definitely flammable.
Nami shot you a sly grin, already five drinks in and still as composed as ever. "You sure about that? You’re blinking in slow motion."
Zoro snorted, slamming back a glass of sake. “Both of you are lightweights.”
You turned to him with narrowed eyes and a cocky smirk. “Says the guy who can’t even spell lightweight.”
“What does that even mean?” Zoro muttered, blinking.
Thus began the Great Drunken Showdown of the Century.
Glasses clinked. Booze flowed. At some point, Usopp and Luffy started chanting in the background. Chopper worriedly monitored everyone’s vitals, with a sugar high from too much soda. Sanji kept trying to serve snacks, but Nami threatened to dock his pay if he interrupted.
Robin quietly placed bets with Franky. Brook asked to play background music, but nobody gave him an instrument. He hummed anyway.
By your eighth—or tenth?—glass, your sense of direction had flipped sideways and you were leaning heavily against Nami’s shoulder, your voice sticky-sweet and eyes half-lidded.
"You smell like… like treasure and sass," you mumbled, tapping your finger against her cheek. "Did it hurt? When you… fell from the sky, angel~?"
Nami raised an eyebrow and looked down at you in alarm. "Oh no."
"Yep," Zoro said, voice dry as a desert. "Flirty drunk."
You giggled and slithered out of Nami’s grip only to flop dramatically onto Zoro’s lap.
"You~," you said, poking his chest. "You’re always scowling. Wanna know what would look better on you?"
“No,” he deadpanned.
“A kiss.”
Zoro’s eye twitched. “No.”
"A smile," you corrected, grinning like a drunk fool. "But also, maybe a kiss. For research."
The table went silent. Sanji's soul left his body.
"Oh no, they’re dangerous when drunk," Robin murmured, oddly amused.
"Should we… do something?" Franky asked.
And that’s when it happened.
You stood up. Wobbled. Squinted across the bar. Your eyes locked on a man who looked like a shaved walrus wearing sunglasses indoors and a purple feather boa.
“Oh hellooo~,” you called out, stumbling your way over. “That boa is everything. You look like a sexy coat rack.”
“(Y/N), no—” Nami bolted up.
Zoro caught your shoulder just as you were reaching out to stroke the stranger’s collar. “Back. To. The. Table,” he growled.
“But he looks like—like if a disco ball and a mafia boss had a baby! I wanna kiss his brain.”
“You’re cut off,” Zoro said, dragging you backward.
“Nooo, lemme flirt with the birdman!” you whined, pointing at a completely unrelated bald man with a mustache.
Robin chuckled behind a wine glass. “I don’t know whether to be worried or entertained.”
Back at the table, you flopped down again, this time directly onto Sanji’s lap.
“You’re always so nice to me,” you purred. “Wanna get married?”
Sanji turned to stone.
Chopper ran in circles, screaming, “They’re too far gone!”
You hiccupped, blinked blearily, then grinned at Luffy. “You got really pretty eyes, Cap’n.”
“Thanks!” Luffy beamed. “Wanna share meat?”
“I wanna share my heart.”
The entire crew screamed.
You had switched laps again.
Currently perched across Luffy’s thighs like you were sunbathing on a hammock, you were cupping his face in both hands and squinting at him like he held all the secrets of the universe.
“You ever notice… you got eyelashes like a princess?” you murmured, voice deadly serious. “You’re like, royalty. Pirate royalty. The One Piece is your vibe.”
Luffy blinked. “I dunno what that means but it sounds awesome.”
“Wanna be my prince?”
“I’m already the Pirate King.”
You squealed. “EVEN BETTER.”
Nami yanked you up by your collar. “Alright, Casanova, that’s enough.”
You flopped into her like dead weight, wrapping your arms around her shoulders and nuzzling into her neck. “But I like you guys. You're all sooo hot. Why is our crew so hot? It’s unfair.”
“Stop touching me,” Nami hissed, trying to pry your face off her collarbone. “Stop whispering compliments. STOP BEING CHARMING.”
Zoro crossed his arms, clearly considering whether it’d be morally wrong to just throw you into a barrel of cold water. “They’re like a heat-seeking flirt missile.”
“DO NOT LET THEM WANDER AGAIN,” Sanji snapped, looking like he’d aged 10 years in 10 minutes.
Unfortunately, you had already spotted your next victim.
A scruffy man with one eye and a face tattoo had just walked past. He looked like he’d eaten nails for breakfast and washed them down with lava. Naturally, this meant one thing:
You loved him.
“Hey,” you cooed, slinking off the table and trotting after the man. “You look like you’ve committed at least four crimes, and I respect that.”
“Don’t,” Zoro warned. “Don’t engage.”
“You have ‘mysterious backstory’ energy,” you said dreamily, walking a perfect drunk zigzag. “Like a villain with a redemption arc. Wanna kiss?”
Robin actually snorted. “They’re going to get stabbed.”
The guy blinked at you, completely caught off guard. “Are you talking to me?”
“Yeah,” you purred. “You got haunted eyes. Like you’ve seen things. Wanna trauma bond?”
Zoro moved so fast it was like a jump cut. He grabbed you under one arm and hauled you backward like a sack of flour. “That’s it. We’re done here.”
“I WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM,” you screamed dramatically.
“You’ve been in love with everyone in this bar,” Nami said, pinching the bridge of her nose.
You were now fighting Zoro’s grip like a very drunk and very weak octopus. “Let me flirt!! My charm is a gift! A gift to the world!!”
“You’re trying to flirt with a wall, you idiot!” Sanji barked, pointing to where you’d been gazing with starry eyes at a coatrack.
“…She’s hot,” you whispered.
“No she’s not,” said Franky, looking genuinely offended. “That’s wood.”
You thrashed again in Zoro’s arms. “I REGRET NOTHING—”
“Can we please knock them out?” Nami asked.
“We’re not knocking them out,” Chopper protested. “They just need water and maybe, like, fifty hours of sleep.”
Suddenly you stilled in Zoro’s grip, blinking wide-eyed and innocent. “Wait. Waitwaitwait.”
Everyone paused.
You slowly turned your head, looking around the group with slow drunken realization. “You’re all trying to stop me…”
“Yes,” Robin confirmed.
“…Which means you’re in the way of true love.”
“Oh no,” Usopp muttered.
Your face hardened with conviction—well, as hard as a flushed, drooling, overly flirtatious expression could get. You pointed one trembling finger at the crew and announced:
“Fine. If I can’t flirt with strangers, I’ll flirt with ALL OF YOU.”
The Straw Hats collectively screamed.
Zoro was still holding you like a sack of potatoes under one arm, but now you were writhing with renewed purpose. “LET ME LOVE YOU!”
“NO,” Zoro grunted, trying to pin you back down into a chair. You tried to kiss his bicep on the way down.
“Let me whisper sweet nothings to your scars,” you mumbled.
“You do that sober,” Zoro muttered. “Now it’s just weird.”
As soon as you were on your feet again, you made a break for it—arms outstretched, like you were chasing your dreams. “NAMI, MARRY ME!”
Nami dodged you with the grace of a cat, letting you stumble straight past and slam gently into a barstool. “No.”
“You don’t even know why you’re saying no,” you slurred dramatically, clinging to the bar. “I’d be a great partner. I’m sexy. I’m loyal. I only cry a little in the mornings.”
“You cried on a sandwich yesterday,” she pointed out.
You turned your attention, dazed and deadly, toward Usopp.
“You,” you breathed, staggering toward him. “You got, like… long fingers. For holding my heart.”
Usopp yelped and ducked behind Chopper. “They’re gonna say something weird, I can feel it!”
Chopper, who had made the dire mistake of thinking he might be safe, started backing up immediately.
“No no no no—” he panicked, tiny arms out.
“Chopper,” you said sweetly. “You’re the cutest crew member. If I were your size I’d marry you on the spot.”
Chopper turned bright red and made a panicked whimpering noise before running under a table.
Robin was watching like she was enjoying a soap opera. "What about me?" she asked, sipping her drink.
You locked eyes with her, blinking in awe. “You're—You're like… if a library was also a goddess.”
“Mm,” she smiled. “I’ll allow it.”
Franky was next.
You turned slowly toward him, almost reverently. “FRANKY…”
“Don’t do it,” he said.
“You’re SUPER… and I’m… SUPER into you.”
“NOOOO,” Franky said, dramatically flinging his sunglasses across the room. “That was TERRIBLE.”
You were still stumbling forward, tripping over your own feet, when you landed in front of Brook.
You paused. Blinked. Tilted your head.
“…Are you single?”
Brook blinked his empty eye sockets. “I am. Though I do not have a heart to give, yohoho—”
“Perfect,” you whispered. “I’ll give you mine.”
“May I see your panties?”
“BROOK—” the whole crew yelled.
Brook held up his hands. “It was worth a try!”
You collapsed into a seat, breathless, flushed, and proud. “I’ve flirted with everyone. I am invincible. I am an agent of love. The Cupid of Chaos.”
“You’re a problem,” Nami muttered, arms crossed.
“I’m a lover, not a problem,” you corrected, leaning backward with a dreamy sigh.
Then your eyes drifted… again.
Toward the bouncer.
A 7-foot-tall man with one eyebrow, a missing tooth, and a tattoo of a chicken on his neck.
Your eyes widened. Your heart soared.
The Straw Hats collectively noticed the direction of your gaze.
Zoro: “No.”
Nami: “NO.”
Luffy: “Are we fighting again?”
You stood.
They lunged.
Too late.
You stumbled across the room, finger pointed. “YOU! Do you—do you wanna buy a boat together and maybe get a dog? I think you look like someone who likes waffles.”
The bouncer blinked, looked at the crew, and said, “Is this one of yours?”
Nami grabbed you by the shirt collar and yanked you back like a leash. “Yes, and I’m about to duct tape them to the wall.”
You were drooping now—tired, half-asleep, but still grinning. “I love you guys,” you mumbled as Zoro slung your limp body over his shoulder again.
“No more alcohol,” Chopper huffed.
“I’m gonna write you all love letters,” you mumbled into Zoro’s back. “I’m gonna kiss your souls.”
“You try kissing my soul, I’m throwing you into the ocean,” Zoro said.
You just giggled.
You were being carried like a sack of drunken potatoes over Zoro’s shoulder, your arms dangling behind his back and your face smushed against his toned side. The cool night air hit your flushed cheeks, but you barely noticed.
Too distracted. Too mesmerized.
“Mmh,” you hummed, your cheek smearing against Zoro’s back. “You smell like… steel… and bad decisions.”
“Yeah, well, carrying you was definitely one of them,” he muttered, clearly regretting everything.
You giggled. “You’re so grumpy. So strong. So muscly.” You flopped a little, wrapping both arms loosely around his waist like a clingy backpack. “Seriously, your back feels like it’s made of mountains. Big, angry, sword-shaped mountains.”
“Stop talking.”
“No,” you slurred with a pleased sigh. “Your traps could crush my problems. Your lats could carry me into the sunset. Do you even know what you’re working with back here?”
Zoro growled under his breath.
You lifted your head slightly, eyes droopy and glittering, and looked forward.
Eyes met with the person walking just ahead of Zoro.
Sanjiiiiii.
He was glaring over his shoulder at you with twitching lips and a bright red face. “Stop staring.”
“I’m not staring,” you whispered. “I’m admiring.”
“You’re drooling.”
“I always drool when I see art,” you said with the utmost sincerity. Then you raised your hands, still limp over Zoro’s back, and made slow, wobbly grabby hands toward Sanji’s head. “Let me touch your face. Your golden hair. Your perfect jawline.”
“Get your grubby hands away from me!” he snapped, turning a deeper shade of red. “Control your drunk crewmate, Mosshead!”
“She’s your problem now,” Zoro muttered.
“But she’s on your shoulder!”
“She’s trying to fondle you, cook-for-brains.”
“I have enough willpower to fight off the temptation,” you said dreamily. “But do you, Sanji?”
Sanji almost tripped.
Behind you, Nami muttered, “I hate this. I hate all of this.”
Robin was laughing quietly to herself.
You shifted again, getting comfortable. Your face turned slightly, resting against Zoro’s back muscles like a very smug drunk scarf.
And then.
It hit you.
The idea. The moment. The genius.
You wiggled your fingers.
Zoro, sensing movement, started, “What are you—”
SLAP SLAP.
DOUBLE HANDED BUTT ATTACK.
And not just a slap. Oh no. You gave it the full grab-n-squeeze treatment. A grope that would go down in history.
Zoro stopped.
The entire crew stopped.
Sanji froze mid-step. Usopp audibly gasped. Chopper dropped his medical bag. Franky shouted “YO???” and Robin spit out her wine.
You blinked lazily, still gripping Zoro’s very firm, very real ass like it was the softest pillow in the world. “Mmh. Peachy.”
Zoro slowly turned his head, his eye twitching, jaw locked.
“You did not just do that.”
“…I did,” you said proudly. “And I’ll do it again.”
Sanji exploded into flame.
“UNHAND HER, MOSSHEAD! YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS HONOR!!”
“I didn’t ask for it!!” Zoro barked, finally tossing you off his shoulder like a cursed relic.
You hit the sand with a soft oof, then immediately sprawled starfish-style on your back, laughing to yourself. “No regrets…”
“You should have all the regrets,” Nami said.
Zoro stared at you like he was considering whether jail time was worth it. “I should throw you in the sea.”
“I’d flirt with the fish,” you sighed, eyes fluttering shut.
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You woke up with your mouth dry, your skull vibrating, and the distinct feeling that you’d either embarrassed yourself horribly… or joined a traveling circus. Maybe both.
You groaned, squinting against the morning sun filtering into the Thousand Sunny’s infirmary.
“I’m never drinking again,” you mumbled to no one in particular.
Chopper popped up beside you like an angry nurse squirrel. “YOU BETTER NOT.”
You winced. “Okay, ow. Indoor voice, please?”
Chopper crossed his little arms. “You got so drunk last night you tried to flirt with a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken on his face.”
“...Hot,” you whispered, then paused. “Wait. What?”
Nami appeared in the doorway with a glare sharp enough to cut diamonds. “You tried to marry me.”
You flinched. “Okay, that’s not so bad.”
Robin followed, absolutely delighted. “You also complimented my brain and told me I had ‘witchy librarian hotness.’”
“…Still not bad, I stand by it.”
Sanji stormed in dramatically, arms flailing. “You called me a golden god of soup and sin!”
You gave a thumbs up from the pillow. “Sounds accurate.”
“You made grabby hands at me.”
“Can you blame me?”
Zoro leaned in the doorway, arms crossed, face unreadable.
You stared at him.
He stared at you.
You both remembered The Incident.
“…I would like to formally apologize,” you croaked.
Zoro didn’t say anything.
He slowly, silently stepped forward, leaned in close…
And poked you in the forehead.
Hard.
“Never. Again.”
“Duly noted.”
Usopp leaned in. “You also tried to seduce Brook.”
“I have no memory of that.”
“You told Franky you were ‘super into him.’”
“…I’m starting to black out again.”
Robin handed you a cup of water and smiled with way too much amusement. “And don’t forget your greatest crime of all…”
You blinked. “…What?”
She reached into her pocket and pulled out a scribbled love letter, covered in drunken hearts and smudged doodles. Your handwriting was barely legible.
“To: The Coat Rack at the Bar,” Robin read aloud. “You… complete me.”
You curled into a ball and screamed into your blanket. “I REGRET EVERYTHING.”
The entire crew erupted into laughter—Nami doubled over, Usopp wheezing, Sanji smirked, blowing smoke out with a laugh and Chopper trying to hide his snort. Even Zoro’s mouth twitched.
“Don’t worry,” Luffy said, plopping onto the floor next to you. “You’re still our crewmate. Just, y’know… maybe less flirting next time.”
“I can’t promise that,” you groaned.
Sanji huffed. “Then I’m not drinking with you ever again.”
“Good,” Zoro muttered. “I’m not letting you near my ass again either.”
Everyone cackled.
You slowly peeked out from under the blanket, eyes narrowed. “So… we’re good?”
Nami smirked. “We’ll let you live. This time.”
Robin raised her glass of tea. “To drunk disasters.”
You clinked your water cup weakly against hers. “To embarrassing myself in front of the only people I care about.”
“Now that’s the pirate spirit,” Luffy cheered.
And just like that, the chaos faded into laughter, jokes, and the start of a new day at sea—with only a little lingering tension anytime you stood too close to Zoro.
Or made grabby hands at Sanji.
Or winked at Brook.
Or even glanced at a coat rack.
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chapter five: true love's kiss
roronoa zoro; 4,063 words; fluff, hurt/comfort, no "y/n", enemies to LOVERS (the lovers happen now), dreams as a literary device, first kisses, possessive!zoro, happy endings, sanji is a tease but a good friend
summary: in which love does conquer all, actually
a/n: phew!!! and here we are friends! the last chapter!!!! thank u all for the lovely comments and for sticking this through! it's def my longest fic to date (and i think will be for a while... 21k is a lot of words lmfao); anyway, enjoy all the fluff! it's def earned i think!
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By the time the fighting ends, the rain is coming down in great sleet-gray sheets, washing the deck of the last remnants of blood, even as the Merry tips this way and that, tossed over the waves of a careless sea.
Zoro kicks bodies over left and right, slinging them over the edge of the ship as he checks each face, grimacing as he thinks to himself — no, no, no.
“Zoro!” it’s Sanji that finally manages to drag Zoro upright, pinning him to the edge of the ship, shaking him by his shoulders, “what the hell are you doing?!”
“Her body!” Zoro shouts, shoving at Sanji’s rain-slick hands, “I have to find it —”
Nami has both arms wrapped around herself as she takes two steps forward, her bright hair stuck to her cheeks in tangerine streaks.
“Didn’t she say she’d show up at the last place she fell asleep?”
Zoro stares at her, wide-eyed, for three solid seconds before he scrambles out of Sanji’s grip and makes for the crow’s nest, taking the ladder three rungs at a time. He nearly rolls across the tiny crow’s nest as he forces his way through the trap door, his eyes whipping wildly from left to right, but there’s already a sharp, relentless dread ossifying in the marrow of his bones as he leans over the edge and shouts —
“She’s not here!”
It’s Usopp who answers, “What about your room?”
Zoro tumbles out of the crow’s nest, skidding down the length of the mast, but by the time he manages to get below decks, Nami’s already standing in his opened doorway, a hand pressed to her mouth.
Zoro races to her side and feels his breath freeze in his lungs.
Because you’re there, tucked into his hammock, your cheek pressed into his pillow, a blanket tucked around your shoulders, your eyelids fluttering as if they’d caught you in the middle of a particularly active dream.
In stumbling steps, Zoro makes his way to the edge of the bed, his shoulder bumping Nami’s as he inches by. He drops onto a wooden barrel and buries his face in his hands. Behind him, he hears Nami slump to her knees with a sound that’s caught halfway between a sob and a laugh.
Relief crackles through his veins like so much static electricity. Vaguely, he registers the sounds of the rest of the crew gathering by the door, Sanji helping Nami to her feet, Luffy making his way over to clap Zoro hard on the shoulder.
“Well, she’s for sure breathing!” he remarks, to which Usopp lets out a small, tinny laugh, and everyone follows suit. Zoro puffs out a breath and feels a saltwater sting in his throat.
He licks his lips and tastes the sea; when he blinks, his lashes come away wet.
It’s still relatively early in the day, so eventually, Sanji begs off to go make some lunch — for the recovering soul, he says. Luffy follows him, and a few minutes later, so does Usopp. Only Nami stays, her knees curled into her chest, her back against the wall, her eyes fixed on you as she counts your steady, drawn out breaths. But eventually, even she gets to her feet, reaching out to give Zoro’s shoulder a hard squeeze before ducking quietly out of the door.
Sometime in the late afternoon, Sanji comes to put a tray of food on a barrel by the bed. Zoro spares it a single glance, noting that Sanji’s included all your favorites as well as his own.
In the early evening, he reaches over for a riceball, and then another.
It isn’t till midnight that exhaustion finally takes over and he dozes into a shallow, fitful sleep.
— — —
You dream of dying.
Of falling down an endless ravine, of feeling your lungs fill and fill and fill with water. Of the sharp, silvering lick of a hungry blade, of fire as it burns slowly, creeping across your blushing skin.
You dream of terror, of your body fighting for a breath, a kick, a life, even as your mind resigns to the dull knowledge of impending death. You dream of peace, of lying down and falling asleep, of surrendering yourself to the warm, merciful dark and it’s wide, welcoming embrace.
You dream of Zoro, of the boy he used to be, of the raw hunger and determination in his eyes as he ran through his katas, of how wide he smiled when he was convinced no one else was looking. You dream of the man he is now, of the softness that had bled from him when he traced a hand along your cheek to press a strand of hair behind your ear. You dream of falling asleep next to him, of waking up to find yourself in his arms, of being cradled against his chest, of being laid gently in his hammock, of his body next to yours.
You dream.
You dream of falling, and falling, and falling. You dream of a voice, so deep it sounds like the underbelly of sound, grating out of the fathomless dark, reminding you of the bargain you weren’t even alive to make.
But your dreams always come back to dying, the act now so familiar to you that your body aches for it like a heart aches for company. You have died so many times the motion is braided into your muscles, inked into your skin, your lungs so used to giving up air that sometimes, you find yourself gasping out of a dream, clutching at your chest.
And that is how you wake — rocketing upright, fingers scrabbling at your throat, the phantom bite of Zoro’s blade lingering over your skin like the persistent itch of a healing wound.
It’s Zoro’s voice that pulls you back, his breathless, startled voice, your name tearing out of him like a curse, or a prayer.
“Y-you’re…” he seems unable to continue, the sight of you sitting up in his hammock, your eyes bright and a little glossy, your cheeks flushed with the remnants of your dreams, the early morning light pouring through his tiny window like so much pale gold, casting you in it’s relentless light.
Zoro blinks, feeling his muscles ache from the strange position he’d fallen asleep in, having roused himself so often during the night, if only to check that you’re still here, and still breathing.
“Zoro…” his name on your lips sounds like absolution, the final bit of proof he’d been waiting for before he jolts forward to pull you into his chest, pressing you to him so hard you yelp in surprise, the entire hammock swinging back with the force of his body.
He spears his fingers through your hair, cradling the back of your head, his nails scraping against your scalp as he clutches you close enough to count your heartbeats reverberating through his chest. Your hands fist in the front of his shirt as you bury your face in the side of his neck, your uneven breaths hot against his skin.
“Never,” he says, in a voice ribboned with fear and anger and regret, still holding you to his chest as if he might be able to meld your skins into one, “make me do that again.”
You let out a shattered little laugh, shaking your head as you burrow deeper into the crook of his neck.
“Yeah, I’ll make someone else do it next time.”
Zoro jerks back, his glare fierce as he narrows his eyes.
“I mean it,” he says, his fingers inching up to cup your cheeks, his thumbs pressing divots into your skin as he searches your eyes. You stare up at him, softening as you reach up to wrap your hands around his wrists.
“I’m sorry if I scared you — it was — that was the only thing I could think of to do —”
“Don’t be sorry — just promise.”
Your breath hitches in your chest as your gaze cuts away. Your hands drop but Zoro’s grip never wavers.
“I — I don’t —”
“I’ve already had to watch you die twice,” Zoro says, his fingers finally loosening as he leans down, his eyes flickering frantically over your face as if trying to commit every part of you to memory, “I’m not trying to go for a third.”
“Yeah, I know…” you reach up to smooth your thumbs over his furrowed brows, feeling them relax as you trace your fingers over and down the sides of his face. And for a moment, the pair of you are caught in the startling light of dawn, each unwilling to let go of the other, drinking each other in as if you might never get another chance.
“It’s just…” you find your gaze held still at his lips, at the way they’re parted ever so slightly, before you trace a line up the bridge of his nose to admire the skin there, kissed by a constellation of soft freckles.
Zoro grazes his fingers down to your jaw, tipping your head up, massaging at the knots at the junction of your neck and shoulders.
You let out a soft gasp that sends shivers wreathing through his body.
“Just?” he asks, almost surprised to find his own voice so husky as he swallows.
“I thought that if I were to die… yours is the last face I’d ever want to see.”
Its this admission that somehow simultaneously melts the tension in his muscles and also sets fire to his skin as if his whole body were made of nothing but kindling, your words the spark, your voice the wind that fans alive the flames.
He leans down to press his forehead to yours, letting his eyes flutter close as he tries to take a steadying breath even as the heat chases into the depth of his stomach and coils tight in his gut, making his knees feel weak.
“Fuck…” is the best he can manage, the pair of you still face to face, foreheads pressed, breaths mingling.
He feels you let out another laugh, and then — something warm and soft pressing to his lips. His eyes flash open just as you’re pulling away, looking deliciously bashful as you try to glance away. But Zoro chases after you with the determined precision of a hunter, pulling you back and melding your lips so smoothly it’s all you can do is let yourself be kissed.
And as he kisses you, you briefly wonder if this isn’t what all those deaths had been preparing you for. All those drownings just to make sure you were ready for a kiss like this — a kiss where you wouldn’t need or want to ever breathe again. A kiss that burns hotter than any fire, one that tears you open from the inside out and sews you back together again.
You can feel the force of it cracking open your ribs, his fingers digging into your flesh as if he could reach inside you and cup your heart in the palms of his hands. You almost want him to. You think it wouldn’t be such a terrible way to go.
When you finally pull apart for the first time, it’s you who chases after him, tugging him back down in an urgent, messy clash of teeth against teeth, mouths open, licking and eager and hungry.
Zoro grunts at the force of your kiss, at the wildfire burn of ravenous longing braiding through his blood, exploding in sparks of white behind his eyes till he’s reeling and dizzy from the light. And when you finally pull back for a half-drawn breath, it’s him that once again surges forward, but the hammock swings up too far, and the resulting downward momentum catapults you both onto the floor, his body cushioning your fall till his back is pressed against far wall, you half-straddling his lap, your hands on either side of his face to stop yourself from toppling further into him.
You let out a shocked laugh, even as he too finds himself chuckling. The ridiculousness of the situation finally settling in around the pair of you.
A second later, Sanji slams open the door, looking wildly around for a second before spotting you. His eyebrows jerk up as he takes in the scene, the tangle of blankets around your legs, Zoro’s hands on your hips, the clear high blush in both your cheeks.
“Oh so sorry to interrupt — I heard all this commotion and thought something bad might’ve happened,” his voice is half-teasing, half relieved exasperation. He puffs out a dramatic sigh, digging in his pocket for a cigarette and lighter.
Finding both, he takes a deep pull, letting a thin stream of smoke out through his nose before casting you both a sharp, mischievous look.
“Should’ve known it was moss-head here having dessert for breakfast.”
“Fuck off, cook.”
Sanji smirks, rolling his eyes as he saunters away from the door, leaving it to swing shut behind him, but not before calling out —
“Remember to take breaks! Breakfast’s in an hour, and I’m not savin’ you any if you miss it!”
— — —
Breakfast is a messy affair that day — with both you and Zoro slinking into the kitchen exactly one hour later, Zoro looking annoyed, and you looking understandably sheepish. The second you meet Sanji’s eyes, you flush a bright crimson and look away, but Zoro only scoffs as he drops into his normal seat and folds his arms. You slip into the seat next to his, your gaze fixed determinedly on the table before you.
When Nami arrives, she flings her arms around you, giving you a hard squeeze.
“Don’t ever do that again,” she says, pulling back with fever-glass eyes, shimmering with tears.
Zoro grunts, “I’ve already tried that.”
You resist the urge to shoot Zoro a dirty look, and instead, squeeze Nami’s arms.
“Sorry I scared you.”
“It was pretty scary!” Luffy’s voice rings out as he joins the throng, plopping into the seat at the head of the table and flashing you a massive grin, “but boy are we glad you’re okay! It’s kinda a cool power you have! Scary, but cool!”
“I wasn’t worried for a minute!” Usopp claims as he trundles in, smiling bravely as he takes the last seat. At a pointed look from Nami, he clears his throat and turns towards Sanji, “So! Uh — what’s for breakfast?”
Sanji smirks as he starts to set out an entire breakfast service, complete with eggs three ways, freshly baked brioche with a variety of homemade jams, grilled fish, sausages, bacon, a steaming pot of rice, along with miso soup, freshly squeeze tangerine juice, and hot tea.
“And an aged ale,” Sanji says, offhandedly, setting a bottle in front of Zoro without looking at him, “for medicinal reason only, alright? Don’t go looking for this kind of treatment every day.”
Zoro blinks at the bottle of ale before shrugging and popping off the cap with a finger.
“Wow, Sanji! This is amazing!” Luffy compliments, before immediately digging in. Usopp looks similarly eager as he reaches for a steaming brioche bun.
Sanji smiles as you make to reach for some eggs and Zoro bats your hand away, tugging the entire tray towards you for easier access.
Nami only smirks.
“I figured we could all use some good fuel after —” Sanji clears his throat as he settles in his own seat, neatly tucking a napkin into the collar of his shirt, “well, after a hard battle.”
His voice catches briefly before he hitches a bright smile back onto his face and serves himself a thick slice of bacon.
You pause, halfway through slicing a perfectly poached egg, your eyes caught on the golden yoke beading at the tiny puncture wound from your knife.
“Look — I’m really sorry for —”
“Don’t.”
“It’s alright.”
Zoro and Nami speak at the same time, both freezing for a second before glancing at each other and Zoro sighs, slumping back in his chair with his arms folded.
Nami purses her lips before taking a breath.
“It’s… well, it’s not alright,” she amends, staring down at her own breakfast, “but you don’t have to apologize. Just…” she finally looks up, her gaze electric in the morning light spilling through the wide windows, “let us protect you next time.”
Zoro grunts a brief affirmation as you swallow passed the lump in your throat.
“I — it’s just — it’s hard,” you admit, setting down your utensils to stare at the palms of your hands, the skin there soft and unworn, so deceivingly so. Sometimes, you hated the fact that you always came back devoid of scars — as if even that has to be stripped from you. The proof that you’d suffered, the reminders that you’d time and time again survived.
“When dying —” you force your mouth to wrap around the word, to hold it on your tongue without shrinking away, “is the only thing I’ve known for… for forever, really.”
“Mm, well,” Luffy’s slightly muffled voice breaks out from down the table, making everyone jump. He grins, swallowing a mouthful of sausage, “Shanks used to tell me that dying and living are really just the same thing in the end — you just gotta choose what you’d rather do that day!”
A beat of thin, shocked silence follows, before you break into a surprised laugh.
“Whoever this Shanks person is — he sounds like a pretty cool guy.”
Luffy nods enthusiastically, spearing another sausage with great voracity, “He was! And I think he’s right! I mean — we’re your crew now! And we’ll take care of you. So… just choose to live next time!”
Nami is the first one to start laughing, and soon, everyone follows after. The sheer ridiculous simplicity of the statement catching everyone off-guard, the truth of it sweet as freshly made mochi.
— — —
Later that day, you find yourself staring out at the endless stretch of sea at the head of the ship, the wind tangling loose fingers through your undone hair.
Zoro sidles up next to you, standing close enough for your arms to brush.
He’s rarely left you alone in the hours since the fight, since you’d woken up again in his hammock. But it’d been his turn to clean out the bilge, and he’d mercifully not asked you to accompany him for that specific little venture.
Now, he stands next to you, his body warm, his hair slightly damp from what looks like a recent wash.
“We’re goin’ after him,” he says, his eyes following yours as you both scan the wide expanse of shattered-glass sea.
“Crocodile?” you ask, though you already know the answer.
“Yeah, and Baroque Works.”
You turn to face him, the wind whipping your hair into so many thin tendrils of darkened silk. You reach up a hand to catch a few strands in a vain attempt to keep them from flying into your eyes.
Zoro twists around, leaning in to rake his fingers through your hair, wrapping them around his fist till he’s reeling you in, close enough for you to press both hands to his chest.
He watches as you fight with some internal compulsion, probably to tell him that it’s too dangerous, that they’ll never win. But finally, you seem to steel yourself, looking back up at him with a liquid fire deep in the warm darkness of your eyes.
“It won’t be easy,” you say, your voice soft, but he’s close enough to catch them, his other hand steadying itself along your hip.
His lip slants into an amused grin.
“Good. I’ve never liked an easy fight.”
You smile despite yourself, fighting the urge to roll your eyes.
“Masochist,” you say, inching your hands up to loop around his neck. Zoro smirks, cocking his head to one side, tugging you ever closer by the back of your neck.
“Maybe. But speaking of liking pain — what’s this I hear about you and the waiter makin’ stuff later on in the kitchen?”
You peer up at him with huge, doleful eyes before heaving a melodramatic sigh.
“I always thought you were the jealous type,” you lament, attempting to turn your face away but Zoro’s fingers dig into your skin, sending a strange, gooseberry ache tingling through you as you gasp, your eyes flickering back to meet his molten gaze. Heat blisters into your cheeks as something very much like desire pools in the depths of your belly.
“I’ve never been good at sharing.”
You laugh, nodding, “Yeah… that was true even when we were kids. Even though you always pretended you didn’t want anything till it was offered to you.”
Zoro scoffs, shrugging, “Figured if something was mine… it’d come to me in the end.”
“And now?” you ask, the hint of a tease threading through your voice, just enough to make Zoro’s skin prickle with want.
“Now, I just take what I want.”
“Or…” you lean in to skim your lips along his cheek, lilting your voice low enough to make him shiver, “you follow them for three whole weeks, then offer to buy them a drink at a bar, right?”
Zoro makes a half-annoyed, half-contemptuous noise, frowning as he pulls back. But before he can say anything, you’re laughing, and the sight of it strikes him breathless, the mid-morning sun draping you in orange and gold, your cheeks flushed with life and color, your body warm and soft in the circle of his arms.
You’ve never looked so beautiful — you’ve never looked so daringly, dashingly alive.
By the time the laughter trickles out of you, Zoro is also smiling. He reaches up to coax your face towards his, brushing your hair back with a careful finger.
“Guess you’re right — you got away in the end.”
You still against him, watching as he glances off towards the vast expanse of endless sea.
“But rumor has it, you’ve never let go of a mark,” you say.
Zoro’s eyes snap back to you, and the way you’re grinning up at him makes the world tilt on it’s axis around him.
“I haven’t,” he murmurs, lowering his head till your noses are bare inches apart.
“Then… don’t let me ruin your record.” The moth-wing flutter of your lashes twists tight the torque in his chest, and it takes him half a breath to realize that this must be what it feels like to fall in love, or rather — to realize that you’ve already fallen.
“Hn. Wasn’t planning on it,” he says, delighting in the tiny little shiver that shakes through you at his words. He pauses as your noses finally brush, your breath ghosting across his lips, so painfully, torturously close.
“So…” he purposefully draws out the word, letting it rumble through him, a low growl of sound. You blink up at him, curious, but pliant, and so, so terribly trusting. He allows himself a wolfish grin.
“What’re you and the cook makin’ later?”
You let out a frustrated groan and make to pull away but Zoro easily jerks you back, locking you against his chest even as you let out a surprised squeak.
“Are you going to kiss me or not, Roronoa?”
Zoro chuckles, “Depends on what your answer is.”
You flush, crinkling your nose as you glare up at him, “Sakura-mochi, the kind you like. There, happy?”
“Sure. So long as no one else gets to have any.”
Your eyes go wide, and you open your mouth to retaliate but Zoro presses in, crushing your lips to his in a searing kiss. The only noise you make is a tiny, desperate sigh as he sates himself on the taste of you, the sharp thundering in his chest quelled by the way you clutch at him, your fingers digging sharp pinpricks into his chest as you scrabble to pull him closer.
He is breathless when you break apart, and he’s light-headed with the sight of you and your kiss-bruised lips, stained dark by the pressure of his teeth. It sets something savage on edge inside him and it takes everything in him not to drag you somewhere and let the burning hunger swallow you whole.
“Like I said,” he says, his voice ragged, “I’ve never been good at sharing.”
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cozage · 2 years ago
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Hello, I absolutely love the way you write! Also congrats on 2k! Could I request Zoro, Sanji, and Law with a clumsy afab s/o?
Characters: gn reader x Zoro, Sanji, Law Total word count: 470
Clumsy S/O
Zoro
Zoro asked you once-ONCE-to spot him. And somehow the weights, the bar, and the both of you ended up up on the floor. Thankfully nobody was hurt, but he’d take the risk of no spotter after that. 
Sometimes he’ll forget and ask you to help him move something or grab something for him. It will immediately be followed up with a “Y’know what…nevermind. Thanks though.”
You just randomly get bruises across your body. They used to send Zoro into a panic, but now he just looks at them and chuckles. “You got a new one,” he says, jabbing his finger into it and causing you to groan. 
Even though he always makes fun of you, he doesn’t tolerate other people (especially Luffy and Usopp) making fun of you when you do something embarrassing. Zoro is pretty good at reading when it’s okay to laugh and when it’s not, and he always scolds the crewmates if they cross the line. 
Sanji
You are always getting his food on you or knocking something over in some way, shape, or form. Thankfully, Sanji is always there, waiting. He has a specific napkin ready for your spills, just in case. 
Sometimes you get food on your face, but he just smiles at you and wipes it away with his thumb. When it’s just the two of you, he’ll kiss or lick it away (lil freak)
He is somehow always there to catch you when you fall. Always. It doesn’t make any sense. He just knows, and suddenly he’s next to you, steadying you as you stumble. 
When the two of you walk through uneven paths, like cobblestone streets or forests, he always holds your hand and walks in front of you. You have a tendency to always walk through spiderwebs somehow, so he leads the way and clears them out for you. 
Law
Law has gotten very good at putting up a room and shambling you away quickly whenever you are in danger. Very good.
He very often leaves random unimportant things (like paperclips or books) on soft surfaces during the day so he has something easy to swap with you if he needs to. 
If you’re in the lab, he has a designated place for you to sit. Far, FAR away from the glassware and other chemicals. He used to let you help, but he learned very quickly that while you tried your best, it was better to have you observe. He swears you’re cursed because his experiments are always significantly more difficult when you’re around, even if you aren’t involved. 
He just about has a heart attack whenever you’re standing on a high place or doing something dangerous. He doesn’t tell you not to do it and he doesn’t scold you, he just stands and watches, waiting to catch you if you fall.
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