#Zoe Kravits

[totallylost4you]

The LOLAWOLF (Zoë Kravitz & Jimmy Giannopoulos) Twitter account retweeted two Swiftgron tweets. They tell Zoë's song "Not Diana" is interesting from a Swiftgron's perspective. On the same night Taylor played "Wonderland" as a surprise song!

I know you like French girls. But I swept you off your feet. 'Cause you grabbed me by my wrists. And you kissed me on my tits.

I know I'm not Diana. But just come with me. Come away with me.

Goodbye Kaylor, hello Toë!? 🥹

(It's okay, as long as Taylor is happy, but... Karlie!? 🥹)

👇 This is where all the rumors about Taylor's relationship with Zoë Kravitz started. 👇

A Toë masterpost 👇

December 9, 2020:

Fits to Taylor's "Paris"-lyrics: Like we were in Paris Like we were somewhere else

New Year's Eve 2020: Look at the Captions and the Sofa

"Willow" and the Witches:

March 27, 2023: "You are family" (Lenny about Taylor)

“Oh you went in MY closet” (Lenny Kravits about Taylor's outfit)

Most parts of the Masterpost by iloveanimalssavetheworld

Lolawolf tweets found by Gaylor Updates

[rrayyn]

[laurettelarue]

Zoë Kravitz

[romangoldendreams]

Chronicles of Sholomon & Makeda

There she was, hidden, under thousands and thousands of veils of a thousand colors that hung from her litter, and a thousand more colors of the rich silks that her slaves placed at the king's feet as part of that never-ending present that she gave him. gave away The king was on her ivory throne, as high as the sun could have been in her eyes. There was King Solomon, receiving the majestic Makeda, Queen of Sheba. But there was something about her… something unsettling, was she really human? That dark idol, with an indescribable appearance, that looked golden from the middle of the waist up, and silver in the lower part of her body? Her dresses from her distance dazzled him. Solomon closed his eyes with force as he had not done since God had visited him in his orchard, and had given him the gift he had asked for, that of wisdom.

was she really human?....

It was as if the Lord, Blessed be her name, did not want him to see her, as if he was hiding her even from him, the Chosen One to rule his People.

"Her Majesty, the Queen of Sheba," announced a young Nubian.

He came dressed as his queen, with a golden turban and silver pants, bare-chested, only dotted with tattoos written in a strange language, and covered by a red pectoral, the same as the queen who stood up, between the white curtains of her bunk, being announced.

Solomon swallowed, feeling all the force of his heart in the nervous movement of his blue veins, pregnant by the pressure on his wrists, so much so that it seemed they were going to burst.

"Please, Elohim, God of my fathers, Abraham, Isaac, & Jacob, please allow me to be able to look this woman face to face, do not take her away from me, because her figure burns my sight, as if she were an idol that It is not to be worshipped, I truly fear it as much as I want to see it." The two Sabean trumpets followed those of King Solomon.

Then all present saw her descend among her slaves, with both hands resting on each of her two maidens.

The Queen of Sheba…

Makeda.

Her dress was so heavy because of the huge and expensive jewelry she was wearing, and her legs were so thin and long that she could barely carry such a load.

Solomon stood up, arms outstretched. But everyone in that room, his concubines, his wives and children, his council, his subjects, his slaves… the dignitaries, the scribes… they all whispered the same thing.

-What happens to the king, who has his eyes closed?

The pharaoh's daughter, the king's most powerful wife, aware of Makeda's fame of almost unearthly beauty, pushed her way through the crowd to catch up with her…to warn her. But as soon as she reached it, a golden liquid sprang from the queen's berth… which made her recoil.

Was that perhaps… gold?

Everyone there saw it. Liquid gold was the carpet of honor for the goddess of Sheba, Balkis. She had been trained since she was a child, boiling gold would barely burn her feet.

Solomon salutes her. Hail, Queen of Sheba…

But she at the moment she was speechless.

The queen walked slowly on that imperceptible golden carpet under her bare feet, freeing the slaves from her burden.

-I am very honored that you have welcomed me into your court, great king, many times, for many times I have seen the sun rise to die again at the end of the day before reaching the land ruled by your God. His voice was like a seven-stringed instrument, sweeter and more vibrant than the harp Sholomon had made for the jinn that pearled the air to play a hymn to the Lord, God of the Hosts of Israel.

Solomon watched the queen finally free of all veils, only covered by one that was even longer than her dress, white, as much as frozen snow, which showed her tanned skin under it, but so bright that her figure was something more. than that of a mere human.

That's why Yaveh hadn't wanted him to see her.

She was a heavenly being.

The king at once came down from his throne, with his sceptre, and the crown of his father David's, held upon his temple, and his wild dark mane, adored with ribbons of so many colors like Joseph's tunic in the past.

Sholomon was a honey-colored man. His flesh was still young, his height unmatched, his chest swelled with force as he descended. Makeda couldn't even speak.

They had all told him of her endless wisdom. But what about the beauty of him?

The queen's eyes had never been so blessed, nor had they seen a man with olive skin, not even with hair so immensely long....

[mgopinoon]

Just let me rephrase that we know the Gerbers press Austin to marry Kaia after they dating over 2 years, it's 50/50 percent worse. Why don't he choose any women who is older than Kaia (for example Jodie Cormer, Zoe Kravit, or Olivia DeJonge).

I think his next girlfriend won't be so young, I think he learned.

[wambsgansroy]

btw now that i've recovered a little the context of this post was that i went on a date with a girl who turned out to be a zionist and a gaylor truther with tens of thousands of tiktok followers

WHAT AM I DOING

[moonystoast1971]

HI IM PISSED OFF AND HERE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT TOXIC MARAUDERS STANS

so i saw a "hot take" it was the coldest shit ever like girlie my fridge is broken rn pls bring ur opinions this way

basically they were mad that the marauders fandom now has more characters in it (the characters they named: pandora dorcas evan barty) and that it was now less about james sirius and remus but more about "ocs" and want to bring it back to the early 2000s

TW!!!!!!!!!!: talks about racisim, colourism, sexual harrassment, homophobia, fat phobia, lesbophobia, general toxicisity, sexism, shitty beauty standards

lets evaluate ur early 2000s:

-two ships only ever written about and they were both toxic: jily and wolfstar lets talk about that for a second: Jily was only ever written in a way that was litterally sexual harrassment! you had james sexually harrassing lily every five minutes but called it romantic. you had this girl subjected to years of humiliation and sexual harrassment - THAT STARTED AT AGE 11 AND WENT ALL THE WAY TO AGE 17! like u were telling us how cute it was to be pressured into romance. THE LOVELYYYYYY EARLY 2000S <333333333 next we have wolfstar which was litterally gays for straight ppl, remus was ur tortured little broken boy who treated sirius like literal shit- this man treated sirius as if he was an annoying ass burden, he could never do anything good, he was always treated as if his presence was killing remus. but its fine they were aestheticly pleasing and the straight girls loved to read about them. sirius and remus were ur trauma porn gays written for straights. lily and james were ur sexual harrassment turned love affair romance for the toxic love girlies.

-all ur characters were white: james occasionally got to be desi but that was fucking rare, all ur characters were skinny white ppl. if james was written as desi itd be one quick "cholatey skin" (seriously why were you out here describing his skin as food???????? none of the 4385853959 billion white ppl got that treatment) dorcas and mary eventually got thrown in but of course OF FUCKING COURSE ya'll still had mary as miss lily collins miss emily from paris and dorcas as light skin when she was dark skinned (your colourisms showing babes - dark skin girls are beautiful, don't forget that) but no yall had her as miss zoe kravits well knowing she was dark skin

-your over glorification of male characters and complete ignorance to the female characters:

Tell me why james sirius remus and snape (never peter) all got these in depth stories, all got to have feelings that got explained, lives that had meaning but lily evans was a pawn in her own love story? was used as a plot device? as personal growth for not one BUT TWO MEN she wasn't a person to ya'll she was james and snapes character development. mary and dorcas got added in and were given the personality of fucking sticks on the ground. you treated these women as if they were plot points to further the lives of men AND NOW UR COMPLAINING WE'VE GIVEN THEM PROPER PERSONALITIES?????? my brothers in christ ur sexism is showing, better cover up.

-UR TOXIC ASS BODY STANDARDS (oml this one drives me up the fucking wall):

you will be genuinely SHOCKED how many early 2000s marauders fics i've read where the second its revealed peter betrayed them he's being called fat and ugly and horrible names about his weight. james remus and sirius were these perfect little pretty boys who were basically described as gods while peter was described as ugly and surprisingly (no it fucking wasnt surprising in the slightest) fat THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PLUS SIZE BODIES so why was that how you described him? always just "fat and ugly" what the fuck? STOP DEMONISING PLUS SIZE BODIES

-ur antisemitism: Snape was ur bad guy, so of course your "amazing" writing "talents" had to talk about how ugly he was but snape wasn't plus sized so ya'll couldn't call him fat, OH BUT LOOK GUYS HE STILL HAS A BODY PART WE CAN INSULT TO MAKE THE MARAUDERS LOOK EVEN BETTER THAN HIM!!!!!!! HIS NOSE!!!!!!! sitting here writing fucking paragraphs describing this man and always going back to his "big ugly nose" "ginormous nose" u may not like it but ur an antisemitic. you're talking about a jewish mans nose and describing it in ways to make it sound hideous JUST TO GLORIFY UR BORING ASS WHITE MEN! why was his nose the marauders favourite insult?

-ur general homophobia:

as i said earlier: WOLFSTAR WAS GAYS WRITTEN FOR STRAIGHT GIRLS TO TWIRL THEIR HAIR ABOUT

those were ur only queer characters. james was straight, peter was straight (tho some of yall mfs [2000s remadora shippers] were out here making peter the only queer character so it just worked so well when he was ur bad guy) snape was straight, lily was straight (not that it mattered bc the girl barely had a personality) the fandom was just a bunch of overly glorified straight assholes with their two gay friends who hold hands to make the straight girls horny. eventually marlene and dorcas were thrown in to apease the lesbians but all they did was come by holding hands and say hi to ur precious white men and never speak again

LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE FANDOM NOWADAYS:

female characters are actually treated like important characters NOT JUST PLOT DEVICES (wow who knew that was something we could do 😲😲😲)

queer characters are written properly they aren't just jerk off material for straight girls

the characters arent just fucking white men and when they arent white their culture is actually fucking mentioned it isnt just a throw in to appease ppl

the characters just have more fucking personality tbh

body types are celebrated not demonised

there are so many different ships which allows representation for so many different people

NON CISGENDERED CHARACTERS!!!!!

redemption for characters that were literal children in that war (these kids were raised in households brainwashed and abused to fight in a war they were too young to even understand properly)

honestly our stories r just fucking better

QUEER SHIPS WRITTEN FOR AND BY QUEER PEOPLE!!

now last thing i wanna talk about is the added characters and the redemptions for certain characters: literally all i want to say is if u dont fucking like seeing other characters being given roles in it DONT PRESS THE FANFICS WITH THEIR NAMES TAGGED theres this special button in ao3 which allows u to exclude certain things - exclude their names if ur small brain cant see that these were literal children who were being manipulated into their ways and if ur tiny little brain cant handle so many names

please feel free to agrue with me in the comments babes id love to hear ur shitty ass old ass out dated ass opinions <33333

[elenaferrante]

Btw I recently read this book called High Fidelity by Nick Hornby and I am convinced it might have not only inspired the pun in the title of High Infidelity the song, but also the whole concept of Midnights the album, seen not only as a collection of stories of Taylor’s “sleepless nights”, but also as her digging into her past and previous relationships to see what went wrong to try and salvage her relationship with joe.

High Fidelity opens with Rob, the main character, being dumped by his girlfriend, Laura, and him consequently listing the 5 worst break ups of his life.

As he recalls these break ups, Rob decides to get in touch with his former girlfriends to understand what went wrong with them. Eventually, this re-examination of his past relationships, as well as his newly found understanding of his own insecurities and fears, help bring Rob and Laura back together.

Sounds familiar? Also Zoe Kravits has listed High Fidelity as one of her fav books ever and starred in a tv adaptation for it back in 2020.

[wildcmbcrsupdates]

sbpmidias: Barbara Palvin, Jacob Elordi, Henry Lau, Hailey Bieber, Zoë Kravits, Parker Kit Hill, Reign Judge, Oyinda, Antoine Arnault, Alexandre Arnault e Dylan Sprouse no evento de reabertura da flagship da Tiffany & Co em Nova York - 27/04. — Barbara Palvin, Jacob Elordi, Henry Lau, Hailey Bieber, Zoë Kravits, Parker Kit Hill, Reign Judge, Oyinda, Antoine Arnault, Alexandre Arnault and Dylan Sprouse at the Tiffany & Co flagship reopening event in New York - 04/27. — #barbarapalvin

Barbara Palvin, Dylan Sprouse, Hailey Bieber and Zoe Kravitz via sbpmidias on Instagram, 04/29/2023.

[totallylost4you]

Last Update: August 24, 2024

KAYLOR BLOG INDEX Part 2 (Part 1)

Part 1 includes all Kaylor and Eras Tour postings

Gaylor: London Boy - Booksmart | Taylor approved gay Cruel Summer version | Robin | Look what we made Taylor do - article | Karma is that girl | Drake | Welcome to New York | Olivia Wilde - Climate | Tegan and Sara - The Closet | Girls back home touch you like I do? | Lily Aldridge Grammy | Hits Different + Barbie Movie | Friend of Dorothy Explaination | Harry&Taylor are friends of Dorothy | KStew Robsten PR | Taylor controls the media narrative | Joe had strict rules | 👇 MORE

Cancel Taylor? | Joe's family members are Gaylors + his colleagues | Met Gala Burger | Met Gala | Zoe Kravits | Renegate | Arlington Exhibition | Evelyn Hugo about Celia | Grammy pic with Karlie | Mean | Evelyn Hugo | Taylor Jenkins Reid | Karlie's bff married to Dianna Ex | I'd be just like Leo | Stars read RED songs | Fletcher is a Gaylor | Grammy 23 After Party - Gay Pride | Dated the same people | Style is about...? | Lavender Haze | Chely Wright sees Gaylors | Tolerate it

>> Link Part 1

[rrayyn]

[stargirldotcom]

wait please explain what the great celebrity witch-hunt was? 😭

it was when people on twitter started realizing that zoe kravits was actually problematic and started bringing up shady stuff she had done and then people started dragging other celebrities too. no one was safe. someone even dug up a picture of andrew garfield in a durag and he didn't even do anything 💀💀

[somaligovernment]

Still can’t believe we got robbed of Zoe Kravits’ About A Girl Catwoman performance to R Patz’s Something In The Way Batman Perfomance

[guavasbizarre]

i’ll gladly admit that the first time i saw zoe kravits on tv was in “rough night”

[nat111love]

 From The Batman's Official Script Book:

They stare into each others eyes—

his intensely studying hers, as she gazes back for a long time—something very intimate in the moment.

[jo-aise]

behind the scenes ﹢✦⁺