#You: Grimbly why do you have your coworkers' nudes?

[eldritch-spouse]

PFFT Pinnie I can just imagine Grimblys S/O finding all the cursed and horny pictures he has saved of his coworkers that he uses for blackmail, and shes just there like 👁👄👁

I would end up pretending I dont believe him when he says it's for blackmail just to fuck w him

Grimbly is only taking this seriously if he gets the feeling that you think he's cheating on you. To think you perceive him as such scum is downright nightmarish! Catch him somehow paling ten more shades.

Listen, please please please gods listen- He only has eyes for you, you know that right?! These pictures- They're nothing to him, they're fodder, they're a means to an end! He doesn't want to fuck his coworkers, they're all gross and shitty, oh my GODS stop looking at him like that!

Perhaps, if this were any other topic, Grimbly would have picked up on your little tactic...