#Ysolda One Shot

[thedemocraticallyelectedovahkiin]

Exploring Skyrim

I started this journey by first grabbing the mammoth tusk from the top of a cupboard in our homestead to take to Whiterun, the start point, in order to give it to Ysolda. I also dealt with Mikael for Carlotta and met Sam Guenvere. I also realised that I would no doubt be entering some very tricky dungeons and decided to get Uthgerd the Unbroken as a follower. I realize I should have done a poll for this but I will do one after whether to keep her or not. After this I headed north where I discovered and cleared Halted Stream Camp but most importantly it was here that 'A new hand touch's the beacon'. I then discovered Volunruud and by reading Heddic's Volunruud Notes I started Silenced Tongues. This was a tricky dungen considering I had no armour so I used Uthgerd to tank and do most of the damage while I sneak attacked, retreated and then snuck back. Defeating Kvenel was incredibly hard as he could one/two shot kill me, so I resorted to instructing Uthgerd to attack while holding back and waiting when she's down to reset her health before entering the fight when Kvenel's health was low enough I could help. I then carried on north and found the Lord Stone and Dimhollow crypt, which will be useful for the Dawnguard questline. Carrying on I discovered Frostmere Crypt where I was approached by Eisa Blackthorn and started the quest The Pale Lady. The quest was simple and the dungeon only had a few bandits that were easily dealt with. The pale lady herself was trickier and I had to replace the sword a few times in order to wait to replenish my health but between Uthgerd and I she was able to be taken down. Carrying on north I hit the destroyed Hall of the Vigilants which I looted for any new gear. I then went west towards Morthal and found Kjenstal Ruins before hitting Myrwatch. I completed the quest there and now we have a second player home. Although I had to use flames to unlock it but as that is a quest requirement I don't think you'll mind. I then went to Morthal itself before heading north towards Solitude where I discovered Morvath's Lair (useful for the Morthal vampire quest) then Folgunthur where I got the second Gauldur amulet fragment as well as the Gauldur Blackblade. Once Mikrul Gauldurson was defeated (easier than Kvenel I found) I carried on north where I discovered the East Empire Company Warehouse, Katla's Farm, Solitude Sawmill before heading south and finding Meeko's Shack. Next up Was Dead Man's Respite where I was lead by Svaknir's ghost through the dungeon until I came upon his corpse with the copy of King Olaf's verse before being taken to fight King Olaf. The resting dragur I dealt with by sneak attacking them before they woke up. When it came to King Olaf himself I let Svaknir deal most of the damage while doing sneak attacks from behind. I then set off towards the homestead where I discovered Crabber's Shanty, Orotheim, Swindler's Den and Broken Fang Cave. Orotheim was simply a bandit cave same as Swindler's Den where I contracted Rattles. Broken Fang Cave was differant in that it had Vampires but Uthgerd was more than able to keep them distracted while I attacked from behind. All then that was left was returning home with my new loot.

Quests:

quest lines active: Before the Storm (main), Dampened Spirits (thieves guild), Good Intentions (college of winterhold), Mourning Never Comes (dark brotherhood)

quests started: The Grey Cowl of Nocturnal, A Soul Divided, The Rising Dead, Forbidden Legend, Guest for Dinner, Hendraheim, No Stone Unturned, Dawnguard, The Break of Dawn

mic quests: learn more about the thieves guild from Delvin and Vex, return the queen bee statue to Delvin, join the Imperial legion, join the Stomcloaks, Talk to the companion leaders for work, speak to the Jarl of Falkreath, speak to Constance Michel about adoption, participate in a drinking contest with Sam Guenvere

Places Discovered:

Halted Stream Camp

Volunruud

the Lord Stone

Dimhollow Crypt

Frostmere Crypt

Hall of the Vigilant

Kjenstal Ruins

Myrwatch

Morthal

Movarth's Lair

Folgunthur

East Empire Company Warehouse

Katla's Farm

Solitude Sawmill

Meeko's Shack

Dead Men's Respite

Crabber's Shanty

Orotheim

Swindler's Den

Broken Fang Cave

Enchantment's learned:

Fortify Smithing

Frost Damage

Fortify Conjuring

Shock Damage

Spells learned:

Transmute mineral ore (alteration)

Shouts learned:

Life, Aura Whisper

Flesh, Ice Form

Frost. Frost Breath

Whirlwind, Whirlwind Sprint

Apparel:

Head: Silver helmet, Thieves guild hood (prices are 10%better), Shrouded cowl (with and without mask) (bows do 20% more damage), Leather Scout helmet, Fine hat, Shrouded hood (sneaking is 25% better)

Body: Dwarven armour of conjuring (Conjuration spells cost 15% less to cast), Steel armour, Thieves guild armor (carrying capacity increased by 20 points), Shrouded armor (Increases Poison Resistance by 50%), Scaled armour, Fine clothes, Shrouded robes (destruction costs 15% less to cast)

Hands: Steel Plate gauntlets, Thieves guild gloves (lockpicking is 15% easier), Shrouded gloves (backstab does double damage), Scaled bracers, Gloves, Shrouded hand wraps (Double sneak attack damage with one-handed weapons)

Feet: Dwarven boots of waning fire (Increases fire resistance by 30%), Steel soldier boots, Thieves guild boots (pickpocket success is 15% better), Shrouded boots (Wearer is muffled and moves silently) , Scaled boots, Boots, Shrouded shoes (Wearer is muffled and moves silently)

Shields: Dwarven, Elven

Jewellery: Amulet of Arkay (Increases health by 10 points), Amulet of Dibella (+15 Speechcraft), Amulet or Stendarr (Block 10% more withyur shield), Saarthal amulet (Spells cost 3% less to cast), Gauldur amulet fragment (Increases magicka by 30 points), Gauldur amulet fragment (Increases health by 30 points), enchanted ring (Increases health by 20 points)

Weapons:

Orcish bow

Orcish battleaxe

Dwarven greatsword

Elven warhammer

Ebony war axe

Orcish mace of winnowing (absorb 20 points of magicka)

Eduj (Target takes 10 points of frost damage to Health and Stamina)

Dragon Priest dagger

Staffs:

Staff of Jyrik Gauldurson(Target takes 25 points of damage, and twice as much Magicka damage)

Staff of Magelight(Ball of light that lasts 60 seconds and sticks where it strikes)

Goblin totem staff (Lightning bolt that does 40 points of shock damage to healt and half to magicka, then leaps to a new target)

Staff of Sparks (Lightning that does 8 points of shock damage to health and magicka per second)

Steel staff of War (Elemental damage that does 4 points per second to health, magicka and stamina. Targets on fire take extra damage)

Staff of the Familiar (Summons a familiar for 60 seconds whereber the caster id pointing)

Wooden Staff of Shaming (Creatures and people up to level 8 flee from combat for 60 seconds)

Scrolls:

Scroll of Firestorm x2 (A 75 point fiery explosion centered on the caster. Does more damage to closer targets)

Scroll of Blizzard (Targets take 20 points of frost damage for 10 seconds, plus Stamina damage)

Scroll of Dread Zombie (Reanimate a weak dead body to fight for you for 60 seconds)

Scroll of Ice Spike (A spike of ice that does 15 points of frost damage to health and stamina)

Scroll of Circle of Protection (Undead up to level 8 entering the circle will flee)

Scroll of Ice Storm (A freezing whirlwind that does 50 points of frost damage per second to health and stamina)

When polling please be aware two handed weapons will be included in the right hand poll while staffs and shields are in the left.

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Ring- Ysolda

Pairing: Ysolda x Reader

Characters: Ysolda

Warnings: N/A

Request: N/A

Word Count: 426

Author: Aaron

Aromatic pockets or rosemary, thyme, garlic wafted from the bakers stalls, the Whiterun winds carried the clouds of herb filled air all over the territory, even the farmlands on the outer rim of the Whiterun hold knew that it was market day from their nose alone.

“We will have our very own stall here one day.” Ysolda smiled at the thought as she handed over a small handful of worn septims for a braided loaf of crusted bread. “And we can sell whatever you want.” She gently placed the bread in the basket which slung under your arm and waved past the smiling baker.

“We are a little bit of time away from that, we barely have the money to keep our own food on the table, never mind the money for a stall in the centre of Whiterun.” She stopped and pulled you towards a table, a proud Khajit, clad in silk like robes with dazzling rings in his elongated ears, presented a display of exotic necklaces and jewels. “Wow.” Her eyes sat on one ring in the centre of the table, the only item protected by a lockbox on the display and by far the most extravagant.

“That’s beautiful.” You too found it hard to turn away from the sparkling diamond. “I didn’t think you were into things like this.” The merchant waited with arms crossed behind the table, his eyes carefully watching your hands.

“Fifty thousand Septims.” He said in a low, raspy voice, knowing full well how out of your price range that would be. “I can go down to fourty-seven thousand but that is all I can drop it.” You and Ysolda knew it was not going to be a cheap item, but you still saw the disappointment in her eyes. “If you aren’t going to buy, please can you move along you’re putting off potential customers.” Reluctantly you both moved on and carried on along the market, but you couldn’t get the image from your head.

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be, it’s a nice ring but not fifty thousand septims worth of nice, think what else we could buy for that kind of money if we had it.” She perched on one of the benches shaded by the Gildergreen, a moment off her feet during a busy day of shopping.

“I’ll buy you a nice ring one day, I promise.” She tucked her head into your shoulder and placed her lips gently on your cheek.

“If you spend that much on something like that, I’ll kill you. Now that’s a promise.”

[gaylittleinnkeepers]

on solid ground [miraak]

(miraak x non dragonborn!female!reader)

the first thing miraak did when he arrived back on tamriel was look up to the sky.

for the first time in- how many years? ages and ages and ages, the sky was blue. he'd never thought he would see the colour blue again. apocrypha's skies were murky green, and he could never look up without seeing what a shithole everything was.

he looked down at the ground- dirt! solstheim, to many, was a disgusting place, but miraak couldn't be happier to see it.

ah...there was the complication of the many people he'd aggravated and killed over the years. but he felt too happy to be back on solid ground.

"happy to be back?"

miraak had forgotten that he wasn't alone. "yes. i mean- it's been so long."

y/n grinned, and looked up to the sky. "i can't imagine what it'd be like. so, what are you gonna do now?"

he was momentarily stunned. what...what was he going to do now? somehow, conquering the world and recruiting dragons didn't seem important, or like anything he wanted to do.

"you should settle down," y/n suggested. she held out a pouch of septims. "there are places, i know, that you could stay without being chased after, or-"

"i want to stay with you," miraak interrupted her.

y/n looked up in surprise. "stay with- really?"

he nodded. "i can fight, with you. i'd..." his voice faltered. "i want to see what tamriel is like now."

y/n stared at miraak for a second, dumbstruck, before she grinned. "i'd like that...very much! so, let's go!"

==

the bannered mare was quite busy at this time of night, miraak noted. there was a little girl (she looked lonely), a bunch of smelly men and a few women. he'd met most of these people already; they'd been kind to him when y/n and miraak first came into whiterun after a while out in the wild.

"when will you do it?"

miraak shot lydia a puzzled look. "what do you mean, 'when will i do it'?"

lydia gave an exasperated sigh before taking a sip from her tankard. "ask her out."

"what??"

"look, you've been travelling with y/n for a whole fucking year and me and rayya both know that you have a massive crush on her. it's so obvious."

miraak tried not to spit his ale everywhere. "lower it down would you! i don't want all of tamriel to know!"

"hah!" lydia wore a triumphant look. "i knew it! rayya owes me 20 septims."

"am i really that obvious?" miraak said in a low voice. "it's awkward. we're the best of friends, because she saved me from apocrypha, but..."

"just ask her to the bannered mare or something," lydia said. "easy-peasy. if she doesn't seem interested, just pretend you asked her out as friends!"

i would prefer for that not to happen, miraak thought. "fine. i'll do it tomorrow night."

at that moment, rayya walked over with a bottle of mead in her hand and a piece of bread in the other. lydia beckoned her over and whispered in her ear.

miraak heard, "thirty septims he chickens out."

thanks for the vote of confidence, miraak thought to himself.

==

y/n was having a shit, shit, shit day.

first there was the matter of clearing that one stupid-ass cave with a FUCKING GIANT and finding out that ysolda is a drug dealer.

then braith was being a massive stingy bitch again.

and then she cried because lucia was so cute and lonely.

so, to sum it up, shit day.

y/n brightened up a bit when miraak knocked on the door to breezehome, though. her best friend was sure to make her shit day a bit less shit-ier.

"miraak! what have you been up to?" y/n asked.

miraak took off his mask, hanging it on a little knob thing (idk what they're called). "oh, i was just out with anoriath. he's been kind, letting me practice archery on the animals in the plains."

"nice to know you're making friends after the whole 'being evil' thing," y/n offered lightly with a small laugh. miraak couldn't help but smile.

"so...what're you doing tonight?"

y/n cocked an eyebrow (a small trait she'd picked up from lydia). "nothing. why? you wanna do something?"

miraak opened his mouth, then closed it again before answering. "er...would you- i mean, would you want to go out with me? to the bannered mare, i mean!"

y/n stared at him- dumbstruck, again, much like when he'd told her he was going with her- before giving a grin.

"sure," y/n said.

miraak let out a sigh. finally things are going my way...sort of.

little did he know, y/n was freaking out.

fuckkkkkkkk, y/n silently panicked.

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On the Needles:(0:45)

Grandma Naheed got her shawl in the mail. Girls got their socks and our book

Jasmin finished the first sleeve and started the body on the test knit for Ellie Skeinanigans in Knitcircus Daring DK “All the Bacon and Eggs You Have"

Gigi is working on autopilot socks for Jasmin: Online SuperSocke 2317 from Black Squirrel  in Berkeley next pair with turquoise at J's house, lavender at mine  

Jasmin finished the sleeves on her Rainbowgan test knit by Saffiyah/DrunkKnitter in the Frost Yarns Lisa Frank gradient kit.

Gigi cast on a Musselburgh hat  by Ysolda out of Oink Pigments. the next color came  in the mail: “Sting operation” 

Jasmin finished the back of the Whitby cowl and is about halfway up the front in Nicole Frost’s MCN worsted in “Jasmin Yellow with speckles”

Gigi broke up with the Rocky Coast cardigan. Pulled out the needles so G can harvest the stitch markers

Rex had cardigan envy. Jasmin swatched in Seismic Yarn's "Black Widow" colorway.

In Stitches:(12:19) 

Gigi wore hand knit socks, and the Pointed Pines shawl 

Rex wore his fox hat, lionheart hoodie, and hand sewn masks

Jasmin wore her yellow silk/merino hat, resistance hat, 

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Mother Knows Best:(21:28)

Don’t work when tired.

When Knitting Attacks:(25:59)

Gigi had no fiberfill for ossicones.

Also : Musselburgh hat. Emily Ocker circular cast on.

Jasmin reversed the directions on the Ellie Test Knit.

Jasmin felted her entire Reignbeaux sweater set in the washer.

Straw into Gold:(41:10)

Jasmin spins some of Perry Cormo on the Daedalus Falcon

Knits in Space:(44:32)

Jasmin worked the district-wide vaccination clinic!

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And Sew On: (51:18)

Trouser Construction class at Cañada College

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[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Alright, so, I finally decided to give Amorous Adventures a shot (The clean version of course, got no time to set up the 27 thousand ancillary mods to get sex (or even just kissing) in skyrim to work), and after a couple days with them here's my thoughts:

1) first off, the Priestess of Azura? I think she doesn't work in the clean version. The site says she is a unmarked questline, and I've completed the Azura Star quest in her favour, but aside from her going "I will serve you from now on, Champion (of Azura). Obediently. Do to me what you want" Or some Submissive Comments of the sort, and have a bunch of dialogues options that IMPLY my character should be about to kiss her and whatnot, but nothing ever comes up, neither animations nor Text Screen like all the other Adventures do. Am I missing something?

2) That being said, It appears my Dragonborn... Likes... Older Women? He goes to the college in search for the wizard who stole Azura's Star and gets roped by Mirabelle, the deputy headmistress, into doing weird sex magic experiments with her (IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?), then when we get to whiterun there's Carlotta, certified "milf" who also happens to have a entire quest based around not wanting to be pursued by people, and Janessa, who apparently lost her last girlfriend 50 years ago and is still hung up on that. This isn't helped by the lack of branching path in the conversations, which forces me to have him as a suave womanizer whoever he's trying to bed, which I must say it's starting to give me That One Bosmer Casanova from Interesting NPCs war flashbacks.

3) (Then again, he's a Dunmer, so who knows how old he actually is (Then again he's younger than said priestess given how her vision of him from Azura came to her before he was born).

3.5) Or maybe he's just into women who can easily kick his grey wizard ass? Dude likes to live dangerously and with the constant yet arousing threat of Janessa gutting him the day he tries to cop a feel?

4) Also Ysolda has a thing for MIKAEL THE BLOODY FUCKBOY? And apparently he doesn't want to "tap" that because he thinks she's crazy because she hangs out with the Caravans ("Because no real nord would hang out with them, they are thieves and animals... No offense" he says, adding the last part as he notices my dear friend Inigo (The Blue Murdercat) giving him the glare to end all glares) and asked me for a mammoth tusk which OBVIOUSLY means she wants to use her to pleasure herself, and I must say, I feel like that's a waste of a romantic plot when it comes to Ysolda.

For one, they could have tied it to her Drug Smuggling Cartel and played up the Drug Kingpin Angle, instead than doing the old as balls joke about the mammoth tusk. That vanilla questline is an unmarked one anyway, they could have gone with that. Or maybe something about her not minding you fucking a Hagraven?

Then again I've still to talk with Madran in her quest, for as much as I know Mikael is just a huge fuckboy red herring and there is more depth on this than I espected (After all, I wasn't expecting "Murder is a Art" Janessa quest to have a scene all about the dragonborn, who was charaterized as a womanizer since then, to go "wait, if you aren't into it and are still hung up on your dead girlfriend you don't need to fuck me once we complete this job like we agreed, I don't want you to feel unconfortable" so, hey, maybe they are going to surprise me with this one)

5) BTW, I've heard Elisif is a beddable character here, and, while she does deserve to move on and find love again and whatnot, I really don't want to be a dick to Torygg by fucking his widow. Also I feel like Sybil is goinv to castrate my Dragonborn if he tries to do anything on the woman Torygg loved, so there's also that.

As a side note, Interesting NPC almost gave me a heart attack today when, while snooping around the secret tunnels of Dragonreach Prison in order to retrieve a Ring from the Rings of Old mod, I end up face to face with the ghost of a Snow Elf Woman, bastard daughter of a ancestor of clan battleborn, turned into a wispmother by Clavicus Vile.

Seriously, that shit was pretty unexpected, let me tell you.

[ch4rmsing]

Cheese, not snouts

I had been hanging out at a shrine of Dibella along the Northside of the Jerall Mountains. It wasn’t too far from Markarth, on the road toward Falkreath. A hunter was leaving an offering or loitering around, waiting for a divine sign or something. Maybe he wanted luck in his love life.

Also hanging around with me, were my three body guards, Rumarin, Gorm, and Larkspur, whom my husband doesn’t approve of at all because Larkspur is a shameless flirt of a wood elf, but if he gets to fresh I just hit him with some friendly fire. Rumarin is a high elf smarm-master and I keep him around more for entertainment than his fighting skills. Gorm is a hulking Redguard who is happy as long as I have meat on hand to feed him.

I check my to-do list, it’s pages upon pages of scribbled handwriting in a journal that looks like it’s traveled Tamriel thrice over. Most of the list has been crossed off but I have three events circled.

I don’t even know who wanted it but it looks like there’s some vampire lair I need to oversee some murders in.  The cave is in Whiterun and I could have sworn I have been to it before to murder the last creatures that took up occupation. Maybe it was one of Aela’s jobs.

Not far away is a Giant’s camp that needs to have one of it’s members disposed of. This was by order Jarl Balgruuf. I was beginning to wonder if he’d ever met a giant before - they don’t really pose any threats as long as you steer clear of them and their Mammoths.

Gorm mumbled something about a roast mammoth snout.

I closed my journal and placed it back into my pack. I was searching for a path that could lead me up the small mountains and back toward Whiterun Hold. As fate would have it, I found the path and at the start of it was Ma’aiq the Liar. I briefly engaged him as I had on previous travels. His advice was something I am sure he told me before but I like the sound of his voice so I nodded politely before continuing on.

The Vampire Lair was easy to clear out with a Dragonborn, and two-and a half bodyguards. I say two and a half since Rumarin is more jester than protector.He was berating the dead master vampire for not eating all his food but the humor was lost on me since there were no bodies laying around.

It was after mid-day when I came across Sleeping-Tree Camp. I hadn’t been there before because I didn’t recall the electric blue glow of the water in a pond surrounding a dead-looking tree. There was a giant and two mammoths nearby. I crept through the camp and stole three bowls of mammoth cheese. I am a sucker for cheese of any kind. I took aim and shot an arrow at the giant, he got angry, understandably and so did his mammoths. We slaughtered them all and I felt really really bad. I’m not a mammoth poacher, never wanted to be.

I took out my journal to cross off this murder on my to-do list and cursed because the giant I was supposed to kill was inside a cave nearby, not this poor dead one in front of me. I closed my eyes and furiously meditated.

The wind picked up, I felt backward and dizzy and when I opened my eyes I was standing outside of the Vampire Lair. I had taken myself back in time by a few hours to spare that Giant and his mammoths. I don’t care HOW much Gorm like’s roasted mammoth snout.

I traced my steps back to the camp, re-stole that delicious mammoth cheese and entered the cave. There was a body in it, and after I had dispatched the rightful giant, I looted the bodies - found a note from Ysolda. I was heading to Whiterun in thew next few days anyway and might as well put on my list to let her know that her person here...her contact...he was dead now. He had a few bottles on him of Sleeping Tree Sap so I made Rumarin carry them and headed toward my Lake Home. 

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

House- Ysolda

Pairing: Ysolda x Reader

Characters: Ysolda

Warnings: N/A

Request: N/A

Word Count: 411

Author: Aaron

“It truly is a lovely house, right in the middle of the trading capital of Skyrim too.” Your new wife Ysolda ran her hands along the stonework that lined the walls of your home.

“When we first met you told me that you wanted to be a merchant, where better than Solitude for that?” She began to unpack the boxes of belongings that she brought from her humble home in Whiterun and that somehow survived the rugged journey in a carriage.

She blushed and walked over to you, smiling hopefully and placing her hand gently on your chest, followed shortly by her head. Her hand ran slyly over your shoulder and down your arm, clasping her fingers tenderly around yours. For what felt like an eternity you both stood there, the emptiness of the newly purchased property being broken only by the spluttering of the lit hearth, you just stood there holding each other, slowly rocking back and forth.

“Do you think that you’ll ever hang up your sword?” She asked you out of the blue, the grip on your hand slowly and slightly tightening and her other hand reaching around your back and pulling you closely into her.

“Maybe one day I’ll retire from the adventuring life. I would have to hit something big of course and even then, I don’t think I’m cut out for a standard life, even if it is easier. Why?”

“Every time you go out, how can you be sure that you’ll return? I don’t see you for weeks, sometimes months at a time. I understand that you do what you must and that you do it for us. I’m just scared that I’ll never see you again.” Where her head was resting on your chest you felt a small wet patch develop, you unclasped your hand from hers and lifted her head with your finger until she was looking into your eyes, even though you weren’t sure if she could see you through the tears.

“I don’t have a choice.” You proclaimed, wiping tears away with your thumb as you held her head in your hands.

“Do you not?”

“I couldn’t wait that long to see you again. Sovengarde has feasts, flowing ale and battles that last eons. But it wouldn’t have you, and no foe is greater than my love for you. No dragon’s breath is more powerful than the flame in my heart that is set alight by you and you alone.”

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Home- Ysolda

Pairing: Ysolda x Reader

Characters: Ysolda

Warnings: N/A

Request: @kittenlordofdarkness - Ok so I freakin LOVE Yosolda but my game hates my and now she does too. T_T just because I decided to move our family to a cute house that just "happened" to be right next to a necromancer altar. Your work is amazing so I was wondering if I could request sonething cute with her. Like maybe her and her wife caring for their kids as they travel Tamriel protecting people. (This is totally extra but my character is a thief so bonus if her wife was a thief that gave up her life of crime) Thanks :) 

Word Count: 586

Author: Charlotte

A pleasant smile curled onto your lips as you saw your cabin amongst the nearby forest. As a home that you had worked so hard to build to provide your family a perfect home and safety from all of the evils that Skyrim held, you were fond of seeing it again. Even though your blood, sweat and tears had gone into your home, you very rarely ever got to see it, let alone the occupants inside.

You swung open the door, to the smell of freshly cooked food seeping throughout the house. You allowed your nose to lead you to the cast iron pot hanging by the fire. Dipping the ladle in, you scooped out some of the stew that simmered in side, drinking it with great joy. Certainly, you missed your family, but you missed your wife’s cooking terribly as well. The stew warmed you through, something that had lacked whilst traversing Skyrim.

The door behind you opened, but you hadn’t heard the movement until your wife gasped loudly. You shot around to see Ysolda in the doorway, arms filled with a mixture of her own and your daughters clothing. She discarded the laundry onto the floor, rushing to you. Her arms flung around you, as you steadied her and pressed your lips to hers.

Of course, you loved travelling and fighting for those who could not fight for themselves, but it did hurt your heart to not have your wife and daughter around you.

“I did not think that you were to be home for several moons,” she smiled happily. “Your face? Who caused you such an injury?”

You gave her a reassuring smile to let her know that you were not as bad off as you looked.

“I did not need to travel as far as I first believed. The bandit camp was far easier to clear out than they usually are, and I was able to catch a carriage to Falkreath and their camp wasn’t too far from there,” you explained.

“Do not ignore the matter of your injury,” Ysolda said firmly.

“It looks worse than it is. The bandit leader caught me off guard and hit me with his dagger, there is no real damage and he certainly didn’t come out as well off,” you laughed.

She gave you a disapproving glare as she allowed her thumb to trace the scar on your cheek. It certainly wasn’t your first scar and you doubted it would be your last, but anything was worth knowing the good you had done.

“I do miss you when you are away, it tears me apart not knowing what has come of you, but it would be wrong for me to ask you to stay here and not assist all of those that you do help.”

You kissed her forehead lovingly.

“I have always promised you that I will come home to you, nothing shall ever stop that,” you smiled. “Now where is our daughter?”

“She’s off by the creek with that little fox she has befriended. Lucia has missed you, she’s been picking you flowers and leaving them in a basket in her room for you,” Ysolda commented. “I shall call her home now to see you.”

Shaking your head, you rested a hand on her arm gently, to stop her from leaving the home to shout your daughter back.

“Do not disturb her, my love. Allow her to play whilst the sun shines, she shall not wish to be cooped up in here until morning.”

[gaylittleinnkeepers]

innkeeper family au

hulda is the mother you heard it here first

nazeem is the eldest child, but he’s a little shit and none of his siblings like him

carlotta is second eldest. she’s sweet and soft and a teen mom to three year old mila

elrindir is the fourth. he’s twin to anoriath but older by three minutes LMAO

anoriath is fifth. he’s twin to elrindir and he likes Man Bun

finally is ysolda. she’s the youngest but she’s super sassy and the best

they usually all get along

they all live in the bannered mare

carlotta and ysolda share a room

and elrindir and anoriath share one too

we don’t talk about nazeem

lucia is three and is being taken care of temporarily by danica pure-spring. danica usually plops lucia into the bannered mare at nighttime and the fam take care of her

brenuin is an old grump

hulda !!

hulda says she loves all her kids equally but everyone knows she resents nazeem

thought she was done after anoriath and elrindir but accidentally popped out ysolda

tired mom but her kids are very helpful

runs the inn

husband who? single old mom

probably gonna retire soon

sometimes ysolda and carlotta help around the inn as like innkeepers

nazeem !!

bitch boy

24, he/him

hulda has no idea how she gave birth to him but ye

his father was an asshole so maybe that’s why

usually away to some ‘fancy uni’ and never really visits

siblings are not fond of him

big headed

fuckin asshole

probably dated five girls who all dumped him lmao

ysolda keeps in touch with him but only to tell him about how happy they are without him

canon hetero

doesn’t know that mila exists

carlotta !!

sweet innocent angel

21, she/her

born from an actually stable marriage

probably hulda’s favourite

her and ysolda are actually the best sister duo ever

Canon Pansexual

gave birth to mila when she was 19 from some drunken hook-up

will do anything for her siblings (except maybe nazeem) and daughter and mother

somehow able to take care of mila while doing her studies?? supermom

writes/reads fanfiction

elrindir !!

buff brother

18, he/him

don’t even know where he or anoriath came from

hulda gets him to do jobs for her lmao

so clueless like wtf is going on

usually with anoriath

loves to hunt

what tf is man bun? show off all that HAIR

probably a drunkie heh

What Is Sexual Attraction

does not like kids and so does not volunteer to take care of mila

anoriath !!

mr man bun

18, he/him

the Hot (self-proclaimed) twin

boasts constantly about his bow skills

is actually able to shoot something from like a mile away

terrible at studying

hunter boi

never ever see him without trusty man bun

once babysat mila by strapping her to his back while hunting

needless to say, carlotta never let him babysit ever again

canon bi

once, elrindir accidentally shot anoriath in the ass with his hunting bow

anoriath had to go to hospital for three weeks

ysolda !!

the youngest child

16, she/her

where the Fuck did she come from

so ysolda was born a few years after elrindir and anoriath, after hulda decided she was done with kids

everyone instantly was like “awwww youre our babey sis now”

despite her being sixteen she’s pretty much mentally six

carlotta is very protective of her

mila’s favourite aunt/uncle person

is actually amazing with children and often plays with little mila and the other kids in whiterun

lowkey considered adopting lucia but settles for seeing her every evening

CANON LESBIAN DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND

if you have any ideas about the au then PLEASE TELL

[gaylittleinnkeepers]

iida: you know, there’s a funny story i want to tell you

ysolda: oh, what is it?

iida: so i was killing bandits and stuff, the usual when one of them went and shot an arrow into my back! it hurt a lot but i pulled it out

iida: and i killed the dude who shot me. isn’t that funny?

ysolda: THAT’S NOT A FUNNY STORY YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Do you have a list of upcoming stuff?

Hannah and I are trying to get through requests, so if you have any questions about them feel free to ask. Aaron on the other hand is just trying to write.

However currently in the queue there is 229 one shots. A list is below the cut:

Bilbo Baggins- Protect

Podrick Payne- Injury

Angel-Angelus

Neville Longbottom- Father

Cordelia Chase- Trapped

Tony Stark- Pregnant

Draco Malfoy- Book

Gary Preston- Movie Marathon

Arya Stark- King’s Landing

Aaron Hotchner- Pregnant

Sansa Stark- Joffrey

Matthew Crawley- Rattle

Samwell Tarly- Home

Alexander Hamilton- Black Eye

Jon Snow- Spar

Clint Barton- Jealous

Piper Wright- Camp

Robb Stark- Pregnant

Spike- Wedding

Reed Richards- Secret

Spike- Blood Van

Scott Lang- Baby

Thomas Jefferson- Coffees (Modern AU)

John Mitchell- Blood Lust

Missandei- Leave

Remus Lupin- Fictional Characters

Amelie LaCroix- Doomfist

Tony Stark- Bubbles

Jesse McCree- New Life (1)

Jake Peralta- Kiss

Preton Garvey- Settlements

Jon Snow- Ghost

Nick Valentine- Restrained

Ron Weasley- Doubt

Nick Valentine- Apprentice

Robb Stark- Labour

Buffy Summers- Care

Samwell Tarly- Gilly

Raymond Holt- Short Notice

Savos Seaworth- Shireen

Draco Malfoy- Crush (2)

Jefferson- Reunited

Ginny Weasley- Library

Robb Stark- Status

Cordelia Chase- Friends

Jake Peralta- Bullet

Tyrion Lannister- Joffrey

Jim Pomatter- Pregnant

Peter Parker- Bathroom

Khal Drogo- Husband

Aela The Huntress- Wolf

Scott Lang- Monday

Sansa Stark- Moon Door

Clint Barton- Ronin

Brienne of Tarth- Opening Up

Loki Laufeyson- Worthy

Brook Soso- Shower

Sirius Black- Bet (1)

Piper Chapman- Alex

Sirius Black- Bet (2)

Cersei Lannister- Joffrey

Tony Stark- Daughter

Arya Stark- Sword

Steve Rogers- Grief

Jon Snow- Fire

Peter Parker- Suit

Oberyn Martell- Revenge

Bucky Barnes- Friends

Buffy Summers- Alley

Bucky Barnes- Set Up

Molly Weasley- Egg

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (1)

Astrid- Recruit

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (2)

Ysolda- House

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (3)

Thor Odinson- Gym

Kate Austen- Exercise

Tyrion Lannister- Wedding

Natasha Romanoff- Old Friends

Molly Weasley- Pie

Peggy Schuyler- Heat

Gamora- Father

Olivia Colomar- Hacker

Okoye- Recruit

Heather McNamara- Loss

Stephen Strange- Five Years

Willow Rosenberg- Anxiety

Tormund Giantsbane- Woman

Rosa Diaz- Tech Monkey

Jesse McCree- New Life (2)

Valkyrie- Nightmare

Han Solo- Job

Ginny Weasley- Secret (2)

Thor Odinson- Let Myself Go

Artesian McCullough- Riot

Lorna Dane- Pregnant

Mimi Marquez- Fidget

Veronica Sawyer- Dead Girl Walking

Kara Danvers- Role Model

Lena Luthor- Kidnapped

Emily Prentiss- Wedding (1)

Alex Danvers- Training (2)

Natasha Romanoff- Leave (1)

Jenny Calendar- Think

Buffy Summers- Cupboard

Lorna Dane- High School

Wanda Maximoff- Mutation

Diana Prince- Beautiful

Willow Rosenberg- Witch

Lena Luthor- Fall

Jemma Simmons- Hospital

Kara Danvers- Distraction

Kara Danvers- Cat Grant

Wanda Maximoff- Love

Wanda Maximoff- Trust

Lena Luthor- Bullet

Daenerys Targaryen- Hope

Hermione Granger- Yule Ball

Rosa Diaz- Jake

Queenie Goldstein- Walk

Veronica Sawyer- One Of The Heathers

Alex Danvers- Anger

Maria Hill- Fury

Diana Prince- Hope

Wanda Maximoff- Birthday

Lena Luthor- Bar

Daenerys Targaryen- Viserys’ Burden

Carol Danvers- Change

Anna Smith- Injury

Cait- Lunch

Juliet Burke- Protect

Kate Austen- Alternate Universes

Edith Crawley- Jobs

Marisol Gonzales- Work

Hana Song- WiFi

Alana Dwight- Snoring

Nymphadora Tonks- Fluffy Socks

Rowena Ravenclaw- Training

Brigitte Lindholm- Worry

Olivia Colomar- Proposal

Brook Soso- Kindness

Stacy Hinojosa- Molly

Thea Queen- Truth Or Dare

Jennifer Jareau- Proposal

Elle Greenaway- Doing Well

Ginny Weasley- Study

Tara Chambler- Shower

Peggy Carter- Assistant

Valkyrie- Defeat

Ana Amari- Fareeha

Faith Lehane- Distraction

Aela The Huntress- Dragon

Eponine Thenardier- Letter

Imra Ardeen- Centuries

Dorcas Meadows- Bullies

Angie Martinelli- Keys

Angelica Schuyler- Forbidden Love

Eliza Schuyler- Love

Peggy Schuyler- Arranged Marriage

Beca Mitchell- Comfort

Paige Dineen- Idiot

Happy Quinn- Fire

Amy Madison- Spell

Angel Dumott Schunard- Visitation

Joanne Jefferson- Cheesy

Narciss Black- Auntie

Bonnie Bennett- Hoodies

Samantha Arias- Date

Ofelia Salazar- Injury

Maggie Sawyer- Morning

Ruby Lucas- Clean Up

Kelly Booth- Dancing

Heather McNamara- Confusion

Megan O’Brien- Walter

Jenny Calendar- Computer

Penelope Garcia- Coming Out

Artesian McCullough- Going Out

Lorna Morello- Glasses

Mimi Marquez- Good And Bad

Poussey Washington- Release Date

Maria Ruiz- Pregnant

Helena Bertinelli- Best Friend

Natasha Romanoff- Leave (2)

Emily Prentiss- Wedding (2)

Kate Beckett- Worry

Hope Van Dyne- Concern

Buffy Summers- Accident

Willow Rosenberg- Optimist

Lorna Dane- The Hellfire Club

Luna Lovegood- Mudblood

Quinn Fabray- Wheelchair

Belle French- Dagger

Medusalith Amaquelin-Boltagon- Strength

Daisy Johnson- Good

Jemma Simmons- Accident

Bellatrix Black- Pregnant

Michell Jones- Pride

Tahani Al-Jamil- Height

Kara Danvers- Coffee

Nia Nal- Cafe (1)

Nia Nal- Cafe (2)

Nell Crain- Phone Call

Sansa Stark- Comfort

Harley Quinn- Arkham Asylum

Mary Crawley- Sybil

Spencer Hastings- Video Games

Cersei Lannister- Pleasure

Shuri- Genius

Stephanie Hapakuka- Riot

Gamora- Decision

Rosa Diaz- Parents

Hermione Granger- Dinner

Daenerys Targaryen- Meereen

Elizabeth Swann- Dress

Queenie Goldstein- Sick

Veronica Sawyer- Mythic Bitch

Maria Reynolds- Affair

Maria Rambeau- Carol

Lena Luthor- Dinner

Carol Danvers- Fiancee

Jenna Hunterson- Sofa

Theo Crain- Hangover

Elena Gilbert- Bite

Alex Danvers- Road Rage

Wanda Maximoff- Tour

Diana Prince- Destiny

Maria Hill- Lesbian

Yara Greyjoy- My Queen