#You cannot escape this game!!!
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Fantober day 31!! A free day again.
Recently gotten into HADES, and I think about them a normal amount (lie)
#THEM. THEM. *SHAKES HANDS IN AIR* THEEEEEEEMMM#Honestly it’s surprising I havent gotten into the fandom sooner I mean I have been a mythology nerd since??? Uhhh#idk. But every week I see a notif from OSP and jump around in my room because YEAAAHHHH HYSTORY MYTHOS AND TROPES YEAHHHHH#And greek mythology is where the interest began so why am I only NOW getting onto the Hades train only god knows. Maybe multiple. They got#a whole pantheon so idk maybe multiple ON THE OTHER HAND they didn’t know about their own relative OR who his mom is so maybe I give them#too much credit#jkjk jk Zeus dont smite me I listen to ‘’Thunder bringer’’ a lot plz#speaking of epic the musical thats what I wanted to draw originality because HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE LIVESTREAM YESTERDAY?#THE ANIMATICSSSS THE ANIMATICCCSSS THE 3D CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. ODYSSEUS CASUALLY GETTING A JETPACK 💀 okay go off king /gen#HE GOTTA BE DANGEROUS MY FRIENDS GOTTA USE ALL HIS TRICKS IN HIS DOMAIN FOR THIS OH YEAH YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH PLAYING- okay I’ll stop#but we need a Hermes saga Im just saying. I love he. He’s such a dawling#…Also not me healing the ivantill trauma with a different silverhair+blackhair duo huh.#They bring me comfort I love my silly goofy god of nothing/blood and his boyfriend THE GRIM REAPER#my art#thanzag#they make me insane but in a good way#oh to be a guy trying to escape his dads house and then die to a butterfly and hopefully see death himself because he’s cute#hades game#hades fanart#hades zagreus#hades thanatos
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Me after Arcane finale showing up to Riot HQ to destroy the servers and prevent thousands from making the biggest mistake of their life (downloading League of Legends)
#i'm allowed to say this i've been playing for 10+ years#please fucking free me#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#league of legends#lol#arcane#kris shut up#jayce talis#please save yourselves omfg i cannot stress this enough you do NOT escape this mf game
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Imagine the Monsters watching soccer together during the start of Kevin’s stay in Palmetto bc Nicky is a fan thanks to Erik and being cooked in the living in Germany soup for like a year and it just ends up as
Andrew: Hey Kevin look, look, a sport that doesn't even need hands, maybe a new career for you?
Kevin, hand still in a cast, bristling: Fuck you
#curtesy of my home country being soccer nation and me constantly forgetting that fact#until it is once again forcibly smacked into my head every couple of months#probably earns me a bad grade in being German#I didn’t even know the Europameisterschaft was happening until someone asked me abt Fußball at work and I was like what now??#GERMANY IS APPARENTLY HOSTING IT THIS YEAR#anyway#I think Erik as a soccer fan is so fucking funny actually#he probably played it as a kid/teen/young adult too it’s like a national sport#also Erik has the same last name as a famous German soccer player#who was p much at the height of his career in the years AFTG is set in iirc#I wonder if Nicky ever played himself and whether he liked it#you really cannot escape it it’s everywhere in Germany even just subtly#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#kevin day#nicky hemmick#erik klose
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I don't think that the reason why Number One's homunculus came out perfect and everyone else's was defective is that No1 had a ""Superior"" extra wrinkly guinness record brain or whatever the fuck. It's most likely because, you know, the UG facility's research was probably way better funded and carefully, well, researched, and picked out just one individual to focus on cloning -- on the other hand, KW's Project: Homunculus was unbelievably fucking rushed because Huesca wanted so bad to have one over the unified government he just started raw dogging the experiments and collected the DNA of almost every single person in that city because even if their homunculi do come out a bit undercooked at least they've got the numbers babyyyyy take that unified fuck. I think more thought and care went into building all these damn clone pods we saw for all of them than their actual creation. "something unexpected occured in our efforts to find suitable DNA" -> "i will die in approx. 20 seconds and STILL I won't admit I any% blind speedran playing god and failed due to the easily foreseeable consequences of my abysmal choices. It's actually a dna skill issue on those defects fuck them pinkies my final message. goodbye"
#massive passionate love-hate relationship with Huesca that guy really just made the biggest impact in the game#consistently became worse with every scene he appeared in and. I CANNOT in simple terms state how much he fucking. I can't. I can't.#it makes sense of him to do... *that* with the homunculi considering he was explicitly said to use unwilling persons as test subjects#for weapons and also his own escape from KW after the fact. He has absolutely zero regard for human life already#fuck you huesca i love you huesca don't come near me or my family huesca#mine#rain code#why does nobody talk about Huesca he's like mdarc's most influential villain right after the UG. Yomi takes 3rd place only lol#no matter how much Yomi tries he will never be that guy. *shouting* YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANT BENEATH HUESCA'S MAGNIFYING GLASS❗❗❗
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KEEP GAME CONSOLE RUNNING
#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#petscop#paul leskowitz#petscop paul#explodes and cries and vomits and rips up the carpet and starts eating drywall#the closer we get to halloween the worse my petscop illness gets#PAAAUUUULLLLLLLL AAUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH#paul cant leave his room and hes ROTTING. trapped in the family's house with no escape from the game. day in day out just playing petscop#bc hes obsessed. he needs to solve the mystery no matter how sick and distressing it becomes. bc hes obsessed#fuck. this part of petscop always fucks me up bc imagine how torturous it is#trapped in a house with ppl you dont like. that holds such horrible memories#you cant sleep bc the game is haunting you. both literally and figuratively#no matter how much it begs you cant turn it off and you cant stop thinking about it and when you sleep-#you see the red buzz of the screen behind your eyelids and the wailing alarm its letting out is unbearable#eventually you just give up and go back to playing the game bc you cannot escape it as long as you keep yourself in this fucking house#um anyways#i feel like when i make these posts i accidentally channel paul for a minute#tw eyestrain
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. so i got into end roll
#end roll#end roll (game)#end roll kantera#tabasa mcneil#end roll tabasa#kantaba#tw blood#i was doomed from the start because i immediately fell in love with tabasa so hard i cannot escape#theres a snail in my ear and its telling me to keep drawing these two#i love pathetic men and i love it even more when they kiss#tabasa mcneil you will always be famous <333#expect more art because i feel so insane recently and its all their fault. and this game's fault. i love this game
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Chapter 49: Pathogen (Infection)
So no, you’re not righteous. But you’re not arrogant enough to put yourself above the whole planet. …Your brother, though.
Read on AO3.
...and when you're done click next chapter so you can read
Chapter 50: Confession (Judgment)
The victims' names escape you, but the similarity of the first murder to the exact same crime your father was executed for caught your attention, and you followed the serial killer’s actions as they were discovered for four months, right up to Phi showing up. And now the serial killer sits before you, asleep.
Read on AO3.
#happy belated 999 week to everyone who celebrates#zwg#zero win game#zero escape#akane kurashiki#aoi kurashiki#diana ztd#junpei tenmyouji#mira ztd#fanfic#mirakane#(if you squint.)#“wasn't the next chapter supposed to be” shut up shut up shut up#these didn't need to be rewritten completely because they were total trash#i would've posted mortality 2 too... however comma#that chapter is similarly in need of editing that my brain cannot fathom#because it is stupid. it is a stupid brain.#anyway everyone say ‘thank you bibi’ for incidentally reminding me that i still had two chapters i could post
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I pray that for every "Lichdom is actually Emmrich's bad ending" I see I get a beautiful fucked up lich Emmrich fanfic in return <3
#people absolutely cannot handle it when there is anything more grey than a bad tm and a good tm ending#neither of his endings are bad or good they both require tragedy and they both help him come to terms with death 😭#i cant take people going BUT HE IS ESCAPING HIS FEAR WITH IMMORTALITY anymore#did you play the fucking game#he literally has to risk dying to become a Lich. there is no guarantee it'll work whatsoever. that's the whole point#PLUS he has to let Manfred go#interpret that it's his bad ending for any reason you like EXCEPT that one. you just didn't care to listen to the dialogue 😭#anyway shoutout to this game for being the first game ever to make me care about a romance#I'm ususally disinterested to get annoyed about most romance scenes that don't include spicyness or character development#so many times romance feels so fucking unnecessary. because I'm aromantic. but friends with benefits isn't an option in games#no i have to date ugh#Emmrich though. I felt that. I thought it was cute. And I was even somewhat flustered and emotional about him. <3 best old man#and now it's time to play with that glamour >:)
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honestly the best way to experience BG3 fandom is to split up between reddit and tumblr. tumblr is there for your in depth scene and character analysis, but reddit is there with all the lore and specific plot point details. like they're ON IT collecting canon info lmao
#bat rambles#you can also generally go there and find like#almost all of the in-game canon durge shit was listed there#that's also where you can find actual discussions abt the emperor too which is so nice#like the complexity of the discussions i've seen there from people who play dnd to people who have only played bg3#chef's kiss#the main downside is that you cannot talk about how you wish you could make fat characters without people trying to hop on and troll#but like people here bitch about ridiculous shit too you just cannot escape that on any platform you go to#you just gotta accept that you don't interact with shit you stumble on that you don't like#or curate your experience atp
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JFJ + to shut them up (please ily)
James loathed nothing more than a pause in conversation. It was an absurd anxiety, he knew, but he'd always tried to fill it. It became easier when he had a wealth of valorous stories to fill that silence with, ones that in good company would find amicable laughter, spark anecdotes from his peers (men and women, who in truth he never felt an equal to), but it never gave him long enough to think about what they must think of him. In his youth, a silence was the sound only of an elephant in the room, and more often than not, that elephant was his, carried it around like a dutiful pet, feeding it the more he told his stories, the more he held up his glorious existence on display. It never sated the silly thing, in the end. The quiet would always come after one way or another. But at least he alone would sit with it, and not another.
He felt lucky, when he realized he didn't have to hide that from you, from Francis, two of the precious few people he could call true friends to him. The silence was comfortable around you. Perhaps for the first time in his life there was a safety in the lull that found him in your company, in your knowing what hung over his shoulders. You didn't need to hear his acts of valor to love him, nor would the truth of him dissuade you from it. Either of you.
And years he never felt the need to don his mask, but on his return to England, it found him again all the same. It found him tonight, stuffed into his naval blue coat and pauldrons, medals and gold hanging off him and trapping him in it. And the need made itself known again. Helpless to recount "that damned sniper story" again, as Francis so liked to remind him. But somehow, the words didn't come as easy as they used to. He found himself pausing more often than not, the flare in his voice gone. But he pressed through, despite so desperately wanting to tell what came of the wound. What scurvy had done to it. But that wouldn't be very pleasant conversation, would it?
A hand on his shoulder pulled him from his train of thought. His head snapped to find a kind smile, and something of a knowing look in your eyes, peering up at him.
"James, may I borrow you for a moment? I'm afraid it's urgent."
Your eyebrows raised as you nodded towards the door. He nods his excuse to the party of invisible faces he found himself surrounded by, muttering a quiet "of course" before following you into another room, unoccupied, and dark, secluded.
"What is it? Are you all right? Is Francis-" is all he had the time to say before he was forcibly silenced by your quiet caring lips, slotting over them. He felt his heartbeat pick up a moment as your lips lingered, then as he settled into your soft embrace, felt it slow. Parting he found he could not produce another word for a moment.
"Shhh... it's all right James," you crooned, a gentle hand on his cheek, tracing his dimple with your thumb.
"You were doing it again. Looked like you needed saving."
He chuckled a little at that, half out of nerves, half from relief. How many times had you and Francis teased him for that damned sniper story? Too many to count by now.
"I suppose... I was," he sighs, leaning into your touch, close enough to touch his nose with yours. He breathed again, soaking in the blessed quiet, the faint chatter from the party outside feeling far away now.
"Thank you."
You nod, hand reaching to the back of his neck to pet the curls that draped below. He let your quiet reassurance embrace him, wrap him up and calm him, enough his eyes softly shut in contentment for a moment, and then a few more.
"We can leave, you know," you said once the time had passed enough, and James' eyes fluttered open to yours, doe-eyed and concerned and content. Now that was a thought. He'd been so wrapped up in his words, in his nerves, in truth, that he hadn't fully considered that as an option. He considered it seriously now, as you looked at him encouragingly.
"Shall we go?" you ask. James smiled. A sincere one. One that he'd only ever shown to two individuals in his whole life. He smiled and nodded.
"Yes. Please, I... I don't think I have the stomach for much more of this."
You returned his smile, and kissed his cheek again, soundly.
"I'll go get Francis. Get our coats and we'll meet you by the door."
He enjoyed how you gave orders. They always sounded so pleasant he couldn't help but widen his smile to know such care as this. He kissed his confirmation to the corner of your mouth gently, before withdrawing again.
"Don't be long."
"We won't."
Your hand grazed his cheek softly as you went, making its absence even fonder. He stood a moment, plucking up his courage from the floor where you had draped it, and made his exit a short moment after, heading towards the hall where a footman retrieved your coats for him to carry as he waited, already having put on his own.
He was only stood there a few short minutes before hearing the familiar sound of heavy footsteps approaching, and James turned to find you and Francis, walking arm in arm towards him. A great sigh left the older man's lips as he trekked down the hall to him, relief washing over his shoulders as he dropped the straightness in his back and square in his shoulders.
"Thank bloody Christ that's over," Francis groaned, eliciting a faint chuckle from his walking partner that made him smile.
"You can say that again," you replied, taking your coat from James' hands, wrapping it around your shoulders with grace and gloved hands. Francis reached next for his own, fingers gripping James' arm gently as he plucked his own coat, lingering a moment.
"All right, James?" he asks, his eyes warm, searching, concerned, glinting a warm pale blue in the candlelight. James nodded, soundlessly save the the small whimper that escaped him in the effort. Francis nods his understanding, a warmth renewing his grip before letting go to don his own coat.
"Home then?" Francis asks. James smiles with thoughts of fireplaces, and a shared warmth, and quiet.
"Yes. Home."
#could be read as lt or a reader. either way. whatever#james fitzjames x reader#the terror#kiss bingo#ask games#no editing we die like men you WILL hear me use the same handful of words many times#PLEASE SEND MORE FOR THE BINGO#lmao cherry I cannot escape lady terror voice now for reader inserts it's just how it is#UP NEXT WE HAVE: GOODSIR#egg’s fics
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thinking about how the power to manipulate belief's author has never touched wow and is writing off the wiki... just like worm... what a world
They did WHAT!!!
#asks#cannot escape this in any fandom I go to#smh!!!#though i suppose how much can you get from the game#round out their quests in about three hours
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Some day I'm going to get my thoughts in order enough to go absolutely ape shit about tragedy and the role it plays in fallen hero
#in a game where choices matter. where you can decide the 'happy ending' or how honest your character is etc etc#you can change if history repeats itself but you cannot change that the tragedy has already happened.#and that makes me GO CRAZY in a good way!!! like holy shit!!!!#it has already happened it was always going to happen! you can change how it affects you but you cannot escape the tragedy!!!#fhr#fallen hero#just rambling maybe ill make a full post when i can finally arrange words into an order im happy with lol
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Rewatching an LP of 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors for the umpteenth time (nor sure if I'll watch the rest of Zero Escape yet) and. God. I truly cannot emphasise enough how much these games shaped my views on philosophy and psychology, or how well fucking implemented they are as narrative driven games. Just thinking alot abt the concept of being able to receive knowledge from alternate timelines in the form of Vibea or dejavu. Like. You got Bad Vibes on someone and ydont know why? That's cause an alternative version of you got severely fucked over by them babieeeee.
Theyre just the pinnacle of multiverse science fiction to me. Only rivaled by Everything Everywhere All At Once. Like frankly I'd you want to understand me on a base level you just gotta be familiar with these two medias and alot of big picture stuff will click into place
Also Seven and Lotus are incredible. Just saying.
#its like#nothing matters. which is the same as Everything Matters.#therefore you choose what matters to You#honestly the/a third section of this Venn Diagram is Who's Lila for the psychological element of what You even meana#idk thinking about the media that vibes with me and what that means about me as a person#i feel like i have a pretty solid concept of myself in part because of exposure to alot of philosophical concepts#even if its a shallow one#anyway 999 is a spectacular game and i cannot recommend it enough if youre not familiar#ots sequal Virtue's Last Reward as well although its a little more Out There#not a huge fan of the third part Zero Time Dilemna but it still has fun things to say#zero escape
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what can i do to stop social media algorithms from assuming that because i play bg3 i simply Must want to see that fucking blonde twink everywhere i go
#THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS#i've gone from being fairly neutral to just fully despising him because i simply cannot escape him#oh you want halsin content? TOO BAD IT'S ALL H*LSTARION#you want durge content? IT'S ALL D*RGESTARION#tbf i think the game itself also massively favours him#but god i'm just. so tired of seeing him everywhere constantly on every platform every day#tbd
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I just finished the original doom and played quake earlier this year and honestly it’s really funny to me how far off the mark console fpses were when they first tried it. doom holds up great today it’s genuinely super fun. Goldeneye 007 is sometimes even playable.
#have I ever bitched about the goldeneye train level here. I should. Second most infuriating thing I’ve ever experienced in a video game#I was playing for my audience (siblings) so I get more dramatic than I would be normally but my voice was hoarse from screaming by the end#basically you gotta use a laser to cut your way out of a train about to explode and it demands a level of precision the controls cannot do#and also you can complete the task before the timer runs out and still fail because an NPC also has to escape the train#abd she is SLOW AS FUCK#fuck you natalya blowing up in a train is too good for you
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I AM WATCHING COPA AMÉRICA, FOX, DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE EUROPEANS!!!!
#FOCUS ON THE TEAMS IN FRONT OF YOU#and focus on more than just Messi!!!!#argentina has some incredible players okay messi is not the only one#pls i cannot escape this fuckin guy#i say as i am watching this fuckin guy's game
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