#You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves
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I can't find the original post but I keep seeing screenshots of the one person who made their tav basically the party's dad and I love that. I love making old tavs that look at their companions and go "Whelp, I guess I have seven unruly children now" and by the time Jaheira joins in she sees basically one elderly adventurer juggling a vampire spawn, a (formerly) explosive wizard, a tiefling who only recently stopped being on fire all the time, the 24-year-old blade of frontiers, a murderhobo githyanki who was betrayed by her goddess, a recovering Sharran who was betrayed by HER goddess, a Drow who was literally an Absolute general like two days ago, and Tav is just like "My kids :)" While Astarion is pickpocketing people and Minthara is poisoning dinner and Lae'zel and Shadowheart are knife-fighting (Flirting)
#Look I just think they need Adult Supervision#You need to toddler-proof camp because I trust none of these people to look after themselves#I love them#It is very funny when you get high approval with everyone and they're like 'can we fuck? 🥺'#And I have to go 'No sweetie now let's work on playing nice with others and not ascending to godhood'#The exception to this is Halsin because he's the oldest but he still has ISSUES#He looks well-adjusted but only in comparison to the rest of these freaks#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#the tadfools#tadpole gang#Toad's Tavs#Toad lectures
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