#ZERKING IT ON STREAM

[steakbones]

this ones for my house flipper fans

[aeiounico]

we watched a clip from alfred hitchcock's rear window in my suspense fiction class and all i could think about was that one jerma house flipper clip where he acts out the plot of the movie and then assumes nobody has ever thought of it before and demands somebody make it into something

[letzgetsilly]

Jerma985 in Goosebumps like: “haha no chat I’m not gonna read the curse that brings Slappy to life. I’m not doing it! Haha, stop, no, I won’t, I’m not doing it.” 5 minutes later “ok so you’re saying it goes like, Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano, right?”

[chaotictomtom]

i only watch dankpods vids abt headphones/tech reviews so. seeing him in the flesh in a video is always weird to me what do you mean he's not a disembodied voice.

[soyproteinslugmachine]

I cant believe I actually caught a jerma stream for once and it was after his retirement. all he did was eat mac and cheese and zerk off tho :/

[worldend]

ive never watched a single jerma stream but still the term 'zerking off' became a part of my vocabulary despite that.

[steaksex]

also scared prev anon based on how u say zerk im assuming you like jerma? what r some of ur fav jerma streams/vids :3 or if its weird to jermapost on nsfw disregard this LOL

NO REAL AS HELL THIS IS SO FUNNY. did not realize thats where i got zerk it until just about now. Im not some jerma megafan but i like watching his binding of isaac streams (i dont play the game myself but i respect the grind) and i believe the first stream of his i ever sought out was his bugsnax stream! I often put vods on to sleep to

[rpfisfine]

my favorite jerma stream is the one of him playing hivemind with his viewers not even bc of the chubby bunny bit ive never really cared abt that one but i always genuinely lose my mind at how confident he is at the start of the game that the results definitely Won't just be like penis dick ass cum bc that would require a lot of ppl to come up with the same answer and then like 10 minutes later everyone is answering every single question with penis jerma balls cock masturbate zerking off and he gets so disappointed and is constantly shaking his head in disapproval and getting so mad at the ppl choosing these responses it like legitimately kills me

[restlesscrustacean]

every time i zerk it i should put on a certain jerma stream so i can like pavlov myself or something whatever its called idk i was held back idgaf abt that shit everytime Wife wants head i can just say "yeah doll just lemme put on jerma" dude i ahould kill myself

[kartsstuffig]

alternatively it'll be something like "PSYCHO streamer ZERKS OFF NAKED on STREAM"

I love going to the Jerma comment section on Youtube because one comment will be, like, 'he hit that yoinky sploinky stupid style"

and the next one will be like "lies come so naturally to his forked tongue."

[finotaisen]

Streaming Teamfight Tactics Zerk Royale

[lesbiancharliedalton]

jerma zerked on stream

[killer-wizard]

HE'S ZERKING OFF ON STREAM WTF!!!!!!!!!

[kiunlo]

i'm sooo so so so sorry for what i'm about to post but i had a dream last night that somehow chat had convinced jerma to zerk off on stream (without his camera on) and we could um...hear him doing it. but he only did it for maybe 2 minutes before he was like "what the hell am i doing this is so dumb" and stopped 💀 someone had uploaded the clip to youtube and i kept replaying it over and over because i couldn't believe jerma had actually zerked off on stream for real. first and probably last jerma dream ever.

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

Jerma is the only streamer to have multiple times zerked it on stream then threaten a audience to not rat him out about it