#Yuu needs to be from a small town cuz that shit is so funny to me
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Ruggie: *eating clean through a bone while having lunch*
Midwestern! Yuu: "Well, Shit. Yous gotta pair'uv Chompers on ya dontcha? Now, yous better be careful with that thang or'y'll snap somebody's fanger clean off!"
Epel, listening in from another table: YES! YES!! I UNDERSTAND!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE ANYMORE
#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#this is so stupid#dumb shit#rural america#midwest#Yuu needs to be from a small town cuz that shit is so funny to me#epel is my son#twisted wonderland ruggie#ruggie's got a BITE#hyena jaws#my first thought when I learned about hyena jaw strength was “please don't eat me”#bro if Ruggie ate me I'd be SO PISSED#worker solidarity brother#this is so incredibly dumb plz dont interact#yuu saying weird shit that nobody understands#istg the voice saying these lines in my head sounds exactly like I real person I used to go to church with#grim come get your fishing grampa#Yuu's gotta beer belly and grey hair while saying this#i am disturbed#Midwestern!Yuu
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