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mkarchin713 · 11 months ago

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Billy: … what?

Clockwork: it’s not unusual for the males of our species to incubate our young. It helps them grow stronger as they can directly absorb their father’s energy. Why do you think all my children were powerhouses compared to their cousins. Most of my brothers chose not to do it because they couldn’t handle birthing pain.

Zeus:… what?

Clockwork: what do you mean what? You gave birth to Athena and Dionysus the same way. You ate them and then gave birth to them. And look how they turned out. Athena became one of the most influential goddesses in all of Greece and Dionysus was able to ascend to divinity in his lifetime. Maybe if you bothered to eat your other kids they wouldn’t cause so much trouble in the mortal realms.

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#crossover #dc x dp #danny phantom #crack #batfam #danny fenton #dc x dp crossover #dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #clockwork is Kronos #Clockwork was a seahorse dad #Zeus canonically ate his first wife while she was pregnant with Athena and gave birth to her via an axe to the head #Zeus accidently killed Dionysus’s mom and sewed the fetus into his own thigh #hell when Zeus made his dad throw up his siblings they where not only fully formed but armed #the only reason Zeus was even able to win that fight was because Kronos was prepping to give birth to Hestia at the time #baring Hestia and Hades most of the original 6 olympians could be considered premies because Zeus induced early labor

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