#You FOOL

[smolmight97]

My algebra 2 teacher would’ve killed you for that

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[limelocked]

[shobiolovechild]

so you wouldn't use dark magic to bring falin? would you even touch her remains, shuro? is there a limit where you'd go for her? not eating or sleeping is not a sign of devotion, risking everything you have, every morality, every law without a second thought THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DEVOTED

[spngirlpolls]

my message for the youth is do not make any declarative statements about your sexuality based on any modicum of attraction to jensen ackles. it is not definitive proof of anything one way or the other. looking at his sopping wet soap opera face elicits a primal animalistic response in everyone regardless of identity and that’s NORMAL. you may think it’s desire for sex but STUDIES SHOW that the average person is actually yearning to see him covered in corn syrup blood. many such cases. exhibit a eric kripke.

[emptyjunior]

I haven't seen the movie yet but I hope they include my favourite thing from the book, which is Coriolanus Snow doesn't take a single action the entire time that a woman doesn't explicitly tell him to take.

What were some of the wins in the Coriolanus Snow political playbook?

-He was the only mentor that met his tribute early and built an actual relationship with them, which gave him a huge advantage over the other mentors who couldn't even get a name or birthdate out of their tribute.

-He was able to get a reporter to interview his tribute multiple times, gaining screen time and notoriety.

-His stardom rose when he attempted to save the Crane girl and was seen on camera looking heroic, calling for a medic.

-He wrote the proposal on the sponsorship system and basically invented the idea of sponsors, ranking and gambling that sustained the games for 75 years.

And guess what? Not a SINGLE one of those was his idea😭

TIGRESS tells him to go down to the train station that day, says that Lucy Gray is probably scared and vulnerable, his grandmother gives him a rose from her garden to take, and Tigress explicitly tells him to get on Lucy's good side because her trust will be a valuable thing.

LUCY GRAY tells snow to stop freaking out and freezing at the zoo! Because he just stands there, camera shy, terrified about messing up his reputation and she tells him to 'Own it' and act like any mistake he ever makes is a chance for a Performance, it is a chance to gain more power. SHE drags him over to the reporter and banters with the people of the capital, teaching him a lesson about being in front of the press that he will use for his entire Presidency.

Snow prides himself on looking rich even though his family is in in ruin and it is TIGRESS who helps them achieve this. The careful image he maintains, is maintained by HER, working her hands to the bone to make his clothes look new, their reputation stay untarnished.

The sponsors? The idea to bring food to tributes so they don't starve before they can even compete?? It's LUCY GRAY'S idea!! She suggests it on screen, she invents the idea of a Victor as an Idol, she sings and does fan meet and greets and asks for people to bring her a sweet thing if they can. And then Snow goes and repeats that in class and it's credited as a profitable Academy idea and not hers.

There's a thousand moments like this! Of Snow letting all his smarts and tactics fail him, and Lucy Gray hissing the answer in his ear to get him to act. And he's praised as a hero after this, as the only person who did something in an emergency!

And after all this, our unreliable narrator heads home at the end of the day like, ah I really did that. Snow lands on top once again, that was for sure my idea.

Featured the girl? You featured the girl snow? In her own plan that she did while you stood there frozen and anxious😭So generous.

Truly he's an absolute doofus, he's a silly little boy with Light Yagami energy, any mettle he gains as a Political Mastermind later on is due to the strategy and empathy of the women he's surrounded himself with

[theotherhappyplace]

*watching an anime*

Me: I really like this mom character

*she puts her hair in a low side pony tail hairstyle*

Me: NO-

[nautilidea]

[scatterbrainedbot]

aww 🥰 babies' 270,864,809th act of terror 💕🥳

ive never done a dtiys before but @onionninjasstuff 's was just too cool to pass up -- thank you for the prompt, i had a blast (lol)!

uncropped/movie-screened version below the cut, featuring the amazing orig piece by onionninjasstuff as a ref💜🧡

[teleostuber]

idiot idiot idiot

[askblueandviolet]

Hey Macaque, I have ligma

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[curiouscalixte]

anyone who ever thought that Satoru fumbled the bag hasn't taken into account that this twink would have been all the more happy to let Suguru be a stay-at-home. Like even if they never got together, Satoru would have bent backwards so Suguru wouldn't have to work if he didn't want to

[sad-catbrick]

BOGUS!

[fluffypotatey]

*looks left* *looks right*

*sneezes*

so Danny Motta is holding epic hostage

[bunnywanted]

you think you’re over it and then your brain so kindly reminds you of her in a dream

[sirbird]

“Your heart sank. Take care of yourself, you stupid man, you thought to yourself. You did this, you started this, why are you hurting just as bad?”

AFM Chapter 13

[ososull]

Please..im so bad at prompts but if u draw just any croma i will grant you cool magic spells

you get rainy day study session shenanigans I get the ability to spawn endless mac n cheese

all is fair