#You better be thinkin about thos beans

[michelledrawz]

the real ones know what 420 is truly about:

[15hachimitsu]

Miracle Dish - Stand My Heroes Mini-chat 2023/07/03

Featured Characters:

Kirishima Koya

Yamazaki Kaname

Kujo Soma

Miyase Go

Kirishima: Phew, I'm starving!

Kirishima: Miyase just left on a shopping trip tho...

*clack*

Kirishima: Hey, there's a lot of different ingredients in here.

Kirishima: ...

Kaname: Koya-kun, you left the fridge open.

Kirishima: Oof, my bad. Gotta be more careful next time. Zoned out coz of the hunger, y'know.

Kirishima: Since that's how it is, I got no choice but to cook food myself!

Kaname: Eh, could you even though?

Kirishima: Don't judge me yet! I've been practicing what Miyase has taught me from time to time. It'll be fine.

Kirishima: What I could use now is shrimp, bean sprouts, edamame... oh, and I'm craving meat - gotta have that too.

Kaname: If it's meat you want, there should be some from last night's leftovers. You okay with that?

Kirishima: All right, we got meat!

Kirishima: Oh yeah, gotta have eggs! Most stuff taste better when you have 'em mixed in.

Kirishima: For now, we throw 'em all in a bowl, and...

Kujo: What are you making?

Kaname: ...an original dish.

Kirishima: Haha, we're just randomly mixing whatever's in the fridge tho.

Kujo: A dish without a name, huh. Interesting. Allow me to help.

Kirishima: Then, please prepare the rice, Kujo-san. This right here is the type that you can just nuke in the microwave to fluff it up.

Kujo: Understood.

Kaname: What about the seasonings?

Kirishima: It already looks good as is, but... I could add something.

Kaname: You can't go wrong with sesame seeds and salt, I think.

Kirishima: Yo, sounds great.

Kujo: Maybe adding some Sweet Mango Chutney would make it taste better. As the name implies, it's mangoes boiled into jam.

Kirishima: Mango's great! Let's try adding a little bit of that.

Kaname: (I wonder if it'll be okay...)

Kirishima: While I'm at it, add some lemon juice too... Like so! Once they're all mixed, into the frying pan they go.

*sizzle*

Kaname: Oh, that surprisingly smells good.

Kujo: I have a feeling that this will be a masterpiece.

Kirishima: This sort of thing tastes best when you let it simmer at medium heat.

Kirishima: ...okay, that should do it.

Kaname: It'll probably taste better with mayonnaise.

Kirishima: That's what I'm thinkin'!

Kirishima: Mmmm! This is hella tasty!

Kaname: It feels nice and fluffy.

Kujo: Makes me want to drink wine.

Kirishima: Hey, we might have the talent for cooking, don't we? Gotta let Miyase try this out!

-- A few days later --

Kirishima & Kaname: ...

Kirishima: Why!? Why doesn't it taste like the one we cooked before?

Kaname: We really didn't think about the measurements and went about it pretty randomly. Maybe that flavor was a one-time thing.

Miyase: It is also delicious today.

Kirishima: No, it tasted way better before! Trust me!

Miyase: Yes, of course. I believe you.

Miyase: Miracles are bound to happen again one day. That's what cooking is all about.

---

After this, they would occasionally find themselves in the kitchen, with the belief that another miracle would happen someday.

[sbnkalny]

you go back there right now and you bring me back some fuckable beans. I want to marry these beans okay? These better be hot beans. Beans I would be proud to show my parents. Right now, you've given me nothing but ugly-ass failure beans. I know you can do it, I know you can give me some right fuckable beans.

This is not fuckable or unfuckable?. Im;, thinkin bout thos beans oh darn oh heck oh wah ah ah ah ah ah. It does explain why your intelligence, social grace and all around it so hard 🥐JUST thinking about thos beans. What're you thinking about thos beans oh darn oh heck oh wah ah ah ah. This is not her lord in case though this is not fuckable or unfuckable?

[fiveoutoftwelve-blog]

it preference

turn offs:

finn: dirty fingernails

-he wil not be having it if you try to put your dirty ass fingernails in his hair

-you have been stopped

wyatt: nicholas hamilton

-if nic enters a room and hes like w u or sum & things are getting $picy the whole mood is gone

-if you even speak of his name he wont talk to you for like a week

-you have been stopped

owen: mako mermaids

-if he feelin or thinkin freaky sheeit dont bring up nic in mako mermaids

-he will literally throw you out a fucking window

-if u wanna get sum g00d pᴉɔʞ  then dont say shit

- you  have been stopped

chosen: birds

-he strongly dislikes birds so never mention them

-if you do he will happily feed you to the grackles and watch

-he wont get to close tho bc still afraid of birds

-you have been stopped

jeremy: anti-christ

-if you aint talkin Jesus he dont wanna talk

-you better be a good believer in God or you aint getting shit

- you aint gettin shit anyway bc he's a pure bean of Christ

-you have been stopped

sophia: wyatt

-wehn she feeling spicyy if she hears wyatts name at all she will literally throw up

-if you say that uncultured swines name she will take you home and leave you on read for 2 weeks

-you get worried but its your fault

-you have been stopped

nic: old memes

-bring up an old meme when he feels like u 2 about to fuk and he'll literally get a ticket back to austrailia

-you have been stopped

jack: racists 

-say the n word once if youre not black and he'll break up w you

-"not in my good ethnic equality household"(idk)

-you have been stopped

jaeden: daddy

-being called daddy, by accident or not, will kill his whole mood

-even if its a joke, he will not care. you have been cock blocked

-as well as stopped

this was a joke. i was jokiinnnn

[beefstew252]

i was tagged by @davidbowie69​ to do this time- consuming tageroony

(answer 92 questions and tag 20 ppl)

the last

1. drink: water cuz im basic

2. phone call: mi amiga ella

3. text message: “ehehhehehehehehhe with like a million laughy face emojis cuz im too awkward to live”

4. song you listened to: telephone line by ELO

5. time you cried: probs last night when i cried myself to sleep or yesterday when i watched life and was too scared so i leaked from my seeing crevices

have you

6. dated someone twice: never even been on a date whoops im a loooser

7. kissed someone and regretted it: lhehehehehe my mommy

8. been cheated on: friend wise- yes but not like in relationships lol im not kewl

9. lost someone special: mhmhmhmhm i move everyday and am unlovable soo not a good combo

10. been depressed: lol yup yup yup everyday but i cover it with smiley face stickers and sprinkles

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mayyybbeeee when i accidently drank a bunk of mikes hard lemonade hehehhhhehehe

list 3 favorite colors

12. yellow

13. mintish green

14. sky blue

in the last year you have…

15. made new friends: @davidbowie69​ i love my mommm 

16. fallen out of love: nope im always in love with everyone ever

17. laughed until you cried: EVERYDAY im a giggly person tbh

18. found out someone was talking about you: not really but i constantly feel like my friends talk about how horrible i am sooooo same difference 

19. met someone who changed you: everyone i meet tbh <3333333

20. found out who your friends are: i think maybe if they actually love me as much as i love themmmmm <333

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what even is face book tbh

generale

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: girl i dont understand this booking faceeeee

23. do you have any pets: my dear pet rock mildred and her associate mr pebbleton (but i wanna doggo so badddd)

24. do you want to change your name: nah m8 sofia is fineeee af i think

25. what did you do for your last birthday: 4 days agooo hmmm i slept in and had avocado toast like a true millennial and went to the grocery store with my mom lol and then went to my fav place in the world an art store then had cake and watched life which was horrifying twas pretty fun

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish but usually like afternoonish whoops

27. what were you doing last night at midnight: i was watching the OA which was actually amazin tbh

28. name something you can’t wait for: WINNING THE PRESIDENCY WITH MY VICE PRES KANYE IN 2020 HONESTLYYYY

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now when she told me to do the laundry

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had stayed in one place and had real, true friendships

31. what are you listening to right now: build me up buttercup- the foundations

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no not really???

33. something that is getting on your nerves: constantly thinkin im not good enough and some “people” i know heh

34. most visited website: tumblr, netflix and gmail tbh

lost questions. i just put in random info about me

wow op was a little bitch--- keepin this in thx ellie

35. moles: yes but theyre outside and probably have rabies and are blind af and no longer are in my backyard---- jkjk yea i do tho

36. marks: everywhere on my ugly af self

37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a squirrel when i grew up sooo

38. hair color: dark brown

39. long or short hair: short shoulder lengthish??

40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah everyone i meet ever 

41. what do you like about yourself: my curly af hair and strangely large energy reserves (gracias mitochondria)

42. piercings: ear piercins

43. blood type: idk man but i hope its the kind from that episode of doctor who with the aliens and they controlled u with blood or somethin and david tennant lost an arm it was wild

44. nickname: sofie, sofie dofie, didi, olaf, mr. f@#*ing compassion, slink, softpants once again, sof fresh, coneybear? leaf?, ronnie, macaronnie, charlie kelly tbh

45. relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

46. zodiac: cancer, (yes i know im a crabb dont make funna me)

47. pronouns: she/her also ultimate supreme ruler of 7M tbh

48. favorite tv show: stranger things, its always sunny in philadelphia, parks and rec, the office, tbh the new show i just binged yesterday called the OA, friends, etcetcetc

49. tattoos: nope i have a very low pain tolerance

50. right or left hand: right im bland af

51. surgery: yea my poor eye lol ive had like 3 on that one alone whwhwhw

52. hair dyed different color: no id look like a uglier potato

53. sport: competitive cloud watching

54. *GASP* there is no spoon…there is no question 54…………………….  ………………………..hey remember those wayside school books because i sure do------ also keepin this im unoriginal and still dont understand tags lol

55. vacation: the moon

56. pair of trainers: white superstar adidas or grossly dirty “white” converse cuz im basic once again

plus generales

57. eating: i just ate strawberries and a grilled cheese sandwich sooo

58. drinking: w a t e r ---stay hydrated mis amigos

59. i’m about to: host the most lit party in the world tbh (mario kart and pizza binches)

60. *bo burnham voice in my head, for some reason* it’s not real. time is an illusion.------ im lazy do u see a trend????!?

61. waiting for: my next trip to the northeast cuz i miss it

62. want: a real friend tbh.        also *dr evil voice* 1 MILLion DOllaRs

63. get married: yup and i agree with the bae on “why couldn’t this have been question 64 because when i’m sixty four by the beatles is also the best song ever sooooo”

64. career: eww the future i h8 probs an astronaut so i can fly into the void

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: AWW ILL TAKE ANYTHIN

66. lips or eyes: eyes who even looks at lips eww theyre like chapped and stuff

67. shorter or taller: short lil bean or tall beans everyone is valid

68. older or younger: all the ages?

69. yOU hAVe GOt To bE KiDdINg ME wHY is 69 SKipPeD--- gracias por las cosas

70. nice arms or nice stomach: eww nice personality honestly

71. sensitive or loud: sensitive like me hehehehhee

72. hook up or relationship: relationshippppp<3 if any soul could stand me for longer than a day

73. troublemaker or hesitant: ??????? i like robbie rotton

have you ever…

don’t we need tequila  apple juice for this part

74. kissed a stranger: no but today i made a snarky comment quietly about a kid who was smoothie drinkin and bikin and we made solid eye contact for like 30 secs sooo same difference

75. drank hard liquor: i licked vodka once it was gross and i almost threw up

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: jason sat on and broke my glasses once so same thing

77. turned someone down: yeah the monster livin in my drawer tried to take me to the movies once and i was like BOI UR A MONSTER LIVIN IN MY ROOM COME ON

78. sex on the first date:   eWWWWWEWWewewewewwwwew

79. broken someone’s heart: hah no one has ever liked me in the history of the human race sooo

80. had your heart broken: everyday

81. been arrested: im what the police call “an angel”

82. cried when someone died: every time my fav character died or any other time im an emotional lil bean honestly

83. fallen for a friend: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehhehe

do you believe in…

84. yourself: eww no i suck

85. miracles: one time someone said i was pretty 

86. love at first sight: yes i’m certain that it happens all the time STEALIN IT ELLIE SOZ NOT SOZ

87. santa claus: yes yes yes 

88. kiss on the first date: mmmmmmmmmidkman

89. angels: me

other

man, op really ran outta ideas here

90. current best friend’s name: none of my “best friends” think im their best friend too soooo no im a lonely person but if i had to say somethin itd be russell crow(e?) as javert tbh

91. eye color: poop brown

92: favorite movie: all of them but also good will hunting, cinema paridiso, life is beautiful, dead poets society, breakfast club, 16 candles the list goes ONNNNN man

well, it’s been real

i tag vlad putin and jeff

[thrudreamland]

4, 11, 27, 41, 48 ! :oc

thamk u connor!!4. what do you think about most?not gonna lie the first thing tht popped into my head is like, from tht old meme....thinkin bout Thos Beans.....but szBSJDHSKDJSKDJ right now i think a lot about how i should be writing and i should be studying also i've been thinking a lot abt my future recently as in like, what i want to do when i get out of high school and it's a scary thought process man11. do you have any strange phobias?i mean. elevators. r scary as fuck and i have no actual reasoning behind it but i can't be in an elevator (ESPECIALLY alone) without panicking. but my phobia is extremely specific because like, more modern elevators r easier for me to use and im almost perfectly fine with glass elevators?? i think it's a fear of being trapped and having absolutely no view of the outside world and if it's an older one i have this fear it'll be easier for it to break down i don't know. who knows27. what's a sound you hate; sound you love?a sound i hate is like the muddled noise of a lot of people talking at once if i don't have anyone talking to me directly, like in a school setting in the hall if i'm not having a conversation it's the worst because i just hear buzzing and . ugh. ew,. a sound i love is just....not to b edgy but i guess music?? or my friends singing that's a better one yes41. what was the last book you read?if you mean like, properly sat down and read cover to cover, then it's to kill a mockingbird (in the summer. im the worst i need to start reading more) but the last book i read from is the ocean at the end of the lane by neil gaiman, it's rly cool like fantasy and surrealism and u kinda have to figure out what's going on and remember a lot but it's a good book would recommend48. what's your sexual orientation?god knows honestly i am likely bisexual but i really?? have not a Clue my dude//send me numbers :0