#Zayn thinks it's hilarious and adorable ofc

[alexenglish]

Zayn giving Niall a fade

listen there’s a very important Zouiall punk AU that lives in my brain where Zouis are like, slow boning their way to falling in love but Ziall have been fooling around for AGES and it started because the very first time Niall wanted purple hair, xe didn’t know how to do it xirself (Niall is an agender badass in this, because why tf not) so Zayn did it and they both got weirdly horny when Zayn was massaging Manic Panic into Niall’s bleached locks. they jerked each other off while that was setting and Niall’s dick was purple for a week. 

obviously at some point Niall gets drunk and demands Zayn gives xir an undercut, and is incredibly impressed by Zayn’s ability to give a fade because xe totally didn’t trust Zayn to actually make it happen, which Zayn is incredibly offended by!! he cuts his own hair all the damn time! 

anyway yeah. Zayn doing Niall’s hair.

[the-kipsabian]

top five wrassle stables ~

imma do this for tag teams and stables combined cause i dont think theres enough just stables in the current time to fill this part lol. and like usually, in no particular order ~

you knew this was coming when you asked this, right? i mean, im a simple person, i see something i like and im attached to it through thick and thin lol. but honestly tho, the artist collective as a whole is just. this team is SO good. no matter the variation, if its just nakamura and zayn or if its all three or just nakamura and cesaro, its always so. SO very good. they are all talented individuals on their own, and seriously just look at what they can achieve together - sami got his first singles title in the main roster, and nakamura and cesaro are tag champs now, and previously nakamura was the ic champ for a while cause of sami and im just jasndkjanskjdbahs. they are all amazing and this stable is just so good and i just. above all i adore the name ‘artist collective’ cause they are all artists in their own way and im crying brb

this might be the odd choice on my list but. i honestly adore the usos. these boys are entertaining as hell, they are both ridiculously talented and they just have that attitude that many other teams lack rn to like. keep me interested and be entertaining. and they just look like they are having so much fun while doing all that, its amazing and i love them

this one has been a favorite of mine for a very. VERY long time honestly cause like. miz and morrison originate from like 2007 i believe? and reunited last year (or was it at the beginning of this year im not sure time is a really weird concept rn) and im just ooooooof. very good, always entertaining bois, you will never catch me complaining about john going without a shirt (im gonna admit this one, but i am. extremely thirsty for his abs LOL) and they are just absolutely hilarious, always have been and hopefully always will be. they just show up being how they are and are hilarious and they clearly have fun with everything they do and i just. love it so much

..do i have to explain anything apart from this gif? cause really im not gonna just know that i love the new day LOL also they are an important team to me cause they are the first ones my wife also fell in love with so yeah ~

you think im gonna pass up on mentioning the bois that make me the most fucking emotional out of everything in pro wrestling right now? nah bro ofc im gonna put breezango here. these bois give me emotions every single time they are together no matter what they do, they are hilarious and amazing and im just. the only police i trust is the fashion police tbh. their gear is ridiculous, their entrances are ridiculous, the mashup of their songs is ridiculous, dangos dancing is ridiculous, how tyler approves of all of this is ridiculous. its all ridiculous and i absolutely adore it. and im not kidding when i say that they make me cry on a regular basis like. look at this. look at this pure ass friendship right here. im so here for it and its making me emotional jfc

(good old honorable mentions go for the undisputed era, the street profits, technically seth and his disciples [as its. technically not a team, tho there is also technically five members in that group but also????], the iiconics and uuuuuh. i really wanna say the kabuki warriors but kairi isnt with wwe anymore so hhhhh)

ask me my top 5 anything ~