#ZombieHatter

[amazinglissawho]

My Actual Best Friend

So this is unedited and probably makes no sense but I just want to say something. The best friend I'll probably ever make is my friend Hatter and here's our story (Told how i saw it at least) cause why the freak not. (If your confused who I'm talking about I'm referring to @therealzombiehatter Basically it started in April(?), were not sure when; all I know was that it was while I was in Spring Break in 2016, he posted on his profile asking if anyone wanted to play 21 questions. And I messaged him saying something like, "Hey you said you wanted to play 21 questions."  And he said yes. So not sure if he knows this but I was a huge fan of his work and I thought of him as this "huge Wattpadder who is so cool and he'll probably forget me after this, though maybe we might become friends." Keep in mind I probably had no more than 30 followers (Which blew my mind) and he had probably between 100-200 at the time. To give perspective his biggest story was "Beauty and The Freak" which if if you don't kn't know it, It was a Punk!Jack x Pastel!Mark that was discontinued eventually. And I had JUST started "Hitorinbo Envy." So that was awhile back. Btw, if you're wondering how I found his page is that this book was I was following entered Hatter's "Beauty and the Freak Contest" and I looked at his page and I was like. Let me read it, and than I did and followed him and the book. Than I saw he posted on AO3 and I commented telling him if he ever needed any help posting on their as he was new to it that I would be happy to help. He never responded. (Well he did nearly a year later after we became friends XD) Getting back to the story, we started playing and we got a few questions in than Hatter had to leave. Then we didn't really talk for maybe 3 weeks. Than one day, I was having a really bad day and I was about to break down and I hated the world and I had never felt more alone and without anyone So in a fit I messaged him apologizing for the long messages, than just straight started venting. (After asking if it was okay) Why would I vent to someone who was barely a friend, It was because I swore I saw on his profile that he said that anyone could message him for advice at any time. Hence why I messaged him. Fun fact: his profile didn't say that. Despite that he responded with good advice and I was glad I didn't scare him off. As time went on we became closer and I've ranted to him many time and 99% of the time he responded quickly with good advice. And at some point he started coming to me for advice, as I had offered, and that kind of put the nail in the coffin that we were friends. We've vented to each other so many times and somehow he hasn't judged me. And I also met Howie and Gen because of him. Two of my other good friends. He invited us all to a game of CAH and we've talked since. I don't think i could have asked for a better group of people to be friends with. And we've become closer, like we have a very deep connection. And frankly I live with the fact that more likely than not I probably would've quit Wattpad by now and be in a deep depression without him with me. Also we have a ship name; Hattissa. We are completely cool with us being shipped XD So I guess this is my thank you to him for the fact that he has dealt with my insanity for more than a year. And in all seriousness, I am beyond thankful that he has ended up in my life. And responded to me that first day or the fact I had the guts to actually vent to someone or talk to him. And I have the absolute privilege to see him become his own person and he's just mad me better person. He helped me feel like I had a purpose because frankly if I can give advice that means that at least I have some use and if someone come to me that means someone likes me. And frankly there's more I want to say but I can't seem to find the words and I know very well I have left things out but hey, that just leaves more stories to tell. So thank you. -Lissa Howie: @howiewantsafedora Gen: @lpsgrrl237

[aleksandr-is-probably-gay-blog]

Aleks & Cow Chop // Family

@zombiehatter requested this on Wattpad!

Something where it's slight angst with a fluffy ending involving hurt/comfort with Aleks being the one hurt (preferably emotionally then physically) and him being comforted by his friends (in the Cow Chop crew). I'd like it to be solely based on the plantonic love they all share but if you'd like a ship then I'd prefer it be with him and James and still be focused on everyone. Also if you could please have it be in 3rd person then it'd be much appreciated :3

Yes!

Enjoy this final chapter :) ------------------------------>

Aleks had just gotten out of a bad relationship. As in, last night she broke up with him. They weren't in a healthy relationship by any means, but they made each other happy.

She packed her things and left, leaving a short note telling Aleks she didn't want to speak to him again. He wasn't enjoying Los Angeles and she made it better for him. Aleks had friends, yes, and he loved his friends, but they just weren't enough for him. He always needed more.

Brett was the first to notice him trudge into work, head down, dragging his feet. "Aleks, you okay?" he asks, approaching him. Aleks just nods his head. Brett blows it off.

Aleks throws his bag down, sitting at his desk. He places his headphones on, not wanting to speak to anyone.

James also noticed he was off. He decided to pester Aleks until he gave in, explaining what had happened. Tears began to fall from Aleks' eyes as James wrapped his arm around his shoulders. "Hey, it's okay. You'll be alright, Aleksandr. We're all here for you." James, says, attempting to calm his sobbing best friend.

The rest of the day went by slowly. Aleks spent most of it biting back tears. Every so often, someone would rise from their work and approach Aleks, offering their condolences. They know it isn't their business, but they also know how much she meant to him. "You wanna come over and get drunk? We'll kick Trevor out and drink." Asher offers. Aleks cracks a small smile.

"Maybe I'll take you up on that offer." Aleks replies. Asher smiles.

"We're always here for you. Whenever, wherever. Just let us know."

Aleks nods. Joe approaches him next. "Guys we have work-" Aleks begins, stopping when Joe wraps his arms around him in a tight hug. Aleks returns the embrace, both men enjoying the company.

"Okay, back to work." Joe mumbles, releasing Aleks.

"Aleks, we love you. We're family here, bud. We're going nowhere." Brett pipes in.

This was the best family Aleks had ever known.

fin.

[lpsrick237]

Uuuuggggghhhhhh

I stand with Felix on what the fuck happened. Okay, I'm just gonna say my personal opinion for a few paragraphs and we can go back to talking about how much life sucks and stupid shit I care about. Okay? Okay. I've never been a huge fan of Felix, and personally I thought his videos were somewhat stupid to me. I still respect him because he's a person, and I think he's a good person. Also I've looked at many opinions, I watched a few videos on this, and the fact that I've only just heard about this two days ago. Why the fuck is this blowing up so fast? There are giant other chaotic situations going on, and Americans are also worrying about our water supply and shit, and we're thinking about how a VERY famous YouTuber made an attempt at dark humor and failed...? This is childish. Of the media, and of the haters. If you think Jack is a traitor, go to LissaWho5's post about it and check the comments. ZombieHatter posted a link to Jack's tumblr post about how he meant to say he supports Felix. Also I think it's childish of a media to gather "evidence" to claim he's a Nazi and to say that he had no comment (although he did) behind his back. Another thing; who thought Disney and Pewds would ever mix? Seriously, come on! He makes dark jokes and curses. Who finds that kid friendly. -Disney raises hand- Shut up, Disney! You already dropped the deal! Anyways, back to what I was talking about. I also know (like everyone else) that YouTube Red dropped Scare Pewdiepie season two. Now I was sort of a fan of the series, and god damn it you DROPPED it after so much time, effort, and money it took to get it done?! I'm sorry, but YouTube has some other messed up shit going on, so why the fuck drop the show for something stupid?! Yes, it was offensive, but he apologized. He apologized, told almost EXACTLY what happened, and he made a tumblr post! So basically we have so much child play, major drops, lots of hate, and Felix's apology. Okay? He failed at dark humor. I'm sorry to all of the Jewish friends I have that he made that joke. Hopefully you know why he made that joke. It was for two reasons: 1) Pushing boundaries 2) Showing how stupid a website is for allowing anyone to buy anything for $5. He said he learned from his mistakes, so why not take his word for it instead of being a child trying to make more money and being assholes?! I'm talking to you fucking Wall Street!!! Okay, I think I'm finished. Let's all get away from the drama and read some nice Septiplier- Oh right that fandom's dead because of the fucking outrageous shippers. Riiiggghhttt. (Ugh fuck life rn). Thanks for reading/following, if I made a mistake in any of my information please correct me and I will edit this, and I hope to see you in the next post. I'm gonna watch Crankthatgameplays for the first time now...!

[phanfeed-ao3]

Beautiful

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

by ZombieHatter

Letter to Phil from Dan. Dan lets Phil know how beautiful he truly is.

Words: 198, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Shipping One Shots

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Additional Tags: Fluff, Love Letters, Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Short & Sweet

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

[ao3feedphan]

Beautiful

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

by ZombieHatter

Letter to Phil from Dan. Dan lets Phil know how beautiful he truly is.

Words: 198, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Shipping One Shots

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Additional Tags: Fluff, Love Letters, Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Short & Sweet

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

[sydneypie3]

ColinTheHatter (previosuly ZombieHatter) Aesthetic

[misfithatter]

Finally able to wear my glasses after getting my industrial #glasses #nerd #purplehair #coloredhair #emokid #emogirl #creepy #creepygirl #alt #alternative #piercing #piercings #girlswithgauges #girlorboy #gender #genderqueer #genderqueerpride #forgetpronounsimazombie #zombie #hatter #zombiehatter

[phanfeed-ao3]

Beautiful

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

by ZombieHatter

Letter to Phil from Dan. Dan lets Phil know how beautiful he truly is.

Words: 198, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Shipping One Shots

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester

Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Additional Tags: Fluff, Love Letters, Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Domestic Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Short & Sweet

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2k0FSNP

[lpsrick237]

Making A Video

So uh I'm making a video tomorrow and I'll try to post it on Monday. Posting art on Monday as well, finishing ZombieHatter's fan art on Tuesday, and publishing a Natepat story on here tomorrow or Monday. Next chapter of In Love With A Nerd will be out on Valentines Day :) FOR THE VIDEO: Please send either five names, a oneshot request (anything), a question, or tell demand for us to tell a story about our conversations! It would be very helpful! So yeah, the video is for 75 followers on wattpad. THANK UOU! Thank you to anyone who reads! I love you all so much. Alright I'll go now. Thanks for reading/following and I hope to see you in the next post. BOI!